Belinda...

Can't see Badosa beating Coco

good edition

Finally real tennis is starting

why is mimi still TBD? when are they gonna make up their minds?

Congratulations, Badosa

jana vs a very slutty dressed aus girl on court 5
vendy/tereza on court 6 soon

COCO
O
C
O

Murray must really want to get away from his wife and kids if he's willing to travel around the world cheerleading a washed up Djokovic whose slam winning days are behind him.

I could understand if he was serious about coaching and was working with some young gun or something.

>>146756023
why the fuck do i recognize this woman?

fink i may have shagged her

POMMY TALL!

ngl

no racism

but if cocos outfit was on a caucasoid colored body and caucasoid woman head it wpuld be breddy sexual

>>146756357
She's from the house of the dragon, the game of thrones prequel. She's british, check where she's from, maybe you have shagged her

>>146756448
She's akshually Australian

Sexo

>>146756315
so damn pretty

>>146756448
Millie's one of ours.

>eurosport wants me to watch t. paul vs. davidovich fokkinell

not so bloody fast there mate

>>146756509
MUH DICK

>stat-line
Coco a MTG player?

bloody ell only gone and posted the complete wrong bradders

close enuff i guess. werent different enuff to bother correctin

>>146756315
Shame she has no chance against 2ga

>>146755631
Can we get a fact check on Cocos last statement regarding shoes on tour

like how can you be an unironic coco gauff fan

boggles

qt french asian is qt

>>146756763
:(

I showed you my dick now show me yours

so easy for /ourguy/ tommy

>>146756674
Possibly. She's a big nerd

>>146756763
maybe so (likely so) but it's phenomenal for her.

>pvlychenkova beat vekic

truly boggles schnaider died for diss

is kasatkina still in it?

>>146756817
I just want to cuddle wtf

>>146756832
ummm /yourguy/ is indochinesian learner

>>146756832
Ever since that AO where the draw had no threats, he took that spot and is somehow good now

Just me or does Olga Danilovic look a lot like actress Adelaide Kane?

>>146756861
Dasha plays Navarro tomorrow

lol triple j censor faggot, how long have they been doing that for

>>146756967
I see it.
but to me she looks like hayden christensen.

hard to even describe how happy I am that collins lost

Ladies should play 5. At the very least 4 with a tie break.

>>146757311
Nobody wants more women's tennis

>>146757174
Eh, if I squint then a little bit yeah.

>>146757415
t.

>>146757464
can she write in cursive?

on court

>>146757502
I can't

>>146757504
lfg ponytail gang

>>146757532
Neither

>>146756023
monke :)

>>146757464
Ironically even though they're outside the US, all US accounts have stopped working regardless of what country you're currently in

corr

not lookin forward to diss

propa expectin raducanu style massacring

OLGA
L
G
A

<3

>>146757585
kwab

>>146757630
Fuck off back to you know where, zoomer

time until the GOAT graces us with his presence, fellow lowly mortals?

!! almost forgot about mirra and diana doubles

>>146758107
You're dick will drop off if you tug it any more.

>>146757904
ponytail gang is doing good

Remember when Drapist cucked Fraudix out of a point? Good times

they're really shilling this uggo eva lys hard on social media now

>>146758565
She's not ugly you incel sperg

it's b8 but by what metric is she an uggo?

Quite enjoying the cute and fun adventures of Vendula and Tereza

>marri dabbing over the shitalians in doubles
i like to think its because she is wearing her cuter white outfit

alcaraz & draper are playing & majority of you fags are watching juniors doubles??

>>146758836
it's quite fun so far

Mirra and Diana first set :)

Mirra and Di take the first set in their doubles

>>146759169
i'm watching neither but you have no power of what people watch

nonces

>>146759169
no I'm watching adult doubles because Hannah and Jonesy aren't playing yet
also kek this poorfag can't afford two screens

>>146759193
quincy
my love
he's had a haircut

>>146759169
yes

>>146759198
>>146759193
bizarre they showing tommy paul on eurosport instead

truly boggles

like tommy paul epitomizes the generic white male npc

who cares

>>146759169
there's no point watching ANY mens tennis match unless 2 of alcaraz/sinner/djokovic are playing

>>146759338
so this is what /tennis/ nonces look like irl

drapists suseceptibility to sropshot is quickly becoming kafkaesque dare i say it

Buisness idea: Start the shot clock under either condition
>As soon as both players are standing anywhere outside the base line
>The ball bounces twice on the ground + 4 seconds (in case of breathtaking points)

>>146759350
I honestly don't know how you cope watching something like the AO on actual TV, so much tennis to see and you get fed shite like that

Tereza NO

wow

most bizarre break

but wont matter

we all know alcaraz garn break back immediately and win the set

Can Draper do it?

maybe you lot can take it to your /atp/ thread?

