*cracks open a smeer*

rule of the thread: no expelling any flags

might get on tiktok tbqh, reckon getting mutts off the internet en bloc is the next step

WALLOP

I think the Hurricanes are looking to score some runs here.

>>146763456
very keen eye you have there mate

Charlie Wakim is the whitest leb I've ever seen in my life.

wokim went brokim

business idea: mcdermott on a diet before he is josh brown tier

>owen
>konstas
>webster
>green
the era of the manlet batsman is ending

>>146763539
just pure luck mate, below 5'10 will always be the optimal height for batting

same question re: tim david, why don't they just open with him so he scores a thousand runs?

>>146763595
Because people keep the telly on waiting to see him play. If he came on, got fifty and then got out everyone would turn their tv off.

HAPPY SMACKY

>>146762506
>>146762512
>>146762523
>>146762538
146762562
146762565
146762569
146762594
imagine unironically being this much of a coomer and talking shit about literally anyone else
would (You) the others but >Our system thinks your post is spam

epic hack to beat the stars: deliberately don't get wickets while maxwell is padded up so he never bats

>>146763695
not a coomer mate, already jacked off this morning

>bit of jew coming in
and?

>bbl final is on a monday
grim

Did you know that Chaudhairy was accused of raping a woman?

canes more like can'ts (get into the finals)

>>146763804
What a shocker.

>>146763804
Not his fault, it's deh cultura

How's it looking Scorchie brothers?

this is the back pat of a man not comfortable around non-white people

>>146763804
A little rape is fine some of the time

wtf we let some stars kid decide when our power surge was taken

>>146763817
its the smell

Why does 40 year old peter siddle have the zoomer haircut?

>>146763844
only as young as you feel

>>146763853
what if i feel 16 year olds

Hurricanes are doing this on purpose because they FEAR the mighty Perth Scorchers.

my scorchies :(

>>146763844
To look bussin while dating university teens

Have the Hurricanes considered that it might be a good idea to hit 6s?

Just not our year scorchie bros, have to share it around you know

hurricanes getting blown out

>>146763895
They don't care. This game doesn't matter to them.

gf just burst into tears and punched a hole in the gyprock lads

tip for the scorchers: don't leave your season in the hands of a team that's already locked in a home semi with a game to play

hofart hurrilames

>>146763844
for you

what is gyprock

these seagulls never learn

>>146763875
>David Goliath
?

>>146763931
stone carved out of romanian quarries innit lad

One up the bum, no harm done

>>146763853
Only as young as the women you feel, haha x

>86 off 30 balls
could (you) do it?

>>146763975
No, I'd play a bunch of blocks and singles like these fucking geniuses.

should have played dooley

>>146763975
Easily, I would simply hit enough 6s.

>>146763975
id only need 15 balls mate

free unlimited hot choccies at work starting to take a toll on my health

Siddle might be washed

Y F O

You know what this is? I'll tell you what it is. It's anti-scorchie discrimination.

it's still possible

bbl isn't cricket lads
might want to grow up

bouldering isnt climbing mate

/cric/ isn't your personal chatroom lad
might want to grow up

>>146764018
>bbl isn't cricket lads
What does the "b" stand for then dickhead?

>>146764010
please see the second post mate

>>146763975
Reckon I could be out 86 times off 30 balls

>>146764018
no but Steven Babay

>>146764018
thoughts on pizza m8?

another absolute shocker from webm cunt

surprised the sri lanka tour is on fta

>>146764050
mate a few seagulls aren't worth a webm
ping me when something good happens

>>146764028
>Peter Siddle Claims His Banana Addiction Was A Myth. Billy Brownless raised the taboo subject of bananas to Victorian bowler Peter Siddle on the Rush Hour. Siddle had to clear the air about how the banana narrative grew legs over the years. “It's all a big myth actually!” Siddle said.
checks out

>>146764053
It's why we need to keep things free.

total seagull death

>>146764060
lmao, you think you're webm cunt? don't you have a few companies to be CTO of champ?

