YFO

YFI

>>146728660
mate i had it under control

i like arse

Let's wash our hands of the last thread and begin anew.

>>146728665
make the most of posting this while you can

when and where's the next big /cric/ holiday? we've had bard in SEA and the Auslad in Vietnam so need to mix it up a bit

i eat arse

Would you lads live in a flat with a man who has HIV?

SMASH THIS FAT GINGER BEARDED MIDGET FOR SIX FFS

we've been over this...
>eating arse
barbaric, disgusting and crude
>eating ass
sexy, progressive, and empowering

>>146728676
why is the camera blinking?

>>146728682
i’m going to coffs harbour next weekend

>>146728675
TLDR?

>>146728676
jej this put the mocker on him for ages

>>146728682
>/cric/ is full of degen sex tourists
who knew?

>>146728692
porpoise pool carpark 3pm bitch

when u start eatin ass and open ya eyes and its arse

>>146728693
It's best we move on.

>>146728700
That shit can fuck a nigga up

>>146728700
literally the worst

>>146728675
>>146728706
crisp vaxxies

ass is a donkey you sick fuck

>>146728700
happened to me many moons ago

thread just got baked and is moving a bit too quickly. making me dizzy desu
let's ease up a bit please turbos

Donkey was my nickname during my footy days

>>146728717
almost feels like theres more than 4 people in here right now

love how chuddy the ol' grego is getting, another 6 months and he'll get off the hook dropping classic QLD fax

>>146728724
lol you thought

People on Storwage Wars be like yeah an old pair of boots with the soles missing? That's $100 right there.

>>146728682
Was wondering about the feasibility of a Cape town to Zanzibar gimmick (via Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Zambia) but doubt it'll be possible unless I quit the job

Maybe three weeks on the old Silk Road instead

>>146728695
I'm a humble volcel and also not attracted to Asian women so that was simply not the purpose of my trip

Why can’t optus stadium get rid of the 50m arcs?

we have a rare triple faggot lads

Still so sunburned.

will jacks or will smeed

>>146728736
Footys right around the corner innit

>>146728737
okay i've seen like 4 gay tye posts tonight
can anyone explain why he's so gay-adjacent?
got a gay brother that committed suicide or something?

do you ever think it's weird we're living in a time where people can eat, film it and become millionaires?
don't you think it's odd there's a huge % of zoomers who will happily watch people play video games for 3-4 hours?
I know we all know it's happening but have you ever thought how we got here?

>>146728748
probably copped a big load
of cash to rep the rainbow

noooo you can’t just run the non-striker out!!! that’s not in the spirit of the game reeee!!! i don’t care what the rules are i say so

>>146728750
Yes, I often ponder these things. Then I lament not making the most of things and feel depressed.

>>146728748
traumatic childhood experience I reckon

>>146728736
its an interesting discussion

aaron hardie's running has been fucking atrocious this season
absolute retard

dumb cunts get run out dickhead

>>146728750
No, but Steven May

>>146728750
The OnlyFans phenomenon is a peculiarity to me
I wonder if I know anyone who pays for shit like that

aaron hardie or hardly running

carey is noticeably more nervous on mic than allen

>ynr the bargain bucket (literally) ayahuasca bard took
lmao lad was like 'why yes, I'd like that mind-bending life-changing experience of opening my third eye, that I've been looking forward to for years no less - but only if I can get it at a discount with a fake shaman'

>>146728767
I only pay for OF if I know the person irl because seeing chicks I know irl naked is my fetish haha

>>146728767
Indians and 3rd worlders mostly

>>146728750
i watch a lot of streams. a funny streamer is better than any scripted comedy
there's something about real time that just cannot be replicated

>>146728750
>watch people play video games for 3-4 hours
but enough about the BBL

fuck abos

>>146728787
Based

So hungry lads

kek cj was so much better than him

>>146728781
It made it an even more authentic experience desu
None of this overpriced performative bullshit for hippy westerners with more money than sense
I took it the same way as the lil indigenous niggas do themselves, in some re-used coke bottle, with a paint bucket to the side for me to throw up in, with a shaman in jeans playing music from his phone who had doubled up as my zipline instructor earlier that day, with no medical assistance on hand whatsoever nor any hope of reaching a hospital in time should anything go tits up

why's this cunt blogging in /bbl/?

