/afl/

i accidentally ate two large pizzas again...

Its crazy how zverev (a rapist / woman beater) and sinner (drug head / doper) are allowed to keep playing tennis. They should be banned.

>>146727407
Based Shelton.

emerson

>>146727412
Whoops haha sorry goy

>>146727416
Yes

huge bong girl is also live... and half way done

Did this dude just say seven nation army is the tomahawk chop

Guess I have to stream since everyone is showing Binner

>Wake up
>See Lys won
Happy

Why can't she stay fucking alive for an entire tournament

>>146727450
Dick move to win round knowing you're going to have to pull out.

Any italian aussies in here?

>>146727473
I am Greek

>>146727450
>>146727458
I'm sorry did she pull out? Did she call a press conference? Will I see a walkover when I search her name? No?
Do you have a crystal ball maybe? Can you tip me about the upcoming lottery numbers? No? No? No? Then shut your pie hole!

>>146727437
stojsavljevic?

My zoomer mutt prince :)

>>146727438
yeah, wtf is he talking about
strange from a brit to even know about college football

>>146727490
big yuge
i'm not spelling that

Reminder:

Sinner is a druggie and a dope head

Pickle juice should be banned.

I love how all tennis fans are united in their hatred of sinner

Would you?

that's a mighty fine ass on that fella

>>146727544
This heart is for rybakino only

>>146727539
I have some sinners in my family tree i have to root for him.

Giron should just retire desu

>His name is pronounced in spanish and not in english
I like Jyron more

Ayo new phone who diss?

>>146727556
Ayo dis fit kinda lit ong frfr no cap

>>146727539
Not really.

>>146727544
i would accidentally eat two large pizzas with her

i jinxed the giantess

>>146727564
really though, yeah.

>>146727566
the bigger they are....

lena :)

>>146727479
lol no ur not

Cmannnn emmy

>>146727567
Crowds don't give a shit. Players (excluding the mentally ill Kyrgios) don't give a shit. Redditors downvote criticism of him. No one cares.

>slow mo of women in the crowd looking down and biting their lips
kino

>>146727607
I'm just saying that I've never seen a comment in support of him that wasn't obvious bait

>>146727591
That probably feels really good

>>146727630
that shit is a meme

>World No.5 Daniil Medvedev has been slugged a massive fine of $123,000 (US$76,000) over incidents in his first and second round matches at the Australian Open, including an incident when he whacked a net camera and destroyed his racquet.

Get REKT

SHAUN JOHNSON HAS A WICKET ON SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY

Who can stop Sinner's incoming quadruple consecutive calendar slams + 2028 olympic gold medal

Could really go for some chocolate milk rn

>>146727636
no its essential for this grown man to move his hands over her feet thighs and butt

>>146727591
how do i get this job, but for Eva

>>146727636
I meant it feels good for the guy

>>146727663
well, i wouldn’t deny that; the only benefit is to the practitioner
guaranteed he paid her to let him do this

Jasmine :)

>>146727678
well played friend, not sure why i didn’t assume that to begin with

Fuck Sinner and his piss draw.

>>146727694
whom and whomst?

>>146727680
At least she seems to enjoy it too

>>146727656
Nothing better than some choccy milk

>>146727710
well, that dynamic and assisted stretching i can believe certainly does feel good and is probably quite beneficial; it's the stupid chiropractic “cracking” that i have issues with
but i don’t mean to take this thread off topic, we’re all here for the same reasons

>>146727458
>just let the other player win because..
yeh, give up ranking points, prize money, another win on your record.
>"If you beat your opponents, they win"

what's for dinner /tennis/?

>>146727758
Sinners having my sloppy seconds tonight

>>146727758
I had roo stirfry on rice. dessert will be ice cream, mango and peach.

>>146727758
lgm

>>146727758
phoar

propa scran that

corr phoar gonna need some more

This commentary is so shamefully biased

>shelton
what the fuck was that

>>146727764
tune
cheers mate

short hair musetti has lost his aura
no cap

>>146727650
this is how australian inflation comes into play.

No way sheltiny chokes... right?

>>146727758
it's lunch for me, roast chicken leg and Russian salad

>>146727650
>>146727810
what happens if he doesn’t pay the fine?

>>146727650
>>146727810
why do Australians even call it dollars?

>poosetti and mutt fraud trying to outchoke each other
interesting tiebreak

>>146727764
Didn't realize that was Elton John until the last minute of the video. Hell yeah

El mutto is too stronk for our boy musetto

>HANGS UP THE PHONE
aura fr fr

>>146727786
howdy partner! I am eating a traditional american dish called "ribs" -- perpared by the authentic method of drowning out the taste of the meat with a sauce whose main ingredient is sugar (genuine corn syrup -- none of that cane sugar rubbish -- or "trash" as they say in the states*)

*"the states" is short for united states of america

Jonsey :)

>>146727885
:)

ben :3

Moutet was poisoned before the match

>Corentin Moutet a fait un malaise dans la douche 45 minutes avant son match contre Tien : "J’étais dans la douche, je me suis réveillé par terre. Tout était noir, je n’arrivais pas à voir. Je sais juste que j’ai passé 15 minutes dans le noir."

the typical American family

big bong :(

>>146727943
Kinda ironic posting this at the same time as Paolini is on court

>>146727978
Paolini's who playing agaisnt Svitolina who's married to Monfils
double ironic

Holy shit just start the other match or I might go back to sleep

Sinner is putting me to sleep... even more boring than Novax

>>146727978
Paolini's father is italian, her mother is mixed race

>>146727943
Shelton family theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN1SGS7N02U

What's that disgusting new tattoo on Svitolina's leg?

