Get these queens out of the way so we can watch the Kings

>>146807403
What is the difference between Saberlenka and Raducanu from an extremely casual women's tennis viewer?

>>146807410
just reported this sexist comment to the british police. as i type this they tell me they're on their way, with tasers at the ready. heh, hope it was worth it kiddo. enjoy the voltage

>>146807410
You need a license and a sex change for that kind of remark, m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw0GNlzhtrA

Why am I just finding out about this now?

>>146807425
one is multi-slam GOATish, one is a fraud

De minaur beats sinner tomorrow
6(7)- 6(5), 2-6, 5-7, 6(8)-6(6), 6(14)-6(12)
Sinner receives 3 seperate medical timeouts & poisons the umpire in 4th set

>>146807447
>not available in this country
first raygun freaks out at being laughed at by the world and now this, why can't australians take a bit of banter

Emma's 1 slam means more than Serena's 23

>Alcaraz @1.5
*Licks lips*

this draw is fucked
Djokoraz will have to go through the other, Zverlingz and Sinner to win meanwhile Sinner has a semifinal against Lorenzo Sonego

pavs has creamier thighs tho

time for a little in between sets snack

>>146807472
People need to see how easy this draw is for De manure now that Sinner lost his special sauce.

I've made a huge mistake.

>>146807479
I need this thicc Russian mummy in my life

>Alcaraz
*Licks tip*

>>146807472
Alcaraz only has to worry about the corpse of Djokovic and a never was in Zverev. Sinner has future superstars in his bracket.

>>146807484
The upside is you have plenty of matches to make more mistakes on

>>146807482
Sinner would need lose complete control of his limbs to lose to Demon.

>>146807521
both lose to clostebol anyway

carloth alcarath garthia

>>146807541
Hehehehe

>>146807472
It's not his fault Meddy lost.

>>146807472
>Sonego
Nice b8 you slipped in there m8

>>146807552
shelton with tennis iq would be an amazing player

That gentle racquet smash kek

Get this Muscovite housewife off my screen STAT

>>146807552
RARE
A
R
E

absolute scenes when tennis finally decide to take action against sinners cheating in a couple of decades time after he's retired and have to strip him of 27 gram slam titles

>>146807568
Quit being so harsh to Ana P. She looks like she could have golden slammed back in 87.

>>146807574
They're ruling in April or something.

>>146807561
Shelton with IQ would be an improvement

>>146807584
Can they suspend him before the ruling to save tennis the humiliation of wasting revenue dollars on a convicted cheat?

kwabalenka

>>146807581
I'd give her a golden slam iykwim

BREAKEROO

Only in women's tennis could the world #1 be in the fight of her life against a 30 year old housemaker. I knew this nonsense would eat into Djoker vs Alcaraz.

>kwabalenka
you were supposed to get this match over with quickly you dumbass choker

ruslanas in pyjamas

I miss her already bros

>>146806868
I do not take Roddick's single slam very seriously because he should've lost the semifinal to Nalbandian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThEg_GX4RUg (5:20)

Roddick isn't unlucky to have played against prime Federer, he's fortunate to have accomplished what he has.

>>146807618
Who is this?

How is this fatty keeping up with sabs

Scheduling has been so bad this whole tourny, and today they choose to have massive amounts of downtime between Zverev/Paul and this shit, but next to none unless it had been a double bagel between this and the match everyone wants to see.

>>146807622
emma raducanu light

>>146807623
Cholestrabol

>>146807622
Eva Lys

of course this shit is going the distance

>>146807572
Nope - he has been here every day that the OPen has been on, maybe longer

>>146807631
Kek, actually good

lena :)

Just starts playing godlike out of nowhere

>>146807622
Future vanquisher of Igor. Revenge will be sweet.
(she may also someday be my girlfriend, possibly)

their boobs combined must weigh a hefty amount

>>146807651
Did you see the news

she remembered she has pelmeni on the stove

>>146807622
Eva Lys, got absolutely manhandled by Igor, almost a double bagel. She got $420k AUD for her trouble though

>>146807675
I'd give her AUD if you know what I mean
A USUALLY-SIZED DICK

wtf was that lol

Please don't claw your way back. Just tank the second set and blow her out the third. Dont waste more time.

