>Ravens WR Flowers (knee) doubtful to face Bills
big if true

>>146730794
Commiebros how're we feeling?
Im getting anxious for this game

Tell me your picks. We thinkin straight chalk this weekend?

>Texans at Chiefs
>Commanders at Lions
>Rams at Eagles
>Ravens at Bills

>>146730805
Can he pull off yet another miracle bros? Even Jesus was finally put on that cross.

>>146730814
redskins finna get bootyblasted, just enjoy the ride

>>146730814
Not anxious at all, but if it looks like >we can actually win heading into the 4th quarter I will be in heart attack mode.

>>146730814
the lifelong redskins fan in me feels like we are going to get BTFO finally....but it's been a hell of a year.

>>146730838
texans, lions, eagles, bills, just got a feeling there is going to be a big upset. anOSU is going to slaughter ND tho.

>>146730838
Swifts
Loins
Rasm
Ravens

>>146730900
Proud of this team win or lose (hoping for a win).
Sleeping giant of a fanbase is waking up again, that game last week sounded like a home game

Lamar will foomble 2-3 times, Milroe style, maybe throw 2 picks. Allen will get 3-4 TDs.
Buff 31 - Baltipoor 21.

>>146730931
Derrick Henry will run all over the Bills and btw their secondary is still shit and Lamar will have time to improvise. Ravens 35 Bills-24

>>146730838
Chiefs
Lions
Eagles
Ravens

>>146730794
Fucking hell the wait is finally over
It's finally the day
My nipps are like diamonds

>>146730860
>I will be in heart attack mode.
Hasn't that been your default state of mind this entire season?

>>146730838
My hope
>Texans
>Loins
>Rasm
>Billies

Good morning, /nfl/.

Among the Lions, Eagles, Rams, Commanders, Chiefs, Ravens, Bills, and Texans, who do you honestly believe is realistically and objectively good enough to earn a ticket to the Owl? Me, personally, am choosing the Eagles and Ravens, and that pains me to admit that. Just being honest. They're the only teams in this entire equation that legitimately scare me. Chiefs too only due to the idea of blatant refball but I'm choosing to temporarily ignore that. Maybe also the Rams as well because they proved they can outshoot us.

>>146731001
you said this last year

>>146730916
>>146730900
>>146730860
As a life long lions fan (actually) they can find a way to fuck this up. Don't rule out the possibility... that said I hope it doesn't happen lol but it may. Look at the NFCCG last year. Absolutely fell apart

Most valuable primate

>>146730838
Chiefs
Bills

Lions
Rams

The reason I talk so much shit for games where my team isn't playing is to get myself emotionally invested into a specific team winning which makes me able to lock into the game and feel more excitement and nervousness. Even if the team I picked to win loses and it stings, it was still worth it because I enjoyed the experience of watching the game.

Lions fan here scared as fuck for today's game but looking forward to a good one

How much money did he cost himself in the last two games?

What is CJ Stroud thinking right now?

Please God let the Texans win that would be so fucking funny

>>146731068
You should start sports betting goy- i mean dude

>>146731099
betting like 20 dollars won't get me invested and there's no way I'm putting serious money down

>>146730959
>Derrick Henry will run all over the Bills
This is what worries me. He had 199 yrds Week 4 against the Bills.

When Henry is "contained" to under 100 yrds, Baltimoor is 3-5. This isn't a revelation, but if he runs around 150+, they're very likely to win.

I’ll be damned if an effete school boy gay talker is a bigger football knower than me! IM ORDERING NFL+ PREMIUM RIGHT. NOW. AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>146731077
Fear... is a clever, treacherous adversary. It has no decency, respects no law or convention, shows no mercy. It goes for your weakest spot

>>146731090
God is great.

>>146730838
Yeah, the only one that's close is Ravens-Bills (the actual super bowl). I think the Ravens win though.

>>146730838
Chiefs Lions Eagles Ravens

texans bros, it's over

>more people here picking the Rams than Eagles
Do you guys actually think that's what will happen or do you just hate the Eagles?

>sleeping on my bills
You are going to regret it.

Why yes, I AM the new general manager of the Tennessee Titans. How could you tell?

>>146730838
chiefs
lions
eagles
bills

>>146731187
why is his face so flat? it doesn't look real

How many today?

>>146731174
>picking all of the teams vegas has winning
Very brave of you

ladies and gentlemen, i present to you your Kansas City Chiefs' playoffs captains!

