6 points behind with 2 games less from leading the division. Rookies are playing good.

>>146810033
This must be the thread.

Mornin' /hoc/!

Would you have sex with Bedard? If you don't answer this your mom will die in her sleep tonight.

>>146810221
and that's a good thing

>>146810229
Huomenta

What does he do?

>>146810705
looks like rod the bod with Shanahan's hair

I see 4chan hasn't updated with the correct country flags for all posters. Not good.

>>146810152
those were the days

My team plays tonight

Isles need Mike Milbury

>>146810958
lololol get it(

>>146810221
4chan is a relic of 2000s web1.0 internet

>>146811041
Retard

Good morning Canucks fans across Canada. I am pleased to announce that we have made it through yet another dark and cold night where JT Miller has thankfully remained a Vancouver Canuck.

Guess what? Our Sennies play today :)

>>146810269
No, a good boy like Bedard is saving himself for marriage

so who's taking the wildcard spots in the east and west?

>>146811342
Ottawa/Boston

Colorado/Calgary

happy bud1010

>>146811413
bud10 in binary

>>146811342
I'm gonna go out on a bit of a [retarded] limb and say:

Rangers/Flyers
Utah/Kraken

>>146811456
you smoking that k2 stuff?

>>146811456
I want to believe in Utah

>>146811478
Thanks man, I believe in u too

My Bruins are not elite, at all

>>146811474
No...more like lack of proper sleep. I was on a Greyhound for almost 3 days and only just had the opportunity to lay down flat last night. I may also have the flu, so even with being able to rest I didn't get as much actual sleep as I would have liked.

>>146811478
Yeah, me too. I think they're a cool club.

>>146811593
>greyhound
grim

>>146811593
feel better soon fren <3

>>146811593
>Greyhound
you can get beheadded by a hobo in those

>>146811643
In Canada

Did anyone see Barzal say that ubs arena is dead and the islanders fans abandoned their team? I’m not even making this up.

>>146811673
move 'em to kaybeck

>>146811673
Have you watched them play?! Never more bored watching my Islanders

>>146811717
they beat the sharts and the teds!

>>146811382
mostly agree with you, but montreal is making playoffs over boston

In general teams with negative goal differentials tend not to make the playoffs, this year both wild cards in the east my have negative goal differentials

Wheres the fucking discord post it already

>>146811673
Its because everyone is in the bathroom instead of watching

>>146811937
Here you go
https://discord.gg/u5N85tRDKk

>>146811673
Pettersson for Barzel and a 2nd?

>>146811673
When

>>146811985
Barzal scores points unlike Pettershit

>>146811992
shartzal peaked in his rookie year

our jackies :(

>>146812004
Barzal played great last season. Certainly better than EP40 who puts up donuts in the boxscore.

Someone needs to teach Barzal how to shoot the puck

>>146812077
not looking too good for pettersson.

>>146811999
just like my islanders

>>146812093
yet he still has more goals than shitzal

Good morning to all Krakheads, Krakamaniacs, and Krakaholics; also good morning to all others including Krak enjoyers, Krak haters, and those of you whom remain Krak neutral.

Dumba, more like Dumbass

You think you hate the NHL media enough, but you don't.

>>146812184
that salad needs some dressing

>>146812261
Sometimes you just gotta assault a manlet, nothing wrong happened here

>>146812217
What about those who hate shit gimmicks for retards?

>>146812108
How many more games is he gonna do jack shit? He signed for a ton, shouldn't be putting up that many 0's

>>146811055
I mean he's right. 4chunny needs an update that let's me rate a post so I can rate yours down >:( It's an ancient Web1.0 site.

>>146812333
Don't worry you fall in there somewhere. :)

>>146812261
post skates

They are trying to force bans to x.com links on all the hockey subreddits.

>my team, a stanley cup winner in the past 5 years, haven't been doing good lately
I don't feel so good bros. Who should I bandwagon next?

>>146812343
he crosschecked a guy in the face

>>146812373
I was wondering where all the weirdflags came from. This answers it.

>>146812343
>Posts NHL media lying about the incident
Reinforces the point.

>>146812375
minnesota
texas

The NHL media are, collectively, the dumbest, weakest, most hiveminded, shitlib, crinkly, old, Anglo faggots one could possibly assemble.
Every one of these crinkly faggots would be executed in 10 seconds in a sane civilization.

>Its back
worse than TBG

>>146812350
Its web 2.0

>>146812373
why?

>>146812350
>4Chan needs to copy Reddiit
>4Chan needs mob mentality instead of arguments and ideas
Your bedroom, Redditor.