>>146728810
How was your experience

123 ABC
SCORCHIES ARE FOR YOU AND ME

cmon lads

123 ABC
SCORCHIES ARE FOR YOU AND ME

>ayahuasca
complete meme to rip off gullible tourists. maybe someone feels 'changed' in the short-term (the shitting and pissing and vomiting does that) but it does nothing in the long-term

Experience is a weird word aye

>>146728823
his misso is hot

Time for a drumstick

i was a normie chad until i took too much LSD when i was 20
turned me into an insular introvert

>>146728816
A little underwhelming unfortunately
A light trip but hardly life-changing
Think I took a decent amount, so maybe it was watered down or something, idk

>>146728820
This is not the experience for most people who take it
And I don't think shitting and pissing is too common after taking it, but vomiting is

Need to start taking mushrooms I think
A weekend like this would not feel so dull
If I had mushrooms lined up for today or tomorrow

mushrooms made me sadder

don't do drugs or alcohol because I realised it was a /weakmind/ way of trying to escape life

on the goons

>>146728858
Based, I’m on the cooper greens

nangs and mushies

>>146728677
x

Did turkbro kill himself??

why is perth so gay

brendan dropett

/sebgang/

threadly

>>146728879
because of andrew tye

>>146728884
just don't understand this comic me

>>146728878
he was complaining about some chronic back pain or something and talking about going to see another doctor to get some help last I remember
hope he's alright :(

>>146728878
think he was eaten by his cat during sleep paralysis

>>146728890
x

>>146728890
it's kafkaesque

>>146728884
haha i like this comic, i'm going to send it to the gf because i think she'll like it too, thanks for sharing :)

>>146728906
who did he play for?

just realised poosh and micksperg are the same person

ive been saying it the whole time

>>146728912
Prague Prancers

Cunts out the front doing burnouts I’m gonna go Heem them brb

>>146728910
x

PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH

based power surge activation

Just remembered I have to pay like £700 to go on a stag weekend in Prague because I got outmanoeuvred in the group chat, fuck's sake
Been avoiding the bloke's messages and not sent him any money yet out of spite but I don't think there's any way out for me now except maybe suicide

That kid is gonna bowl rockets

>>146728941
700 pound or quid or whatever for a stag-do is pretty fucked
wouldn't spend more than $500 AUD for a stag-do and it'd have to have significant benefit for myself

700 per person is a bit criminal desu
Kafkaesque even

I have only 1 maybe 2 friends so it doesn’t matter for me

>reveal that joshie and micksperg are the same retard
>he instantly starts posting his worst arrows
got him on a string lads

>>146728959
same except none

I'd pay bard £700 to NOT show up
imagine trying to chug some beers and this boring neek starts telling you about his last few middle of lidl bargains

>>146728960
Fuck up mick no one cares

getting a bit tired for this

>>146728955
>>146728958
Asked us to confirm which dates we were free for first, then booked the tickets in our name, and only told us the price afterwards (£340, he's gone for British Airways with full baggage and a 4-star hotel for some reason)

Then he gave us an activities budget option of £100, £150, or £200, and everybody else apart from me voted for £200 even though they're all way poorer than me and complain about how skint they are all the time

Best man says that the activities will include all of our drinks too but that's such obvious bullshit so extra spending money will be £100-150 minimum

But can't back out without looking like a cunt because the tickets have been booked

Could I trust the /afl/ bros to throw me a bucks?

