YFI

YFO and turn the vpn off sebshit

V and an Up n Go for brekkie

oops meant rockstar guava travellers cheese and bacon and large oak choccy for brekkie cheers mate keep the the change

>>146817618
thanks crictranny

>The results of the study reveal Woi-wurrung speaking people made the ring between 590 and 1,400 years ago. Not only did they spend time clearing land and plants to make the arrangement, they also lit campfires and made stone tools. Analysis of wear patterns and residues suggest some of the stone artefacts were used to create ‘feather adornments’ and to scar human skin for ceremony.
how can all these studies reveal who spoke the language when they couldn't write it down nor make anything more than stone tools

Might move to Cheltenham

Might not

>/pol/ posting already
Looks like another one on the way to the auto-fag

micksperg had a big ol sperg around this time yesterday as well

chucked a sickie today, might chuck another one tomorrow idk

think i drank too much last night lads

>>146817791
she destroys every general she posts in then has a mental breakdown about being saged. every fucking day. the crictranny is fucking legitimately insane.

self-help books be like
>just don't worry bro, simply stop thinking about it lmao
so tired of this shite. mental elves are completely gone

happiness is being happy

I heard they're gonna put woke in cricket is this true

>>146818315
happiness is the absence of the pursuit of happiness

>>146818393
Already happened here paying the women six figures

>>146818300
please get 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep

>>146818551
dunno what you were trying to achieve here

>>146818560
whiteferns contracts start at $140k NZD

>>146818584
I'm retarded with women

>>146818599
Grim, well I have a bachelors and get paid 50k

>>146818613
what industry are you in??
my first job blue collar job in NZ paid me $55k and i never finished my degree

>>146818624
Fucking accounting

>>146818717
jeez, at least you should be race up the income ladder as you progress

Newey
>>146813846

>posting in a bindian afl thread
disappointed in Aus today

sick of afl groomers

Anyone watching U19 female cricket world cup?

>>146819392
Anderson averaged over 25 with Broad? Doesn't make any sense unless he is an overrated hack who statpadded by refusing to retire until he was forced out at 50

>>146819342
stay away from playgrounds

>>146819451
what about the playground at the redesigned WACA?

>>146819342
may i see it?

>>146819691
stay away from the waca

>>146819691
WACA? more like Where All-da Children At?

>>146818600
"So anyway, I was wondering if you'd like to suck me off."
then just wait for her to respond

>>146819960
this guy fucks

>>146819960
only works if you've given her goss previously

these linen shorts are a game changer

how so?

Good time to be a Libertarian. Mankading is a valid form of dismissal.

Hope the girls put up a good fight

Tonight's kino: cum and cummer

Someone come super smash my areshole? Haha

>>146820770
ripping joke mate, does this usually get a rise from the lads in /nrl/? so quirky and zany haha

>>146820797
Get fucked dickhead, would love to test your chin

stars are going to absolutely decimate the chunder tonight

>>146820838
should've said you'll big bash his jaw

having a bourbon and coke

More like bumbum and cock

why is the england vs india test series named after an indian witchdoctor?

>>146819834
I'm a season ticket holder at WACA

do you think novac has ever vacuumed the floor and said 'haha now im vac'

if it was a towing company run by an Indian bloke it would be called Winch Doctors iykwim haha

>>146821330
Why would he randomly start speaking English at home?

i'm so tired of toil

yeah thinking its coopers >green time tbqh lads

>>146821474
pretty comfy view mate u should be happy

>>146821137
not sure what you mean by this mate?

Early dinner lads and gals
Beef strips, 2 duck eggs and bread.
Simple as
Coca Cola to refresh

>>146819691
The playground is a designated safe space for member of the LGTBIAQFDRZG6%$3+ community

>>146821537
how do duck eggs compare to chicken eggs?

>>146821537
high test dinner

>>146821537
>no veggies
Please get checked for colon cancer mate

>>146821537
LGM

>>146821567
Best I can describe it as they taste like twice the flavour of eggs. Some people say they’re creamier but I’d just say eggy flavour with a bit of an earthy taste
>>146821593
You know it
>>146821598
Vegetables are not natural and cause havoc on your digestive system

coke isnt natural either mate

has anyone here tried emu eggs?

theres no such thing as emus

The Britfags are right. I'm a net negative for this general.