>>146812423
Bad post. -1

>>146812373
Makes sense it’s annoying you have to make an account to see posts

>>146811578
the zombie team is finally dead

>>146812429
>Downvotes the kinkshaming fascist
+1 for you

normies think 4chan is an evil website but moot never threw up double roman salutes in front of a cheering crowd just saying

>>146812444
Incredibly based and inspected repeating digits post.

Predators and Kraken fan btw.

>>146812473
stuff from 4chan gets posted to reddit and twitter all the time, it's more mainstream than you think

>>146812488
Hilariously, it's not as mainstream as you think.

>>146812494
this shit is embarrassing

>>146812504
ok Panju

Why is no one talking about the cantpuckie who cross checked the soiler in the face during the scuffle? Why is it only mccuck that gets the coverage?

>>146812519
stevenson, wilson, parayko all recent cup champs
Post skates

>>146811863
so columbus and ottawa are making playoffs

This is just so bizzare. I don't remember anything like this ever. This Canadian media infatuation with McDavid has gone far beyond what we have ever seen. It never happened with Crosby but I get the sense this is less about McDavid and more that national media is so desperate for a Canadian Stanley Cup win that they are now resorting to the ask for special treatment to players on Canadian teams. It's pretty sad and embarrassing.

>>146812531
Chandler Stephenson is not worth his contract

>talk hockey
>thread dies
shit general for retards (you but not me)

>>146812545
Scoring 10 goals and 10 assists in 22 playoff games on the way to a second cup tends to inflate a contract

>>146812585
So the exact same shit that Strome and Palat did?

>>146812544
1) They're a hivemind.
NHL media is, overwhelmingly, Ontario Anglos (hence, them all being pale and crinkly)
These are the descendents of the pussies who were either too scared to fight in the Revolutionary War, or (more often) were docile pussies who gave rhetorical aid and comfort to the British Empire during the war. Afterward, they were expelled to Canada. Genetically, they are a meek, submissive, docile subset of the Anglosphere. Perhaps the MOST weak, submissive, and docile.
2) Because they're weak, they suffer from the Messiah Complex.
They want, so desperately, for the NHL to be like the NBA so they can drool over a "superstar".
In reality, no NHL forward has 10% as much effect on a game than prime LeBron James (or Mahomes, Josh Allen, a starting pitcher in baseball) do on their respective games. But they're so in need of drooling over a messiah that their whole career is spent rationalizing their failed dream of the Risen Messiah.

>>146812590
Neither ryan nor dylan strome won the cup bud
palat is also getting paid only 300 grand less than stephenson despite signing his contract before him and before the cap went up

>>146812595
Obviously, there are tons of OntarioBros who emigrated long after the American Revolution, from Ireland, Italy, Quebec, and so on.
Virtually all of the farmers in Onatrio, as well as the tradesmen, are from this later stock.
They're cool.
But the ruling class is still the submissive, weak, losers from the Revolutionary War.

Tbqh I just can't wait for Canada to lose at the 4 Nations. Hockey doesn't belong in your country, le*fs.

>>146812575
Mostly because the only hockey discussion done in this general is by shoot retards that have never skated once in their lives and don't know what they're talking about

>>146812643
>"SHOW SKATES!!!"
/hoc/ version of, "Stop hiding behind your keyboard, fly out here to Oregon, and fight me like a man!!!"

>>146810269
Wtf

>>146812625
>b-but it was the british!
who do these retards think we all descend from

>>146810269
has he gotten plugs, yet?

>>146812661
Post skates buddy prove to me you know what you're talking about

>>146812690
lol poor

>>146812690
OH SHIT. SHOTS FIRED.

>>146812666
Americans were always a mixed Euro stock.
Dutch, Scots-Irish, German, French Hugenots, and Anglo.
Our Anglos were the winners of a war.
Your Anglos lost that war, and only Anglos fled to Ontario.
One could argue that Ontario (like Quebec) suffered from generations of quasi-inbreeding due to limited genetic stock.

>>146812690
do you have stage 2 parkinsons by chance

>>146812695
I won omhas with those bad boys I'd never replace them

>>146812721
also post your wife getting railed by a Pajeet while you fap in the corner

Does Utah still a shot at playoffs with Ingram back?

>>146812408
Those are all homosexual men solely from Ontario.
Western Canada has a based media that isn’t afraid to tell it like it is.

>>146812750
I hope so. Seeing my mormies in the ploffs for their inaugural season would be kino.

