where are you guys at right now
4-4 15-30 right now

Hannah won twice :)

was that a Jew?

MURRAY YOU BETRAYED ME

Based fat cunt

Its ogre?

Nov-ACK

>>146808699
Thanks for baking, Lars

JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY GRANDPA

The worst thing about Sincaraz is that they follow the Federer "wait till the end of the set and vulture a break" strategy

Carlos looks extra zesty in this Nike outfit.

>>146808712
7-6 3-6 5-0 0-40

Ladies and gentlemen, as a courtesy to the players, please do not post when the players are about to serve. Thank you.

>>146808701
What toppings did you get, fat cunt?
Any garlic bread with that?

>>146808740
*Claps*

can't they double the price for these tickets to keep the riff raff out

If I was an atp player I'd shitpost on change of ends

>>146808740
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Whatever happened to Tennys Sandgren?

>>146808740
CAMMMAANN NOVAAAK

it's over

Good morning
Hate Alcaraz, love Djoko
Simple as

So you're telling me Sinner's doctor sprayed roids on his finger accidentally but actually the doctor didn't spray him with roids, he had roids on his hands and forgot to wash his hands after he went to the toilet? I believe it because only an Italian could be this incompetent of a liar or a doctor.

>>146808679
Marvel rival is not trans enough for my tastes. Also too many white males

>>146808748
Bill Clinton, bomb this man and get away with it again

Novak old. Just retire bozo

shut the fuck up you dumb pig

serbs are scum

>>146808769
No. I want my money I bet on grug

Why are you allowed to request a replay
As if it's going to suddenly change

>>146808756
Too chuddy for the ATP

>Jim Courier actually believes Djokovic won a grand slam with a torn hamstring
lmao

>>146808740
>LETS GO PLAYER LETS GO
>*clap clap*
>AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>OI OI OI
Fuck I hate AO crowds so much.

Completely and utterly BTFO

he can't run to his right

the most popular name in Australia statistically is Mohammed Nguyen

Called it >>146808662

>>146808793
>linking your own post
cringe

Novak is never winning another slam is he

Time-traveller-Anon here from the future. Here’s how this game plays out over the next few hours.
It’s a close game, Novak puts up a good fight, then starts to slip behind and realises he’s going to lose.
Novak fakes an injury so that this match loss doesn’t have any impact on his stats.
Serbs seethe once again.
You can reply to this post and put yourself in the screencap that everyone will take after it comes true.

Why does Djokovic get the benefit of a replay but when Alcaraz claims an out ball he gets told to get fucked?

OGRE

grug strong

>Wrong-foot Nole
>He gets injured
Did we solve the old man riddle?

lol

I CAN'T SNEED

>>146808791
It’s your country too you dumb spastic, imagine cheering your own country’s downfall

That was an injured shriek from Novak

so this is what the bookies knew

>>146808796
>Novak fakes an injury so that this match loss doesn’t have any impact on his stats.
Doesn't work that way. Once you start a match it counts

DjokoBITCHED.

Silly old man

It's over

Damn... Alcaraz crashing those forehands down like a Novi Sad railway station roof

>>146808794
It was toward the end of the thread
Everyone deserve to put eyes on this masterpiece of a post

What happened to Berretini?

Honestly it's fucking crazy that Federer never retired. Is every other player just a big bitch?

hope there are no good matches tomorrow as I must be in the office

even if they give him a numbing shot he won't feel his leg enough to play

>djokobitch left court
its ogrê

>>146808795
Nah, he is done like Sampras in 2001. It took him five years older but he is there now.

choke-o-bitch kwabbing out as per

>>146808820
he's mid

Don't even care if Novak is injured. It's abnormal not to be injured playing this much at his age with 20 years of tennis under his belt. Fed and Nadal's bodies were breaking down even before this point.

.. we’re never going to see no. 25 are we lads?

>>146808822
Roger was too much of a gentleman to quit early even if he was compromised.

>>146808811
Tell that to Netanyahu

Djokcaraz threads are so comfy mow that both fanbases know the real enemy is the cheating guinea.

>>146808827
>this flag
>this post
This is a facebook tier post

>>146808822
Fed got the Tier 1 drugs and had an economical style, also yes

A 23 year old Djokovic wipes the floor with this grunter

HAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED SHITTER

>>146808834
We will in 15 years thanks to sinner

>>146808834
The gold medal was the consolation

>>146808831
yeah was about to comment this
I'm 30 and I think I'm about to die
what this guy does is not human

>>146808822
You're either hard or you're not

>>146808820
Got draped. Or runed. I always confuse those two. All white people look alike.