>>146728967
Don't ever buy anything from the middle of Lidl desu
That's all homeware and gardening stuff, which is more of a luxury than a necessity
Think for those sorts of items they're typically cheaper online too

>>146728978
yeah m8 once the multi hits

>>146728974
not sure why you didn't just say "wtf are you doing cunt" when pricing first came up
not that complex, just say the cunt whos getting married isn't worth that much

>>146728978
no but id give something if you suck me off

>Pakistan v West Indies is a mess
Just as expected

>spending absurd amounts of money to go and get blackout drunk and wont remember anything
bogans really do some dumb shit sometimes

>he's gone for British Airways with full baggage and a 4-star hotel for some reason
kek based. he's prob secretly rich and wants to dab on the povvo mates

now i'm feeling a bit kakfaesque

>>146728881
https://youtu.be/3vqGSMkCYXo
x

>>146728890
you just get it fella¿??

why does the umpire signal a wide twice turning around to show the crowd
as if they couldnt see the out stretched arms from behind

>>146728986
Difficult one really, once the tickets are booked they're booked
I'm already known as a cheap cunt and nobody else was complaining
Tried to back out of the flight/hotels and say I'm not ready to lock in yet and could find my way own there once I'm ready to confirm, and it caused a drama in the chat, with the best man saying I'd need to find somebody else to cover my costs if I couldn't take that flight/hotel

>>146728998
He's a dumb deano who blagged his way to a £70k project management job in which he does bugger all
Don't think he saves any money so he's pretty happy to spend it all willy nilly after making sure the misso and kids are looked after
Hoping for a big crash to the economy so that he and my other overpaid private sector project manager mates all lose their jobs, but I think they're in the defence industry so business is booming at the moment

just saw are driving licenses are gonna be on our phone now
that's the only reason I still keep a physical wallet
RIP wallet

>>146729015
nah that wasn't me
just not in a format that i can consume well
could someone make a 30sec video of it?

Ok, trail run really does loom now
With any luck I'll fall off a ravine and break my neck as I hurtle down the quarry, and free myself once and for all from my future financial obligations

>>146729023
if its anything like aus then you don't have to do that mate
i haven't signed up for, downloaded or used the digital id in australia
i simply refuse to

>>146729024
but how¿??

The alpha omega
https://youtu.be/_m5oJCgK8ss

scorchers should walk it from here. putrid over from buckingham

>>146729036
me¿?
Fabric 63
https://youtu.be/W5G1Xt2OzNU
plain x

micksperg mindbroken because someone mentioned the button push webm

Scorchers are currently bottom of the table, can they still make the playoffs?

its the world series mate

>>146729046
off by one, 62 for moi
https://youtu.be/rlq961mODDU?si=jGn8h6Ov5805izLN

My Stars will win tomorrow anyway so this game is all moot

win win being a strikers fan because I think tim paine's a dropkick fucking loser so I can blame everything on him and feel good

>CTRL+F button
>1 of 1
>only match was 146729052
>mindbroken
?

gf spotted

still don't get nrr

MY SCORCHIES

>>146729073
noice and noice channel moite
tabla x

stars win tomorrow in a dead rubber for hobart and this was all for nothing kek

>>146729103
(how many runs divided by how many balls)
divided by
(how many runs your opponents score divided by how many balls)

you both underestimate the choke power of stars

might call it a night if you lads dont mind

>>146729118
so strike rates?

>>146729130
aka run rates

>>146729127
You nah go ahead mate I’ll just listen to tunes on my lonesome

schorchies

anyone a fan of a good roller?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL4Rs5UK50I

>>146729145
heavy bisniss

SA20

26th of January = Australia Day
Australia Day = 26th of January

>>146729180
change the d8 m8 or i'll be ir8

>>146729180
based 2009 anon

>>146729195
based dan christian

banger ngl
https://youtu.be/sfUwfoDos0M

Not sure of the minimal type shit, like it’s aight but I feel like u gotta be on drugs or sum to enjoy it

>>146729180
nsw day innit? SHALL be keeping my beloved December 27th proclamation day thvm

Watching SA20

me¿ consciousness is my drug of choice
'nuff said x

more heavy bidness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sv7gUCqUHQ

