>>146820168
First for barty

I hate Igor

just end the tournament now and give the trophy to 1ga

As the Australian likes to say I shit on Iga's face and on the entire country of Poland

worst emma in 3 right

>>146820218
Sabs is going to rip her head off and shit down her neck

>>146820292
And then eat her out

>>146820168
Was the real final yesterday?

very tough choice for me

>>146820428
for me
kristina
i wasn't ready they suddenly moved her to an empty court

>>146820485
>i wasn't ready they suddenly moved her to an empty court
Ugh that's the reason I can't find her match

Emma is imposing her game

IGOR CHEATED

Fuck off that was a double bounce, ref ball

Igor is such a cheating fraud dyke

>>146820550
>>146820551
>>146820557
Disgraceful upmire did not remedy this

>>146820605
you absolutely know when you have done that, cheating cunt

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO BORING BRING ON REAL TENNIS

My sportsbook doesn’t have the sinner demon line up. Is it over?

>>146820668
Listings been removed and cash out isn't available. Me thinks Sinner has withdrawn.

>>146820605
how blind is the umpire? that double bounce happened right before her eyes. zero honor by igor as usual not admitting it. nice serve clock enforcement too. clock goes to 0 and igor takes like 10 more seconds to actually serve.

dubs and Sonego wins the AO

>>146820605
this point was likely match defining. I hope the ump faces consequences for that horseshit

>>146820675
Listings still up on TAB

>>146820168
Who else is ready for a Shelton v Djokovic rematch?

>>146820668
Never mind it's all back now...

The never-ending boys match before Hannah's now goes to a deciding tie break, because of course it fucking does.

>>146820722
He's so dreamy

igas autism was cute at first but the older she gets the more unsightly it becomes

>>146820722
wood b kino

>>146820739
Dilate

>>146820734
Are the English even allowed to have opinions anymore?

>Blaming Iga when the umpire is at fault
Cope. Navarro sucks and 1 point didn't make a difference.

sex with iga

cuddles for iga

tongue in igas sweaty butthole

>>146820755
It's just a continuation of her endless gamesmanship so no surprise that you are defending her behaviour again

>>146820755
players know when it double bounces like that. it couldn't have been more obvious in this situation. it's not igor's task to do the umpire's job but she's still scum for pretending like nothing happened.

>>146820775
>>146820779
Coping.

How do players make it deep in tournies and then just completely kwab out?

>>146820785
>rules should only matter when a match is close
shut the fuck up, cheating fag

>>146820763
Shes a lesbian, you goof

jana won a 7-5 set in 35 minutes
now that's tennis!

>>146820814
no one said she had to enjoy it

De Minotaur to have Sinner for Dinner

>>146820814
Not the first time I've converted a "lesbian".

>>146820830
Fat dykes don't count

>>146820814
>>146820830
Kek

>>146820840
They weren't fat though. The trick with women is to realize that they're all bisexuals who lick each others sweaty pussies but deep down they all want a man.

I’m in a filthy mood, got run out of /ck/ an hour ago and haven’t let it go

kinda wish collins had made it through now
would have been so fucking kino to see that disgusting excuse for a human being get double bageled by Igor tomorrow lmao

>>146820859
Love her facial expressions

Hottest female tennis players

1. Ana Kournakova
2. Maria Sharapova
3. Sabine Lisicki
4. Martina Hingis
5. Ana Ivanovic
6. Eva Lys
7.Emma Raducanu
8. Maria Kirilenko
9. Mika Federer
10. Iga Swiatek

KISSING

diana schnaider

>>146820881
>10. Iga Swiatek
Kek

Right let's see if Hannah can finish completely destroying Jeline's AO inside 24 hours. I'm not entirely sure about this one.

>>146820869
what did you do

>>146820874
You just know that she's into anal.

>>146820881
Where is Emma Navarro, you dumb bastard?

>>146820656
something off about this dudes body proportions

theyre just wrong but i cant quite articulate why

>>146820428
bloody hell why cant eastern euros have normal names>>146820896

>>146820190
LOL igor's trying to sniff her crotch like how a dog does

>>146820896
shes only like 14!

