da bears

>>146831845
My lions would've won if
1. Goff didn't have food poisoning
2. Aaron Glenn and Johnson didn't fuck them over due to being distracted
3.defensive injuries

My Commies are going to nationalize the Eagles

>>146831853
win da superb owl

>>146831858
This you? >>146831824

/nfl/ proudly supports bullying

The script is out
>Jayden Daniels becomes the first rookie to take his team to the Super Bowl
>Loses to the Chiefs as they threepeat
>Jayden Daniels reaches the Super Bowl again next season, breaking the 18 year old QB curse
>Beats Josh Allen and wins the Super Bowl
Jayden is also gonna get sucked hard by the media, he'll be glazed as the second best QB in the league

>2 weeks ago: tomlin says there will be a major shake up
>today: we're keeping everyone

FUCKING WHY?

>>146831873
No

>>146831879
>>Jayden Daniels becomes the first rookie to take his team to the Super Bowl
Would be dope. Btw this week is zooming by.

>>146831858
you forgot the one where the redskins are just better, and the lions trying to live and die by the 4th down is the same as living and dying by the home run in baseball: it's going to expose you come playoff time. hell, they played a team EVEN BETTER AT 4TH DOWN CONVERSIONS, so they got their shit cleaned by a better team that beat them at their own game.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Anyone that says the Lions window is closed is retarded, and i'm not even a fan of them. They're setup to be competitive for the next couple of years.

>>146831902
the protagonist of the nfl

>>146831858

The Lions lost to the Redskins because OC Ben Johnson had Goff throwing _40 passes_ against one of the best pass defenses in the league.

Meanwhile, Ben Johnson only let Gibbs run 14 times, against one of the worst run defenses in the league.

>>146831909
We're not making this thread about you again, sorry. Take one off

>>146831909
>well coached team commits fewer penalties

whoa

>>146831909
The Chiefs are just more disciplined. Keep seething tho we love it.

>>146831918
But anon this is a passing league dontchano

>>146831912
they're losing almost all their coaches

it's over

How are the Chiefs gonna beat the Bills this time?

While br interesting to see how Dennis Allen does without a loaded defense

With Saints, Dennis Allen inherited a stacked defense. Biggest weak link was the DE and CB paired with Cam Jordan and Lattimore. Once they got a good CB to pair with Lattimore they started doing good, which was right when they happened to get Dennis Allen

But Saints had to put considerable resources into keeping the D that stacked which left the offense devoid of talent

During Dennis Allen era Saints lost...

Trey Hendrickson to Bengals
>Spent multiple high picks on a replacement

Zack Baun to Philly
>This was one Dennis Allen didn't know how to use, he got great immediately after Dennis Allen wasn't coaching him anymore
Alex Anzalone to Lions
Kwon Alexander to Torn Achilles
>Spent high pick on a replacement, who panned out as a good one: Pete Werner

Malcolm Jenkins to retirement
Marcus Williams to Ravens
Chauncey Gardner-Johnson to Eagles

Spent high picks on replacements
Adebo
Alontae Taylor
And FA (Honey Badger)

>>146831941
Mohomo catches his own TD pass in OT

>>146831902
>beat the most fraudulent team all century, the dallas cowboys, in the playoffs
>retards like this one and others in actual media positions over hype him
>next season happens
>benefits from the bears having the worst HC in their history, but can only beat them ONCE
>drops them to the 7 seed
>loses to a non-fraud 2 seed the second they play one

i am absolutely amazed at just how much shine you get for beating the dallas cowboys in the WC round

We were robbed of a Chiefs Lions Super Bowl.

>>146831941
Offensive explosion. They don't have a defense and it's about time for our offense to start doing damage. The incredible Texans D limited all our receivers but Kelce and Worthy, this Sunday the Bills won't be able to limit anyone and they'll be streaking all over the field. Allen will get some past our D but not close to enough. I'm predicting like 38-24

>>146831954
Anon thats Bryce Young
He's yet to play in the playoffs

>>146831924
>>146831926
>The mahomo cock slurper moves the goalpost again
Dont forget the kc oline being called for 0 holding in 4 superbowls

>>146831875
Based and Incognitopilled

>>146831919
Says the faggot who has an autistic breakdown three times a thread

>>146831941
I think Josh drops a fiftyburger on Kansas, no offense Chiefsfags, it's just the time for the Bills to have a big, historic win.

green bayers, we're going to be okay

>>146831973
Yeah I figured you were too obsessed to aquiesce

>>146831967
because we didn't hold, retard. go complain to your team to hire a good o-line coach

>>146831980
I'm not that anon, I'm just pointing out the facts

>>146831994
Naturally

It's nice to see the adults are back over there. Time for /sp/ to follow the same

>>146831947
the bears defense has genuinely been better than the saints' defense for quite some time, so if it ends up being allen then he'll have a MUCH easier time with the bears, especially considering their top 5 cap space, favorable draft picks (a top 10 1st rounder and two top 10 2nd rounders) and a blue chip QB with the league's premier OC as his new HC being able to leave the defense with good field position (offense, not defense, determines starting field position).

>>146831999
Based. Hope BlueSky takes off

So Jags owner Khan lost out on Ben Johnson as the new HC because he wouldn’t fire GM Baalke (who nobody in the league likes or trusts) then he goes and fires Baalke because he couldn’t get Ben Johnson…

>>146831997
For (you)

Time for /sp/ to permaban r*ddit screenshots

seriously, who can stop him

not even dignifying you people with a you

>>146832011
Whoa is that a phone screenshot from a guy well-known to use two devices and prompted the discussion of him not being a samefag to begin with in the expectation of being able to post this screenshot and totally pwn me?
Damn I lost

>>146832010
KWABOTY

>>146832018
his little brother and his wife

>>146832010
Better late than never.

