>>208094237
My ten year old daughter has diarrhea and it's so bad she's got a rash on her... you know.

Advice please?

first for the ultimate giallo

Pitch a new Creature From the Black Lagoon movie NOT made by Blumhouse

>>208094293
Ask the resident christcuck, I'm sure he has plenty of experience with kids.

>>208094716
MAKE IT A METAPHOR FOR TRAUMA

Dude... what if Dracula smoked weed huhuhuhuhuh

This is how YT enjoys his /hor/ kinos when Tyrone comes over

>>208094237
Get her to have a bath then on with some high quality lingerie.

>>208094704
My problem is not the hero or villain being black or white but how DEI and many other bullshit made plot twists predictable. The ending of Exorcist: Believer is not well written at all but it wants to shock you with a "twist" you can see it coming from miles away. Also I don't like the final message, the devil basically won hard in that movie.

>>208094237
frankenstein /scifi/ not /hor/

>>208094891
dracula /hor/ yes

>>208094962
kek the real life X experience

>>208094962
That’s the guy from hot ones?

>>208094962
Based. Imagine putting X on in that shed and your wife is upstairs and Tyrone comes over. That was how the movie was meant to be enjoyed

>>208095029
not /hor/ dumbass

>>208095006
Embarrassing post

>>208095041
lmfao yeah I always thought he did look like a cuck. He has the cuck phenotype. >>208095069
Literally the most popular horror movie of that year

>>208095069
It’s /hor/
But for some it’s fantasy…

>>208095093
>look like a cuck
>like a

Didn’t he date a pornstar a couple years back? Lmao

>>208095187
>200x252
Sort your life out

>>208095207
Lmfao oh yeah. See? There really is a cuck beta phenotype.

>>208095207
>>208095301
You really can look at a guys face and tell if he is a simp, cuck or a beta. Modern males have weak faces. If you look at pics of men over 100 years ago, the faces didn’t look so weak and pathetic.

Yjk the faces of those who enjoyed Nosferatu has beta cuck simp phenotype.

>>208095333
I have kind of a weak jaw but I don't think I'm a cuck. One of my friends who tried to ruin my marriage told me I was because my wife was with a black guy before me because he thinks black dicks are bigger. Jokes on him though because the guy also fucked my sister, and both her and my wife confirmed my dick is bigger than his.

i can't imagine audiences' reaction to the exorcist when it was first released. their heads mustve spun

>>208095293
Kek

>>208095403
lol me and you both, brother. I am quite a man myself. I have a beard and drink beer and shoot guns. My wife says my cock tastes just as good as a blacks if not better. Sometimes when I bang my wife, she says she pretends I am a black person.
Regarding cuck phenotype, it is a thing. Sometimes it’s very obvious but i see it a lot these days in people under 30. People with thin faces and narrow frames look like cucks especially.

>>208095452
i can't imagine audiences' reaction X when it was first released. their heads mustve spun

sexy aliens

>>208095293
quality post

>>208094983
Isn't he the antihero though??

>>208094716
Let a woman direct it

>>208095403
Just be glad your wife still prefers men. Mine has different kind of preference and I don’t like going at her after “he” does.

>>208095625
After I learned she died just 5 years after this movie was released in a car crash it sorta killed my chub a bit

>>208095642
kinda
he was betrayed by 2 of the main characters dads when he refused to sell crack in the hood

If you enjoy the following, you are a cuck.
>Gremlins
>Midsommar
>Nosferatu
>Raw
>Titane
>Swallow

>>208095674
First three are good

The VVitch is mid.

>>208095803
Yeah but mid girls showing a little itsy bit of skin and being cute are my kryptonite, specially if everyone dies in the end.