Cmon fake an injury now you oldfuck

>>146808822
Federer was determined to fuck thes gambling addicts

I've seen enough. Can Big Z beat Sinner the Grinner?

>>146808837
kek

a lot of seething melb quad-vaxxed fags ITT lads
its almost as entertaining as this match

The fuck happened? Is Novak taking a roid break?

>>146808852
>I'm 30 and I think I'm about to die
Lose weight, fatty

Alcaraz needs to tag Murray in

>>146808863
Potty break

>>146808863
a vaxx break to not get dported on the spot

Djokovic sticking a giant ROID stick up his ass rn

Who wins in a Wimbledon match? 25 year old Murray or current Greg?

something about Pavs is really alluring

>>146808862
Watching novaxx get thrashed is like christmas

We're back

Caption this.

>>146808869
>not shitting your pants and continuing
Weak mind

the breakback STARTS NOW

>playing ymca
lmao the melbourne libshits will hate this after trump played it

>>146808874
chubby chaser

>>146808875
He's better than Federer and there's nothing you vaxxers can do about it

>>146808831
Wasn’t fedora older in his last Wimbledon final, he was carrying injury though. But yeah it’s about this point it gets bad quickly

>He's got this right groin area bandaged up. We can see it through his shorts
- ESPN

>>146808831
>>146808852
Niggas will say this then laugh at the natural remedies Novak does that allow him to play at this level

>>146808872
If it's in final Murray would lead 6-0-6-0 5-0 40-0 before losing the match

Already over

>>146808842
Prime big 3 probably win 6-1,6-2,6-0. Hate that this Spanish crook will win 8 slams

>>146808862
Lol I was hoping someone had a webm of this scanning shot

Yep, it’s over.

This looks over, old guy only had 45 mins in him

>>146808863
>Takes random mystery tablet
>Suddenly play well again
You know the drill

>>146808885
zoomer era doesn't count

>>146808889
so true

murray snuck into his room last night and stole his hip

>>146808874
t.

>>146808885
Years after retiring Fed still lives rent free in chudminds kek

>>146808889
dangerously redpilled
/sp/ can't handle this

>>146808903
Fed benefitted early in his career, but yeah nole definitely benefitted in the last 6 years from the lostgen being shit.

Who is the oldest grand slam champion of all time?

Novak should retire immediately after this match. There's no point anymore unless he is a geek like Federer searching for meaningless titles.

>the last of the big 3 has finally been defeated by father time
I knew it was coming eventually but it’s still sad to see.

yeah this match is over and so are novac's dreams of winning 25.

>>146808914
big difference dominating in your prime vs dominating when you're washed

>>146808910
>1 point away

Don't forget who sent him to the old folks home.

this shit happens EVERY TIME I watch novax
should I stop watching his big matches? always skip his matches against no name faggots

>>146808889
The only thing he does that might have any effect is gluten free diet. Lewis Hamilton does this also and looks like 30 when he just turned 40

escape from alcaraz

>>146808885
Don't care. Still prefer Fed and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>146808923
I agree. P

>stops playing ramdom shitters once
>fucking dies
lmao

>>146808934
Carlos

>>146808939
top seeded players never meet until the quarters

>>146808852
>I'm 30 and I think I'm about to die
KWAB
t. soon to be 32

Is it djover?

>>146808944
wow no shit?

>>146808842
Any of the big 3 beats any of the past, current and probably future top dogs in straight sets if they were anywhere between 23 and 33, but no need to try and cope about it, all we can do is see how much more the last one has in him.

>>146808923
This. Djokobot was older and beginning to decline while he was crushing mental midget zoomzooms.

Why do they give three balls to the server when they give one back every time?

>>146808949
Fraid so

>>146808949
It Djnever Djeven Djbegan

Why are you guys so mean to each other?

Well, I've been 'fraid of changin'
'Cause I've built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Even children get older
And I'm gettin' older, too

>>146808960
True it was hilarious

Looks like the roids might be kicking in.

>>146808969
Great song

>>146808961
it's just nice to fondle some balls, man

It could’ve been 21, 22, 23 instead of 20, 22, 24 if fed just won that 40-15 point

Why isn't this tournament in the great capital of Canberra?