>>146832020
Which episode of mlp is that

>>146832018
Jayden Daniels

>>146831965
LOL. YOU ARE 100% ABSOLUTELY CORRECT AND I'M NOW JUST REALIZING THAT HE AND LOVE DO KIND OF LOOK ALIKE.

>>146832021
>accusing others of what you do yourself
I just got home from work and would have to wait 15 minutes to post from my PC. But feel free to keep pretending otherwise

>>146831991
>t. jewdell
Even former chiefs olinemen agree but the mahomo cock slurper cant admit it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p9WdNt0QqI

>>146831999
stunning and brave

/nfl/ is watching this, right?

>>146832035
It never occurred to you, because you're retarded, that if you actually weren't who you're pretending not to be, you wouldn't care this much about "proving" it
Not doing this with you the rest of the thread, you're a cringe freak, kys, etc.

based chiefs seem to recruit texas players a lot

>>146832020
it's hard to find something more gay than reddit, but anime absolute out-gays reddit. nice going, faggot.

>>146832044
Dude, you got disproven. Just stop.

>>146832040
>Mad Dog
Easiest skip of my entire life

>>146832032
If anything Love looks more like Stroud

>>146832047
I've said before that if I were our GM I would make it a rule to prioritize drafting from Texas and only draft elsewhere as a plan B. We always hit on guys from Texas

>>146832044
Case in point, you're so mindfucked from getting told off everyday that you just assume it's one person doing it lmao

>defending reddit over anime
This board is unusable.

>>146832040
The answer is
FOOTBALL IS A TEAM SPORT AND THEY BROUGHT OUT THE BEST IN EACH OTHER AND THE DEBATE OF WHETHER BRADY OR BELICHICK MADE THE DYNASTY IS FUCKING RETARDED

kwab

>>146832061
/sp/ and /a/ used to raid each other all the time

>>146831924
ffs, every time this retard or another retard posts some bullshit about the AMOUNT of penalties, i need way more people to point out that it is the TIMING of the favorable calls, not the TOTAL favorable calls.

>>146832076
Dude genuinely shut the fuck up, Jesus Christ

>>146832040
I honestly thought VICE was dead?

>>146832088
You upset anon

>>146831887
I believe he meant for the very first time in all his time there, he's going to think about acquiring an actual real QB
Cam Rising and what I imagine have to be steel(er) robot legs at this point after all those surgeries is the future. S-surely he's finally declared

>>146832076
Can you clarify what you mean? You're saying they get an inordinate amount of timely penalties that result in--what?

>the choofs most favorable ref is in charge of the Superbowl

it's so over

>>146832074
I'd take an /a/ raid over a reddit raid a million times out of a million

Jahmyr Gibbs will be a first ballot HOFer

>>146832120
Oh interesting. They're ranked 12th at that.
https://www.nflpenalties.com/automatic-first-downs.php?year=2024&view=total_for
Maybe you mean something else?

>>146832120
may we see such an event happening?

>anon is the superball on yet? is taylor swift there?
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>146832088
not an argument, bitch tits. your impotent rages let me know that one probably won't be forthcoming, so i hereby preemptively accept your admission of defeat. easiest win i got all day over a random 4chan retard and all i did was clearly define my argument. that said, no more (you)s will be afforded to you. it's over, moron. you lost hard. KC gets entirely too many calls at far too critical junctures for it to be a coincidence and you know it, hence your immediate white flag. now pipe down and get the fuck off of my board, faggot. you're done.

>>146832125
I agree but I was implying that /sp/ is tsun when it comes to anime

watson can't be that stupid, right?

How bad does it feel to watch your team lose in a Super Bowl? Maybe it is better that my Vikies got out of this shitfest early.

>>146832143
I'd give her the ole superball

>>146832143
Yes. Yes.

-1st place in TDs per game
-1st place in Yards per game
-3rd most playoff wins of all time
-Tied for 2nd most Superbowl MVPs
-Highest win rate
-Only player in history to have 2 MVPs and 3 owl MVPs at age 28
-Only QB to throw for 5k yards in college and the NFL.
-Best passer rating and TD:INT ratio in the history of the postseason
-Only QB to win an owl while being the largest cap hit
-In 2022 he had the greatest season of all time where he led the league in yards/TDs, won the league MVP, Superbowl MVP, and set the all time record of most total yards in a season
-In 2023 he set the record of most consecutive playoff games without an INT and did it against the toughest schedule in NFL history

>>146832143
Women know ball. Stop posting these memes.

Will he sign?

>>146832113
>the chiefs bandwagon moron doesn't understand fresh sets of downs, nor does he understand the value of free yardage

not surprising, but i gave you the answer as i chastised what is either abject retardation or passive aggressive bitchiness on your end.

I trust media heads over players when they say the refs dont favor the chiefs. Cowherd and Wright are more legit than NFL players

>>146832184
thats funny

>>146832134
>>146832137
Did neither one of you bother watching the Texans game? Kek

>>146832143
Who the hell are you and why are you in my house?!

>>146832171
bears fan here. there was a period of time where sexy rexy grossman was the dragon king, and people being stoked on his 4th and 2 decision to go deep has long helped me cope.

>>146832202
*blocks your path*

>>146832194
NFL players aren't saying that anywhere except your head.
https://x.com/MicahhParsons11/status/1880779995142115720
Unless you're referring to the salty team the Chiefs just beat? I'm sure they would have no reason to cope, right?

Chiefs scizho is still going? Dude never stops lol

>>146832209
yes, and the calls were correct

>>146832209
That's your response to being objectively proven wrong?
>Um do you watch the games?
That's it? You sure?
>Real eyes realize real lies!
Ok.