>>146728054
enhance

Do the Italians support Sinner, or is it a sort of reverse-wog type situation because he’s from Austria where’s he sort of like their Kyrgios?

>>146728110
they support him because he is proud to be Italian, speaks Italian quite correctly and has lived in Liguria for many years

Bros, I think I just saw Mirra walking through Melbourne. Will upload pics when I get home.

>that elina screech
ROUGH SEX

Sinner will be the death of this sport if he ends up being as dominant as projected, don't know if he's cheated but he's certainly doing everything in his power to be as boring as possible. Always neutral, pr friendly answers and statements, looking completely joyless on the court and only ever celebrating wins or points with a frowny faced fist pump. I vaguely recall a friend of his posting something where it seemed like he actually had a personality and sense of humor, how about showing it and maybe some passion for the game he devotes his life to instead of being a boring cunt that next to no one wants to see win.

Raducaca

poolini

Sinnerino did it!

>>146728198
he seems more fun when he speaks in Italian, I think he struggles to express himself in english

was he not distracted by girons ass? i was leaking

I hate Eurosport so much

now that that borefest is over
collins

I'm starting to lose interest in tennis without the Big 4 and Sharapova

>>146728321
example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPwoc8BDyWU

>>146728198
To be a likable PR robot you need to have charisma and an elegant game like Fed

Collins arse!!!!

on her way

DANIMAL TIME

they're already booing her

kek those boos. its like WWE.

That's a fat ass umpire

aussies seething, she has already won. lolz stupid bogans

>>146728414
please don't say mean things about my alison hughes

>>146728423
Ok sorry

>>146728434
i forgive you

that skirt is unneccesary.

granted she is fat but listen to her voice

>>146728377
I see what you mean and truly hope that's the case. Coz yeah, he's fucking dull right now. Alcaraz doesn't have the best English either but his personality shines through either way. Doesn't help that Sinner's tennis is dull too.

Remember when people thought Rune was going to be top3?

>>146728438
I disagree

>>146728438
ur right she should play without it for maximum seethe

We are simply too good at tennis

So glad I don't live in a city, absolutely disgusting what our "leaders" have done to this country

>>146728361
More Europe!

collins looks great

>>146728481
>>146728490
are mirra :)
I work just around the corner from there.

>>146728490
is this wogtown?

>>146728550
It's the second-most major street in Melbourne cbd. Almost everyone here is Asian or South Asian (Indian). Except me. It's not a white city.

>>146728550
melbourne CBD, edge of chinatown

>>146728550
It’s called “Melasia” now.

Who is the best out of Alcaraz, Sinner and Rune?

>>146728581
Rune.

Kecmanovic is playing sick

>>146727836
AUD was briefly worth more than the USD around 2011-13 if you can believe that

She's holding him back. He must cut the cord.

>>146728628
I jinxed it

It's Holver, no one can stop Sinner now

hope she wins

>>146728662
yeah, go Maddie!

I bet with my dick again. I'm losing.

>>146727836
Change to the decimal system before the Brits decimalised the pound. Dollar was a natural choice as a term for existing decimal currency.

rune in ruins

>>146728686
Rune ain't that cute

>>146728646
Imagine the prospective girlfriends trying to get her approval.

>>146728662
I was kinda hoping she was a Trumper

>>146728662
skirts should have a minimum lenght

>>146728722
*Maximum

runecrafting lvls?

>>146728154
>>146728481
>>146728490
Couldn’t you have gotten a pic/video of her face? Or just gone up to her and said hello? You could’ve asked for a photo together.

>>146728740
200m xp :/

>>146728746
>>146728662
Why can't they just make these sluts play naked
just say it's empowering

>>146728751
"it's like a wrapping on a woman's body"
- a wise man

>>146728481
Why didn't you simply approach her and ask for an autograph?

>>146728740
Is RuneScape still popular in Australia? I only played it for a year or two back in 6th/7th grade (16-17 years ago) but I recently stumbled upon youtube videos around the history of the game and it’s been interesting to watch and reminisce even though I don’t plan to play it again.

>>146728490
How tall is she, 5 11?

>>146728789
It's nowhere near as big as it was in 2006-2009 but the "old school" version of the game is still going strong mainly because there is a huge content creation scene around the game which can get kids who never played it back in the day interested.
Can't speak to the popularity in Australia specifically as I'm a burger who only recently moved here

>>146728742
>>146728778
I am aware of what I can and can't do but I don't really like Mirra haha. Just thought my /tenn/ bros might be interested.

>>146728798
Minimum 5'9". Not as tall as I thought, I was taller at 6'.

