>>146801387
if it was to alert you of ww2 era smgs it'd be a ppsh-41 alert iykwim haha

Y F O W F

ignore crictranny

*sinply be's*

ignore anticrictranny

Point Break?
more like Point Bleak haha

i'll break your mum's hymen cunt if you don't stfu the fuck up

nobody's mum can be a virgin you thick twat

>>146801330
seem to have set off the resident schizo with an instagram link

>>146801537
umm the blessed virgin mary?

Alright. Finally made an unburnt 'za. Thanks for the suggestions lads.

>schizo
unironically kill yourself you fucking plebbit faggot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UTM_parameters
if some literal whos can track you with that shit what do you think glowies can do
go suck a cock bitch

>>146801570
love me some half and half as much as the next guy but it looks more like 40/60 innit lad

>>146801605
>thinks i don't know what a UTM parameter is
thought it was safe to assume that everyone in this general uses a browser that automatically removes all UTM codes
guess you're just going with the schizo screeching approach instead

Ran out of the pesto 3/4ths of the way

this is spee not gee
and both boards are full of techlets
>unironically thinking most cunts here know the most basic shit python, rust, or go

*shows your fat arse and your rabbit droppings pizza reply #2*

>>146801656
do you wear your programmer socks when you code, crictranny?

holy shit how esl are you
it's python rust and golets that wear programming socks you absolute faggot
go 48% yourself

why is it that gaining tech knowledge increases schizophrenia?

>>146801758
ill take that as a yes

>>146801723
GOTTEM
he's on the ropes lads

what stage in learning python, rust or go do you learn about UTM codes?
not sure i've reached that stage yet

what stage in learning to use the internet do you use a browser that automatically removes all UTM codes
>using a browser that automatically removes all UTM codes
>accuse anyone else of being schizo

>>146801872
thanks for sharing, crictranny!

someone seems to be dodging the question

>>146801872
>>146801897
when was the last time you got 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep

>>146801941
you really expect crictranny to have a grounded opinion? all she does is spout posts she's read on 4chan and expect everyone to just accept it as fact.

you really expect commiepoof to have a grounded opinion all xir does is spout commie buzzwords xhe's read on plebbit and expect everyone to just expect it as fact

>>146801723
>thought it was safe to assume that everyone in this general uses a browser that automatically removes all UTM codes
>expect everyone to just accept it as fact
have you considered sudoku

do you think Shane Warne was ever at a car dealership and threw in the line
'mind if I take her for a spin mate?'
and then everyone at the dealership laughed because of his profession?

>>146802142
>>146802223
honestly...just epic and unique cric images...

>>146802531
i just click the post and then reply
pretty foolproof iykwim haha

>>146802531
also >inb4 >m-muh muh 4chan-x
doubt (you)'d even know what that is tbqhwy commiepoof and i really cbf learning the hotkeys for it when i've been here far longer than 4cx has ever been a thing

>>146802566
sometimes one doesn't want to reply to the post they click thoughbeit iykwim haha

>>146802531
>>146802567

the incoherent ramblings of a tranny

>>146802597
ctrl+a > backspace iykwim haha

never used 4chx, never will
simple as x

>>146802626
i already mentioned this but said ctrl+a and del
then commiepoof/rulesperg had to be a faggot anyway so i had to wait a bit and the text field was cleare iykwim haha

>>146802531
i dont even have a home key on my keyboard

>>146802737
based tkl or 60% chad
do you have a FN
either way it's a pc not a console you can write your own key combos/macros

>>146802757
ive got a logitech mx keys mini for the le aesthetics

knowing anything about computers is one of the gayest things

ynr there's probably /cric/ posters using macs as we speak

>knowing anything about computers is one of the gayest things
t. never gets laid with women
>>146802799
so a TKL then

>>146802964
you a bit of an expert on gay things? hehe

>>146803663
might be a bit of a Camila Giorgi fan I think

>>146803769
i think that might be Misaki Doi

>>146803797
I'm clearly talking about the results of the tennis match, sexist chud