>>146820896
Just like me

>>146820874
lol Jonesy looks like she's permanently seething, like she wakes up on a beautiful summer day with birds tweeting in the trees and is instantly consumed by a blind fury. it's pretty cute tbqhwy

>>146820922
hahaa yep, she dont care at all if shes out in public or not.

>>146820926
That's when they start sticking their hairbrush into lewd places.

Hannah breaks - she seemed to know where every serve was going. Brooke might have given her some tips, she played Vandromme the other week.

>>146820940
don't really want to read this to be honest

these matrix 180 pans around the player mid strike are kino

>>146820953
By lewd place I meant asshole. That's what they do.

will this be a 5 setter? or 4 to sonego?

>>146820940
Could you please reduce the coarseness of your commentary from this point onwards? Some of us come to this board for a classy experience and we don't appreciate such vulgarity.

>>146820992
shelton in 3

>>146820940
Broadcasting juniors tennis to the internet was a mistake

>https://www.itftennis.com/en/match/?matchId=26f012a4-bc96-497c-be85-c0b76819e60a
brenda v masha for especially sophisticated tennis fans

Jesus cunting fuck Hannah, eight deuces to lose your first service game???

>>146820934
You have no idea how frustrating it is to be woken up by loud screeching birds on a hot summer day after the overnight temperature didn't go below 25 and you hardly got any sleep

propa boggles shelton still in the AO. boggles he could actually win it frfr no cap

>>146820940
is that pepe dressed as ben gazzara's character from john cassavete's masterpiece 'the killing of a chinese bookie'? one of my favourite films

Have we yet to see Djokovic's final form?

kek did anyone just see the retarded way that ball girl on the right hand of court rolled the ball over to the other one just after the score went form advantage to deuce for the first time at when the score is 2-3, first set?

propa kafkaesque

>>146821032
Too bad one of them has to lose, both desperately need some success
Also I don't really like the new look of the ITF website

>>146821005
you underestimate sonego I reckon

>>146821092
yeah, me too. but at least it's working 100% of time now (at least for the last 2 days)

christ

you see those zoomer wenches with the sign saying "lets go big ben" then picture of a tall pointy building?

now that is lewd

and degenerate

>>146821134
and here i am getting kicked out for holding a picture of eva lys next to a coin slot

For fuck sake her, just get it over the net, that's all you have to fucking do! Useless strumpet

>>146821134
Hi plebbit!

>2 players with retarded yells
i don't even care if it's good quality tennis or not if i have to put up with BYEAAHHH GUHHHHH BYEEENHH GUHHHHHHH i'm not watching

>>146821187
>>146821201
Is that pervert with the camera you, RU Bro??

quarterfinal of shitters

Muttboi can't break

God it's satisfying seeing obnoxious turd players like Shelton struggling

>>146821216
wouldn't mind such a job tbdes
you can tell by his smile, he's having the time of his life rn

SHITALIAN DOPERS ON POOICIDE WATCH

When did the grunting meta kick off?

>>146821279
1873

i had too much coffee now i'm shaking like sinner was

first set for Hannah :) now let's have another one

Hannah demolishing this bitch like Israel demolished Gaza

>>146821296
Drink more

vendy&tereza in 5 minutes!
court 13 (court 12 on freestreams)

the backspin on that volley was insane

>>146820881
>6
more like 1, if you know what I mean

>>146821435
:/

>>146821296
green tea solves jitters if you have it within 30 mins of your coffee.

>>146821519
l-theanine

honestly, junior girls doubles is the best form of tennis

A lot of goomblers are betting on De Minaur... Sinnerbros... We is aboutta teach em something.

This diaper-ass looking bitch is pulling more bullshit?
Tell me with a straight face that an elite male player like Iga doesn't know the feeling of a half volley on their racket

>>146821590
Everyone agrees it's the umpires fault. You're just a crybaby.

>>146821600
>crybaby
Fuck off you underage shit

Sinner was practicing today at least, demonbros might be out of luck but I hope he takes it or at least makes the ginger run around for 5 hours

>>146821631
Found another.