>>146729316
That was hard
Just been listening to burial and stream for the last hour
https://youtu.be/9yvhIBC0GVY?si=HdRxrcuZ_OgqUC1S

dnb for me
https://youtu.be/QmuyBXteVt0?si=woFMpEfHK5GGfGK0

>>146729316
>>146729334
>heavy
burial mix classic x
https://youtu.be/H3QdGud9zhY

>>146729334
this is cool, shame about the second half

>>146729355
this is almost a lil footwerk'y, quite cool

>>146729355
need a spliff for this one fella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c9vbJjvax8
this might be 2 spooky 4 u

>>146729366
>>146729395
https://youtu.be/G8jJfDFbQa4

>>146729453
h..
...He..
............AVY
https://youtu.be/WlmUMOgp_H4

If it ain’t 140 bpm I don’t want it !!
https://youtu.be/gpB_jWc97YY?si=8M_HXROI5-ic8Wvj

>>146729491
he is very avy mate, good tune

>>146729502
https://youtu.be/8nz13R2C47Q
x

first reply itt champ

>>146729497
cheeky innit

>>146729563
you got a good sound system la? lot of these can't be properly appreciated on headphones

Great idea playing a world cup in Malaysia during monsoon season

>>146729594
nowt fancy fella, in-wall polk audio sound system with a Yamaha amp, and senn hd800 for those deep sesh x

https://youtu.be/LnET4RKXx5k?si=dL1UG9ZsBr09F493

Cheer me up lads

>>146729679
up? you climbing some gay wall or something?

>>146729679
Tell me how and I’ll do it

finna bed
soundtrack to my dreams tonight x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd8KeRptVoA

>>146729679
best i got for ya lad

>>146729679
https://youtu.be/H8sY6A_iRWg

>>146729665
nice openbacks, i just got some audeze mm-100 and they're very clean though i listen to music mostly through studio monitors

is there anything actually funny being produced these days?
swear its hard for content to make me laugh, yet yarns with mates seem to be full of laughs

>>146729789
Have you checked out the latest memes?

>>146729789
https://truthsocial.com/

>>146729789
>yarns with mates
Huh?

>>146729745
noice x

>>146729789
my attempts to quit drinking have been quite laughable, but it might be one of those 'you had to be there' things

>>146729830
Hang in there m8

>>146729833
can't afford rope right now

are you implying cric isn't funny?

>>146729859
No but Steven May

2025 micksperg funny post counter: 0
will keep you updated

>>146729830
Ozempic cures alcoholism

>>146729789
I'm writing a play

>>146729932
it also cures continence and the ability to live without taking ozempic

>>146729789
>content
there's your problem

the only faggot who talks about mickfag is mickfag
call him out on it once then ignore all talk about mickfag this is my one time

pls leave micklad alone. a gimmick artisté of his calibre doesn't come often x

eyequeem hahaa

fucking india

umm..now wat fella¿

Back from my 30km run
Wasn't one of my better ones
But I got out there at least
Bloody cold now

literally impossible to feel cold after running
you probably weren't trying

It's 2°C out there lad
Wasn't wearing any thermals either
(Not a poof)

>not a poof
think you might be, 2c is ideal running weather (feels like 10c when running)

As an ethnic Irishman I'm used to 20°C minimum

-20°C here

Morning lads. Nothing good about it

If you take into account the differences with respect to windchill and humidity the 2°C here is actually colder than the -20°C there

there's always someone better, and comparison is the thief of joy. however I am impressed at the amount of beer I'm putting away every night, and in a coopers pale drink off, I'd rate myself nationally in the top 20 in the marathon

worst grimdies

Business idea: bbl but you bash Bongs instead. Nevermind, might just be called the Ashes

https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1880665204402647415
ausissies brosssss

recommend downloading the The Bikeriders (2024) is an alright movie with some cool bits in it