Is Tennis basically the "samurai duel" of the 21st century? Two warriors facing off each other in a battle of mind and body relying on their own determination and not influenced by coin flips, teammates, bad luck?
You could say combat sports like boxing but to me they evoke more of a "low brow" feel instead of being honorable warriors

>>146728704
he is

birds are shitting all over the court

>>146728828
What brought you all the way out there?

have to wonder if anyone's looked up to serve and a birds shit in their mouth

>>146728848
Nobody calls women "birds" these days gramps

>>146728719
She isn't fat and retarded though

>>146728828
>I'm a burger who only recently moved here
So many Americans moving out here recently, how are you all independently deciding to move around the same time?

>>146728872
They saw how well we handled COVID-19.

>>146728872
Probably decided to run away from Trump to one of the countries Trump is going to fuck over with his tariffs

>>146728862
underrated kek

>>146728889
Sure beats Indian migration, I'll happily take more of them. Educated Americans are based

>>146728887
We legit did, which is why their news made up so much propaganda about camps

Is kekman elite?

ban all medical timeouts

there you go, can't boo her now, that would be injury cheering.

>>146728859
I could get citizenship and thought I should try experiencing living in another country while I'm still relatively young and not settled down. Honestly I think I lowkey kinda hate it here in Sydney it just feels like a "US Lite" kinda city but without any real culture or identity other than vaguely white European. I'm unironically starting to feel like "diversity is our strength" is kinda real except the diversity here fucking sucks just a bunch of stinky unfriendly Indians and FOB Chinese waddling around. At least most Mexicans are chill.
Idk if I should try find a job in Melbourne or Perth maybe or just head back to the USA what do u guys think

>>146728862
I try to get away with broad whenever possible

Poone

Mika bros?????

What the FUCK?????

barren wench

Collins not so cocky now

>>146729026
>doesn't like poos or chinks
>wants to move to melbourne
Ha! No. Perth or back to the US. The only difference in culture between Melb and Syd is Melb is hardcore left and the women are fatter.

danimal :(

sick of my faves losing all the time

taking a break from /tennis/ for a couple of days

good luck to anyone that plays Igor

>>146728951
yes

>>146729026
If you're in the actual CBD in Melbourne or Sydney, of course it's going to feel like an international student village because that's what it is. There's universities close by and foreign students use apartments in the city centre as student housing. There's enclaves in both cities which are the cool areas. It's Fitzroy/Northcote/Footscray/South Yarra in Melbourne. It's Marrickville/Surry Hills/Rose Bay in Sydney.

wtf is this under the sea music
also i recognise this ump from memory he is based

>tells crowd to kiss her ass
>gets injured immediately in the next game
karmic justice. if she hadn't done that she wouldn't have been injured, simple as.
>>146729026
sydney is a shithole true but perth is FULL as fuck unless you want to move to a regional zone and get bashed by abos
>>146729086
they need to get jimmy back on the interviews everyone else is cringe as fuck
mcenroe is okay too

>>146728719
>obnoxious arrogant bitch
>is a liberal
many such cases

>>146729086
Paolini said her coach hates Australian coffee so much, he travels with a coffee machine. She just fucking said it and dgaf about local coffee ego

>>146729093
damn what about Brisbane?
>>146729079
Surry Hills is really nice and Marrickville seems alright although I don't spend much time there. Maybe I could move there but not sure if it would change my opinion on the entire city

>>146729086
Two best coffees I've ever had were in Melbourne and Vienna but most shops in any city aren't going to be world class

>>146728719
>Trump there to clean up all the shit Dems have done
many such cases

business idea: 'you are a wanker' chants at the tennis

>>146729119
If Sydney isn't your speed then that's fine because pretty much everyone in Melbourne agrees with that. I'd give Melbourne a go before bailing out entirely. It's also possible you just prefer the US which is cool too. I've lived in the US and Australia and both have pros and cons. US has a million times better white collar employment market, better pay, more discretionary income, electronics are far cheaper. Australia has healthcare, better weather, standard month off per year, no fear of mass shootings, arguably much more functional politics. Neither is clearly better.

who do we want to win bros, kekman or tiny face yell man
i don't really like either from what i've seen of this game
>>146729119
haven't been in years, i think it's okay, every city other than syd/melb is way quieter which can be good or bad depending on you
>>146729086
ngl i was in melb a few weeks ago and the coffee i had there was reaaaal nice
it felt weaker than what i was used to tho

>>146729143
That's a war crime in a sport where cheering a double fault is unacceptable.

>>146728404
>>146728407
>>146728419
>aussies seething, she has already won. lolz stupid bogans
>kek those boos. its like WWE.
>they're already booing her
Danielle Collins the new Rick Rude confirmed.

>>146729158
jfc she is so mentally ill

Poone is finished

>>146729158
>>146729171
Kek. The Raygun mark is seething.

Rune has such shit tennis IQ

you just know kekman is going to choke
i've seen it way too many times, when he feels that he can win he starts playing terrible

>>146729187
Unironically he needs Kyrgios as his coach

>>146729186
>She troled you all good!
She famously has very few friends on the tour because of how unhinged she is. Ash Barty even wrote how much of a nutcase she is in real life in her autobiography. It's not an act.