>>146759501
has been for a long time

>>146759500
blimey

neva seen diana without the babushka shidd on her head

>>146759501
It's not, though. Juniors only gets watched during slams, but a cazzy wouldn't know that.

JACK STOP SERVING LIKE SHIT

>>146759677
phwoar cuming between dem tiddies

>>146759677
hideous

Grug is retarded

corr would follow sabalenka if she looked like diss

she doesnt

>>146759741
/our/ retard

>>146759718
keep it clean mate, we love Eva here
>>146759734
curiously homosexual post

>>146759606
lol I'm sure these fools think ESPN and Sky are bidding for the rights to show some J60 in the arse end of Bratislava.
>>146759501
>>146759549
Actual Juniors (as opposed to ITF tournaments, which are not age restricted) is hardly ever streamed, you've got the four slams and that's pretty much it.

its ogre

>>146759869
kek

then why do juniors get spammed here 24/7 outside slam time?

>>146759869
Lmao

>>146759986
They don't.

vendy + tereza is amazing pairing
not sure if iva + tyra tier, but definitely mimi + mika level
really hope for another cup kissing webm, this time with vendy

>>146759869
>>146760032
Just write it in Spanish kek

>>146760126
..................................................

>>146760199
I get the impression he just can't think of something in English and defaults to that. Looks at Coco's clip. It takes her a moment to decide and then she picks something topical

>>146759169
prolly /fs/ nonces getting their jollies

>STILL seething at legal aged girls being posted
Yawn.

>triple breadstick
Holy based Tommy

Vendy and Tereza :)

>>146759501
>paedo general
I don't see any under 12s playing?

>>146759986
you're triggered so hard by younger players that every time somebody mentions one you start screeching about 'pedos'. It's the same mental illness that makes people refer to them as '13 year olds' when the majority of the players you're talking about are 16 or 17 and play non- age restricted tournaments against players up to and including in their 30s
It's a good job some of you weren't around when players like Seles, Hingis, Capriati and god forbid Andrea Jaeger were playing, you'd have had a coronary.

This nigga really named "drapper" not "drape-er" DAMN LMAO

If anyone who watches juniors is a pedo, does that mean they should play behind closed doors? No attendance/streaming/broadcast allowed? Maybe they shouldn't be able to play at all? Maybe they shouldn't be able to leave their house in case all these pedos catch a glance of them out in public?

>>146760441
NONCE

Draper, you are so fucking retarded.

>>146759741
Smart enough to dominate your retarded spaort

URGH ITS OGRE

oh well

if alcaraz doesnt win then no one will beat sinner innit

>>146760624
A Monfils win would be magical

>>146760589
Certainly shouldn't be given wild cards into the main draw of grand slams, maybe these anons should file a complaint with Tennis Australia and post the response - I could do with a laugh.

>>146760589
you do realize all theze lame replies were exact same ones used by /fs/ before it got banned

same goes for NAMBLA. all used these same excuses

turned out?

propa paedos

so you can see we dont trust the word of the horsez mouth innit

>>146760643
Give hime some time, you think it's gonna be Sinner for the next decade?

>>146760647
oh yeah forgot bout him. would be a preferable choice

>>146760592
kek that's all you've got isn't it? watch your blood pressure lad, don't have a stroke or anything

>>146760647
Yes you beauty

>>146760663
And you know that how? Why were you always in whatever /fs/ was?

>>146760708
umm it was a major /sp/ scandal

>>146760663
sounds like you frequent /fs/ when it was still up

>>146760663
I wouldn't know because I never visited /fs/ - why would I, I have no interest in the sport.
You certainly seem familiar with it though. Doing a bit of research were you, like Pete Townsend? Watch it son, you've been bubbled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNfGtxtIEG4

15,000 pedos watching Martina Hingis win the Australian Open.

>>146760725
Prove it. Me thinks you're the real pedophile who keeps projecting.

