>>146724078
You forgot the most important news
>Docherty is now a lock for Poopercoaches and Fantasychads

>>146724104
>487k MID only
yeah fuck that

boy cant wait to see you losing your mind after picking injury prone players again

>>146724118
Thought this OP's edition would bring out the trolls.

>>146724127
He WILL become DEF/MID

>>146724138
nah this is ridley's year
back it in

>>146724138
i prone and boned your gf

>>146724144
487k is roughly priced at an 85 average
even if he goes 100-105 is he going to finish top 6
if he cannot make 150k or be top 6 on his line, he's not worth picking
this for a 31 year old with one testicle and no knees

this is why we are a chad supercoach community
fantasy players are so brainlet
huuuuur duur he will le take more kicks in!!! = must pick!!!!!

if he was priced at 60 I'd understand it but 85 is just too risky, better to pick a holmes/richards in defence
I'm not sure how the price calculation works though, I thought prices were last season's average*~5500, with 20% discounted if you play 8 games or less and 30% discounted if you miss the whole season
yet he's gone from 562k to 487k
strange

>>146724170
>1 game in regular season
>scored 48
absolutely taking the piss with this price

>>146724258
yeah, based on the supercoach pricing equation below it should be 25*5589*0.8 = 111,780
if docherty was 111,780 I think he would be in 80%+ teams though

>>146724329
Think more about the role than his age and average (last year he was completely heemed anyway).
We saw Dorko do it last year and Doc will be doing what Newman was going to do
Just you WATCH

>>146724381
Perfect, then you trade in someone who had a R1 or R2 bye. It's a win-win.

>>146724199
>2025
>STILL can't drag and drop players into your team
Kek

KEK

nick daicos may never be the same player again

trying too hard mate

>>146724558
How's the rocketship coming along mate?

>>146724355
you raise a good point regarding zorko but he was a forward which helped (lower risk)
also a history of bad knee injuries is worse than bad calf/hamstrings imo
at that price there's too much risk when someone like ed richards comes with def/mid and much more upside

jordan boyd is the pick you spasticss

Good arvo alf

cric tourists OUT

>>146724693
yeah maybe in your fantasy land
the same one where clubs from alliances

>>146724860
merret has had one good season which was 2024 he's been in the system for 10 years lol
just admit dodoro fucked you over for over a decade even carlton had the smart idea to get rid of silvagni and they started winning games and making finals
your club needs a top down reshuffle to fix it's problems you wont win a final this year i doubt you'll even make it your entire list is trash
i'm not even trying to be mean just dunno why members like you tolerate this shit

>>146724746
Wonder if 2025 is the year Butters loses his virginity?

>>146724960
no but oliver may lose his

>>146724960
wonder who the lucky guy will be

Are Essendon supporters the most delusional / optimistic in football?

>>146725013
dodoro got pushed out the door what end of 2023? you really think you can reverse over a decade of damage in the space of one year?

>>146725013
There is zero "illegal matchfixing", you have never provided any evidence for your claims

bas3d jmac

>>146725086
you have two good players merret (who only just got good) and durham (who only just got good)

that's it everyone else is either cooked vanilla or shit

>>146725133
ridley (when healthy) and langford are objectively good, caldwell had a good year as well

>zac "ah me knee" reid is the savior the bummers have been looking for


little twink cunt will play 4 minutes and do a patella and out for the season again

>>146725149
that's the thing essendon's forward set up is completely fucked their full forward is a midfielder
you can't win a grand final with langford as your full forward

Who gives a cunting arseraping shitfuck about essenshit?

>>146725190
chinese bookies

>>146725173
langford is a fine forward who kicks 40+ goals a year, the issue a lot of teams have is a lack of genuine small forwards
it's also why geelong are often more successful than you'd think - they have miers, stengle and close who are all quality small forwards

flogford is a poor mans larkey and will be EXPOSED once again. essendope will finish 12th at best. anyone saying anything to the contrary is either a chinese bookmaker or asio.