>>146730959


the Ravens have the #1 run game in the NFL by ypg (193.8), ypc (5.8), most first downs by rushing, highest first down rush %

Not only will the frigid temperatures place greater significance on each team’s run game, but Playoff football relies so heavily on sustaining drives and time of possession, which requires success on the ground. While Allen and James Cook also form a solid rushing duo, the Ravens have the best rush defense in the league.

Meanwhile, Buffalo’s defensive unit is average at best, ranking 19th in opponent yards per rush.

Today is Nolan Smith's birthday. Wish him happy birthday and say something nice about him!

rams are on fire frfr

How many rushing yards do my lions put up against the cummandies

>KWAB
Imagine having this faggot as your teams biggest fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxDozuzfVuY
saturday is for the big boys

>>146731279
happy birthday nolan! so fun to watch players unbust themselves like this especially with BG's farewell tour getting cut short

>>146731289
Gibbs at least 100
Montgomery at least 80

>>146731305
If Eminem has died in 2005 he'd be the GOAT. Shame what he's become.

It was intredasting.
https://www.lookmovie2.to/shows/play/33350486-aaron-rodgers-enigma-2024#S1-E1-300155

>>146731323
him and Kanye

>>146731219
That's just how I see it.
>chiefs
Are the chiefs, they're not losing to the fucking toxins at home in the divisional
>lions
Are just better top to bottom than the commies and are rested and getting healthier (though if there is an upset I think it's this one)
>eagles
Already blew out the rams on the road
>ravens
actually opened as underdogs and it's still pretty much a coin flip (but I think they'll win comfortably)

>>146731323
He's only gotten better. His second album was his lowest point

>>146731331
kanye was always based

>>146730838
refs
loins
rasm
bill

>>146731289
Over 200 but only because the weather will be warm and nice tonight.

>>146731020
Perfect Owl

>>146731360
detoilet plays indoors like the NFC faggots they are

>>146731256
>One can beat the Eagles was long as they shut down saquon

Over/Under is like 120 rush yards by Saquon

>>146731386
That was the joke.

>le heckin' darkhorse is on fire! won X of their last Y [opponent has more wins and a similar to better recent record]
every year

I hope the Lions don't choke.
I hope the queefs do but they seem to get that former Patriots luck with the easiest possible path to the championship each year

if the lions win today, what percentage of detroit fans will blame it on their coordinators spending time interviewing before the game?

>>146731020
Based

>>146731340
>second album
Slim Shady?

>>146731319
I'm still holding out hope that BG will feel he has unfinished business and come back next year

>>146731411
Did you mean to say win

>>146731323
>Shame what he's become
WHAT THE FUCK happened to him? He's just not the same person. How does he not get embarrassed by himself

>>146731427
He stopped drinking and using drugs

>>146731411
>>146731422
*lose

>>146731305
He was a cowsoy fan during the dark days. He's unironically a lifelong fan of two years.

>>146731020
Gotta have that Ralph Wilson Bowl, amirite?

>>146731427
All his best stuff came from being a druggie who despises his mom and ex-wife. Neither things are true now.

>>146731256
>as long as they shut down saquon
How are they going to do that? Their D-line is good but they are small speed guys and will get bullied by the Philly O-line (again), especially if the field is slippery.
Plus, Hurts has shown he can dice up defenses that sell out to stop the run and have to play single man coverage behind. That's what happened against the Steelers.

>>146731448
You better click that shit.

>>146731244
>Not only will the frigid temperatures place greater significance on each team’s run game
Allen's played at Wyoming and Buffalo for a decade they're not going to run hb plunge 50 times

>>146731366
>the team that lost by 3 scores at home a few weeks ago will win this time because... well they just will ok???
You were probably one of those retards that had the steelers beating the ravens in the wild card round

Queefs games are a snoozefest. It's either Mahomo throwing an int that gets called back by a ref, or some other refbabby bullshit.

>>146731439
Same thing happened to Trent Reznor. His post-getting sober work is mid at best.

Any bowlers ITT? I'm gonna go at 2 before games start. I'm really excited to try my new ball!

>>146731511
LIONS LOSE LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHnq2hPTlow

nickbros.....are we whores....?

Texans, Lions, Rams, Bills

>>146730794
I have to wait until 8pm to watch my team?
What should do? goon to sissy hypnoses porn

>>146731537
Lions to the bowl, you lil shit

>>146731427
That's just white people, they be getting dementia and shit when they get older

What kinda snacks should I buy?
>>146731596
>insert bbc joke

>>146731366
rams were 5-5 going into that game do you think they were coasting?

