YFO

>>146717414
absolutely mind broken

evening chaps
another week down time for a ghost ship

*taps the sign*
YFO mate

*taps*

bouldering looms

>>>/int/206845450
made a cheeky ngl hihi

>>>/int/206845548
DONE 'IM

>ai slop
Zachy really dropping the ball

don't rate the place zachy's mum is buying for him in york desu

drinking whiskey

grim thread

>>146717385
>Renegades v Heat
>Scorchies vs Strikers
>SA20 double header
offtopic

*taps the sign*

Why are younger women so determined to be diagnosed with as many illnesses as possible these days? Genuinely think they're going through some sort of crisis, as a group. Noticed it with several that I talk to, go to the doctor's all the time, and always have some new label for whatever it is they think they've got now.

Wonder how much money the taxpayer would save, and how much better the healthcare system would be, if women started using healthcare services as infrequently as men.

Can't wait to watch the mashes

/cric/ has a nonce problem

>>146719541
hiba is 42 you cunt

reckon you're not a nonce if you only fuck people above the age of consent

Might re-watch Twin Peaks (1990) out of respect for Kyle MacLachlan

I don't think you're fucking anyone desu

Micknonce just can't help himself

never said i am fucking anyone it's 9 oclock champ

I have 1,250 XRP
If XRP gets to £10,000
It's feasible that I could have £12.5 million

I’m going to bed
Goodnight lads

Please never use AI for the OP ever again
Looks shit, is soul-lace, and supports (((AI)))

>>146720618
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YFvgbMunHs

Fucking hell, Imran really got a hard time of it lmao

might go marry another man because the government says it's legal

>>146721755
Might make a dual income partnership with one of the bros for tax and saving benefits

An update

doge

>>146720220
just checked the price
last time it was this high i had to sell it to pay rent :(

why are brits so insular?

>>146721972
for me its the batter's dive

any cric during Valentine's day weekend?

>>146722040
they're from a small island that had to develop the world's strongest navy to defend against the ever looming threat of invasion from the continent

>>146717385
what series does great britain play england in?

england is mine, it owes me a living

Back in my day we batted with 1x1s.

afternoon gents

>>146723270
this but israel

not reading a single line of that

>>146723508
tl;dr tradie CHAD saves the day

>Human rights report criticises Australia’s “appalling” youth law crime
>Australia's record on the world stage is marred by its maltreatment of children in the criminal justice system that's the stark reading in an international report. The human rights watch report highlights the Northern Territory's recent lowering of the age of criminal responsibility from 12 to 10 and the reversal of a ban on the use of spit-hoods.

>Almost 200 people arrested in Katherine over six weeks during Operation Oxley
>Almost two hundred people have been arrested in the space of just six weeks in the tiny Northern Territory town of Katherine as part of a crime crackdown by police in the highway community. The equivalent of approximately 2 per-cent of the population, the arrests have triggered concerns about the number of Aboriginal people entering custody.
really makes you think why the UN is too retarded to realise the cause of the problem
it must just be Australians trying to relive the 1920s amirite fellow commies

RULES OF MUH SECWET CWUB IS FREE LINES OR LESS
FUCK
YOU
BRAINDEAD
CUNT
stop posting that pic, its not funny or clever, its crunge

>>146723270
Yah, me too

>>146723596
that's seven lines, pull it back a little more please

m
a
k
e

m
e

c
u
n
t

daily reminder
/cric/ is a (guha)
3 lines platform

>>146723514
you sent me your quote yet subbie

>>146723723
don't work for homosexuals kek

Fuck
My
Arse

>>146723777
can't fit any more than the one already in your ute, makes sense

>>146723838
weak

>>146723877
Shit, you got me.