>>146725227
the issue with saying this with certainty is the competition has never been more even (aside from shit coast and shitmond)
there was very little between 14th and 6th last year

>>146725215
>parish
decision-making and kicking are too questionable. elite clearance midfielder though
>ridley
the persistent quad injuries are not good. also, he's only truly elite as the third tall, he's a solid FB/CHB but not elite
>martin
elite wingman/half-forward, average half-back flanker. way too many errors by foot there, tries too much

>>146725209
ok buddy you obviously don't understand how football works stop replying to me now good luck with your tosn delusion lol

just chucked a cheeky pineapple on ashcroft to win the brownlow

>>146725263
what do you mean? I just said essendon don't have good small forwards and langford is good
both are objectively true

>>146725272
good bet

>>146725290
thats not levi

>>146725279
i told you to stop replying to me

>>146725256
yeah maybe not very little but 3 games is not much
14-9 and 11-12 is not a massive disparity
>>146725297
I agree mate

who the fuck is zac reid

>>146725308
i've learnt he plays for essendon but i don't think i've ever seen him play afl

>>146725308
brother of zac williams

>>146725308
he's the new ridler at my dosn
eternally inured
over hyped
gumbleton 21.0

>>146725308
200+cm key back who is a beautiful kick
he would be legit if he played but keeps breaking down

you just get the feeling she wasn't the recipient of the spread arsehole pictures

>>146725339
ridley is not overhyped at all

>>146725367
no but reid is
i understand your confusion tho i should have made my post clearer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>146725339
theres a lot of permacrock players in afl these days. something either wrong with the playing surfaces or incompetent doctors/physios.

>>146725358
i would rather be cory warner. better looking and not a poof.

this is the reality for essendon they aren't going to get anywhere with this list and but they stuck with these spuds for another 5 years and then they'll finally bottom out and go to the draft after that it will take another 5 years for them to be a contender
so that's what 2035? by then they'll be a minnow like norf fighting for survival with the afl trying to fold them or merge them with another minnow
all because of the incompetence they've shown in the past decade

CAP THIS POST

why did they give gold coast a team before tasmania

you know i'm arguing out of good faith you're the one being disingenuous and you just can't eat the humble pie i've been serving up

>>146725384
the list is not that bad, it's the organisation that's incompetent
brad scott as the coach was an awful decision
sydney made the grand final and their good players are heeney, grundy (eh), warner (eh), gulden, papley, their backs and most forwards are awful
there are no overly strong lists, for how many years was the footscray list praised and yet they were shit?

goldcoast has more people than the entire state of tasmania

nothing wrong with essendons list. its the coaching staff and board. all the big clubs are a shambles these days.

>>146725423
trvke

why does gws exist

>>146725417
the doggies incompetency was because they don't have the balls to fire bevo which is a boardroom admin incompetency
bane had objectively the best list in the afl in 2024 stars on every line and won the grand final
i am objectively smarter than you

basedingwood are the only decent team heading into 2025. real talk

why does emma freedman talk like such a bogan? what an annoying cunt voice she has. i guess money cant buy class.

pooingwood have old man pendles and sidebottom still in their side as their go to players it's over for them

why would they fire bevo? he just performed another masterclass and nearly won the comp from almost last. him and sam mitchell are level pegging for master coaches of the comp.

>>146725457
agree re. the bulldogs but they always tried to play too many mids
agree re bane, clearly most balanced list (key word: BALANCED - no weaknesses)

>>146725358
I'd send her pics of my bumb hole if she asked tbqhwy

>>146725473
class, culture, femininity are all foreign to australian foids

>>146725466
where can i buy tickets to your comedy gigs?

>>146725358
She’s cute

iggs are the real dark horse of the competition the pieces are falling in line by the end of 2025 we will have our swagger back

>>146725511
shut up fuckstain. collingwood will have at least 10 all australians this year. every other team is dogfuck.

>>146725537
put down the meth pipe, jordan.