>>146764074
surprised you hit the mark with that second comment
not sure who historically webmcunt has been but i've made prob 70% of the webms in cric over the last 4 months

>>146764028
uploading this to the 'ru

i'm webm fren, here's proof

That's a gif mate

STOP KILLING SEAGULLS

>>146764103
based cadfael

the mcg be like: FOWF
hehe

this nigga caught bean

>>146764090
spee accuses everyone of being some sona or another
it's just a thing that happens whether spee is right or not or not

>>146764134
imagine if bean flicked it off his pads and the umpires were like "hes flicked that, bean"
hehe

bean it up

>>146764144
meant commentators
hehe

>bean mentioned
/kpg/ runs spee

>>146764144
haha i'm imagining it

imagine if bean did something silly and the commentators made a reference to mr bean haha

my stars :)

webm cunt is canonically the bloke who makes shit memes as per the siddle """effort""" above, known by the moniker for releasing a series of animated memes that were so shockingly unfunny they caused eye AIDS

kobe bean bryant

this might have been the most blatantly fixed sporting event to ever take place in this country

it's quite shocking that stoinis doesn't have a 3/4 sleeve tatt

bean

Burgo's Catch Phrase

>BBL
>BPL
>ILT
>SA20
absolutely FEASTING

>>146764189
they got some eps on the youtube

>>146764164
>that were so shockingly unfunny
So basically he's mickhead?

>>146763417
how does this happen to someone

>>146764207
He'd probably ask the same about you mate.

got a new microphone for discord lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRThyHhhTdg

146764206
proved this wrong earlier today but feel free to let me keep on living in your head rentps free champ

>>146764244
i must admit, i do laugh at your attempts to prove to people that your posts get laughs
how bigs the screenshot folder la?

>>146764248
It's the only funny thing he does kek

micksperg had a little sergout where he posted 5 screenshots of his shite arrowposting in a row and thinks that's proof of him being ''''''''funny''''''''''

That was atrocious and I hope the Canes bow out in straight sets.

And I'm not just saying that because I'm a Scorchers fan.

That was as close to throwing a game as I've ever seen. Deliberately awful bowling choices, lethargic in the field, and uninspired batting by most of the team. Only for their 10th man did they manage a respectable total.

Dead rubber or not, any team stepping onto the field with the mindset of not winning does not deserve the trophy.

I've been cheering the Canes on all season (except against the Scorchers of course) but come finals I'll be cheering for the opposing team.

On a more positive note: Loving the Stars comeback and I hope they take it all.

what did the scorchers, renegades, heat and strikers do wrong this season?

>implying i only have screencaps of my arrowposts in my screencap folder
i'm not you faggot i can cap more than one type of post
>if people kek at your posts they're not funny
?

>>146764287
i'm sure you've had to defend your posting so many times now that you've segmented them into their own folder
lying to us hurts everyone micki

>>146764283
Weren't based in Sydney

>>146764283
>scorchies
choked a few iirc
>gaydes
not skilled enough to be competitive in each match. jfm bad season
>peet
being heavy on test batsmens doesn't work when test batsmen are on test duty
>strikies
simply an appalling bouling lineup

>>146764292
last time i checked i had like 2k screencaps and no i haven't been fucked to sort my caps into my their own folders
that's why my spee folder still has files named afl *, cric *, nfl *, nhl*, and whatever else the fuck
might run it through with script sometime thoughbeit

>if people kek at your posts they're not funny
never happened

>>146764283
employing tim "scourge of secretaries" paine

>letting fucking t*swegians finish on top
for shame, ausfailia

146764420
already disproved this today
btw anyone know which country currently holds the ashes

wouldn't mind letting a tall blonde taswegian (norwegian-tasmanian) woman finish on top of me iykwim haha

>>146764475
kek

yes micksperg isn't funny, we get it
no need to keep reminding the poor lad

>>146764566
He admitted in /afl/ he shitposts in the the popular threads for attention. He'll be shitting up /afl/ soon

once again, i never said i did it for attention i just said i shitpost
and you're saying this on 4chan as if people don't shitpost here everyday
FOWF cazzie

That's it. I am immigrating to new zealand.