GJOATOVIC

Kek Djokovic is going to win

>>146808960
I don't like Djokovic, but I am grateful he prevented shittypiss from being a slam champ

>>146808960
beating shitters in your prime is less impressive than beating them in your 30s

Djovak Nokovic

wut?

>>146808969
>>146808974
Love the pumpkins.

>>146808961
They discard whichever ball they think is the most fluffed up.

we're back

>>146808978
Even Australians forget it's our capital.

>>146808885
tribe media will downplay his legacy and accomplishments after he defied the coof narrative, all talk will be about Fed and Nadal

KEK TALK SHIT NOW YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOTS

Uhhh, grugbros?

>>146808978
We don’t want the brownoids to know about Australia’s best kept secret

>>146808995
We're Nobak

The first set began 2–0 djok. No cause for alarm

>>146808977
Novak should have 26. That AO he didn’t get to compete in and the USO where he went full retard.

Efficient roids

>>146808978
The players didn’t want to get raped by pollies.

>>146808978
Masonic shithole infested with pedos and ANU non-whites

>>146808977
The GOAT's biggest weakness is that he's a giant choker. That's what makes him human

>>146809004
Wimbledon was off too for a year

>sissypants
>zvereverever
>meddy
talk about SHIT three

Alcaloids...

>>146808978
Canberra doesn’t have the infrastructure to host an event like this.

>>146809004
>>146809011
Only the Wimbledon one was out of his control

>Novak is dead
>Disappears from public eye
>Returns all roided and 10 years younger
Yeah nothing suspicious here

Djokosmash

>>146808984
Just showed how much worse the zoomer shitters were in comparison

>Djoker up 3-0 in a set

Just embarrassing for the youth of tennis.

Djokovic injured and still raping Alcatraz in the 2nd

I’m not going to watch this match until the end because it’ll be early in the morning here when it’s over, but can someone please screencap all the serb seethe and cope and post it for me tomorrow. I want to see it.

which of these will fare better against le Z man

Alcaraz and Sinner quite literally saved tennis. Imagine how bleak tennis would look without them right now. Some other promising young guys too.

>djokovic breaks early
>alcaraz breaks back
>alcaraz breaks at end of set
this will rinse and repeat. y'all don't know ball

>>146809030
Fuck off

ffs...

He's fucked it

>>146809034
I think zverev will win either way. Feels like this might finally be his time

>>146809019
>10 years younger
He's barely running, retard

>>146809045
can he beat sinner?

>>146809035
but everyone loves the likes of rune, , fritz, paul, zverev, berrentini, etc

Can Novak take Grug's legs?

>>146809027
Faked injury to try to throw grug off mentally more like

Can we just fast forward to when alacaraz wins? I need to sleep for work

>going down 3-0 in a set against an old man on one leg

The state of zoomer ball. Truly sickening.

>>146809022
i know, my point is that novak and federer beat shitters, but Novak's is more impressive because he beat them when he was older

>>146809048
Ye

>>146809054
Hold up, my American friend. Not yet.

>>146808978
Canberra sucks. It's like holding a sporting event in Slough or Luton

>>146809054
good goy

>>146809052
he does this every time alkaraz shouldve learned by now how to deal with it

Wake up Carlos

If any 2 of the Big 3 never came along, how many majors would the remaining one have gotten?

>>146809068
At least 69

>>146809068
30, easily

>>146809068
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, it never fell…

>>146809045
Zverev will lose to Djokovic

>>146809068
Without Nadal Fed would have at least 30

>>146809068
Probably an additional 15-18.

>>146809068
40 slams then forced to retire for doping to save the sport

>>146809057
No. If Rod Laver decided to come back on tour right now, and he started to win 3 GS a season, what would be you conclusion? Rod Laver still the GOAT, in the prime of his game (age 80) OR, maybe the competition is that fucking shit that a corpse still dominates?
But be honest about it.