We're cooked Drapist bros

>>146760753
>>146760745
>>146760740
umm i didnt even bring /fs/ up kek

retards

>>146760764
pls don't say that i bet 10 cents on him

MIRRA & DIANA :)

I thank God kyrgios is too much of a sore loser to join the commentary box after losing. if he won one match he would've done every interview possible claiming hes back

>>146760764
Beating him in best of 5 is too much to ask

MIRRA and DIANA :)

>>146760798
See >>146760782 and all your other posts where you keep deflecting.

bloody ell errani really does look like ralph fienes voldemort

what doping does to you

:)

>>146760782
>umm i didnt even bring /fs/ up kek
this was your post that I replied to
>>146760663
>you do realize all theze lame replies were exact same ones used by /fs/ before it got banned
you fucking mongoloid

>>146760846
And again no one has posted anything.

Mirra and Di are going to win this shit.

According to Bon scriptures, in the beginning two forces, light and dark, created two persons. The black man, called Nyelwa Nakpo (“Black Suffering”), created the stars and all the demons, and is responsible for evil things like droughts. The white man, Öserden (“Radiant One”), is good and virtuous. He created the sun and moon, and taught humans religion. These two forces remain in the world in an ongoing struggle of good and evil which is also fought in the heart of every person.

>>146760921
Any other notable teams left that would be a threat?

playing in this sun for hours would be absolutely fucked. whats the max temp before they postpone matches? 35c?

>>146760921
sure hope so, this was literally an early final

>>146760810
He was shooting up certainly, but before the game, just like Roidal... He deflated after Wimbledon and got inflated for the next season.

>>146760928
Time for bed Mel.

and not a single tennis match worth watching left

>>146760872
Are you on drugs you fucking spastic? I linked your post which directly referenced it. Done with your shit now, there's exactly one person here trying to shit this thread up and as usual it's you.

>>146760933
siniakova/townsend and that chinese pair, but errani/paolini was way stronger than them

>>146760975
not today anyway
eva plays tomorrow

>Draper
weakmind shitter

>retired
What a pussy

>>146760975
You don't want to watch Sinner absolutely stomp Holger Rune tomorrow? Completely crushing his hopes of being the next young wunderkid?

>>146760951
They usually announce at the beginning of the day if the heat rule is in effect.
>Under the EHP, the Tournament Referee will allow a 10-minute break between the second and third sets in both women’s and junior singles matches and a 15-minute break in wheelchair singles matches when a four (4.0) is recorded on the AO HSS prior to or during the first two sets of the match.

>In the men’s singles a 10-minute break will be allowed after the third set when a four (4.0) is recorded on the AO HSS prior to or during the first-three sets of the match.

>If a five (5.0) is recorded on the AO HSS, the Tournament Referee can suspend the start of matches on outside courts and all matches in progress continuing until the end of an even number of games in that set, or completion of the tiebreak, before play will be suspended.

>>146760999
trips of noncery

>>146760975
fag

>>146761045
t. penis boy

>>146760999
>>146761000
dooble trips

British
>invent tennis
>can't win at tennis
>invent soccer
>cant win at soccer
>invent cricket
>cant win at cricket
America
>invent baseball
>best baseball players in the world
>invent basketball
>best basketball players in the world
>invent football
>best football players in the world
?

>>146760933
Always wary of any team that includes Siniakova, but she's playing with Townsend here who increasingly looks like a hippo in a dress.
Penko isn't playing with Kichenok so that's a bonus.
Dabrokski/Routliffe are the obvious danger but they're in the other half of the draw; I can see that ending up as the final.

why is emerson half naked

>>146761109
The best baseball player in the world is Japanese

Heavily contemplating going to RLA on Tuesday but you just KNOW there's a risk they'll schedule Djokaraz for the day session like they did last year with Sinnervic

>>146761241
You know the top seeds get to choose their slot, right?

>>146761262
All of them prefer the night slot (Zverev only feels this way after the PTSD of previous midnight clusterfucks)

Cringe.

besides sinner the first part of the bracket is basically a free ride to the final (which is probably alcaraz unless djok somehow beats him), seems retarded, maybe they put the people with more of a chance in the other bracket because they thought it'd be more interesting, but then it's just alcaraz.
kinda boring desu feels like there are only 2 actual threats at any gs these days

>>146761045
They pretty much just make it up now. They used to have a formula that heavily took into account humidity. Because Melbourne is practically never hot + humid, play used to continue even if it was 40 degrees.

>>146761292
Based

>>146761333
They still use these

>>146761356
But they changed the formula or something because they're way quicker to suspend play now. I can remember numerous matches that were played at 40 or above.