>tom hardy
you son of a bitch I'm in

>>146733115
yeah, he does peak tommy H, finna start doing that

>>146728878
no

0 K here

GOTTEM
I
T

Absolutely desperate for some meaningful cricket but there's been nothing for weeks

turkbro where the FUCK have you been

we're all in here
>>>/tv/207991966

zachy how are the new housemates mate? any fitties? x

>>146733997
it's tough kid but it's life

>>146734397
stay strong m8

>>146734397
hope youre doing ok my fren

i just woke up

morning lad did you sleep well?
what's for brekkie

Root absolutely dominating the SA20 AGAIN
Crazy that this fella hasn't been in the England T20 side for the last 5 years or so

I also just woke up as well just now

>>146729355
I usually hate the shit you guys post but this got me noggin joggin
tabla x

BBL sucks arse

>>146735306
i slept terrible actually. had kfc for brekkie

bought some linen shorts yesterday. my balls and arsehole will sweat no more.

linen is elite material plus very aesthetic

got my linen shorts on as well lads

...lads?

>>146742576
hello mate

if it was a group of seats at a pirate themed restaurant it'd be table x iykwim haha

>>146743275
queem QUEEM haha x

>>146729807
Never had a yarn with someone before?

Just woke up btw
(Actually been awake since 10am but decided to sit on my phone in bed for an hour)

Who are the
>rags
of crigget?

>randomly have a sex dream with some girl i knew ages ago
>all i can think of now
im cooked
might unironically slide into the DMs

>>146743602
no that'd be cultural appropriation chud
>>146743855
don't do it you have so much to live for

>>146743946
appropriation from whomst?

>>146744083
the abos
they had yarns for 65000 years and they've always called it yarns

Women are way hornier than men

>>146744431
based future Dutch East Indies Trading Company chads

>>146744431
gotta love dutch patriotism

Women's Super Smash on at the moment lads

goofy milf kinda sexy

>>146745256
yummy dutch tummy

>>146745311
those ladies are not Dutch

cant believe they banned /cric/tok in america

>no crug until next year
grim

>>146748393
>i just like shitposting but the nfc divisional playoffs are on
Mickhead has blatantly admitted to purposely shitting up /afl/ and /cric/

Surely this warrants a long ban

shitposting is 4chan culture
there's a difference between shitposting and ironic shitposting (that subrule specifies ironic shitposting not shitposting in general)
and if i was banned for shitposting half this site (the real users, i.e. not bots) would have to be banned too

>>146746188
holy shit

power sperg button has been activated

>>146746188
mind = blown

>>146745256
DUDE WERE ATTRACTIVE AND HAPPY LOOK AT US
wish they die cunt normies

This broke xir.

>>146748874
just be attractive and happy you seething spastic it isn't hard

>>146748846
boiler room sydney and melbourne have nothing on berlin

>>146748846
the only thing my dad is leaving me is a funeral bill

>>146745256
me in the red shorts haha

>>146749117
based Agent 47

>>146749117
obviously?

>>146749117
this is about as insightful as saying "eden park has nothing on lords"

>>146749147
this but also his debts
would love to go back 10 years and be less spergy so i could get a good job

>>146749150
ADIDAS SLEEVE AND A BUCKET HAT
ADIDAS SLEEVE AND A BUCKET HAT

SHORT SHORTS AND A FROTHY
SHORT SHORTS AND A FROTHY

explain how theyre different from women

the mcg has nothing on the scg

don't think i've seen zachy yet this year is he ok

>>146749375
what do you wear? kmart essentials?

>>146749375
LITTLE DUDE MULLET WITH AN ATTITUDE
LITTLE DUDE MULLET WITH AN ATTITUDE

>>146749417
he posted some tinder chat where some girl said something about a gun show in an attempt to curb the toothpick arm rumours

Have you ever watched a female cricket match

>>146750088
never and never will thanks for asking

dollar store water pistols have nothing on super soakers

>>146750088
a what cricket match

Rapist bros!?