>>146821519
i just commit to it and have another coffee within 30 mins of my coffee

Igor is a literal lizard

Sinner rumored have to pneumonia, he's practicing on a private court right now but apparently unwell https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-14310641/Jannik-Sinner-health-rumour-pneumonia-Australian-Open-Alex-Minaur-2025.html

surely he can just take a bunch of performance enhancing drugs to offset his illness

me friend had pneumonia the other week... was in hospital for 2 weeks... not out on a hot tennis court playing tennis... but... we only have normie people drugs n stuff... regular unboosted immune systems....... we plebs........

>The zoom will zoom into the SF
pls no

Real Americans are finna win the AO

>>146821820
wtf sort of establishment is that?

>>146821719
odds don't reflect it

>>146821820
i have several dozen questions

How the fuck did this Sorenzo bozo make it to the quarters
He can’t play tennis

>>146821865
Medvedev, Rublev and Tiafoe all melted a Rd before they were supposed to play him. Stars aligned

>>146821844
A based one
>>146821854
If you’re not ordering dominos to the bar you’re not doing it right

>>146821820
"real" America is kind of bleak

These guys are both terrible. This should be 1st round at Del Rey Beach

>>146821881
>A based one
A proper answer please.

>just wait for shelton
I waited. I am disappoint.

Vendy & Tereza :)

>>146821963
If Korda is one of the 11 i’d have to disagree

>>146820739
He looks that meme about Americans

>>146820818
When will we have wta in moscow again?

Penickova's the kind of girls to make other girls feel inadequate and suicidal.

>Lena not thanking Goren
Grim

>>146821150
I don’t get it

Penickova means hard penic in Finnish :DD

Shelton was right about the ball mark. The hawkeye is a fraud pushed by evil transhumanists.

>>146820881
>no Camila Giorgi
>no Donna Vekic
>igor included
Shit list

>>146822025
Imagine thinking Emma Raducanus is hot

>>146822034
don't need to imagine

i accidentally ate two large pizzas again while watching aus open...

>>146821549
Youre on to smth Russbro

>>146822046
BASED fat cunt

>>146821576
How are you watching and recording this?

>>146822043
Ugly af

>>146822043
wow she's like 40% as hot as Eva (that's very hot btw)

>>146822046
You accidentally do this every day.
You rich, as well as fat?

>>146822062
there's literally links in the op
as for recording - bandicam

Shelton is a moron. Get off the court quick, Demon takes Sinner's legs and you're in the AO final

>>146821976
Imagine the smell

>>146822073
bandicam is still a thing?

>>146822073
Why is your English so good

>>146822073
Are you paying $20 per month for BANDICAM

>>146822094
>>146822105
OBS is free...
You just need 2 monitors to make a comfy setup with monitor capture.

>>146822117
i've been using obs for a decade

sonegro

Sonegro is an unimpressive player

When is the dopefiend (Sinner) getting banned?

>>146822105
>>146822101
just go to rutracker, ver 4.5.8
it's not really that great
>>146822094
it's lightweight, fast and convenient. what more do you need?

Crowd disappearing as this one drags on lel

reminder: this match could have been medvedev vs musetti. welcome to the bedshitting tournament.

How is the Italian booth looking less civilised than their African American counterpart.

Sonego has + stats to guile whilst sheldon dumped all of his into bp+s at the character creation screen

SONEGO DID IT AGAIN THE MADMAN

Sonego is 29. Eject this uppity millennial back to the Tiesto concert he spawned from

If this goes 5 sets that will kill tennis

Does shelty have the best inside out on tour?

>>146821744
lol carlos was so desperate for a crowd-pleasing volley in that match.

Tonight! Sinner/De Minaur will quite literally make me a couple dollars. Jelly?

>>146822291
No thanks, not feeling like eating any jelly tonight.

>>146822298
It's Aeroplane jelly. Interested now?

>>146822291
who gonna win lad?

Just invested 10 euros on Sonego and Sinner in three with all sets having at least 9 games.

I would literally pay $15 a month to watch channel nine without the ads

>>146821820
British levels of grim

Can this broccoli head keep the noise down please

Commentators are just spending all the time politely wondering why Shelton is a retard

Mum just walked in wondering if I was watching gay porn had to explain it's men's tennis.

Is the number next to the players name their world ranking or seeding in the tournament?

>>146822347
Seeding.