>>146821526
just makes me want to be outside but I guess so

>>146821700
simply step outside then

>>146821667
nat not a negative. not a positive tho either. ur like a 1.00 k/d ratio in team deathmatch cod game

>>146821703
I do when I get a chance

talked about cricket with some indians (based in india) on a work call today
their eyes lit up when i mentioned i watch the IPL (i lied)

>>146821768
i told some indians i supported the delhi devils in the ipl and they looked at me funny haha

any cricket on tonight?

at what stage do I apply the truffle butter to my steak?

>>146821861
just after youve moved your bed into the corner of your room

>>146821874
yeah righto mate do I do that before or after not hanging my door?

>>146821886
you dont hang your door at all mate. sex havers hang doors. truffle butter and beds in the corner are for incels. this has been made abundantly clear in the last few weeks. please try to keep up

dont really follow mate sorry

>>146819691
that bus has no windows

>>146821792
A massive Twenty20 clash between the Melbourne Stars and Sydney Thunder for BBL starts at 7:30pm AEDT ! This tight-fought Qualifier Final will decide who faces the Sydney Sixers at the SCG in the Challenger Final!
Expect to see some big hits from all of your favourite names in Australian cricket as Marcus Stoinis' Stars take on David Warner's Thunder!
All free to air on 7 or in higher quality on Foxtel and Kayo!

>>146821969
not sure what this has to do with my question regarding cricket

>>146821990
He told you what cricket was on tonight.

now i do my best
and im barely getting by

>>146822010
no cricket was mentioned in his post though?

>>146822015
when was the last time you got 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep?

just popped in to say I won't be sticking around. enjoy your non-cricket related "cric" thread.

>>146822085
come to /nrl/

>>146822067
probably a few days ago. wasnt last night cos i got on the piss and wont be tonight as am on the piss. so probably monday night.

>>146822019
Yes, it was mentioned.

theyre building shelters for the privileged
there wont be room for you and me
so read your pamphlet of precautions
theyll make you laugh untill you see
those cruise missiles (were living near those)
cruise missiles (were sitting on those)
cruise missiles (theyre not five years away)

>>146822116
would potentially advise not drinking but i'm no expert

new to the country, is perth the biggest city in australia?

currently listening to green day

>>146822165
based me in 2009

>>146822162
leave please

IT ALL KEEPS ADDING UP

I THINK IM CRACKING UP

>>146822162
perth is just weird

also reckon CA are privately fuming that hobart are hosting the final. they'll struggle to fit 18k in bellerive

>>146817260
t-test

>>146816918
bit rich coming from a fat, permavirgin neek who does nothing but good screen it up constantly

walking to toil

>>146822269
This thread is for whites only

On the red wines, wanna rape

>>146822281
hows adelaide tonight mate

jsut abolsolutely btfo'd that fag on hard quiz about lana del rey

Is it true there is a 'state' that is half an hour behind everyone else?

0,5 hr and 30 years behind

im a bbl baby

playing this
some serious nostalgiakino

>>146822281
>>146822431
samefag

There’s an unusually large number of attractive women in the crowds of bbl games.

I guess we found out what happened with the kits when these two play each other. Must be very confusing for the international viewership

nice one davey

quack

>>146822431
for me, it's 2004.

We're a THPS3 general

>>146822493
I'm on with that too, good game desu

I prefer THPS2 tbhwy

skate mogs thps

more of a JSRF man

>>146822505
both are acceptable, just enjoy having the revert added in for silly big combos personally
>>146822510
shut the fuck up or I'll spin your jaw like a top

just tuned in
where's warner?

reminder that lachie ferguson left this to play in the ILT20

Siddle is washed

Why is that pajeeta women can be hot but pajeets look like toads.

>>146822528
so true plus the THPS2 soundtrack is elite

Really looking forward to the India vs England T20 starting at 13.30 GMT today

didnt touch the ground, cut the grass too short

is smacky batting tonight?

THE SYDNEY THUNDER HAVE ARRIVED

Warner? I hardly know 'er!