>Whistleblower reveals 'guilt' of life in council with four-day week
>The hidden downsides of a four-day week controversially championed by a Lib Dem council has been laid bare in a whistleblower’s letter.
>The individual - who requested anonymity for fear of censure by their bosses and even family members aghast at the ‘lazy’ work practices - accuses South Cambridgeshire District Council (SCDC) of creating a ‘sad’ and ‘lonely’ place to work under the experiment, which provides full pay for 80 per cent of contracted time.
>The truncated hours have actually made work more ‘intense’, the council officer reveals, while team working and building workplace relationships is almost impossible, especially when combined with flexible working practices which create a ‘lottery’ over which colleagues are in on any day.
>The excoriating critique adds they avoid telling outsiders about their shortened week to avoid being called a ‘scrounger’, stating: ‘I’m ashamed and afraid to be labelled “lazy” or get remarks like “Typical council, hardly working”.’
>The letter was sent to Tory opposition leader Heather Williams, days after the Mail revealed one-in-six staff at SCDC admitted taking second jobs on their day off - despite the council insisting the time is used to ‘recover and re-energise’ for their job.
>Ms Williams said: ‘This is what happens when you use humans as guinea pigs.’
>Independent councillor Dan Lentell added: ‘It confirms what opposition councillors have been saying for months and years.
>'This bonkers version of a sound idea, imposed with neither a debate nor a vote in full council, is failing.
>‘This pet project of a rogue senior leadership team is doing real-world harm.’
>'The whistleblower lays into the experiment, warning the four-day week ‘is in fact a three-day week [because] most people have Mondays or Fridays off’.
'This creates the ‘unsustainable’ situation where ‘you have to cram the bulk of your work into three days’.
who could've seen this coming

>'The whistleblower lays into the experiment, warning the four-day week ‘is in fact a three-day week [because] most people have Mondays or Fridays off’.
christ
the absolute state of "whistleblower maths"
>the four-day week is in facts a three-day week because most people take a day off during at the start or end of the weekend rather than in the middle despite the days off adding up to the same regardless of when they're taken

retards just ignore the inherent truth of life which is that toil is needed to feel satisfied and fulfilled

>>146804034
>>146804083
locked commiepoof
lenin dindu nuffin

>>146804399
candace dick fit in yo mouf? jaja

No but Sonny's might

>>146803626
yep I'm a gay ama

having a tiger lager (longneck)

>>146804863
hows perth?

>>146805307
*sydney

>>146805350
perth*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDu8G7IvYDk

Faggy thread

kind of impressive how much abuse from the sun my body can take

mumza bringing me home some bourbon :)

Bought some alcoholic free bourbon for my son
Hopefully it'll help him to stop drinking so much :)

>>146803976
>reeeee work isn't my social club
Boo hoo

>>146805307
good mate popping down the 'works for toweless tuesday this evebing

got my linen shorts on

for me it's the ginger nut

>>146805282
already told you to shut the fuck up

>>146805282
>tw*tter post
Absolutely cancer

2 hours till the sexers expose the hurricanes as the shitters they are

Don't see many smart fellas here, but see a lot of fart smellas iykwim haha

its better to burn out than to fade away

chud edition? looks like you're all in the right place, haha.

>>146806841
got a problem libtard?

>>146806837
I need someone to love me the whole day through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TngViNw2pOo

>>146806885
doodee dododee doo
deeww dew deww dew dooo

>>146805400
Any more like this?

hello /cric/ hows ya days been?
this thread's fucked

>>146807001
bit of a shitter of a day at toil but getting on the piss now so not bad. though i will regret it tomorrow. are you the e30 peewee?