>>146812750
fraid so

Post skates is the /hoc/ equivalent of post body

>>146812778
And anon (likely (You)) didn't post them when you got called out. KWAB + megapussy.

post athletic cup or you're a poser

It's been 15 minutes and still no skates times a wasting buddy

>>146812796
I'll post my jockstrap when I get home

>>146812778
"post x" is what retards with no arguememts say, and it is an appeal to authority fallacy. You see it in every general on every board now.

>doubling down on being a retard so she won't post skates
Lmfao.

>>146812839
Holy cope

>>146812839
>appeal to authority
not the only reason

they were girly skates anyway

Experience playing a sport would make one more knowledgeable about said sport, would it not? So post skates

>>146812847
>>146812861
Post body, I don't listen to fat people.

>>146812878
I have experience playing water sports with your mom but you don't see me spouting off about it in arguments

Seeing a lot of words but no skates

>>146812839
Thats a lot of words to say you got btfo

>>146812891
prove it by posting your own

I use figure skates

>>146812943
nta but I'll post body once I cut to <12% body fat

>>146812983
Switch to speedskating ones.

I've been thinking about tour skating

>>146812943
No that's not how it works the first guy to make the demand wins. I'll be waiting to see a fat leaf with a timestamp before I entertain any more of your drivel.

>>146813075
I don't think you get to demand anything when we're still waiting on your skates bud

>>146813086
Yeah but I wasn't the guy who you told to post skates, I'm a different guy

>>146813075
yeah but by your own logic, if you're fat then i shouldnt listen to you
by posting body we can determine that

>>146813120
Yeah but if you're fat and I'm fat and nobody posts body, then we're both retards who should be ignored.

>>146813158
im not fat

I’m so tired

I hate seeing Utah fans on the old yotes instagram page who say “sad to see them go, but I love to see them in Utah” it makes my blood boil. I feel like it’s still just so fucked for all yotes fans who have been loyal to this team for years just get fucked over by years of incompetence and greed. I sit here in my Keller jersey still wishing he was wearing these colors or at least wearing something other then blue, white, and black. I tried to find a new team but I just can’t. I’ve been who was only a yote for about 5 years but they are still the team I choose and I was never a fan of any other team. But I stayed with them even when my family (stars, Bruins, penguins, Rangers, Red Wings, knights fans) would give me shit about me being a yotes fan. I only got to see them once in my local stadium. It was sad seeing an old nhl Nintendo 64 game with one of our guys on it. I hate Alex Meruelo, I hate Utah, I hate the management who took hockey out of the desert. I just want our team back

>>146813158
>we're both retards who should be ignored
Finally something we can all agree on

Just heard some crazy stuff from one of my inside sources who is very reliable

>>146812872
I had to use my older sister's hand me downs

>it's been an hr since the leaf posted skates
>softpussies haven't posted anything
Yeah.. I'm thinking the leaf won.

The Islanders biggest mistake was keeping No Fun Lou around for the opening of the arena. Boring signings, boring trades, drafts shit players, trying to build a team like it's 2002, never talks to the media, is super secretive about everything, signing shit players long term, has the whole organization on a dog leash where nobody is allowed to have any fun at any time. It's no wonder no one goes to the games, going to a game at UBS probably feels like going to a gulag run by Lou Lamoriello

Post skates

I'm looking to acquire a gf. Are there any available on the trading block?

>>146813274
I'm thinking the leaf has a us vpn

had to go help with something at work on my fucken day off

>>146813301
Yeah I'm thinking you're coping.

>>146813282
Stephen should be my islanders GM

>>146813173
when they were in arizona more people were watching them in utah than in arizona. that's why they moved them there, aside from the time zone benefits.

>>146813274
>AmeriBro ignores gay orders from impotent, crinkly Leaf
>Leafs declare total victory
You people were born to kneel.

>>146813307
that sucks. they better pay you

semen ration levels must be getting low

>>146813297
sorry but you'll need to draft high in the upcoming gf draft

>>146813333
Checked, broons looking good this year

>>146813333
checked! my habs are going to teach some sunbelters a lesson ce soir.

>>146813342
broons arent making playoffs, latvia

>>146813333
Why is the NHL first round draft all Leafs and yet the NHL is only 40% Canadian?

>>146813341
I traded all my picks already :(

>>146813341
What about the hockey bf draft?

>>146812690
in b4 autistic
just bored

>>146813355
gary keeps expanding the league forcing teams to accept inferior american talent

>>146813384
when will they learn?

>>146813384
>autistic investigation
You were one of the soldiers in the HWNDU battles, weren't you?
I salute you, Meme War Vet.