"All 10 team-mates in yellow and green charged towards Ash Gardner, who stood shell-shocked after taking one of the most spectacular catches in Women’s Ashes history"
>Women’s Ashes history
>Women’s Ashes history
>Women’s Ashes history
>Women’s Ashes history
>Women’s Ashes history

bit thirsty

>>146723673
>12 lines
nice

it was actually one of the better catches in all ashes history

I have no complaints about the quality of the catch

>>146723825
>losing hope
Actually it's the guidebook on how to be a new zealand cricket fan

>>146723985
>beat india in india
>lose to englel at home
how

>>146723825
I think the majority of normies just go to sporting events to be around lots of people, because they're like cattle

USE THIS ONE IT WAS MADE FIRST
>>146724078
>>146724078
>>146724078
>>146724078

>>146724035
>how
never followed any NZ sports teams before I see, I'd keep it that way if I were you

It's called multitasking

Men wouldn't understand

>>146724132
my brother unironically played for the all blacks

>>146723570
>>146723692
If you find reading more than three lines difficult, you should improve your literacy

>>146724152
Based sitaleki. How's scaffolding in the gc going mate?

>>146724142
allowing multitasking to be pushed as such a "positive" was a grave mistake
focus and commitment to a single task is much more virtuous than multitasking brainrot

>>146724181
Im not joking

>>146723825
par for the course for women at cricket, they used to knit clothes at the game generations ago

Black clash on soon. /crug/ matchie?

just farted lads but it smells like shit. anyone else experienced this?

Going on 20 minutes of talking about jerseys.

multiples of 3 lines or else lads

where to watch the bl*ck clash lads?

>>146724766
Stan sports or something over there

>>146724798
>on the rugby streaming platform that no one pays for
grire

>>146724766
wyong station

bros...
i dont have enough screens for this

>>146724895
just do IT

Watching sailgp

>>146723934
just like aflw history innit lad

>>146725038
he isnt an indian mate

>>146724102
fuck off groomer

>>146724868
meant mirrabooka

>>146725107
meant for
>>146724895

>>146725111
checked

>>146725107
stay away from schools

Nz beat aus in the last race of the day. We win the story

>>146725572
trip on your honour

Joseph Melican is a paedophile

>California warns more than 200 hotels and landlords of price gouging complaints in wake of fires
wonder which part of the population makes up most of those hotel owners and landlords

>>146725991
think we all know the answer to that mate

>>146725991
I bet they share likeness with Jimmy Durante.

you idiots probably think he means the jews
its actually the gujuratis

I don't think at all

I don’t think
I just do

dust jew it

Pak vs WI test is live lads

Ross Taylor, current Brisbane Heat batting coach, wants 2 NZ teams in next year's BBL competition.

DON'T BLUSH BABY

my cousin is a dietitian or something for the brisbane heat so I'm basically on the team.

>glasses man out
black clash already ruined... /cruc/ in shambles

Gonna watch the black clash then head down the pub for a black clash of my own iykwim

>>146726353
>my
what meat do you eat mate

literally eating meat as i type this, hope that doesn't offend anyone

browns, aussies, jeets, out
whites in

>>146726431
I eat a lot of meat but I get it from woolies or coles and not from a farm so it doesn't harm any animals.

why do they never play rugby for the black clash?

>>146726485
There is a rugger charity match but it's not as lucrative for telly

>>146726464
crisp goyslop consumer

Always been a big Lou Vincent fan

>>146726485
cricket sois would get heemed

yeah thinking its coopers >green time tbqh lads

thinking it's time for a panhead sandman me

will sutherland or wood

>>146726633
Wood would.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w-ikXvvCzM

666

it's the devil

DROPPED THE MONGOOSE CUP

>>146726644
fuck thats good aye

what the fuck is that renegades kit

>>146726761
autism awareness mate.

no idea what that means mate, we're watching the /crug/ in here

>>146726644
budget marc rebillet

>>146726761
never ceded mate

>>146726644
god thats shit and as that other chatter said, just a horrendous copy of marc rebillet's shtick

wtf is even the point of having abo jerseys all season
do they seriously think people are going to tune in just because BBL has season-long abo jerseys when footy and league don't

>>146726543
OH NONONONO POO VINSHIT BROS

chin up lads maybe one day there'll be another australian footballer good enough to make a song about

Did they intentionally try to find the fattest blonde bitch to work the mic at the black clash?

