first for uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hey nucks, why are you losing to buffalo?

Watching my UFO podcasts

My penguins (:

>>146820516
Don't worry Buffalo will remember that they're winning then throw the game.

>>146820497
>5-1 choke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoK_bXpTQ4U

>>146812690
KWAB

>>146820503
hi dylan!!

>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE UPSET ABOUT THEM BLOWING A 5-1 LEAD THAT SAROS GIFTED TO THEM, THEY ARE A LE HECKING REBUILDERINO!!!!!!! THEY ARE LE SUPPOSED TO BE LE SHIT AND BLOW LEADS GOING INTO THE THIRD A RECORD SHATTERING ABOUT OF TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GETTING DOUBLED UP ON SHOTS GOING INTO THE THIRD FOR THE SIXTH GAME IN A ROW IS JUST A PART OF THE REBUILDING PROCESS!!!!!
I AM GOING TO PUT MY HEAD THROUGH A FUCKING WALL
I HATE WARSOFSKY I HATE WARSOFSKY

Nashville broadcasters are saying it's the largest comeback in franchise history. This means that the Predators have never come back from a 4 goal deficit and won. Absolute poverty franchise.

Going to the public library I heard there were pwhl gfs there

damn look at those asian whores they have dancing around on the ice at the nuckies game

apologize

Sharks have never EVER at any point, ever been good. They're unironically a shit and clown team, having reached the ploffs a few times then choke hard. There's a reason why even their fans hate them (been to 3 of their games, they all keep talking about how bad they are kek).

>>146820559
What do you call this phenotype?

Panthers freaking SUCK!!!

>>146820548
eat cock randy

>>146820516
>Buffalo has scored the first goal in 30 games this season
>they've won 13 of those games
Thanks to Ray for the information. I'm not worried.

>>146820562
just like my islanders

>>146820567
face built to withstand alcohol-fueled domestic violence

PLD SCAR!

>>146820568
just like my islanders

This game in Vancouver needs some penalties to spice things up.

>>146820579
worse actually. Islanders have 2 cups

sharks? Zero KWABOTC

imagine having to live in san jose or nashville

I imagined the said scenario, it was terrible

philip the joseph

>>146820497
lol nolan trotz tard rage

>>146820532
why are they called ruotsi

Giuseppe goal

>>146820610
I lived in Saint Joseph for 8 years. Most soulless city I've ever lived in, food was great but Changs and Rajeeshs EVERYWHERE.

>>146820497
what the hell happen?

>>146820661
phallic ejaculations and extreme vaginal discharge

>>146820661
predation

>>146820554
I sent my gf to pick up my prince valiants from the library and she got groped by a crackhead

why aren't we talking about canes winning? who cares about a dogshit team losing for the umpteenth time as expected

>>146820691
i bet she liked it and cummed

>>146820698
just like my islanders

petterchads we are so back

finally this fuckin guy over here

Pettergood

Jt miller needs to score some goals. he can't let pettershitter score more than him

>”lets go petey” chant
Will Miller make it through the night a Canuck?

Put Miller on the top line with Boeser ffs

>>146820497
Is this a choke or a comeback?

everyone went down to poop at the hospital or something?

I'm actually shitting on your mom's chest.

>>146820677
i didnt know he was bulgarian

Why are all the hockey subs on reddit so fucking gay? Even more gay than most sport subreddits?

Red Wings sub have banned links to twitter.

>>146820783
what part of "public library" is causing your chimp brain to short circuit ?

>>146820799
Leave

>>146820801
public libraries close at like 5, retard.

>>146820801
For me it's the Pubic Library.

>>146820799
>Red Wings sub have banned links to twitter.
What latest non-troversy did I miss out on now? Is it related to Musky being the new president?

library schizo ain't messing around tonight

>>146820804
Where am I gonna get hockey news from?

gary should grow the game to the northern mariana islands

>>146820816
Holy shit did a quick search and this IS the case. Kwab 4chan wins again

>>146820801
Pooblic Library

>lose mcdavid to autism
>lose the game

hahahaha its gonna be a cold bleak world for the oilers when he signs with the kings next year

>>146820827
tune into the local sports talk radio station. they usually have a daily hour dedicated to talking about the local hockey team. some days they even spends a couple hours talking junior hockey too.