We ready for tonight Redskinbros?

sean mcvay talks like a rick and morty character

>>146731678
Zoomies gtfo

>>146731678
>LA
because he is a character in real life

>>146731744
keeping my fingers crossed

>>146731596
I think that's a women's bag

Ummmm Commiebros

>>146731758
Women are a social construct

>>146731632
Brandon Graham and Nkobe Dean were both monsters that game in stopping the Rams, both are now gone. Plus, the Rams were missing both their tackles iirc.

>>146731663
Are you watching? Chances are pretty high we get BTFO so I'm going to see a band I like. In the unlikely scenario we do well, I can always go back and watch it tomorrow

>>146731764
Who isn't attracted to Jayden's stoic charm?

>>146731519
What is it with musicians and whatnot having their best work when they’re completely fucked up with drugs and alcohol?

>>146731806
most diehard commander or lions fan

+9 Hou should be printing money?

The Chiefs barely have an offense

>>146731764
>look it up
>it's a legit account
>and she's THICC

pic very rel

>>146731520
My bowling ball cracked in my trunk a couple years ago. RIP Pinky :(

Chiefbros...im nervous

>>146731910
Free Palestine! Tha k you for your service

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/referee-land-clark-shouldnt-have-let-nick-sirianni-play-games-with-penalty-decision

>>146731806
>Are you watching?
Of course. Ride of die with Jayden

if you don't bet on your team, you're not a real fan

>>146731882
unironically would smash

>>146731966
Lmao

>>146731187
Face of regret

>>146731966
based degenerate

This makes the average /sp poster seethe

I'm seething so hard rn

>>146732002
The NFL is Gay

>>146732002
I thought Matt Walsh doesn't even believe being gay is a real thing?

>>146732020
Shut up bitch nigga its the divisionals

death to muhoe

>>146730814
Our enemies are all around us, and in so many futures they prevail. But I do see a way, there is a narrow way through.
Victory lies only though offensive success, the defense cannot be relied upon. If Daniels can keep the offense firing enough that the game is only off by one score going into the 4th, we can win. Theoretically, Daniels CAN outshoot Goff. It's just down to if we can work around the Lions defense

>>146731001
you cant be a dark horse contender in the divisional round

>>146730794
>bears call for Mike Tomlin
>McCarthy is top candidate, trade possible
Fucking grim, the only hope is Ben Johnson but the monkeys paw is that if Poles thinks Johnson's the guy than assuredly Ben is a hack fraud.
Songs of the doomed

Should I black out for the Liosn game

>>146732152
burrs need Tomlin and the stoolers need to move on.

>>146732152
should have milked 5 1st round pics for the overrated fraud

My joshie ;)

>>146730900
Am a Lions fan but I think the spread being 9.5 is a bit absurd. Commies havent lost by more than 8 since week 1 and just beat that team.

both of the games today are boring

>>146732215
So are you puto

>>146732215
Stfu bitch nigga

>hurr durr lamar is a playoff chok-

APOLOGIZE

>>146732215
Texans and generations of failure playing each other's trying to convince me they're not

good vs evil

>>146731195
plastic surgery

>>146732280
Taylor Swift is a witch and should be banned from NFL Stadiums

It's going to be below 30 in KC.

>>146732280
Does this look Evil?

>>146732308
thanks, i was wondering what the temperature would be and this information isnt easily accessible to anyone

>>146732280
If houston wins will she dump Travis for CJ?

rooting for chiefs and lions because at least i don't have to listen to another wave of bandwagoners if they win

I just hope the Bills don't get blownout.
I want the game to be at least fun to watch.

goddamnit, we've been robbed of the funniest NFL timeline

It's 5 degrees here

>>146731849
no junk, no soul

>>146732353
Deion is beyond unqualified to coach in the NFL, let alone in college

>>146732353
Primate bros....

Can't wait to come in here later and spoil the games for streamfags cuz I get everything a minute earlier.

>>146731966
fanduel thanks you for your donation

>>146732368
Sports are entertainment, you don't need qualifications

Which of the remaining AFC teams do the Commies have the best chance of beating?

>>146732400
Texans duh

>>146732353
No
>coach primate
>dak shitscoop
Could have made watching the dozen primetime Cowboys games more fun to shitpost.

>>146732400
razorcakes and tejanos

>>146732389
niggers are like 3-5 minutes behind sometimes like they're on mars lol

Sooooo yeah, I'm just not gonna watch the Chiefs game.

>>146732247
-e artist

>>146732353
kwab

>>146732435
>Sooooo yeah, I'm just not gonna watch one of the biggest upsets in sports history happen live
Why are you like this?