>>146822347
Sneeding

>>146822347
their sneed

>>146822347
body count

>>146821435
>>146821470
poor Brenda :(

>>146821820
send me the biddy on the left

No bagel today? She's so washed....

>>146822306
Have both matches to be over 3 sets. Based Sonego coming through for me
t.mug

This Felton fella is straight up cheating with this yelling. Very dishonourable.

Bussin status?

Please don’t tell me we need to get 2 femoids out the way before Siminaur

>>146822417
Sure do! You better go do something.

it don't slap...

>kovackovas vs penickovas
neat

He wears a headband, no cap

kino pushup

Ends it with the signature inside out fearhand
GOAT shit

thank god

De Minaur… 6 7 4 5 6
Sinner…….. 4 5 6 7 4

>>146822465
on god

mutts are so cringe

can we get a lets frickin go in the chat

grug status?

Entertaining match, if not for the upcoming one I'd want it to go the distance

>>146822406
Shelton is a cunt, all the worst stereotypes of the US in one person, unfortunately he’s also in the semifinals now

>>146822476
Needs to reinvent the wheel

cant stand this nigger

another half hour until the next match

American challenge: Do not say "Let's go" for 24 hours

>>146822439
just need jonesy/hannah to do their job and we'll have absolute kino semis

>>146822426
YOU THOUGHT

>>146822515
its perfect. Same with a Serb in Djoker and Aussie in Kyrgios being oddballs compared to the Euros. Though I would hate it if the americans in tennis multiplied

Be honest lads, can your Aus-spic do it? What chance ya give him?

>>146822540
Welcome to Australia, Elon

>>146822548
He's good until the 4th or 5th set at which points he's worn down and subtly gives up.

If he can beat Sinner in straight sets (lol) he might have a chance.

>Dylan Alcott
Why do we put up with this perverted little freak

>>146822565
Because the TV tells us to

>not before 30 mins
quick fap lads

>>146822540
I didn't know Mel Gibson posted on /sp/

>>146822577
you read my mind

Kinda miss the milkman ngl lads

If Alex de Minaur was a succubus he'd be a sex demon whore

>>146822590
Not bad

Put everything on DE Mon make yourself a millionaire.

Sonny deserved a fifth set.

>>146822596
De Manure is a lock to win for sure

Wheelchair tennis is a complete farce and deserves none of my respect

>>146822602
>69kg at 6 foot
I'm like 140kg at 4'10.

What's stopping you from signing up for Married At First Sight?

>>146822590
He'd be the fast annoying imp.

>>146822628
I'm not lebanese and I don't have face and neck tats

>>146822565
Because he's a legend
When your name is up there with Sampras, you get certain privileges

>cricket match involving a team called "Thunder"
>game is delayed due to a thunderstorm
>leading me to switch over to watch "sinner" and "demon" play a sport for sodomites instead
what did the gods mean by this?

ash farty

Mate
MATE

Did you know Melbourne has four seasons in one day?

>>146822650
They meant that the end is near

couldn't give a poofters arsehole about some cripple who retired as soon as they changed the bracket rules so he'd have to face legitimate opposition

>>146822652
more like four penis' in one gay

>>146822614
it's insanely stupid to watch

>>146822661
Aids?

>>146822558
It's the other way around, Demon is one of the fittest guys on tour, if Sinner doesn't win in straights (though that's a massive if) then he'll be the one in trouble

Is Clint Stannaway a homosexual?

>>146822668
RybaAIDS. New deadly mutation.

>>146822661
Reports from where

Guys, do NOT look up the head 2 head between Jannik Sinner and Alex of Minaur.

>>146822661
>Pulls out of Olympics
>Novak becomes GOAT

>Pulls out of AO
>Novak gets #25
SINNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

>>146822679
4channel.org/sp

He won't do us dirty he'll play a few so our bets count.

I have emailed channel 9 about calling de manure the demon as it offends me as a Christian and they haven't replied yet

God I fucking hate how the Australian media hypes up 'le epic aussie'

Ash Barty is the most over rated player of all time. Garry Kissick you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

>>146822704
what WTA titles do you have?

m8 wheres me chips

I am part of the 11%

Katie :)

What's taking them so long? Sinner waiting for his peds?