>>146820827
The Hockey Guy

>>146820827
reddit.com/r/hockey

>>146820855
he said news not somebody to read him a box score

shanaplan status?

>>146820855
Stfu sh*nnon

/hoc/ is a larry general

cm punk's dog is named larry

>>146820894
i thought it was AJ

>>146820497
Good loss by the sharks

>>146820894
i thought that was his wife

>>146820905
no milly?

>>146820909
They were supposed to get a Gary point but the preds didn’t follow the script

>>146820905
>>146820910
tony isn't gonna hug you

>>146820555
bet you like those little boys too don't you you sick fuck

09-10 Montreal Canadiens were pretty good

>>146820950
Cups before 2024 don’t count

>>146820950
Me bottom row third from the left

>>146820950
cups before the 2026 expanded playoff format don't count

>>146820950
my sennies clear

*leaves the puck for you behind the net*

>>146820965
You'd like that wouldn't you Gary.

Truth is Cups after 1993 don't count.

>>146820950
>>146820987
Finally something Vancouvers hockey team can join in on.

>>146820950
>>146820987
>>146821010
Back when the country was 99% white.

>>146821007
Gary here.


>Truth is Cups after 1993 don't count.
Lol!

>>146821034
it's so crazy to me that the flims lost in 04, had two full decades of the oilers being pretty shit, and edmonton still had the better results in that frame

honestly its not enough for you to just post a pic of your freshly bought never worn skates. unless your skates have cuts and scuff marks on them from blocking shots, or an ovechkin style folded over tongue from years of wear your opinion on the sport literally means nothing.

>>146821034
why are they all touching swords??

>>146821049
That’s what happens when you’re consistently mid

>>146820497
What an absolute embarrassment of a team
Relocation when?

>>146821049
that's why gary is moving them to houston

>>146821055
honestly I don’t even know how to skate. but my time spent on /hoc/ justifies every take I have.

>>146821078
cool it with the antisemitism

what should I eat to get hair on my back?

>>146821078
Based Russia even knows that the sharks are bad lol kwab team

lol there are people playing in the frozen street in louisiana
saw it on r/hockey

>>146821102
they are french canadian snowbirds

is simon nemec the new griffin reinhart?

lol there are people playing space in the street in nova scotia
saw it on r/planetretard

never heard cale makar speak until that 4 nations tournament he has such a deep baritone voice unlike mackinnons high tone bitch voice

>>146821121
It’s a good song

>>146821121
Nu metal is so gay whenever I hear that someone likes that pussy genre I lose all respect for them as a man. Men that listen to numetal are only good for sex and food.

r/planetretard is available
we could make it our summer house

>>146821166
Hybrid Theory is Canada’s national anthem

nuckies blew it lmao

My Nuckies are about to lose to the Sabers and no one even cares.

>>146821200
>>146821192
Hahahaha flames are taking your playoff spot

>>146821079
Not happening faggot. New Arena means they're never going to get Gary'd.

He can get fucked and eat a bullet.

>>146821208
>>146821225
flamesbros perceiver in times of great darkness

If Askarov was in net we would've won. Just send Georgie down to the Barracuda already

>>146821208
Assuming Oilers get first, a BoA series is objectively cool. But my god as a Nucks fan it’s horrible to even think about. Both teams are insufferable.

>>146821235
Cope Huberdeau is heating up

>>146821225
Careful there anon

>>146821241
The shining light. The great hoob.
The elders have foretold of this prophecy.

Ironic huberdeau posting got old fast

bestern conference bros... we were embarrassed tonight

>>146821007
all those canadian players .... all those 60% canadian cups ........

>>146821257
see
>>146821241

>>146821243
retard

It's ok to do a drop pass in a shootout

>>146821276
He is just lookin out for you man, why so quickly to hate?

Post the picture of the ppl playing hockey on louisiana

instead of shootouts they should make the goals slightly bigger for each OT until theres a winner

>>146821240
sucks to suck, faggot
go masturbate your little dick to chinese bug women to make yourself feel better

vancouver has board ads in chinese?