>>146761331
Zverev can definitely beat Alcaraz. He arguably has more chance of doing it than Djokovic does.

>literally no matches at all worth watching until novak's (which will probably be boring) and zverev's (the same)
why tf did they put alcaraz so early. even if they didnt know draper was going to kwab out there's still a longass gap there

>>146761421
Yeah especially on HC.

>Djokovic will probably need to beat the world No.3, world No.2 and world No.1 in order to win the Australian Open.
That would be a sight

What's wrong with Marijuanas face??? It looks so puffy

>>146761292
TOTAL
INFLUENCER
DEATH

I've played in 40 degree weather on rebound ace at tennis camp. Won too. Purely a mental battle.

>>146760343
based nigeposter

>>146759888
checked and correct
also, had to pop out and missed czech dubs win
Vendy and Tereza :)

hon hon humbert
KWAB

Why can't they just play indoors with aircon

I could heem both of these players

vaxxed?

>>146760441
https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/andrea-jaeger-sexually-harassed-at-least-30-times-by-female-official-2022-06-24/

>>146761723
They can. Play on the outdoor courts is suspended and the main courts continue under the roof if the heat passes a certain threshold.

Good morning. Zverev is boring

he'll get buck broken in the semis

Imperious from the German man mountain.

Humbert... humbled?

zverev is an absolute faggot but god do I enjoy seeing frenchoids lose

>>146761870
>tf
>tp
I bet he jaywalks across streetlights too

It's Ugover

what's the mindset of a man who wears a necklace?

>>146761748
Indeed. Was clearly a disgraceful failure of safeguarding by the WTA. Things have doubtless moved on from 40 years ago and there's far more awareness of the issues involved these days but there's always more work to be done. I'd be appalled if any of the players we watch today had to endure that sort of thing whilst trying to build their careers.

>>146761980
I wear a necklace :/

>>146761980
Fuck up seppo

>>146762014
ironically i'm australian

What do you even do here if you're Humbert

>>146761980
Russian

>>146762039
play tennis

>>146762021
Kek if true

>>146761980
The three Ks: kebabs, kafta, kibbeh.

>>146762039
what does humbert stand for? what's his brand?

more like Uggo Humbert

Zverev is an eternal shitter

Woke up early specifically for DjokoBITCH

>>146762166
Nice. On vaca?

>>146762268
no i live here
first baby with my yank wife due early may
will probably move home before kiddo starts school

What do you even do here if you're Zverev

>>146762440
I wouldn't do anything. I'd just listen to what they had to say. And that's what nobody did.

Its crazy how zverev (a rapist / woman beater) and sinner (drug head / doper) are allowed to keep playing tennis. They should be banned.

>>146762456
Sinner's crimes are actually bad though

>>146762278
chookas. hope its an easy birth.

>>146762440
play tennis

>>146762440
https://vimeo.com/groups/812664/videos/144850907

the absolute STATE of SHITrev

LETS GO NOVAK MY FAVOURITE TENNIS PLAYER

>>146762456
>rapist
we just flat out making stuff up now?

>>146762559
I think the onerous is on you to prove he didn't :)

>>146762573
we'll he never raped me, so that means he's not a rapist.

humber slapping sasha across the face with the big baguette

>>146762592
case closed

EBJDbros what happened?

>>146762278
Mazal tov
Follow any burger sports?

can you lads be respectful to the players and only post between points thank you

>>146762639
*claps*

SHHHH

>between the ears, not too much
Heh

>>146762639
>>146762646
>>146762653
thank YOU

bit weird to bring a giant picture like that don't ya think

>guy named "Sinner" commits crimes
Bravo Kojima

will Nole?

Djokovic = Vegeta
Lehecka = ???

>>146762707
Oprah

>wake up
>check results
>one game goes:
>6-5
>6-6
>tiebreak: 0-7
>0-6
explain how?

>>146762721
just WTA things

In what way is Djokovic Bejita?

DjokoBITCH. BTFO.

>>146762481
cheers cob
>>146762612
used to follow nfl but got nigger fatigue
enjoy baseball but the mariners break my heart too much so i don't follow it closely

Insane how much of an attention whore this bogged chair umpire is. Any hint of crowd noise going a bit too long and she's off on her lecture/monologue.

Just say "please" or preferably STFU.

>>146762844
your tinder matches?

>>146762901
what match?

>>146762917
Zverev.