>>146764933
FUCKING
F O T F
O
T
F

reckon t20 crowds should let off flares

>>146765019
i don't

>>146765022
why not it'd be fun as
imagine the whole upper deck of docklands just a blaze of red smoke and they have to open the roof to clear it

>>146765047
soccer is for faggots and so are flares

nah you're wrong pyrotechnics are fun and based as

>>146765090
it's hooligan garbage

hooliganism is based

waiting for the manure brighton game

wish we had hooliganism here. smashing opposition supporters outside the ground then going in, watching a few hours get more piss in yas then start more shit with the others or just start tearing the ground apart if you're on tour

>ynw a time when 'banger' was reserved for |chOooooOoon|
zoomers, man, innit¿

applied for the ASIO false flagging squad yet mate

>>146765234
ynr†
ffs
'barassin
>>146765246
...yh

not you seb you're orright

>>146765262
tabla x
https://youtu.be/KTG0-HklIEs

things BBL needs:
flares
yiros
Nick Giannopoulos & Vince Colosimo
hair grease stations
nonna's baklava 'cause noone makes it right except her

Man u are fucking 13th?
I don't follow footie anymore but had no idea they'd become that bad lmao

haha
>>146765461
yeah it's been a joy to watching them for a while

dremel suicide

Does anyone watch these meme20 leagues? Some shit like "durban super giant" do the locals give a fuck? Aren't they all blatant rigged betting leagues to keep the filth from internationals again after Amir and Butt incident in England

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ELSE ALSO DOESN'T LIKE T20 IS THIS RANDOM AND COMPLETELY ORIGINAL POST THE START OF A NEW HUMAN UNDERSTANDING?

kekkk
BODIED

why are pozzies such t20 shills now? must really be that many bindians posting from there

snowin' out
again

ah yes, the sebshit gimmick of instadeleting a pic of him home. also
>star trek
nerrrrrdddddddd

>>146770614
It's been discussed in a few threads.
lot of anons watched bbl this year because it started straight after stumps during the tests and is some good light hearted fun.
Aussies have been going really well under cumGOD so there's good support for cricket in general at the moment.

>>146770805
>>146770919
x

>>146771150
BBL, IPL and fuck it even the Hunnit have some merit as they get all the funding and sort of encourage the next gen to some extent to get into criccy. We are dangerously close to having /cric/ be dominated by 40 year olds as those guys are the only one pulling in the crowds

>>146771644
agree mate, It's good how flag wars are set aside during those formats as well kek

just woke up in time for toil

test cricket when

>waking up at 3am to take a piss
Insignificant and freeing
>waking up at 3am to take a shit
Grim and dire

I like posts like that because they actually make me think, at least a bit
keep them coming

>>146770614
australians by and large are low iq retards who only appreciate short-term novelty above all else

>>146770614
its all comparative
do i hate T20 when there's test cricket on? yes
do i watch T20 when there's not test cricket on? also yes

i miss the BGT lads

Big Greek Tonker?

no but big greek titties may

Is this the volcel/MGTOW general?

don't know what that means but it's never been a yank general so fuck off

See 148th post

>>146769852
kek

>>146774696
june i think

>>146780671
Damn, what an absolute hunk. Would love to cuddle with him

>>146769852
>>146781251
bill shitters WILL be prosecuted
simple as

>>146778668
that's only because we lost the war 80 years ago so FOWF

>>146781837
bill shitters is innocent

Women's Super Smash on lads

kathposting has been pretty elite lately ngl

>>146784160
we love kath in this general

nails: trimmed
bed: moved out of the corner
dm: slided into

beans? for lunch?

lore on Kath?
is she just a less attractive more australian version of Isa?