>>146822715
they have to get the day crowd out, get the american smell off the seats and the night crowd in

>>146822700
Good lad, need more people to do the same

That dude is falling asleep.

>>146822715
Roids need to kick in

Hear me out

>>146822700
>>146822723
they don't care

they accidentally just showed sinner taking closetball

>last name is sinner
What do you think his ancestors did for a living?

>>146822729
chat... is this real?

>>146822704
Number 1 ranked WTA player in 2020 and won 2022 AO slam. Barty would be a strong match for Iga if she were still playing now

Sinner - De Minotaur 6-2, 7-5, 6-0

What are Demon Ore's strengths?

Consensual sex with Lena

wtf is that low quality Sinner hologram interview

cam on

>>146822755
We have boundaries with other countries, a concept you might have never heard

>>146822755
it's implied usually

>>146822749
he's a true blue aussie battler

get to it

>>146822704
Only beat one top 10 opponent in her slam wins.

>>146822736
surely this talented ozzie that is being hyped so much has won more than one set against Jannik Sinner in the previous nine matches?

can some of you kindly close your 9 streams mine is buffering

>>146822768
I feel like this says more about the WTA than her.

>Djoker
>Sinner
>Iga
how many more will mind break /tennis/?

You have to wonder if anyone at ch 9 likes Alcott, or if it was a dei decision to hire him everyone keeps going along with.
This is a rhetorical btw, it is obviously the latter

>>146822755
>The saying, "The wogs begin at Calais", which implies that everyone who is not British is a wog, appears to date from the First World War but was popularised by George Wigg, Labour MP for Dudley, in 1949 when in a parliamentary debate concerning the Burmese, Wigg shouted at the Conservative benches, "The Honourable Gentleman and his friends think they are all 'wogs'. Indeed, the Right Honourable Member for Woodford [i.e., Winston Churchill] thinks that the 'wogs' begin at Calais."
I guess I'm a wog :(

>>146822773
Just did a refresh for you m8

>>146822773
turn on the tv nigga

>>146822754
She deserves a spanking.

>>146822773
ill have to go down to the waterhole and ask the pm

do sinners or demons belong in hell?

is he midge or just a spastic?
man I really wish I had a cute midget gf with big boobies...

manure looks a little nervous

>>146822778
i dunno m8. they hire cripple retards to staff 4chan. at least dylan legsallgone gets paid.

I'm an alcoholic

cannot believe its 2025 and we're letting a drug cheat play

is he really sick? or is it a cope/meme?

This shit is over in 2 hours

>>146822799
first sober night in a long while I'm enjoying it tbqh

which one beat up his gf?

he doesn't look particularly happy

21 sets played between Sinner & De Minaur, 20 sets won by Sinner, 1 set won by De Minaur. OOF!! De Minaur needs more than the crowd, he needs an off day Sinner & also to play the match of his life

He's on court, Demon is finished

>>146822806
Up the Dee’s

>>146822780
>I guess I'm a wog
pretty much. my dad used to always call my mum a wog, and she's swedish
middle-easteners are wogs too (but tbf they're indistinguishable from greeks)

>>146822780
We call southern Europeans wogs in Australia because when they came here after WW2 they were fucking useless and had to work for the dole on government contracts.
They wore overalls that said:
Workers
On
Government
Support

We're a bit cheeky over here, I will admit.

>alex deminaur and their opponent blah blah
>their
is alex's pronouns they/them ???

If the Demon doesn't pull it off today he will probably beat Monfils in the shit h2h department

>>146822790
which one

>>146822817
based your mumzas lips

>>146822094
this frog picture is really funny hahahaha

>>146822818
Funny cope to call people from superior civilizations "wogs"

joshy is posting his funny pics lads, what a treat

>>146822774
Osaka was the only other notable player at the time. And she became lazy and didn't want to commit to the tour

>>146822828
literally who

>>146822824
Yes.

>720p is buffering too
the fuck am i paying gigabit fiber for

>>146822820
Pick a different language next time. It's up to you.

,my girlfriend asked if its annoying to play tennis with a big tennis ball in your pocket and i didnt know how to respond. is it annoying as it looks?

>>146822829
How many notable players are there now?