>>146729205
As a professional athlete you'd think she's have the discipline to rise above it. Shit, even Novak knows how to do that.

>>146729235
She got triggered the audience was cheering the local and not her and thought she was being dissed or something. Genuine mental illness

>>146729026
How old is relatively young? And what do you do for work?

>>146723410
>>146723410
NEW

>>146729279
she's a big woman

>>146729251
Most Americans behave that way desu, main character syndrome

The absolute state of Holger Vitus Nodskov Rune

>>146729187
Rune comes across as having shit IQ in general, not just tennis

WTA-tier seed massacre this year is

runebros we're back

>kekmanovic choking
why am I not surprised

>>146729350
yeah it's always like this against big opponents
he gets big lead shits his pants and loses

I don't rate Rune at all but I hope he wins because I think he has better odds of beating Sinner

>>146729365
>going from 4-2 30-0 on serve to losing the set 4-6
kekman masterclass

>>146729445
Nah kecman is a ball machine type who can hit all day. Rune has too many level swings. But neither beats the Clostegod

>>146729205
She seems to get along with the other Americans but outside of that, who knows? Maybe Dasha based off her vlog appearance

wait shitz lost to that geriatric?
embarrassing tournament for 90s players what the fuck, zverlingz is their only hope

>>146729457
You can't beat Sinner just by being a pusher with endurance, but if everything clicks for Rune and he peaks, he could put in a good showing

>>146729482
Rune could definitely make it an entertaining match even if he ultimately has little chance.

>olga cramping
it's over

what is it about france that produces manchildren athletes like moutet and gaston

>>146729527
it's full of french "people"

me, im hoping for alcaraz and sinner final (so my tickets will be worth $10k a piece)

can the kek man do it?

so when's kyrgoat playing

kekman and rune appear to be out of shape

Need bucktoothed tennis gf

Australians are so soft lmao
I mean, i expect it since every australian flag on here seethes at the mere mention of china.
But the whole collins ordeal solidifies it

>>146729845
More about him struggling & getting through. Isn't /pennis/ strange that they hate "boring" players, that show no emotion & then when someone does they still complain?

>>146729871
for me its danielle collins

>>146729205
>Ash Barty even wrote how much of a nutcase she is in real life in her autobiography.
Source?

Did he just say "it starts with S and ends with H"

APOLOGIZE TO RUNE

>>146729865
yes and if kyrgios played in the women's draw he would have easily made the final and won, crazy stuff

iga's winning it all
she's unstoppable

>>146729943
debatable

>igor and sinner living
>lynch ded
The bad guys won

I really hope Collins is crying and feeling shame right now. Disgusting human.

>only womemes in the morning session
grim

>>146730021
how dare someone have fun playing a sport

>>146730021
seed

>>146729987
kek at the mental image of him retiring r2 vs some slav shitter that hits first serves that are slower than his ball bounces. but seriously, he wouldn't even have to move. who is ever touching his serve even if he stands still

>>146729850
Acting like a heel isn't so endearing in Australian culture as it is in the US. Collins needs to be pick her audience better

>>146730066
Yeah, crazy stuff.

>>146730149
i know it's wild but i think he could do it

>>146730081
Millionaire athlete taunting fans about being poorer than them only works in America. No other country exists where someone would be praised for that attitude.

>>146730053
you enjoy being a cuck
i do not

>>146730195
And people are 'too soft' for not laughing along with her. What's funny about being an obnoxious piece of shit?

>>146730170
wonder how much of a handicap system headstart per set they would give a top WTA woman player against an even mediocre ATP player? 5 games per set, maybe 4? Maybe just have a points based one & give them a 40 point start & first to 50? A case for AI to find out with all the stats on offer to show just how shit WTA is compared to ATP

>>146730195
Australian shitposting of the past would have took that & returned the banz with something witty & Australian. But those days are long gone.

>>146730254
Bragging about your wealth is just faggotry, not bants

The money bit was crass as hell but the rest is just bantz. This pearl clutching is a bit much.

>>146730254
We are poor because we spend our money on our kids.

>>146730226
tennis fans in general are soft

>>146730327
Directing it at people who can afford the overpriced shit at the AO. She confirmed that NPC's will pay anything. Paying all that money to cheer on some Australian loser & heckle their opponent instead of just enjoying a match. No wonder Novaxx loved her reaction to the bogan morons.

>>146730450
People paid for night tickets, they didn't pay to see her specifically. The whole episode is dumb as fuck

>>146730426
tennis players are

Baseball and tennis have the stupidest unwritten rules

>>146730487
true

The crowd pays for her son's (dog's) overpriced biscuits. She should show some respect.

>>146730388
still seething over an American destroying the "great" shitposters of Australia. Maybe it's because she is too white for your nation.

>>146730482
Maybe not being drunk for at least a few hours of the day whilst attending a tennis match would help?

>>146730588
what are you even talking about. They were cheering the Australian woman player and Collins took it as an insult because she's incredibly thin skinned and went on a huge unprompted rant about how wealthy she is because she thought the audience was disrespecting her and because she's not very bright. stop posting you absolute dumbshit

It's just American culture. We are rich so we are correct and have first claims on respect. We were born to be respected. We don't have to earn it.