>>146784881
Kath has not played a minute of cricket in her life, she's been given to us purely for her sex appeal and interview skills
unlike Isa, she does not enter the commentary box, instead using her skills to get the best out of player interviews and weather reports
many newbies to /cric/ have noted that Kath was the reason they started watching cricket

>>146784881
aussie version of martin guptills wife whomststs name i have forgotten

>>146785048
Laura's quite pleasant to look at though

>Isa looks good
easily the most grire take on this general ever
lots of gays in /cric/ apparently

>>146785197
You can ignore the peewees, they have little brother syndrome and feel the need to lash out at australian things and support anything not australian

>>146785197
this gimmick only works if people respect your opinion otherwise you just look like a loser mate

someone grabbed my arse at jaylianos last night lads

grabbed some girls arse at jaylianos last night lads

saw a girl grab another girls ass at jaylianos last night lads

Go scotland

>>146786184
S C O T L A N D

melie kerr has quite a big forehead

>>146786787
and a really horrendous voice too
no one will ever admit to that though
don't @ me

You can ignore the pozzies, they have little brother syndrome and feel the need to lash out at new zealand things and support anything not new zealish

more like Slampigland iykwim haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVO7dV0-rY

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HsZmtajSJAI

should this be allowed in cricket? seems against the spirit of the game

might have riled up the peevewees a bit hehe

>>146787019
nothing wrong with it
assume the worst and move your fucking arse if you aren't watching the ball
stupid on the batspeople part

>>146787019
Interesting that you can't fake throw the ball when you don't have it but you can do that

afternoon lads
had no internet for the last week
hope i didnt miss the conception of any new gimmicks

>>146787253
theres been a few of varying quality

>>146787253
newest mick i can think of is "my heaties"
not sure if it started before last week or not

>>146787560
think that one started about 3 years ago mate

>hasn't been a new gimmick for 3 years
grim

>>146787721
write a new one then mate. im sure you could think of something

kafkaesque was big last thread

super smash starts in 15 mins

>>146788604
game already played mate
melie got the dub

not sure what that means, it's about to start wellington are bowling

can anyone explain to me why women's cricket "isn't cricket"

Couldn't tell you m8

>>146789020
im a sexist pig

>>146789020
it IS cricket
it ISN'T the ashes

>>146789107
short leg(s)

sister finally turned 18 so i can stare at her arse and tits and it won't be weird now

just remembered theres ashes on tonight

BBL Tournament Team (espncricinfo):
David Warner
Mitch Owen
Cooper Connolly
Glenn Maxwell
Tim David
Matthew Wade
Jamie Overton
Ben Dwarshuis
Mark Steketee
Jason Behrendorff
Lloyd Pope

Nonce general

>>146790595
agreed

>>146790578
pope seems lucky to be there
dont like that warner is there

>>146790648
shes too good for domestic cricket

she's also too good for nathan smith haha

>>146790648
need her in the breeding program

>>146790871
your kids will have somalian-like heads

super cute somalians who are great at sports but have questionable taste in men

>>146786300
F O R E V E R

what exactly is an "ashes t20" ?

>>146791492
its a game where, instead of burning a stump for ashes, you metaphorically burn down the soul of cricket in the name of equality

some retard is singing eskimo joe out loud on the train

>>146791492
I heard the promo this morning, 'the ashes are on 7pm tonight blah blah dont miss the action'. The fuck do they mean the ashes, bloody false advertising

>>146790578
Jamie Overton is the biggest ballbag of all time. Always arguing the cocksucker

>>146791760
they were talking about the LA wildfires

>>146791771
He thinks he's a big tough guy, just because he's a bit taller and fatter than the average cricketer

>>146791777
Kek, I think were describing the metaphorical implosion of the Australian nation, brought to you by Commonwealth bank you cunt

just got a weed prescription - now i can't be called a lazy stoner!

>>146784245
did you put your door up thoughbeit

>>146791789
Are you allowed to use the bat if an opposition player is trying to man handle you?
https://youtube.com/shorts/4wiv88RL0zA?si=_FvBnqQfZ9xyiFYC

>>146791827
being able to put up a door is a sure sign you are lower class scum

nothing i hate more than when you're at work and someone comes up behind you and puts their hands on your shoulders

i like my comfy single bed pushed up into the corner of the room

Kek and you how have to sit like it's a completely natural thing and not flinch.

