most valuable primate

K W A B (both of them)

>>146828323
And there fpbp is

>>146828325
They're going to hire Saleh aren't they?

>>146828325
rehire Urban

>Patrick Mahomes on trying to draw a flag: "I probably shouldn’t have done that"

He is listening and learning. So lay off.

>>146828325
>father running the Jags
>son ruining AEW
I guess stupidity is hereditary

>>146828325
Mike McCarthy as Coach/GM confirmed

>>146828354
I can see McCarthy getting hired and then getting extended for going 9-8 two years in a row

>>146828259
r/Parenting has 8Million members fag chud
Whats 4chans usercount? Having kids is probably the most wholesome chungus turbonormie shit you could ever do

Legends of the game

>>146828375
He'd be their best coach this millennium if they hired him

>>146828384
Feel free to go back at anytime faggot

>>146828271
I think my response would be
>Maybe! But Jordan Manlove won't win shit lmao

Why is the Jets' choice for head coach a poor choice? Why do I have the gut feeling that it just won't work out? I can't quite put my finger on it.

Miss out on Ben Johnson

Missed out on Liam Coen

Missed out on Aaron Glenn

………..

Then decide to fire Trent Baalke. Now the top candidates are gone. The Jaguars are pure dysfunction.

There might not be a bigger fumble this cycle than how the #Jaguars handled this. Top coaching candidates were never going to Jacksonville with Trent Baalke still in place. Now, after all the top names have turned them down, the team (owner) finally realizes it. What a mess.

>>146828414
>Jets
There's your answer

>>146828384
Not even a top 80 subreddit

>>146828420
Their only salvation is that no one knows what makes a good HC and some random scrub they'll get now might as well turn out better than hotshots like Ben Johnson

If the Ravens couldn’t get it done with a 9 pro bowler team and a 3x MVP qb, what can they do to win next season?

>>146828420
Total fucking disaster. I guess its better late than never but goddamn everybody with two brain cells to run together knew he was rotten dogshit and needed to be fired back in fucking October

>>146828420
Chances they beg Liam Coen to reconsider now that Trent Baalke is gone?

>>146828420
Firing Baalke is the smartest thing Khan has ever done

>>146828420
They can offer total control of the team to someone which would be very attractive. Plus Shad is the least meddlesome owner in the league. It's the perfect job for Mike McCarthy. All he'd have to do is get them to respectable and he could coach for 100 years.

>>146828430
That's a valid point, but I don't think that's the source of the gut feeling I have that I can't quite put my finger on.

>>146828414
Because it's the Jets

>>146828432
4chan isnt even a top 80 site. Whats your point

>>146828499
>not a Mexican or fat
>or a fat Mexican
Make it again

>>146828325
lmao nobody wanted to work with him

>>146828414
Because he's literally another Saleh, you can copy+paste the media tweets from when they hired him 4 years ago

>leader of men
>loved by everyone
>has the defense always playing hard
>I'd run through a wall for him

Also >jest

>>146828519
There is a timeline where the dude went right into Mahomes there and ended his career, thus saving the NFL. What the fuck was he thinking?

>>146828420
When you're THAT hopeless you just go full glory days fllashback. Brunell HC go
Or Blaine Gabbert (Blake Bortles? they're the same guy to me). Whichever one was in the AFCCG with the 2nd worst refball in NFL history to keep them from the SB a few years ago

>>146828471
Saying Shad is smart for firing Baalke at this point is like saying it's a smart idea to get out of the house after you've set the kitchen on fire.

>>146828325
If they want to get the most out of Trevor Lawrence, go after Mike McCarthy.

>>146828519
I wouldn't pay a fine for the jets sake, either.

>>146828537
>Because he's literally another Saleh, you can copy+paste the media tweets from when they hired him 4 years ago
>leader of men
>loved by everyone
>has the defense always playing hard
>I'd run through a wall for him
That's also a valid point, but I don't think it's the source of my gut instinct which I can't quite put my finger on.

BAALKE FIRED

THANK FUCK

>>146828351
>>146828420
Mike McCarthy will go to the Jags. It's the only safe bet they have

>>146828469
He signed a new deal already

>>146828553
I never said he was smart, just that it was the smartest thing he's ever done

>>146828398
>still posting twitter links and pics
Someones the fag here and it isnt me lol i am a sex haver norman

>>146828397
This. Mike McCarthy and Sean Payton have incredibly similar careers yet only one of them is revered as an offensive genius and great coach. He developed Aaron Rodgers and had Dak playing the best football of his career, he is by far the best available option the Jags have.

>>146828603
Fair enough

>>146828580
This is a great opportunity for him. Watch him find success without toxic GM/owner breathing down his neck

>>146828606
You're the one posting reddit statistics lmao

>>146828600
>6 toes
Why are you so bad at AI?

>>146828544
>What the fuck was he thinking?
probably thought mahomes was gonna toss it at the last second and didnt wanna get a penalty for laying him out? should have just made the tackle

>>146828293
What in the bathwater shit is this?

>>146828519
Where is that nigga goin

>>146828642
People who call women cunts will buy this.

>>146828642
I got a yard full of snow and a plan for making a quick buck.

>>146828612
Favre developed Rodgers by making him seethe endlessly on the sidelines for years. That's why he is the epitome of the anti-gunslinger beta bitch QB, always taking a sack or throwing it out and protecting his stats instead of taking a risk

>>146828642
The real question is how is the insulation in that cup? The snow would melt after a few days even with the ambient temperature unless you keep in your freezer

>>146828518
If DFW were its own state it'd be one of the 20 biggest states in the US

They do have fat Latin babes ..

>>146828681
No shit retard

>>146828623
I think McCarthy would get them to the playoffs on a regular basis. Yes they'll be many playoff disappointments as a consequence but that's soooooo much better than what they've had in Jacksonville for decades.