>>146813384
OH SHIT. SHOTS FIRED x2

>>146813384
The skates are size 10D on everyone's SOUL I am 6'4"

>>146813309
At least I'm not seething, thoughever

>>146813412
Meant for >>146813412
>>146813325
>>146813301

>>146813370
crosby isnt interested

>>146813405
Shut the fuck up

>>146813384
lmfao

>>146813394
Cool theory.
My theory is because the NHL is run by a literal Gay Mafia of creepy, Anglo, unathletic Leaf faggots.
My theory's better.

>>146813384
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

>>146813420
>impotent Leaf thinks he can give orders to American
lol
go jam more dildos up your ass you impotent, crinkly, aged nothing living in a dead civilization

>>146813444
Where's your skates at buddy boy

>>146813418
Thanks anon, I earned 3 of those 4 (You)s

>>146813456
in the trunk of my car.
why are you posting photos of 12 year-olds skates on /hoc/?
Are they your son's or are you just a manlet?

>>146813479
Does this look like a size 5 to you?

>>146813498
tits or gtfo

>>146813503
get those skates out the trunk buddy

real schizoid neet hours

Great now were posting feet pics

>>146813498
Nice tiny little baby foot, bud

>>146813498
hot

stop posting your munchkin feet

mcchimpout

my skates are size 11 and a half

/hoc/ is strictly a women's feet general

>>146813498
boston feet...

I was bullish on the oil this year until seeing how the most minor incident of physicality has them in a complete meltdown. I'm revising my prediction. This team is so fucking soft.

I remember one time went to a hockey camp in the summer with skates 3 sizes too small. I came home with a purple big toe

>>146813582
post WEBM of you sliding bare feet in the skates or it's all AI
afterward, make a kissy-face at the camera

>>146812707
Marner has nerd physiognomy. Point has nog physiognomy.

You see this skating toward you
What do?

the korean qt just went for her afternoon run. that means my favorite part of the week has just arrived!
time to sniff her chair until the upholstery comes off :)

>>146813498
mommy feet....?

>>146813631
narrow nose and chin aren't "nerd" physiognomy
it's just "weak and unhealthy"
What he lacks in health and athleticism his parents made up for by spending every second of his useless life inside a fluorescent-lit hockey rink being screeched at by crinkly old men.

>>146813608
I don't know how you could see last years playoffs and think they were going far this year. They got outplayed every series until mcdavid decided to carry them

>>146813678
oilers far outplayed the dullass stars

would've made for a cute girl

>>146813678
t. seething calgadeshian

>check up on /hoc/
>feet getting posted
KEK.

>>146813732
That leaf got really bothered by being accused of manletry.

Still waiting for the skates

>>146813719
He must have had a large following in the gay community

>>146813789
Hard to believe this skinny little guy is the greatest athlete of all time

My son is taller than me

>>146813810
maybe on planet twink

>>146813789
I mean Idk about then cause I'm a not a b*omer but I'd SEXO older Gretzky UwU

starsies win bigly tonight

>>146813758
You mean adult-sized skates?

>>146813810
he couldn't even do 10 push ups

>>146814001
he could skate

>>146813789
>>146813810
assist merchant

>>146813789
Fake and gay.
NHL literally blackballed players who checked him.
Nick Kypreos tells a story that one player stole the puck from him when he was on the Rangers and the dude's OWN TEAMMATES scalded him in the locker room:
>"When Mr. Gretzky has the puck you leave him alone! Do you know how much money he's made for us?!?!?"
It's literally WWE-tier shit that went on.

>>146814134
WTF? Gretzkysisters, our response??

>>146814085
No, he wasn't a great skater.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKtriCp-Qas

>>146814134
based

>>146814134
>hockey player's court
mmmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with him

>>146814134
Thats been the case forever. No name shitheads have been told to shut the fuck up and stay in line if they target stars since the dawn of time

>>146814134
nick kypreos is a bum who got knocked the fuck out
https://youtu.be/TfLKpuxdrFU

Does this mean that Ovechkin is actually better than Gretzky?

>>146814215
Cope.
Rookies always get hazed and bullied by vets, in all sports.
That's not what we're talking about.
We're talking about systematic insults to the integrity of the competition in the name of $$$$$$.

