WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL
(x2)

>>125218701
based

Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):

>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this

First for noname youtube channels at 3am.

>>125218708
Mustarddong and Rage Comics are hellaciously cringe

>>125218438
pretty good, kinda underrated

Strong woman

>>125218737
who is that, striborg?

>>125218737
Striborg is non binary, apparently.

>>125218730
Leviathan is a good album but yeah pretty much anything else I've heard from Mastodon is a pass from me.

>>125218739
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxlTuVT_cSg

>>125218743
I dunno I felt like that track peaks the album so hard that the rest of the album kinda passes me by. Not bad but not great for me.

>>125218737
Mean to me

>>125218720
Post em

>>125219082
You sound filtered

>>125219105
It's 2025, bigot.

>>125219082
Hell yeah raping angels is based and singing songs about it further debases them

>>125219132
>looks in the general direction of America
LET THE BIGOTRY BEGIN!

>>125219188
But of course! They don't have national socialism like we do, right here, in the greatest nation in the world, etc. etc.
It's unrelated to current politics, but it lines up nicely. I'm going north for a month, boys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTeT9x_EHNU

BLASTS

>>125219230
Deathmelo is the peak of metal (not to be confused with Melodeath)

>>125219230
Pajeetcorpse

i have used ChatGPT to write reviews for albums on metal archives that i feel have an unfair low score lmao

>>125219230
name a worse guitar tone than picrel (great album btw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr4UMXuMYB0

>>125219480
What's the process to get a review accepted? I might write one.

>>125219480
but for what purpose

>>125219493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrECR8daZPg>>125219493

>>125219506
Probably same reason I share flac files with secretly-adjusted EQ and short bursts of quiet noise on slsk.

>>125219496
I dont know what the process is from an admin point of view, but as a user just sign up, go to your album and write a review. As long as its not track by track or really low quality itll get accepted
>>125219506
To increase the score of albums I feel should be higher

>>125219493
>name a worse guitar tone
Pestilence - Spheres

>>125219529
>just sign up, go to your album and write a review
Damn, I'll do this.

>>125219529
>As long as its not track by track
Why?
Plus I'm pretty sure I've seen a few reviews like that

>>125219556
It's one of their rules.

>>125219534
but the newest album has a worse tone even than that

>>125219574
lmao how did I forget that one
I literally memoryholed it

>>125219574
dios mio...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvrlOzuLpxc

>>125219580
>>125219588
noooooooooo u dont geddit its supposed to sound raaaaaaaw

Love Acid Bath
Love Dystopia
Love Weedeater
Love High on Fire
Love Soilent Green

'ate Crowbar
'are Eyehategod
'ate Mastodon
'ate DOWN
'ate Grief

Simple as

>>125219690
Never heard of any of those bands.

>>125219690
you are listening to sludge wrong, congrats

>>125218737
that's literally any black faggot without the white make up their faces

>>125219772
>t.ranny projecting
Nothing new.

>>125219794
>you're a tranny because you don't use make up!!
lol

>>125219817
Yet another tranny projection? Still nothing new.

What kind of neuronal impairment is responsible for listening to “sludge”?

The only sludge metal I've listened to is Melvins and Neurosis.
I have yet to hear a good sludge metal album.

Only power metal is true.

>>125219817
hope that make up helps you with your body dysmorphia :)

discuss

>>125219925
Diapershit is hated here.

>>125219925
nu metal did more for metal than diapershit ever did

rate my 30 minute song
>>125220200

>>125220345
>cringefrog image
Nah

>>125220345
no

>>125220345
Better than H****r

>>125220430
Who’s that

>>125220544
a walking punchline

>>125220544
Hitler

Why is Death Metal in general the only genre that doesnt allow fat people in their bands/listeners? Unlike black, speed, thrash...

>>125218776
I like these Autists

https://youtu.be/OoXkLZLLvHc?si=Upc3O3EIR_lm1JwH

https://youtu.be/cx1RyfXmXy0

https://youtu.be/KuP0Xt8JjFc?si=QN_Dc5dXvLtT7H8X

>>125219082
Thankfully The Sound of Perseverance (GOAT) is nothing like the obnoxious greentext you just posted

metal?

>>125220630
Death Metal is easily the fattest genre along with Doom

>>125220630
>Why is Death Metal in general the only genre that doesnt allow fat pe-
You were saying?

>>125219230
new album when

>>125220677
more like frozen yogurt

>>125220630
umm

Anything goog come out this year yet?