>>146828708
You never answered my question anon. I was asking what the insulation was like because the company would make way more money just selling the cups if they can actually retain the heat or cold

>first thing first doing yet another segment on chiefs getting refballed to a championship

He's starting to crack

why are they like this?

>>146828761
It is something that you would have to keep in your freezer, yes. Nobody is selling cartons of snow that stays frozen in ambient temperatures good God

>>146828743
You seem to be forgetting he will be facing the unstoppable rapetrains of Shadeur Sanders Titans, Anthony "20% completion rate" Richardson Colts and uhhh oh right the Texans exist, and their QB totally didn't already waste his one allotted memeQB good season

>>146828642
>authenticated
Yup, its snow

>>146828519
That nigga going to the pizza hut buffet counter

>>146828790
I think you completely missed the point of my post kek

>>146828692
...and they have sluts

>>146828819
...and they have the Southern Belles

That whole area around SMU gives of a nice Old South vibe

>one of the most affluent places in Texas based on per capita income; it is ranked #12. In 2018, data from the American Community Survey revealed that University Park was the second wealthiest city in the United States, with a median household income of $198,438 and a poverty rate of 4.2%

I want to eat the carton of Eagles snow.

>>146828814
>Is actually wood
This is who the Jags would hire

>>146828789
He owns a philly team that he allowed to collapse in on itself while owning 2 other teams that are division rivals of other philly teams. It's a weird situation if nothing else

>Flacco all those playoff wins with Harbaugh
Lamar's excuse?

Who is the Naruto Uzumaki of the NFL?

>>146828293
That's my Autistic Coach!

CHARGE!

>>146828806
Yeah that division sounds like something McCarthy might be up for.

B E S T
E V E R

>>146828872
Mahomes duh. He's on a shonen quest to become the GOAT

>>146828553
>like saying it's a smart idea to get out of the house after you've set the kitchen on fire.
Heh..

>>146828871
>>146828893
hivemind

>>146828912
I just want to know why Flacco has all those playoff wins and Lamar doesnt

>>146828893
I liked this one. Really shows how unprecedented his pace is.

Who else thinks Jets should have hired Rex Ryan?

>>146828799
Yet in the playoffs we all watch first hand big playoff game after big playoff game as the refs clearly cheat in favor of the Chiefs and it's happened so much now that you can't say it's just a coincidence and the whole nation and sports media is rightfully in an uproar about it

>>146828692
>>146828819
>>146828848
>Fat slutty Latina southern belles
hot

>>146828926
rex isnt a minority

>>146828939
Kill yourself

>>146828871
>>146828893
Buy an ad

>>146828342
The type of brown that Shao Khan is hates the type of brown that Saleh is.

>>146828924
Flacco had 2 amazing playoff runs of individual success. He also had not just best defense in the NFL caliber defenses but historical defenses for a couple years. He never had sustained regular season play like Lamar.

What the fuck??

>>146828943
Get latinapilled anon

>Flacco had more help than Lamar
KEK feed me more Lamar excuses

>>146828927
>trading for him
??

>>146828968
>Hot take artist gives hot take
Uh wtf?????

>>146828968
>stephen a smith in 2025
people still watch first take???

>>146828968
>both have brown eyes
Is it really over for us A10 bros?

>>146828997
No, but blacks do

>>146828993
state of your life

There is zero chance Shedur plays for any team other than the one that hires Deion. I have no doubt about it. It's the same as it was with Bronny James in the NBA.

>>146828871
>>146828924
It's because Harbaugh, like Mark Andrews, is racist.
The best solution for the Ravens at this point is to cut all their white players and coaches. The most successful city in Earth's history is Wakanda, an all black city, so what's stopping the Ravens from having an all black dynasty?

>>146829014
If Neon Deion gets a HC Jon then I'm sure he will do everything he can to avoid drafting his sons

>>146829014
Deion is too old school for the pros

Best players of all time:
1. Patrick Mahomes
2. Tom Brady
3. Jerry Rice
4. Jamaal Charles
5. Richard Sherman

>>146829007
AND THEEEEEEEEEEEEERE IT IS

>>146829006
Allen plays like a >black QB. Mahomes is unironically more white than him.

>>146829020
It would be hilarious since he was the one and only coach ever who was willing to change everything to make Lameme continue pretending to be QB instead of converting him to RB or WR. Looks cute in the regular season but when games actually matter it's useless

>>146828420
It's not that bad, they can tank next year then hire Chris Shula

>>146829065
youre a moron. Lamar is a fantastic human being

>>146829053
None of the top 5 best players in NFL history are QBs. Neither of the top 2 played on offense.

>>146829053
This except replace Jerry Rice with Travis Kelce who is 2 seasons away from taking all of his records.

>>146829093
Based, everyone knows that Lawrence Taylor and Ray Lewis are the greatest players of all time

>>146828926
Rex is better off being a loud guy on TV

>>146829106
>Ray Lewis
shouldnt you be celebrating 3 mvp's with the local fent dealer, stromile?

>>146829106
>>146829106
*Lawrence Taylor and Reggie White

>>146829125
Do white people actually live in Chiraq? Don't they know they're doomed to be shot??

Based Liam cohen and Ben Johnson for getting baalke fired

>>146829125
He looks so autistic

>>146829166
Holmgren said Reggie White was the best defensive player he ever coached

>>146829096
Kelce is retiring after this season

>>146829028
I hope the GM drafts them anyways hahaha

>>146829199
tswift finna drop him right after

>>146829198
And he was right

Largent > Rice

>>146829259
Nope they're getting married and procreating first

>>146829174
Firearm death rate is significantly higher outside of cities.

BASED MAHOMES FINNA SLAY ANOTHER WHITOID!