>>146762914
done him

>>146762922
oh shit it's marijana yeah no wonder
she's peak splavarka

>>146762749
Ve - like in vélo
Ge - like in Gerhard
Ta - like in Tahiti

>>146762721
The future is female

its Ugover

Sasha MIGHT not choke this like a bitch

>>146763022
Oy Vey!

>>146763022
phew
it's a good thing I love the jews and would never say anything antisemitic -- even as a joke

>>146763029
just good ol' fashion regular choking on air

>>146763029
Ugo is shit and a choker as well
Wouldn't be inside top50 if he was a righty

>>146759622
>>146759936
>>146759437
did you lot actually stay up/wake up for the match? I set an alarm for 6 to catch the second half, saw they were on for a bagel in the second set and went back to sleep. Glad I did desu, they finished about 20 minutes later. Shame, could have been a banger

As an MtF I hope Zverev loses for what he's done to us.

>>146763105
>when the meds are wearing off
xD

>djokovic v alcaraz
that's, like, final tier.

>>146763123
only good if djok wins tho

>>146763131
what if? fookin lehecka? lekek

GOD I LOVE WATCHING FRENCH SUBHUMANS LOSING

ZEE GERMANS JA JA JA

So should alexander impregnate eva for the good of german tennis?

>"I'll let you go then"
Petko won't get strangled tonight

>>146763180
He probably already has

Petko loves embarrassing Zverev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szi9vXZV-pw

>>146763022
I hate this country so much it's unreal

>>146763262
Theres nothing you can do. Just ignore it all, let it wash over you.
Let it fail. You are only draining your own energy thinking and arguing about it.

>>146763022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Z--47hPvM

>>146763272
yeah, u right

Jiri miri kurov mi sviri

Trying to hunt Bagon in Meteor Falls.

i can see djovak beating alkaraz if he wakes up like this but sinner
no way

>zoom out for the smash
based

COMEBACK

>i'm supposed to believe a natty 37 year old can play intense tennis for 3 hours
stinky

>>146763380
He's on decent nofap stream. you can see that in his eyes

^streak*
disabling autocorrect now

>>146763380
have another beer grandpa

>>146763380
>natty
You can tell the natties vs the roiders by simply how much can they play before getting gassed.
A natty like Foki or Draper can go 3 matches before his body checking out

Didn't basically every day last year go until like 1-2am? Feels like It's all finished before midnight this year.

>>146763499
Draper v Vukic and Kecmanovic vs Rune finished after 12AM

>>146763499
Are you just talking about RLA?

Medvedev/Tien
Draper/Kokkinakis
Draper/Vukic
Rune/Kecmanovic

All went past midnight.

>>146763499
Its hard to believe but perhaps they are a little better organised this year? Who knows?

>>146763526
not possible

shan't be rising for 3am to see my boy HRunez send the ginger roider packing

>>146763542
Yeah, you are right

>>146763555
no one believes that

NoVAX NoBITCH. DjokoBITCH.

Dubs and Monfils takes it

>>146757174
She's got a bit of Audrey Plaza in her

I'm 32 and I got tired pumping my tyres up.

>>146763575
Wat is your probleem champ?

nasty man

>>146763603
I'm 43 and I'm in the best shape I've ever been.

>>146763499
they used to put the dumb boring slow women on before the mens

>>146763625
Oh yeah? How many slams you won recently?

>>146763604
NoVax is a fraud and needs to be exposed

>be nation populated by insecure celebrity worshipers
>"do you love australia? tell us why you love playing here so much" every interview
I respect the haughty brits and their smug pomposity about Wimbledon more than this, it nauseates me every year

>>146763604
He's Dutch

>>146763634
Including your mum?

screenshot of that t-shirt please

>>146763649
I like the Dutch. They were nice when I was there.

>>146763674
lmao what is this

>>146763674
kek what the fuck

>>146763673
Same, but Dutch on 4Chins is different

>>146763674
zesty

>>146763674
Novax fans are a deranged bunch

>>146763674
Kek

>>146763694
Cat wants to be outside.

It'll be a shame if he wins it, he was that close to having a meltdown

We got a tie break
>>146763694
Hello puss

>>146763694
lgm

kinooooo

Djokovic is obviously doping

>>146763740
at least he wasn't dumb enough to get caught

>>146763740
How can u tell ?

ebam looks like he's in a wheelchair

>>146763603
based vaxxie

>>146763746
Nadal is innocent

>>146763750
He's winning.