>>125220725
A lot goog

>>125220725
I'll let you know when the RYM charts update in a few minutes.

For me it’s goog metal, the patrician’s choice

>>125220725
Update: Nope, nothing goog.

>>125220722
>>125220677
Those arent real Death Metal bands.
>Tolkien reference
mmmm cringe

>>125220811
Cope level: Maximum

>>125220708
Lol

>>125220630
Que?

>>125220630
this got the bmpiggies oinking kek

The meme about metal being just noise is true for deathcore. All songs sound the same and in the rare event that there’s an actual riff in the song, you can barely hear it cause you can only hear the lows in the mix.
What’s the appeal of this subgenre? It seems to be immensely popular on the internet.

>>125219493
Asgardsrei. Filtered me for 15 years now.

>>125220886
Post another deathcore song that sounds like this then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgdQKDeLhfo

>>125220630
cannibal corpse

>all the band have short hair, no beards, wear blue jeans and plain t-shirts
not listening

>>125220661
is this true guys ?

WHAT THE DEAD MEN SAY
ITS JUST BETWEEN US
WHAT THE DEAD MEN SAY
YOU CAN’T LET GO

I need more googcore

>>125220984
The video might be real but it doesn't actually show anything so idk

Meanwhile they (still!) never solved the 1977 radio broadcast interruption

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d5rMk4ZlP5o&pp=ygUMdnJpbGxvbiAxOTc3

>>125220960
If you care about what the men playing your music look like, might as well listen to boy bands then

Deafheaven is doing their Black Thrash album now

>>125221247
The real question is will they ever solve Riedl's missing hair

>>125221337
I'd be surprised if they ever went back to being heavy after Infinite Granite

>>125220886
I've seen far too many short videos of "metal" "content creators" soijaking over the worst deathcore slop imaginable

ok lets get this five-piece done

metal needs to become rebellious against conservative mumbo jumbo again more than ever

>>125221337
Yeah, I'm thinking Holy shit.

>>125219082
t. never listened to it

>>125221417
Agreed. Fuck racism, and fuck nazis.

>>125219936
>>125219979
>newfags don't know the difference between nwoahm and nwobhm
holy fucking cringe

>>125221454
The twin towers represent ancient lead-poisoned grandpa boomer diapershit (NWOBHM) while the heroic freedom fighters represent trve testosterone-driven masculine metal (NWOAHM)

>>125220630
>>125220677
>>125220722
>>125220858
Death Metal "fashion"/image
T-shirts/tank tops of other death metal bands, jeans, maybe leather jackets, somewhat casual and oriented around being comfortable

>>125218737
>>125220881
Black Metal "fashion"/image
Ridiculous face makeup and spikes, tryhard and oriented around trying to look scary


Yeah I'm thinking Death Metal wins this, just wearing what's comfortable always will beat out trying to shock people with your image. Black Metal really is just imitating KISS's "shock rock" factor

>>125220886
idk listen to Nadir by Black Tongue that's one of the few worthwhile deathcore records front to back

>>125221454
Both SUCK

>>125220321
yur puttin toxic waste in the river...!

>>125221531
Good

>>125221563
I'm thinking... based

>>125221337
why are hipsters constantly trying to win over normal metalheads

they will be fags forever

>>125221506
Musically though death metal is worse so checkmate

>>125221563
this isn't D&D nerd

>>125221566
I remember looking at property (cheapest livable mobile homes on an acre) in appalachia and coming across a story of this polluted water.

late 80s macguyver-tier pop-environmentalism is the best

>>125221579
nah DM sounds better too

>>125221583
Best at being shit maybe, yeah

>>125221531
YOU DUMP IT RIGHT HERE INTO THE STREETS OF OUR CITY

>>125221589
Good joke

>>125221602
Checkmate, deathheads

Wow, this looks cool

>>125221596
It's endearing and it reminds me of elementary school.

Back when the world shined.

>>125221659
Hat

>>125221683
no hat

>>125221699
No puppet?

>>125221602
never said by popularity contest, said by one trying to just wear what's comfortable, the other tryharding to be edgier
>>125221607
More technical, more proficient, has melody in some cases

>>125221708
>More technical, more proficient
So like Blood Incantation and Jute Gyte? Yeah we love that shit here

That adramelch rec posted earlier is fuckin ace.

>>125221722
Maybe Blood Incantation but Jude Troone is hated here.