>>146814251
Brett Hull once told teammate Sean Avery that he is not allowed to speak to "Mr. Sakic". hockey is a sport of respect maybe if you played you'd understand that. post skates

>>146814245
Ovi would annihilate Gretz in a shoot fight, so yes

>>146814245
Ovi's not even on Crosby's level

>>146813789
lewd

>>146814285
More Leaf coping.
Brett Hull told a loudmouth rookie not to VERBALLY DISRESPECT a veteran.
The same thing would happen in any sport.
What the NHL did for Gretzky was rig the COMPETITION ITSELF.
Fundamentally different.

Discussing hockey with americans is a futile effort. They've never played, can't skate, know nothing about the sport's customs, and just parrot sports"writers" opinions

Flash flood warnings have been issued for the city of Edmonton, Alberta, this evening as Oilers fans cry over McDavid being hit with a three game suspension.

Fans have been recommended to grow up, cope, and stay off twitter to avoid any further damage to the city.

>>146814303
Ovi won more Cups, in a much tougher league, than Gretzky won after Gretzky left the powerhouse Oilers.

>>146814325
americans don't have the patience nor the ability to read. They just spout whatever loud mouth uneducated inexperienced opinion they have as quick as possible

oh look canada is sperging out ("oot") again

>>146814335
Draisaitl is far better than McDavid and it's not even close.
Oilers literally hired McDavid's childhood coach, and made McDavid's agent team president.
Oilers give McDavid top-3 NHL netfront presence and #1 overall pick as linemates.
They give Draisaitl 4th line scrubs.
If their linemates were reversed, Draisaitl would outpoint McDavid, easily.

>>146814341
The NHL is NOT tougher in the Gary Bettman expansion era. Gary's practically removed body contact from the sport. A guy with 4 cups vs backstrom babby who made it past the 2nd round once in his career I know who I'm taking

>>146814351
Sad they overturned the tiktok ban. It was a good thing for them

Heading to the grocery store when I get done waging. Anyone need anything?

>>146814325
>"Hockey is a RECTANGLE....with GOALS at the ends!!! Only us Leafs could ever comprehend this!!!"
you weaklings are sad

My goodness what a cocksucking to McDavid in Spittin Chiclets. Who's the guy they were talking with saying he should get the same treatment as Mahomes.

>Ovi won more Cups, in a much tougher league, than Gretzky won after Gretzky left the powerhouse Oilers.
Um.. what the fuck? Canadians on /hoc/ have been telling me for years that the talent pool in NHL has been diluted for a long time. How can this be the case then.

>>146814445
a pair of size 5 skates please

>>146814448
Explain the two line pass for me real quick without looking it up
Hey spud what's icing

>>146814472
That marble-mouthed faggot from Massachusetts.
Whitney.
Hate that jowly faggot.

>>146814180
you said he was great at it

>>146814479
>canada
1993

>hockey is the exact same sport as basketball and soccer
just proving their retardation at this point

>>146814481
men's or women's?

>>146814482
>In the old NHL, you couldn't pass the puck across TWO LINES! It's so COMPLICATED!!!"
sad and pathetic

>>146814524
That's not how the rule works at all you retard

>>146814510
>basketball is the same sport as soccer
All this seething idiot posting....yet your cock still won't work.

>>146814482
Icing is the sugary stuff on top of a cake

so can monty coach the blues to playoffs?

>>146814557
Seems to be working in your mouth right now

>>146814546
That was the rule, it was eliminated around 2005, and you're still impotent and living in a dying country that needs to make up idiotic lies about a sport to feel like your existence isn't meaningless, which it is.

>>146814490
They interviewed someone I thing he was a talking head or something like that. Bob Stauffer.

Gary has been quiet lately. What's he up to?

>>146814448
That just makes it more concerning that you guys dont understand the basics

>>146814591
the rule was you couldn't pass from the d zone over the red line. You could pass over 2 lines such as passing from behind the red line behind the net and over the blue line

there is literally nothing wrong with not understanding the basics

>>146814604
his interns are drafting an exciting playoff script

>>146814638
lol
>"You didn't mention the GOAL LINE! Or the HASH MARKS!"
kys

for me, it's getting the puck in deep

>>146814661
>be wrong
>nuh uh
Where those skates at bud

>>146814683
post more feet pics, limpy

>>146814650
thanks for the update, Intern, now get back to work

Why did Gary change the script for MLK weekend? Most of the top but fraudulent teams exposed themselves but no one noticed that.