You now remember Joao Fonseca

It seems our superiority has caused some controversy :^)

>>146730647
My GOAT

Bruh wtf. Some of you all really are seething at this chick jfc

>>146730659
I got you bro

>>146730670
But enough about emma

>>146730680
tfw emma mentioned

>>146730620
Still seething. Keep going, its enjoyable. But let's say you were right (you are not) why exactly would you even care about her comments AFTER the match about how the audience is literally paying for her holidays in the Bahamas with her girlfriends (she actually directed it at the few who were heckling her)? Why exactly is a multimillionaire saying she will use the money for a holiday so irritating to you personally? What is wrong with you? hahahahahahahaha

I would be so happy if Eva beat Igor

>>146730715
tiresome dumbass

>>146730450
>Directing it at people who can afford the overpriced shit at the AO. She confirmed that NPC's will pay anything. Paying all that money to cheer on some Australian loser & heckle their opponent instead of just enjoying a match.
She was playing on an outdoor court. You could've paid under $50 to watch that match.

>>146730841
Low IQ is being a lanky cunt grinding 5m behind the baseline and not developing a way to reliably end points.

>>146730841
Meddy's just salty because he lost to a literal 19 year old

>Monfils first top 10 win at a slam since 2014
Embarrassing for both him and Fritz tbqhwy.

aussie crowds have been impressive this year, but I'd still rank frogs above them

>>146731011
nothing incenses Irishanon more than Emma and Lewis Hamilton

This happens every year at the French Open to any player that isn't french. What's the big deal?

Place your bets, does Lena retire tomorrow?

>>146730202
you dont enjoy anything

i see emma got annihilated

>>146731336
sadly, that's very likely. in her post-match interview she said that it doesn't look good, but they'll do their best to recover

Mixed bag of results for the girls overnight with Jonesy and Mimi through but Vendy, Ksenia and Mika out. Looking forward to this later though, along with Hannah's singles.

>>146731687
what did you think of the boys juniors results

>>146731732
there's boys juniors now? strange

>>146731687
>mika's unforced errors: 46
>vendy's unforced errors: 53

i'm redirecting the leftovers of my singles support to tereza and switching to doubles
horrible day it was

>>146731732
I know what you're insinuating (the same thing you are always insinuating) but the fact is I watch much less ATP than WTA, so why would I check boy's juniors results? I haven't checked the snooker results because I don't watch that either.

>>146731336
I think so, won't be shocked if she pulls out before the match. Pretty sure she would have retired last night if it had gone to a third set.

>>146731793
There's some interesting pairs in the doubles, Mika and Sonobe playing together too and #1 seeds

>>146731984
Nince

>>146732046
Kek. Mirra called her one to after that final

>>146732046
kek
I thought Yulia had redirected her affections to Ryan Gosling now

>>146732079
Cint :)

>>146731984
pedos must hang

>>146732046
What Dasha's response?

>>146732242
some kind of inside joke

>>146729158
kek she is absolutely unhinged

emmas only chance for a slam titleis wimbledon

clay has iga. hardcourts is honest. wimbledon anyone can win

>>146732242
>>146732319
In an episode of WhatTheVlog about a month ago Yulia was joking about needing a man, preferably one in finance.

>>146732822
shes ugly

>>146732869
Bet she's a riot in the sack

>>146732869
so are finance guys

>>146729469
Even when Danimal was on the vlog though, every story she told was clearly supposed to be some epic tale where she pwnd somebody but they just kept kind of tailing off lol. I mean not everybody is a great raconteur but she just came across as somebody who loves to talk about herself. Dasha was eye-rolling at the camera at one point lol.
I mean I don't hate her or anything but she's a strange one for sure, seems to have a permanent high school mentality which isn't particularly attractive on a woman in her 30s.

>>146731687
>>146731793
I can't believe Mika lost how did that happen?
>mika's unforced errors: 46
I guess that explains it

>>146732822
oh, right. i only remembered the gosling part

>>146733342
it was a few weeks before that one.

>>146733342
Also, Alina :)

/Australia/ bros, what are the best ways to emigrate if you don't have family living there in Australia, closest I have is an uncle with Australian citizenship but doesn't live there. I know you have expensive housing/consumer goods but it can't be as dire as Britain is, and every time I see it, looks much more prosperous.

>>146734035
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>>146734035
We don't have wildlife that tries to kill you every time you use your garden or have a shit, that's a bonus at least.

>>146734035
I also want to GTFO of this shithole country please help! I have cyber security experience so I'm not some immigrant shitter that rapes and shits in the street

>>146734035
We'll let you in if you have a useful job, like a doctor or policeman

>>146734411
No thanks you'll probably make our phones explode

>>146734035
Why would you move to that hellish time zone when you are on a sports board? Just move south if you want to see the sun

>>146722130
i was doing a tennis research and now i know who this girl is

research conclusion: vujovic v krejcova is a very unfortunately timed match of the day in girls singles

>>146729892
https://www.foxsports.com.au/tennis/australian-open-2025-ash-barty-rocky-relationship-with-american-villain-danielle-collins-explained-memoir-comments-latest-news/news-story/b6162d462264615e61a90c64399206e2

https://www.news.com.au/sport/tennis/australian-open/ash-bartys-feud-with-american-antagonist-danielle-collins-exposed/news-story/4b6ef712a67143cd2fd32c5f04981ba7

>>146735983
farty party filtered by danimal

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/tennis/tinder-for-tennis-coaching-the-secret-life-on-the-world-stage-for-those-behind-the-on-court-stars-20250117-p5l596.html

>>146736538
paywall

To the peopz criticising the Americanesse:
So when they boo you without prompt or actively support your opponent while you sweat your ass off, youre supposed to bow and thank them?