>>146809068
Federer would have retired to sell Rolexes in 2008
Nadal would never have learned to play off clay without Fed
Djokovic would have won 12 slams in a row then been Selesed on court

>>146809068
Fewer. People underestimate the competitive drive they instilled in each other. Once the sole member passed Sampras they’d be content settling around 20

>>146809068
probably under 20 because of the lack of motivation

>>146809086
Jesus fuck you are retarded

slowACK chokingbitch

>>146809094
dishonest

>>146809086
i didn't say the competition is not shit

Grug mad

>>146809091
This
Federer wasn't the same after breaking Sampras' record

>>146809049
the only two slightly entertaining from your list are Fritz and Berrettini

Caveman invents the net

we all know rod laver would bootyblast these soft ATP homos if he laced them up

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you suck

THE RIG IS IN

>>146809089
Yeah, but there was still Murray and Wawrinka. 2008-15 was no joke. Any one of the 3 still would have retired in 2016 with 25 at least.

kill this cheating serbian fuck

>>146809105
Now imagine borg actually gave a fuck about the Aussie and to a lesser extent the uso. HE is the biggest slam what if along with seles no stab

Comeback cancelled lads

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming

>>146809114
>Pre-1980

Who tf cares?

serve and... folly

>>146809026
>>146809027
You were saying?

Goddammit.

>>146809114
Borg is based for caring about the only slams that really matter

>>146809119
is that austin butler

why did he get mad there? I don't get it

>>146809115
>>146809116
>Obsessed about djokovic until the bitter end

This sport goes to shit when Djokovic retires. Zoomers just take a hackneyed version of his playstyle now.

How often do you guys have dessert?

>>146809128
>watching ads
why do i have to share flag with such poorfags

THE FUCK?

>>146809135
I have an ice cream or two every night

>drugs wear off a little
>novac starts sucking again
yep it's owari da.

>>146809099
Also coincided with back and leg injury in 2010 and Nadal having a great season, but yes it’s true.

Djokovic has given up. I'm closing the stream

>Djokobitched again
I can breathe now

>>146809135
I have it when I visit my gran for dinner, out of politeness.

>>146809086
Both eras were shit. One was dominated by a young man in the prime of his life, the other was dominated by an older man who was past his peak.

>>146809141
What channel/service are you watching with no ads? I’d like it

>>146809135
with morning coffee, after lunch, afternoon tea, rarely after dinner, shit time for sugar. Just exercise within 48 hours.

Lol this thread has the usual Novak fans with the schizo ‘doper’ stuff but at least they get a pass because I respect the GOAT. But then you have all these cringe redditors cooming over every Charlie dropshot who is “saving tennis”. It’s so fucking CRINGE JUST KYS.

Forza Jannik.

just end this snoozefest already
now that I think about it, even the djokovic-alcaraz match I saw in Turin was boring as hell

>>146809122
KEK

>Novaxx about to get turfed out of AO by Nadal's prodigy and Serbian fans will go home giga-butthurt
you love to see it

>>146809164
blubberfuck lmao

zoomers...

>>146809157
That's why only stats you accumulate during your prime count

Does the crowd yell out random shit at the other grand slams or is that just a goatstralian thing?

>>146809165
he's laughing watching these two tire each other out

>>146809121
How many channel slams do the big 3+ grug have? 5?

Nadal 2008
Federer 2009
Nadal 2020
Djokovic 2021
Alcaraz 2024

Borg 1978
Borg 1979
Borg 1980
And he retired at 26. Give him another decade and fly him out to the Australian and suddenly there’s another goat contender

>>146809165
Sinner is boring, people like Alcaraz because he plays entertaining tennis

>>146809135
birthdays and anniversaries

>>146809158
I bought Eurosport for a month, 5€ for no ads is fair

>>146809174
novak had much tougher competition in his prime

djoko just can't run to his right!

>>146809182
Nadal 2010*

>>146809183
>entertaining tennis
For zoomers for sure

The netGOD has decided

>>146809178
USO is pretty bad for rowdy crowds as well. Dunno about the other 2.

When did the grunting meta kick off?

>>146809182
Borg retired young but McEnroe had already surpassed him. It's possible he could've kept playing and not actually won much more.

I accidentally drank two large beers

>>146809196
For anyone. Aggressive shotmaking is always going to be crowdpleasing.

>>146809201
Roland Garros is feral, Australians are well-behaved compared to the drunk yuros that attend that thing

>>146809178
Poorstralia only.

>>146809183
Sinner plays beautiful first-strike tennis like Federer and also is German. That makes him the GOAT.

kek he can't move to the forehand side

>>146809189
And he achieved less.

rhinos from ice age
>>146809215
>Sinner plays beautiful first-strike tennis
false
>and also is German.
true

>>146809208
I only respect players who have the balls to go at the net by themselves (literally nobody on the tour right now)

>>146809209
All the Grand Slams need to jack their prices to help keep the riff raff out.