>>146822599
depends whether his missus is in the mood or not

>>146822599
2nd innings, if we get one

cricket is the elements bitch

>>146822592
>midnight
if it was a test I'd stay up but fuck that breh

>>146822607
hehe

>literal thunder delaying play
who's side is Zeus on?

give everyone rubber hat, gloves and boots and send em back out

just take all the players over 6 foot off

Have to provide two stool samples and one blood sample to the doctor ffs

here mate take one of mine *does a poo on your carpet*

jane bunn mentioned

poo on his desk then use a pen to separate it in two
while he's sitting there in shock, run off with his prescription pad

>>146822655
>using fairytales as a justification for oppressing people
cringe

>revised game length
>19 overs
why bother? will an extra 10 minutes kill anyone?

still sitting in my virtual pink seat wearing my pink baggy #sydneypride

how blind does the square leg ump have to be to review that stumping

Siddle is so washed he cant even field

Is there like a word in french or something for when you eat a lot of KFC and then regret it shortly after?

>>146822737
nah not particularly keen on you all seeing my sisza naked or my gf in 2 years

>>146822759
your sisza is gonna be your gf in 2 years?

>>146822756
le regret

>>146822756
Je suis rempli de regrets intangibles au souvenir d'avoir mangé du poulet

>>146822756
sacre bleu le chicken monument

>>146822756
Nooooooon je ne regret de rien

>>146822756
fingue liquen goud

might stream a country practice S1E1 on 7 plus later

>>146822814
oh hell yeah

Got no friggin interest in doing any friggin work today

>>146822814
Yes! Fuck yes! Fuck yeah lad! Come kiss while you do? And we can watch together? And then cuddle to sleep? Hahah you perverted sick fucking little boy, come touch me?

woah! ...where did THAT come from??

>>146822851
Haha I’m just a bit tipsy ;3; get a little slutty when I’ve had a little Merlot, if you know what I mean haha, little bit handy and loud haha, you know?

>>146822850
based if u were a girl but i suspect you arent so im gonna go with cringe

Do you guys ever feel bad For Cameron Bancroft?

whats this car for?

Just thought of a name for womens cricket.

The Big Gash League.

>>146822908
yeah, honestly think the real villain was warner yet he seemed to come out the most unscathed out of the trio

more like Cameron Bannedcroft kek gottem

>>146822929
sluzza engagement
gotta get that insta story

honestly feel a bit burnt out on bbl

>>146822952
oi

Bit Burnt League

Why do you blokes like getting raped up the arse by Indians, Asians, Africans and Arabs so much?

never said i liked it

The gf is serving ice cream on the telly

>>146822908
Warner deserved a permanent ban for that. Damaged cricket's reputation in Australia. I feel bad for Bamcroft because Warner got away with it.

how exactly does warner bully his teammates?

on one hand I hate the english,
on the other I hate the rest of europe
suffice to say, it's a bit conflicting

Stars fielding has been shite

dead sport
dead general

I'm too busy spreading hate in /tennis/

warner now like porner LOL LMAO

warner takes his team mates up in his helicopter then flicks their hats off out the window

>>146823110
have you seen what they're watching lol? not a sport

Have you see the garbage on daytime tv? That pyjama nz t20 shit looks embarrassing to watch or play

>nz t20
pretty sure we don't have any t20 here mate

19 overs?

>>146823227
Lightning delay

why did they only bowl 19 overs? wtf is this shit

>>146823234
whats your story
why you watching this shit

>>146823246
it's peak cricket

>>146823227
>>146823241
New format. the 20 over game was a bit tedious, too long to hold the attention of the average modern day "cricket fan"

The Lovely Megan Barnard

>>146823241
both captains agreed that t20 is not cricket and decided to abandon the match and the format

tennis is boring and smacky will easily chase this down
I might head to bed

the pitch is fucked, this match is not as done as it looks

>>146823279
batsmen mishitting shots to fielders isn't good watching unfortunately

>>146823292
now now, might also be a couple plumb LBs to spin or even a chop on

tennis is a lot less boring than fucking t20 (not cricket, and not a sport btw)

not with snoozer and deloser playing

*be's checking the tennis scores*
dunno, looks pretty boring to me. straight sets looms

Holy fucking braphog, this chick has taken it way too far

the channel 7 music playing over the stadium music made for some hellish circus music

push it back into the water before it dies

>>146823326
the keys sounded like they didn't share a lot of notes, polytonal masterpiece

lmao sam darper

we talking about braphogs?

>>146823347
Fuck you. The ass on that is mediocre too.

>>146823347
basterd bich

>>146823347
Yes, /cric/ loves braphogs

>>146823313
Based bushpigbro

why's ashton whiter than wes?