>>146726835
pic lad

if it's made by that hack I dont want a song written about me

>>146726840
Can't screenshot the tvnz app I'm watching on

>>146726871
what football team do you play for mate

>>146726882
the one that railed you mum last night

kek gottem again

r

renegades suck lol :P

>>146726890
>the newcastle jets
grim, even I could make their starting xi

OFFICIAL CRICKET STROKE POWER RANKINGS

>1 cover drive
>2 lofted cover drive
>3 straight drive
>4 french cut
>.
>.
>.
>100 pull shot
>.
>.
>.
>9001 leg side slog
>9002 lap shot
>9002 reverse (anything)

don't blush baby

>>146726919
I look like this when they hit the power surge button and I realise that only two fielders are allowed outside the circle at one time

me in the hot tub haha

>>146726915
Checked on drive is by far the most impressive shot. Takes far more balance than a cover drive.

>>146726915
ynr the best shot of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTxIWryp-Ts

does anyone have a stream for a poorfag please

>>146726954
watch (dot) cricstream (dot) me

>>146726954
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/sport/cricket/black-clash-2025/t20-black-clash-2025-hagley-park-tautahi

black clash in ya mums bedroom mate

kek gottem

whats the best Grill'd burger?
wanna try something new

>>146726976
don't think she's ever lived in christchurch

radshaw

>bbl only on fox
WHAT ABOUT FREEEEE??
(I found a stream but its still annoying)

>>146726960
>>146726966
thanks heaps

>gone for 43 in 3 overs
>seething that his been banned from bowling
what a brainlet kek

TIME FOR SJ

what are they warning them about

>>146727016
tossed for running on the pitch

>>146727022
ta

>going to be chasing 200
>try and ruin the pitch
not sure this is the play anyway

>>146727033
>run on the pitch
>2 wickets next over
thinking it was a calculated gamble

GAYLE INTO THE ATTACK

STREAKER!!!!!

ARSE ON THE FIELD

THIS UMPIRE HAS LOST THE FUCKING PLOT
GET HIM OFF THE FIELD
RIGGI RIGGITONI

kek going to have to bowl some shitters

I CAN'T SEE

ROCKET ROCKET WE CANT SEE MATE

fuck josh brown has a disgusting rig

>>146727023
Up the wahs

Brown is fucken shit hahaha

>umpire can't see
>bring in the team fat cunt to bowl
what's the tactic here?

business idea: get whole team thrown out of bowling
chase 151

>>146727122
bet you wouldn't call gayle a fat cunt to his face

>>146727133
not watching your meme-memeslog game mate

>>146727022
What's this mean

>We're worried about our process, not the outcome.
fucking lol

>>146727146
can't go in the orange area as a bowler

>>146727156
has been the mantra for his batting

>>146727145
sorry you'll have to be more specific when you post then if you're gonna talk about non crug things in the crug thread

>>146727170
was this take your child to work day?

>>146727170
is this one of those perspective illusions where vaughn and lee are much closer to the camera?

>>146727170
why is one of the milo cricketers in a suit

hope bryant goes on a rampage

GONE GOTTEN

>>146727181
based john howard

I haven't read anything about bouldering in a while.

>>146727181
Come rampage my arse?

Any reason why the Australians are seriously interested in a t20 league and not treating it as the joke fun format it should be?