Derrick Thomas was better than Reggie White

>>146829298
This is factually incorrect
>t Largent fan

>>146829323
That’s an insane claim

>>146829328
Largent caught passes bare handed whereas Rice admitted to being a Stick 'em babby

>>146829298
True, Steve Largent was better than Rashee Rice.

Reggie White single season sack record: 21
Derrick Thomas: 27

>>146829346
If you had watched them play you'd see Rice was a giant compared to Largent.

Can any of these defenses stop Barkley? Does Philly have the best defenv8hkjse left?

>>146829333
It's correct though, look it up

>>146829298
Yeah, not a big fan of Sidney Rice

>>146829361
Deacon Jones would've dwarfed them all if they counted sacks when he played

>>146829333
insanely true as well

>>146829298
That’s an insane claim

>>146829368
what position does that little guy play

Honestly I don’t know why >white qbs even exist anymore. They’re sooooo last century. Black king qbs are much better processors

>>146829365
He also had 2 HoFers throwing to him for his 9ers tenure. Who was throwing to Largent again?

>>146829462
Ur mum lel

is Hurts’ knee a big problem or nah?

Ninerbros, how we feeling?

If the Bills get into and win the Superbowl, I'll make a cringe af HOI4 Superevent webm.

>>146829479
I don't think my mother was playing for the Seahawks in the 70s and 80s

>>146829368
>Can any of these defenses stop Barkley?
Maybe, but it would take a lot focus on stopping him to do it, which would allow Hurts, as flawed as he is, to pass successfully.
>Does Philly have the best defense left?
Absolutely yes.

>>146829368
We have a good track record of handling superstar RBs. We always own Henry and CMC. Saquon isn't better than either and was getting frustrated against the Packers of all teams. I think we'll probably shut him down.

On why he picked a job that kept him in the NFC North

"I'm gonna be quite frank with you," Johnson said. "I kind of enjoyed beating Matt LaFleur twice a year."

>>146829502
She was playing for the other team if you what I’m talking bout

>>146829485
I don't think it'll be a big problem. I'm pretty sure it was just a bone bruise, which wouldn't limit him physically. It would just be pain he has to play through.

>>146828387
R.I.P. Drake Maye

Lamar > Favre

>>146829541
I don't know what you mean, please elaborate

New QB School just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddat_zhh3ug

Holy shit turn on ESPN! Raiders just hired Jon Gruden again!

How can people be so successful and so stupid at the same time?

>>146829560
Should've said WINston >Favre

>>146829599
Success doesn't have much to do with intelligence

>>146829623
Lmao. Just put the fries in the bag bro

put the fries in this bussy

>>146829599
He is sincere about his pursuit of wealth he is not sincere in his pursuit of a good football team.

>>146829526
I was talking about the bills or Commanders since we don't need to worry about you frauds

>>146829660
Ah, gotcha

>>146829623
>>146829599
>>146829636
He literally just won the lottery on getting a patent on a something that is produced constantly(car bumpers)

>>146829502
She was a big Seahawks supporter, huge

The stats don't favor Mahomes in this matchup. He has history working against him.

-No QB has went 4-0 against a rival in the playoffs.
-Chiefs set a Superbowl-era record with 8 straight games with no turnovers; this means they're overdue.

>>146829654
Like throwing fries down a hallway

>>146829612
Don't you mean Watson

>>146829725
No I meant Jameis Winston, a true gunslinger

>>146829722
Shan't be losing to the Bills in the playoffs, sorry. Send another contestant next time

The Eagles defense isn’t a basket case with no pash rush like Detoilet. I honestly can’t see the Commanders winning this.

Ladd McHonky elite?

>>146829759
Counterpoint: Hurts exists

>>146829578
HOLY SHIT A GRUDEN FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>146829759
Who cares. The NFC is so boring

Where does Muhammed-Kabeer Olarewaju Gbaja-Biamila Sr rank in terms of all time NFL names?

>>146828681
The even realer question is how well is that package sealed? If it's not airtight, that snow will sublimate in a couple weeks.

>>146829781
Yards per route run vs single-high coverage is not that complicated, brainlet

>>146829759
Jaden can march down the field on them

>>146829776
Counterpoint: Saquon doesn’t need Hurts

>>146829812
Below Dick Butkus

>amateur coordinators

what the FUCK are they thinking?

>>146829722
The chiefs lucked out facing a rebuilding bills instead of the ravens.

>>146829812
I for one prefer simplicity in my meme names. Sneed and Bussey are top tier.

>>146829860
Didn't Notre Dame give up 31 points in the first half?

>>146829930
le ebin 4chan words xD xD xD

>>146829923
The Bills beat the fuck out of your Ravens though.

/our/ guy can still win another ring

>>146829759
>I honestly can’t see the Commanders winning this.
They have before

>>146829984
Bills didn’t win so much as the Ravens lost. The Bills are not as good as the media tries to portray them.

>>146829984
>lose by 2 points
>BTFO

:/

>>146829825
It's just a fucking number. Might as well post:
12 inches.

>>146829988
Are his buttbuddy WRs staying too?

>>146829933
DCs who gave up 31 points in a game are having a good week right now.

I'm really stressed about a bunch of things and I want to cry

>>146829370
It’s an insane claim because it’s disingenuous. The assertion when those studies are cited are that rural areas are hotter zones of firearm violence. That’s not true. They have a much higher lethality rate by population percentage because suicide via use of a gun is higher in rural areas. When you use a gun you mean it. You’re not an emo kid looking for attention. You will end your life. Getting clipped in a drive-by in inner Chicago doesn’t have the same effect as putting a 12 gauge under your chin.

>>146830023
I don't understand this autism. Yes, stats are numbers. Good job.

Chiefs are ranked 12th at getting first downs by penalties btw.

>>146829860
cheap hire

>>146830036
>in a game
I meant in a half. Much funnier that way.