>thread's fucked
yeah full of nonces apparently

>>146807001
hard but good day of toil. convinced the higher ups to build a significant team around me to support our growth
should come with a nice lil role change for myself
shall see if it all ends up getting signed off

>>146807023
nice lad, enjoy. I'm not the e30 bloke sorry, no
>>146807028
seems pretty par for the course then. Is /afl/ in?
>>146807038
good to hear mate, hope things work out for ya
I'm off to Woolies now lads see you soon if there's any bash bash happening

>>146807054
don't make me boast about my importance to the company mate

evening friends thinking BBL then switch over to Novak when he starts
should be a good night

>>146807189
will duel screen i think, but with cricket commentary on, not the tennis

the 1st test vs south africa, 2005

fox cricket at the ground in tassie for the game tonight

yes, the bar is that low this counts as news

the Inverarity stand under construction, 1970.

Also note the three separate wicket blocks. They used to play two grade matches there simultaneously.

HOBART
clap clap clap
HURRICANEEEESS

whos the female talent at the game tonight?

>>146807287
>>146807199
interesting
now fast forward to what it's going to look like after whatever development they're doing at the minute

>>146807287
what ground?

>>146807307
lords

>>146807307
rod laver

wait you didn't tell me hobart was THIS kino

>>146807324
A
FUCKING
SLIDE

>>146807324
that slide is based
imagine hitting a 6 and it lands in the top on rolls down to the bottom

Corr look at all those bungalows

>>146807340
>afters
we say kick ons mate

are bungalows an aussie invention?

feel quite ill

>>146807354
based

>>146807323
>wrong side of hobart
>in a difficult to reach pocket of suburbia
>wedged inbetween a beach and suburban houses
unironically what the FUCK were tassie cricket thinking by moving to bellerive from the TCA ground?

my entire knowledge of tasmania comes from this movie

>>146807342
there'll be a pool up there too. can't wait for the ball to go for a dip

personally think posthumous albums are disgusting and shit all over said musician's desires
the artist decided not to release those songs, and that should be respected
note i will give an exception to album that was in production for release when the musician died

ugh, its megan barnard again

Not sure we should be calling a small injury a "niggle"

I don't like Megan Markle

stars are going to kill the chunder tomorrow night

>>146807349
>there are no regional variations in collaquialisms
reckon you might be retarded champ

>>146807435
surely nowhere in aus calls it afters
thats bong talk

>going out
is it still kick ons if you just stay at the persons house

>stars chasing david and mmarsh
>while still having smacky and stoinis
salary cap has left the room

>>146807374
>can afford a remington
>can't afford a bipod
huh

>>146807431
Come do it tonight?

>>146807380
note you won't know which albums were in prod retard
>>146807435
>english is bong

>>146807446
you mean stay-ins?

why would you label it afters or kick ons?
you're just going to some cunts house
calling it something like it's an event is extremely pointless, try-hard and crunge

I don't know how "kick ons" is used usually, but the guy I knew who used to always say it was a raging alcoholic and would use it at 6am and then get more alcohol and drugs while everyone was alseep

>nah mate it's not a bender it's just kick ons

mums in hospital dying from Parkinson's. wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. horrible cunt of a disease. reminder to call or visit your parents while you still can. sorry for blogging.

kick ons past the age of 25 is fucking sad
nothing good happens after 1am

>>146807449
>I can always lay down on flat ground to make my shot
you're cute

>>146807490
what about sex

>>146807485
sorry man all the best x

>>146807485
sorry to hear that lad

is smith playing tonight?!?!

>>146807490
my favourite time is 1-4am. absolute pure peace

>>146807503
all of the hot girls have been snapped up by 11pm
but sure i guess some runt needs loving after 1am

>>146807485
sorry mate. mine's dying of anorexia

>>146807490
>nothing good happens after 1am
meme

>>146807490
i agree but i reckon its age 27
t. 26 year old haha

>>146807514
I agree with this which is why I wouldn't be out drinking and or taking drugs at some munter's house at that hour talking about MUH KICK ONS MAAAATE

never heard of kick ons is that new thing cause all the pubs close at 9pm in the cities

what about that period when you get back from a gig/festival and you're all just sitting in the lounge a bit too cooked to go to sleep, i've generally found the yarns to be quite pleasant

>>146807526
bro talking to some randoms at the pub that have drugs and bringing half the place back to some cunts house to get on the piss and coke/caps is some of the most fun times ive had

>>146807535
>in bed with a ur mates and a bunch of girls watching some shit movie while one of the girls rubs her fingers through your hair as you comedown off mdma
now this is living

hobart stadium is a spiritually new zealand ground

>>146807538
all well and good when it's not your place or drugs champ

>>146807550
kek settle down sunshine did I hit a nerve?