>>125221741
Correct

>>125221741
I think they're both shit and that atmoblack is better both in melody and sound

>>125221741
Indeed.

>>125219925
Lamb of God was far worse than Korn and Slipknot

>>125221722
>Jute Gyte
not death metal

>>125221770
also not metal

>>125221305
You might be talking to someone else, anon
I’m incapable of caring about what other men wear

Death metal is inherently shit

>>125221815
Elroy Musty is peak cringe

>>125221841
He's autistic, be nice

>>125221815
Richfag ivy league trust fund kids are hated here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAsoImIQahg

>>125221862
We hate autistic people here and wish them harm.

>>125221900
Correct.

Metal for this feel?

alcoholic core besides tankard?

>>125221919
Satanic Warmaster, Avantasia, Edguy

>>125221919
Opeth

>>125221900
Self-hating autists are the worst. No we don't

>>125221926
Municipal Waste
I think I don't listen to thrash except for Slayer, Possessed, and Demolition Hammer

>>125221982
I'd say don't reproduce, but that's not happening anyway.

Morbid Angel

https://youtu.be/CGj69SRwKuE?si=7thIg_tImDte24GA
holy shit

Morbid Angle

>>125221926
Later era Darkthrone

>>125218718
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>125222025
old news

>>125219082
Let me guess, A death fan fucked your girl. This post is full of butthurt for sure

>>125222022
HEIL

>>125219860
Brain fried on estrogen

>>125219865
Lmao

>>125219860
Type 2 bipolar

>>125221996
Transgender women commonly have autism, correct

>>125220886
All core is just noise.
>MY MOM WONT LET ME GO OUT
>Breakdown
>FUCK YOU TOO DAD *voice cracks*
>Breakdown
>Breakdown
>Breakdown

>>125222238
Your micro penis couldn't rape an ant bitch

>>125222273
Metal as fuck. We love that shit here.

>>125221589
>>125221708
Death shital has no harmony and has bare minimum melody, black metal has objectively better songwriting and does both of those things better.
Black >

metalcore is winning

Knocked Loose AOTY

>>125222222
Let me guess

>>125222330
Based Sakura

>>125222322
everyone is saying this

>>125222344
Technical metalcore rules

>>125222294
BM has no harmony or melody, all it has is "atmosphere" and hissy cassette tape production

>>125222357
Earlet retard detected

>>125222357
many have been saying this

I'm gonna be the next David Lynch (aka dead)

>>125222368
Go ahead, give me your best example of black metal that shows all of it's musical merits.
and caveat, I don't give a shit about lyrical content or message, just sound.

I'm gonna be the next Louis Cachet (aka gay and have AIDS)

>>125222387
Easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BjeAqbZF3w

>>125221189
>>125221189
Certified googkino

>>125222357
I can easily prove you wrong, take 5 most famous black metal albums and compare them to death metal, and let us make a short & sweet harmonic analysis. Pick em.

If you pick meloshit for all 10 DM albums you're being disingenuous, so be fair.

Serenity in Murder is the band that will lead metal back into it’s former glory

today reassured me that I hate chuds more than anything. Metal for this?

>>125222447
Bolt Thrower

>>125222447
>I hate chuds more than anything.
Why?

>>125222447
not metal but Aus-Rotten

>>125222428
Such a waste of a good Slayer songtitle

>>125222409
the fact that Melodeath even exists kind of shows that this is so unfair that you have to impose rules of "none of the stuff that emphasizes harmony and melody" in order to make death metal fans fight with their hands tied behind their back.
and I already know, if I suggested anything remotely prog you'd claim that was disingenuous as well
so why bother.

>>125222492
Prog death fucking sucks so thanks for not posting any

>>125222457
because they affirmed there's only 2 genders
and xe claims to be nonbinary transfemqueer

>>125222503
>the senile billionaire said it so it’s true!!
chuds are fucking sheep

>>125222492
I mean, out of 5 or 10 albums, no more than 1 should be prog ideally, because then it all become ambiguous. There's also prog black metal but we're not talking about that. But of course you're a mega tourist and never listened to any black metal, let alone prog black metal.

>>125222502
prog death has more melody and harmony than anything black metal, whether you like it or dislike it, it has harmony and melody.
in fact enough so that many death metal fans don't want to acknowledge it as death metal because it doesn't sound like OSDM
The way I see it, Death Metal has evolved and branched out in so many ways it has virtually everything anymore.