>>146727187
hope zachy's ok

>>146727191
dont worry mate, one day we might consider giving the peewees a team or two in the comp

>>146727191
we don't really do jokes here mate

CHRIS MARTIN OUT FOR A GOLDEN DUCK
YOU'D NEVER BELIEVE IT IF YOU DIDN'T SEE IT

>>146727203
wtf why is coldplay playing

>>146727203
As per tradition

>>146727203
Takes me back lmao it was exactly like the old days

>>146727206
nice reading comprehension lol lmao

Brown one of the better bowlers going around I reckon

>>146727206
Let me know when they start playing cricket in bbl

>>146727210
>>146727213
kek this one got em squealin

>>146727203
>Chris Martin failed to score a single test run between Dec 2000 and March 2004
jesus, how fucking amazing was his bowling? his stats must be goated

>>146727215
appreciate that you enjoyed my post but bbl is pretty low hanging fruit haha, wasn't really worthy of a (You)

>>146727191
I think deep down everyone knows that T20 was created in the bowels of perdition by the inequitable and the damned. That said, I watch it, so I'm part of the problem.

I thought Brown was a batsman

>>146727223
batsperson*

>>146727217
They let anyone into the black caps mate

>>146727223
he's got surprising breadth

based heaties gonna make the next match a dead rubber

>>146727236
crazy how the stars can make both these matches null and void yet its the last match

is kewpie mayo /cric/ approved?

>next match
it's the same match just the second innings
and yeah it kinda is a dead rubber, always has been. just a fun event, might even be for charity?

>dogshit musicians using brainlet bash as a vehicle for notoriety instead of reality tv
it's a new era

>>146727257
it really is grim. sad thing is that he's only getting attention because the suits that run the BBL think anything is more interesting than actual cricket

Do you know who this man is? He's the reason Fijian's don't play cricket.

sarah looks yummy today

fuck sarah jones must be what? 6 foot 5? even taller?

>>146727300
corr

>>146727300
corr

>>146727297
>>146727300
want to lick

>>146727280
Strikes fear into the likes of bard, zachy and indian posters.

>>146727297
>>146727300
lgm

LETS GO HEAT

>hour long break between innings
grim

i can smell my penis through my shorts

gf asked me who the red guys were think she's a gaydes fan now lads

GET THIS TRAITOR OUT

there are two browns batting right now

>>146727333
how exactly is kieran read a traitor?

think the peewees are a lil peeved we aren't watching their lil meme-memeslog game
maybe we should be calling them peevewees lol

I don't think about them at all

digit is how many sixes gayle wallops

peevies works better tbphwyl

alsop is a shit keeper
cost heaties the last game with a drop

how can a keeper drop they got the gloves

based Gayle wearing 333

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO ENGLAND YOU POMMY CUNT

>>146727386
delayed stream?
also I think Read still lives in NZ

[+] just while they're being lame tonight

kek you can see how mad it makes them when we talk about bbl
dont worry little bro we might let you in one day

Damn get Will Jordan in the Blacks Caps kek

would unironically let Will Jordan fuck the misso

>peevewees have to put together ALL of their biggest celebrities plus some international cricket stars on a pitch to get anyone to watch
lel

my heaties :)

more like Will Handsome

That six went a long way. Wew.

Why are you guys so obsessed with the black clash if you aren't even watching it lol
focus on your little bash bash game

WHY'D WE LET HIM LEAVE THE HEATIES

oh yeah thats why

can SJ bowl?

snake fraser-mcgurk
untrustworthy

big tall sky-high towering colossal gigantic incredible altitudinous paul

Why are there practice wickets at the edge of the field? What is this place? Pakistan?

>>146727470
the most suitable place for them was the platforms at southern cross which was not popular so this was the next best solution

>>146727470
christchurch is the pakistan of nz

>>146727480
why?

>>146727485
no idea just made it up so I could make a post

>>146727485
Jamie pull up that one video

>"catch it"
>goes 30 rows back
are cricketers dumb or something?