>>146807558
can't be. the boundaries are longer than 30m

>>146807570
>sunshine
no but steven ray iykwim haha

>nothing good happens after 1am
ive literally only heard jeet uber drivers say this

for me it's going to 18th parties in year 12 and kissing all the girls that used to think I was a weirdo

>>146807570
I’ll hit your nerve in your jaw with my size 24 fist

>>146807578
this but i have long finished year 12 haha

the cricket

>>146807559
yeah exactly what i said mate

you can't equip bipods on shotguns in cod
you'd know that if you weren't retarded

>>146807588
as if an incel would have any idea about this aspect of normie life

>>146807579
big talk for a try hard mate

im neither a normie nor an incel
in the grim inbetween

is it "pretend you used to do cool things when you were younger" day again already?

most action I got in high school was a girl massaging my freshly buzz cut head for half an hour at a party while we were drunk and watching tv

as if everyone on spee is a normie
146807605
no it's talk about how you were a college QB day again already

>>146807604
you literally can't be an incel if you go out and drink frequently
literally impossible to not pull at some point

>>146807614
>college QB
you are so americanised it makes me physically ill

>>146807614
oh... can I join in? (don't even think we have that sport here)

>>146807615
false.
I went out every weekend virtually between 18-22 and never pulled.

then I had a huge glowup in my mid 20s and all the girls I've been with from dating apps assumed I was some kind of slayer

>>146807609
if i was will, simon, jay, or neil i'd be the inbetweeners iykwim haha

>>146807621
jej, that cunt is shattered lads.

>>146807630
meant uni 5/8s

I feel like I've said this every day for the last 3 weeks but this is the worst /cric/ thread ever.

its not that bad mate
reckon you're overreacting for attention

>>146807663
bit in this
i used to get annoyed when girls got too grabby feely at gigs since i was only there to metaphorically orgasm to the music

I too have partaken in drugs and promiscuous sex like all of /cric/.

am literally having sex while doing drugs right now lmao, it's pretty sweet

i'm a poof

hypeCUNT is doing my head in

>>146807634
what is this supposed to prove? that you're older than others itt?
drugs are better now than they were in your day, old fart

smells kinda tradie in here if im honest

i once had the sex
>>146807691
>what is this supposed to prove? that you're older than others
but enough about abos

catch that

>>146807695
I mean, it is the chud edition of /cric/ what did you expect

FTA lad, you got a webm coming?
i can if need be

I've been naked with 3 women in bed but never inserted my penis fully inside a woman

just sick of cunts whining ITT about not having sex when its literally the easiest time to get laid

>>146807706
based 14 inch dong haver

>>146807709
It’s harder to get laid now than it’s ever been.

>>146807713
simply not true

>>146807709
8 o'clock on a tuesday night?

>>146807599
Piss off to bed fucking maori cunt

i have roughly 8000 hrs on steam

>>146807709
why is it easier to get laid at 10:04pm than any other time?