>>146725537
literally not possible from that list. daicos will likely be, houston could be, but there is literally nobody else
a team of champions is not a champion team however, as long as your floor is high and your role players are solid

>>146725526
i know your small fickle little brain can't even comprehend a player improving over time and that you view joe through the red haze of rage as an tosn supporter

>rating joe daniher at all

top kek

>>146725555
you dumb fucking cunt. maynard, moore, quaynor, daicos, hill, cameron, daicos, de goey, crisp and perryman will all be AA.

>>146725574
see you lack the self awareness to even realise that your views of joe are biased simply by being an essendon supporter
this is what you cant comprehend

kek this cunt thinks it's 2018

>>146725605
wish it was tbhwy

>>146725358
reckon theyre talking about the footy?

>maynard, moore, quaynor, daicos, hill, cameron, daicos, de goey, crisp and perryman will all be AA.

de goey will more than likely be in NA, rather than AA.

>>146725586
>moore
weitering, andrews, wilkie ahead of him
>maynard, quaynor
possible, but quaynor regressed last year and looks a bit fat
>daicos x2
nick probably, josh depends where he plays (wing - maybe, halfback - no)
>hill
already at a disadvantage due to mids being picked as forwards, and there are smalls ahead of him
>cameron
not even close
>de goey
too fat and injured
>crisp
too old and gay
>perryman
not good enough

>>146725632
kek

he's not wrong tbqh, AA selection is a joke and done by a bunch of fuckhead nuffies that preference their team and whomever the media is dicksucking at the time. so cringeingwood getting sucked off and a bunch of worthless nods (like always) is a dece prediction.

>AA selection is a joke and done by a bunch of fuckhead nuffies that preference their team and whomever the media is dicksucking at the time


i wonder what kane cornes is up to

We are so fucking back!

>>146725671
yeah it's been a decent thread
all we need is some shitposting now

the idea you'd give fucking moore and weitering jackets is all the proof I need to laugh at any fuckhead seriously talking about AA in anything other than betting context

>>146725686
Sorry mate i don't like the beatles.

>>146725655
fucking this
weitering over andrews in 2024 was diabolical

>>146725685
weitering is legitimately good (but not at holding on to his life savings)

>>146725697
hope george was against this

>>146725439
to win premierships.

>>146725702
it should have been both of them, mcgovern as the third and luke ryan shouldn't have been picked

>>146725703
bruh not cool, it was a 'sophisticated' scam.

>>146725707
>>146725718
think he was in on it

western will have a big year and you'll all be apologising to bevvo

>>146725732
reckon he wasnt. the only two good beatles were assassinated. curious stuff.

meds

>>146725746
>tldr
jimmy was a follower of crowley
also crowley raped like 100 boys or some shit but worked for british intelligence

>footsgay "big year": scrape into the 8 from 15th and miss the prelim again

rinse and repeat


>>146725764
>tldr

you read it though

>>146725746
baron ahmed of rotheram the labour kiddy fucker?

dont make me tap the sign

>>146725773
i meant
>>146725746
>what is the point of trying to connect him to crowley though?
and i said >>146725764
the >tldr is saville was a follower of crowley

sorry for the confusion

>british intelligence

bit of an oxymoron

oh looky who is here now the no fun allowed rulesperg

>/afl/ most active in weeks
>tons of on-topic discussion
>rulesperg still ruins it
what a dickhead

>>146725821
xir literally edges to posts like this

i know rulesperg irl

rulesCUNT

>>146725856
hehe nice pic XD

>back jmac
>win money

its literally that simple

>>146725837
can you tell him to pull his head in

>>146725877
was just looking at that. why is mcevoys horse firming in tho.

>>146725837
ask him what's it like working for the police?

>>146725902
mug punters trying to find a pod

>>146725911
rulesnonce isnt joshie tho

LESGO OSIPENKGOD

>back jmac
>win money
>go brothel

like taking candy from a baby but the baby is a jew bookmaker

yeah mate im sure sportsbet are on their knees crying

Maybe I should join the police? Don't they get like 90k straight out of cadet's?

im on course making bets with actual bookies. tried putting a grand on osipenko but they wouldnt take my bet because ive already taken him to the cleaners thanks to jmac. jews mad.