Must be crazy have actual talent so I don’t have to pretend my teams shit players are goods

>>146821298
Cause the finntard is projecting his insecurities onto me. He's a retard.

>>146821306
the crapitals had moonrunes of their boards for years, newfriend.

>>146821309
Talent is a spectrum

>>146821306
It's why they lose. Get fucked lmao

>>146821309
Hows all that talent treating you? Oh you just lost to Buffalo? Man thats talent right there!

>>146821306
>>146821318
Nhl on sportsnet used to be sponsored by hewuai ill never forgive friedman for shilling their phones

>>146821319
like an autistic spectrum?

>>146821334
yeah, the one you are very familiar with

>>146821342
well i communicate with residents of planet retard daily

>>146821351
and you think you aren't one of them yourself right....
retard

>>146821370
It's tough to get citizenship on planet retard they never really know what you are talking about when you ask

I went to planet retard and asked how to apply for citizenship they gave me a folding chair and told me to go wait down by the docks

im more like the jane goodall of planet retard im just there to study the retards in their natural habitat

planet retard was smart enough to invent folding chairs and docks, suggesting they have a thriving maritime trade economy and folding butts

this is really what you do huh?
the oilers is literally all edmonton has lmao

Go burn down the mall in protest you fucking retards lmao

>>146821424
Kek. I wish Amerifats would do more stupid shit like this

>>146821418
The pier was made out of doc martins

don't let the
>5-1
from a shit team distract you from dylan losing today

stars lost kwab

Working overtime to make me forget that loss KWAB

After Vancouver played tonight they should be back in a playoff spot right?

Where are they?

>>146821418
gotta move those girly magazines around the kingdom somehow

>>146820516
Hey nucks, why did you lose to buffalo?

>>146821523
Oh, that's why the thread suddenly went quiet. KWAB.

>>146821545
no we're all leveling our new seasonal characters in diablo dummy

>>146821523
because they all left because they're pussies that can't handle the fire

My sabres are going to make it to the ploffys :D

>>146821478
holy smokes all those teams suck ASS

>>146821573
more like you retards fucking suck at banter and i'm not going to waste my night on unfunny retards
>le 1007 gorillion
>le planet retard
>le marner
wow haven't heard that one before

>>146821603
calm down senaturds fan, you're getting first round exit'd

>>146821614
Not enough anime for ya?

>>146821614
the post that destroyed /hoc/

>>146821614
> >le 1007 gorillion
i still zero f*cking clue what dis means

le didnt ask

>>146821424
You got worked, mark.

>>146821614
hey bud how has JVOEL's stream been lately

>>146821666
unfunny newfags regurgitating a shitty forced gimmick they spent all off season cooking up

>>146821691
well yeah, but the context i mean. surprised no one has called you trb or whatever the fuck

>6-0-3 in their last 9
WE BACK >rags BROS

>>146821614
Stephen you are known around these parts as the generals biggest retard. You have nothing. You have no say in anything.

No shit you're going to be cynical towards a place that makes fun of you 24/7. Like what do you expect?

I swear I want to believe one day you'll get a clue and snap out of your idiocy but you might actually be too stupid to do that... base IQ is just too low.

I don't even like making fun of you anymore because its just sad, its picking on the retard and there's no point in me taking part in it anymore, you are lower than shit and you can't break it.

>>146821712
we don't say "i mean" here

>>146821730
i mean..

>>146821712
That IS the context anon
>>146821730
He used it correctly

Hmm.. is that an altered redditpost or is it real

i mean yea obviously

Meant >>146821729 ackshually

https://x.com/oliviavidaltv/status/1881895529023783166

>>146821851
what an autistic retard

>>146821859
being finnish is an incurable condition

>>146821873
a fate worse than death

>>146821859
Retard? Yes but probably not autistic

>>146821940
All Finns are autistic. I have seen enough exposure to you people to know for sure.

sharks absolutely fucking SUCK. what the fuck

Did canada lose the 4 nations yet

>>146821993
>digits

Soon Gary. We all know you're rigging it for America for further Stanley Cup validation and damage control. For now you can shut the fuck up and fuck off.