>>146814677
...yeah, I'm not going to do that unless you put me back on the first powerplay

>>146814702
That's not a skate. it's been 2 hours you've had enough time to even go out and buy a pair by now

>>146814729
Sorry, we like the way the PP is rolling right now and don't want to mess it up. We have a spot on the PK for you though

>>146814743
i'll post photos of my ice skates, i promise
but we need some more photos of you
show your jockstrap to verify your cock size

>>146814729
For all the americans itt, a powerplay is when at least one player on the opposing team is serving a penalty giving your team a player advantage

>>146814708
Go fuck yourself trb

>>146814767
Times ticking buddy

>>146814770
omg
you OWNED those Americans!
do you think they can ever comprehend such complicated rules?
i think it's your Magical Dirt which makes you able to grasp these super complicated rules.

Wtf is a trb?

>>146814790
How do we know time's ticking?
post pic of your watch or else time has stopped

>>146814799
As I said before they're not complicated which makes it concerning you dont understand them

owning a womens hockey team must be the best move for a straight man with expendable income
>womens basketball
full of uppity dykes
>womens soccer
full of insane dykes
>womens hockey
full of cute, straight white women

>>146814245
At goal-scoring he objectively is. Ovi could potentially have 100 more goals if it wasn't for gary's lockouts.

Always the loudest mouth that knows the least. probably some dumb fuck inbred yokel from carolina who's spouting off

>>146814815
No, they're SUPER complicated!
And to understand them, you have to send children out to be gay raped by fat, creepy old Anglo Canadian pedos.
Then, after a 60 year-old from Toronto has sucked your 14 year-old cock....THEN you can understand super-complicated things like a "power play" or a "penalty shot".

I don't know any of the rules but that doesn't stop me from yelling obscenities at my team when they're losing

>>146814834
There's a lot of players better than gretzky at scoring goals. he literally did not try to score after breaking the record

>>146814855
Another lie.
Gretzky literally held on for the sole purpose of breaking Gordie Howe's NHL+WHA goal record.
It's time to grow up, faggot.
Gretzky was as real as Hulk Hogan.

>>146814867
Skates

>>146814846
Hey buddy we dont want to hear about your weekend plans

>>146814846
>And to understand them, you have to send children out to be gay raped by fat, creepy old Anglo Canadian pedos.
>Then, after a 60 year-old from Toronto has sucked your 14 year-old cock....
Why is anon sexualizing kids with old men??

It's 4pm and still no skates

>>146814759
Hamstring's acting up again. Think it'll be another game-time decision tonight

penalties are collective manifestation of our subconscious caused by anxiety.

>>146814847
same. I only started watching in 2019

>>146815014
>>146814847
I've been a very long time hockey fan.. since my Panthers won :]

Anon is still asking for skates like he never posted size 5s

>>146815029
A skate is a skate

Is Elias Lindholm really this mediocre?

And this is only his 1st season of his contract. Thats the scary part.

We can state that maybe he and Marchand don't click well. But Lindholm also had a long look with Pasta.

His play so far reminds me of Riley Nash. A bottom 6 player that makes 3m AAV. The basics are there but offensively.... seen very little.

- Not a great skater
- Not a great shot
- No stickhandling
- So so passing skills
- Not great along the boards/winning puck battles
- Nothing from the powerplay

For those that know his game better. What seems to be the issue?

>>146815029
>>146815039
this is ice hockey, right? far out

[Rosner] Source: Washington Capitals Have Inquired About New York Islanders Forward Brock Nelson

Fuck off tbg

>>146815039
Well TJ """""Henry""""" Oshie, hear me out

>>146815011
Sounds like we should send you down to the AHL for a rehab stint

>>146815076
Which staff memeber did bud tweet at to pick up islanders trash?

>tbg
>trb
?

>>146815175
You'll figure it out eventually big guy

>>146815029
I’m pretty sure Gaudreau wore 5s and Marchand wears 4 1/2”s

>>146815175
for me it's tkb

What's going on with Zack MacEwen?

>>146815218
jen

>>146815243
>tkb
Good tastes desu.

>>146815072
>hey guys lets keep on topic mmmkay?
KILL YOURSELF REDDITOR

>>146815047
>For those that know his game better. What seems to be the issue?

Maybe it's the fact that he's on an AHL team.

Bruins fans are so fucking delusional. The sustained success has broken their brains and they seem to think that a B on the sweater means a team will be good no matter the roster.

>>146815366
it's crazy to believe that their glorified AHL team made the quarterfinals last year

guys guys guys chill... i mean its bud1010 after all

>>146812261
"The smaller Garland" kek

>>146815366
people talk about the bruins like they're the fuckin 80s islanders they won 1 cup in 53 years

>>146815431
Good Lord has it really been that long

>>146815431
The funny part is him still sticking around after it was clear the name was sticking and willingly accepts being called a raped bitch

>>146815431
he do be bubblin'

It’s tbg and it stands for the the based guy

>>146815431
Literally who

jej

>>146815366
>Bruins fans are so fucking delusional
We know they suck retard

It’s trb and it stands for the the raped bubblin'

>>146815680
how does one suck retard?
>that's why you use a command when saying you helped your uncle jack off a horse

>>146815746
what about pp size

>>146815670
Who do the Fennoswedes root for?

