i accidentally ate two large pizzas again while watching aus open...

hmmm
might smoke a cigarette this weekend

when does this get good

>>146823159
Sp you said sinner is sick and will lose...

>Sinner v Demoner

Who writes this shit?

>>146823159
First for licky licky Iga

>>146823179
and touchy gropey Nick

It's De Minover

>>146823184
what does this teach any young boys watching?

any sexual fantasies involving Alex and Katie?

how much did they pay to watch this

I get the same kind of joy watching this snake de minaur lose as i imagine novak haters do when he loses, only i get to enjoy this sweet schadenfreude much more often

its not helping that de motivated is having a giant sook right now

>>146823187
Grab tits. You will be famous on 4Chan

Sinner is that guy

>>146823159
Genuinely most boring game since qualifiers
This is basically just Sinner practicing for the semis

#neverforgetthebrellygirl

This is crazy, haven't seen a top player this obviously not having to go through the gears since Fedal
Sinner is him

cricket players don't thrown tantrums in the middle of matches (except indians, arguably)
just sayin'

>>146823179
Icky Igor

It's over already...

i am going to stop watching this tennis match

first for Eva Lys

the pareto distribution is insane

>>146823201
>brollygirl
FTFY

Sinner is Djokovic without competition. Will win 40 slams plus 3 CYGS

Can we rape and kill these Dundee's please

>>146823201
Same tournament he tested positive at by the way

>>146823178
The media here are cringe as fuck. The nickname demon is so forced it's not funny

time for bed, yeah? highlights match

Sinner > Alcaraz

just me or was sinners draw wayyyyy too easy
i know they save the good games for later but he basically got a free ride to the semis

>>146823217
Was just thinking of the morbid things I’d like to do to them kek

At least yannick is making it quick

Mumza wants to know where the line umpires have gone

Why did no one tell me Sinner>>146823231
was the GOAT

>>146823224
what if Alcaraz was also cheating by abusing banned substances?

>>146823231
Tell her they are at Wimbledon

>>146823228
please link to all the sponsors she got since her loss at the ao

feel bad for demon
so out of his depth it's unreal

>>146823231
send her round to mine and i'll explain it to her iykwim haha

>>146823226
No one's good

>>146823228
Only thing I read was "showered with", good post

>>146823228
Iga is the attractive shitter killer. She will be putting away cuties who make more money than her until the day she retires.

>>146823201
the court isn't the only thing that's wet

if the aussie doesn't win, this sport is gay.

>>146823238
Not anymore

>>146823201
what did he say to her?

>>146823225
To the final you mean, Meddy isn't himself anymore even if he had made it deep and Fritz stands no chance either.

>>146823231
they lined up

>30 year old Federer claiming Novak got a "lucky shot" at USO 2011
>30 year old Feeder claiming Nadal only beat him at RG 2011 cause he played like shit
>Blaming Wawrinka for losing their doubles match in Davis Cup 2012
Oh yeah fellas, real young there.

>>146823225
No one's good

>>146823260
Has Wimbledon gotten rid of them as well?

I'm an alcoholic

>>146823265
didn't ask

Unironically, Shelton has a better chance. Best him once on HC and often gets to tiebreaker with him

>cash out $0.00
It's minover.

>>146823265
t. djokovic

>>146823243
he's a dickhead receiving his yearly ego check

>>146823273
Most bogans are

>>146823224
I have been saying this throughout the slam, and someone will usually say “b-but last year! le shaky hands!” Sinner in his current form has surpassed Alcaraz.

>>146823281
and pay

>>146823270
Yes, electronic line calling is standard across the tour on all surfaces starting this year

>>146823265
whom are you quoting?

>>146823285
ahh OK. thanks

>>146823284
more gifts for katie i can live with this

Dunno about you lads but I’ve never accidentally tested positive for performance enhancing steroids

>>146823291
please focus on the match alex you're getting smashed

when does the tennis start

>>146823265
what is this schizo post

>>146823295
tomo-
>only wta tomorrow
wtf
nvm

I'M FALLING ASLEEP

Saw Becs, lads

>>146823159
>6-3
>3-1
How do you spell “exp0sed” in Jew-language?