>>146829984
>beat the fuck out of
Cope lol

>>146830031
>Admitting openly you don't understand football
I bet you've never played either so you can't comprehend what I'm talking about

>>146830055
Enjoy getting bullied in the off season

>>146829933
OSU offense completely outclassed NDs defense even if you ignore that half their defense was injured. the fact the game was even close at the end is a win for Al Golden's resume.

>>146830042
Crying is a way for the body to process its emotional build-up. I cry often and it gets me through these hard times. Men don't cry, though, remember that. Find strength and don't indulge in crying or telling yourself things are so bad. Basically if you wouldn't cry in front of another person over whatever it is then it's either normal emotional build-up or bullshit you can get over
Anyway go Steelers

>>146830065
I have yet to see an Eaglesfag post the one thing the Eagles D is actually good at, instead they just blame Pickett ad nauseum

>>146830042
Life is bullshit. Sometimes I want the planet to be destroyed.

>>146830054
You ever wonder why they never publish analysis? Turning numbers into information? Because there is none. You yourself didn't even posit an analysis, just asked a mindnumbing question

Is Philly the most retarded city in America?

>>146830134
That's the will to power bro, and it's an atavistic illusion

>>146830045
I don't know what to tell you man. If you live in rural areas you're more likely to die by firearm. And the difference in injuries isn't that significant. You're even more likely to get injured unintentionally in rural areas.

>>146830149
its always sunny IS a documentary

>>146829923
Teams that lost love to be like "You're so lucky we couldn't make it further, or you'd be so screwed!!"
Yeah I don't think that's how it works

>>146830122
You'll see Sunday like you did on the Thursday night game my low IQ friend

>>146829812
not quite as good as D'Brickshaw Ferguson

>>146828893
>muh pace
>muh trajectory
>muh x before age y

How many more bullshit statistics will they invent for their DEI goat?

7>3
2-0

Thats literally it

>>146830219
Eww Irish

Rams are cool

rate glenn's coach staff

>>146829860
I just saw that Big Lou left for the Clots, is that a good hire? He did a lot with not that much in 2019-2023 but it all felt apart this year.

>>146830219
Even you have to admit this graph >>14682892 is disturbing. He's coming for Brady.

>>146830137
Cry about it, brainlet. No one is going to spoonfeed you.

>>146830197
I'll tell you what it is, since you clearly don't know. Turnovers. Daniels had 9 turnovers this year, and IIRC 5 of them were in game 2 against the Eagles. Yet, I don't think I've seen that stat mentioned a single time. It's always been "run game" and "pass rush", things the Redskins have beaten before.
If you want to be a ball knower, point out how the Eagles are way better than anyone else at getting Daniels to turn over the ball

>>146830081
I'm surprised that OSU was only ranked 8th and lost twice. I knew they were going to win as soon as the bracket was created

>>146830271
>Todd Haley
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Saquon is talking rn anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUZ66Rp7FJ8

>>146830149
>He still doesn't understand what I'm talking about because he doesn't know anything about football
Sad but many such cases

>>146830271
>Steve Wilks g
good
>Mark Brunell
good
>Chuck Guitar
dunno
>Thomas Brown
what job?
>Todd Haley
I assume as OC? he's good at his job but somehow everywhere he goes people hate him, there is no way he gets along with Aaron, so I assume he is gone.

>>146830214
Antwaan Randle-El is my all time favorite it just sounds the silliest to me

>>146830271
>Todd Haley
How long until he tries to sabotage the offense so he can take over as HC?

>>146830149
That's disingenuous. Not being able to read isn't why they struggle with job applications, I'm sure the McDonalds manager is trained to walk people through the application process(otherwise no actual retards and/or foreigners could work there and they obviously do). It's trying to stay awake when on the edge of overdosing on opiods that gives many in Philadelphia the hardest time.

>>146830219
>>146830285
Fail quote

>>146830285
>completely deleted from the archive
Was it that bad?

>>146830289
>Football Insights
What's the fucking insight. Ladd McConkey is good? That he's schemed by an offensive expert? Fucking fantastic
This is what debate shows and 140 characters has done to the human brain

>>146830380
The retard left off a number

Praying for the Mahomes downfall like my life depends on it

Didn't know Lamar Jackson's dad is Bahamian and played in the NFL. No wonder he is a 3x MVP.

>>146830271
>black HC
>black DC
I’m sorry, jetsfaggots

>>146830342
Todd Haley is utter shit. The only thing good about him is he's the Alabama to Matt Canada's Mississippi and looks not retarded by comparison

>>146830297
The Eagles beat the Commanders at home by two possessions before a garbage time TD with less than 30s to go. In that game the Commanders turned the ball over 1 time (webm related).

>>146830271
>todd haley

fucker hasn't coached in the NFL since 2018. he then coached a high school team

oh, and after his last game as the steelers' OC, someone on the team shoved him to the ground breaking his pelvis. no one was charged because none of the players or staff would identify the person that shoved him

We know Tony is eternal KWABOTY but how good is their Jaguars ownership?

>>146830347
Speaking of Steelers, how weird is it that Hines Wars played at Heinz Field when Hines isn't even a name

>>146830389
I don't run that account, and I didn't choose their name. If you have something to say about the list, say it. You don't have to be so autistic.

so mccarthy is going to the raiders then?

>>146830410
No resemblance at all

>Aaron Glenn offered 5 years by the jets
How long will he last?
How long did Chicago sign Johnson for?