>>146815761
try it in english next time

>>146815769
russia

There's no good hockey discussion, so I'm heading to the gym to bench

>>146815821
Have fun with all the faggot zoomers with HIV

Didn't read any of that shit btw.

>>146815866
It says youre retarded

>>146815890
It's okay bro don't get butthurt I didn't read your blogpost.

>>146815822
Just soak it in isopropyl overnight

Yet i still got a response from you. Curious.

They’re calling it the worst hockey thread in recent memory. One expert’s opinion suggests it’s the worst of all time. That and more tonight at 7.

>>146815866
based duke

>>146815822
>reading
stopped reading right there

unfortunately all the good posters are watching overdrive, and one decent poster is watching real kyper and bourne

Quarter to 5 and still no skates

>>146815985
Sounds like fake news to me

First goal of the ladies beanpot game was a real piece of shit

>Yet i still got a response from you. Curious.
>never once said I wasn't going to reply
Lol nice job outing yourself Arandeep Singh

>>146816037
Didn’t know Canada had quarter shoe sizes

>>146815985
they're talking about coach q on overdrive

>>146816053
Mental gymnastics is crazy

>>146816027
I came out of the grocery store and turned on the radio and was listening to real kyper and bourne then i look at the clock and it was 4:15 and i thought to myself "shit i bet over drive anon posted and im not there to meme kyper and bourne" hahaha i really need to get some real friends

>>146816051
Harvard women's /hoc/ is 2-15-2

>>146816107
They suck and the second goal was a snipe

>>146816086
I know that anon would win the gold for sure

I cleaned my phone case and I left it on the counter and my grandma threw it out

>>146816122
>>146816086
>get bfto'd that you have to (You) yourself
LMAO I accept your concession Rajeesh. Now finish your esl courses.

>>146816123
take revenge

>>146816123
well it's not garbage day, grab the bloody thing out of the trash

>>146816162
I’d have to dig through garbage im not that guy

>>146816184
Well tour not supposed to put food in the trash so i dont know whats in there that you could be afraid of

>>146816123
she was sending a message

>>146816162
That’s what the interns are for

>>146816107
I can't fix her

>>146816221
send your grandpa over so he can "message" dn

>>146816218
where are you supposed to put food then

>>146816184
sorry princess, don't want to get your hands dirty? maybe Grandma will buy you a new pink >laffs case to replace the one she tossed

>>146816287
I guess they dont have organic recyling bins on the reserve

It is COLD outside

>>146816318
Those are for fruit and eggshells not a half eaten meal

>>146816345
so now you're tossing out half your dinner? how many other shit traits you got bud?

>>146816345
That's a compost moron not an organic recycling bin that the city picks up every week

Damn Harvard is getting their pussies raped

It's not cold outside. It's a chilly 63F outside thoever.

>>146816536
It is currently 1F outside

>>146816563
>no cup region
Kwaboty.

>>146816536
Mouthbreather detected

>>146816606
But enough about you!

Draisitl is such a fag

>>146816536
-25°C with high winds off the atlantic earlier this morning.
had to haul a few garbage bins up a 400ft road. wasn't pleasant.

>mogged by a sunbelter once again
they CANT keep getting away with it bros

>>146816759
cake eater

Skating is a fun activity. Imagine watching hockey and not being able to skate

what did you guys roll in the new season bro's

>>146816831
A better use of my time

>>146816770
why yes im a minnesota fan and eat mens asses? how did you know??

>>146816831
Gary's personal assistant

>>146816843
>seething on the internet is a better use of your time
KWAB

1993

>>146816857
He was actually raped in 1992

>>146816867
>"In May 2014, Bettman was named "sports executive of the year" by the SportsBusiness Journal and SportsBusiness Daily.[4] In 2016, Bettman was inducted as a member of the International Jewish Sports Hall of Fame.[5]"
OY VEY

>>146816863
This explains why the Canadian is always so mad on here

this Jonas guy on Overdrive fucking stinks, bring back Al's brother

04/17/22

>>146816919
yeah he fucking sucks this show is unlistenable without all 3 present

>>146816919
Swede?