>>146807626
AO always has shit scheduling, they start mens night matches super late and they up going to 2AM local time. And the organizers quietly don't see it as an issue because it means it bleeds into watchable hours for overseas audiences

>>146807683
That tattoo is so ugly

>>146807622
The luckiest loser

Oh good, the brute looking one is saving her energy to bagel the other 6-1 the third set. We can still make it to 1:30 start time.

if it goes to a third set it's a super tiebreak right??

>>146807692
Usually what happens is they fight back and then lose in a TB anyway.

Djokobros how we feelin'? I feel like ZoomZooms are making fun of us
t. boomer

>>146807727
Adults ignore zoomers.

>>146807727
I bet on the whinging aged man if that helps.

>>146807727
Djokovic, more like choke like a bitch lol

>>146807667
If I had to choose I would pick pavs tho. In addition to those Russian mommy boobies you get and extra squishy belly for free

Sabs was having a mare

Do women take bathroom breaks, too, or is there no point with a 90 min mathx?

>>146807756
Yes, Iga takes them literally every time she loses a set.

Pavlychenkova looks more like an Aussie mum than a Russian
Also webm of that Carlos reaction anyone?

>>146807669
I don't follow tennis I'm just a coomer :)

>>146807693
I'd be fine with this if I didn't change to an aussie sleeping schedule myself just to catch everything

>>146807756
nobody suspects anything if sweat is constantly running down their legs either way

>>146807760
Based WTA enjoyer

would let chick in white on the far left of Pav's box murder me

>>146807760
Thanks

lol, the world number 1 can't handle a post-preggo commie. Great sport you got there.

>>146807756
gotta juice somewhere

Why is this fag in his pyjamas? Its not bed time yet

I CAN'T WAIT
MATCH OF THE YEAR INCOMING

Why are they making weird sounds?

GONNA NEED SOME CHUBB INSURANCE

>>146807760
is that meddys brother on the squat rack?

already had to stay up until 4am for djokovic/alcaraz and then see its being delayed by women bullshit that no one gives a fuck about. every fucking time.

*sweats*

FIRST SETLOSS SINCE RIBAKINO 2023!!!

Rod Laver should use his veto power to make Djokaraz a semi, Sinner Zverev the other semi, and let the other bozos play out a kids bracket or something

Welp. Gonna be a long night.

We’re gonna get a 5 setter into 2am at least boys

fucking time wasters

>>146807804
why don't you just go to bed early you faggot neet?

Why are they like this?

Wish this was a 5 setter

>go out for a while
>come back expecting the good match to be on or at least starting soon
>2nd set just finished 1-1
you gotta be kidding me

>>146807814
I'll be in bed by 10.00pm

doing absolutely NOTHING in home office right now, watching random youtube videos just waiting for goatovic

>thinking djokovic alcaraz will go 5 sets
It'll be like all their recent matchups, whichever one turns up on the day will win 3 closely contested but comfortable sets

>>146807829
you came to the right place this is the novax waiting room

Carlos will crush Novak 3-0 under 2 hours

WHY IS RAZ WASTING ENERGY
SIT DOWN IN A VAT OF GLUCOSE

>>146807837
novax goatovic

Who the fuck was that vampire looking motherfucker. Please post webm

sabs about to get anally gaped in the third set

Hopefully Djokovic retires this year so I don't have to watch this stupid tournament again. It's like this country doesn't care about ratings or money at all. The system is backwards.

WHAT TEH FUCK IS THAT BALD THING

>>146807846
his name is nadal

>>146807850
Baldal is haunting the Aussies like Nosferatu

>>146807845
This may come as a shock but not every tournament is meant to cater to Americans m8

>>146807842
sorry mate got the criggy on until novax comes out

>>146807858
all g mate

>>146807857
It's either Americans or Saudis at this point if the sport is not cricket or soccer.

>>146807816
how about you faggots just schedule the matches at a normal time instead

these two girls are basically edging the entire tennis community

Hahaha let's go Russia

based ausgods scheduling Djokaraz at yuro hours

Cashed out my mistake with a lil bit of profit. Sabalenka will win.