>>146807717
i know youre joking but there would be some eager sluts at the pub right now tbqh

>>146807713
could you explain this please?
I'm not trying to meme, I want to know what you think

>>146807726
women are mostly very chaste these days. they usually only have sex after marriage

>>146807716
what are you researching? the cure to old age? KEK

having sex is so much effort
I just want to cuddle

>>146807688
same he's all over the fucking shop with 'micks

>>146807729
vs the gigachad 2CB

>>146807718
watch your blood pressure mate, it's not worth it

>>146807737
i once told a girl that i only use sex as a way to get to cuddling and she laughed at me and never replied to my messages after that

>>146807716
bought some 2c's off a website when i was like 17 and tried them all
those were the good old days

ynr synthetic weed

this thread is tantamount to spastic bullying
please consider your fellow anons before posting

Just want to hold hands with a girl while she takes a shit
that's pure intimacy

>>146807753
grim slop that was
lost a mate to it, hes clean now but basically ruined his life

>>146807753
easily the most fucked drug i've taken, had some very cooked experiences
one of my cousins is now a schizo from smoking too much K2

>>146807753
i would go to sex shops chasing that shit, don't miss it truly horrible stuff.

>>146807753
>>146807762
>>146807772
yep know a bloke who cooked his brain on kronic

>>146807753
Why is he holding that cigarette so far down

The plot of Point Break (1991) is just absurd
If Johnny Utah had acted like that in reality he'd have been dishonourably discharged from the FBI with immediate effect
There were numerous procedural flaws in how the case should have been investigated, resulting not only in massive collateral damage but also avoidable loss of human life
But I guess that sort of absurdity is kind of the point when it comes to 90s films, it's intentionally ridiculous but everybody is having fun with it

never been into a sex shop or a strip club

I have a crippling scat porn addiction

>>146807807
'risp joshie

i went to a tiddy bar once. the girls kept sitting on my lap and grinding on my penis and would pull their sparkly g-strings down so i could put so-called 'tip vouchers' in there. one guided me to put the voucher in her arse crack

I'm 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>146807742
me on the left

one time I went on a date with this girl and she told me to grab her ass while we were walking but I accidently grabbed one of her fat rolls

its the Grade Cricketer Alternate Commentary for me

>>146807826
it is NOT dangerous to hit on women in the workplace
women love workplace flings
its like a romance novel for them

would never want to date an actual whore
if someone told me to "grab her ass" while we were walking I'd turn around and go home (without her)

>>146807848
You cant hit on anyone if you're a retarded incel though

The first time I got chance to finger a girl I didn't know what I was doing and tried to jam my finger in her arsehole instead

>>146807848
I asked out a girl who was flirting with me for months at work. She said yes at first but then stopped replying to my messages and then became extremely passive aggressive. when I tried to smooth shit over it literally just made it worse.

PARK THE CAR AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
TIME'S TIDE WILL SMOTHER YOU

>>146807722
it's 17:24 retard

I don't give a fuck about that shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YFvgbMunHs

last tiem I had sex this girl insisted that she keep her bedroom door wide open with her family members asleep in other rooms. I start fingering her and she moans as loudly as she possibly can

>>146807863
pro tip: don't "ask them out". never be direct about it, they will think about it too much and then decide its not okay to date a colleague
its always easiest to just go get a drink with them after work, and then let things unfold naturally from there
my go to has always been "ive got some goss to tell you but can't here. should we get a quick drink after work"

>>146807898
shut the hell up imagine saying that

sadCUNT hours frfr

>>146807903
kek
hows the foot fetish been since?

Ange Postecoglou is the worst manager in EPL history

146807797
you have to be retarded to think they actually care about the rule of law

Being a virgin obviously isnt good, this thread is proof of that

this girl was super into me at the last place I worked. she was pretty mid but she had a great personality. If I was eating lunch she'd come in and stand right next to me and do these weird stretches that were presenting her arse right at my face.
I ended up getting fired and I found out that after that she didn't go back into work for like a month.

>>146807915
you must be over the age of 35

blog on

if women are interested they ask you out or get very close to it

>>146807753
>>146807762
>>146807772
>>146807781
>>146807784
don't worry chuds, medicianal cannabis is hecking regulated so that must mean it's not bad for you
just had my 10th booster btw

>>146807948
yeah. if a woman is genuinely interested you have to do nothing. I've been practically raped by girls that genuinely liked me.

>>146807897
Haha and then what ?