>>146726030
asio is probably more your speed. you generally need a decent level of intelligence and fitness to be a cop. you strike me as someone that would be better suited to sitting on his big fat arse shitposting in honeypots all day trying to groom clueless retards.

yeah asio are always looking for terminally online neets

>>146726060
yeah but i don't want to lose my soul working for asio i'd rather just have a license to beat up ethnics

geez richo talks some shit

>>146726089
>not liking ethnics

so you dont actually watch afl then?

>betting on horses

yeah lets bet on the car and not lewis hamilton. this is why you are poor and ugly and i am handsome and wealthy.

stay mad, jew.

>watching afl
ngmi

>>146726108
i will grace your handegg thread with my holy presence and also with my old trip if you pay me first

>>146716385
thank you for the needful
very good morning

>>146726116
>asio have you working on a saturday

no rest for the wicked huh

im surprised your bookie isnt taking your bets cause betting on jockeys is the fastest way to go broke

>>146726133
no, you have to pay me irl with cash. you have to meet me at bell st maccas in 15 minutes or the deal is off. ill be the hyena, youll see.

>>146726060
>generally need a decent level of intelligence and fitness to be a cop
it's generally the opposite. the only blokes they hire with decent fitness are the ex-bouncer or woulld-be bouncer types who are dumb as. physical standards stopped mattering when plod's day started consisted mainly of sitting at roadworks and ticketing defecting P platers which you want the dumbest and weakest cunts for. fed police are even more retarded had a chortle when a family afp acquaintance was showing off his mail order flip wife one chrissie lunch then had roped the next after she DVO'd him and took all his money.

>>146726156
i'm already there cunt
picrel it's me and my bitch

>>146726191
>defecting P platers
what country are they defecting to?

eagle farm r7n4

>had a chortle at male suicide
kys yourself

>>146726255
meth mostly

>>146726259
prefer r7n6 as it better represents my lived experience

>>146726279
theres a horse named anally raped by dad and uncle?

greek does mean anal sex

rozehill r8n10

we have enough shit tips with RC
dont add to it mate

post your current top 8 for 2025

carlton
bane
port
melbourne
suns
hawks
adelaide
doggies

>>146726536
Good post.

>>146726536
crazy the only one i have in my 8 the same as you is brisbane

>>146726818
post your top 8

>banes will falll off ladder, put up a bet on that and forget about it
youse never get those right. Only I did

>>146726836
brisbane
fremantle
gws
sydney
st kilda
collingwood
essendon

>>146726866
>st kilda
>essendon
>fremantle
HOLY KEK ABSOLUTELY CHORTLING

>>146726855
daniher retired and hipGOD has just been allowed to train after going through surgery

i didnt make fun of yours mate
i also missed geelong in 8th

>>146726889
i posted mine in the hopes i could trick other people into posting theirs so i could make fun of them
>tldr
the whole aim was to make fun of (You)

jokes on you i only picked mine to be contrarian to try and rile you up

Dinner, drinks, and casino with 3 mates looms. (Shan't be gambling)

whateve banes will bounce back

>>146726963
>i was only pretending to be retarded
yeah sure kid
you got got and don't want admit it

i have chosen the Gold Coast as my team towards the end of last season. what am i in for? same as last year?

>>146727036
they are a soulless plastic club
choose again

ill talk to you if you are still here in july champ

>>146727045
st kilda?

>>146727036
way to chose a bunch of Fraudsters shows you know nothing about football lol

>>146727058
My sides. You must be trolling at this point.

st kilda WILL finish above the bombers this year

>>146727167
yeah 10th and bombers 11th lol

Collingwood clearly have the worst supporter base. The collingwood numpty we have here isn't even funny and he's more deluded than tosn supporters. Truly lives up to the collingwood stereotype.