De Minaur is exactly the same non creative NPC bot like bald crybaby Medvedev, absolutely boring

twink vs twink

the guido twink looks to be cruising to an easy victory over the bogan twink

>>146823265
take your meds

>>146823302
KEK based and true

Everyone is on steroids

looking forward to sabs destroying piga swinetek

>>146823318
Not me!

>>146823265
As I said in last thread, first point is true. Novak slapped the return to avoid playing a rally. It's not percentage tennis.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

CHING CHONG CHANG

throwing in the towel good night mates and foreigners

>>146823287
Federer? I'd have to Google for the exact quotes but I recall him being salty. This isn't exactly unknown stuff so others have pointed it out before

This crowd is fucking cringe and a disgrace

>katie confirmed not there
gigachinned

>>146823329

its probably riddled with chinks, much like all of australia is

>>146823322
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
WIN NIE BLUE
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
VIC FUCKEN BITTER
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
FIGHT ME CUNT

De minaur should just retire. From tennis altogether.

>>146823281

Explain to me why we hate him

Advantage: Zinner

>>146823333
This is what happens when you start taking the calls. Also checked

de minaur is good he just forgot to activate his almonds this morning

>Zinner
More like Zigger…

ifkwim haha

*nails your fiance while you're sucking*

Here's how Demon can still win:

>>146823211
Will we see her again bros? She cute

>>146823344
kek

'rros isn't for another 3 months after this

what le fuck sinner is like twice as good as he was last year

Demon is Sinner's Monfils. The apex pigeon

De Minaur is going to grab a knife in the player area and stab Sinner in the back lmao

even the crowds given up

um wasn't this mad caught doping?

>>146823340
all that speed and no flare or finesse anywhere, a boring movie watched at 2x speed is still boring.

pathetic and grim

lanklets we won

>>146823321
Yeah, fair enough, it was a lucky shot. But also Novak was great and he didn't want to acknowledge that for a while. Seemed like his s salty-ness came from not being as dominant once Nadal, Djokovic, Murray, Wawrinka staring winning more and more

>>146823381
Was always the case.

djokovic will beat this fraud

6-3 6-2 6-7 5-7 0-6

Sinner……. 6 6 1 3 4
De Minaur.. 3 1 6 6 6

I'm convinced. This is the Sinner era.

>>146823393
this country is cooked
nuke canberra

Save us KyrGOAT

*KyrWOAT

>>146823395
And then you woke up.

>>146823393
The small hat people have our govt by the balls

King kyrgios would have defeated sinner already. Not sure how they rigged the match so he lost

>>146823393
Meanwhile no policies about cost of living, housing or any problems mainstream Australia are facing

That literal who Schoolkate did better than this dude

nick curious has to watch sinner win on his home turf again

Anyone else still believe in De Minaur?

>>146823416
>still
Kek

>>146823407
And then I woke up again…

Sinner……. 6 6 0 0 0
De Minaur.. 3 2 6 6 6

I N C E P T I O N

little fuck is getting humiliated

So glad Alcaraz fans fucked off back to r*ddit.

>>146823424
Is this the 7-1 of Australian sports?

>>146823416
even Katie flew home to prepare for a match in Doha, as if she could not have trained in Australia

when will they learn?

It's funny how two Italians played today and the one that is ethnically Italian is fucking dog shit, and the one that is superficially Italian is a god

>>146823435
Alcaraz is reddit and Sinner is 4chan?

The chance to beat him was last match when he was dying from the heat. Unfortunately it fell to that shitter Casper who didn't have it in him after all his 5 setters.

>>146823393
all politicians must hang

De manure is playing excellent, sinner just has supernatural fucking tennis powers from the mountains of Italy and can’t be touched

>>146823393
Good

I mean really this is the outcome we all expected, there's no surprise or humiliation, it's just Demon being shit as usual

>>146823446
Shelton is 4chan

>>146823443
Sinner is native to Italy, unlike El Diablo

Zverev isn’t beating the Pisano this year

this demon is getting manhandled

>>146823441
Katie not being there for what could have been his biggest match is a weird move. More British thorn than rose

>>146823446
>Sinner is 4chan?
Only one can take that tittle.