>>146750088
watched the Women's Super Smash earlier today

>>146750088
Only for she

when does the women's ashes actually start? i see they've only played ODIs and t20s so far

>>146750361
wow I love Nepal now

>>146750361
That is my personal everest

>>146750423
It's 6-0 to aussie in the Ashes

>>146750818
explain? they haven't played a test yet

>>146750861
its female cricket mate (a joke)

the only joke is your attitude

fair enough mate, will work on myself

>>146751029
'she calls it a mayonegg'

>>146751058
I dunno I thought a 6-0 scoreline in the "ashes" without a test being played was pretty funny actually haha

>>146749625
seething >>146749732

Holly and Ellyse

>>146751529
stupid fucking mouth on that lad on the right

>>146750423
>>146750818
>>146750861
>>146750936
i saw, or heard really (screen blacked out), an ad for it earlier - shorter ad than the last one so it's new
the narration made it sound like it was the normal ashes
fucking disgusting
if i'm in the kitchen cooking food and can't see the tv don't mislead me and pass off shit tier not-cricket slop as cricket

Do Pozzies really spend the entire day spamming the same memes across 3 generals?

sundays are pretty fucking comfy when the coming monday is a holiday

NZ gets a holiday for MLK Day?

>>146753019
No but Steven May

KEK GOTTEEM

>>146753093
pretty kino that both welly and auckland have their birthdays in january

>/afl/ has been deleted by the mods
LOL

who do inanimate objects (towns/cities) get a public holiday for their birthday but I don't get one for mine?

need to make up more holidays so greedy capitalists have to pay holiday rates more often

new
>>146754001
>>146754001
>>146754001
>>146754001

What we drinkin' today, senpai?

super smash on right now lads

don't know or care what that is

>>146756613
AWWW YESSS!!

last two digits of this post are my age when i next have a gf

windies might be in for a cheeky one if they can rip through the pakis here

Digits I get married, Singles I stay single forever

you should have the wedding at the next /cric/ meetup

Fuck sake. Volcel bros not looking good for me

Might go on a /cric/ meetup in Ausland, Allah willing

americans wouldn't be able to handle a cric meetup in aussie
youd need therapy

Nah mate.

>america loses tiktok
>england loses 4ch
who came out on top?

You just know.

/cric/

(((they))) have taken
Stickam
Periscope
TikTok

cunnychads truely are the most oppressed people

kys pedo

>>146751058
burger king (US) has nothing on burger king (SA)

who buying TRUMP?

>>146753505
no but Steven Day iykwim haha

>>146753949
it was autosaged not deleted you fucking tard

>>146754888
fuck off groomer

last two digits of this post are my next gf's age

you get what you deserve

>>146756613
nvm didn't see this just >>146757034
still catching up on posts innit lad

>>146759493
looking good mate

>>146759337
stay away for kindie's

Chinese for dinner lads

does windies chase this?

What’s for dinner lads?

Chinese for dinner lads

Dinner is Chinese lads

MY HEATIES (for dinner)

>>146757649
ISPs here did block 4chan after the NZ terrorist attack, though it was only a DNS block so took 5 seconds to get around

>>146760412
only normie ISPs*

>>146757649
what a poof
>porn
sure, but don't block 1/2chan because of it
just don't click on redboards or report red posts on blue boards
>hate speech
anyone know which sexuality, race, and gender is the most hated and why it's straight white men
>filesharing
why would you bitch about this and there's only 1 board for filesharing anyway
>some things which are quite honestly too disgusting to mention
don't click on redboards then?
plus there's fucktons of websites to see whatever the fuck old mate's talking about anyway
if they're talking about CP or zoo, i can't remember the last time i saw that on here, it's such a non issue and it's the only thing mods really care about
>much like TPB is
porn and filesharing is the only thing there applicable and again is a non issue
no wonder it only had 7 sigs

3 lines or less thanks

>>146760834
>still can't say 1/2chan but with 1/2 in place of half on 1/2chan without "our system thinks your post is spam" but one can say 4chan
fuck up hiroshimoot

>>146760870
meant half in place of 1/2

reckon every person who doesn't know how to follow the 3 line rule is a t20 customer

every person who can't read 4 lines or more is a t20 customer because they don't have the attention span to follow a game with more than 40 overs you fucking retard

woOOOH very sad for the western indianas

>>fails to follow a simple rule
oh yeah? if it's a rule, report me
https://4chan.org/rules

good job you did it. wasn't that hard, was it?

