>shitjeet pretending he was ever good at tennis
that actually requires so athleticism you brown tub of lard

Bouldering
PARSIQ
Central York properties
Mental decline in terms of tennising
Yo La Tengo

might have a few ghosts ships to calm to nerves of leaving the house

The people I live with probably right now don't have parents who can just fling around 35k
I unironically feel bad for them
This is why I will never make it, because I'm not a psychopath

mum told me to clean my room and do the laundry, gonna need some ghost ships before I attempt that, to calm the nerves of course.

>>146831051
this was a theory I through out there
thought it helped my tennis
thoroughly debunked now

I fucking hate t20 with every fibre of my being

I thought it was a ghost ship when you get a clean first wipe after your shit

I actually quite like this film

Despite the DUDE WEED LMAO content

Have you seen Nosferatu (2025) yet?
Possibly the greatest horror film of all time

UK unironically needs a strong leader like Putin or thomas sankara
Current goofball hasn't a clue

>>146831214
Yeah
My brother rated it higher than me

Less than 1 week until the test series starts lads

>>146831290
Always thought your brother was the smart one
Reckon he'll go for a pint with me?
Need a meeting of minds

yeah

>>146831107
might suck a ghost ship to calm the nerves before i move my bed out of the corner

My brother is amazing desu, you can just like say anything historical to him and he will have some kind of opinion on it
I'm more zany and more into sports (something which he doesn't acknowledge the existence of), better at bouldering too haha

>>146831335
based

brothers about to give me a history lesson and I'm a nervous wreck. Gonna need to have a few more ghost ships before that happens

only thing that makes me nervous is tennis

>>146831399
if he was so scared he'd need to sink a ghost ship before captaining a ghost ship he'd be joe spookt iykwim haha

Nosferatu is a great movie if you're into cuckoldry.

Brother doesn't like music
Hasn't heard of unwound or magdalena bay or whatever
But he can cook and I can't

>>146831448
Good acting in that flick
Doesn't mean anything overall though

>>146831468
>When the foreign Orlok arrives in Wisborg by ship, he brings with him a swarm of rats which, in a deviation from the source novel, spread the plague throughout the town.[13][15] This plot element further associates Orlok with rodents and the idea of the "Jew as disease-causing agent".[11][13] It is also notable that Orlok's accomplice in conspiracy Knock is a Jewish realtor, who acts as the vampire's fifth column in the Biedermeier town of Wisborg.[16] There were other views – writer Kevin Jackson has noted that director F. W. Murnau "was friendly with and protective of a number of Jewish men and women" throughout his life, including Jewish actor (((Alexander Granach))), who plays Knock in Nosferatu.[17] Additionally, Magistrale wrote that Murnau, being a homosexual, would have been "presumably more sensitive to the persecution of a subgroup inside the larger German society".[13] As such, it has been said that perceived associations between Orlok and antisemitic stereotypes are unlikely to have been conscious decisions on the part of Murnau.[13][17]
>>146831040
they could just close their eyes and walk away haha

saw the old nosferatu ages ago and never made the connection to antisemitism. Weird how jewish people see horrible creatures and think they're being made fun of.

>>146831490
same happened with the bank goblins in 'arry 'otter

>>146831529
found it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tay%E2%80%93Sachs_disease
>The disease is rare in the general population.[1] In Ashkenazi Jews, French Canadians of southeastern Quebec, the Old Order Amish of Pennsylvania, and the Cajuns of southern Louisiana, the condition is more common.[2][1] Approximately 1 in 3,600 Ashkenazi Jews at birth are affected.[2]
interesting how the groups affected are known for incest innit
also >Ashkenazi >Quebec
both have a higher than average chance of developing schizophrenia because they inbreed so much

Didn't work last week and it just took on a different atmosphere
Was beautiful

A weekend off from toil simply isn't a weekend off
It's just constant, incessant
There is no escape

If you take a random week off work that's basically it for the year, can't take any more time off factoring in family obligations
This world is nothing but a slave factory
Sprouting out more heads, to serve and consume mindlessly

Women's Super Smash on now lads

More super smash bros
Less women's super smash

Better climb a true v5 in leeds tomorrow to make up for that 3-12 embarrassment

business idea
strip women's super smash bros 4 stock final destination no items

Goodnight dear bros
Toil on the morrow

>>146831746
i might have to suck a few ghost ships before hand, just to calm the nerves of course

When I go to bed slightly later and slightly more drunk
I have slightly less weird dreams

>>146831774
yeah you're not getting as good REM sleep la

I fainted at the curry house when I heard REM had broken up
That's me in the korma
Aha x

THAT'S ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT
SHITTING OUT MY CHICKEN
I DON'T KNOW IF I ATE TOO MUCH
I HAVEN'T BUTTERED 'NUF

colin munroe has a bit of a slampig wife

>>146832208
Bordering braphog territory

corr

>ctrl+f auto
>1 of 1
>ctrl+f sage
>1 of 1
trip on rulesperg

great detective work anon

/brit/cel hours fade into /aus/pol hours and back again. Time is flat circle.

glad I went to bed last night so I didn't have to endure watching Smacky do terribly though a party of me wonders if it was my fault for not watching

I reckon that Post could've been less than three lines and been better for it

>>146832819
i hope you didn't get too puffed having to stand your fat arse up and walk to the router you obese poltard

>>146832810
i went to bed at like 9:30, the first time ive been to bed before 11pm in months
shit game, thread was dead and i blame /cric/ for knocking out smacky

>>146832896
>thread was dead
you should join this discussion >>146827984 it's alive and kicking

anyone remember when the cricketing general was good?