>>146727495
fair enough mate, won't be asking questions to nz posters anymore henceforth

>>146727503
please actually try to stick to this. (you haven't been very good at it in the past)

fraser kicking off fraser haters

CATCH IT

>>146727499
kek

gayle gone. time for bed.

where is my visa

the twink is looking much less twinky than he was a year ago

hate hyphenated surnames
grow up fucking entitled cunts

>>146727557
its a very selfish move from the mother
essentially preventing anyone from hyphenating in the future unless they want an even more ridiculous surname
do NOT be surprised if this silly practice becomes frowned upon and socially unacceptable in the next 5-10 years

just want SJ to take a wicket

that was a good button smash from the young power sperg

aren't professional rugby league players supposed to have decent hand eye coordination?

>>146727570
you reckon some cucks will start combining their last names?
like fragurk

heaties... how we holding up

>>146727586
like portmanteaus?
unlikely, though their would be some goodies

wish JFM would shave that shit facial hair off
i know its exciting when the growth first comes in but it is not good

more like Natalie Portman's toes iykwim haha

I usually wish despair onto Queenslanders, but I'm starting to feel bad for yous

BOWLED

JOHNSONS ON A HATRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

why does it look like spencer johnson has had a stroke on his right side

And now the collapse begins.

>>146727626
the harsh queensland sun does not fare well for the skin

>>146727625
he hasn't even taken a wicket yet?

>>146727625
mitchell johnson retired a while ago mate

can the thunder get knocked out if the heat win?

BASDE SJ

>>146727648
crisp spencer johnson appreciator

>>146727625
johnson hat trick incoming iykwim haha

>>146727655
it's spelled shaun mate

gonna need all the fraser-mcgurk doubters to clean the drool off their keyboards and type a sincere apology

Lads do NOT look at the Windies score card

>>146727676
u don't own me

>>146727676
based on what I've seen tonight, Gayle would still make that team

>>146727686
Brian Lara is available.

>>146727676
let me guess, its something as kino as this

>>146727683
deary me
follow-on incoming

>>146727697
Ah, yes, I would say that's a certainty. Oof.

>It remains the worst rail disaster in Australian history; 83 people died and 213 were injured.[1] An 84th victim, an unborn child, was added to the fatality list in 2017.[2]
but for some reason aborting kids just because you don't want to have them but want to have sex every week is fine?

>>146727718
hhnnnnnnnnnnngggggg

>>146727718
god she is fucking ugly

>>146727718
>>146727536 said visa not isa mate

>>146727720
what kind of cricket fan is this supposed to be baiting?

7 nbs is a first

>>146727727
No she's not

this is turning into a bit of a one sided non event
might go do something else

>>146727738
She is not smelly

>>146727733
usually he just replies to himself to simulate a discussion

>>146727733
who said it was bait, just pointing out double standards

alsop cannot catch to save his life

>>146727770
Fuck off idiot

99 and out I reckon

>>146727791
And lose the game

>>146727778
I have much respect for cricket fielders. I never played cricket, of course, but I was a right fielder (baseball) in little league through high school and catching was really, really hard. Hell, I had a glove and it was hard. I can't imagine how difficult it must be to catch a cricket ball bare-handed.

>>146727795
at least get better with your baits mate
it all just lacks the clever touch inherent in a good bait

God sebbo just shut up

mcsweeney does not deserve to be playing final criccy

>>146727817
Why do you hate me?

>>146727804
honestly it's not that hard to catch a cricket ball, it's mostly just hand-eye coordination
it's probably easier to catch a cricket ball rather than a baseball as there's no cumbersome glove

nice bound- ACK!

close enough

>>146727848
is that a lil fizza-mcgurk?