>>146823377
meth mostly

>dumb cunt thunder fans booing an obvious wide
>nobody reacted to him actually hitting the ball and getting out
lel

t20 on pitches with something for bowlers is actually great

>>146823399
Leave it up to Sydney residents to be dumb cunts

kek why do they keep booing the wides? the bat's never been close

>>146823431
T. Pozzbournian

>>146823438
Fuck off I live in the country

what are the differences between a braphog and a slampig?

>>146823453
A braphog is a slampig. A slampig isn't always a braphog.

can't see

legscomb

stars all out for 103

>>146823246
I'm WFH and it comes on at 8.30am for me

It gets exciting sometimes and I like watching the odd player from the tests or the various england sides

I like listening to the commentators and reading the posts here, it's like a window into another part of the anglosphere

Just a comfy activity when work is quiet

>>146823527
kino

>>146823527
Having cric on in the background while at work is comfy as hell lad, I’ve loved having the kiwi t20 league on during the day too

>>146823584
I was late to thus BBL season but there's this, then a bit of a break, then the SA20 comes on for me about 3.30pm

Similar vibe, great stuff. Kiwi T20 is too early in the morning here unfortunately, but I've got England in India starting in ~2hours

that was OUT

>>146823527
please watch our sport
>>146823618
PLEASE

chris green is a chucker

>booing the drs
this crowd is funny

Stoin is playing like shit.

billings seems like a bit of a sperg. realising a lot of cricketers are spergs

Marcarse Stoinarse

damn great catch

i will die for maxwell

game set match

get some legspin up ya

>>146823705
what the fuck

SANGHA'S ON A HATTRICK ON PETER SIDDLE'S DEATH BED

if you can do your job from home you're a scammer
if my tax dollars are paying for you to work from home you should be fired as you are non-essential

sydney thunder the greatest cricket team in the world

doubt me now

>>146823786
*butthurt rage muh Wagner muh muhcuckem*

the KFC Big Bash League is on where is everyone

>>146823797
on the edge of their seat

>>146823797
game's over mate

>stoinis crying
kek

stoinwog crying

keyed

SCG finna be PUMPING on Friday

now I want some kfc

35k from the rents on its way

Who’s got a Webm of stoinis haha

>>146823856
dickhead

need to get the fox halo on green's action

Imagine losing to bowlers haha wouldn't that be embarrassing haha

>>146823519
11 off

night lads love yous

Hotdogsandbaconcheeseburgers,withpotatochipsandBacardi151.YoucanuseBudLightasamixer.

kek @ mcandrew crossing out the "s" (as in "mcandrews" on some kid's sign while going around signing autographs

not bouldering later

Red rooster is better than KFC

that was fast

This is exactly the situation where you'd want Joe Root to come in. Couple of early wickets lost, so you need someone to go along at a run a ball for 6 overs or so, and then look to accelerate once they've got the base re-established. Instead, they'll just keep bringing in dumb slogger after dumb slogger, limp to a paltry 118 all out, and get beaten easily.

if instead they'll just keep bringing in dumb slogger after dumb slogger limp to a paltry 118 all out and get beaten easily he'd be slow boot iykwim haha

anyone watching the riveting t20 cricket

Zachy's getting £35k from the rents for his £150k bedsit, meaning he's taking out a £115k mortgage. Based on the 4.5x salary for mortgages rule, it's obvious that Zachy's salary is a humble £25.5k. Bit grim

>t20
>cricket
pick one

no I'm not
no it isnt

no but steven max

personally
escaping rent cuckery based
living in York based

tennis later
bit of a dumb looking sport really

based on what

taken 'my' property off the market based
basically just (((solicitors))) to deal with now
and I'll need to find a fresh rent cuck to take my over my tenancy I guess

>pretending he has a life and isn’t just an AI bot
sure whatever

Love landlording. You blokes should try it some time.

give me money and i'll try it mate

>>146825215
>my
don't you mean your parents property, seeing as they're the one paying for it? it'll be about 10 years of mortgage repayments before you've finally chipped in £35k equity yourself

#PoliteEnquiries

Checking

actually quite pumped now
parentsberg doing me good

>>146825385
I'm taken on the majority of it with a mortgage
How are they paying for it
They are just providing most of the deposit (I'm providing 10k btw)