>>125222533
Still sounds like shit. Next!

>>125222529
I've listened to a few bands namely Burzum and Bathory, wasn't impressed.

>>125222533
>prog death has more melody and harmony than anything black metal,
Absolutely not. Again, we were comparing basic, fundamental, pure black and death. What's funny is that even with prog death, it's barely comparable becauese black metal is inherently melodic. Prog black metal is also more diverse and has both sophisticated atonal and tonal varieties.
>>125222558
LOL.
A very first black metal band (Burzum) and a thrash metal band larping as black (Bathory). Probably not even the good Burzum album. Mega-giga tourism beyond comrpehension.

black metal is boring

>>125222397
not liking it, no dynamics, it's just the same thing with sporadic awful vocals all the way through, no technicality, nothing musically interesting.

>>125222357
>BM has no harmony or melody
You must be listening to atmoshit from the US.

>>125222618
it's like you're trying to restrict me to Morbid Angel

>>125222625
If your brain is rotted from technical dissoslop maybe yeah

WHATCHA BLASTIN?

Burzdumb

>peek in
>talking about varg/dissorreah/bowel movement
ever time

Here, the entire song is guitar harmonies, and it's not melodeath or even prog, and it's one of my favorite DM tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVji2A3wW9w

>>125222749
Sounds hella gay you stupid egyptian diaper mummy

>>125219230
soihours

>>125222717
Godflesh dubs

>>125222722
>correct xD
>we love thing here xD
>varg xD
>disso xD
thats literally all this general is, its a genuinely shit general, pity cos theres nowhere really to talk about metal

will the sun rise
tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VMYh7QJ4Ug

>>125222795
All great memes, good post howeverthoughbeit

>>125222795
You can get metal discussion as long as you talk about one of the maybe 5 albums that are memes or lapped up unconditionally by tastelet schizos.

>>125222795
all beloved here

>>125222618
also what is the 'good' Burzum album, the one I see parroted around is Filosofem and yeah, not impressed

>>125222795
welcome to the snake pit

>>125222874
His most popular albums are Filo or Hvis.
The kvltfags will shill the s/t or Det Som way more.

do you guys wanna hear this curious little tidbit i learned about gojira when i met joe duplsnter at a atlantic city benihana

>>125222887
I mean the thing is.. like even starting listening to Filosofem now, it just drones on, there's no changes it might as well be EDM, but I guess that's the "atmosphere"

>>125222893
no because you've said it many times before and it's not even interesting or really obscure knowledge

>>125222874
>>125222898
Just listen to Emperor, first 3 albums, don't skip a song.

And next time just ask nicely "how do I get into X genre".

>>125222874
I ain't giving you the goods.

>>125222912
I'm not trying to get into BM
I'm trying to see if it has any merit at all, because as I see it it's mostly about having a shocking image/message and not musically interesting

>>125222874
The newer the better. Unironically

>>125222932
You will never find out if you won't try, retard.

>>125222932
#4 on RYM, check it out

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmlhq5rtFXw

>>125222932
the shocking image/ message is part of the appeal

you guys wanna see my bm

>>125222932
>Because as I see it it's mostly about having a shocking image/message and not musically interesting

This, but for 90% of metal music
Lmao

>>125223002
thats a cartoon not an actual picture of a guy that just blew his head off

>>125222969
Yeah sure, come on over darling

>>125222968
and that is meaningless to me.
I want music to be music
like I don't get into metal because of any religious conflict or culture war, I like metal because it CAN take what a musician is capable of doing with their instrument to extremes, and can sound good
BM's more simple song structures in things I have heard like Burzum are just uninspiring and make it hard for me to believe they're considered so influential to the genre and for someone who's not "into" BM, they are like the band someone will think of when they hear the genre "Black Metal"

>>125223016
So one is cringe edgy and the other is cvlt

>>125223002
I mean Heavy Metal was initially thought of to try to make a "horror movie" genre of music, and being that I also like horror movies I can kind of go along with that, but it needs to sound good too, I virtually never look up lyrics much less try to pick them out by ear.

>>125222322
IPOTY

>>125223024
>cvlt
kvlt*
(prounounced "kavult")

>>125222447
Lead in your mouth.

>>125222646
Low IQ take but no worries, we're used to those here

>>125223040
>(prounounced "kavult")
kek
this fellow devil gets it

Fuck yes.