>>146832224
Post the full clip

>>146832234
You didn't disprove anything. Go to the game thread and you'll see a bunch of bitching about obvious refball

>>146832222
players are obviously biased

Cowboys about to hire the coach that wins them their first Super Bowl this decade and then ushers in their great Dynasty in team history, surpassed Tom Landry and the 90s Dynasty

Brian Schottenheimer

>>146832251
>appealing to the authority of a fucking game thread

you're an unserious person

>>146832222
You keep posting the same person. Do you not have another source from an actual player?

are we also banning X like le r/nfl?

>>146832251
...... So I should ignore the proof I just posted that they're ranked 12th at what you're bitching about, and "GO TO THE GAMETHREAD" to see what the streets are saying
I see
This is exactly the level of every single refball poster. You are all idiots

>>146832272
You didn't post the full clip anon

>>146832276
The proof is in the pudding. Anyone that watches a Chiefs game can see they get bullshit calls in their favor no matter what team they're a fan of

>>146831909
CHIEFSISTERS IT GETS WORSE

I have eczema on my eyelids bros and it hurts and it's irritated and itchy wtf do i do
Lions fan btw

>>146832309
Those other teams are just undisciplined

>>146832309
Honestly, so what? Other teams should play cleaner football.

>>146832224
This snippet doesn't do the scene justice because Mahomes slid super late. It was a bang-bang play that was impossible for the defenders to react to in time, even though they tried, and they got punished for.

It's insane how half of the NFL world, including respectable players, said that Trevor Lawrence got what he deserved when Al-Shahir lowered his metal armbrace straight into his chin when he was like 10 meters away when he clearly initiated the slide but everybody is trying to frame this like the Texans players were headhunting Mahomes.

>>146832309
this you?

>>146832332
The r/nfl subreddit was founded on September 13th, 2008. Twitter was launched in 2006, and is officially banned as of 2025.

So from 9/13/08 - 1/22/25, Twitter links could’ve been posted on the r/nfl subreddit. 30/32 teams have won playoff games in this time frame.

So what im trying to say is, nobody has ever tweeted about a Raiders or Dolphins playoff win and had that tweet linked to this sub.

>>146832332
>>146832341
Niggers suck my anus

>>146832143
this is literally you right now

>>146832337
Go back

Not a Lions fan but it always annoys me in gay porn when they don't cum from frotting and act like it's just foreplay for anal. Anal is not the end all be all. Some of us are sides.

>the mahomo cock slurper is a plebbitor
Color me shocked. Only thing that would complete the circle would be hes some sort of brownoid shitskins (especially indian)

>>146832351
he's right tho

>>146832351
>east coast time zone
>Queefs """fan"""
Post checks out

>>146832353
Like 80% of the reddit posts are from a terminally online chiefsfag. Probably the same one who posts Nick Wright every day because that's the only type of fag who could be so committed.

>>146832355
>People false flag as lions fans now
Is this what it's like to finally be a team so good that people larp as gay just to make fun of you?

>>146832332
>Reddit bans Twitter screen caps before 4chan
It's true... Reddit has better football discussion...

>>146832370
I'm still convinced that it's Nick Wright himself.

>>146832184
trip on temujin

>he wasn't on the injury report

uh-oh ramilia, are they going to take our draft picks?

>>146832370
You are such a no-life samefag that you have a nickname, and already posted this exact post today. It is literally your job to troll Chiefs fans online.

I can't say that I really care but whatever happened to Old Gay? Was he murdered?

>>146832391
Still one of the toughest QBs ever, both physically and mentally

Ramilia how do we feel about trading Kupp?

>>146832378
It's funny because they did it after Elon Musk, like the downie he is, did a nazi salute.

>>146832384
Or its one of his jewish interns. All of a sudden the kc reffies defense is the other team plays more undisciplined right after nick kike says that on the air to justify the playoff reffie bias

>>146832391
No, he's too tough to penalize

>>146832366
>People move
Holy shit...

>>146832395
The austistic internet addict cries out in pain when he is revealed.

>>146832406
Yeah that's why I don't bother watching him. Although I don't usually watch NFL shows to begin with unless it's Shannon and Skip

reminder: nick is the best NFL reporter

>>146832267
redskins fan here. serious question to cowboys fan: why do you continue to root for that team?

seriously, it just seems so fucking boring and uneventful being a cowboys fan. they're owned AND managed by football satan, who, as GM, is simply a hack who got lucky off of ONE trade that happened DECADES ago. he has done absolutely positively nothing of note since. the best thing he's done is draft micah parson, and it seems like parsons is more interested in what other teams (eagles and bears, for example) are doing than his own. if they go with a boring as dog shit geezer who would only get the job because jones wants a stooge instead of an actual leader of men. i really want to know: what the hell do you get out of it?

I got a feeling that the whole Chiefs refball controversy has got the NFL shook, and they're going to overcorrect by throwing flags out the wazoo against the Chiefs in the AFC game. The Bills will advance and go on to win, but everyone will know their trophy is fraudulent.

>>146832309
>since 2021 season
how convenient they leave out the Bucs SB where they called 250 penalties on the chiefs to continue the manufactured goat bradley meme

should I go back to the bar

>>146832434
It's not a new hysteria, people have been using this cope for a couple years now. Nobody in the NFL cares

>>146832421
Prove that you were a fan before 2019. You must have an old jersey lying around somewhere

>>146832432
>why do you continue to root for that team?
Contrarianism. They're a division rival who are popular and were still better than the Redskins for a while. People here root for the Cowboys for the same reason my grandmother who lives in NYC roots for Boston in all sports. They just want to be a contrarian
t. Redskin NOVAfag who knows

>>146832458
I'm nta and nobody has to prove anything to you

is he right?