Simmer down lads

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can't wait to watch the BBL in a couple hours
think it'll be a busy thread tonight

grim
thought it might be closer but they're collapsing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtyVbt245vA

$91 on Chinese lads for one

>>146761367
no aussie no watchie

>>146761401
banning tiktok might be the only good thing americans ever did

>>146761480
arent they already taking over that new one kek

>>146761401
my convict and free settler forefathers didn't come to this country, work their arses off, just for me to racemix, for nonwhites to get free gibs, and for nonwhites to say, "you are immigrants too" as if >we didn't build this country from nothing when there were cunts who had allegedly been here for 65k years but done sweet fuck all yet deserve to get paid thousands of dollars at every major event and most minor events
even in fucking email sigs when abos got nowhere close to developing the tech to deliver email sigs
simple as

i have a great big arse that needs to be fucked by big dicks

>>146761742
settle down Rohit

146761766
146761802
where's your visa fags

>>146761809
Where's your job?

>>146761863
dole bludger

>>146761742
we know Savannah.

>>146761802
he's right though
our ancestors shed blood so that >we could live good lives
I'm not about to throw that away for some faggot that shows up here on a boat and expects to steal from it

>>146761655
yep, keyed

what percent of the world do you think is white?
don't look it up

like 10-15%

>>146762029
to much many

>We built Midwit: The Nation a anti-intellectual country with zero creative or technological output that coddles the uneducated!

wow

lets gone stars

any tradies in?

>>146762046
close but still too high
7%

Tradies gonna SEETHE at that one (too many big words)

>>146762114
fuck off keating

look we built this country charging work from home spergs far too much for general carpentry
just don't think imports will keep up this age old tradition

door guys built this country

>>146762029
the majority because the media told me whites are the majority even though china and india and africa have more than 1 billion each and as >>146762046 said whites are only 10%
btw don't notice or question why mass immigration is only forced on white countries goyim

any hole diggers in?

should be a good one tonight with the staries and the canies

bit rowdy tonight in here aye some BBL will calm the waters though I reckon

>>146762234
Spains golden age was before 1492 when it was known as Al-Andalus.

>>146762260
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>>146762204
everyone knows the majority of those sentenced to be transported to Australia were due to petty crimes like theft
don't be a daft cunt all your life

>>146762114
Australia invented wifi and refrigeration, two innovations that basically changed the world as we know it.

i watch the euro cricket t10 league that's always played at the same ovel in spain
funny seeing hungary vs austria and all the players are khan, singh or patel

ya'll acting like tye when he isn't approved to have 15 gay flags all over his jersey

>y'all
FOWF

>>146762360
thats grimies

>>146762316
How did they invet that when i already have a wifi hate haahaha

>>146762360
Literally every team that isn't in the Anglosphere or the West Indies is just pajeets desu.

>pinnacle of a country was when a dsygenic inbred germoid was in power
Wow I wonder who could be behind this post

>while Christian Europe experienced the Dark Ages
really makes you think

could go a dimmie

too bad we're living through the Dork Ages with old mate posting in this thread

>>146762509
KEK so true

>>146762506
post of the thread

>>146762506
this is a good post

marcus bean

>>146762506
kath needs to put on weight to achieve this build

>>146762506
fuck what a milf

>>146762506
would like to follow her around and sneak peeks up her dress

>>146762506
phwooaar

>>146762506
who is this?
Gricel something

fake asses look so shit

you look shit turbo

need a smelly fat ass braphog gf

my onlyfans was leaked on the coomer site
i'm fuming

Is there anything worse than a fat ugly slut that is friends with hot girls and actually thinks shes hot?

2025 year of the fashion gf

why not just open with maxwell?
like why waste overs without him in?