>>146807966
I got spooked and made her close the door and she acted all pissy about it

>>146807975
Haha and like after that? Like sex stuff? And like some detail hah?

>>146807941
>>146807945
>>146807954
>>146807977
>>146807983
>>146807989
I'M A BOOMER AND I THINK THAT WOMEN AREN'T ATTRACTED TO ANY FEMININE TRAITS HENCE MY SKIN LOOKS LIKE SANDPAPER AND I SMELL LIKE SHIT THE WHOLE TIME

>>146807975
based meza but it wasn't the last time thoughbeit she was on the other side of the door
>>146807961
this but also men (bottoms)
idgi

i would tell you to grow up but you're obviously all archaic cunts that aren't living in the modern world

can goss be a new 'mick?

goss more like gross

>>146807948
and in addition to this, attraction occurs very quickly after meeting and if it's not there orbiting can't alter it so stop

>>146808000
reminds me of my first night out at university, where me and my friends got randomly attacked by a group of chavettes. i got in the middle of it, and had four of them laying in to me like this. ended up with a ripped shirt and bleeding scratch marks on my chest. police laughed when i told them the story. as a femdom appreciator i have to say i did feel a bit of a thrill when it was happening

no but Steven Goss

anyone slept with someone at least 5 years older than them?
still haven't ticked that off yet

asking out women irl in current year is doomed to fail because it's a total act of submission. Women have all the power over you from that point onwards and that in itself gives them ick.

Dating apps are unironically better when it comes to this because there is no investment like with irl asking girls out.

What's the latest goss surrounding the upcoming England vs India series?

air con, party mix, grog and criccy. i wonder what the poor people are doing

Im sure a nice girl will latch on to you one day mate!

>>146807369
you can't blame them they're literally retarded down there they did their best

short bedcoin
long gosscoin
simple as

is there still space in T20 cricket for guys under 5'10?

146807991
have you considered being a man or just not being a faggot

Women are so based they have so much power over men

>>146808057
>>146808031
>>146808000
>>146807989
>>146807977
>>146807954
samefag

today is my 9/11

bumdering to goss up

>>146808020
>four of them laying in to me like this
there's 2-3 seconds in that webm how else could it happen
>>146808023
want to sleep with a woman double my age but approaching a point where the only women attractive enough to do that with are either rich as fuck or live out in woop woop without microplastics and oestrogen in their drinking water

>>146808027
but enough about bumble
>>146808034
if >we fucking lose this i swear to fucking god
cunts better not cost me $50

>>146808070
the average willy isn't really that small is it?

was that sandpaper that came out of his pocket?

that looks nothing like warner wtf

business idea: move thunder to canberra (territory thunder or terra thunder) and stars to darwin or alice springs

>>146808091
>only women attractive enough to do that with are either rich as fuck or live out in woop woop
l2r if you're going to imply i'm a nonce

>>146808121
i didn't even know cricket has been played for 132 years

>>146808101
>>146808125
nta but >tfw i thought my cock was small until i stopped watching hentai

>>146808070
dunno seems a bit gay this

>>146808136
been played for 65,000 years mate

What if you had a kid and it died
You'd be spitting chips

>>146808152
qld would be the giga chad sigma alpha face tbqh

146808152
this image was brought to you by tourism victoria
the same cunts who murdered ned kelly and cash in on his life every year

>>146808152
seems a bit unfair that the states aren't all the same size

>fed kelly
you first cunt
why would he kill a fed if he was a fed
btw he literally could not have been a fed because he died before 1901 so why don't you stfu teh fuck up

cleary could've put a bit more effort into voicing that rexona ad

>>146808122
>alice springs
sponsors would be diggers and Stanley lmao

anyone ever been to Tasmania? been picking a random town or village and going into street view. looks like a completely different country to me. love all the old buildings and history. would love to go one day

>>146808259
great place, never been

>>146808272
ok

This is without a doubt the worst cric thread ever. Shan't be returning.