Another ridiculously easy victory for Sinner over the Demon.... LOL, he must shit his pants whenever he finds out hes playing him...

Sinner is literally Djokovic with more firepower. He WILL win the calendar slam at some point of his career.

Imagine paying like $500 for this

>>146823475
If he poisons Carlos before RG, sure

>>146823470
yeh, I don't know when the match would be but even if it was this weekend any jet lag would be gone.

>>146823484
He came in with an injury (didn't play Madrid or Rome) and took Alcaraz to 5.

>>146823451

no, this is still very much a humiliation ritual

BOOOOORRRRIIINNNGG

>>146823492
mental illness

>>146823470
Tittypass left even though Badosa is still playing. Best slam result of her career.

I now realised what has happened. De Minaur has decided to throw the match because they refused to do a welcome to country ceremony

>>146823446
Alcaraz: Reddit
Djokovic: 4chan
Sinner: Reich Chancellery

*BANG BANG*
>CAAAM ON
*BANG BANG BANG*
>DE MIN AUR

>>146823505
LMAO reddit devours Djokovic balls right now

>>146823409
>>146823416
aussies once again proving themselves to be the most brainlet people

>>146823498
it's a matter of public record actually

luckily there's cricket on so I can at least watch something interesting

How De Minaur is top10?

>look away
>3-0
ok

it's Sinner's AO to lose, gonna get some great Novak spergs with him playing this well

>>146823512
before today Demon and Sinner have played 9 matches and Demon has only won 1 set lmao

>>146823512
it's a brand of copium we inherited from you

>>146823510
Fuck off baby killer.

Imagine spending a week's pay to be in attendance to support the demon tonight!

ive been supporting sinner since the start of the match
sick of our media hyping the shit out of de mentalmidget

>>146823528
tongue my anus

>>146823520
He's made 4 slam QF in a row.

GET UP DEMIN YOU SON OF A BITCH, COS 4CHAN LOVES YOU

>>146823525
fuck didn't mean to reply to that other post

>>146823529

the crowd is getting cucked almost as hard as de minaur

>>146823520
he scurries about nibbling in slams, nibbling ATP wins

>>146823520
He goes from 8th in the world to 7th after tonight regardless of losing. Sinner is on another level to almost every player except novaxx and grug

I hope Sinner has good security leaving the arena tonight.

>>146823520
Consistency is much more important than sporadic results.

If repeating digits then De Minaur will recover and win

mum's met de minaur a few times while working at the tennis
she thinks he's a nice boy unlike kyrgios

not sure why people are complaining
youre watching the best in the world play the best tennis the worlds ever seen

this is a sad match

How much does a ticket cost to this waste of time

>>146823551
Kyrgios is a faggot, your mum is right

>>146823556
decent view? $400+

I'd rather watch wta at this point

is this really the best australia has to offer...?

>>146823551
kyrgios fucked your mum and didnt call

>>146823556
~$900 easy if you don't wanna be in the nosebleeds

>>146823564

grim

>>146823547
No one hates sinner, he has similar class to Federer just zero charisma or character

>>146823566
Implying >our guy isn't next

>>146823566
Unfortunately we put all of our points in motorsports for athletic talent

>>146823566
Says the US where everyone except Ben Shelton got tossed out in earlier rounds

>>146823548
QF king

>>146823566
No the best we have is Bernie

how did aussie even get a major to begin with?

YA BLEW IT!! YA HAD IT ALL AND YA BLEEW IT!

>>146823566
Poppy
>>146823581
Left out the most talented one, Stoner.

I'm in Napoli right now and we're all going wild for Sinner

>>146823588
Unironically some of the best facilities in the world, good weather when it’s winter in the northern hemisphere

>>146823588
Tennis history didn't start with Federer m8.

>>146823566
there hasn't been a semi decent aussie tennis player in over 20 years

>>146823577
Was Federer liked when he was the same age as Sinner? I would imagine there were still established players more liked & took a few GS wins at Wimbledon for him to get the love

What we up to rest of day Sinnerbros? Might categorise my bookshelves

>>146823566
He will save Australia

>No puedo!

grim

No shame in losing to the future GOAT. He was raping the current GOAT just as hard last year until he got nervous closing it out.