>>146732508
>dumb frogposter
that's why

>>146732435
same, I'm gonna door dash for extra cash until the commies lions game.

>>146732508
>upset
Damn nigga, that's a good joke

>>146732508
dont treat foomblecat this way

Reminder that Brady was retired by a mutt with a pornstar name (Rayne Dakota).

Hey guys just curious what time does Justin Herbert play? I've been told he's a top 5 QB so he must be playing this weekend right?

Good morning NFL frens

>>146732577
that's basically the only accomplishment the cowboys have had since 1995

>>146731966
i bet against my team whe im scared. that way im basically either making money, or paying for my team to win.
it's a win win scenario

KANGZ

>>146732175
if he loses on sunday he will have the 2nd most home game divisional round losses of all time

>>146732577
While the Cowboys missed like every single field goal

>All the gay dilating teams are playing today
When are we going to get some REAL football games going?

>>146732435
I have honestly not watched a Chiefs game in over 2 years. Fuck these kikes.

>>146732673
next year with the seahawks are playing again

>>146732672
>le GOAT can't overcome a mcsharty cowgoyim team
>cucked by a huezilian
KWAB

The NFL wouldn't be what it is today without him. Thank you Colin Kaepernick

>>146732657
OH NOOO

>>146732687
>>146732435
unironically. the only time i watch the chiefs is when my team plays them. other than that i have no watched a second of em and i never will. didint even watch the superbowl last year.

>>146732508
put money of it then

>>146732741
Pussy ass bitch won't even put $10 on it lmao.

>slight pain in my stomach after a night of drinking

Why?

>>146732798
It’s always the high-yella uncle toms

The NFL told the Ravens to throw the AFCCG last year so they could have their Taylor Swift Super Boel and in return they'd get a guaranteed win this year.

>>146732812
liver damage, take a break.

Looking back was she really a dumb ugly cunt?

>>146732812
Need to balance your PH levels. Take another drink

>>146732815
please be true

Anybody else got the house to themselves this weekend?
Wifey is on a girls' trip to Vegas, which means I get to have a few more brews while I watch the games!

>>146732838
Yes. I would let her give me a tuggy with the lights off but anything more than that? Not a chance

>>146732812
not enough semen has been shitted out yet

>>146732838
https://youtu.be/lr78cb1vHJ0

>>146732858
Fag: The Post

>>146732838
most wisconsin looking couple ever

For me its the Happys Pizza large pepperoni pizza pie. The best pre-game lunch food.
With bread, cheese, meats and a robust tomato sauce, it hits every food group! Not only delicious, but also nutritious! (But don't tell that to the kids, parents, they might not like that it's healthy!)
My local happys is such a cool atmosphere, the cashier asked if I needed anything else and I said, "nope, I'm happy, pappy!"
To which he said "haha I'm gonna call you Happy Pappy from now on!"
What a great restaraunt.

Look at this old concussion bucket
No wonder all old NFLers have pudding for brains

>>146732163
I'm going to be well and drunk but I'm gonna remember this W.

>>146732280
True

>>146732945
Shut the fuck up, Terry Bradshaw just needs shrooms.

>>146732838
You just know they met at UW-Stout

>>146732958
>remember this W
You mean the Commies helmet logo seared into your pea brained head after getting agitated that the Lions lost?

>>146732997
Lol how can you be this confident with -9.5 spread

>>146731966
You're incredibly retarded. Sportsbooks love you.

>>146732838
Why bully Packers fans? Everyone I've met from Wisconsin has been nice.

>>146733012
Fluoride in the water supply

>>146733012
I"ve spread your mom +10x more so I'm very confident.

Swifties how are we feeling today?

>>146733030
You have to be 18 to post here

>>146733012
Because I'm not a degenerate gambler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hokn7VYkHAg
thoughts?

>>146733060
I don't bet either but knowing vegas odds doesn't hurt to look at

>>146733012
We've faced worse and won

>>146733052
gay and homosexual as usual

>>146733019
Packer fans are spoiled drunk retards

>>146733079
I'm not denying it's a possibility
But don't be cocky.

>>146733056
jokes on you i'm almost three times that age queerboy

>>146732945
These were the worst. In cold weather those little pads were like concrete.

>>146733106
Mexicans really shouldn't be allowed to drive

>>146733087
I'm on the team

Patrick Mahomes will lose

>>146733103
You're almost 54? Gross.

>>146732997
No, in fact. I didn't mean anything like that buddy. You've had a good season though.

>>146733124
proofs?

>>146733012
Skins beat the Eagles and the Eagles are a better team than the Lions. So yeah it's not impossible and in fact probably more likely they'll win.