>>146821993
>1993
K I N O
I
N
O

it is literally written in stone that the leafs will lose kek

>>146821993
>1993
KWAB

>>146821993
god damn, good post

>>146822003
>1993
deal with it canacuck

>>146822071
do you think the canadian players on those teams sneer at the cups they won

just trade miller and be done with it. it won't save the team and it's high time they realize this and start to tank again.

>>146821829
Lol. From winter to summer in one week.

>>146821991
You may not like it, but this is what the ideal male hockey player looks like.

>>146822095
You lost to the Buffalo Sabres... it's over bud

>>146822095
He looks like he sulks a lot.

he never posts less than 60 seconds apart, curious

uh oh we worked the canadian into a coping seethe.....again

hope the nuckies can get rempe from the rags for miller but they may have to add

imagine not being a passchad

>>146822232
couldn't be me kwab

>retard has no 4chan literacy
many such cases

>>146821940
All introverts are not autistic

>>146822315
All canadians are autistic though, explain that

Starting to think americans are just projecting

starting to think bud didn't 1 after all

starting to wonder where jen is

i have a 4chan pass because i'm not in poverty

>>146822531
She was sent to shit gimmick for retards island

Somebody needs to combine all the /hoc/isms into a single retarded statement

>>146822586
>lives in a flyover hick state while living in ezmode: the country
>isnt retarded and on welfare
jej

>>146822601
>>146822617
mindbroken

>>146822589
jen is a gimmick? she's a real human

proposal to start posting more x.com links to increase the traffic going to the site

>>146822645
>fins allied with hitler in ww2
>fins allying with musk in ww3
wow who coulda thunk it

why are all trans "women" lesbians?

Now this is what I call real /hoc/ talk.

why did reddit ban x links?

got to paragon 50 today, probably ready for torment 2

>>146822915
because elon did nazi salutes kek

>>146822919
oh i thought it might be because it was shit quality content or something

>>146823005
i look like that

>>146823069
oops exported it wrong

>>146823069
make it a .png you dumb fuck

>>146823075
based

cool lamp some girl on [redacted] posted

the Kraken are Huak TUAH the playoffs haha right!? Hawk tuab!

>>146823236
KEK

Damn...

>>146823275
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GRITTY STAY AWAY FROM THAT CHILD

i heard barzal was mad that ibs was empty kwab

>>146823392
>ibs was empty
irritable bowel syndrome was empty? and he was mad about this???

>>146823429
Hee hee. SPIT ON THAT THANG!!!!!!

skellefteå, the home of skellefteå aik, does not seem like a nice city to live in

>>146823516
explain this image

This team can't score. We need Marchment and someone else. That line was the only one that was showing up every game.

>>146823593
also hockey related because the girl has a leafs beanie in the wheelchair pic

>>146823516
Pretty random of you to start talking about my hometown. This happened outside my old school, an 8 minute walk from my house. That guy has some form of retardation and his family was moved to Stockholm to protected living. He will be in the correction system for the rest of his retarded life.

>>146823607
yeesh
you got an immigrant problem

>>146823634
Not really. Most (muslim) immigrants who come here leaves for Malmö, Stockholm or Gothenburg asap. Most other immigrants are the ones who work on Northvolt (pretty sure they are trying to build a factory in Canada too, pro-tip: don't let them) and they are fly-ins and mostly drunkards from Eastern Europe. Sometimes you see them in the stands during the hockey games.

But soon Northvolt will go bankrupt and with that 3000 jobs will disappear and with that even less immigrants.

>>146823676
if you dont have a problem then why is a young girl in the hospital?

>>146823683
It happened in 2022. She's not in the hospital anymore.

>>146823739
was*

>>146823771
As I've already explained, most of them leave for warmer latitudes after the first winter.

>most
but not all
which is where the problem lies

*drops a diabolical fart itt thread then leaves*

>>146823852
for some odd reason, it managed to improve the odor here

>>146823867
thank you

I thought you left.

>>146823075
ayy thats why i leave the breadcrumbs here
look at the magic it can return

Good morning /hoc/. Hope everyone slept well

>>146824442
huomenta

janny, I know you need your sleep, but for fucks sake when you wake up just ban anyone that posted between 1 and 7am on any given day and you can consider it a job well done

smells like stale foster's beer in here

>>146824442
I slept decently but I kept on getting up to pea since I had soup last night

so how are you doing my melanin enriched frens?