TALL PAUL

Its hilarious how Indians make every thread in r/cricket about India

>>146727859
HE'S TALL
HE'S PAUL

ive taken the bookies to the cleaners again

>>146727876
laughing to the bank mate

Fartlett haha jk

>>146727876
lgm

RIP heaties

more like brisbane sheat

Kek the IndiaCricket subreddit has 1.2 million members and the CricketAus subreddit has 23 thousand members

>scorchies are STILL alive
what the hell

ILL NEVER SAY ANYTHING RIGHT

when my heaties loose I feel nothing

the stars will kill the scorchers

>>146727907
is that good or bad

>>146727907
i feel numb
might try the inert gas method tn, it seems peaceful at least

tonights kath

>>146727911
stars play the hurricanes m8

reckon Kath likes it in the bum
she's got that look

>>146727926
corr

hussey with kath again
they are defs fucking

hate the gay scorchies team tbqh no other reason just that

Michael Hussey is a virgin

hate any team where cunts make a poof name out of it
>heaties
>scorchies

>>146727961
kek old mates bought something back from his holiday hasnt he

my strikies

the last time a carey was caught in perth was in the casino

>>146727954
so every team?

Adam Parore is a massive cunt

he's not even close in quality but gilly sounds a bit like bill lawry at times

popeGOD

my rennies could beat both these teamies

>>146727988
big fan of loyd mate?

>this is a road
KEK

>>146727994
I like his big ginger beard

my starsies

going to have a showeries lads I hope to see my strikies over 200 (10) when I get back

MY hurries

popeG-ACK

if he were slightly interesting, he'd be kickflip pope

watching two bbl games back to back is too much for me

>/crug/ is over
alright i'll be back when cricket is on again (wtc final)

>>146728039
2 SA20 games after this mate

don't care didn't ask

>>146728049
it should be bbl-sa20-bbl-sa20

>>146728050
thought you guys loved that SA20 shit

what if josh brown wins back-to-back titles? do we have to rethink cricket?

Feel like Pakistan have lost the narrative here

>>146728055
i only watch it for my saffa crowdcam waifies

>>146728085
Are you really watching Pakistan v West Indies?

DROPPED

feel like israel lost the narrative

back from my showies how are the strikies and scorcies going have the umpies made any dumb decisions yet

WHO tf is this guy

>>146728155
umpies have been good so far

>>146728172
that goodies I'm glad

Manenti be like "ayyy yooo I'm cricketting over eeerrr" :D

>>146728155
no the umpies haven't madies any dumbies decies yeties

>>146728237
heheies

might pop to the shop to get some sweeties

it's a longies wayies to the shoppies if you wanties a sausgeies rollies

this is a goodies mickies if I'm being honesties

short always falling short

fuck off wog

i'll do 1.5 pushups for every run finna llen scores tonight

watching the big bash
framing some prints
I am so le unique

>>146728358
im making some house music currently so therefore appreciate you having a hobby

What was he thinking here?
https://youtu.be/vvJT6cvIhwE?&t=83

>>146728358
why the fuck is framing so expensive

GO SCO

this is gonna be an exciting chase

There's simply nothing to do in January

>>146728394
rock climbing

he leveled up to double faggot

watching the test because I'm not some dumb sheep consoomer who thinks a few extra boundaries and some pyrotechnics make a gay little league 'cricket'

>>146728427
more like andrew loose

>>146728427
what is wrong with these cunts

GO SCORCHIES

>>146728427
What perks does that unlock?

Why were Khawaja and Marnus only
allowed to play one game for the Heat? Make it makes sense please

>>146728435
you're a virgin

>they actually game him gay sleeves for his long sleeves
why don't all the other players get to have their fetishes on their sleeves

I just find homosexuality to be very gay

>>146728457
so?

>>146728454
because marnus forgot he put a toastie on and set the stadium alight

>>146728466
have sex

shant

exchanged a few messages with a girl from tinder
how soon can i ask for sex

>>146728478
WAIT ON

zachy where the fuck have you been

>>146728478
send that exact post to her and she'll giggle about it I promise

>>146728478
Despite the world talking to the need for explicit consent, you can never ask for sex - drys up the pussies innit

>>146728494
>a pair of socks
grim.