>>146763740
Don't worry, the Lance Armstrong tier doping scandal is coming

>>146763759
I thought he meant the brainsnaps

what was that about?

>>146763755
I want to fuck a water bottle

Does meditating actually help you IRL

>>146763771
why do they hate the goat so?

>>146763765
not if he says the word contamination

>>146763771
No one likes Sinner

>>146763771
Novax threw a tantrum over that lol

>>146763776
Some kid told me I need to start meditating the other day at work, the like cocksucker

>>146763776
I dunno, probably

GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
NOVAK NOVAK NOVAK NOVAK NOVAK NOVAK
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
cry more losers

>>146763777
Novax hate is literally a smear campaign done by foids because he isn't as attractive and suave as Federer and Nadal (before he went bald)

Novak's a proper wanker, can't wait for him to be demolished

HE'S IN A HURRY

>>146763776
Just set phone to airplane mode, turn of the router, tv, laptop, desktop, etc.
By the time you fall asleep you will rewind so much you don't need meditation.
You will need sleep drugs or alcohol or something at first.

Haha, retarded crowd rekt by Novak

Djokobitch being a bitch as usual

>>146763776
depends on the person. IMO sitting quietly in the morning for 10-20 minutes with no distractions is beneficial, eyes open or closed doesn't matter. It's just a small piece of personal time to steady and ease yourself into the day on your terms instead of waking up and getting sucked into bullshit right away.

>Alcarath to rape Novax
finally

holy how can he be so based

LOL he signed the shirt

he wrote something on the camera in his native language.
What was it? Any serb bros here?

>>146763694
Big fan of Alexander if you've ever heard of him

>>146763821
>>146763822
DjokoGOD haters BTFO

>no klugman/jones doubles match webms
I am disappoint.

>>146763821
>>146763822
>>146763825
>>146763836
What happen????

>>146763846
too lewd >>146761147

EMERGENCY: does anyone have the webm of rublex shaking his head with his tongue out from last year?

>>146763825
god answers

>>146763870
Thankfully Eurosport has a replay of the match, just surprised given /tennis/ there's no webms.

>>146763850
>>146763674
He signed the shirt

damn those old farts made my eyes watery

>>146763881
mr russian is probably sleeping
i was too lazy frfr no cap
no one else makes wembs (for the most part)

>>146763825
bog se javi
a saying on Epiphany
hard to translate

>>146763908
Thanks mate

>>146763908
>bog se javi
>>146763926
From plebbit:
"It is related to the miracle when our Lord was baptized by Saint John. We say to each other, “God appeared!” or “God revealed Himself!" (better translation?). And the other faithful reply, “Truly, He has appeared!" or revealed. Maybe someone can correct me on the translation. "

Novak, BASED as FUCK!!!

Why didn't Djokovic have an on-court interview?

>>146763499
Yeah, this is boring desu. Finished by 10pm? Now I have to watch a movie.

>>146763783
No one likes Israel too

Thread looking like NovakfansPunjab comment sections

>>146763941
Got fired up with the crowd after a double fault, and during a serve.

>>146763939
I can't believe Djokovic is a Trump supporting vaccine denier AND a fascist Christian, how is it fair that someone so horrible can be the best tennis player ever? My fists are shaking right now, I think I'm going to smash another hole in my wall, FUCK I'm so angry

>>146763957
Calm down Yannik

>>146763987
Pure heart, unlike Djokovic

This has to be intentional

Caught a dabbing Rune last night at Margaret Court m80s
Please use gracefully

>>146764056
1st sarve

>>146763776
i sleep worse when i don't do it but i am too lazy to do it sometimes
>>146763818
i never do it in the morning because i cbf and it means i'd lose sleep... but i should still try it desu

>>146763987
this outfit is so fucking good. this years one looked dogshit maybe that's why he did worse

>>146764128
morning is the best time because of brainwave state but I feel you. try and sit up in bed for 10 minutes

>>146763870
They're both wearing the same Nike outfit. Also Jones looks tiny compared to Hannah.

Djok just said this will be his last AO in the media room.

Black Mingge :)

>>146764269
spoiler that hog!

>>146764269
wtf

>>146764148
Yeah he needs to feel aesthetic to play well

>>146764269
imagine seeing this post sex after you coom

>>146764327
Terrible post-nut clarity.