Every time you hear a seagull, Alcaraz hits it out of bounds

he's gonna retire after going 2 down

Grug is shit lol

No grug it's not servian it's SERBIAN

zoomer is choking

>>146809206
Anyone who retires at 26 as the reigning four time defending Roland garros champion was gonna get more slams

Especially considering Johnny Mac never made an RG final

>>146809222
How to tell me you don’t watch tennis.

This injury turned the kinometer down to a 2. Alcaraz just enjoying himself

>>146809219
luckily we count a player's whole career

what should I eat today lads
I have
>gorgonzola
>some other cheese
>spinach and ricotta ravioli
>tortellini
>pasta
>tomato sauce
>eggs
>pancetta
>baccala mantecato

It’s finally, totally, thoroughly, unmistakably, unquestionably, absolutely, completely, unconditionally, definitely, unequivocally Djover.

>>146809240
that has the to be most stereotypical Italian food selection ever (and all delicious)

>>146809230
> Johnny Mac never made an RG final
you don't know shit pal, this is the 2nd time you've embarrassed yourself today.

Grug redditors take your meds.

Why did this match start so late, I need to sleep it’s pretty dumb

>>146808887
he was, people just love circlejerking about le hecking never-aging novak when it's clear he's been past it and has just been beating up shitters like ruud or berrettini for his titles in recent years.

Its Djokover

>>146809237
nah

>>146809243
had a dinner with friends saturday night, those are the leftovers

Business Idea: Carlos just drop shots every point because Joker can’t cover them.

Poor Djokovic....

>>146809178
Cultural cringe + only actually watches the Australian Open = we have the worst crowds. We're an embarrassment on the world stage.

Literally my least favourite part of the AO. Anyone who has watched tennis throughout the year for more than 5 seconds knows crowds can be as bad or worse literally everywhere.

>>146809240
Do the ravilio per favore

>>146809240
Eggs on toast mate

we always discuss who has the most beautiful or entertaining tennis, but who actually plays (or played) the most objectively correct/optimal tennis regardless of actual execution?

really not a fan of grugs new hair honestly

>>146809251
can't resist spinach and ricotta anything, the ravioli would be my choice

>>146809258
*Ravioli, it's a spinach mood today

>>146809247
Because Sabalenka couldn’t get the job done quickly enough.

>>146809215
He is at least more aggressive than Novak.

>>146809230
1984 champ

real djoko would have destroyed grug, thank god sinner exists

>>146809263
probably sinner

>>146809188
Thank you

>>146809248
Federer vultured three slams in 17-18 and 12 before Nadal showed up but who's counting?

Also, Federer has never beaten Alcaraz or Sinner or won Wimbledon Gold.

>>146809258
>>146809265
ufff they're still sealed maybe I should eat things expiring sooner first
>>146809261
never reply to me again + I don't have bread

>>146809263
Nalbandian

>>146809263
Chris Guccione

>>146809270
This.

>>146809263
Federer

>>146809263
Tight one between Murray and Sinner
Medvedev's is an interesting case study but need more samples from non mental midgets to determine if it's no. 1 worthy

>>146809256
What ever happened to that group of fellas that would dress up in silly costumes every year? They always got the best seats

>>146809281
federer's was also beautiful though

when the fuck is best for me to go for a shower to not miss anything

Dropshots are so fucking boring. Can’t wait for Sinner to smash through this jesuit.

>>146809283
Heart failure / vax death

>>146809263
Marat Safin

>>146809240
Based on this umpire you should have some Rigatoni

>>146809263
S. Williams

>>146809289
Right now?

>>146809293
I only have linguine, fusilli and casarecce, will that do

>>146809290
Sinner was still smashing at 160km/hr even when he was near death against Rune. I think Rune expected he was going to have a freebie win once Sinner took ill, kek

>>146809274
Federer won 4 majors before Nadal won his first. And how is beating Wawrinka/Nadal in 2017 vulturing?

I still think Grug is retarded enough to lose this match. He is not a GOAT but a placeholder for the next GOATs Sinner and Fonseca

>>146809244
You’re right my bad he made one French final. His record post board retirement is paltry. Point still stands that Borg easily could have run up his total. This percentage stat (while inflated by early retirement) speaks very favorably for Borg

>>146809302
He beat the crybaby Cilic too

>>146809302
Cause both were old and washed and not Djokovic. Federer vultured the Wimbledon title against inferior competition at least five times.