>>146732826
Liver damage?
Fuck I'm scared

>>146733142
Just take a break from boozing.

>>146733110
i don't understand why the inside of the helmet isn't a thick layer of gel like for foot pads

>>146733142
>wanting to live forever
fucking kek

>>146733141
Whats your point
Michigan beat OSU
OSU is in the championship
Are you saying Michigan should be playing Notre Dame Monday?

How do you guys handle when your favorite team loses and gets eliminated? I imagine it's different for a lot of fans. For me, I just block out all football related stuff, and try to just disconnect from it as much as possible, until after the Superbowl (depending on who's playing I might watch it.)

>>146733168
on a long enough timeline the Vikings will eventually win the owl

>>146733181
cope post until next week
"we shouldnt have even made it this far"
"refball"
"were only gonna get better"
etc

>>146733181
When the lions lost the NFCCG i literally blocked it out of my brain for months. Everything football related

>>146730794
*AHEM*
Go Manders
Go Eagles
Go Bills
Fuck Queefs
and fuck Redditors for good measure

bros, how do I get a gf like this?

Guess who joins the Playoffs today?!!
#3peat

>>146733181
It hurts but I have fun lashing out here and defiantly arguing against all of the eager shitposters dunking on my team.

>>146733191
Just kys today then because you'll die of natural causes anyway before that happens.

>>146733226
Be funny, fit, well dressed and unabashedly passionate about something and have a decent job.

>>146733226
Become a zoo keeper, plenty of them like that are in captivity.

>>146732815

No way the NFL has a Ravens win and a Kendrick Superbowl halftime show. Too "black" for America culturally.

>>146733052

straight and heterosexual as usual

>Play on Monday Night in Arizona
>Get the Early Game on Sunday in Philly
If the Rams win Sunday they are winning the Superb Owl, no doubt.

>>146733149
I will during lent. Probably won't drink tonight :(
Maybe just a little :)

>>146733265
Holy kek

>>146733142
Your liver needs a break. It’s a self-healing organ, but you need to give it time to recover.
A wise man once told me “control your drinking in your 30s so you can drink in your 70s”.

>>146733181
Just bathe in the sadness. you'll get over it.

>>146733226
Buy a lowrider and cruise your local barrio

>>146730838
Texies will win, digits confirm

>>146733318
Good words to live by

>>146733322
Trump won :]

>>146733322
>shows a bunch of whitey suburbans doing the protesting on their behalf
you're proving his gay point better than he probably could have

>>146733322
triple dubs of truth

>>146733226
>book flight to Medellin

it's that easy

My cat told my the lions are going to win today

>>146733344
checked and based

How many today?

>>146733321
*sobbing* thats my quarterback

>>146733383
That's nice and all but I don't take advice from homosexual posters.

What game will be closer?
Chiefs/Texans or Lions/Commies

>>146733344
Checked and rekt
Texies confirmed winners

>>146733456
Yes

>>146733456
detoilet vs commies, cj won't play well in the cold

>>146733344
witnessed

what's /nfl/'s favorite fast food drink?

for me it's the baja blast

>>146733456
people are going to start tapping to the chiefs game halfway through the second

>>146733495
double double from timmy hoes

>>146733495
none fatso grow up and drink beer like a real man

>>146733364
Kill AI posters. Behead AI posters. Roundhouse kick an AI poster into the concrete. Slam dunk an AI poster into the trashcan. Crucify filthy AI posters. Defecate in an AI poster's food. Launch AI posters into the sun. Stir fry AI posters in a wok. Toss AI posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into an AI poster's gas tank. Judo throw AI posters into a wood chipper. Twist AI posters' heads off. Report AI posters to the IRS. Karate chop AI posters in half. Curb stomp pregnant AI posters. Trap AI posters in quicksand. Crush AI posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy AI posters in a vat of acid. Eat AI posters. Dissect AI posters. Exterminate AI posters in the gas chamber. Stomp AI posters' skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate AI posters in the oven. Lobotomize AI posters. Mandatory abortions for AI posters. Grind AI posters in the garbage disposal. Drown AI posters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize AI posters with a ray gun. Kick old AI posters down the stairs. Feed AI posters to alligators. Slice AI posters with a katana.

>>146733103
Based oldman 4chanzler

>>146733456
I kinda feel like Texans-Chiefs will be closer. I imagine it will be a one score game. Chiefs have had a lot of close 1 score games going back to last year, including some of the playoff games. But before they rested their starters and got BTFO by the donks, they were starting to play better and are healthier, so we'll see.