>>146807868
AO is the best attended of all the slams and has a huge yuro TV audience. Imagine crying that only 3 of the 4 slams are catering to burgers. Ridiculous entitlement

Kwabalenka comes out again
Iga winning this shit

uh oh stinky

Remember that idiot who said Sabelenka was better than Radacanu? Why? Cause she needs the money, that's why. Raducanu is already made.

Does the stream work for you guys? I get a "web server is down" screen

yeah my disco plus works fine

>>146807875
scheduling it at spain/portugal/greece/italy hours because none of you have jobs to go to this morning

i forgot how obnoxious sabas screaming is
sounds like a dark souls boss or some shit

>>146807883
More like 1.5 of 4. England's tea time hours don't line up for working Americans. French is also bad but okay during lunch break. I really can only watch the Aussie and us open cause I just take American stimulants to get through the day regardless.

Ironicallay Sabalenka's power serves do nothing against older players because those are ones who played against Gorilliams.

>>146807885
two more weeks...

Stop screaming you fucking whore

20-18 tiebreak incoming

i love her scream so much

>screams because opponent misses an easy shot
ohboi, tranny is buckbroken

I'm an alcoholic

Can they stop having matches hold up night matches? Just fucking schedule it concurrently. Nobody is watching this shit.

>>146807883
there are like 100 europeans watching this match
everyone has to work or still sleeps

I got two words for you. Novak Djokovic and Carlos Alcaraz, Must see TV

>>146807907
AUUUWWWRHHH
YAAAAAAHHRRRRR
RHHHAOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR

>>146807919
It’s a dickmove to the players too because they end up still playing at 2am then it fucks up their sleep for the next day

Need the net to malfunction to really maximise the seethe.

>>146807727
If its a good match, enjoy the good match.
If Grug cramps up then its even better.
If Djokovic is a no show like at Wimbledon just say Carlitos is juiced up on roids and thats that.

>>146807932
You guys are either getting overtaken by Indians or Chinese in the next ten years. Enjoy slavery and cricket.

whatever now i get time to cook without watching game at same time

They are breaking each other's serve, the classic double female choke. Could watch bukkaki instead.

>>146807927
Organisers doing everything in their power to help the fan favourite Zverev.

they're doing this on purpose

How can anyone watch this. The quality of play is so bad.

>>146807845
zverez was right to go to them and suggest they swap timeslots, not sure why they didn't swap actually for the most anticipated rematch in HISTORY.

>>146807902
>Gorilliams
kek

>>146807960
Sabalenka is cracking up
Cue medical timeout

>>146807958
Do they know nobody is watching? They are just in chat rooms seething. Glad Covid lockdowns destroyed their country.

are there just chinks in the crowd?

>go to cafe, get a coffee, shoot the breeze a little
>come back
>only 2-1
FUCK OFF

all jokes aside: women should men's property

kek at wife smacking him

It's somehow a disadvantage to serve in this set. Very rare, indeed. Like 2005 Nadal rare.

KEK

>>146807972
yeah all the bogan trash gets priced out around now and it's CNY so there's more chinee than usual

>>146807978
They already men's property, usually half.

um the penickova twins are playing if you want something else to watch

>>146807987
lol

It's funny listening to British podcasts talk about female tennis without a hint of irony. What daft cunts.

>>146807988
Which part would you rather? I'd rather the top half

might have a wank
but not a quick one

sabs breaks to go up 3-2

>>146807994
what do you mean?

>>146807997
save your jizz for alcaraz

>>146808001
People are only watching the scores. No need to update.