>>146823588
pretty much >>146823598
only southern hemisphere country that isn't a shithole/new zealand

>>146823611
>sinner is the future goat
A grim state of affairs for our beloved tennis.

>>146823598
>weather when it’s winter
this is the actual reason

>The absolute state of Australian tennis...

Not ONE single female player in top 100 rankings... I mean for fucks sake, theres even a player from New Zealand, Ireland and Egypt.

>>146823602
When was the last decent English player?

Anyone else still believe in De Minaur?

>>146823612
The other majors and Indian wells don’t even have retractable rooves when it rains which is nuts. Melb facilities are great

>>146823617
Emerson Jones is coming.

>>146823619
England isn't represented in tennis, it's the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

IS THIS A LIBRARY

>>146823609
Lleyton Hewitt is such a cool name and then he just put "cruz" in front of it.

I BELIEVE

>>146805782
I was close. I was tempted to say Sinner 6-3, 6-2, 6-1 instead but giving Demon three games seemed too generous.

LETS GO DEMON ORE LETS GO

*CLAP CLAP*

LETS GO DEMON ORE LETS GO

*CLAP CLAP*

>>146823619
it's been about 3 months since EBAM retired, and the E stands for English, as you well know

Sinner is the only alien on tour rn ong

katie dried up

>>146823609
>Cruz
what a silly name, what was he thinking?

>>146823635
ahh shit he lost

He looks like he's about to cry

ynr

I've be crying too if I only made half a million dollars in a week

>>146823611
Sinner is Novak's project. At Davis cup '23 he intentionally let Sinner win so he can gain confidence and stop Grug from going 24+.After that win the Carrot performance skyrocketed

>>146823656
shout out to demon for taking one of our horsey inbred poshos off our hands

>>146823622
Arthur Ashe and Centre Court definitely have retractable roofs

And the Sinner-De Minaur matchup is now 10-0...

>>146823656
I don't.

Sinner is feeling good again, it’s Nover for Novak

>>146823581
>no Brock
>no Stoner
zoomer shit

>>146823664
also De Mineur has only ever won1 set off Sinner

>>146823622
>>146823663
RG and Wimbledon have retractable roofs too. How far behind the times are you lot?

>>146823665
were you living under a rock?

>>146823672
How incapacitated was Sinner when that happened?

>>146823664
brutal mental mogging

>>146823663
Louis Armstrong is covered as well but they let in some weather from the upper sides

Didn't even make him sweat, Shelton gonna get hung up on as well. This is the freest draw ever, he's gonna be fresh as can be against whoever he faces in the final. Djokovic would have twice as much time on court as him, and Zverev almost certainly chokes.

Can we please get a more likeable Rublev substitute hate this rat faced aussie

Guys we should call Sinner, Tanjiro (only cool peeps will get this reference).

Iga Swiatek really is a woman of low character. Who doesn't say anything for such a clear double bounce when you're winning comfortably?

Total demolition job

>>146823682
Even if there's a mental aspect, it's 90% game style. What do you think ADM can do against a bigger, stronger, better version of himself?

Jones and Klugman mogged those 2 chinkies hard.

De Minaur in the cuck chair tonight

>>146823581

is this your motorsports talent?

dimmy naur wins the rematch

>>146823228
for the love of god, why can't we have both?
a cute WTA player who's also good at playing Tennis

>>146823611
This match was the best I’ve ever seen sinner play

>>146823709
based and Pride pilled

>>146823720
Katie is already back home in England preparing for a match in Doha. Home alone for Demon

damn, it was so satisfying to watch that arrogant little fucker get humbled I may actually jack off now

>>146823727
>yellow teeth
>scab on leg

2/10 would not bang.

>>146823727
Who's the closest right now?

>>146823727
rybakina has us covered there

>>146823228
but enough about R Emz

>>146823742
>Home alone for Demon
that's worse

>>146823761
you really think those are yellow teeth?

>>146823772
LOL

>>146823761
FOY.

>>146823780
ummm yeh, i do. especially 3rd from the left...

>all women's tomorrow
grim. At least we have 2 good matches to look forward to.

>>146823772
She's gone full retard over Vukov

Wasn’t the shitalian supposed to have pneumonia of something?
Why did you lie to me

>>146823824
nothing can stop the might of the italians. NOTHING!