>>146791838
needing to move your bed out of the corner instead of fuck buddy wanting to be rooted wherever is a sure sign you are lower class scum

>>146791871
this is true but a fuck buddy that will be rooted anywhere obviously has low standards and is likely lower class herself

>>146791872
nonce
>>146791882
>he doesn't know about mayli

Nigeria Rising

>>146791847
i put my penis on the girlys shoulders and it makes them giggle like schoolgirls

>>146791847
maybe try missionary next time mate

>>146792012
finger yourself
post pics

its ok you don't have to do anything because you made that all up

bring back bullying in schools and the workplace

>>146792023
I’m a boy

>>146792012
fake a seizure in the bathroom

>>146792037
I’ve already down that twice in the last 6 months

>>146792034
I'm waiting

>>146792012
gen z boss and a mini

>>146792012
redditors really are the weakest race

>>146792060
do it naked this time and shit and piss yourself while you do it

>>146791997
nonce
>>146792078
my gen z boss gives me a stiffy iykwim haha

>>146792081
Please fucking send help, I’ll finger fuck my shithole and camera for you if you can call in a bomb threat (and get me some clean shorts and boy panties)

>>146792102
alright where do you work

>>146792093
nonce

GEN Z BOSS AND A STIFFY
GEN Z BOSS AND A STIFFY
>>146792111
nonce

ITTY BITTY TITTIES AND A KNOB
ITTY BITTY TITTIES AND A KNOB

>boy panties
fake
no one who isn't retarded calls them that
and there are no retards on 4chan

this might be one of the worst /cric/ threads I've ever seen

>>146792121
paedo

it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8mOWVbnJIw

>no bbl today
finna rope

>no bbl today
finna hope

>>146792135
no but Steven Prey
>>146792142
fiddydiddler

coles frozen pepperoni pizza review: 1/10

is anyone planning on explaining what "bbl" means?

>>146792164
big bash league

belarusian bum licking

Big girl's Blouse League

>>146792154
>>146792156
Ashes at 7:15 lads

>>146792179
yeah in 3 years or something

none of those answers helped but thank you all for making an effort

Cricket simply just doesn't start at 7:15

How did the Bangladesh Premier League fall apart so fast? Last season it was a big deal and it was steamed everywhere. Now? Gone.

>>146792159
unless you don't have access to an oven, just buy a buy, some tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese and make your own pizza for cents on the dollar
hell, if you have a microwave you can even make your own pizza by subbing in sliced bread for the base

bangladesh is india why have 2 IPLs

>>146792186
The Big Bash League (BBL) also known as the KFC Big Bash League for sponsorship reasons, is an Australian men's professional club Twenty20 cricket league, which was established in 2011 by Cricket Australia.

would you like to know more?

>t20 champions league
now that was fun

>>146792164
bowled brett lee. hes retired so he wont be playing and therefore there will not be any bbl tonight

didn't even want to know that much, quite frankly you missed the entire point of the assignment
do better next time.

>>146792208
i would like to know more about buenos aires iykwim haha

>>146792220
you must be really stupid, I explained what BBL was very clearly and you also forgot to reply to my post.

wander why cricket never took off in argentina

too busy seething at the UK and MUH MALVINAS to take up a pommie sport

^
daily reminder they only held it for 5 years out of the last 500 or some shit but still act like they own it
they're almost as bad as je- oops meant israelis

yet they tied their economy and exports to the poo.k and took up ruggerby, socker and even fucking polo

how can a povo country afford to play polo

>>146792266
I like Argies otherwise, but the Falklands are clearly and rightfully British clay and they need to move the fuck on kek

>>146792291
this but abos
it's retarded we get welcomed to our own country by cunts who get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars per year by cunts who never developed any weapon beyond a spear and a hollow spear that makes another spear go further in 65000 years
soon they'll be telling us boongs invented postage stamps 70k years ago

aboriginals first invented the postage stamp over 65000 years ago

8 mins till first ball

the work bench

sleeping in the pool looms

>>146792336
DOXXED!!!!!!!!