GONE

GOTTEM

MAYBE

NOT THE IDEAL START HERE

>>146808321
theres no cricket on mate, not sure what you expect

>>146808259
imagine the kind of pitch that the gravel oval would dish up

>>146808259
It’s nowhere near as different as you’d think

t. Went there last year

what the fudge is ninja stadium?

Do you guys mind discussing the KFC Big Bash league semi final?

uh oh sexers

Alice Springs is kino it’s so fucking gay that abos exist

>>146808194
>ACT and TAS are technically the same size as NSW QLD and VIC
why don't you have a seat over there
>>146808259
FOWF unless you're white

>>146808330
would be interesting

>uhh yeah you should support the women as much as the men you fucking chud

They can't even stop eating cake. They're meant to be the national team and they have players that can't be arsed to get fit. And that's not me saying that, it's one of their ex-players.

They get turned into professionals off the back of the success of the men's team and are absolutely dreadful, can't even catch a ball, haven't won a single game against Australia in the Women's Ashes yet.

Why do we have to engage in this collective delusion and put them on a pedestal when a village men's team would thrash them off the park?

>>146808359
I'm extremely white thankfully. are you really in tassie? is love to go to Richmond and see the bridge

>>146808355
busines idea: redpilling commiepoofs on the most obvious shit ever - that if the english really hated abos like the (((media))) implies there'd be no abos alive, and if the abos were as capable as the (((media))) says they would've made guns before 1788 they only had 65,000 years to fucking do it

lol later sixies

bed looms

sixers? more like the wickets

>>146808332
you sure? I've heard they still speak English with a pommy accent

Based hobart

>>146808363
>Why do we have to engage in this collective delusion and put them on a pedestal when a village men's team would thrash them off the park?
this but almost any U18 team

wow score some runs

>>146808397
Not in the slightest, they all have thick bogan accents.

sixers more like retarded idiots

>>146808389
the sydney wickets been real quiet since this dropped

sixers were just trolling watch what they do now

C O L L A P S E
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what did the fuck did they do to the pitch in the break

>>146808426
(You)

business idea: commiepoofs can start bitching about christians when a christian nation doesn't have to start importing muslims en masse to get prayer rooms in its hecking enlightened universities

>>146808363
What collective delusion are you talking about?

You have literally posted an ex pro and current journalist calling them out for being shit. Some of them won't even do interviews with Alex Hartley now. Every article I've read on the BBC or guardian has been extremely critical of the England women's team

Yeah they got a lot of hype before the series started but none of the media narrative has been unfairly positive in order to 'support their right to play'

Need to calm down and watch some BBL mate

Is 3/5 a good start? Serious replies only please.

>>146808416
i think it's normal from the famous people i hear

Complete breakdown.

>>146808453
I can't even remember which number means the runs for you guys any more

>>146808416
that's interesting. did you enjoy your time there?

what does this stand for?

> 2 boundaries
sixers are back

>>146808465
Wickets first is more in line with the metric system I feel.

>>146808468
kfc finger lickin good

Sydney's more of a tennis watching city anyway

Why isn't Meredith on the test side?

>>146808468
fingers little girls
kfc the nonces

>>146808486
Because you're a faggot thats why

>>146808468
something about fingering

>>146808494
Fuck you cunt

>>146808486
on them?

>>146808466
Yeah it was alright, it really was basically the same as any other part of Australia desu.

>>146808480
licking your fingers? sounds noncey

>only /cric/ game i bet on in 8 weeks loses in 2 overs
might just kms myself
>>146808490
don't make me tap the sign

tassie's where you go when you're too lazy to go to nz

dont think ive ever seen a state flag in real life

i don't have a passport so i can't go to tassie or wa

>>146808513
pls don't kys self lad

>>146808518
they're all wank besides maybe the NT one

>>146808518
i have the Queensland flag flying in my yard

>>146808507
>it really was basically the same as any other part of Australia desu.
did you not see that entire patch of dirt out fucking back cunt
>>146808525
no but steven may