>>146832473
It's funny how big of a game this was, as a regular season game. We weirdly had a few of those during the Smith era.

>>146832480
Negotiations start at a 1st and a 3rd, minimum.

I really dont like what you did /sp/orts...fuck you all for poisoning the well that the chiefs are the refs favor. Now the chiefs will get every call against them both the right ones and the wrong ones. You did this to let the Bills wins and to save Tom Brady elite status


LETS GO CHIEFS BEAT TOM BRADY THE CHEATER

>>146832332
>in light of recent events and the continuing path that platform is taking to make the user experience for Redditors less than ideal

they're such sensitive, pompous faggots that Xcom and trump winning made them ban an excellent source of up-to-date information. thanks for letting us know; you can waddle on back to join your fellow sensitive, pompous faggots now.

>>146832485
beating the Chiefs in the regular season is about as big as games get for the Broncos, considering the Chiefs have more owl wins than Broncos have wins over the Chiefs in the Mahomes era.

>>146832520
Well, that particular game was big for us because Payton owned us and we could never beat him. That was finally the game we had the opportunity to win and Jamaal catastrophically fumbled. The Broncos at that time were to us what we are to them now. That moment was a similar black magic vibe to us blocking the FG. We just were never going to beat them. Then Payton retired iirc so we never got another chance

we're still gonna end up losing him I can feel it

>>146832516
the chiefs and mahomes lost to tom brady head to head in the SB a few years back. i didn't expect a bandwagoner like you to know that, so i just thought i'd bring you up to speed.

>>146832480
I thought he was crazy for stafford and hated tua?

tick tock commies

>>146832480
>trading an older qb for a qb prone to concussions
why?

>>146832545
1 of those gets carried by the best RB in the league

>>146832539
IM NOT THAT SLOW AND I TOOK MY MEDS THE OTHER DAY. with a 3 peat and than possible 4 peat mahomes and the chiefs will surpass brady and those stolen rings of his as the greatest player of all time and the greatest team forever

>>146832539
And it took 10 years worth of refball in a single game to do it, which is why Goodell is spotting them those 10 years now to even things out

>>146832542
He likes Stafford, but his argument was that the Rams are in a tough spot because he's old but the team is young. If they want to rebuild, he thinks Miami is desperate enough to pay.

>>146832469
Lol. Lmao even

kwab

Mahomes has more Manning to him than I think people realize. I always see people saying he's like a mix of Rodgers and Brady. I would say it's more 70% Manning, 20% Rodgers and 10% Brady

>>146832579
Today you learned humans migrate retard

>>146831909
>>146832309
Queefs are ref babies confirmed, not that we didnt already know that.

>>146832614
And I also learned that you don't have an old jersey and you also pretend to be 2 different anons for no reason at all

>>146832630
1. Not doing the samefag debate with you, ever. Sorry.
2. Moving for jobs is common. I know you're a NEET who's been stuck in the same Detoilet basement for fifteen years while his already feeble mind completely deteroriates within the same four walls like Oldboy, so you can't relate. But it's true. Most people in this thread don't live in their hometown

>>146832635
See
>>146832469
Also didn't read

based ben

>>146832480
has nick wright ever contributed anything even resembling a decent take, or is he just the show's designated retard?

>>146832651
who is he fooling lol

>>146832656
Don't talk about Chiefs kings like that. You have five minutes to say you're sorry.

>>146832656
he says lamar is a playoff choker that the media protects so they don't look racist

>>146832553
I routinely been told that Derrick Henry's the best running back in the league

>>146832651
Uh, queensissies? Our response??

Two minutes

>>146832545
>Poop Poopshit
>in the same league as those other qbs

I will never stop laughing

>>146832656
That's it, it's too late. When I get digits, my curse upon you is confirmed. You will suffer a serious injury within the next week.
Congrats. This all could have been avoided.

>>146832665
the only other person who can even lay a claim to that title is CMC

>>146832351
You have to go back

93 counts as digits. 3, as everyone knows, is the secret to the universe, and 9 is the perfection of 3 (3x3).
Good luck out there. You'll need it.

>>146832698
None of those three are the best in the league you KNOW NOTHING RETARDS
Gibbs is the best, Jones is the second best, Henry is third best. CMC is an overrated whiteoid for the same reasons as Josh Allen, and Saquon is a pure linebabby. Henry is a monster but not the best in the league, he's a specialized wrecking ball.

>>146832698
The best RB in the league are gibbs with the lions and barkley with iggles. Henry and CMC are old used up plow horses. Running backs are like women. They age out around 26

>It's 2037, and the Jets playoff drought is still going
Maybe next year

>>146832661
how can he say that on espn but this guy couldnt?

>>146832551
the redskins won that game so yes, the clock's tick tocking straight towards another pigeons loss.

BREAKING: Bills will wear all-white for the game.

>>146832032
Stop shouting

The whole 'greatest trajectory' and 'he's on pace for' argument is completely bunk because mahomo started his career younger than Brady and will end it younger than Brady. Moreover, if you took just the first 5 years of Brady's career, the projection would have been something preposterous like 12-15 Superbowls. This entire argument is either cope or retards trying to put mahomo ahead of Brady preemptively because they know he can never actually surpass Brady or beat him.

You can chase a ghost but you can't catch one

>>146832744
They'll blend in with the snow, a perfect disguise

>>146832740
Thanks Jeremy. Please take it to DMs next time.

>>146832065
Lower your voice

>>146832744
will they march?

>>146832740
mf looks like the mean kid from toy story

>>146832762
I would find it funny if Mahomes got 7 rings to tie Brady, but the head to head ring will always be hung over him for the rest of time.