Look, im nowhere near being a chad, but i refuse to be that level of a bitch. One 'fvkc u' deserves another.

>>146737182
Who is Fearnley? Go watch his match against Kyrgios.

>>146736776
https://archive.is/GVTNQ

Still laughing at Shitz for losing to a boomer who peaked a million years ago.

\o/

>>146738860
giwtwm

FUCK OFF AF AND

>>146738860
MUTTHOMES GET FUCKES

>>146738860
amazing!
makes me want to daydream about me and mirra being giants, working together, enslaving countries and fighting other giants

>>146739840
the cute and amazing adventures could use a sequel.

corr

garn just completed anudda scotsman special

haggis
lorne sosij
black puddin
tattie scone
eggy weggies
beans


feast of kings imma hairfta be sayin

corr garn hafta copp some R&R for maybe 60 - 90 or so before embarking on the tennisberg. seein what the fixtures are today

>>146739649
thought you went to sleep before mirra, not continue drinking :/
>>146740730
waiting for the right moment. these girls deserve something really fun and special, not more of the same

Good morning tenny. the coffee's going down easy like sunday mornin'

>>146740964
coffee?

looks like muddy water pal

rancid

>>146741058
its coffee. 3 scoops of beans in a grinder. the sunlight (remember what that is?) is shining through it so it looks lighter. trust me, its delicious.

>>146741138
Looks insipid.
What you having with it? Corn Flakes? Winnie Blue?

Which might be good?

>>146741454
Humbert Zverev.

>>146741335
ryo smoke, followed by vegemite and grilled cheese on toast.

>>146741516
new 'jak

Igor and Sinner are black eyes for the sport

>>146742499
How original. Here, have a chicken nuggie.

>>146742499
>are black eyes
wtf does that even mean?
zoomer talk?

>>146742727
its a metaphor, chang

>>146742818
I gathered that. Its poor, nonsensical however, tubby

>>146742895
does the concept of a metaphor exist in mandarin?

i don't wanna look at michelsen for the next 15 years he's fuck ugly

>>146743018
it exists in the same frame as building safety and compassion for animals; something which confuses and enrages the chink.

Are They Identical ?

>>146741550
Hey bro I think you missed this post dude just wanted to bring it to the fore again >>146730072

for me, its Kokkinis vs Dencheva

>>146743598
Followed, JT

>>146743067
wash your mouth little man

>>146743880
What the hell you never followed me

>>146743896
give me something to wash it with big daddy

>uni team won
>nfl team won
looks like tommy is winning tonight

Mirra on now

habbening

>>146743880
Based thanks

>if MIrra wins
>very mice
>if Aryna wins
>Igor is number one again
ughhhh

>>146744588
ummm wouldn't a sabs win help prevent 1gor?

>>146744629
Uhm sorry what did I post again
(you're right)

COME ON MIRRA \o/

>>146744694
Come on!!!!!

>>146728198
Why is it okay when Redditerer does it but not Shinner?

>15-0
it's over. turning off. going to bed.

>Sabs serving good again
It's over

>>146744797
Cause Fed was interesting to watch

What would they call an arena if they named it after Aryna? Aryna Arena?

>1-1
i'm back

>>146744788
happy that you're awake! <3
>>146744885
her accuracy will drop soon enough, always does

>>146744968
I am just very afraid..

>>146744910
how much would she earn on of?

y'all wytbois best be supporting our girl Cori later

career ending pregnancy for sabalenka so mirra can flourish

>>146745093
so much...

does anybody here ever actually watch doubles?

>>146745141
has she dated white men?

>>146745141
I would go Daniel Penny on you pro so much

>>146745232
Only wheelchairs. Kino on grass at Wimbledon because the bounce is so low.

>>146745232
yes, there's some good matches today

>>146745263
wheelchair doubles lol

>>146745297
like what?

POWERFUL

>>146745314
i actually wanted to make an ironic post post about junior girls, but mirra/diana v errani/paolini should unironically be fun to watch

>>146744416
Why the long face?

:/

>>146745388
>cheeky change
i would like to be her cheeky change

Whatever

>>146745399
might consider start reading my posts before hitting the 'post' button :/

Got my tissues, why... ;_;

>>146745531
>>146745536
<3 ;_;

I'm so horny

>>146745540
let's be honest, you already had those tissues ready anyway :)

>>146745540
s-she's obviously tiring her out
no worries at all

I still love you

mirra needs to unleash her inner brat powers already
start throwing, stomping, and biting like last year

>>146745620
brat summer is so last year. did fuck all for kamala innit.

she just needs a male coach...