>>146823798
I don't even like novak but I can't wait to watch his destroy this cunt

>>146823824
he was an undercover bookie

I missed three quarters of the third set because I was washing up >:(

>>146823824
sinner always does this thing where he goes off court shaking and throwing up, white as a sheet, then comes back and plays the best tennis youve ever seen as if nothing is wrong

>>146823772
she bombed out of AO and just fired her coach, she's going to keep dropping

>>146823727
Those were the days.

>>146823706
try harder

>>146823706
be better

reckon katie calls him demon in the bedroom?

>>146823704
>be shorter and sprint more
>still cover less distance
when will they learn

>>146823877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA

>>146823727
>>146823767
Badosa? Kalinskaya?

>>146823720
there should be a rule that if you get bagelled in a QF or above you have to watch the other guy fuck your partner

>>146823924
that might finally be the motivation zverev needs to beat fritz

>>146823949
would love to see Big Z abusing moorrgs while Taylor is powerless to stop him

...fuck is wrong with me?

This Baghdatis match is cool.

I wish they'd smack it though

Peega peeontek

>>146824099
Kygs' gf is there. Popped up for a sec and the producer changed cameras

We only have 64 days left

>>146823966
You're a cuck, you imagine yourself as Fritz. You want to see how a german fucks your gf and humiliates you

>>146823848
Clostebol is a hell of a drug.

>>146824129
I thought I saw that

>>146824152
I can't wait

>>146823702
igor is not only hideous on the outside but the inside too. always cheats and abuses gamesmanship with zero remorse or shame. zero integrity.

>>146823865
women owe me splashes

I would love to watch tennis but all the players seem incredibly unlikable.

>>146823159
Who would win in a five setter on AO court? 2006 Federer or 2025 Sinner?

>>146824499
I think the one that lost a set to the great Baghdatis is probably not the very good player

>>146824505
The Tristan Schoolkate?

>>146824617
CLOSTEBOLLED

>>146823265
Literally all true. Tells it like it is. Based.

>>146824617
Kek I’m surprised demon is actually replying to schizos

>>146824472
>Professional sportspeople need to be likeable good guys and girls
name 1

>>146824747
Imran Khan

>the GOTFF (greatest of the foreseeable future) is the villain

Tennis won

>no mens tennis tomorrow
fade me....

>>146823865
like a porn intro

>>146824763
>Imran Khan
The cricketer? He's rotting in jail along with his wife and will do so for the next 14 years. He's not a good guy KEK.

Please save us Zverev

Even Cockinass wants to be cucked by the Sinner

>>146824828
IIRC he did play him at IW or maybe Miami last year and got completely destroyed. Why is he even asking how good he is, he knows firsthand.

>>146825081
lovely

>>146824775
>the GOATFART (goofiest overall and tallest freak against retarded talent) is just warming up

Tennis b grim

>easiest draw imaginable
>pretends to be hurt
he really is just novax on steroids

>>146823201
A girl will never look at you like that, why even live

>>146824617
Alex is the bigger man here.

>>146825143
Really makes you think

>>146825370
Not hard for a midget like demon to be the bigger man than that retard

uhh

anyone has a chance against sinner?

>>146825397
No

>>146825397
Novax does, not zverev.

>>146825397
nu-sinner is playing like he wants to take over poland, only all of the best living tennis players allied behind novax can contain him.

>>146826013
Flourishing. Etc.

I can't believe Demon is a top 10 player. Fucking ridiculous how one dimensional he is.

>>146826179
yup

special talent is running

>>146826013
disgusting

>>146824808
lmfao REAL

>>146825370
Agreed

>>146823159
Ameribros do we have any chance against the roider

>>146824808
MAX KEK
It's the LA imagery of a blazing hot sun, blue sky, palm trees, concrete pavements, wired fences and a nubile coy blonde doing nothing at all in front of a camera, until she starts smashing some balls that is. Funny how a male brain works.

It's probably Miami though.

>>146826402
blimey the amount of filter they musta applied to her face

>>146826572
H2H is 4-1 so better chance that Demon but realistically? Nope

the real question:

can brap-poo-za slay both troonlenga and PIGa?