If they're not off by 8:55 local they should be kicked off and forced to finish down the local park

That's more like it, Sabs

>>146808008
I think he's had enough

>they keep postponing the match because of some shit wta
why are they like this, are there no other courts in australia

I'm reminded of this every time we have a femoid scheduling backup

https://youtu.be/Zupxd4thzjI?si=824pzzNDH-DsQLBr

ITS ALMOST FUCKING 9 AND NO NOVAX
I'm moving to fucking khakistan

>>146808019
member him talking about equal pay

my girlfriends ranking on hottest tennis players (shes only watched the last 2 aus opens)

1. de minaur
2. alcaraz
3. kokkinakis

least attractive (no order):
medvedev
zverev
kyrgios

>>146808019
absolute state

How do we solve the women problem

cam on pavs
sabs bads always ends in tears

>>146808030
rodent men can't stop winning

>>146807923
I read this in Robbie Koenig's voice

>>146808030
are you allowed to rank the women or will she get mad at that

>>146808039
Import more Muslims

>>146808030
Based ranking.

okay surely this is where sabs takes over

>>146808026
ye

>>146808048
yeah she gets mad, kind of annoying

>>146808039
By doing this:
>>146807495

>>146808019
>>146808026
this chud should have been kicked off the tour for his blatant sexism and misogyny

It's the australian open's fault really, they are hanging these 2 women out to dry by putting them on before djokoraz. just not fair.

tennis is super gay lol

>state gov invests fuckloads of money upgrade multiple stadiums to rod laver standard
>organizers insist on using only rod laver from QF onward wasting time for absolutely everyone
tiresome. the world would be so much better if people with common sense instead of lazy bureaucrats ran everything.

https://vk.com/album-75155756_270429307

For me, it's Carina Witthoeft.

>>146808019
Nadal is quite clearly a chud but he has to hide it

Here comes the legendary game that caps this historic match.

Get these fucking women off the court NOW.

my coworker does tennis coaching in the afternoons and offered to take me for a hit next week. i want to go but at the same time he's like 43 and from fiji or some shit idk. what should i do?

>>146808084
TSMT

Why pump money into Kia Arena when it's only going to host literal whos. What a waste of time and money.

SERVE IT OUT NOW

Oh no. Ogre victory

Watch this communist trader roll off three games in a row to extend the never ending match.

Why do we have to endure women tennis when there is an Alcaraz vs Djokovic?
Can't we just tell them to fuck off to another court

>>146808095
Go. are you in melbourne? Ill come.

She should move down the rankings for taking so long.

>>146808048
let's be real, none of the female players are even particularly attractive at all

ATPchuddies getting feisty

There you go.

why are there no flags next to names?

>>146808109
No. Am in Tenant Creek

WE COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

>>146808117
it's a long story

pavs :( but she still surpassed my wildest expectations

>>146808117
Reddit moment

>>146808117
Because stupid Australia does not like Russia or Beolarus

>>146808117
These fine young ladies are citizens of the world.

>>146808124
Why? Was she on the street corner before this tournament?

Pick one of these players to be top ten

>>146808117
will American flags be removed when Trump annexes Greenland, Panama and Canada?

sabadosa...

where do you get acestream links

>>146808134
Draper --> Rune --> Shelton --> The rest

Just wanted to drop by and say Rybakina is fucking retarded :)

>>146808117
Chud countries

>>146808131
she's 33 for starters

BOOOOOOO GET OFF THE COURT

>>146808117
because Serbs would get too thirsty seeing russian flags and suck all the semen reserves from the Kremlin semen bank

>"Enjoy some better tennis"
SABS IS SELF AWARE, WTA SUX CONFIRMED BY THE NO. 1

>>146808117
Protest against the war in Ukraine. Russian and Belarus players cannot compete under their flag.

>>146808134
Benny and Musetti during Clay season.

>>146808140
Dont be so rude, oven dodger

>>146808117
Rusophobia

Well, at least she knows

>>146808018
Its like that for years. WTA irrelevant matches get fixed starting time and Djokovic has to wait unknown minutes or hours for his match to start.
Disruptive insidious faggotry.

>>146808137
Paula needs to strike this time or she'll never beat her again

Would she get a pet tiger?

>>146808134
If Tsitsipas returned to t10 form, we'd benefit. When he's at his best he makes clay season way better.

>>146808159
MOMMY

oof

russians deserve it everything they get. third worlder scum.

>>146808139
Horrible picks mate

>>146808173
Fuck off you insane spastic

did sabalenka just say she's gonna drug and rape her team

Aryna Cosby

>>146808178
Fuck you, chud

It's Djoker's fault for not picking the day match. Gramps can't hang during night time. It's not 2012 anymore.