>>146832651
Bears winning yet another offseason. They should hang banners for it.

Love my Panthers still

Imagine...

>>146832780
This just isn't true, sorry. The Chiefs were never going to win that super bowl. They literally did not have an o-line, against the best pass rush in the league. The narrative going into the game was "Chiefs should die, but is Mahomes supernatural enough to win anyway?" It was not, "Now we can settle Brady vs Mahomes!"
Mahomes would settle the GOAT debate *this year* in most people's minds if he 3peats. I don't think people like (You) understand how big of an accomplishment it is in the NFL.

>>146832744
Are the chiefs wearing all red then? Don't opposing teams have to have different color pants?

>>146832814
seethe harder, brady was 41 and no one remembers o-lines

>>146832798
Brycie was cooking late in the season

>>146832825
People still go on about the 90s cowboys o-line, pierre

>>146832825
Buddy, I have no reason to seethe. I'm a Chiefs fan. Thanks for making it clear that's all you're doing though

>>146831845
NoOoOoOOoO CHARLES! YA IN MAH HEAD

>>146832823
I really hope so, but there's been no announcement of it yet. I don't think we've worn the all reds in a while, weirdly

>>146832798
Cope

>>146832812
If it happens, I'll have to go put a few Bills memorabilia at my grandparents grave.

>>146832834
If he actually turned a new leaf next year should look pretty good if the defense can be even slightly better

>>146832878
slightly better means they're still easily the worst defense in the league lol

Tony Khan

>>146832786
the speedran not existing to being fags even quicker than lions fans

>>146832887
And even with that defense they took the Chiefs to the brink, held their own against the Eagles, and would've beaten the Bucs if not for a fumble

>>146832022
Still Tony

>>146831845
This was the play in the OP

>>146832812
Damnit I just realized I posted the wrong pic...I'm retarded...

NOW IMAGINE

>>146832170
Well he is from that one place...

>>146832980
Africa?

Anyone got her nudes

>>146833005
she is only 19 years old you sick fuck

Post deep passes

>>146832970
Imagine

bengos

>>146832836
it's cowboys fans who do because they've had nothing to talk about for the last 30 years other than their idiot ass coaches and playoff choking qbs

>>146833005
drop the OF

>>146833082
Lmao

>>146833074
Bills would've won the game if catches it anyway. They had left the Bills too much time.

>>146832824
I love Taylor Swift

>>146833074
I have absolute stone hands and I could've caught that thing

>>146833053
You wont be alive to see it

>>146833115
go on then, walk on to a d1 program and get yourself drafted

If Goof was a good QB he would’ve audibled out of those pass plays and fed Gibbs, but he’s not :^)

>>146833053
da burrs........

>>146832970
>>146833053
It's good for you guys you have good imaginations. Makes up for it not happening in reality.

>ai slop
>good imagination
lol

>>146833128
I'm 29 and fat
Thing is you could've caught that ball too
As could everyone else in this thread

Chris Trapasso's mock today has QBs going 1-2-3

>>146832551
He was attacked by a mob of DEI Consultants who were also Eagles fans.

>>146833181
milroe won't even be a 1st rounder lmfao what are they smoking

>>146833181
is milroe just another anthony richardson

>>146833146
The sheer amount of faggots like this one that screech about the bears, who are apparently an irredeemable franchise, makes me think that they're just scared and mad that they got the prized free agent HC as well as a blue chip QB who finally gets a non shit HC.

>>146833181
>milroe at 3
The absolute state. Not even the giants are that retarded

Burrs

Burrs

Burrs

>>146833181
I only like milroe because his name is great and I feel bad for him.

>>146833210
Fucking retarded, even Poles isn't this dumb

630 pm on a Wednesday, whole evening ahead of me, could do anything. And I’m sitting in a bedroom alone in the dark. I don’t think I’m going to make it to the Super Bowl bros. I might not even make it to championship Sunday. I might jump off a bridge tomorrow

>>146833255
I feel that, brother. I jerked off 30 minutes before work. Didn't even really want to, I just felt like getting it out of me. Same as it ever was

>>146833181
absolutely no way this dude goes 3rd

>>146833255
its Wednesday do people go out on random wednesdays? Don't beat yourself up let alone kill yourself. Since being with my gf I wish I had some alone time honestly sheesh

>>146833255
I'd help you but
>time zone
don't think i will

>>146833280
>Since being with my gf I wish I had some alone time honestly sheesh
I hate you so much

the top RB and excellent offensive weapon (Jeanty)

Two OTs who I’ve been high on for some time to play RT or RG (Savaiinaea) and OG or C (Mbow)

An Edge from Louisville with a motor that never quits and is a “my guy” (Gillotte)

>>146833255
there's no point in killing yourself. you should at least kill a murderer or rapist first.

>>146833289
Try being married for over 20 years. At least the kids are doing their own things now.

>>146833277
you learn a lot of needless things like knowing you can't cross line of scrimmage and come back and throw the ball watching him because he's the only clown to ever do it

Sweetness

>>146833277
Reverse Orlovsky

>>146833289
I doubt you're a hopeless case bro you're probably just too in your head about shit atm

>>146833200
>blue chip QB
>Bears

Anon, I don’t think you know what “blue chip” means.