>>146727180
spastic fuckhead loser

GOTTEM HAHAHAHAHHA

>>146727219
what kind of tattoos do you have?

fuck you faggot the pies are better then your pissant club

47 days until footo

>>146727255
ummm the abos literally play fremantle next month chud

any horse man in

whenever i occasionally venture onto bigfooty the worst supporters by far are richmond supporters

>>146727272
this, absolute retarded nuffies

i reckon per capita its north fans

Which team will lose to richmond this season?

>>146727288
coburg

>>146727288
nick daicos

>>146727288
dosn

Cat status? (and when does the season start?

fuck off cunt with your shit gimmick

>>146727422
I am a geelong lifelong you poofta so shut up or answer my questions

you are a disingenuous cunt fuck off
you show up and ask the same thing once a week with no real interest in discussing it further

>>146724078
hawks will crash and burn in 2025 inshallah

>>146727492
Pooftas always seeth

remember they are making a documentary about hawthorns pre season this year
going to be funny seeing all the words of wisdom when they are in the bottom 4

applied for kayo yet mate?
reminder you will not be seeing much footy on saturdays this year without it

>>146727457
weird thing to get mad at. mountain Jew anon is harmless

dont fucking tell me what i cant get mad at cunt or we will have a problem

three lines or less here thanks mate

the only time men should wear shorts are during sport or at the beach

>>146727684
god imagine the vigorous drunken tongue punching session thats occurring now

Is rc even a dr?

Watching the Lego movie, pretty kino

>>146727684
ya reckon they're talking about the footy?

>>146727846
of course not.

>>146727707
nice shades mate

>>146727883
y-you too

>>146727165
no. it's pretty kino when the literal who's come in and win out of nowhere and titmogg the rest of the league(experience from the patriots in NFL)

>>146727910
saints don't have a bradyesc player though

all american sports seem to hinge on one cunt carrying the whole lot
glad its not like that here

>>146727975
i hope they do though. st kilda it is? or is there another recommendation?

When did RC come back?
Also, RC IS BACK !!!

you dont reckon gil put something in the pipeline to get his saints a flag before he left?

if you're older than ten and wearing shorts outside sport, exercise or the beach you're a deadset loser fuckhead

theirs always one seppo blowie every pre-season talking this big game like he's gunna choose a team and follow the season and then disappears before the season even starts when he realises games are on at 3am

>>146728113
this but dosn coach

>>146728112
fuck up you poof fashion cunt

>>146727631
based rc, truly the thinking man's jordan peterson

>>146728036
no go saints mate most soulful club in the league

>>146728112
normies gunna normie

>unsuccessful =/= sovlfull
fred have been selling this lie since inception

>>146728148
were they at least catholic before the rodents they were?

my team is SOVLful
your team is SOVLless
simples

>>146728148
>>146728173
picrel

>>146728173
st kilda is full of jews mate
I recommend north melbourne as a team, they are soulfully shit, players are mostly likeable too

>>146728191
collingwood > richmond > melbourne > essendon > carlton
also obligatory
>tattoos

>>146728191
> big 4 and dees
fuck off mate

>>146728194
this pic norf they are based with club greats like Wayne Carey, David King and Glen Archer who all have storied lives after footy whilst reaching the highest pinnacle in footy twice in the 90's. Their coach is also a master coach who won 4 premierships at a previous club.

>>146728191
fucking rough it's like they all lost the light from behind their eyes sold their souls to the devil as a young adult

>>146728213
thats a subjective opinion

>>146728210
age before pet memberships boy

>>146728213
o.k. surely there must be a catholic team. who are they?

>>146728213
desu, anyone who is fun, really. and genuinely enjoys the game

>>146728213
RC I'm so excited you're back!

how can you think some priest has a greater connection with god than yourself and you have to defer to him on religious issues when nowhere in the bible does it talk about this even jesus says god is within you

actually go for saints mate you'd love it norf doesn't want you

it appears the all mighty micksperg can only larp as one person at a time

>>146728228
shut up, faggot, and answer my question.