I don't think it's much hyperbole to say that this is the most important match in tennis history

>>146808134
The drapist is on the steadiest climb I think, probably followed by the mutt

>supports proxy Putin leader
>dominates the women’s game
>openly admits men’s tennis is better quality
>jokes about spiking her coach’s drink with roofies
How based is she?

Do Australians really sit in front of their couch at 9:30 pm and think "ah yes, this is the proper time for some tennis"

>>146808186
until their inevitable Wimbledon match 2025

>>146808186
No, that was the Olympics gold final. This is the most important match since Aussie 2017.

Fuck you Cacaaaaaa i bet 15 euros for your pathetic performance!

>>146808193
If it’s meddy then actually 11pm is better

the lesson from iga's success is that cheating works and should be done to the maximum extent whenever possible

>>146808193
perfect timing on the west coast, just gone 6pm

>>146808191
>Supporting Lukashenko
Chuddess

chuds malding

This is like Usyk vs Fury 3 except in a faggot country instead of a based country.

Any other East coasters stayed up all night for this?

match doesn't matter since the winner will lose to Zverlingz

>>146808206
>west coast
ppl live there? I thought it was inhabitable, filled with salt water crocodiles, etc.

>>146808178
you get out of my country you commie sympathetiser. pack your bags. off you trot. toodaloo. bye bye now

match won't start until more than an HOUR after it was scheduled to

>>146808216
West coaster reporting. Will take pills in the morning to compensate.

>>146808221
You're obviously talking to Dundee

>>146808221
fuck off we're full

>>146808222
Shut it, you underage fag

>>146808208
ChAddess*

>>146808219
Yeah, you rarely see Zverev fumble such a golden opportunity.

>>146808225
Hello ameribro. Hope the fires haven’t bothered you. What time is work? I don’t go in until 3pm so I’m chillin

>>146808159
I don't mind em that old, just a little thinner

>9:15 start for a match that could potentially go 5 hours
This is absolutely unreal? Like what other tournament has ever done this?

>>146808231
let me drive you to the airport mate. cya. adios commiefuck

>>146808223
Seething Aus-burger

Wtf is with this casino themed script

novak won't recover for the next match even if he manages to win this
it's already 9 pm in australia

>>146808233
Fukken B A S E D

>>146808230
I went to several uso juniors matches but I was too shy to ask for a selfie

>>146808230
I like junior girls tennis as much as next tennis connoisseur, but some guy asking for a selfie with two teen girls would be ridiculous in any other context.

JOHN MILLMAN ALERT
>JOHN MILKMAN ALERT
JOHN MILLMAN ALERT
>JOHN MILKMAN ALERT
HE'S COMMENTATING THIS LEGENDARY MATCH THE ABSOLUTE MILKMAN

>>146808233
Chads
Helping
Undo
Degeneracy

>>146808216
had to goon all night just to keep myself awake for this

>$1,000 for a single trash seat
my sides

>>146808219
Zverev is a pathetic choker, I would greatly enjoy seeing him reach the final & choking 2 sets up like he did at the French last year

>>146808220
>>146808230
mika, stusek and kovas also won
i am now very hyped

>>146808221
no crocodiles on the west coast and none of the worst spiders either. god's own country.

>>146808253
I gooned once and then played a bunch of overwatch

>>146808239
Doesn't the USO have the same schedule? 7pm start with 1 women's + 1 men's?

>>146808235
I can be at work at 9;30 AM. I live in OC, not LA. And I am ready to watch the GOAT

>sinner
>swiatek
>caught doping
>no punishment
>both have the most pissiest of pissy piss easy draws that i have ever seen at a slam

Coincidence?

>>146808233
Based Luka. Emasculated western leaders hate him for obvious reasons

>>146808204
Oof, nice tight legs.

>>146808251
Looks like Alex de manure’s real father

>>146808250
You haven’t seen scoops covering the aflw then

>>146808255
what are standard prices for quaterfinals

What did Murray tell djokovic before the match?