Somebody explain this bad match up to me

The man in the dress is humiliating Mirra, lol.

nice return
and again!

at least now she can't be worse than emma yesterday

>>146745711
Emma is for masturbating to.
Mirra is for winning.

Mirralingz

Rat's cocks, I fell asleep at 9pm and only just woke up. Looking at the score, I assume Mirra did the same :(

KWAB.

comeback powers activate \o/

>>146744797
I rank him the lowest of the big 3 by most metrics but he at least had a really flashy game, he wasn't always boring either, often letting the salt flow once he started being trounced until he came to terms with not being the best anymore.

mirra is such a little bitch
she and her older sister will be forgotten like fruhv sisters

lets go mirra \o/

da return

drain me mirra
take it all \o/

>>146745232
Mostly when it's singles players involved. Occasionally will watch a slam final

hey I think the graphics forgot to add the flags for these players;
I have no idea what country they come from!

>>146746439
Nooo you can't show the flag of evil Russia, and it doesn't matter that Israel's national sport is killing children locked up in the strip, they are le good.

Mirra x Pissvids

so close. . .

Please God, shut sabalenka the fuck up. Just take her voicebox away, and put an end to her retarded shrieking

>>146746675
you are gay

>>146746675
Imagine her making that sound on every back shot

Seen enough. Troonalenka can't be beaten on these courts, she's going to end up with a haul like Novak's from here by the time she retires.

>>146746692
says the faggot simping for a tranny.

>>146746624
the laughable thing is if there were NOKO or Iranian players they would show those flags even tho they have supply arms to Russia (NOKO supplied troops also). Belarus hasn't done any of that. Just virtue signalling on the countries PR war.

Mirra :(

>>146746852
True.

is it legal to broadcast a teen girl getting fucked like that?

>>146746624
it's okay -- they made a ceasefire pact to stop doing the things they weren't doing.
oh and also the terms of the pact are null and void so they're going to keep doing them.

>>146746975
yes
or else iva's game would not have been shown either

think part of the problem is that herself didn't believe that she can do something against aryna (can't blame her tho)

bogglws how many young moronic female tik tok fans aryna seems to have

>>146746975
>>146747075
Or Jonesy's

err what was that thing she drew on the camera lens next to "Love U"? It wasn't was it?

What are they feeding the Penickova's?

sorry

but not sorry

that match was a bit pathetic. i literally started 45 mins late and did zipped through dem.backlogs like normal

match completion in only 20 minutes kek

pathetic. and i literally watched every ball

wow

cant believe
i just hate watch aryna. just boring. alcaraz at least is interesting and comes off wid sum unbelievable moves

troonlenga is just grunt and smash. very boring. noone can cope. and fing is. i am not even sure i would want piga to beat him coz i hate both piga and aryna as equally


but here is one fing for sure

mirra never gonna be a great
she is too weak mentally. diss is very clear. she is not strong enough in mind to cope with stress. shes bloody crying in the middle of every point. you wont win shidd if you doing dat

STOP CRYING

STOP IT

YOURE NOT A CHILD ANYMORE

>>146747100
Sabalenka is a man, hard to do anything against him.

At least Mirra should have some energy left for the battle to come later

>>146746624
cool it with the antisemitism

>>146746675
cool it with the misogyny

>>146746692
cool it with the homophobia

>>146746826
>>146746848
cool it with the transphobia

also that fat interviewer in the big white mooo moo was uglyaf . why let that whale do it. get someone goodlooking

fuck aryna
cringe

>>146747272
She didn't cry.
Also note this faggot says she isn't a child anymore so no more complaining about the "pedos".

>>146747310
they are going to get absolutely battered

does the line "gross and brown" sound too racist? I'm writing a play

>>146745531
wish that was my CAWK

>>146747332
That's Casey Dellacqua who I've always found kinda attractive for some reason.

>>146747240
well Annika's about to get fed a breadstick but ikwym

>>146747363
umm she did cry. could see it in her face. her eyes were redand full of tears

look at moment just before aryna serve when score is

6-1, 3-2; 40-30

she is obviously crying and snivelling

she is crying

and ummmm

mirra isnt the only young player
she is not even the prime targets of the nonces

or have you been livin under a rock?

literally the russian flag is following that 13 year old russian/french girl

>>146747318
You forgot to thank the traditional owners of the land you're shitposting on. Very disrespectful!

bloody ell

just realized giron can be rearramged to say groin

really changes fings

>>146747519
>Got busted saying something against his usual spam
>Immediately moves the goalpost
Kek.
Watch him do it again.

luna v tereza on court 6

>>146747653
umm do they not have logic down under?

>>146747683
well ahead of ya fren.

See.

is there no singles on?

why is eurosport making me watch doubles

decided on din dins.
https://lovefoodnourish.com/chicken-mango-salad-paleo/

>>146747519
reducing the age of the girls i follow and increasing mine to ridiculous values doesn't add credibility to your posts
also she didn't cry and i don't follow efremova

>>146747762
Gauff vs Bencic is starting now

>>146747762
Gauff v Bencic should be starting on Laver soon

>>146747805
mango salad is absolutely goated

>>146747818
>and increasing mine to ridiculous values

so 13 is too old for you?