>>146733063
Kinda surprised her handwriting isn't better considering her decent drawing skills
I'll watch the coach video midweek, I'm guessing the numbers are a 1-5 scale

Is this accurate?

>>146731744
It's time

the fuck does this even mean?

>>146733563
she's a phoney, a big fat phoney

>>146733572
How about Goodell tells em to fuck off

>>146733572
It means he's committed to work something out regarding scheduling

>>146732991
When in doubt…

>>146733495
mcdonald's coke

>>146733572
amateur sports need to fuck off

>>146732002
Football is Gay (and That's a Good Thing)

>>146733495
>>146733516
>>146733522
Baja Blast, por favor.

>>146733226
BBLs are fucking disgusting

>>146733572
NFL needs people watching CFB to build players into marketable stars before they reach the league
having NFL playoff games on the same date as CFB playoff games will always hurt CFB ratings
NFL must cooperate with CFB now that the 12 team playoffs goes well into January

>>146733565
I think the Panthers play down the stretch gets them a move up to pleasant surprise. Still bad, but they have the ability to move into this offseason with a lot more upside than after last year.

>>146733565
I'd put the Lions in good teams we thought would be good. I'm not surprised by their performance this year.

>>146732657
Why the arm pose?

Analytics say that the chiefs will lose 85% of their fanbase if they lose the divisional. Analytics say that the chiefs will lose 100% of its fanbase in india and the arabian peninsula if taylor swift breaks up with travis kelce

>>146733589
Knee caps

>>146733572
Goodell gave him the runaround

>>146732838
Why have soft s0i boys stolen the beard from men?

DO IT

>>146733725
They should hire John Fox again

>>146733721
I think the same thing, they've tarnished the beard.

did black qbs ruin the game or was the game ruined to promote these "dynamic" new players?

>>146733590
This tbqh.
College football is boring.

>>146733495
Mcdonald's coke and Mcdonald's Sprite. It just hits different.

>>146733321
He looks like he was screaming slurs on Xbox Live back in the day

>>146733703
To emphasize their tits.

>>146733181
Once again Eagles fans do it best

The
Cat
Is
Elusive

>>146733750
somehow they seem to ruin everything, not just football

>>146733750
Running QBs have been around since Fran Tarkenton
It's nothing new beyond marketing
If you can't throw at all you're a shitter like Anthony Richardson
Guys like Cam Newton could throw the ball pretty well when he had to but highlighting his running is whats bigger on the ESPN highlight reels

>>146733807
She's not blonde thoughbeit

>>146732929
Looks good.

>>146733778
The soda syrup is in steel containers instead of bags.

>>146733590
because he's not retarded

>>146733838
>mcdonalds not cheaping out of something

color me surprised

>>146733565
I would put my Texies in “didn’t meet expectations” because of how sky high they were from anybody not from around here

>>146733825
NTA but happys is one of the better detroit chains

>>146733495
water

>>146730794
If I'm the Texans DC I'm telling my guys
>You can do everything right tonight and the calls are still gonna go against you. You're gonna get flags, you might get ejected or fined. No matter what happens, if you think there's even a slight chance of yellow coming out of the refs hand, you make the Chiefs fucking earn it

This taylor swift shit seems extremely scripted

>>146731588
when mclaurin gets held to 2 catches for 19 yards and your only offense is a couple of jayden daniels runs you can stop pretending that the lions are bad or a choke or whatever the fuck you think is going to stop this team from winning it all

>>146733322
people are so pathetic and impressionable

>>146732929
>Happy's
too bad you're gonna be sad later tonight

>>146733807
She is teaching The Book of Inside Information but I bet she’s never even read it. What happened to our public schools?

>>146733878
The league finally got their 20-30 female American demographic.

>>146733902
My stomach is never ok anyway from booze and other food
One pizza won't make much of a difference

>>146733878
naw, if it was scripted they would have gotten some euro, latin, or asian music star so they could better dig into unsaturated markets

>>146733807
>blacksonblondes
>not blonde
what in the false advertisement is this?

>>146733473
>cj won't play well in the cold
but he played at OSU

>>146732929
for me it’s Jets deep dish with cajun crust. Why does Detroit make better pizza than anywhere else?

>>146733878
The entire NFL is scripted

>>146733948
Oh no, Bradysisters...

>>146733948
How do you script a win with a doinked in field goal

>>146733962
Magnets

>>146733962
Magnets

>>146733322
honk honk

Texans, Redskins, and Rams aren't part of the turbo team
They don't run with us

>>146733966
Hutch is better than all of them and is double team and/or held every play

>>146733962
Aim inside instead of out.