>>146808255
A good third of the seats were empty too when they did the pre-match flyover. I hope making it unaffordable was worth it AO

>>146808269
There is no reason to it. It's Australia. They run everything into the ground.

Djokovic has lost in AO QFs to Chung, Istomin, Wawrinka, Seppi, Blake
omens aren't good

*yawn*
time for bed eh

>>146808281
For England, Novak.

I made my own shitty webm on my phone

>>146808289
No, for me.

>>146808289
EBND

Grug wins in straight sets 6-4 6-4 7-6

>>146808280
morning sessions start at $126 evening starts at $210

>>146808293
Novak wins straight sets. Check the digits

>>146808290
Kyrgios brother looking rough.

Predict who wins and in how many sets, /tennis/

>>146808290
average american sports team owner

boobs just then

>>146808288
It’s two weeks a year you might as well stay up

>>146808288
I cant stay long. Need slleep. Need to be up at 5.15am for work.
Damn

>>146808290
I'M GONNA SLAAAAM

>>146808293
There’ll be a Serb audience riot is that happens. Alcatraz will need a bulletproof pope mobile to leave the auditorium

you are only allowed to post in this thread if your hairline is as straight as these two men

kino begins... NOW

>>146808300
Alcaraz in 4 after Nole gets frustrated at inability to get on top and spergs at the crowd

14 year old ball girls.

Anyone got money on this?

>>146808290

fucking disturbing

bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce

>>146808310
;_;

It's over
Alcaraz sucks

>>146808316
9 cents Djokovic wins. I am poor.

I see they managed to get the flags working for this match.

LETS GO NOVAK

>>146808316
I put cheeky five euros on Djokovic winning, Alcaraz winning a set and Djokovic having most aces.

This reminds me of Wimbledon 2019 except djokovic gonna get cucked this time.

wtf was that

>>146808316
on carlitoth so it's a win win for me

>>146808277
nah, the milkman always leaves his load outside the front door.. unless you want it past-your-eyes

ash farty

Grug is such a fucking retard my god
Thank god for Sinner

>>146808341
Djokovic now is pretty much the same age Fed was at Wimbledon 2019.

Just stood up and shouted KINO

>>146808316
who is this beautiful angel?

kino

>>146808362
quiet please

I threw $8 on de Minaur to win the final.

>>146808342
The box cam is too intrusive.

So if rod laver isn’t here for this he must be on deathbed?

>>146808369
that's, like, 1 tim tam.

it's so carlover

ITS OVER

USELESS FUCKING SPANIARD PAPIST PRICK

>>146808293
Uhhh, grugbros?

>>146808370
agreed media are pervert scum

>grug spraying errors
What a surprise. Sinner is #1 by a mile for a reason.

>>146808364
Kanon Sawashiro

>>146808374
But if he wins, I could buy 26 Tim tams.

Carlosbros?

Chinese betting syndicates got to Grug I see

>>146808385
fair

Is there no wind in Spain? Wtf is grug doing

just a bit nervous start
seen it before, it's gonna get kino relax

it's over...

do melbournites really sit on a dirty floor and watch the tennis with a bunch of smelly strangers

Why does this guy look like a fucking caveman? Are we sure his cerebral cortex is fully developed?

my multi included them being 1-1 after the first two games

>this choke
I’m getting Nadal flashbacks…

Farty? More like Barty

cripple fight
Sinner wouldn't drop a game against these bozos

>>146808381
bless

>>146808399
He is a neanderthalian

this spic twink is a complete fraud

>>146808396
*shows up without wearing deodourant*

>>146808340
kwab

Distinct lack of anime posting in /tennis/ I have noticed.

Does Murray have any shame?

just bee yourself

First match I'm watching since Sinner's doping story, what did I miss?

>>146808396
Yes, they pay good money to do this too

Stop bullying Carlos :(

Breakback Mountain…

KINO

All zoomers are frauds no exceptions

>>146808413
he'll have to ask his wife first to answer that one.

Djokobitch bros..

Novak is overrated.

>>146808399
If it ain’t broke don’t try fix it with some nig genes

being a Djokovic fan pays off again. Always defies the odds. Always crushes zoomer bussy.

My parents should have forced me to play tennis as a child against my will.