>>146808535
yeah cus youre a gay cunt

>>146808535
dont think ive ever been to your house in real life

>>146808527
The NSW one has a lion on it how is that not cool

>>146808541
the tassie has a bigger cooler lion rendering the nsw lion uncool

sixers are on

*click click*

I dont give a FUCK

flags with animals on them are based af, no exceptions

>>146808556
so true

>>146808540
have you been to my house not in irl? you're welcome to in irl though if you want to

>>146808556
Always rated this flag

>>146808535
t. landlubber

>>146808550
yeah that's pretty cool too but the st george cross is pretty cool too

>>146808579
give this man a bhutanese passport

im a tough guy on 4chan but in real life im very shy and quiet

my fuckwit sister didn't even know there were deer in Queensland EVEN THOUGH it's on our coat of arms

>>146808579
not a real animal retard

Scorchies heem both these teams.

>>146808579
Looks unfinished

im a loser in real life and an even bigger one on 4chan

>>146808595
fuck up fat cunt

>>146808539
no need to be so rude mate

>>146808556
anyone know which country currently hols the olympics
>>146808579
but enough about brunei iykwim haha

Im a normie irl but larp as a loser here

Bouldering later

are scorched almonds from perth?

>>146808595
there are deer in every state and territory

>>146808602
Shut up and put the the fries in the bag

>>146808604
fuck up uneducated cunt learn some of your own history instead of doom scrolling chinktok

>>146808619
i must be blind then, because i had no eye deer iykwim haha

>>146808619
Prove it

>>146808624
those are chips mate

>>146808595
you know it's legal to say "my fuckwit sister didn't even know there were deer in QLD even though it's tatted on her tits" as long as both of you are over 18 yeah lad

>>146808619
yes i know but my meaning is that it's very prominent on the Qld coat of arms. people don't know their own states basic history

>>146808579
for me its uganda

sixers quietly coming back here

>>146808656
yep, see >>146806698

Very strong link between vexillology and autism.

>>146808654
for me it's mozambique

Ate a drumstick, really tempted to have another

>>146808640
that's a good tat idea ta

>>146808682
might as well eat the other, can't play with only one

>>146808671
says you

>>146808627
>>146808649
no one cares you fat fuck

the kids seem to be a bit fatter in hobart

>>146808707
island syndrome

*stands and applauds the fielding*

Queensland is probably the fattest state

>>146808743
it's tassie with qld second

Is chris jordan like 40 at this point?

>>146808671
>>146808682
no shit
or is it stick

>>146808696
i will suck your cock cunt

sixers have this under control

had to go pick up mumza's car which had been towed today
never dealt with someone looking for a fight more than the cunt behind the desk
literally took every question i had as a challenge
reckon they must deal with a ton of cunts furious their car was towed

>>146808814
Did you fire back?

reminder that the ashes starts a little earlier tomorrow night

>>146808832
Why did this make me cry nearly my time of the month methinks

In real life I'm a hot twink

I don't have to sit here and listen to this shit

>>146808833
nah, though i did leave them a poor review on google

>>146808858
Yes you do

the womens ashes is real cricket

>>146808873
hehe

netball is more than just a game

tim david sounds like a sperg

>>146808927
not a nice thing to say

>>146808935
sorry

>>146808935
Your not his mumza keep out of it

good lord what did they give the bloke on the mic

silk will get >us home

>>146808968
Yes i am

howie is wrong about something every 5mins

What the fuck i thought they were just playing in a field i didnt see the stadium untik the mentioned it on the coms

>>146801570
>>146801570
>>146801570
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New

sixers on the come up

might as well use this when we tick over

>>146794807
>>146794807

>>146809112
yeah no

>>146809118
?

>>146809087
>>146809112
wrong pickel meant
>>146809125
>>146809125
>>146809125

>>146809140
fuck i forgot the subject
go on without me swear i type it thoughbeit

sort it out cunt

ACTUAL NEW

>>146809171
>>146809171
>>146809171
>>146809171

canies

mass deletion? lel clean it up janny