I'm sick of this newfag.
Post negru classics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBjtZYE5lQI

>>125223023
Unfortunateky for you, and fortunately for us, Burzum doesn't represent entirety of black metal.
Also, nothing wrong with having some aesthetic appeal, musically black metal mogs everything else in the genre either way.

Filosofem is overrated but if you can't enjoy it I genuinely feel bad for you lol

why wont you look me in the eyes when we make love

>>125223117
for real Filo is almost too easy to enjoy

Remember when Kanye/Gucci Mane sampled Burzum in the song "Pussy Print?" Remember when Kanye wore a Burzum shirt? Landmark moments in BM history.

One time i was listening to filosofem and an oderous fart smell began imminating from the speakers
must be some of that bm black magic

>>125223117
>has a literal 20 minute track of the same synthesizer sequence on repeat
I've heard ambient music more interesting than this
I think I have heard MUZAK more interesting than this.

filo hate is unfounded

filosofem is the master of puppets of black metal
a good album but way too overexposed

>>125223255
>>125223220
I can't find anything good about it
it's intentionally lo fi just to be lo fi, and it's filled with repetition

>>125223255
i can agree with that

>>125223264
det som is more better anyways

>>125223264
retard take

>>125223276
album art is pretty cool

batlord rools

>>125223126
Because you're trans and that's not love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBg0RCRVeY4

New Drudkh finally dropped

>>125223255
>>125223276
Correct.

>>125223385
Metal in a nutshell

burzum ist kreig

Who started the "holy shit" meme anyways? Oh right, I did. You're welcome

Alright guys c'mon, enough of the stale jokes. Let's get some content going

>>125223477
I'd rather blogpost but mods will ban.

Varg is gay and has AIDS

>>125223455
He's finally dead? How'd he die

>>125218689
Classy merch.

https://youtu.be/IxuEtL7gxoM

>>125223562
uniquely german

>>125223459
There’s the simp. Say something nice about him.

>>125223574
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct. Does this make you mad

>>125223604
as long as you're beating them, that's fine

>>125223562
Expected from a Stein

Communism is more evil than fascism and thus a more fitting topic for black metal. While fascism is transparently evil to most, communism purports to serve the good. This introduces an element of lies and propaganda to the mix, enabling an intensification of evil.

>>125223023
>I want music to be music
This is such a worthless pussy-ass stance that only a leftist would take.

It doesn't get more evil than tankie metal.

>>125223703
Holy shit, you're right.

>>125223750
No wonder leftists make such good music while rightoids have to have Kid Rock at their presidential inauguration LMAO

>>125223779
Metal was created by working-class Christians who hated hippies.
Nice try though, trannyfag.
Now back to your containment board: >>>/lgbt/

>>125223779
>James Hetfield
>Tom Araya
>Dave Mustaine
The Big 3 of Thrash vocalists are all right-wing.

/pol/turd woke up it seems

>>125223750
nah it's leftists that want everything to be about politics and message.
Leftists want to put political messages in movies, TV, and Video Games

does anyone else just like non-political metal?

>>125223856
All trash metal bands, point proven

>>125223896
The only political metal I listen to is extremely racist NSBM and anti Reagan hardcore from the 80s.

>>125223864
Everything has a meaning or some sort of story to it. Doesn't mean you have to like it. Don't like racist or pro-European messages? It is not for you. Go away.
I don't support or endorse leftists in Metal because their current contributions are erosive to it in every way and seek to turn it into weimar garbage like everything else they've touched.

>>125223918
>extremely racist NSBM
Based.
>anti Reagan hardcore from the 80s
Gay.

>>125223923
You are the most cringe poster here and that's really saying something. Every single post gives me second hand embarrassment.

>>125223932
We hate Reagan here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c39CNrtZUAI

>>125223950
Don't listen to this guy, I think all the posts are ultra based

>>125223932
dont be a reagan simp

>>125223959
We hate Bland Shartian's soggy diaper tunes here.

>>125223959
<3 Reagan
<3 Thatch
Simpul as

https://youtu.be/EEmIIl96zk0?si=MXYyMO10YiwgmPLR

>>125223923
I want music to sound good to listen to
I want movies and TV to be entertaining
I want video games to be fun and challenging.

simple as

>>125224003
Wow, so brave

https://voca.ro/1jR4N4kruOPG

Listening to ambient.

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

https://voca.ro/1iWAHf3zHasX

>>125224061
you might enjoy Burzum Filosofem

>>125224061
Ultra based

I love Mastodon