>this is what Jelena Dokic looks like now
Bros

...BROS

>>146822835
No

>>146822839
Nah she's thinner now

>>146822839
ACKshully she's lost a lot of weight

>>146822839
Of course she's a fat lard now, she never had children.

This is what happens when a woman doesn't have children.

If a woman doesn't get impregnanted before the age of 25 her hormones get all fucking weird.

How is Di Minaur's demeanour so far?

sinners asshole is a blender for carrots

its demenover...

>>146822841
Is that Carmen Sandiego?

I watch every slam and this will be the first time I've ever watched sinner play lads

Theyre playing up this sinner illness too much, he’s going to come out in perfect form

too many Aussies here for my liking

>>146822860
The Novak playbook

how will sinner get a 20 minute break in the air-con tonight

katies bf just needs to drag this out as long as possible

>>146822861
Hey, maybe we've chatted in /cric/ before?

Sinner is the most un-italian looking Italian I have ever seen

>>146822860
They are not because Sinners agent said it was just that one day & he is OK now.

>>146822875
this guy thinks he's red pilled but doesn't know the difference between northern and southern italians and why it is the way it is

>>146822808
I drunk 12 beers last night and booked a morning flight to eastern europe
didn't go and think i'll have a few weeks off the sauce tbqhywyy

we're in /bbl/, lads.

I've seen enough, Sinner in 3

>second serve
it's over

>>146822879
No-one from either north or south looks like him, not at least when I was there

Jonesy and Hannah :)

Sinner has a few niggles?

>>146822849
what a crime

>>146822827
mate I'm the biggest fucking greeaboo on the planet; none of those people we're calling wogs had anything to do whatsoever with what the ancients did. it's tantamount to we-wuzzing when you bring this shit up -- although to be fair to you almost everyone does it.
and besides, it's almost a term of endearment at this point (at least in this country)

>>146822888
he's like all of us a citizen of the world

>>146822875
reminder he has very Italian parents Hanspeter and Siglinde Sinner, and was born in the very Italian city of Innichen

It's so funny that the Holy Roman Empire didn't even want Southern Italy. Filthy people, just disgusting.

>>146822837
Just Iga and now Sabalenka I suppose. Wta is very inconsistent.

>>146822889
Not now Boris

>>146822880
kek I remember that
Bulgaria

if this were a gf competition manure would win handily

>>146822888
i doubt theres any italian looking people left in italy, be it northern with the blonde hair or southern with the darker hair and darker skin. you probably just paid thousands of dollars to travel to a foreign country to be surrounded by the same brown and black migrants we have here.

lmao travelcucks on pooicide watch.

>>146822889
I was sure they would lose this.. but thankfully they proved me wrong

sinner looks like an autistic dork out there

>>146822884
can you inbox me when SMACKY comes out to hit em for six

>>146822888
Hulk Hogan is Italian. The northern Italians are basically Germans, which basically makes them gods compared to the rapeslop from the south

>>146822884
Brazilian butt lift?

*sigh*
guess I'll edge to russian porn games for the next 3 hours

sigh sinner paid people to fall over in the audience to give himself breaks

>>146822914
the KFCFLG bish bash league

>>146822913
Pic related, typical north Italian. (Duke of Aosta)

bogan just took a 3 storey tumble they had to stop play

>>146822893
It's not about the past. We Europeans actually live, think and behave better than you. You are on the same level as amerimutts and indians.

My guess: De Minaur will take one set, Sinner will take three. Four set game overall with at least one MTO for Sinner

>>146822920
That was me. 50 bucks for a minutes work. Easy.

>>146822916
>>146822920
sighmind

sinner's got him on a rope

>>146822913
>rapeslop
lmao

Bros joshy here, got an awkward conundrum going on at work now. They kept asking us to put pronouns in my email sig but i always ignored it. now im getting emails from the higher ups forcing me to do it. idk what to do lads help a joshy out

>>146822924
don't think anyone as rude as you is civilized simple as

>>146822754
ah the wind, my old friend
>>146822824
kek

>>146822936
Use "It" and "Its"

de minaur really gonna lose to this banana split ass nigga

BEST australian losing to a sick cripple

>>146822936
Force them to fire you over it

They should have tennis right, except a bbl version of it.

it's gonna be 6-4 6-4 6-4 which is honestly even more boring than bagels

wow he jumped while hitting a backhand

I hope Katie gave Alex some stellar head before the match

Sinner better not win this match

Are forearm exercises a meme? Is it just genetics?