>>146826690
igor is unstoppable

>>146826773
could she have even got a qualifying place?

i never would have thought professional tennis would be dominated by roided twinks, yet here we are

Now that America turns into a shithole country, should i learn Chinese?

>>146826788
lol no

>>146826988
its worse than that...

>>146826934
Novax looked like a cancer patient during his prime

>>146826934
As opposed to this?

>>146827115
just because he's skinny doesn't necessarily mean he's a twink

>>146827044
Can she even make a living playing tennis?

>>146826013
amazing!

>>146827164
no chance, must be subsidised somehow

>>146827184
Yeah from lip balm lmao.

>>146827210
more respectable than onlyfans i guess

no atp today and the schedule is perfect
very very nice

>>146827169
>>146827174
Really should've taken up photography as a hobby

>>146823609
>Gives his son his name
>Puts a shitty word (that's actually a surname) in front of them just because
Do Rayguns fucking actually? Jfc

>>146826988
Sad. She's only 25, so hopefully she can get her ranking much higher.

>>146823865
Woman are so cute. Why they have to be such psychos.

>>146827044
Yikes!

>>146827255
What’s stopping you?

Goran ditched Rybakina. KEK excellent twist in the drama.

just learned that diana shnaider won ao, wimby and uso junior doubles with three different partners

>>146827884
Yulia Dexter

>>146827940
>sells her soul to meet ryan gosling
silly girl

You're all a bunch of amateurs, watching the likes of Emerson Jones and Hannah Klugman.

I've gone even younger by tuning into the Youtube feed of Les Petites As and following the progress of Liv Zingg.

When Djokovic beats Zverev and Sinner he should just retire on top. He would have cleared every measure and totally shat on twenty years of tennis history. No need to torture the sport anymore.

>>146828324
Not if coach Andy Murray has anything to say about it.

The future of tennis is a confirmed cheater and a knuckle dragging retard. That is grim. Only Benny Shelton can save the sport now.

>Zverev
>Shelton

Why must we waste SF spots?

>>146828427
Cause Medvedev is aging out as a pusher elite. Djokovic should be no lower than a 4 seed. He has enough accolades where he should never drop below it. Putting him lower just fucks up the entire format.

>>146828324
>>146828343
>gets banned due the vaxx
>cucks aussies the next year
>they seethe because of the interview
>might cuck them hard and dab on "muh woman 24 GS" surpassing an aussie in their soil
he really have a raging boner in cucking those cunts, don't he?

>>146828663
They push all his matches to 11PM too, lol. Australia absolutely hates Djoker cause they hate alpha males who speak their mind. Bunch of micro brained cucks

>>146828605
He barely plays outside of slams. People should not be rewarded for skipping masters with phony injuries.

Just 3 years back but it feels SO MUCH different

>>146826651
garn hafta agree with the 'tard
where beautiful skin texture

>>146826773
And her Australian boyfriend, Alex Bolt, is only a Challenger level player. She's done.

>>146829357
Would smooch.

>>146826724
gonna be a two setter against sabs

>rewatching Murray vs Djokovic 2013
>realise how bad modern tennis is
At least the Special K's got a mention. Their match flashes up on the scoreboard "Kokk and Kygs def. Napolitano and Couacaidis" 6-2 6-3

10-0

>>146829424
brvtal katiemogg by boulter

>>146829882
that fucking feather

>>146830199
>brutal
You idiot

what time will djoker - zverev be, european time? at night or in the morning?

>>146830648
We're down to dick all matches so it will be in the night session at 7:30pm so morning.

>>146830699
oooh fuck
won't be in home office on friday, won't be able to watch it
FUCK
I'll have to go to the office tomorrow then.

>>146829882
Dead court grinding. Grim.

>>146830722
I mean I'm just assooming, the times should be out in like 8 hours.

>>146828764
They seem to laugh and enjoy baiting him after his amusing chimpouts.

prime hewitt vs prime (now) de minaur? who wins? i think demon would wipe the floor. if demon was around 24 years ago he would've won as many slams as hewitt maybe even 3 or 4. i've even been a defender of "muh weak era" but even i cant deny it to that extent now lol

>>146828243
If she's playing, watch Megan Knight instead. That is all.