>>146733934
why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

>>146733924
that might be true but I mean because the Lions will lose :-)

>>146733990
Based

>>146734010
I'm sorry you feel that way
I dont think they're going to but we'll have to wait and see i guess

>>146733991
That injury gave Hutch a 3-5 year window.

>>146733991
I disagree

>>146734048
He probably has a titanium tibia now. Stronger than ever
He's part cyborg and pissed
Honestly he might get superbowl LIX MVP

>>146734045
I already know they'll lose, I'm from the future. Also you decide to kill yourself tonight. You'll see

Are NFL mascots just furries that are ashamed of being furries?

>>146734091
My dog would be too sad i won't do that :(

>>146733966
Jones has played almost double the number of playoff games as Donald, what a useless stat

>>146734093
Major Tuddy feels no shame.

>>146734093
Good observation anon
Go Bengals!

>>146734093
only the gay ass Chiefs one is

>>146734093
yes

The only ones brave enough to injure the mutt and risk a permaban from the nfl is the texans secondary

>>146734112
The furry went full Heat and was robbing banks.

>>146733226
Lol check back in 5 years. This girl will be 220lbs and beyond disgusting

>>146734121
I really do wonder what would happen to any player that Joe Theissman/Alex Smith'd Mahomes? Even if it was a clean hit I bet they would suffer severe repercussions.

Can someone post the Gen Z skirt (and a mini, of course) webm?
I want to watch it and decide what team each girl roots for

Is he right?

>>146734121
Al-Shaair will save football today!

>>146734167
Why is Paul pierce talking about NFL legacy

Should I go bowling before the games? I want to try out my new ball but I'm also feeling lazy and don't wanna leave my dog too long

>>146734107
because Jones earned double the number of playoff games and Donald didn't
why are you being intentionally obtuse at this.

This parlay is a lock right? -108
>Chiefs
>Lions
>Eagles

>>146734167
Why tf is he talking about football

>>146734218
Your mom will be OK, just go.

>>146734218
Just gonna say it lads

Fuck dogs. Dogs suck. Most overrated creatures on earth

>>146734167
As someone who ranks Brady a good bit over Mahomes, Brady lost to Mark Sanchez in his prime. Pierce's take is nonsensical and sensationalistic.

>>146734225
This is bait

>>146734266
That's not very nice!

>>146734228
kiss you ten dollars goodbye

>>146734266
Finally, someone who gets it. Dogs and dog owners are the fucking worst.

i dont understand how someone can be a fan of a college sports team, when they never went to that college. literally what are you even rooting for

>>146734228
You’re more likely to go 1-2 than win this parlay. I’d need +150 to consider it.

>>146734307
Hey anon that’s not very nice to Alabama, Texas, and Ohio State fans

>>146734288
>>146734311
How come?

>>146734167
Mahomes will never be better than Brady

>>146734307
Isn't this supposed to be a picture that shows like a demon or something
I only see a dog

Texans
Lions
Eagles
Ravens

>>146734342
NFL parlays are literally what keep sportsbooks in business. The true odds are somewhere in the 40% range and you’re being paid like it’s a 54% chance. Don’t parlay.

>>146734266
Dogs are fine as dogs. When people treat them like children and can't leave them alone or bring them into Home Depot while shopping is cringy as fuck.

>>146734344
Brady was cemented as the GOAT after he left NE and won a title while Belichick languished as a mediocre coach. Brady without Belichick is a champion. Belichick without Brady is a .490 coach

>>146734351
demon face

>>146734270
Chiefs aren't a dynasty without Chris Jones who won them multiple playoff games in the AFC all 3 runs

>>146734393
Guess I’m not sufficiently schizophrenic to see what the average 4chan user sees

>>146734362
Put in Bills and id say based!

>>146734178
If he cripples muthoe he'll be banned from the league

>>146734267
Mahomo got blown out by Ryan Tannehill a few years back. Shit happens.

What do we think /nfl/ bros does Moicano have a chance or will Islam kill him?

>>146734393
Ah I squinted and saw it now. Thanks.

>>146734432
a jihad on mahomes would be a kino way of getting fired

>>146733962
nerve gas

>>146734430
That's the 1 I'm not sure on. Bills could synch it

>>146734474
digits and he wins the superbowl and impregnates taylor swift while trav watches

>>146734441
Moicano will be easy money

Look at that lateral cut, all on a bum ankle.
It's unreal Jim!

Built like a champion, folks!