>>146830459
You're gay

>>146830439
>Doesn't fire Baalke until after people are obviously passing on the jags hc job because Baalke wasn't fired yet
What do you think

>>146830440
Randle-el is always a redskin in my mind. But yeah it is weird I remember thinking about that. Same as the eagles wearing "kelly green" under coach chip kelly

>>146830440
thats kinda funny

How does a threepeat in the NFL affect LeBron's legacy?

he's right you know

none of the haters care about facts, they just want to be angry

>>146830517
https://www.nflpenalties.com/automatic-first-downs.php?year=2024&view=total_for

>>146830149
No that's unfortunately all too common in the US

Now I know why Dan Campbell was crying, he lost both his coordinators and knows he'll be exposed next season which results in him losing his job. Jared Goof blew his only chance.

>>146828544
Mahomes knows how to take a hit retarderino

>>146830521
Isn't his legacy ruining the NBA?

>>146830503
ze council would not approve of this meme

>>146830435
>by two possessions before a garbage time TD
Ok so they won by one possession, retard. Because without that one possession, the game would've gone into overtime
>with less than 30s to go
You mean the time frame where the Commies win like 90% of their games?

That game also had the worst time management of the year. IIRC the Redskins spent like 10 minutes running the ball while behind by 2 possessions. If you don't think next game is going to be close, you're insane

>>146830539
He cries every time they lose, he's such a faggot

>>146830529
I actually generally like the chiefs, but this dude is insufferable. I actively ignore anything associated with him or his show. In fact, I did not even read this post.

>>146830529
>During 24 playoffs: it’s rigged
Notice there’s no explanation of why that one’s wrong

Lions losing
>OC
>DC
>offensive line coach
>defensive line coach
Speaks well about Detroit desu

>>146830437
steelers culture is fucking horrendous

>>146830521
These chips are a three peat of flavor and have done nothing but make lebrons legacy stronger

>>146830529
why do these guys decide to simp for certain athletes? it's like Shannon and LeBron, which he stopped doing as soon as he left First Take. It makes these guys look pathetic. This reads like a schizo offseason /nfl/ post.

Lions getting bumped by a rookie is pretty funny ngl

>>146830571
It speaks to the fact that you will never be good enough, yeah. You will never have a better roster or coaching staff than you've had the past two seasons, and you were still shit. Congrats

>>146830439
Khan is probably the worst owner in the NFL.

>>146830593
Seething Packers fan detected

>>146830593
lol ok bub

>>146830557
Do you not understand how a defense might play differently if they are up by 2 possessions at the end of the game, as opposed to when they have to make a stop to maintain a lead. They back off and try to prevent a quick score, while allowing short or medium gains that use up the clock.
But anyway, as soon as the clock went past the 2 minute warning the game was functionally over. The success rate for onside kicks is basically zero with the new rules.

BUY OUR NUGGIES

>>146830571
It does but the real test is how you replace them. That's what separates the one season wonders and the perennial contenders.

Can the Eagles wear their Kelly Greens in the Owl? Is that allowed?

>>146830618
At the end of the day, we all get what we deserve
You deserve this.

>>146830578
nick kike is from kansas city, which makes his ''takes'' even more insufferable. hes just a homer fanboi who happened to be in the right place at the right time

reminder: eagles are the most insufferable fans in the world

>>146830556
I actually meant to post interdasting but I hit the wrong file. I beg mercy of the counsel

>>146830643
The lions will regress a little, but they have too many great players locked up and aren't losing anyone super important.
I predict 12-5

>>146830642
>Game-winning product
is that the secret to winning - tyson chicken products?

>>146830642
OH MY SCIENCE PLEASE LET THERE BE A PLANT-BASED VERSION

>>146830056
Not that cheap, I'm sure they had to top his ND money and I believe he was being paid pretty well

>>146830651
lol ok bub

>>146830649
who even is that?

>>146830686
i think he was making around $9 million at ND

>>146830679
Big Chicken Nugget pulls the strings in the NLF.

>>146830675
you good

>>146830634
Literally all irrelevant. You said "I honestly can’t see the Commanders winning this." when there is a pretty good chance that they will. The Eagles won the first game by one possession and lost the other even with 5 turnovers.

Best athletes of all time

>Gareth Bale
>Ronaldo
>Ibrahimovic
>Josh Allen
>Mahomo

Any rumors on loins coaching replacements?

>>146830702
Nta but pretty sure it's Ester Exposito, a Spanish actress

is he right?

>>146830726
Dennis Allen for DC?
I mean no question he turned the Saints D into an elite unit when he was there until it all went to shit.

>>146830725
Where is Ronnie O'Sullivan?

>>146830726
just that they will likely promote from within which sounds like a bad idea

>Commanders had less than 200 yards of total offense and 14 points before CJGJ was ejected for too many mean words
He's the most important player in the nfccg

>>146830726
Urban Meyer is coming out of retirement

>>146830750
Absolutely. The Lions should keep Goff for as long as possible. He is, quite frankly, top 5 in the whole league. :)

Good news, nfl female viewership just went up 100 million percent

>>146830750
>but up until that pick 6
coincidentally, that's where I stopped reading kek

>>146830750
reddit is full of losers so no kidding he is happy to support a loser who gagged with everything on the line.

jesus christ, why doesn't he just hire mccarthy back?

>>146830674
That's a based eagles fan desu

>>146828293
Loins window is closed isn’t it

>>146830683
Their target audience is white trash, not manchildren

Does anyone want to see my fat duck?

I wonder if 2 years of Kellen Moore will look like 2 years of Shane Steichen

>>146830843
Is it fatter than Daffy?

>>146830812
I don't know anything about him, but going off name and look I think he'll be good.

>>146830658
it's just weird how these people will go on tv and simp for these guys like this though, even if you root for the team. Like this is not normal behavior even if you are from the city.

>>146830843
Better not let me see it I will make duck sausage out of it. Your mom loves my duck sausage. I always tell her to duck down and get a taste of this sausage.

Reminder the Chiefs won a 2peat in the raiders stadium while Elway presented the Lombardi.