>>146824442
I slept decently but I kept waking up and bowling three strikes in a row because I had turkey soup last night

>>146824587
my hockey team is shit but i got a new job. how about you xhenya?

>>146824539
these hours are fine because the degens are still asleep or passed out, and by the time they come to it's time for Overdrive anyway

>>146824597
my hockey team is shit-ish but that's probably expected for the next couple of years

>i got a new job
congrats!

nothing really happens here, just the job, gym and donkey videos on youtube
turns out I like donkeys
I wonder what that stray Yuma donkey is doing now

I bet I could beat up Conor Garland therefore I could rape McDavid

Dare I say it was 5-1?

>>146824620
but why tho

[crying]

>>146824616
he's wandering the desert in search of hockey and a cute latina gf

>>146824628
To prove I'm alpha

>>146824650
Prove to who? Nobody cares bro.
You probably just want some pussy from some girl and this is how you think you're gonna get it.

p a t h e t i c

>>146824533
how about not being such a little whiny bitch and little useless faggot because thats all you are

>>146824620
why would you want to rape another guy? that's not locker room hazing

>>146824724
Bud bros? Our response?

>>146824704
p a t h e t i c
a
t
h
e
t
i
c

>>146824692
imagine the psyche of a man who writes like that, seek Jesus

>>146824861
What about 06/11/24

>>146824902
is that november 6th or june 6th

>>146824824
just the way mcdavid likes them

>>146824915
june 11th*
im tired sorry

>>146824704

* throw nachos at you *

I rescind my previous suggestions on /hoc/ regarding the Governor becoming a hokkei vtuber.
They'll (((copyright claim))) the shit out of him if he does watch parties; Gary hates growing the game.

imagine getting scored on because someone threw nachos onto the ice

we want a goalie
not a ravioli

Maybe the blues will pass the flames and take the final wildcard spot in the west

>>146823298
lmao do you want an O'Pee Chee lamp

no goalie wants to admit he ate nine cans of ravioli

I want a ravioli

Pretty impressive how the Habs went from hitting rock bottom in 2022 to being a potential play off team 3 years later

The earth is a ravioli

Planet Retard has a ravioli shortage

>>146825164
I'm impressed because two months into the season they were still at rock bottom, but I asked Santa for a playoff push for my habbies in my stocking, and it came!

as a president of Planet Retard I am pleased to announce that a new truckload of ravioli with their smooth, good taste, and rich flavor is already heading toward Planet Retard, and the driver has been instructed to ignore all stop signs and crosswalks.

>>146825164
Start planning the 2028 isles stanley cup parade Bud

>>146825226
you were a good boy last year

looks like I have some fellow pastamaniacs

Just saw two tanker trucks full of ravioli collide into each other after running through stop signs

>>146825233
You've got my vote in this year's reelection

>>146825329
but is the ravioli okay?

Tomorrow night, the frogs die.

>>146825348
I'm sorry to report that not a single ravioli survived the crash

>>146824852
and yet it was Gods divine purpose for me to tell anon that he is a whiny faggot for not getting his exact way on a public forum

anon needs to get over himself and he IS a faggot

Capitals checked in on Brock Nelson. Have to figure he gets traded eventually.

>>146825355
A tragedy occurred

>>146820610
the bay area has objectively the best weather on earth. its a shame about the government and browns.

>>146825375
Pray for the Retardians

If Dallas uses the Seguin LTIR money on JT Miller

AND

If JT Miller can control himself for at least a couple of months

then to me Dallas is the best team in hockey and it's not close.

>>146825124
but the cans are incriminating evidence

>>146825398
Might as well live in the fuckin Amazon.
>>146825316
Consider 353948.

>>146825421
When did you immigrate to Planet Retard?

>>146825366
we don't sign our posts here

Why is it that every time I enter /hoc/ Canada is freaking out about basically nothing?

why is there a random tripfaggot here now

>>146825236
based its 14 degrees here

good

>>146825577
utah mammoth?

>>146825577
based MAGA!