>>208095803
It's better than Nosferatu. Its also better than The Northman. The Lighthouse is better than all three

>>208096095
> Yeah but mid girls showing a little itsy bit of skin and being cute are my kryptonite, specially if everyone dies in the end.
people have different standards. the less attractive you are, the more women you find as hot and will over inflate their attractiveness. hotter people have higher standards because they use themselves as the baseline. you already outed yourself as not that good looking. don’t delude yourself now with studies lol your shit is warped

>>208096119
Ah but you see, good looking people don't look down on their peers since they have high self-steem, they wish their best upon others, while you lurk on lowest general in this board finding people to bash, thus outing yourself as uglier than me, not only physically but also spiritually. Checkmate faggot.

>>208096119
>>208096324
Whoever loses this argument has to shave his scrotum with a cheap razor and no shaving cream, then upload pictures

>>208096324
They don’t look down but if and when they sit down and think about things, they realize just how low the standard of most people are.

>>208096372
I'm not a part of the argument but I'll do that if you all collectively call me a faggot and/or retard

>>208095803
It was but I liked the movie for its atmosphere, unfulfilled but promising potential and the goat

How does Midsommar compare?
I thought Hereditary was pretty good

>>208096504
It's okay. Both are okay

>>208096434
Il call you a cuck simp beta male dork

>>208096504
peggy from mad men x benjamin button crossover

>>208096504
I liked it a lot

>>208096504
Omg she’s so pretty

>>208096504
I’m a simp for actresses that look like this. So beautiful

>>208096683
Yeah she’s quite the looker. . I’m ditching Harper for her.

>>208096630
>>208096683
Let's be real, everyone in /hor/ has done worse

>>208096504
Cute, would cuddle.

>>208096725
What do you mean? She is a literal 10/10.

>>208096751
>She is a literal 10/10
heh yeah, a 10/10 OUT OF A HUNDRED

>>208096751
You're not wrong

>>208096722
Guess you’re not waking up to this anymore then…

>>208096730
>>208096725
>>208096802
She's gay

>>208096845
>She's gay
Still no match for my male gaze

>>208096845
lesbians are /hor/core

>>208096845
Why didn’t you reply to these? >>208096630
>>208096683
>>208096722

>>208096372
I do this all the time regardless

>>208096845
I can fix her

Is this the horror thread?
I recently saw X. I did not enjoy it.

>>208097037
Watch it again with your wife

>>208097037
Saw X is great thoughalbeitever

>>208097061
I did watch it with my wife

>>208097037
Pearl is actually decent but I might be biased because it reminded me of one of my favorite episodes of Tales From The Crypt starting Patricia Arquette

>>208097037
It's the weakest movie in the trilogy

>>208097105
Did she enjoy it?

>>208095674
Sounds like a you problem

>>208097133
She thought it was boring

>>208097164
Sounds like you think this is Reddit

>>208097170
She enjoyed it, trust me. All wives enjoy it.

>>208097205
Hit a nerve, uh? Cuck

>>208096725
I could have sworn her bio on IMDB said she was into anime and manga and it listed her favorites.

vocaroo.com/110EuQiTASwU

>>208097328
She into /cuck and /horror

>>208097339
>keep replying I won’t see it
kek I caught even myself off guard with that last bit

>>208097369
kill yourself fetish faggot

Just watched Wounds
>Literal HE'S STILL GOT IT
>2019 flick
>Dude's playing Bulletstorm from 2011
I also realized the director worked on Under the Shadow and I Came By. At least those are gems.

>>208097850
Am I not allowed to play games that came out 8 years ago?

>>208097850
Based, Bulletstorm is a fun game

>>208094293
Wash often. Medicate with a gel to keep the area moist, but clean.

>>208094734
Not as much as a rabbi. They even have tunnels and mattresses set up for them.

>>208097878
The only game I've played that came out in the past 8 years is Elden Ring.

>>208094293
Tell her to stop being retarded and not wipe back to front. It may not be what the girlbosses in Disney Marvel shows do, but if she doesn't know any better only you are to blame.

>>208094706
The funny thing is I actually do believe Vincent Price would be an expert on motels, stews, wines and everything else he hawked.