>>146830873
It will be ok

>>146829298
True, Steve Largent could beat the shit out of Ray Rice

>>146830271
>Black
>Defensive minded coach
>Bringing in a motley crew of head coaching rejects
>Black
>Hired by the jest
No way he is lasting more than 2 years. He would be better off staying in Detroit.

The only team that could have beat the chiefs just got eliminated by the bills. This season is already over. Its a 3 peat

>>[Rapoport] #Chiefs coach Andy Reid tells reporters that WR Mecole Hardman, who was attempting to return off IR after a knee injury, will remain there and won't play again this season.
Yes!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!
3peat confirmed!!!!

>>146830758
Sounds good to me
>>146830817
Fuck no it isn't
>>146830843
Post duck and I'll post my fluffy chicken

>>146830529
BASED

Breaking Andy Reid died. Shit his pants and died

>>146830958
what about them nuggies

>>146830958
FUMBLEROOSKI

>>146830963
digested

>>146830958
This didn't happen.

should I?

>>146830942
Our toughest opponent was always going to be the Eagles

>>146830991
80% of it is like one chiefsfag who's terminally online

>>146829125
You know, I've seen Ben always wear a hat so I thought he was bald

>>146830958
Did he shit himself before or after he croaked?

>>146830989
aye

>>146831002
Yeah you wish, because that's you, to such an extent that I know exactly who you are. There are over 12 Chiefs kings in this general, stop assuming it's all one person to feel better about yourself for being the biggest loser alive.

>wins the superbowl after being predicted to be a 6 win team
>makes philly, dallas, and jew yorkers kill themselves

Yeah I'm thinking based

>loins get two third round picks for Glenn
Based

>>146831001
Full strength Lions team would dominate the Iggles imo

AAAAAAAHHHH REFFIES SAVE ME CJGJ SAID MEAN WORDS I'M GOING INSANE

>>146831024
Friendly reminder that Brady was drafted with a comp pick

chiefs bros, our response?

>>146830780
all kickers are now on notice

>>146830989
I'm amazed it only cost $5

>>146831070
Why should we bother when you've lost thousands of times and still don't listen to anyone but yourself?

>>146831021
First rookie QB to win an Owl, believe it!

>>146830843
Hey asshole wheres the duck pic

>>146830817
they just lost the league's top OC that was carrying an overrated defense to a division rival as well as the DC, who is still decently skilled but a great 'leader of men', hence his being a solid fit at HC for his old team (even though the jets ownership is bottom 3 in the league). the divisional rival (the bears) in this case are going to be seen as the hot spot destination in the division since their new HC has years of experience dealing with the other teams, they have top 5 cap space for 2025 and are in a good early round draft position with a top 10 1st rounder and two top 10 2nd rounders. poles and johnson are going to immediately want to start refining the team, and will surely be more aggressive than not during the off season.

the lions, on the other hand, look like a team whose SB window just closed, meaning they might need a few more years before they can get back to championship/SB round contention. it'll also be that much harder to attract free agents since their not-so-secret weapon just defected to a division rival with more upside, more cap space and better draft picks.

tl;dr version:

yep.

it's over.

If we lose to the Bills, I will root for Josh Allen to win it all.
If we lose to the Commies, I will be happy for them.
If we lose to the Eagles, I will not feel anything at all.

>>146831167
Bears looking to be back to back offseason champs

it's settled, now shut the fuck up

>>146830989
I'll give you $10

>>146831167
>the bears are going to be seen as the hot spot destination in the division that has been kicking their ass
That's a tough sell. You're going to need more than a smug penguin reaction image to convince me.

>>146828519
Holy fuck my sides have just rocket-shipped into intergalactic orbit

>>146831001
the redskins BEAT the pigeons in their most recent match, and that was after the redskins committed FIVE TURNOVERS. that won't be happening a second time.

you're getting redskins vs chiefs in the tomahawk super bowl and you're going to fucking like it. winner gets a new trophy, some new clothes, and about 75,000 american dollars as a victory bonus. the loser has to change their team's name.

Trust in kevin
Trust in JJ

>>146830720
I didn't say that. That was some other anon. But saying the first one was close and the second one matters for the sake of this conversation is disingenuous. The first game was not very close and the second is pretty much meaningless because the Eagles played without Hurts for almost the whole game.

>>146830971
cheatfs fags literally, LITERALLY dont understand football

Jalen Hurts is 0-135 in hypothetical situations

>>146831029
Aaron "the defensive genius" Glenn would let them score 60+ and goof would have another meltie.

bet bros, mahomes has won twenty (20) straight home games when the temperature has been 40 degrees or lower

the temp for kickoff on sunday is 32 degrees

>>146831240
Hypothetically they will lose

>>146831167
what does the ubuntu linux penguin have to do with your post

>>146831252
40° isn't cold. It was -25° when I started my car yesterday

>>146831215
I hope you're right. I will be rooting for you.
If we ever change our name it would almost certainly be to the Kansas City Wolves

>>146831252
Pretty sure the Bills can handle 32F

>>146830812
The fact that they did a second "interview" with him makes it seem probable. I guess that would mean Deion is staying in college. They'll probably hire him or Moore in a couple years.

>>146831167
>Entire group of talented players locked up for at least another season
>plenty of money to resign players as needed
>great locker room environment
Lions window is wide open, burrs will be a rebuild for another year, vikes will regress HARD with JJ
Loins go 12-5 to win division
Pack take a wild card spot
Burrs will never be a hot spot lmao

>>146831328
if they screw up the assistant hiring then you have the 2023 Elgles on your hand, and it's a lost year.

FUCKING WHY?

>>146831340
you know why

Why is no one talking about how big a loss Cosmi is for the Commanders?

>>146831340
Because Shad Khan likes money

>>146831350
This

>>146831351
Lions like the balrog reaching up to grab Gandalf as they fall
One last fuck you to washington

>>146831340
oof

>>146831339
Didnt they still make the playoffs?