>>146809269
1984 finalist, not champion. Unless you were addressing me with a nickname

>>146809304
Rune just needs more time

>>146809307
dangerously based

>>146809307
i miss him so much bros

Novak is just too old

>>146809307
>whacks it in the stands

Looks pretty until it fails you and you get dusted by Nadal.

>>146809289
You might as well go now. Still to early to decide a winner

>ywn be italian and eat linguine raddicio cambolini bambini piccolo rinccini alaguine colini every day
why even live

>>146809309
Impressively retarded post

>>146809309
Wasn’t Novak injured in both of those years?

Right I'm hitting the gym. Keep the thread seething while I'm gone

Novak abusing ballkids??

>>146809328
it gets bothersome after a while
matter of fact, I'm waiting for my thermomix to arrive

>>146809323
He really should've increased his racquet size sooner. That neo backhand completely turned the tide against Nadal.

What did Chompers just say

>>146809287
while beauty does not necessarily translate into quality, the two might not be completely incompatible

>>146809299
If Alcaraz wins this set you can have the Fusilli, but if the umpire makes some dodgy calls and Novak fakes an injury, has a five minute bathroom break and comes back to win the set then you have to have the Rigatoni

>>146809345
Don't be racist

>>146809346
deal

>>146809340
Took him far too long to figure Nadal out.

>>146809329
Who did he beat at Wimbledon from 2003-07 that was even on the level of Medvedev?


Fuck Fedfags. He vultured just as many titles, choked countless times to Novak, and has four less slams and no singles gold medals. He is not the GOAT

>>146809306
Muzza will be out of another top 10 list soon enough. You love to see it.

>>146809309
>Nadal was old and washed in 2017
Literally won 8 slams 2017-2022.

federer would kill a bum like alcaraz

379/25 grim...

>>146809357
Lmao

>>146809357
prime djoko would too

>>146809355
Nadal won how many Wimbledon and Aussie titles during that time? Federer was always a bitch opportunist saving up energy for Wimbledon.

>>146809355
I’ll bet my left nut that at least 5 of those Frenchs.

>>146809357
Who?

>>146809364
he won the AO, guess what year

>>146809355
& one could argue his 2022 AO win was the best of his career

I’m so tired bros…

>>146809364
When will we start holding australian open djoko and wimbly fed at the same standard

>>146809369
The year Djokovic got banned, of course.

>>146809352
Nadal, for one.

grug is a fraud even if he wins

If any of two plays like this wifebeater is already in the final

>>146809369
Oh god was it the year Djokovic was banned?

>>146809373
Tired of what? Bosnian war crimes?

>>146809374
Djokovic won three slams on every surface. Doesn't apply.

>>146809379
wifebeater played like shit today, he even said he had no idea how Tommy Paul didn't win

Remember when Novak said he'd release the MRIs of his injury after winning AO a couple years ago

THIS DOES NOT SLIP

Damn

stop that nole

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>IT'S ON
IT'S ON
ladies and gents the match is on

>>146809350
Rigatoni it is

I'm an alcoholic

Grug will still win. I don't see nole taking 2 more

Grug is the future of tennis? Lel, thank god for Sinner and I pray Fonseca turns into something.

>>146809352
You think Medvedev would've been racking up Wimbledon titles 2003-2007 if Fed didn't exist? You can't be serious.

Grug is useless, struggling against an injured pensioner Djokovic.

Sinner is clear

ok 1.45 return for grug I'll take it

>Djokobitch comeback
WHY IS HE WINNING?

Grug is becoming team /weakmind/. Sad.

still think carlitoth takes it in 4

i am gooning to images of iga swiatek and paula badosa right now

Grug doesn’t understand this surface nearly as well as novax. Serb wins in 4.

The future of tennis is the big three: Sinner, Zverev and De Minaur

Shan't be watching any more.

Tennis needs to be reformed to cater to ADHD zoomers.

BRAVO SAAR!

>>146809400
Grug is too retarded and can be messed with. Sinner is the future of tennis, especially since he has been given a free pass for PEDs. Sinner has the complete game that cannot be pierced just like 2011-19 Djokovic.