LOOK at the bit i am talking about

she is CRYING

dont be BLIND

Only two more hours until real tennis

more like dumbles get off the fackin court

Mpetshi Perricard is about to play again lads (but in the junior girls' singles)

>>146747998
really is. 35 degrees here, no wind so want something light and easy but protein and tasty. got most of the ingredients already, just marinated the chickkun now.

jana spotted

I hate Popó Gauff.

osaka vs collins in a weakmind competition, who wins?

>>146748619
you dream about their minds?

i dream about being in bed with collins

you are another gay

what's the appeal there
other than being athletic she isn't very attractive
and she has the personality of a used piece of sandpaper
assuming it's some kinda power tripping hate fucking fantasy?

new bake?

>>146748357
He might be able to sneak a win if his serve holds up. Probably facing Stusek in R2 though, that will be tricky lol

>>146748896
christ alive who in gods name invented those shorts

frankly bizarre

>>146749554
I did

badosa olga soon

Vendy spotted

>>146749825
my stream died :(

>>146749906
she's watching with the other czechs. very cute peach top on.

kek she sent that ball for some spectators head

Tereza :)

Tereza :)

>vendy carrying her racquets
cute

Olga and Paula looms

>>146749948
>>146750285
can't wait for their doubles <3

>>146750348
you got it! excellent. considering they have exact same hairstyles, could be difficult to pick them apart.

Hannah's just won her first set 6-1

hmmm

SEX with Paula

While Olga watches

Hannah :) just charged to the first set, gave Wallberg the first game then won six on the bounce.

>>146750695
WHAT are they feeding Hannah?

I get like 8 hours of free time per week. I can't even watch any of my OZ Open. I'm about to rip my fucking hair out.

whew she sounds sexy when sick

anyone got a stream for Hannah? cant find one in the usual places

>>146750884
aussie vpn and 9go.com.au

>>146750850
What do you do for work are you a saaarslave for Elon?

>>146751135
No, I'm a school photographer and do video editing on the side.

>>146750884
are you the one who asked this on freestreams chat?
no, i wanted to switch to court 13 and make some hannah webms for you, but it didn't work at all

>>146750758
Munchie boxes, the LTA make Hannah eat at least one every day. They're our secret weapon.

>>146750884
>>146751183
yeah the fsl streams are fucked again. vpn and 9now is the way to go

Let's go Bencic let's go clap clap!

>>146751334
it's working again!

>lost all 50 bets
Is there someone you want to lose? I'll bet on them. It's guaranteed.

>>146750884
>>146751002
>>146751183
>>146751334
klugman match on freestreams is working for me

whew

>>146751507
>>146751554
Nice. I'm sticking with 9now anyway, I have a proper vpn not a free one, so no bandwidth/time restrictions etc :)

olga stinky

:(

>>146751690
farkkkkkk greggs proper powah scran innit

>>146751690
tell me you webm'd the point at 4-1 deuce...

>>146751876
i switched to olga - paula :(

>>146751794
I'd like to be the judge of that

>>146751913
understandable

>>146751715
mr. fancypants eh

olga spergout imminent

>>146746624
Love you beaner bro.
No homo.

Anyone baking?

New bread???

holy shit Belinda looks like that???

>>146752102
Dunno what it is, but it seems like I'm much more attracted to her that I ought to be

>>146752259
completely understandable. confusing me as well.

>>146752259
she's very charming

she's tits on a stick, hard mannish face but great smile. just a bunch of bullet points which add up to hnnnnngggg

Hannah wins 6-1 6-1.

Now watching Brooke Black (daughter of Wayne Black), the next best British junior outside the big three of Mika, Mimi and Hannah. Her opponent is taking a medical timeout, so this could end early.

>>146752034
only works out at about 4 quid a month on a two year deal, had it for years
Hannah :) wins 6-1, 6-1. Wallberg will be getting used to this, Hannah beat her 7-6, 6-1 last week too lol

>>146752491
It's a shame about the draw Hannah got. Mika was gifted a smooth pathway to the semi-final at least but fucked up at the first hurdle.

>>146752457
Not overly impressed so far. Brooke just blew the first set from 4-2 up.

sending my energy did nothing

>>146753550
That's what I want to do to your butthole

>>146753550
Olga received it :)

>>146752695
Yeah she's got Vandromme lurking in R3 iirc, could be better for sure.
She looks on good form though since unlike Mika she actually bothered with warmups - OK she had to withdraw from Traralgon but only after playing and winning three matches in a day. Hope she's up to playing the doubles at the AO as well as singles, I guess when the Australian #1 asks her to play doubles at her home slam it doesn't need a lot of thinking about.
>>146753125
Won't lie, I haven't seen much of her. Too much tennis, too little time.

finking are mirra needs another 2-3 years

It’s over for shartbalenka

>>146754558
aren't they all using another chink clone now?

>>146754558
What does that have to do with Sabalenka?

Olga...

Olga :(

oh well. good game Paula.

>>146754778
She's always on tiktok

>>146755631
>>146755631
>>146755631
new