*freezes puck*

budtenten

Just laid the most foul and nastiest Marner in the public toilet a few hours ago

>>146816988
Pucks are unfuckable

>>146817000
i praise gary every day for allowing us to have the bud1 meme

Gary hands you bud1 with one hand while reaching into your pockets with the other

5:30 still no skates

5:31 still don't care

>>146816919
For me it’s the Jonas brothers year 3000

>>146816886
His biggest achievement is getting into the Sports Broadcasting Hall of Fame despite never being a broadcaster.

>>146816951
i hope noodles is doing the habs game tn

5:32 and i'm cracking open a can of beans

>>146817031
the fact that someone noticed it was bud1000 on the very day of bud1000 was serendipity. not bud999 or bud1001, but bud1000. just magical

5:33 and that nigga eatin beans

>>146817091
Who the fuck are any of these dudes??

5:30 the car missin no text back or call missin I feel like we all victims

>>146817105
Sakic Sundin Brodeur Jagr Naslund

>>146817105
Second from left might be Recep Tayyip Erdogan in his season with the Leafs

It's 2:39 sun is out

>>146817157
It's 23:40
It's pitch dark
And I'm wearing sunglasses

>>146817091
Does this have a prize inside or something

>>146817091
>LNH
opposite day shit

>>146817196
That's what the NHL is called in french retard

you're what the french call les habitants

>french
*spits*

Didn't ask in any language.

>>146817205
shut up jacques
with your size 5 shoes and your size 1 brain

>american
*farts*

IM GOING BACK TO WATERLOO WHERE ALL THE VAMPIRES HANG OUT

who is sunbelt now?

Fun fact: French is the official language of Planet Retard

*raises paw*
I like having Cups :)

the moonbelt goes through asia

>>146817091
You're gonna build Beansie a ramp.

>>146815249
Idk. that press release felt ominous. maybe hes addicted to fortnite

>>146817066
This nigga eatin beans lmao

>>146817257
*droops tail*
i bet i would like cups too if my team had any...

*burps*
Those were some good beans

>>146817337
bud1

>>146817066
luv me beanz

This nigga I know aksed if it was okay to take his kid skating on a pond and I was like yeah you don't even need to check if it's okay

>>146817410
i didn't think those people knew how to skate

Representation is important that's why I support ladies hockey even though it sucks

>>146817410
the ice is less likely to break when you're a 5'2" frenchie in size 5 skates

But more importantly nobody asked

Cool blogpost but you have zero (0) asks

>>146817434
Just like my islanders

Making some pasta desu

gary woke up and decided to cook for us! god damn what a stacked line up. kino chads we eatin. i love gary, what a talented man

>>146817524
What time zone is this? Planet Retard?

>>146817512
pasta with beans?

>>146817524
those sharks/preds tickets are overpriced by at least double

If the Canes lose today against the Stars then they're the biggest frauds of the league

>>146817512
With meat sauce?

>>146817524
We love our Gary here at /hoc/

>>146817567
>meat sauce
Ofc retard

*goons on your face*

>>146817524
glug glug *choking* ACK GLURG GLUUUGGG AHGGHH *heavy breathing*

I really gotta move out of my grandmas house.

>>146817676
We have an extra room at the /hoc/ mansion

>>146817540
>>146817567
No it was pasta with salt and pepper, butter, olive oil, red pepper, garlic and parsley, desu.

>>146817734
yummy

>you will never live at the /hoc/ mansion

Feels not good man

Is Ph. Flyers a good NHL league hockey team?

>5am game time for Ducks - Cats
son of a whore

kwab

>>146817792
oh yeah!

>>146817795
KWAB

>>146817795
Kek what a bitch

>>146817765
Sorry fren, we just promised the last room to the other anon

Are the rumours true? Is it snow storming in Florida?

>>146817828
Northern Florida is just an extension of Georgia

quinn hughes is not a defenseperson*

watching a stream of 1993 king of the ring bret hart vs mr perfect starting right now hopefully its done by puck drop

<rags

>>146817871
did you watch the 1992 queen of the ring? i think it was in detroit

>>146817871
omg who asked?

>>146817871
based

>>146817837
Jacksonville is a dump

>>146817676
This year I’m finally moving out of my parents house

This year, I'm getting a gf

>>146817999
CHECKED

>>146817765
You can chill in my room if you promise to clean it every weekend

I have some really fantastic posts lined up for the next gennyl

prolly not watching hockey until thursday

I can visualize all the games from /hoc/ posts so I don't need to actually watch them

prolly not asking until thursday

>>146817792
They’re not great but they have a promising future