>>146831356
how does the NFL make more money playing in Brazil? plus the home team is missing out on stadium revenue

>>146831340
you know why anon

>>146831350
>muh joos
Aren't a large majority of NFL owners not jews?

>>146831368
football is a winter sport

>Quinyon Mitchell (shoulder) says he’s playing on Sunday. No limitations.
Oh thank GOD

>>146831378
Ask Khan I don't know
He loves international games for some reason

>>146831328
there he is: the delusional detroit bandwagon monkey who's been a "fan" since they beat the chiefs in the season opening a couple of years ago. the monkey doesn't even realize that his green text bullet points ALL apply to the BEARS, but not the lions since the environment wasn't great enough to keep EITHER of their two coordinators.

the window's closed, little man. you jumped on the wrong bandwagon. tough shit lmfao.

>>146831375
yes but they fell apart like the Stoolers this year

>>146831398
He likes the London games because he has business interests over there.

bills bros, I don't feel so good

>>146831389
blacks are not evolved for the winter

Quick, name a ginger currently in the league who isn't Dalton or Mark Davis

>goof
>Entire offensive line, with Mahogany looking like he has a bright future to replace Glasgow
>Sun God
>Hutch
>Jamo
>LaPorta
>Gibbs
>Monty
>Analzone
>Patrick
>Branch
>Kerby
>McNeil
>Reader
>Bates
>Skipper
>Barnes
>Reeves Maybin
>Rodriguez
>Arnold
Lions will be FINE

>>146831423
Lamar Jackson
Oh, wait, you said "ginger"

>>146831402
>Burrs fan talking "tough"
Lol
Lmao, even

>>146831433
all due for regression

>>146831433
Most of those guys are overrated as fuck, the coaches are all gone, and the quarterback is still goof. We've seen what their ceiling is.

>>146831433
Coaching is the most important thing in the NFL, followed by QB.
You are fucked on both counts

>>146831449
Nah

>>146831449
>>146831459
>>146831460
Seething and scared of the loins, how embarrassing

Bussy

SMDH KWAB

why are NFCN retards allowed to continue shitting up this general after their embarrassing performance this year
nobody cares who will be at the top of your shit division next year

>>146831447
>i have no argument and am too much of a clueless monkey to do anything but nervously laugh, sir

very well, i accept your admission of defeat. no more (you)s for you. it's over. you've refuted nothing and only served to make me look better. i win and you lose. start coping or waddle on back to your reddit shit hole, faggot.

>bears and lions fans fighting each other

how cute

>>146831488
the north is the heart and soul of football

>>146831481
but they just had a defense-minded coach that they fired?

>>146828799
This is fraudulent stat magic so dumb dumbs excuse all the critical flags they get

>>146831488
NFC north teams are by far the most discussed and popular in /nfl/ generals, bitch tits. your being new around here is showing, and it's showing a very retarded and cringe way.

>>146831518
>NFCN teams have the most autistics that constantly spam the general

FTFY

Humiliate and ridicule all riggedposters. Send them back to R*ddit where they belong. /nfl/ is a Chiefs board.

NFCN was conquered by the NFCE, the best division in the League

>>146831530
nah, that's still the AFC west, and that's only because of the chiefs. again: your newness to 4chan is shining through in a most gay and retarded manner.

>>146831536
Grabbing her arms and pinning them to her sides so she can't cover her face to hide her tears and shame while I rape her

My Lions would've bootyblasted the eagles... and the chiefs...

>>146831491
Lol
Lmao, even

>>146831556
They got their shit cleaned by the 6 seed with a rookie QB you idiot.

>>146831504
You've been told multiple times now that that isn't true. They get flags at the worst times as well.

>lions offensive line coach Hank Fraley staying in Detroit
Based

Birth of a Dynasty

>>146831570
He's not, he's looking around for an OC position where he can call plays

2024 is the year the league makes up for the 2018 afc chip where they hosed KC. This season has been 1 long make up call

>>146831568
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>146831568
What about the dpi that won them the Philly owl

>>146831570
he's lined up for his 2nd interview with the seahawks for their OC position. they can't WAIT to flee from that organization you clueless faggot lol.

>>146831595
Holy fucking Christ how are there STILL retards posting this
IT WAS TEXTBOOK DPI. THIS HAS NOT BEEN A CONVERSATION FOR YEAAAAARS. Fuck

How did Khan not fire Baalke in 2022 when they were having the exact same problem hiring coaches for the exact same reasons?

>>146831609
Still puts an asterisk on their win

>>146831567
1. Injuries
2. Goff had food poisoning
3. AG and BJ didn't care, they had coach positions to worry about
4. Commanders did look solid
Next year the Lions will dominate if they stay healthy

bears bros, we're going to be okay

>>146830219
It's a concept known as "proportions", and it's not surprising that you can't comprehend it. Your kind's inability to grasp per capita data is well established.
You see, Brady is like a crack dealer that sold 7 grams of crack, but it took him 20 days to do it. That's more impressive than selling 3 grams in 20 days, yes. However, if another crack dealer sold 3 grams in only 8 days, then that means he's actually selling MORE crack per day than the other dealer! So if the question is "who is better at selling crack?", then you cannot find the answer simply by finding the guy who has sold the most crack in total over his entire life. This is also why white people claim you use more government funding than them, despite the fact that whites as a total use more government funding than you people do. I hope this helps, brotha.

>>146831624
No, no it does not at all. Literally in no fucking way whatsoever. Absolute numbnuts. Today you learned flags are called in every game

>>146831609
>IT WAS TEXTBOOK DPI
No it wasn't

>>146831628
I'm so fucking hyped to be hurt again.

>>146831628
they sell the team? or just get rid of it?