>>146833031
No because it was never good

>>146833031
circa 2013 when foriegn flags weren't a thing

>>146833031
you mean during any test cricket featuring a white team?

>>146833031
Only when NZ flags are around

>Nazi symbols graffitied on Nationals politician's billboard
>Police are investigating how Nazi symbols were drawn on billboards erected by a Nationals politician in regional NSW.
>Swastikas were discovered to have been sketched on outdoor advertising boards belonging to federal Nationals candidate for Calare Sam Farraway, in Orange, about 260km west of Sydney, on Tuesday.
>Farraway said he hoped those responsible for the graffiti "cop the full force of the law".
>Nazi symbols (edited here) were graffitied onto promotional material belonging to NSW Nationals politician Sam Farraway. (Facebook/Office of Sam Farraway)
>In a message on social media, he said it was "disappointing to find it in our backyard in the Central West, a region that is home to many people, races and cultures."
>Farraway also said far-right extremism has no place in Australia.
>Police said they were investigating the "offensive" vandalism.
>"The New South Wales Police Force takes hate crimes seriously."
>The incident comes amid a spate of antisemitic attacks in Sydney and Melbourne over past months that have been condemned by state and national leaders.
>On Tuesday, a firebomb attack on a childcare centre in south-east Sydney left the building gutted.
>NSW Police set up Strike Force pearl last month to investigate hate crimes with an antisemitic focus across Sydney's eastern suburbs.
>To date, it has charged nine people over alleged attacks.
>Anyone with information should contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.
daaily reminder no one actually cares about 2% of the population especially when there are only 9 culprits and no deaths nor when retarded diversity hires spell Strike Force Pearl as Strike Force pearl and it's a bit retarded all this shit about """god's chosen people""" is forced down our throats when no one gives a shit because they're ugly as fuck
>offtopic
don't care didn't ask plus there's no criggy on

>>146833087
but enough about rhodesia who put up only 100 people against thousands of soviet-trained africans and still BTFOed them while only losing 4 men or some shit

>>146833087
You including SA in that? Because no one cares about their tests for some reason

i hope you didn't pass out before walking to the nature strip to flag a beat cop to report me you malnourished leftard
>Detectives from Strike Force Pearl, established to investigate the spate of antisemitic attacks that have been plaguing Sydney for months, have been investigating whether the fire at the brewery was the result of a mix-up, with the intended target being a Jewish business hit by fire three days later.
>Lewis’ Continental Kitchen, a kosher catering business and deli 1200 metres from the brewery, caught fire in the early hours of October 20.
>kosher catering business
jesus christ all that needs to be done to be a kosher catering business is to be certified as kosher, same with halal
>Police initially said the fire was not suspicious, but later appealed for information and footage from the public.
so let's not call it in but let's call it antisemitic anyway
>Two other men, Wayne Ogden and Juon Amuoi, have since been charged over the fire at Lewis’ Continental Kitchen. They remain before the courts. Neither Bantoft nor Finnegan have been charged over the second fire.
>Bantoft is being held on remand on unrelated matters and will return to Waverley Local Court in March for sentencing.
>Finnegan was sentenced on Wednesday to 10 months imprisonment for damaging property by fire as part of an 18-month aggregate sentence for a range of offences.
yep there it is
let's not call it up until the last few lines like always

Now that the dust has settled. Why did he do it?

Wrong vid

>>146831468
>>146831477
>>146831576
>>146833095
>>146833121
Cricket?

>>146833091
Based
I always knew >we were the real soul of /cric/, who else would the Aussies and Poms try to condescend to?
You're lost without >us cunts

>Engpoo fucking up meme cricket
lmaooooooooooo

>>146833162
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes?

>>146833167
SA are clearly white if you're not retarded
and i'm saying that as a diagnosed white retard

>>146833140
fuck he's such an infuriating cunt
look at his dumb 'what do you mean mate' reaction after walking halfway across the pitch to make contact with KonSTUD's shoulder
the true epitome of a shitcunt

>>146833182
based Holocaust denier

i really hope that cricket is not associated with antisemetic symbolism but the cops do know people have been drawing swasticka's on property for over 2000 years right?

>>146833194
kek i liked his antics made things a little more spicier him playing the bad guy "in his head he's the tough indian standing up to the aussie bullies"

>>146833254
I think that makes it even more pathetic tbdesu
The guy is a washed has been

>>146833254
i think part of the issue is that indian men are not very threatening

>>146833540
fuck he got under their skins so much it was good
absolutely LOVED hearing his chat in close to the stumps
>OHHHHHYYYEEESSSSSGAZZAAAMAAATE

the best thing to happen to australian cricket since warner's retirement

Late lunch
2 beers and 4 slices of cheese

>>146833565
reckon he'll get another chance in the test team? (not counting the dead rubber sri lanka series)

>>146833699
seeing as hes like 11 years old, yes

>>146833707
he's older than that though right?