>>146792336
>laptop thumber
>bed in the corner
>no hung door
>can't hang his door himself (toothpick)
did i miss anything lads

No need to be rude mate.

>>146792389
imagine whipping out the little man and she makes this face

>>146792336
>the work bench
shame youre a neet iykwim haha

kemp has a bit of a gyatt on her

hope voll is out so i don't have to look at her anymore

lauren bell-y button iykwim haha

>>146792507
enhance that tummy

>>146792507
charlie dean would be alright looking if she didn't have that frizzy thin hair

will be spending most of my time in /tennis/ this evening just wanted to let you lads know

>>146792518
enhance it with my money shot iykwim haha

that ball tracking seemed rigged as fuck lol

>>146792336
Prison cell looking good mate

>>146792548
corr that tanline

>>146792411
hot

>>146792548
>>146792568
this is nrlsperg

>>146792411
>little
it's only little when it's soft

>>146792646
>no name and/or date in the filename
Nah he's a professional

>>146792660
why the fuck would you need a name
clear as day who that is if you watch cricket

>>146792660
that's just the discord file name settings he uses from his r/nrlhotties discord

>>146792660
>>no name and/or date in the filename
>Nah he's a professional
it's clearly copied from some FB page
nothing professional about typing wget [URL] retard
>>146792685
>discord settings
fuck off zoomer

>>146792698
Your inability to correctly comprehend a simple sentence suggests autism

>>146792698
it was her instagram
dev controls to get the direct image link
saved 5, posted 2

>>146792583
sis has that same tanline. drives me crazy

Braces on a woman is so beautiful

Your inability to correctly comprehend a simple sentence suggests autism
you're a retard and a faggot and any know which company currently holds instagram

Phoebe "Smacky" Litchfield

>Smacky
>Women's cricket
don't you say that
don't you ever say that

ANYONE SEEN BRITFLAGS

>75kmph fast ball six
daannnnnggg maybe I should watch the women play a mans sport poorly after all

>>146792757
i think whats best about this shot is you can clearly see her adjust her feet and body position as the balls coming to get in the optimal power position

God women are so shit at sports. Thank god some of them are nice to look at.

Gf in the front row

surprised how easy it was to get a medical kush prescription
said i had been taking sleeping pills which were making me drowsy the next day, he asked me which ones and i think he literally heard me googling "sleeping pills australia"
completely rorted the system

afl "athletes" have gracile lanklet feminine bodies so its not really impressive when they jump against another feminine lanklets

>>146792927
Trvthie

you guys aren't very funny tonight

funny guys are in /tennis/ cause there isn't any bbl tonight

>dive
>immediately break her arm
Lmao

>whinge for 2 minutes
>arm isn't actually injured
Women...

the two women i know that play afl are lil hamplanets

>>146792983
the micksperg phenotype

>>146792991
Cool story champ

>>146792983
I was taking about the men.

>>146792998
sorry, should i have said they were lanklets to humour your shit comment?

>>146792983
Meanwhile in the NRL

reportspergs gonna FREAK

>>146793012
you know they get notifications when you screenshot their stories right?

>>146793006
No please go on, I find these pointless anecdotes to be fascinating :)

>>146793021
(Not him) and? There will be thousands of people screenshotting her stories, do you genuinely think she cares?

>>146793030
>>146793031
can't wait for her to block you

girls havin a smacky

>>146793046
I have my Dodge Ram in my profile pic, no woman is blocking me

>>146793054
based door hanger

wish I had a ute

what car does centrelink give people?

>>146793069
Landcruisers.
>muh farming hardd plase halp govement!!
not my problem

>>146793069
a concession card

it's fucking hot lads

>>146793054
do NOT park it anywhere at the coolbellup shops or I WILL be keying it

>>146793147
49.3 in geraldton lmao hope all the """people""" living there cook

>>146793075
all fucking farmers must fucking hang
sell the land to china/gina

>>146793147
I'll think of you as I'm fighting off hypothermia shoveling snow later.