>>146728233
see >>146728228
>actually go for saints mate you'd love it norf doesn't want you

>>146728233
geelong is another option worth considering
the best players, the two gary abletts, were devout christians (although the older one got a woman killed lol)
the team has soul for sure

imagine being a christschizo kek

>>146728241
lmao. that's hilarious. also, that's quite recent.
now which teams' fanbase has the most fun?

>>146728246
read john

>>146728254
Would you just fuck off you stupid fat cunt

we dont use that word here mate

Where have you been RC and why did you randomly return on a Friday afternoon in January?

i was told you guys say Barrack

>>146728254
iggs of course

>>146728270
Figure it out yourself you braindead cunt

>>146728270
I go for the kangas you should too we can norfies post all year mwahaha

this is just sebbo fucking us around you know?

>>146728287
Which club has the most intelligent supporters?

>>146728278
lmao. pretty based.

imagine being a 4chan posting christschizo kek

Subjectively and objectively the cazzie known as RC will leave before the end of the home and away season when it's a mathematical impossibility for tosn to make finals.

Figuratively iggs will make a prelim this year.

Are there coopers green bros in /afl/ too or just /cric/

>>146728330
wizard cup doesn't exist anymore mate

>>146728341
ofc coopers green is eternal. like /alf/

>>146728341
/afl/ is a brut general

/afl/ is a melbourne bitter general mate

>>146728354
my bubbles of choice.

>>146728359
>melbourne bitter
enough about the posters and where they are from

Yeah love a chandon

When did he return? I've been away and I come back to this? I am fucking fuming

its just mick mate

iggs are ukraine colours
doggies are zigger colours

think i might barrack for iggs in that match

I’m fucking sick of it all I just want footy back

we don't wont you mate

would give it all away for her

based and natpilled

https://imgur.com/t73xOtU

Nigga stole my bucket

india sucks

hawthorn sucks

hawthorn is filled with class traitor whypipo

>>146729652
Huh?

>>146729657
HAWTAWN FIRRED WIF CWASS TWATOR WHYPEEPO

I’m so drunk

ayo rc just got exposed
based mods

>>146729704
holy based

>>146729704
same

like him or hate him this has been the best /afl/ thread in some time and he definitely contributed

im bored
might move to australia

Rcs posts give me a guttural reaction it’s crazy

>>146729736
the tale of a threaderation

asseto corsa evo is here

Haha my driver is gaging deep haha

>>146728845
Based Nat CHAD

Leon Cameron, the coach of the Greater Western Sydney Giants had put together the perfect football team. But then his full forward got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury. Then his backup went down with a hamstring. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.

One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier booted an incoming grenade into a 4th story window from 55m, bam!

He kicked another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 40m away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect kick! Cameron said to himself, “I got to have this guy. He’s got the best leg I’ve ever seen!” He tracks him down and convinces him to come to GWS. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the kicks, and long story short, the Giants win the premiership. The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in AFL, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.

“Mother,” he yells over the phone, “We just won the premiership!”

“Don’t talk to me,” the woman says. “You abandoned us. You can’t be my son.” The young Iraqi begs, “Mom, you don’t understand! Our team won the biggest game here in Australia. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The Australian Prime Minister is going to call me!”

“I don’t care,” his mother snaps. “Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped.”

Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Sydney.

fewer

You reported RC again didn't you? You fucking arsehole

paneer masala should have masala and chillies, not turmeric

untrue

writer should chillax, look around, have enough reference to figure out wherther the writing is shitty or good, have basic sense of it then publish it

otherwise, hes just tornishing his first impression

how much a whore cost in australia

ip is range banned on /lit/

>>>/lit/

some one create a thread asking

sub: for people reading books over 5 years

how has reading shaped your life, your thinking, your approach, your problem solving, your understanding and you; as a person

// genuinly curious

45 days until footo

non-autosaged again edition
>>146737428
>>146737428
>>146737428