>>146825544
in that case the bank owns 70%, your parents own 25%, and you own 5%. over decades of toil you'll buy it from the bank, but until you've done that you can't really call it "your" property

yeah I know
oh well better than renting

going to get a bus to tennis later as the idea of riding a mountain bike through York traffic, at night, in the dark, in the cold is basically my idea of hell
has gone up to six quid return now, which is a bit rum, but it's honestly still worth it

I'll happily cycle on the moors or whatever
Have absolutely no idea what I am doing cycling on road, makes me incredibly on edge and depressed

>>146824535
haven't watched a single ''''''delivery''''' of t20 since yung lean was popular

haven't watched a single '''delivery''' of t20 since around the year indoor rock climbing was a niche pursuit found basically only in Donedon

haven't watched a single ''''delivery''' of t20 since around the year I came back from Colombia

Somewhere around 2014-2016

>>146821537
like summat from wake in fright

Grade estimate on this red route?
Surely a v5

poo peeland slicing up their reddit steak and calling it beef strips instead

thank God for my fairly odd, rich parents lads

wasnt that a TV show

Might get an Uber to tennis
Buses not really worth it anymore
Extortionate

When I play tennis I have myself to contend with
When I go bouldering, it's just the constant, infallible wall
When I go Bouldering I don't have myself to contend with

sitting in the gym carpark lads

>>146826313
haven't watched a single "delivery" of t20 since i pulled my bed away from the corner

Will you partake in a beverage with me on Friday Zachary

morning lads just dropped a massive ring stinging wisden xi test team of the year

finally worked up the courage to walk into the gym lads

>>146827573
yes lad

just lost 12-3 at tennis
There goes my theory that a couple of ghost ships beforehand calms the nerves and helps
Oh well, least I'm nearly a property owner now

>>146829647
>I'm
don't you mean your parents?

#PoliteEnquiries

more of a bouldering nation desu

>>146829674
no

12-3 is quite regrettable desu
Fucking tennis man, wish I could find a way to enjoy it

Need Bard as my sport psychologist

how much of a shut in loser do you have to be to need to drink before playing tennis lmao

utter nervous wreck playing tennis
always have been

>>146829957
tennis and me go way back
you wouldn't understand

Im good when I enjoy playing it and am on a roll, and 99.9% of the population wouldn't beat me
but I find it so hard to enjoy it

morning lads
pretty hungover

im not a psychological fit for tennis
too complex to be good at it basically
a bit like what David foster Wallace wrote about in How Tracy Austin Broke My Heart basically

I don't think my hand-eye co-ordination or athletic ability is particularly lacking, I was just never meant to be good at tennis

If I could find a way to stop being terrified of losing at tennis, I'd probably be semi-decent

would you shut up cunt

City Bloc on the morrow
Don't get nervous Bouldering

Kek. He got champed

based Yorkshire69
just bought a property here for good reason

Not going to dwell on that 12-3 loss too much
Won't help me enjoy tennis in the long-term, nor benefit my game

>>146830225
understandable. very successful cricketer before the age of 20 here, and i always struggled with tennis (mainly just serving) - far better at squash and badminton
>>146829830
not standard scoring so would not count towards any ranking points
>>146825544
i did the same with the apartment i bought when i was 25, though it was a 50/50 split on deposit
>>146823847
>>146823939
gay

might come back to cric once all the neurotic poofter brits go to bed

My serve was actually kinda working tonight
I was just missing retarded, regulation forehands that I wasn't missing fifteen years ago
Oh well
Maybe I just need more time

>>146829888
My psychological analysis is that you need a growth mindset and to do some mindfulness meditation

Glad I didn’t watch that shitshow

and judging by the amount of comments here nobody else watched it either.

>>146830863
won't be partaking in a watch personally

>>146830863
I watched it

>>146830863
too late for me lad
gotta be in bed by 11:30 so i can inevitably wake up at 3:30am due to a too vivid dream

you were never good at tennis

haven't watched a single '''delivery''" of t20 since around the year I was last good at tennis

>>146830946
true
lost to some absolute shitters in my time

I don't know what autosaged means

>>146831025
essentially just when the jannies get tired of reading brit blogposts

Anyone else watching U19 woman's T20world cup?

me? literally only watch /crug/

Honestly don't know how anyone can stand his constant, droning messages to himself, answering questions no cunt asked.
No wonder he's got no fucking mates and has to shout into the abyss looking for some sort of validation.
Immeasurably crunge