>>146833280
Could do literally anything on a nice evening. Go to the gym. Go to a hobby meeting. Go on a date. But instead I literally just sit in a room in the dark alone.
>>146833287
I agree. I do deserve to die being from California

One of the most realistic destinations for the Boise State star R. is the Chicago Bears. Chicago holds the No. 10 pick in the current NFL Draft order , has a former No. 1 pick at quarterback in Caleb Williams, and just brought in a brilliant offensive-minded head coach in Ben Johnson. If these circumstances don’t point enough as to why choosing Jeanty makes sense, the star RB’s latest action adds even more evidence

>>146833333
Blessed Digits

>>146833338
Look man, I get enough romance shit when I want to watch football with my brother and he insists on inviting his wife so I have to sit there while the two of them cuddle and he only half focuses on the game. I don't want to get MORE romancefaggotry from 4chan of all places. I hope she leaves you and then you die

>>146833380
okay dude we get it

>>146833369
if its so unbearable join a run club or something do speed dating just get out of your room and force it if you're that serious about your issue

>>146833369
you ignored my 'sponse

>>146833369
What's up A's bro. I was getting worried about you

>>146833380
Is Caleb Williams white?

>bears drafting another skill position player with their top pick instead of fixing their oline
ben johnson probably has a clause in his contract that prohibits this

>>146833181
this feels like the
>malik willis #2 to the lions!
>will levis #1 pick in the draft!
sort of slop all over again. chris trapasso is likely trying to bait for engagement, if for whatever reason he genuinely is that dumb (or for that matter if the giants front office is genuinely that dumb) then he needs to be fired

>>146833411
A's bro? Is this suicidal thirdwheeler loins fan a regular here?

>>146833430
>just female-laden expressive adjectives
the word you're looking for is AI-generated

>>146833417
no one cares about the draft unless QBs dominate the discussion so yeah it probably is

The Bears could be ELITE next season

>>146833444
distinction without a difference

>>146833333
proves the chiefs are garbage without these refs

>>146833455
What is it with NFC Northfags crowning themselves with zero accomplishments? Your team is a scum-sucking bottom feeder until you actually accomplish something.

>>146833210
Ashton Jeanty will be mocked to the Bears a lot with Ben Johnson balling with Jahmyr Gibbs. I don't see him falling past 22nd with the Chargers.

>>146833333
HOLY CHECKED AND KEKED

>>146833483
>What is it with NFC Northfags crowning themselves with zero accomplishments?
Germanics

these playoffs have been kinda gay the only cool thing was Saquons snow td run and the lions losing

can't wait for my team to pick the best player available in the draft and not some meme qb! right guys?

>>146833333
Wrong teams. Edge should be Bills, Rock should be Ravens.

>>146833455
I mean I like Ashton Jeanty as much as the next guy, but shouldn't the Bears invest in their offensive line? Even if they get a better offensive line coach and cut down on pre-snap penalties (which the Bears were like 3rd in the league for more penalties of that kind), their guards just weren't that good. Every game I watched, it felt like they would just let a defensive tackle go right by them to blow up a run play. Their run-blocking was so abysmal.

>>146833277
Yeah, he's definitely going to get a gm and hc fired.

>>146833430
Looking at the type of offense that Ben Johnson ran in Detroit, you would figure that he would want a stud running back to pair with the existing group of running backs in Chicago (similar to a Sonic and Knuckles type of pairing that he had in Gibbs and Montgomery). In addition, the easiest way to take pressure off ofCaleb Williamsin his second season as an NFL signal caller is to develop a run game behind him

>>146833415
>Poles drafting Oline
Lol...

>>146833502
Commies-Loins was the definition of fun

>>146833293
Mbow is on my guys list as well

>>146833380
Has any team ever been back to back offseason champs?

>>146833531
>develop a run game behind him
or get an actual o-line
building the trenches is what actual good football teams like the chiefs and the eagles do

>>146833511
OL you address in FA. Bears have a lot to spend

Draft an OL and you're getting a developmental prospect with a 50% chance of being a total bust

chicago hype is so annoying

>>146833511
he'll be useless without a very good line. I know that sounds obvious on the surface but he's not just going bust counters and beat the edge because his lateral agility will overcome everything else. it does against Colorado State not Denver. Dudes a bust unless he goes to a specific few places

>lions get two third round picks for Glenn
That's actually really useful trade capital

Anyone got that image of the entirety of the Bears O-line on the ground

>>146833476
I hate these comparisons so much, they're obviously made by people who didn't watch the game or are actually stupid. Jalen Hurts took 7 sacks and a safety. Josh Allen had similarly low stats but he didn't take any negative plays in that game against the Ravens, unless if you count a 1 yard loss on a QB draw.

>>146833531
>easiest way to take pressure off ofCaleb Williamsin his second season as an NFL signal caller is to develop a run game behind him
maybe don't draft a rb that's a matador in pass protection high in the first round?

>>146833428
Dude what are you talking about

>>146833590
Pass pro is for RB's that aren't good at anything else.

>>146833633
Bears don't have the luxury to have luxury backs like Jeanty that are trash at certain things and I can just check off what not to worry about based on the personnel any given play because they're not good enough

>>146833531
>you would figure that he would want a stud running back to pair with the existing group of running backs in Chicago (similar to a Sonic and Knuckles type of pairing that he had in Gibbs and Montgomery).
You should pay more attention before talking out your ass, the first thing he said in the press conference is he's throwing out the old book and starting from scratch to tailor it to the Bears roster and players. He's not going to do anything like he did in Detroit.

>>146833255
Just buy a motorcycle. Worst case scenario you crash and die. Best case is you enjoy the thrill and discover life is worth living. Getting a motorcycle opened up the world to me, it got me into photography, traveling. I've already traveled to Asia a bunch of times, Europe, northern Africa. Shit I even lost my virginity soonly after getting my first motorcycle. I noticed I get depressed when I don't ride for a while. Gonna be 73 degrees tomorrow so I'm looking forward to it.