>>146809397
https://youtu.be/bqkoNFoEeLw?si=_GPTnxJrNskmovH8

>>146809413
Based

>>146809405
Medvedev on any surface was better than anybody during that period except for Fed and Nadal on clay

>>146809394
that was not a comfortable set win. this is an all alc affair, djoko's exhibition match mode is just doing great against a shitty serving grug.

>>146809352
>>146809405
How do you guys rate Roddick vs Meddy? If Fed doesn't exist Roddick get a few WB surely?

>>146809426
roddick would've handed meddy his ass at wimbly

>>146809426
Fucking kek great bait

>>146809410
Channeling pure energy from pleroma

>Bosnian work mate super salty about Novax and Serbs
He's gonna hate it when i bring it up tomorrow kek

who's the moron shouting professore

only thing grug has going for him is he does a bit of weight training and nobody else does

>>146809430
Roddick was just a servebot, I am sick of pretending otherwise. He was a little more agile than Isner. That's it.

>>146809388
Can't play shit two matches in a row. Also he has fantastic serve

>>146809438
Not a chance Novaxx actually takes this

>>146809427
sure but it's all about being back

>>146809430
Roddick wins 4 Wimbledon titles without Federer

>>146809444
Trips confirms

>>146808699
Can Djok win?

>>146809438
my mom's friend works in australia and says all her colleagues hate his guts

>>146809413
>>146809413
Based. They've got some nice bunda between the two

>>146809444
Checked, unless Grug somehow injures himself

I know they’re effective against someone on one leg, but all the drop shots just seem very unsporting.

Who had more:
Djokovic grand slam titles?
or
Karadzic war crimes?

>>146809459
Grug is in serious trouble right now. He needs every advantage he can get.

>>146809444
Doesn't matter, he'll still kick off

>>146809459
He'd probably be quicker in a wheel chair.

>>146809459
A bit like underarm bowling

>>146809453
Nearly everyone here wasn’t angry that we weren’t free and unvaxxed like him. They were angry that he wasn’t locked up and vaxxed like up like us. Most of the people here are just fucking cattle class.

>>146809461
I don't think Radovan even killed someone personally

Grug has no idea what to do

>>146809459
I know what you mean but this is sports. No reason at all not to use them if they're working. He used them a lot during their WB final if I recall.

>>146809469
He came with forged paperwork and tried to lie his way through customs. That's the actual reason he got deported. Dude is a shithead

not so fast carlosbros

The GOAT on one leg!

>>146809467
Kek. It’s time to let it go m8.

>>146809413
Post a few of those images asshole

>>146809484
Yeah its over

>hey guys I know this is meant to be a professional tournament, but could you please start your match at 10pm and finish and 4am?

Why do they put up with this shit

>>146809467
>>146809477
Truly the greatest aussie prank.

>>146809483
I don't know why he didn't get more shit for this. Blatantly lied about the dates he tested positive.

DJOKOGOD

>>146809453
everyone I know who follows is well over that and likes him.

Admittedly I find the whole serbian antivax thing pretty cringe but I love djok and always think he carries himself with class, it was Tennis Australia who made the mistake and he handled it well.

>>146809459
This might be the dumbest thing I've seen here.

>>146809483
He had incorrectly ticked a box saying he hadn't been in Spain, when he had. His exemption wasn't based on that (would have still got it), nor was he kicked out for it.

>>146809493
People never paid attention to the actual details of what he did. Dude is a dirtbag, imagine trying to lie your way into a country

>>146809483
nobody cares, vaxxie

>>146809491
It’s done so that this game is on at prime time in Europe (e.g. Spain and Serbija) to get maximum $$$$

>>146809483
They did it to make an example of him.

all novak had to do was get a fake certificate in a serbian clic that he took the vax and he would have 26 slams by now

>>146809467
Do Kiwis still seethe over that?

I never played tennis when i was younger because I thought it was gay, but if I could turn back time maybe i would

>>146809514
is this the drunk lady that screamed at Nadal?

>>146809500
He ticked no because he had recently been infected with covid and didn't want to admit to it and have it restrict his travel, because he knew admitting to it would almost certainly get him denied from entry. He didn't tick no by accident.

>>146809514
NOBODY cares about vaxxie seeth you will kneel and apologise if you do it in public

>>146809520
yes

>>146809520
probably

Djokovic is so much better on this surface

>>146809483
>believing this
how many shots did you get, lemming?