>>208097945
This is what she looks like btw

Medieval Knight film incoming. I feel like it was discussed that this should be a thing a while ago. Low budget but could look worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHlXDqo7VsU

Zoomer slasher comedy as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTmzw6zG4ww

the true horror is watching modern low budget horror movies and seeing the absolutely bogged faces of the literallywho women, at least back then they used to be hot

>>208098005
yummy

Are you guys really my friends?

My mother doesn't seem to think so.
Let's prove her wrong, lads.

Reminder that if you think modern movies suck you could direct one with an iphone right now and remedy that. This one was:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lKld7nH_6o

>>208099134
any fan of halloween is a friend of mine

>>208099134
Watch Friday 13th with her

>>208099134
>281 days until Halloween
You are my fren

>>208099134
You don't get to bring friends.

The second half went kind of aimless after a good first half, but overall enjoyable.
Same director who made Gremlins, The Howling, and Small Soldiers. Roger Corman produced. Tits and bush within the first few minutes.
Generally entertaining.

Also, other movies where one of the character drinks heavily for most of the runtime? The only other ones that come to mind right now are McDermott in Day of the Dead and MacReady in The Thing

>>208100435
you'll have to watch the sequel and see how James Cameron did.

>>208096504
Is this one of those pics from that anon's "scary Bilbo porn" folder?

deep red 1975 ful movie

I've been reading Dracula. Are there any adaptations, or otherwise original movies inspired by it, that focus more on the Van Helsing/Dr. Seward/Lucy stuff?

She was actually surprisingly great in this.

>>208094237
Aside from the movies themselves, do you guys own any other /hor/ merchandise (posters, clocks, action figures, etc)?

>>208095674
You used to obsess over Swallow.

>>208097037
I recently Saw X. Next I'm gonna See No Evil.

>>208101433
Van Helsing (2004) is cheesy 2000s action horror kino starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale

>>208102013
Not really what I'm looking for. When I said "the Van Helsing/Dr. Seward/Lucy stuff" I meant all of them together, those character dynamics and that entire plot thread. Like, imagine Ginger Snaps but it's a couple instead of siblings, and also Doc Brown is there.

>tfw timing my laundry with Argento movies
Bliss

more short kinos like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI9fKfX5V68

>>208102163
Try to have a look here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Seward

>>208103800
hollywood's second hottest lesbian

>wake up, open /hor/
>more NPM slandering Jess
Like clockwork. It’s always bizarre to see the resident spammer repost pics I first posted here ages ago (at least Kolofag does it halfway tastefully)

>>208091182
>>208091757
BASED

>>208092974
It’s just NPM as usual. The iPhone filenames give it away every time.

>>208093748
>I’m gonna get plastic surgery because I don’t wanna look old
Holy shit, NPM is literally an 18 year old girl. What a effeminate pussy. No one else here cares this much about how other men and women look. Guaranteed this jeet troons out in the next 3-5 years because he won’t be able to handle aging like a man.

>>208104140
It's insane how girly he is: celebrity gossipping, catty hate of women, fixated on his own and everyone else's looks, wants plastic surgery, wants movies to have more handsome male actors. Yet he is completely blind to his own girliness and homosexuality and larps that he is some straight super alpha male while he couldn't be a further from one. Hell he acts more like a woman than most women.

Vincentbump

>‘The Coomstance’ Scores 5 Oscar Nominations, Including Best Picture
>The body horror feature also scored a best actress nom for Demi Moore, and noms for director, screenplay, and makeup and hairstyling.
>The Silence of the Lambs (1991) is the only horror film to win Best Picture. Six others have been nominated for Best Picture: The Exorcist (1973), Jaws (1975), The Sixth Sense (1999), Black Swan (2010), Get Out (2017) and The Substance (2024).
Cannot stop winning

>>208106700
>Did you know women get less attractive with age?
>best picture
What a joke.

>>208106760
Any film can be broken down to a simple sentence really. That doesn’t negate all the other great qualities about it that makes it worthy of being nominated for best picture

/hor/ - Girls are Yucky General

>>208106804
>all the other great qualities about it
such as?