My fellow jets fans. I know some of you may be disappointed in the hire, but you've got to remember. It's the jets and no matter who coaches it's going to go to shit because Brick runs the team.

>>146833684
>Gonna be 73 degrees tomorrow so I'm looking forward to it.
I hate you, in 25 years of riding I have never had the winter withdrawals hit this hard, it's going to be 15 tomorrow.

>>146833590
4/5 you mean?

>>146833415
The offensive line can and will be addressed through free agency retard. Jeanty to the bears is by far the winning move.

Is there a more embarrassing city?

>>146833684
>got me into photography

If you're not naturally into photography then you got deep problems a motorcycle and traveling are going to fix

>>146833455
Still gonna need an Offensive Line bro

>>146833724
Philadelphia has a 50% illiteracy rate

Ben Johnson was an O line babby. I think he is going to be very underwhelming in Chicago.

>>146833714
looks like grade inflation fluff plus
>decisiveness in the interior
that's easily the most important thing at the NFL level because it can breakdown at the snap of a finger. this isn't slow bozo mountain west ball picking up some geek floundering around from the outside

january nearly over and im still not any closer to getting pussy. this might just not be my year.

>>146832651
this is lebron levels of lying, just doing it for the love of the game at this point

>>146833005
>>146833100
tori trevino. search her on simpcity. she only has a few softcore stuff without her face. lame ass content

>>146832106
I just want to let you know I am also crazy and understood this nonsense so ur not alone anon here's your (You)

anyways go Ravens

>>146833742
guy wanted to ride and die with sam Howell and did on Jameson Williams arm I don't think he's very bright

True or false?

>>146833753
Right. They wouldn't be talking about him as a generational RB if he wasnt good at pass blocking

>>146833810
>ride and die with sam Howel
Is this meme true? He can't be that dumb

>>146833815
Eagles would be "Giants are eternally cuckolded for giving their division rival the last piece they needed for a Super Bowl run"

>>146833815
Low IQ

>>146833730
I guess re ignited my photography interests. I was somewhat into it when I was a teen but stop. It comes and goes I guess. Recently took a bunch of film photos during a 2+ month trip and I developed them at home. That was fun. One day id like to set up a dark room.
Oh, 4 years ago I took a bunch of film photos on a motorcycle trip in Vietnam and most of them didn't come our because I discovered there was comparability issue with my lens and camera :( live and learn I guess

>>146833844
I think Giants want to be friends. Like Trump and Vance. Big bro and lil bro. Trump and Eagles will get old and washed soon and then lil bro becomes big bro

>>146833851
Do they not like you on /trv/ or?

>>146831947
in his defense, marcus Williams has been terrible for the Ravens so something about his system had to of made sense to him to be a Pro Bowler

>>146833861
And he'd get shut down if he played for a Big Ten team vs an NFL team
So what?
You're not taking him to play for a MWC team vs a Top 10 team with the best DL in the draft
You're taking him to play for your NFL team vs other NFL teams

If the bills win I will take back everything bad I ever said about upstate ny (it's a lot)

the teams are are eliminated STINK!

>>146833883
Probably a problem with Ravens scheme. For Saints heplayed center fielder so he got to show off the balls skills that made him such a baller in college

He's been good everywhere but the Ravens

>>146833724
The Commies are getting btfod by my ELGSES

>>146832143
I don't date white women so I don't have this problem

every team's last playoff appearance

>>146831902

My buddy’s brother is the special team’s coordinator. Spent all offseason hyping them up. Lost $100 cause I said they wouldn’t win 5 games. He balled when he came back after being benched

>>146833967
my southeast asian wife hits me with a wood spoon if I ignore her for too long

>>146833969
every team's last playoff win

>>146833969
Commies have had the most entertaining playoff run in years

>>146833967

Same. GFs Asian. She just asks what I want to eat and then yells at me.

>>146833815
False. It mints Sirianni and Saquon as all-time Philly legends, and validates Hurts as a QB.

>>146833978
>Lions
>2023
Wait a minute, weren't they the 1 seed? How do they not have a win?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y4tAlytFc-E

>>146833210
Fucking do it. The later the OTs start going the better.

>>146833724
damn exactly what I was expecting

>>146833988
>Saquon
>all time
LOL

>>146833909
You can say whatever you want about Upstate NY because Buffalo is in Western NY. Go Bills.

>>146834030
And two of those teams have won playoff games against the Steelers

>>146832762
>and will end it younger than Brady
True, he won't have to play as long.
>Moreover, if you took just the first 5 years of Brady's career, the projection would have been something preposterous like 12-15 Superbowls
Completely different. Mahomes started off elite, Brady took a while to become elite. Brady was carried by the defense and scored 1 pass TD in total compared to Mahomes 10 TDs for their 1st Superbowl runs. Lastly, we saw Brady miss the playoffs in his 3rd season so we knew he was human, we are still waiting to see evidence Mahomes is human. The worst he does is championship games.

>>146832780
There's a huge gap between Mahomes and Brady's stats, so even if he doesn't have as much rings that alone would give him the edge. Mahomes could take 3 seasons off and still have more total TDs than Brady did by his 10th season.
>rings
Both Peyton and Farve had less rings than Brady when this was made in 2010
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Top_100:_NFL%27s_Greatest_Players

But they were ranked ABOVE Brady due to the eye test, stats, and MVPs. Also, not all rings are created equally. Bradshaw is ranked below Marino despite having 4 rings to Marino's 0.

>>146833969
In the 18 years since Bears lost in the Super Bowl to Peyton Manning...