>>146808423
>Just like my heckin cyberpunk fantasies
Bugman detected

The kino has arrived, my tennisbros

Djokovic is gassed

>>146808443
I wanted to play but they wouldn't help me :(

gonna be a long one

>>146808423
>Neon Spiderman
Total American Victory

>>146808443
Even if you don’t go pro knowing tennis is a decent way to pick up hot chicks esp after challengers came out.

And if you’re good enough to coach you can bag infinite milfs

>>146808445
>wearing sunglasses at night
i have no respect for her

>>146808449
You coulda been a contender, you coulda been somebody.

I always wanted to play footy but my mum wouldn't let me and made me play tennis

>>146808463
You will be asked to leave Canada altogether soon Saar

>>146808418
what is she holding?

>>146808423
fuck up commiepoof

i love both players, who the f should I support

>>146808445
Why did she accept being constantly cucked?

>>146808445
How many times has Novak beaten her?

>>146808473
Grug just to see Novak seethe about being poisoned on Twitter

>>146808467
You lucky cunt

Just sat up in bed and lightly applauded

>>146808472
Shut up you fucking cocksucker

lads, the kfc big bash league semi final is on too

>>146808474
Same reason Jackie Kennedy let Jack fuck Marilyn. Being Mrs. GOAT is better than divorcing

>>146808477
Dont forget chinks. It's getting flooded by subhuman chinks too. Truly the grimmest of all predicaments

Yeah I am thinking we have a match

If Djokovic had’ve taken the vaccine he’s still be able to outrun the Zoomers. COVID fucked him up. This is his karma for being a no vaxxer.

>>146808473
anyone, the real villain is the doper

>>146808449
>>146808464
Instead of bum, which is what you are, lets face it

Australia you bloody bitch

>>146808473
Grug, novaxx will throw an atomic tantrum as the loss starts to set in and he realizes he can’t come back

just made up a whole bolognese waiting for this match feelsgood

I'm nervous novax bros

how long until australia is completely and irreversibly chinked ?

Novak deserves respect

>>146808488
you watch tennis lol fag

>>146808515
3 days

You should be able to bet on how many times Novak will stop his serving motion because of someone in the crowd. I’d say 15-20

>it’s been 17 years since the tsonga final
Where did the time go?

Can someone explain to me why Sinner is still playing tennis instead of being behind bars?

I want the Serb diaspora to seethe. Truly the worst "white" immigrants. Constantly butthurt and seething about their country being their country being punished for chimping out in the decade that people thought wars were a thing of the past.

>>146808515
-5 years

>>146808530
Women lie, tennis balls don't.

>>146808531
Tony Jones please

novak looks like evil novak with a goatee

>>146808531
This is an abomination of a post and I refuse to delete it.

>>146808531
Croatians are complete niggers though

>>146808290
Looks like one character from the Phantom Menace.
One that was with Jaaba, if i'm not wrong

>>146808545
I don't care much for Croatians but they are better than Serbians in my experience.

>>146808130
why don't the citizens of the world who migrate into my country look like this?

>>146808528
forgot tsonga existed desu

>>146808531
They hated him because he told the truth

bye bye novaxx you thin skinned faggot

>>146808396
yes, Victoria is a Godless shithole

>>146808561
Tony, FUCK OFF!

Djokobitch.

I like serbians because nikola jokic seems nice

>lelcaraz
>>146808531
so glad my uncle bombed them in the 90s

>>146808515
I don't think anyone minds being "chinked" anymore
they would just think "at least it's not Indians"

chimpout

>>146808531
true bogans don't know the difference between serbian and croatian or even baltic vs balkan. this man is a MED

grug angee

>>146808567
t. nikolavic kekovic asshurtovic
i do like that image though

UFFFFF

>2 hours of seething at women
>mens starts
>all anons do is off topic post instead of watching
Peculiar.

>>146808515
about 10 years ago

This Spanish troglodyte is pretty entertaining to watch desu. Not a servebot or just a boring baseline hacker like the Serb drone.