>>146793147
Cricket Fact: Did you know that Perth's famously hot and dry summers and strong coastal winds produces cricket pitches so hard and bouncy that it is known across the cricketing world as a 'fast bowler's paradise'?

>>146793147
whats perth like apart from the oppressive heat?

>>146793210
very nice imo rank it second just behind melbourne in terms of aus cities
great beaches, best year round weather, even the biggest mong can earn a shitload at the mines or offshore projects, and home of the mighty fremantle dockers

Melbourne
Perth
Hobart

POWER GAP

Sh*tney

not wasting time on the other """cities"""

>>146793210
extremely gay but are huge cricket fans

Any big bashes?

why's the womens ashes crowd so empty?

>>146793314
they decided to have it in Melbourne while the tennis is on so the organisers screwed them

>the ashes
>a fucking t20
women got no respect for this thing of ours

Gay sport

>>146793147
>20% humidity
You have no idea poof cunt
Try that in 78% humidity

>>146793378
based
32 deg in sydney's 100% humidity is worse than perth

the jeet lad woke up seething today
also getting properly rattled in >>146792686

are lasses lost the cricket but they didn't lose the ashes because it's quite clearly not the ashes

>>146793446
Quite clearly is the ashes if the aussies win it
Open to discuss it not being the ashes if aus was to lose

you traitorous bastards
you should be more active at /afl/

I don't like being around those guys all year.

>>146793476
so true

>>146793021
no they don't

>>146793378
yes but I am a celtoid built for 15 c max

why is nick rekieta in this toyota ad?

australia just won the gashes and /cric/ is silent
chuds the lot of youse

>>146793662
literally an irrelevant sport

during bouldering you climb
during featuring in a t20 you don't play cricket
simple as

zachy has 'soft retired' from bouldering
stuck in v4 hell so goes just to keep appearances up but isn't really there

v6 on my channel

(v)4channel

/cric/ is LS swapped general stop posting your weak as piss motors

see a pozzie recommend bikeriders the other day lol
dire film

some of the testies opinion on games and movies are grim
if you want good taste you need bbl taste
pure fact

Still remember Zachy being taken to task by Scott Parker over his utterly dire bouldering form

>as if that's even good lol
you can do 6 fatty

I could do 30 with a week of training but I have tree trunks instead of toothpicks so that's probably equivalent of 80 for you

no you couldn't you lard arse

I like /cric/ before the UK flags wake up. It's weirder, yes, but more pleasant.

>>146793829
>games
we're not 17

Deadlifts and bicep curls are superior to pullups and chinups

rowing is supirior to all of it

Deadlifts, bent over rows and bicep curls are superior to bouldering, 20mm max hangs and chin-ups

walking to the cinema

>>146794606
*be's driving on the footpath, hitting you over the picket fence into someone's yard*

he definitely works guys

>>146794606
*gets stabbed*

>>146794807
business idea: make /wcric/ a separate thread

>>146794864
Another business idea: make a separate thread for discussion of actually watching cricket instead of nonsense about bouldering and quasi-homosexual innuendo IYKWIM haha

Reckon the freak who spams elephants and cha bling blah doesn't have a righto to criticise others going off topic

bouldering more like balding KEK

the most cultured man itt. flim music art zimbabwean cricket i know it all

whats some good music then

coco jamboo
s-club 7
kelly clarkson since u been gone

>>146795149
M.I.A

just got back from a real (2024)
not terrible but a bit much DUDE WEED LMAO for my liking

>>146795395
based

>either commiepoof's awake at 3am or jannies unironically stalk threads
applied for consent to protest yet mate

>checking 4chan before praying and exercising
dim an grirepilled

>he sleeps more than 5 hours
You will never be successful.