...they only have one (1) playoff win
1/16/2011
That was 14 years ago

burrs are 3peating the offseasonb owl and there's nothing you can do about it

>>146833879
place turned into Coomer central

>>146834091
Western NY is a subset of upstate ny

>>146834125
>west
>up
pick one

>>146834099
Mahomes age 29 (7th AFCCG appearance)
Brady age 35 (7th AFCCG appearance)

Brady bros, WTF happened. How did he go his entire prime not winning anything?

>>146834129
>west
>up
You need to do both of these things to get from NYC to Buffalo

>>146834099
have you admitted that you are a retard who knows nothing yet? tomlin SUCKS

>>146834124
I can only imagine every thread is some variation of "which country has the sluttiest women", right? Every board's quality would skyrocket if anons would just jerk off before hopping on.

I been going thru alot behind these glass tints

>>146834135
This is just proof that the AFC is a shitter conference with only 1 good team at any given time. Seriously, while the Chiefs are good, every other AFC team is also really fucking bad. What other teams are there? The Bills? The Ravens? Ok, sure, and who after that?
AFC is EZ

>>146834142
>Ignoring everything between NYC and Buffalo
Wait until you find out there's a Central New York too.

>>146832010
Imagine what an awkward fucking conversation that was

>so trent
>you know those HC candidates we narrowed it down to
>yeah we interviewed them and they all refused to work with you
>like, they specifically singled you out as the reason they won't take the job
>so....yeah

>>146834135
K. Let us know when the mutt has 7 super bowls lol

>>146834172
If you made a list of the top 10 QBs at the start of this season 7 of them would be in the AFC.

>>146834217
Good thing I said teams and not QBs

>>146834220
A team is only as good as their QB

You guys are idiots

>>146834234
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>146834234
no I'm not I have a degree, they don't just give those out

>>146834220
Commies = Great QB, Bad Team
Vikings = Bad QB, Good Team
Lions = Bad QB, Great Team
Eagles = Good QB, Great Team
49ers = Bad QB, Great team

Ask the Lions how having a bad QB worked out for them

Saturday morning was a good morning in Detroit

Belichick once used Travis Kelce's tape to get Gronk to improve his break-tackle ability.

>>146833986
bengals 21 was crazy

>>146833815
True. The eagles are actually the worst option to win the superbowl and I say this as someone who hates the Chiefs. Philadelphia just feels like a fake super team that has nothing remarkable about it. I guess I like Saquan but that's it. If they win, it would be like the 2024 Boston Celtics championship, which literally nobody cares about.

>>146834155
Exactly. It used to be a great place before 2020.

>>146834266
>Lions = Bad QB

Why post in a football thread when you don’t actually know anything about football?

I can't stop ripping nasty farts. I'm going to asphyxiate myself if I go to bed like this.

Mahomes is going to make the Bills look like a Canadian football team

>>146834399
Go Elgses!

>>146834300
Do you have the Sunday morning paper?

>>146834135
Black men mature earlier than white men. Mahomes only has two more years in him.

>>146833351
nah, that's you, being a moron who believes one thing but acts as if the opposite were true, aka you're like a modern liberal woman under the effects of cognitive dissonance. now pipe down and go read your horoscope, faggot.

>>146834424
Ever heard of a lolcow?

>>146834422
Brady's Irish

Burrow got robbed this season

I looked at the lions schedule next year and it’s legitimately a 14 loss season. The north will sweep them, the cowboys get their revenge, no wins against the AFC except the Browns

>>146834461
did they take the Batmobile?

>>146834461
> 2 days into HIS presidency
>Already seeing results like these
LETS GOOOOO

>>146834461
Hopefully he apologizes to them personally for making them do it.

>>146834469
did somebody on the lions roster steal your gf or something? every time i look at this general i see you seething about them

>>146834475
>by Jackson Richman
Fake news

>>146834491
Nah. It's unironically over.

>>146834469
put money on over 10 losses and screen cap it then

Guys why does Myles Garrett look so weird to me? There’s something weird about his face

>>146834505
And there it is.

>>146834501
Dont just put a dollar bet a 100 >>146834469 dont be a cuck

>>146834501
>>146834511
There's just no point bros. The Lions window slammed shut louder than the eruption of Krakatoa. They'll be shitters forever.

>>146834491
Nta but they do have a brutal first place schedule. I don't think it's a four win season or whatever it but if the over under for wins was 10.5 I might go with the under

Cringe or Based?

THIS is the year the bears will be good guys, trust me!!!

>>146834469
You can't count W/L record until the schedules drop.

>>146834535
>be excited during the offseason and bored during the season
versus
>be bored during the offseason and excited during the season
Either way, your team is bringing you happiness for half the year. What's the issue?

>>146834523
>using something something exploding open for a metaphor about something slamming shut
sad

>>146834529
that sounds reasonable. they're also losing both of their coordinators. i would not be surprised by 8 or 9 wins but i think they will at least get a wildcard slot, they have a lot of talent on their roster

>>146834545
It's never been more over than it is now.

>>146834541
>https://fbschedules.com/2025-detroit-lions-schedule/
they have, I think the Lions are a 11/12 win team next year (also not that faggot above)

When is Coach Primate joining Dem Boyz?

>>146834565
hopefully soon

blk boy booty cheeks be flopping around as he does booty twerks on a juicy BWC

>>146834565
No matter where he goes it's going to be a dumpster fire. He's so over hyped and shouldn't be anywhere near the NFL as a coach.

>>146834604
Where are his ears?

>>146834549
They might. Hangovers are a big thing. The 49ers had a bad one this year and the iggles had one last year too. The nfl is really hard in the sense that everything can change fast. Saturday was a huge loss for Detroit...one of the worst losses in the states history. I don't live in Michigan anymore but all my family and extended family does. It was really hard on them and some family members still haven't even texted back because they're so depressed about it. I'm not even meme-ing

>>146834242
Good pasta