Am I to understand in this semen slurping sport Alcaraz always gets a minute long break before his service game whereas Novak has to serve after fighting for his life against Alcaraz's serve without a break? This is fucked

At this rate we’re going 3-5 hr

>>146808531
Can someone translate this for an American? I don't get.

Is it fat to rip up a 3rd slice of toast in half so I can fit 3 slices of toast in the toaster at once?

>>146808592
that's ok none of them have jobs

Could they make tennis matches shorter? I can't just sit here for hours man.

>>146808592
I slave tomorrow
Even in my own country I suffer from tennis time zone syndrome

Do tennis players do their ACLs all of the time?

>>146808608
another reason wta is simply better

>>146808592
that's ok I'm """""working""""" from home

Alcaraz is 9 sets away from a career grand slam. It might be getting to him

>>146808603
500IQ also don't be poor Nigel buy a 4 slice toaster

>>146808622
fuck off nonce

>>146808622
I wanna rape the left girls asshole and put my whole arm in it

>>146808608
That you Ben?

>>146808608
Every ATP event other than slams are 3 sets only, the slams are 5 sets on purpose to be an endurance test

>>146808628
Zverev?

>>146808622
doesn't he need new york for that

You get the sense both players will want to win this first set

>>146808594
i wish

>>146808641
whys that m8

>Republika Srpska
What a stupid fucking name. Srpska. Missing a vowel there idiot

djokovic can't run

alcarath already won

>>146808592
its weird the zerbs seem to come out in force for djokovic, the spanish french italian etc players don't even get half the fans he does

>>146808635
>forced to play a 6 hour match on a 40 degree day
Truly a test of endurance

I don't watch the match and don't look at scores. I just assess what's happening from the seethe and flags in this thread

>>146808628
sir rape is illegal in australia

>>146808585
both playing as expected

>>146808652
I'm Australian.

>>146808615
They’re sitting outside the arena in the outdoor area, that’s a cheap ground pass to be where they are

>>146808608
I have YouTube shorts, overwatch & subway surfers on seperate screens right now. Why do you not?

Novak will fake an injury

bake bread

my job in home office today is to touch the touchpad every 3 minutes to appear online

>YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS SIR MURRAY
damn novax don't do him like that

he's boiling already

AUSTRALIA ARE YOU THE FUCKING?

>>146808650
Serbs tend to be far more nationalist to the countries they or their parents immigrated from. Countries that are far less insecure about their nationality because they feel integrated in Australian culture don't do this

>>146808674
you’re spot on but people really don’t like to talk about this despite how obviously true it is

>>146808660
>overwatch
Why aren't you playing marvel Rivals?

2ez grugs go home

GOATOVIC

Tag yourselves

>Le foot injury
ZZzz

I sense a life ending injury in this match

Grug is looking like he'll be too strong 2bh

New for you ATPfags
>>146808699
>>146808699
>>146808699
>>146808699

>>146808697
For you or one of the players?

Give it to me gay lads, can Demeanour beat Sinner?

NOVAK DEAD NOVAK DEAD NOVAK DEAD NOVAK DEAD NOVAK DEAD NOVAK DEAD NOVAK DEAD
ITS OVER

>>146808705
for serb

OOOOOOOOOOOOOF

Carlos is a roid fag

>novac on knees
this is over. he might win the set, he could even win two. he's not winning three with that knee already showing dangerous signs.
this match is over, owari da as the weebs say.

>>146808659
>sitting on the floor outdoors for 3-5 hours in the city on a Tuesday night
Must be nice to have zero responsibilities, and add absolutely nothing to society

>>146808688
If serbian culture was that great, why don’t you still live there? Oh right, it isnt

>>146808674
>Australian culture
no such thing
but yeah all yugos are nationalistic once they leave yugoslavia

>>146808727
If it’s any consolation they probably have almost no money and no prospect of getting any

>>146808662
lol here it is

>>146808692
This is what equality looks like. People from all different backgrounds getting along with common interests. Beautiful.

>MTO before your opponent serves for the set

He watched the Sinner - Rune match, huh. that's why he's the GOAT, still picking up tricks from the younger generation

>>146808845
he popularized this trick

Alcatraz would never do this against a fit Djokovic

novak never fails to fuck those shots up