>>146728494
bad enough kids doing this shit to get free stuff
but fat spastic adults is grim areas

>>146728482
he just moved into his houseshare. i imagine he's been out for drinks and cinema nights with his new friends a lot this week, and is too busy for his old friends at /cric/

>>146728494
>gay bucket hat
he wants to suck aj tye's socks off

>>146728505
don't be mean

chuckin up bits of curry into an old coke bottle

>>146728494
AJ tye's what?

what was that medical marijuana site that someone recommended in /cric/ prev?

>>146728532
grim.

>>146728532
huh? is that an actual fb/insta/whatever the fuck profile frame or just some retard being retarded?

miss some of the angry eyes when i would walk around with no mask

COME
ON
SCORCHIES

We used to build things in this country.

>>146728528
do you mean for getting a script or product info and reviews?
for reviews there's https://cannareviewsau.co
for the former i forgot what company it was but vaguely remember the post
try searching the chive for related terms from ausflags

>>146728525
zachy will be like the cool older brother to all his early 20s housemates, they'll have a great time together

>>146728552
it was twrhealth (dot, etc), but that now redirects to virtuhealth

I don't know this Zach person but I have a lot of respect for him for rising above the hate and never responding or even acknowledging the vitriol constantly hurled in his direction.

If i moved in with zachy is would definitely request a clause in the contract specifying no gay shit

why do you guys lust for personalities so much

taking big bash seriously is one of the cringiest things things that perth people do

>>146728576
as if he you would pass his flatmate test with that attitude

>>146728582
parasocial relationships

>>146728582
We spend a lot of time together, it's only natural I'd want to learn more about you.

Think I'm going to have to go out and do a 30km (trail) run even though the weather is shit
There's simply nothing else to do

GONE GOTTEM

>perfect evening here at optus stadium
oh yeah gilly why don’t you stick your head out the commentary box and give us a wave

>>146728586
I only care about the eye test

>>146728600
Why not just have a WA based commentary team

>>146728552
wonder what's causing those memory issues eh? they'll probably get better tho no wakkas m8, pack another bowl son!

go for a lidl run instead

>>146728595
Nice mate. I'm trying to negotiate with the wife an entry into tarawera 102km next month and training has been so so

business idea: interview the umpires mid-game

Any new get rich quick schemes lads?

>>146728613
become a good cricketer and get in the IPL

>>146728613
That new trump crypto

>>146728608
Lidl will be tomorrow morning
Another dreary weekend following the exact same routine
But there's simply nothing else to do

>>146728611
Not sure if women should get involved in running desu
Makes them very wiry and stringy
Yoga is a more appropriate past-time for them imho

>>146728613
buy a sub to a girls onlyfans
use some basic tech know-how to download all the content in HD
create a fake onlyfans account with her content
promote it with fake instagram and tiktok accounts

just want to say I'm not baking the next one so somebody else will have to do it. thanks

>>146728622
bit in this

>>146728626
got it under control

got a really funny prank planned

braking

Hawk tuah
Origin/etymology
June 2024 vox pop YouTube interview with a young American woman in the Broadway district of Nashville, Tennessee; onomatopoeic catchphrase
Meaning
The sound of spitting on a penis as a form of fellatio
Context
"You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang"

puking

>>146728637
you're not going to put your penis near my face when I'm asleep are you?!? NOOOOO! haha! that would be SUPER embarrassing

>>146728620
I mean me mate. Just about getting leave away from looking after the kids

>>146728626
yep I'm baking atm

>>146717385
>>146717385
>>146717385

NEW
NEW
NEW

baking on my other device, will be a bit under 900 seconds

>>146728655
WTF I SAID I WAS BAKING

>>146728650
Ahh gotcha
No need to negotiate imho (I'm a woman expert), just tell her you're doing it and that's that
You done this distance before?
Sounds quite daunting
Expected finish time?