>>146831621
because TONY (not shad) wasn't browsing X com when a bunch of jaguars fans started dumping all over the GM. TONY is the one who gets all of his bullshit ideas for both the jacksonville jaguars and all elite wrestling from X com, and because he fired up the website at the right time, baalke's gone.

>>146831643
HURR DURR ME LITERAL RETARD. Yes, it fucking was. This is not a debate you actual dog-brained subhuman. Listen you fucking retard. Let me make this as plain as possible for you. The ONLY reason there was ever controversy around that call, was because the broadcast showed the commentators the wrong part of the play where nothing happened and they went on about "ah, you can't call that!!" The broadcast fucked up. Since then the actual moment of the hold has been clarified, everyone involved including the fucking CB has admitted that it was textbook DPI, there is no longer any controversy. It's over. There is nothing to talk about. But dumbasses like you will fucking never get the memo through your dense "ummm muh refs!!!" heads. You believe what you want to believe. Fine. But don't ever mistake yourself for sentient.

>>146831618
Can you tell the AI to give her cuter feet

>>146831625
>all that cope

The denial stage of your grieving process has clearly begun.

>>146831642
>play a close game until the final minutes
>ref throws a flag to end the game
Asterisk
The Rams win is also an asterisk for the same reason

>>146831653
?

>>146831625
>3. AG and BJ didn't care, they had coach positions to worry about
Brain damage. Even if we assume that AG and BJ are 100% selfish, winning an Owl would command them an even better position than not doing so. Even if both of them were only thinking about next season, winning games means they can get more money and/or better jobs

>>146831625
I agree with all these except goff food poisoning

>>146831660
You are not allowed to commit DPI at any point in the game, let alone when it matters most. Sorry that you didn't get the result that you want, but "HOW CAN HE FLAG??" is not a viable response

>>146831672
It devalues their win, you cant deny that

>>146831668
Way too detailed, just look at some reference art like Casino on Pixiv

>>146831618
>>146831653
can you also tell the AI to pick a non faggot team, like the redskins or maybe the texans if you're married to the rooty-tooty guns

>>146831650
Your autistic screeching doesn't make it so. The contact was insignificant, it didn't slow him enough to affect the play. Same amount of grabbing that happens on every single play. And the ball was not catchable, even if there was no contact.
Bradberry being classy post-game doesn't change anything.

>>146831682
Stop responding to me you unbelievable dumbass

Ai slop is cringe. Have some self-respect and learn how to draw.

>>146831687
I accept your concession I guess. You'll probably post something stupid again later though.

>>146831694
We have nothing further to talk about, you have proven yourself to be objectively retarded, good job. Nothing more to say, so stop trying to talk to me

The league has fined Joe Mixon $25k for saying "“Everybody know how it is playing up here. You can never leave it into the refs hands. The whole world see, man.” after the loss to the Chiefs.

>>146831721
You left out the part where he never said it

>>146831697
Love you babe

>>146831723
based chiefs sissy defending the team every minute of every day

>>146831723
No that's the one he actually did say. Initially the announcement of the fine cited a different quote that was actually tweeted by TJ Houshmandzadeh but they eventually corrected it.

Lionsbros
Is next year our year?

>>146831721
Good. They should fine Demeco Ryans too. It's one thing for casuals online to talk about it being le fixed, it's another for a coach to imply that and compromise the entire league's integrity just because his shit team lost. It's also his fault to begin with that his players are on this wavelength, they clearly came in to the game with this ready-made cope. Which is great coaching by the way, if your team is coming into the game thinking you're not only playing the Chiefs but the refs, there's no way they're going to be in the right mindset to win.

I think the real problem is the refs suck at enforcing the rules correctly
We need AI refs

>>146831721
Deserves it

>>146831368
Hope he enjoys going back to Brazil next year for that comment

>>146831723
>>146831762
Imagine being this autistic

>>146831762
Mixon's quote could very arguably not be about criticizing the refs or claiming anything is rigged. "Don't leave it up to the refs" is a thing people say all the time, without it being a specific criticism. It can just mean "beat them by enough that chance/subjective things like penalties don't matter".

>>146831761
0-16 next season, honky

>>146831704
What do you use to make these?

>>146831765
cringe

>>146831780
Alright chud
I screencapped your post
We'll revisit this January 1st next year.

>>146831787
Exorbitant talent

>>146831787
Stick a cactus up your ass

>>146831778
Correct, in fighting "never leave it to the judges" is a super common comment, the NFL is just desperate to stop people from calling out their obvious bias.

>>146831776
This guy you keep (You)ing >>146831723 is not defending the Chiefs you illiterate refball retard, he's saying Mixon never even said it and is defending Mixon. Good Lord
>>146831778
He also said "Everybody knows how it is playing up here" and "The whole world see, man." Same as Demeco who said with a wink-wink sort of grin, "We knew it was us against... EVERYBODY," he's implying the refs were against them

POST 500 IS THUS CLAIMED

SOMEONE MAKE THE NEXT FUCKING GENERAL BECAUSE I'VE GOT AN EXCELLENT SHIT POST IN THE QUEUE

>>146831824
How about you suck my cock first

>>146831824
Everytime I'm poised and ready to make a New, someone beats me to it. Everytime I'm not, nobody else is ready to do it. I gave up

>>146828457
Bribe Taylor Swift to dump Travis Kelce and start dating one of their players.

>being a thread cuck
Couldn't be me

NEW
>>146831767
>>146831767

>>146831806
Yeah, how DARE Mixon theoretically maybe possibly conceivably say things MIGHT be construed as saying things are rigged! The NFL should've fined him more

We were robbed of a Chiefs vs Lions Superbowl…

>>146831848
Thanks for reminding me, I forgot about that game

>>146830942
>trusting playoff lameme, ever
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