>>146795149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzHLPnGuVSQ

Punk rock metal are negermusik

>>146795395
>>146796007
M.I.A is literally metal

Nah. Hiphop majorly

But it's something different
That's why I like it

>Nazi Punks
bit redundant innit lad
>ynr commiepoofs unironically believe that "you can't be homophobic racist misogynist and other shit that's punk and be punk"

I have fallen in love with a woman on Amazon

Gibrish

She is Australian so there's a chance

anyone know which country currently truffles the butter

For me too
Under the Mates program

>>146796177
you mums cunt klek

>>146796202
queen st maccas in 15 minutes champ

Try outback
Your mums cunt will need big parking

simply don't about the (women's) ashes

Nobody does
Other than fags and low life rots

Nighty nitu

fallen in love with an Amazonian woman (Lauren Bell)

business idea: lords and the mcc sue anyone who calls whatever this bullshit cricket thing between engw and ausw "the ashes" or "the women's ashes" or any variation
funny how cultural appropriation is bad unless it's against le hecking bad straight white men

Gibrish

Women's Ashes more like the Gashes ikywim haha

https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=M6b0zfjOnBNjiQPT&v=O1IfV8LWNws&feature=youtu.be

>ikywim
>i know you what i mean haha
? iykwim haha

Gibberish

I know you wank in mornings

no but your sisters panties may

>Criciúma is a city in the Brazilian state of Santa Catarina.
don't know how to feel about this

any /plebmen/ in?
everyone here seems to have office jobs or a trade, for me it's mowing lawns

Is that a euphemism for something?

no but putting up doors may

>dumb american bitch on 8 out of 10 cats unironically says we saved a lot of lives by nuking japs as if the war wasn't over before august 1945
?

eating poo

>>146793154
is that a real place

i just woke up

running is so boring it should be illegal
also it's actually bad for your heart

i only run to the toilet so i don't shit myself haha

buying that flat lads

>>146798172
Will send you some pizzas to celebrate la

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEjm0DFxR77/?igsh=MWQ2Y2M2cWMwMzBnbw==

wonder what will happen first
>certain man getting to 31 chin ups
>certain man doing a non-asterisked v5
>micksperg making a funny post
I know which one it certainly won't be

walking mogs every other sport (yes brisk walking is a sport cope on)
better than your boulderings your trail runnings your t20ings

>trail running
that was a dumb meme bard and some rando peewee poster - who no longer posts - tried to force. all they mean is going for a jog in a field.

You should really be doing something that requires coordination aka golf

>>146799654
Trail walking is good because at least you're getting out into the great outdoors and appreciating the beauty and majesty of nature, but it's also essentially just for people who are too fat to trail run

just woke up

Went to the cinema to watch Point Break (1991) tonight
Absurd film

Wonder if I'll ever be able to watch Synecdoche, New York (2008) at the cinema

>>146799890
walkers might as well just play golf
a round will easily be an 8km walk if not further
plus you carry a bag of clubs so more strenuous

i think I'm fat lads

>>146799632
i broke you
>>146800265
better than point break (2015)
>>146800477
clearly missed the point

>>146800561
weight and height?

>>146800565
137kg 6'2

>>146800265
one of the few 5/5s I have on the ol letterboxd
elite pure 90s keanu kino

>>146800587
you weigh significantly more than a front rower in rugby union

any other elite muscular landowners in?

>>146800274
simply not good
reddit flick for midwits

>>146801092
elite and landowner, check

>reddit
>for midwits
pick one chud

reckon it's bad a day to be a titelist pro v1 lads

>>146801173
based

stooges - funhouse (1970) vs p!nk - funhouse (2008)
the great debate

>>146800564
What's the point

uh oh, grim (+ dire) aushours firing up
time to make a quick exit

>>146801261
>he still hasn't learnt from snowden and assange
are you retarded by any chance
bet you make retarded jokes like normies do about "lol if i say this i am going on le watchlist" as if there's only 1 and as if it's a manual when it hasn't been manual for more than 10 years"

sweltering
might pop down the 'works after toil for a dip

PPSB alert going off re certain men ITT

>>146801332
>27% humidity
try a Queensland summer