>>208106760
It's called execution, chuddy

>>208106915
Just because they're not as hot as a 20 year old doesn't mean hags deserve execution you misogynist

kino jap horror anthology

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TY95n7z-k28

>>208106895
Boobs, asses, gore, dennis quaid eating shrimps

>>208106869
We all like girls, there's only one brown homo that doesn't.

>>208094734
>>208094875
>>208094882
>the resident pedophiles go after the Christian
pottery

>>208106895
They hired gaffers so viewers can actually see what's going on in the movie.

>Get Out

Anyway is Deliverance actually a horror movie? It's not, right?

>>208108081
>Anyway is Deliverance actually a horror movie? It's not, right?
You ever been out in the sticks, bro? Shit is horrifying.

>>208108081
Yeah Deliverance a horror movie. Rituals a horror too

>>208108081
Deliverance and Silence of the Lambs are copes by horror fans to increase their Best Picture nomination count because they don't have very many

>>208108081
It's like Wrong Turn but less supernatural and less killing

>>208108081
It hits most of the same plot points and tropes as TCM so it's hard to argue it's not, you're left with
>the hillbilly didn't wear a mask!

/hor/ set in a storm? we've a red warning coming in

>>208100435
Poltergeist II: The Other Side? I don't remember if it's all through it but the dad's decent into alcoholism to cope is a significant plot point.

>>208100435
The plot of Grabber is that Irish people have to keep alcohol in their blood to keep the bloodsucking monsters at bay

The kino has arrived

>>208094237
maximum tumtum

>>208109237
Nice.

>>208109237
Funny how, in those two movies combined, only one person is killed.

>>208094716
Reposting this from an older thread, with some extra scenes that came to me after the > sections..

>>208109526
Wow, that needed some editing for typos. Sorry about that.

>>208108224
I know you're trolling, but Silence is a horror movie. It won the Saturn Award for Best Horror in 1992, but more than anything else, the book it was based on is a psychological horror story.
So it's actually the other way around, the Academy and other types of elitists are the ones who cope trying to say it isn't a horror movie because it's too high brow to be called that.

Can't comment on Deliverance though as I haven't watched it. I've never heard it mentioned before in the same vein as the other six when talking about Best Picture noms for horror movies at the Oscars though.

>>208094716
Grok says:

1. Time-Traveling Amphibian:
Pitch: The Gill-Man is accidentally zapped into the future (or the past) by a mad scientist's experiment gone awry. Now, in a world where the lagoon is either a futuristic water theme park or a prehistoric swamp, he must navigate through time anomalies to return home. Each era has its own unique creature, leading to bizarre alliances and battles across time.

2. Lagoon of Love:
Pitch: A romantic comedy where the Gill-Man falls for a marine biologist who's studying the lagoon's ecosystem. He uses his amphibious charm and an old, underwater jukebox to serenade her. The catch? She's already engaged to the project leader who wants to exploit the lagoon. Cue a fish-out-of-water story where the Gill-Man learns human customs to win her heart, all while dealing with his own unique biological clock.

3. Gill-Man vs. The Cryptid Collective:
Pitch: The Gill-Man isn't alone; he's part of a secret society of cryptids (Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Chupacabra) who gather every millennium to decide the fate of their hidden world. When a human stumbles upon this meeting, chaos ensues as each cryptid tries to outdo the others in protecting their secrecy, with the Gill-Man being the reluctant hero who must unite them against a human threat.

4. The Last Gill-Man:
Pitch: In a post-apocalyptic world where water is scarce, the Gill-Man is the last of his kind, living in the only surviving water source - the Black Lagoon. Now, he's both protector and prisoner of this oasis, facing off against desert marauders, water thieves, and a rogue AI that believes water should be digitized. His journey is one of survival, identity, and the desperate search for others like him.

>>208095650
Well American Psycho, Slumber Party Massacres, Chained, 12 Hour Shift and Watcher were directed by women, so why not.

The year is 1990, and the winners of the Horror Hall of Fame are about to be announced.

>>208094237
With Jane Seymour as Prima, aka the bride. Avoid the cut-dowm version.

