>>208087598
Fuck off, Seth. I'm on to you.

>>208087410
That girl was peak comedy
Her scenes where straight out of Scary Movie 3
Thanks for the laughs bald lady

>>208087410
>>208075178
thread for people who dont have down syndrome like op

>>208087870
No one cares about your gay ass thread nigga

act

>>208087952
Hahahahaha
Wasn’t the only one laughing in the cinema, best slapstick comedy in years.

>>208087952
I almost died of second-hand embarrassment at this point.

>>208087952
i already forgot most of this movie despite seeing it a week ago lmao... but i remember cringing at this. was that also when her husband fucked her aggressively. what was going on there

>>208087952
>>208088003
Do the robot

>>208087952
>i would like to perform for you, "The Little Wooden Boy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHMMDt-QZJU

>>208087410
>>208087854
>>208087952
Stop laughing. This is a serious exploration of female desires combined with duty to society.

>>208087410
ye with the border being on the top of her head

>>208087410
>Eggers
>casts women that look like eggs
hmmm

>>208088095
I hate Effi Briest, I hate Rebecca, I hate Anna Karenina, I hate Madame Bovary, I hate all those sensitive young woman books.

Gone with the Wind is cool though.

great film
i can see why the brownoids on /tv/ dislike it considering how it's only whites and the only "representation' for the mud people are the gypsys
i know these evil shit colored eye "people" have to worry about ICE raids now which probably has them on edge too

>>208088340
Rebecca is one of the greatest films ever made though.

>>208088405
You have terminal /pol/ brainrot. If you actually were concerned with quality of film you wouldn't touch this slop with a 3 meter stick. Oh, but that's right, you haven't seen any real films and know nothing about film.

>>208088436
Suddenly I want Milk Duds

>>208088436
not worth it desu

>>208088436
pinch nipples and pretend they are radio controls *wee woo wee woo damn wrong station
>different songs start playing from her mouth
>I stop at weather forecast
>rain immiediately starts to pour outside as the weather presenter anounces it
>damn, they are good

>>208087952
life imitates art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TQG7ujb5NE&ab_channel=penguinz0

>>208087952
I hope Johnny has the receipts from the acting classes

>>208088525
Cue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sySlY1XKlhM

>>208087952
nerve gas?

All vampire films need heaving bosoms, this film had no heaving bosoms.

>>208087952
Realistic depiction of a panic attack

>>208087410
Check

nosBoratu

>>208089004
Kek, Nosferatu looked like Borat or a Slavic Jew.

>>208089055
Technically, a:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyar

>>208087952
Hulkamania

Be nice guys she’s worked from the ground up she isn’t an industry plant. Oh wait she’s Johnny depps daughter nevermind.

>>208088361
>Movie title No sphere at u
*nosfeRATu ((pic related))

>>208088405
It's cohona plandemic post-predictive programming. Count Hairlock's HEAVY breathing is heaviest when he's feeding.

I've notice woman's hair getting more frail as time goes on? Is it all the Sneed oils?

>>208088436
Johnny's little girl ain't a girl no mo'

i can't even tell if this movie is good or not because i'm unable to watch it. Dropped it after 15 minutes because of her. She's insanely ugly and also can't act. What the fuck was Eggers thinking?

>>208088454
The Depps are part Native American.

>>208089519
They were trying to get the Wednesday audience clearly.

>>208089519
I don't get it. Surely Johnny Depp doesn't have any hold over the industry? Like, he can't have. Why the fuck do they keep pushing his ugly fuck daughter? Is it just because of the name?

>>208087410
Are you having a laugh
Then you can get the FUCK OUT OF MY THEATRE

>>208087952
reminds me of those webcam bitches 'cumming'

>>208087952
This is a good example of "overacting" where you are so over the top it looks ridiculous. Like Leonardo DiCaprio in the revenant.

>>208089519
>called eggers
>casts and egg
all as planned

>>208089456
That's called getting older.

>>208087410
She just needs the right hairstyle like my favorite gothfu

>>208087952
So fucking bad. Reminds me of the screaming cop meme

>>208088436
My nipples look like milk duds

>>208089465
obviously, that's a man.

>>208088436
There was a thread on Twitter where someone said “thank you Lily rose depp for recognizing pale white girls with brown nipples”. You could tell the color of every girl’s nipples in the replies

What is this expression trying to convey?

WOAH

>>208094343
She's not pale though or White

sexy thick tongue

>>208094718
she's pretty light skinned and french and that's the point