>>146809500
Ultimately he got deported because he had to let everyone know that he'd received an exemption. All he had to do was get the one shot J&J just like Ash Farty

>>146809515
You're from a very corrupt country, it shows

>>146809480
isn't this haram

>>146809533
95% of people got vaccinated in Victoria, are you retarded?

>>146809515
Like based Camila. (And me)

>>146809540
we just like our families more

>>146809539
that insta post was insanely dumb

>>146809514
Reminder that Novak was literally and objectively correct and that all vaxxies are a couple of years into a 15 year trial of the clot shots. Hope your heart doesn’t suddenly and unexpectedly stop on you m8.

>>146809516
Nah, it just gets brought up to shit on Aussies. No one cares about the incident itself anymore

>>146809554
>>146809524
I posted that unironically mate

>>146809554
You've been saying that for 5 years now

>>146809515
it's embarrassing for people to think you're vaxxed

>>146809542
>y-yuh retarded!
mudblood cope, enjoy your ticking time bomb of a body

>>146809515
This. If he was going to forge documents, he should've gone all the way. No half measures Novak.

>>146809558
look at all cause mortality in this country from 2021 onwards

>>146809542
and the 95% have been bullied into silence lmao
the unxavved gods rant and rave about the vaccine all day in public and the vaxxed masses hold their tongue less they look like a complete faggot

>>146809515
>don't stand by your principles
thats an ick

>>146809539
This post is why he’ll only ever have 24 slams. It was with the press of a single button

They should make the court wider to stop baseline slurping

>>146809571
Because everyone without brain problems moved on years ago you meth brain addled fucking idiot

>>146809570
No, I don't think i will
Spoonfeed me

>>146809568
other slam threads are much more comfy

>>146809539
>all you had to do was bend over for zog
no, never.

>>146809568
It's one fucking idiot from /pol/ trying to pick fights

>>146809578
they haven't moved on, they just moved their seething to the internet like you, went from publicly declaring their desire to killl the unvaxxed to seething anonymously on the internet while being 95% of the pop

>>146809578
Does it ever weigh on your mind that nobody knows what those shots will do in the long term? That you might be fine but you might also be a ticking time bomb?

>>146809568
>>146809582
Aussies are the problem

Who's got the webm of Carlitos in his underwear? I want to call him something offensive

Bakebrack Mountain

>>146809595
but enough about your fav movie

guys it's not a boring match talk about that instead

>>146809582
lots of schizos in my beautiful country

vaxxies permanently ruined the australian open, deal with it

Alcaraz always gets lost in the middle of these big matches then finds his power again at the end. Also Novak returns have been better than usual

>>146809600
what is there to say grug is going to win against an old man

New thread please

Two massive holds from grug.

>>146809605
yep that year will ALWAYS have a * next to it

>>146809568
Bruh, seriously. It's all vax shit, browns in Oz, and cricket references.
finking AO is the worst slam for 4chinz

>>146809609
ur right go ahead with the vax talk

>>146809592
see >>146809601

>>146809613
Heh

>>146809581
excess deaths due to all causes holding ~20% above baseline every year and counting

Crazy when Alcaraz doesn’t serve to Djokovic’s hitting zone he wins points

>>146809623
Source: your ass?

this game will be better than the final

Okay, listen up. Here in /tennis/ we only talk about three things:
1. Vaccines
2. Breakback Mountain
3. Tax Policy

New thread
>>146809818

>>146809615
Australia is the highest per capita meth users on the planet. Meth causes brain damage and obsession with conspiracies. It's not a coincidence it's full of schizos. Sorry you have to be exposed to our embarrassing problem

>>146809615
Vaxxies keep inviting it by calling him Novax.

>>146809641
>>146809641
>>146809641
>>146809641
New

>>146809615
not as bad as the cricket threads, literal /pol/tier cancer

starting to think maybe moot was right about us

>>146809637
I use Novax as a term of endearment though

>>146809629
look into the work of Ed Dowd if you want to learn instead of being an abrasive faggot

imagine grug in his peak form losing this match lmao
the absolute state of new gen

lmao

kek

>>146809559
>>146809560
This has turned into a sort of hobby for you no? kek

alcaraz sounds like this when he serves
https://ifunny.co/video/caught-my-friend-snoring-like-this-UptFSHI2C
>inb4 ifunny