>>146825577
Are you the colorado cuck who thinks its too similar to avalanche?

new team just dropped

>>146825612
No, I just think "Utah Yeti" sounds retarded

>>146825648
my reggies :)

>>146825554
>random
I only just recently started using a trip. I've been browsing /sp/ and /hoc/ for years, very likely longer than you and most people in this general. Wanna argue about it?

Utah Outlaws

>>146825554
Attention seeking

>>146825648
i bet they'll go with the panthers template

Salt Lake City Shrimp

Good morning Canucks enjoyers. Pleasantly surprised to see JT Miller is still a Canuck, and will hopefully be one for the rest of our life’s.

>>146825648
Labradoretty BTFO

>>146825684
woahhh calm down.. r e l a x

Gary is telling me Matthew’s will be wearing a dress tonight

>>146825666
post your one of your vintage memes

PUT YOUR HANDS UP
IN THE AIR
PUT YOUR HANS UP
IN. THE. AIR

>>146825684
Good post

>>146825855
shall be cheering for the teddies tonight

>>146825855
>jets vs aves
>kitties vs kangs
im satisfied

Dont like admitting it but im crying a bit as Sakamata is finishing up ToTK

Fuck man, it really is coming to an end now. There's really only a few more streams left before the graduation.

little bitch^

>>146825902
>>146825919
chloe has aids kwab

>>146825902
wtf is this schizo shit

I cried when Luna lost the Mario kart tournament and got a dyke haircut

debbies are slumping hard, the bruins actually have a shot at beating them

i would win a /hoc/ mario kart 64 tournament
no doubt in my mind

There isn't a person alive who could defeat me n Mario kart on any platform

>>146826036
>debbies are slumping hard
same thing for my habs but the opposite

give me DK and N64 and you guys are cooked (no drifting allowed btw)

I’m an Olimar main in smash bros

>(no drifting allowed btw)
kek what a bitch

Gladdis next door needed her lights changed so I went and did it for her, she showed me her paintings it was very nice.

thank you for asking

I wonder who he's talking to

Certainly not me

>>146826107
sounds like I spotted the drift merchant

>>146826245
not sure but my grandma never apologized for throwing away my phone case btw in case you were curious. Now I have to order a new one.

>>146826258
Its okay lil bro you'll learn how eventually

>>146826262
I remember you sally, too proud to fish your pink >laffs case out of the garbage. throw away half of what grandma made you for breakfast this morning did ya?

>>146826262
well I don't know how mad you are but you should take some form of compensation from her if anything is freely available
served her right, the ignorant slut

>>146826290
>>146826286
I live here rent free anyway so I get the final laugh.

this is how you fags look whenever you talk about "bud" btw

>>146826322
Nah I do at you

>>146826335
Cool I'm hot

qrd on "bud", "copey", "dylan" and "trb"?

>>146826218
that's kind of you

>>146826488
All made up by the resident schizo poster who has no friends.

>>146826488
all me

Where do you guys find your hockey news?

>>146826564
>>146826507
makes sense

>>146826584
/hoc/

Is he the ugliest guy in the league?

>>146826604
Talking about bud and copey isn’t News try again.

>>146826618
fat maroon exists

>>146826584
/hoc/ and twitter

>>146826584
All my news comes to me in my dreams, and then I post it to /hoc/

>>146826688
kadri is being traded for middlestadt

Last night I envisioned a shark swimming in the mountains

>>146826618
Completely normal looking guy except for his eyebrow thing, is that hockey injury?

>>146826604
for me, it's the /hoc/ teletext

>>146825577
the name should be something related to mormons

The Utah Garys or the Utah Bettmans

>>146826857
Utah Magic Underwear

The Utah Didnt Asks

the utah salty lakes

>>146827018
Salty coins city

riddle me this snowbelt cucks, if gary rigs it every year then why arent the mormons in a secured ploffs spot then

KWABOTY

>>146827041
so he's heading to liiga?