>>208099129
Retard, he's saying the chicks they used to cast were hotter than the chicks they cast these days.

What horror kinos are we watching today?

Forrest J. ACKerman

>>208101735
No but I like looking at pics of them, that normally gets the urge to buy them out. /toy/ is good for that.

>>208110070
Watched Inferno and watching Incense for the Damned/Bloodsuckers

>>208110180
Based, I wish Inferno would come out on 4k already because that movie rules and I don't want to buy the Blu just for the 4k to inevitably be announced

>>208108081
Get Out is going to be looked back upon as the high tide of embarrassing white guilt praise. That film is fucking average at best.

>>208099129
That’s probably what you look like. I take care of myself and won’t let 60 at 40. Enjoy your lack of collagen tho unc

>>208109445
There straight up are not enough horror with the balls to confront people's actual fears and uncomfortable topics.
I want
>NYC Subways slasher
>Pack of Pitbulls animal horror
>Incel Mass Shooter horror
>Vaccination Apocalypse horror

>>208109979
Not him btw.
>>208104140
> No one else here cares this much about how women look.
cope. the worse you look the lower standards you have. people have different standards. the less attractive you are, the more women you find as hot and will over inflate their attractiveness. hotter people have higher standards because they use themselves as the baseline. you already outed yourself as not that good looking

>>208106700
0 collagen found kek
>>208101552
and by “great” you meant you were attracted to her cause you’re a simp cuck beta that you can’t ignore an actresses look and immediately goes into a simping frenzy for her. got it.

>Spammer wakes up and immediately starts ranting about women
Kek, I'm out anyway.

>>208106760
Yes I knew. I also didn’t need a movie telling me they are retarded and when giving them a chance to be 19 again, they would still fuck it up and also despite all the warnings about “you two are one person.”

>>208101735
I have a ton of horror novelizations that I inherited from an uncle, but that's about it.

>>208110337
>NYC Subways slasher
The Midnight Meat Train

>>208110510
I accept your concession

>>208110169
I don't remember seeing Gill Man's guts through his skin like that in the movie

>>208110844
Lemme guess, this is where you get your energy from?

>>208110337
Damn nigger you reminded me of a 00s movie I saw sometime ago. I only remember it was violent and grity and it had a killer and a train. I don’t remember if the whole movie passes on the train though. Someone have an idea of what movie is this?

>>208108037
Gaffers you say?

What went wrong with until dawn?

>>208111042
sun came up, blew the whole thing

>>208106700
Universal must be kicking themselves over passing on distributing The Substance since they're the biggest studio for horror stuff, owning the classic monsters, all of Blumhouse, and stuff. Demi Moore might actually win her nomination.

>>208111042
No idea but I have high standards and I thought trailer looks decent so I turned it off halfway cause they always spoil too much. The Monkey looks good too.
Maybe the next trailers will show all the dei casting.

>>208110879
https://youtu.be/4yx_qhqBXWI

>>208111101
Decent but unrelated to until dawn, maybe if they change the name to something else

>>208110877
kek

>>208110391
>Not him btw.
Literally the spammer's response whenever he's called out

>>208110070
Today I am going to watch
>Prom Night IV: Deliver Us From Evil
>The Fly II (1989)
And I'll probably watch one of the movies I haven't seen yet from this picrel Hammer collection (Night Creatures/Captain Clegg, The Phantom of the Opera, The Kiss of the Vampire, Nightmare)

>>208110510
Why does he have to do it here though, in the horror general? Just make your own thread and talk to yourself there. Scream queens are a part of horror, a 3rd word tranny spammer is not.

>>208110337
>Incel Mass Shooter horror
Didn't uwe boll do that?

>>208110337
>>208112056
lmao found the full movie on youtube. Never seen it though cannot recommend, no idea if it sucks, incel shooter movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wk2wyn6BBU

>>208112107
It's pretty good.

>>208110337
>Vaccination Apocalypse
This isn't even an actual fear

>>208109918
based but also sad