>>146762735
You're not going to get a fashion gf in 2025

nice chemist warehouse 4 there from stoinis

afrikaner gf 2025

digits is what year that guy finally gets a fashion gf (or any gf for that matter)

>>146762777
Because if he gets out early on people will stop watching. You need something to keep people watching the whole game.

>>146762777
the openers are there to soften the ball up

>>146762712
Ugly girls who don't realise they're ugly.

WAIT SIDDLE IS WITH THE STARS NOW ?!?!?

>>146762712
loud women who think they're funny

>>146762824
inside voice please

why the fuck are the stars wearing the same kit as the thunder
what happens when they play each other? do they have an away kit or something?

>>146762843
Who gives a fuck mate

>>146762848
I fucking care!

>>146762843
does it matter? pretty sure they all know who is who (hint: the 2 guys holding bats are usually the batting team)

>>146762864
thats not going to help the international viewership mate

ynr when all the bbl kits were a plain colour then they introduced "clash kits" - plain black with a splash of the team's colour on it

im a fat ugly slut

>>146762665
krisp karma lee enjoyer

>>146762874
krisp karma lee

>>146762868
>bbl
>viewership
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

remember when chris jordan used to be a decent fielder
been so shit this competition

chemist warehouse came up with the team colours. I just made that up but it's probably true.

Imagine if people played cricket but both teams wore white

The same colour. Imagine that!

>strained my neck at the gym
Damn it

>>146762903
ACKSHULLY

>>146762915
You'll be fine, Karma, don't use that as an excuse to slack off on you're fitness journey

>>146762911
how would you be able to tell the teams apart in that situation?

>>146762944
Would be incredibly difficult especially for the international viewership

>>146762973
>especially for the international viewership
Meaning less yanks? Sounds grr8 m80

Would cricket in the nude be possible?

>>146762998
it would be extremely painful

>>146762998
only in the women's ashes, and any match melie kerr is playing in

>>146763001
4 u

mr bean. funny

*mutes tennis and unmutes criggy*
SMACKY SMACKY SMACKY SMACKY SMACKY SMACKY SMACKY SMACKY

HIT EM FOR SIX SMACKY

They have Maxwell now do the power surge.

Brainlet here

Why don't they just play maxwell in tests so he can hit loads of sixes?

>>146763048
Wouldn't be fair to the other team.

>>146763048
pretty sure only england are allowed to bazball

>>146763048
let's not be silly

why did webster betray tassie by playing for melbourne green?

Me hitting the power surge button

p o w e r
S U R G E

commentator's curse
someone is going to die tonight

imagine not bringing a bat and ball to hit the poower surge button

TOO MUCH KINO
smacky on strike and novac sperging out

>>146763043
k£k

liz hurley thread up on /hr/ lads

protect smacky

Dont like Hudson commentating cricket

>>146763161
yeah, def more of a footy commentator

Cute girl

LETS GONE STARS

the smacky show

WE LOVE YOU SMACKY

no idea what you're all watching but I hope you're enjoying it and that the good guys win

if hobart lose this i will personally see that the new stadium gets built but the devils never take to the field

>>146763293
kek, now THATS a fair dinkum aussie bloke

Based Wikipedia.

>>146763293
dadberg?

i would NOT want to face the stars in the playoffs

PAK 230 & 157 beat WI 137 & 123 by 127 runs

>1,064 balls in Multan makes it the shortest completed men's Test in Pakistan

>The 647 runs scored in the match are the third fewest in a men's Test in Asia where all 40 wickets fell

>It is also the fourth fewest aggregate in any men's Test since 1980 where 40 wickets fell

Not surprised with that at all, they are both shite

>>146763332
GOOOD MORNING SAAAARR

>>146763332
pakistan pitches are also shit
they either produce arguably the most difficult tracks on the planet or absolute roads, no in-between

business idea: open with maxwell so he can do the same thing except he faces double the balls

if it isn’t too much trouble please can someone bake a new one
thanks

I'll do it I have just the right image

>>146746188
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