>>146763987
thank you brother

>>146763648
'ove broccoli
'ate cauliflower
simple as

>>146764345
sex isn't fun if it ain't all sweaty and stinky

>>146764360
truth pilled

>>146763648
Only 3 bags seems odd. Usually get 4 over here regardless of who makes them.

>>146764360
>>146764388
nowt wrong with cauli you big poofs

Sonego was definitely not beating Rublev. Gifted 2 teenagers on the way to the QF

Novak Djokovic explained in his press conference that he didn’t want to talk to host broadcaster Channel 9 - he wants an apology

https://x.com/josemorgado/status/1880948379133632920

>>146764416
pretty disrespectful

>>146764416
LMAO what the heck is this, I thought the caster said something really horrible but it was just some light bantz?

>>146764416
>Serbs chimping the second you don't kiss their ass
classic

>>146764518
All of australia must apologise for this, starting with you

>>146764518
Shit joke but a silly overreaction from Novak.

>>146764518
Australia needs another National Sorry Day

Is this the part where the presenter dude goes "thanks for paying for my holiday"

>>146764559
LOL

No need to apologise. He's already done his final on-court interview here anyway.

I think its an overreaxtion by Djokovic but its clear this presenter dislikes him and would have never done the same with sinner or alcaraz fans.

>>146764518
>jokes that they're chanting Novak is overrated
that'd be the most charitable interpretation but he seemed to be counter-chanting and confessing his own feelings rather than putting words in their mouths

>>146764416
based as fuck. On your knees Tony Jones

>>146764596
Sinner or alcaraz fans would have never been that obnoxious

>>146764416
Why can't Australians be normal human beings and not be entitled cunts? Just learn to respect others. I am tired of this 'disrespect' bs.

>>146764518
It seems those fans were asked by channel 9 to cheer on Novak before the segment, just so the reporter could ridicule them and Novak, and if anything I think it's the kick him out part that really set him off, that's not a joke to him.

>>146764518
This mr Jones seems like an uncultured butthurt fag.

Sinner still spoke to ESPN during the US Open despite them employing that halfwit Kyrgios who was calling him a cheat and even insulted his girlfriend.

>>146764603
Well the italians and all the wannabe italians
>>146764614
Thats also true lol

>>146764559
He did say he liked Collins being a bitch

>>146764633
Am I supposed to applaud Sinner's lack of self respect here

>>146764633
good for him

>>146764633
so you're saying sinner is a cuck faggot who allows himself to get mentally raped by australians?
yeah we already knew that lmao

What's a phony apology from someone who obviously doesn't like you worth anyway.

>>146764678
I think it's what the chans call a "humiliation ritual"

>>146764416
>'Welcome back to Melbourne Park where you can see the Novak Djokovic fans in full voice ... the chants are quite extraordinary,'

Jones chanting back with fans behind:
>'Novak is overrated ... Novak's a has-been ... Novak kick him out,' gesturing at the crowd that ch9 staff had asked to assemble the chant for cameras

>'I am glad that they can't hear me.' ....
>'That wraps it up from Melbourne Park and somehow, I am going to have to get out of here ... nah we are fine, we had selfies and I told them I was Clint Stanaway,'

It might be considered banter to new zealanders but not when it's a setup like that and you say "kick him out" speaking as a studio rep, that part is uncalled for and makes it rather more disrespectful than fun. Just unsportsmanlike to suggest he's done something wrong and doesn't deserve a spot in the competition. Sportscaster is just a hype merchant trying to impress the hot intern and went too far with a shitty rhyme. I'd apologize if I something that stupid came out of my mouth, and be asked to be banned from freestyle rap.

>>146764633
Sinner still doing interviews even though Johnny Mac insulted all Italians during their interview.

>>146764771
NOVAK STATEMENT

https://x.com/DjokerNole/status/1880961271459352755

>>146764692
>>146764771
>>146764784
If TJ had balls he would say that Novak will lose next match so no need to apologise

>>146764801
but he won't lose

>>146764416
Is there footage?

Kind of want to see what happens if Novak somehow wins the whole tournament without the guy apologising. Would he skip the winner's speech?

>>146764626
thats disgraceful novak is 100% in the right here

>>146764822
i suppose

>>146764771
Its because of the "kick him out" part, as he was kicked out during corona chan.
When USA mutts and their slave fags tried to cut his career short.