>>146822955
no release it weakens the body and mind, sportlet

>>146822937
Go back to feeding the kangaroos (they/them) and keep coping.

nice legs, al

I think De Minaur should hit more aces

>>146822960
Who said anything about cumming?

his gf soaking

You'd think at this level of professional play, they'd have learnt how to not hit the net or out of bounds.........

Demon Ore sux

De Minotaur is so pathetic it almost hurts

>>146822958
yes
t. permanent wristlet

>>146822969
nice bait

business idea: rig it for the hometown lad

So what's your game plan here if you're Demon? Go for long rallies and try to gas Sinner out, or go super aggressive and try to hit a winner at every opportunity? He tried that the last couple times and it didn't work, but Sinner's too dangerous to risk getting into long rallies with him even if he's sick

I'm just proud we have a guy in the top 10 :)

>>146822978
Murderball Sinner and force him to retire

this is a squash match

>>146822982
Calm down Mossad

change the date crowd has been awful quiet

so this is how de minaur loses with thunderous yawns

surely this guy who does everything 30% worse than Sinner does will win

Lol, over already. I'm going to bed

>>146822986
kek

J U S T

The lads and I before we sat down to watch our De Minaur beat the world #1

>>146822983
Actually a tennis match mate.

holy mogged

Channel 7 did it better

>already broken
Ogre

Break already topkek

>>146822994
Iga is faster. Than both.
>State of ATP

>>146822985
Because we don't have a Coalition Government. They only stir the pot when their paypiggies aren't in power

i sleep

>>146823000
Iga is a man, and an ugly one.

>>146823000
Igor is a man thoughever

Is Sinner yellow?

maybe the crowd will be more bearable in an hour when he's about to lose

>>146823000
Igor is drugged btw

>>146823017
Cleared by the WADA BTW. Sinner is still under investigation.

i hate the little stare sinner does before he serves

Too many cheap errors so far. Probably has to sacrifice this set but try and make Sinner work as hard as possible for it if he wants to have a chance in the later stages

>>146823022
I usually fall asleep before then

>>146823023
first time watching tennis, dodger?

>>146823014
afraid so

AHHH CENSOR THAT AHHHHHH

>>146823020
No, he's not, you fucking ignorant retard. They're trying to punish him for negligence.

i miss federer

Matrix Revolutions lookin kinda good rn

>>146823027
are you retarded?

might check out the BBL a real sport

>>146823036
AKA he's still under investigation.

>seppo dick pill ads
grim

will Demon become the new Rublev?

Ya gotta love the Sinnmeister baby

The thing about tennis is that the server always has an advantage. What they should do is have a kick off like in Rocket League.

>>146823043
Not for doping, so you have no arguments.

ESPN just said minotaur tattooed the number 1488 on his chest

>109 tattoo
based knower De Minaur

>>146823046
in wimby he made semi but then retired before it with injury right
or was that quarters

murrays gonna be passed around like it's a coach gangbang

minar stinky

>>146823046
Fat chance Demon ever wins a Masters

Funny how this thread is dead when goatjokovic isn't playing

The thing about Sinner is, he always tries to walk it in

wtf is on di minaurs ear?

>>146823048
or just bring the service line closer to the net so that serving at 140mph isn't possible

>>146823046
Even Shelton has made the semis. Twice

>>146823053
He withdrew before playing Djok in the quarters

Starting to think this Sinner guy is pretty good

>>146823046
he's the new [every player that wasn't the big 3.5 last decade (not wawrinka either)]

>>146823066
oh right

Jannik looks great in that vintage pale yellow collar shirt

>>146823067
he's roiding

i have faith in sinners fragile italian body

9 died for me

I’m rounding up all the faggots who wanted the Shelton senego kino to be over in 4 so we could watch this shite

>>146823077
He should do it more then

Slow down Sinner, I'm sick of watching fucking ads

>>146823089
don't like shelton he just looks too american and I don't like it

I've never seen or heard of people pouring beer on a barbecue

Is he gonna get suspended before RG?

sorry de minaur just aint got the goods

You think Zverev has a chance? I don't think so

*cries and holds nadal's hand*

Mumza wants them to add a shot counter to the corner of the screen

In that song 'I think I wanna marry you' I keep mishearing the lyric "or is it these dancing Jews"

fuck this crowd is annoying
i hope novak loses too so the crowd is more tolerable for the rest of the tourney
>>146823101
lol

>Demoner vs Sinner

Who writes this shit?