>>146827034
it's a mystery. they paid $1.2b and didn't even get half the courtesy that the knighties got

>>146827034
Shhh don't ask questions that /hoc/ doesn't like

>>146827041
lmao he just hasnt passed his social skills course yet

>>146827034
Utah is both snowbelt and sunbelt

Gary is a man of integrity. He would never rig any outcomes

>>146827034
gary also didn't rig it for seattle to make playoffs in their inaugural season

>>146827145
that would have been too obvious

no one cares or even considers xheattle or that weird ass mormon hellscape salt lake city as good vacation spots, thats why. meanwhile miami area and las vegas are hot vacation spots

I go to Calgary for vacation

>retard goes to Planet Retard for vacation
makes sense

>>146827209
its called a staycation retard

>>146827209
True miami and las vegas are popular landing spots on Planet Retard

>>146827221
>us flag
>staycation
retard

>>146827235
seething retard (you)

>>146827182
utah has good skiing and hiking

utah has a professional ice hockey team

>>146827257
We dont sign our posts here

>>146827257
I think you are taking this planet retard meme a little too literally

Wrestlefags OUT

>>146827109
his interns do his dirty work

hoc more like boc LOL LMAO

The San Jose Sharks have claimed Walker Duehr from Calgary on waivers

Love me Flames

the future is bright!

>>146827221
JEN
its what i do since im too broke to go anywhere

>sharts
>lames
Wake me up when a real team gets mentioned

>>146827414
Dustin wolf is a highroller

>>146827375
sheeeeeeeeeeeeit
rip

>>146827375
if a shit team like Calgary is putting him on waivers he can’t be that good

>>146827400
HE KNEW

>>146827422
Weegs said he sometimes feels bad about taking money from Wolf when he beats him in poker but he has no problem taking money from Hoob.
Good honest Weegs, future Captain of me Flames. Its inevitable.

>trb is a flamesfag
interesting.. i am the learning

>>146827441
He's from South Dakota

>>146827470
Blud thinks xhe is starfire goofy ahhh

Big if true

Are my >raggies back or is this win streak just a fluke

>>146827443
/hoc/ is full of oracles and wizards

>>146827444
Clearly neither you nor your precious weegs have seen band of brothers
>Never put yourself in the position where you can take from these men
not captain material

bud did not 1

>>146827524
/hoc/ is powerful

Dallas could trade for Miller and sign Rantanen

>>146827581
/hoc/ is so powerful it used to run /sp/ before it abdicated the throne to /f1/

>>146827481
og teen titans was kino

If I were a shorks fan I’d kms myself

>>146827758
i am a shorks fan and it's not that bad

>>146827758
this but ducks and i mean it

the geographical conference structure and lack of regular international play is killing the sport.

but gary floats revenue numbers in people's faces like it is some big win just because he finally cut the shit with his pet project sunbelt sinkhole

>>146827829
Actually whats killing the sport is having a geographic conference structure and then scheduling the league so that everyone plays each other an equal amount of times and making the geographic conferences irrelevant.

>>146827829
seeing the same old playoffs matchups gets old quickly

>>146827829
That and giving all these sunbelt markets cups its not that he's growing the game persé but more like sustaining the market to avoid disaster and collapse. Soon we will see a cup in Dallas and possibly Nashville to ensure those markets keep active fan engagement.

I mean cups are totally fair to win silly me just play harder just be better haha

>lack of regular international play
>killing the sport
lmao

What's killing this niche entertainment property that has never been able to get good national TV ratings in the United States is some weird grievance that only I have

Whats actually killing the sport is Gary bending the knee to cable companies which ensures no one under 60 is watching

>lack of ask
>killing the sport
lmao

>>146827930
olympics are cool

1v16 is the only way to fix the nhl

>>146828017
if only there was an nhl exclusive streaming service with all games for an affordable price

>>146828082
How about all sports leagues get away from retarded exclusivity bullshit and just stream all the games on YouTube for free with ad breaks like on TV

>>146828082
gary would make sure there are still blackouts

bump

>>146827947
bring back the square puck just for one game. Rangers-Islanders

>>146828017
People over 60 are the only people retarded enough to be influenced by advertisers

>>146828193
>>146828193
>>146828193
NEW

>>146827911
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>146828017
based zoomer buying 15 different apps

>>146827470
trb is a fan of whatever fanbase gives him pity (You)s

>>146821424
Putin should nuke edmonton and ottawa and la to solve global warming

>>146828411
based on what

>>146827200
lmao why?

>>146834611
japanese-albertan lolis