>th..th.. that's not banter it's disrespectful
why does everyone turn into middle aged women when Novak is involved

>>146764671
>mentally raped by australians
Meanwhile here's an adult keeping his cool while an overgrown child chucks a tantrum in public.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL1esBktOfY

>>146764845
Who the fuck are you to indulge in this "bants"? No seriously, he's Novak Djokovic and WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

>>146764845
Nolefam has 1.4 billion members

>>146764845
do you think it was banter

>>146764845
>dishonest fag trying to push it as just bantz
Imagine if some tv reporter in an official broadcast saud to kick out Federer from a grandslam... Fag.

>>146764877
an attempt at it

>>146764225
I concur

>>146764626
>djokovic is in the right
every
single
time

>>146764877
>>146764889
In the context of chanting something back to his supporters yes, he probably really thinks that but you can say jokes that you believe.

>>146764889
Mats Wilander said Federer had no balls once. I guess he should've boycotted Eurosport.

> tony jones
> born: melbourne

relocate the tournament already, send it to perth

>>146764931
If he said kick out Federer he would never work in tv again.
>>146764943
>Wilander said the truth once
I find it hard to believe. Its also not a call to kick out the player from competition.

>something disrespectful about player not named novak
Based, finally telling the truh
>something disrespectful about novak
I WANT HIS JOB

>>146764990
stop trying to explain things to westoids
they're beyond brainwashed and lack any kind of humanity and soul
they will never know what it feels to be on the right side of history
ahhh
so liberating

>>146764416
anglos are such animals

>>146764990
I actually looked it up and he actually said Federer had no balls more than once.

2006 after the RG final and 2018 after he chose not to play RG.

>>146765055
post the quotes b

snark from a journalist, reprehensible creatures that they are, should be a kill on sight offense

Tony Jones has a history of weird behavior. His most notable 8 years ago when he went to kiss the 9news weather anchor during the live broadcast, but she rejected him making it really awkward.

https://youtu.be/bqWbO2ntKo0

>>146764801
if Ch9 had lots-a-balls they would announce an announcement for the apology to air after the alcaraz match and not follow through on that if novak loses.

>>146765013
When the fuck has Serbia been on the right side of history?
>>146765070
Pure cope because your shithole can't get into the EU

>>146765105
brutal

>>146764852
looks like it was the umpire, in this case, who was getting mentally raped by australians
>code violation: you were saying mean things about me to your friends :(

I wonder if le monf still has his legs. he has to gas out at some point soon
Would it be Sonego/Tien in the QF?

Upon further research, Wilander literally said Federer had no balls AT LEAST 3 times.

>"I think Roger Federer, today, unfortunately came out with no balls," and claimed the Swiss suffered a "mental block in terms of tennis smartness" and lacked an aggressive mindset even while winning the first set 6-1.

>"Rafael has the one thing that Roger doesn't. Balls," Wilander said. "I don't even think Rafael has two; I think he has three." Expanding on his own Web site, Wilander added, "He (Federer) might have them, but against Nadal they shrink to a very small size, and it's not once, it's every time."

>Former world number one Mats Wilander has apologised for saying that Roger Federer ‘lacks the balls’ to face Rafael Nadal. Wilander initially made the comments after the 37-year-old chose to skip the entire clay court section of the ATP Tour – Nadal’s favoured surface.

And a quote from Federer:

>"Look, there's many former players, many experts, who think they know everything," said Federer. "Sometimes they're right, but they can also be wrong. To hear stuff like this from a former top player, almost a legend of the game, is obviously very disappointing. Next time I see him, maybe I'll say something. Or maybe he's not a man to be around for me. Because if you stay stuff like this? If you cross the line too many times, eventually you're going to lose your friends."

>>146765282
who knows? it's unpredictable

>>146764626
There's an obvious personal dislike with these comments. When you seethe too hard it's not bantz anymore, it becomes a weird passive aggressiveness

>>146765342
Don't be so dense, its about the "kick him out" comment

>>146765358
Ok but is that worth all this comotion? I wish our anchors could do bantz

>>146765358
Oh no. Someone doesn't like Djokovic. Call the cops.

He isn't even a tennis person. He just reads the sports news on the network that happens to broadcast the Australian Open. It's not like's commentating the matches. Who cares what he thinks?

>>146765417
Which is strange because that's the most obvious joke remark, while the other remarks are what he probably believes.

BOX BOX BOX
>>146765467
>>146765467
BOX BOX BOX
>>146765467
>>146765467

>>146765342
What a neutral thing to say from the neut. He should confront him if only to learn how to speak his mind better.