>>146823113
AMEN

>>146823102
what records have you broken?

>>146823063
How did he memory hole the fact that he was a sore loser and had a temper in his youth?

>>146822513
>cupping
retardation confirmed

>>146823118
He grew out of it.

>>146823117
accidentally broke mums abba record

>>146823118
He had an arc

The Hawkeye line calling is either rigged or busted at this years AO

don't get why people dislike djokovic
he seems polite enough to me

>>146822602
>77kg
he's taller than me but at that height i look skinny af too
i reckon he's frauding and slightly lighter desu
>>146823118
so did nadal and everyone likes him now so just age i guess

>>146823124
Which one?

Sinner isn't even trying

>>146823118
>how did a teenager age and mature
The absolute spasticity of Americans.

>>146823125
Where's my arc?

Lewitt shakes his head and sighs knowing there won't be a better australian player than him ever again

nightwalk looms

>>146823135
It's not their fault, American food infantilises their brains

A clostebol just flew over my house!

Is it just me or did the commentators suddenly change?

realistically how many more years does Sinner have at the top? wanna know when I can start enjoying tennis again

>>146823137
this but unironically

>>146823113
AMEN

>>146823137

He was neutered ever since he married that home and away roastie

>>146823143
why dont you like sinner

>>146823136
On Oxford st

de minaur is an over achiever as it is I think
credit to his hard work but he just aint got enough natural athletic talent

only way are demon wins is if sinner literally shits his pants on court

>>146823130
He literally faked an injury last night just to fuck with Alcaraz mentally. Even Jim Courier on the commentary realized it wasn’t a real injury in the second set when Djokovic had no movement impairment at all. Medication doesn’t fix a crippling groin strain

Tennis fucked since the slowed the courts, then switched to these heavy slow piece of shit Dunlop balls

>>146823080
posing to model obsolete watches just isn't tennis tho

What do I have for dinner tonight lads
I've got a KFC double tender burger meal in the fridge but thinking I might make some spicy buldak noodles with some pieces of chicken instead

>>146823146
Hewitt's sister married a big fat greasy lebo.

>>146823162
That was me ya racist prick!

>>146823149
Sinner is just an idiot savant and untouchable. De Minaur is playing insanely well and it’s not enough

>>146823160
>What do I have for dinner tonight lads
>I've got a KFC double tender burger meal in the fridge
Yuk, that'd be gross cold

>>146823164
Shant

>>146823172
Partially why I'm considering the noodles

>>146823128
I worked at the AO last year and watched them calibrate Hawkeye over three days and they kept fucking it up

>>146822312
you can block ads on any IPTV stream with android using relaxo player - it auto mutes when the logo disappears and switches channel over as a kind of "adblock". you have to sideload it from github, and only iptv of channel 9 i can find on gh is from perth.

for me it's the KFC Big Bash League

>>146823206
well fuck off then

>>146823199
that looks fucking awful phonelet
I'm on a computer and I simply mute look away to my other monitor like a chad

>30 year old Federer claiming Novak got a "lucky shot" at USO 2011
>30 year old Feeder claiming Nadal only beat him at RG 2011 cause he played like shit
>Blaming Wawrinka for losing their doubles match in Davis Cup 2012
Oh yeah, real young there fellas.

the best chance djokovic has vs this sinner is if ben shelton stumbles into a win

>>146823250
First point is literally true. If it was percentage, optimal play they'd do it all the time. Novak didn't want to play a rally so he just slapped it.

>>146823232
yeah If i watch on PC i remap mouse buttons to mute and stop but then i forget to restart too often.
it is nicer on big TV when sound goes away and comes back on its own though.

>>146823113
amen

>>146822754
Super hottie