>>146830756
good, that's when I wake up

>>146830815
Demon is a poor man’s Hewitt. Hewitt was clever, could use angles much better, better at constructing points, better at net when he came in and was doing the counter punch thing on faster courts with lesser equipment. Not even close desu.

>>146830199
Right, it's a genuine sign of decline. When you're on the way up or near the top you dump the Challenger boyfriends just like Hingis ditched Ivo Heuberger when it was clear he wasn't quite up to ATP standard.

>>146830836
Megan looks like the next Hannah Klugman to me, she's made her opponents look very ordinary so far.

I sat near Zingg and her family at Wimbledon qualifying last year and she and her sister annoyed me with their constant teen girl chatter, but I'll forgive her.

vendy calmed and consoled tereza several times during the match
truly boggles how sweet and caring she is

>>146831154
Any weird guys asking for their sweat bands? Raducanu used to get that a lot.

Taking a well deserved break from watching tennis today

>>146831182
they weren't wearing any
but i remember efremova gave her wrist bands to someone last year

Shelton Zverev final

>>146831315
What a time to be alive.

>>146831315
How many deaths can tennis die?

>>146831345
Yes.

They are starting to turn against her...

>>146823159
moot

>>146831411
how dare they give mingge a bashing

They've been really stingy and shown basically no ball girls.

>>146831154
i bet these people dont even know whos these tennis players are they just want a picture or signing for no reason

feel like thta must happen alot

the dumb vapid public fink they should get some kinda meaningless souvenir even though they have no clue wtf is going on

wt kind of like 10 yr old kid knows or cares who the fuck madison keys is

ita just jafkaesque
and anudda reason why normies are just stupid npcs

dont FINK

hurrr durrr MUST GET PICTURE WIV PERSON I DONT CARE ABOUT

boggles these vapid normoids

truly

>>146831562
pedos must hang

>>146829357
diss sentence isnt even grammatically apprehendible

truly boggles deez wollollong bogans

>>146827816
he knows shes a lost cause

lena is fuggin finished

im done wid her

FOREVER

just tried obs and, uhmm, five years old version of bandicam is better in almost every way
really thought it'll be a night v day difference, but the only good thing about obs is the replay buffer
everything else, from 50mb v 1gb size difference to post-processing and ram usage, is unnecessary complex and slow
no, thanks

>>146831683
i have none of those issues

>>146831683
Just try in a twos again
I love you
~
kiss
y

>>146831601
Got to say I don't blame Goran at all. You go from coaching an all-time legend to your first foray into WTA coaching, immediately walk into some fucking tripartite psychodrama between your player, her ex-coach and the WTA, then she announces that she's fighting the WTA to bring the ex-coach back despite him being banned.
It's like she believes Vukov is literally the only person who can coach her and at that point I'd be like 'yeah you don't need me if that's your attitude' and nope the fuck out.
Stupid thing is she looked the best she has for months with Goran - I just don't get the Vukov thing at all, it's not like she was setting the world on fire when she was working with him and she'd already made the break - in purely tennis terms he's not some coaching legend or anything.

>>146831771
it's great to see them having fun together ;)

>>146831794
He must have a really big cock I bet

Also how long is this supposed investigation going to last? I mean it's not a public enquiry for fuck's sake - WTA should get off their arse and sort it out one way or the other.

>>146831794
Everyone seems to forget that Goran only signed on until the end of the AO in the first place.

>>146831738
i mean, if it works for you, there's zero reasons for switching from obs to bandi or vise-versa
but for just making webms it's hands down much more easier and convenient
>>146831771
eh? twos? i googled it and doesn't make much sense
but i love you too <3

>>146831809
If she genuinely prioritises whatever personal stuff may exist between them over competence as a coach, well good luck to her. She'll need it.

>>146831816
Oh I know but I find it hard to believe the sideshow that's been going on around her wasn't a factor in his thinking.

What Big Vukov Cock does to a girls brain.

>>146831809
Jesus Christ Annabel, you're nearly 60 years old - behave yourself

>>146831815
Pretty sure when the WTA first announced it they said a few days but now it's "after the AO".

>>146831658
corr propa good kittingtonshire diss

>>146832007
technically late November would be 'after the AO' kek

Shelton is such a massive faggot. There was nothing racist about commenting on how Monfils is 16 years older than him.

>WAS THAT A BLACK JOKE
no, you're not even 100% jig. It was an age thing. He would've said the same shit had Shelton beaten Novak.

>>146832317
These post match interviews have been odd though. Getting Saba to dance, telling Tien he's not supposed to be that good, etc. Just fucking odd all around desu. Wouldn't lose anything if they went away.
But yeah, it was an age joke. It wasn't a particularly good one either.

put some tenny on

>>146832443
I agree, but him trying to make it a raysism thing makes me absolutely hate him

Imagine making $500,000 for hitting a ball for 9 hours of court time then being a little baby about commentators.

>>146832518
With Australians it very easily could be kek

>>146832443
They're trying too hard to have le epic quriky on-court interviews because usually on-court interviews are the most boring and repetitive shit. Every time they just ask the players if they're happy that they won and if they look forward to the next round. But they're doing a terrible job making them less boring with these awkward questions and desperate jokes attempts.

>>146832719
holy SEETHE
unbelievable cringe

>>146832727
Hey mate

Jonesy soon.

No tennis on until tomorrow. Sad

>>146832719
Pavvy is /ourguy/

You DO clap when the umpire announces your waifu, yes?

>>146832903
Fucking hell, Dasha is REALLY going to have to watch her around Nat now. Not sure I'd trust them in the same room tbqhwy

Don't know if Maddy can beat Iga but at the very least hope it's competitive. Absolute joke of a draw for Iga. Chick has hardly had to try at all

Jonesy is so fucking pretty

sweet, no need to click anywhere after singles

If she wins agains this servbot Tagger ~~

>>146832987
she looks so tiny when she's playing at the far end of the court with this big lass in the foreground

>>146833021
Did you see her right now? Just fucking incredible

umm that return?

>>146833021
pedos must hang

fucking bored, can I get a stream lads?

/afl/ and /cric/ fags must support Joney

Tennis? More like Turdis

>>146833080
are you fucking retarded

>>146833055
so far it goes just as i hoped it would be
jonesy is slightly better, meaning she'll be tired for doubles
go jonesy! (singles only)

>>146833107
At least we won't be fighting because I'll be in bed by the time the doubles starts lol

What's the over/under on Raducanu pulling out of the next tourney?

>>146833120
i'll try my best not to rub it in if vendy/teri win <3
but can't guarantee not to insult them all if things go bad

>>146833174
don't think she's currently injured... but there's still time for that to happen so who knows

>>146833205
I shall do the same (tomorrow) if the outcomes are reversed <3

>>146828605
They made him #7 seed to make him have to play seeds 1, 2 and 3 in order to win, the hardest path, apparently no #7 seed has ever won the AO or any slam or some shit. The AO is becoming rigged as fuck, 3rd world shit. And LOL how obvious the rigged Hawkeye line calling is this year.

heh heh the commentator said minge xu

>>146833241
You do know seed is based on rank? He made himself seed 7 by being a useless piece of shit.

>>146827884
Why is she eating straight off the table? Is this some new wanker edgelord foodie bullshit?

>>146833241
They made him the #7 seed because he's not ranked high enough for a higher seed, you genius. That's what no slam wins and a super light schedule does to your ranking. State of slam cazzies

Strangely enough (not enough) Tagger remind me of Igor

how can we make wheelchair tennis more attractive to watch?

>>146833281
ramps

>>146833281
Jetpacks

>>146833265
I'd eat Yulia straight off the table

>>146833281
Give them lances and make them joust

>>146833312
what did he mean by this?

>>146833241
dis dude retarded

>badosa rank 9
sensual

>>146833324
Conspiracy retards who don't even know how tournaments work are some of the worst parts of slam /xyz/. Always posting complete nonsense.

>>146833214
Kek you know what I mean

I am going to marry Jonesy

tagger looks like a walking skeleton

>>146825370
>Alex is the bigger man here.
more like the bigger bitch!

>>146832719
>I mean, i'm better than you so i must not suck
What did demon mean by this?

Sinner? More like Sinner

Djokovic in 4. Sinner in 3.