>>146734430
they wont stop the ravens run game

singles and WW3

>>146734432
ALLAH! HAVE AL-SHAAIR INJURE MAHOMES AND I WILL BECOME A MUSLIM

>>146734511
The ravens won't stop allen, either
It'll be a shoot out. Whoever has more turnovers loses. Screencap this if you want

>>146734362
>Texans
not gonna happen

>>146734162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6iGllJ-3aQ

>>146734541
It's better as a webm with no audio, anon

>>146734530
see
>>146732662

he got smoked already this year but a much worse ravens D

>>146734532
-10
Sheesh, wonder what it's like in those temps

>>146734530
When it’s all pass vs all run, the run team generally wins. Buffalo’s run D is a liability more than Baltimore’s pass D

Why are the games so fucking late I hate you gays!

>>146734551
Mute it nigga

>>146734561
It’s brutal. Even wearing gloves your hands start to go numb within a couple minutes. Snot freezes in your nose if your face isn’t covered. Eyes dry out almost instantly

>>146734561
Bussies freeze up almost instantly... it's terrible

>>146732657
Lmao chestlets

>>146734541
for me its 5'3 and an attitude.

>>146734617
She's a cardinals fan

>>146734441
Islam by round 1 TKO

>>146734541
I worry there will not be enough attention on earth to satiate gen Z women soon

>>146734441
Is that fight tonight? I'm more into boxing but I'll tune in for UFC fights

>>146732812
You probably demolished everything in the fridge before passing out

>>146721621
>>146721621
>>146721621
reminder to celebrate with me

>>146734432
My Niners defense was so much better when he was on the team along Greenlaw and Warner ;_;

If the Bills get humiliated in the Divisional Round again, I don't know if Allen will ever be able to shake the playoff choker label. McDermott needs to go and they should just relocate to Mexico City or something

>>146732858
Based. Make sure to kill the Wi-Fi too, the games are all watchable in HD with a basic antenna. Enjoy the time bro, haven’t had a day to myself in years

>>146734684
I made spicy Korean ramen

>>146734688
The refs would never allow them to lose in the divisional round against the Toxins. If they lose, it's going to be in the AFCCG so that Goodell can get Swifties to watch one more game

>>146734719
Josh Allen usually performs really well in the playoffs, so I can't call him a choker desu. Not that it matters though because that crybaby is still never winning shit.

wish i could press a button and advance time to 4pm

>>146732838
Philly fan is a dumbass but these ppl baited him and played victim. Fucking assholes

>>146734762
Texans are headhunting the refs today.

>>146734795
>tfw I work today
I hate having to watch these games on my phone

>>146734799
Real life isn't like 4chan. The husband had no choice but to cancel him.

>>146734678
Yes UFC fights are Saturday night about 95% of the time

al-shaair will be ejected after some "bad" hit against a receiver

>>146732838
Don't go to an away playoff game if you can't handle the heat, you soft midwestern flyover faggots

>>146734541
Itty Bitty Titties and a bob is a Chargers fan ong

>>146733418
This meme is literal poofs dipping a toe into discovering their inner flaming homo that’s waiting to come out.

>>146734541
This is the first time I ever watched this with sound on

>>146734844
Nice

>>146734976
>act like Mahomes
>inner flaming homo that’s waiting to come out.
Very true

>cowgirls hiring deion

LMAOOOOOOO what could go wrong

To those of you saying
>KC-DET-PHI ML parlay is free money
I would recommend doing the spreads as a teaser, you can get up to +125 or +130 for the same result instead of the -108 you get as a ML parlay

>>146735016
Mahomes has a White wife and three White children, what is gay about him?

>>146734541
The comments on this are satisfying.

>>146735027
He wins the Owl next year

>>146735027
Franchise QB.

>>146731237
Patrick's wearing cowboy boots. The white man marches on

>>146735029
>Mahomes has a beard
Proves nothing

>>146732838
The mentality of the nu-male will never cease to disappoint me. Wannabe influencer without a personality, allows his girl to be verbally harassed and rather than doing something about it he just films it and lets le reddit do their thing. The worst part is he gets exactly what he wanted! Pimping out his wife for a spot on the local news just to be forgotten next week.

>>146735029
I think it is the way he carries himself. It comes off like Steph Curry, which rubs a lot of people the wrong way.

>>146734541
Imagine working with them as a man, and if you don't indulge their bullshit they run to HR (also run by a woman) to tell them you gave them the ick.

>>146735027
There's so much AI slop now, that i thought it was AI generated for a sec at the beginning.

>>146735065
like Steph he is a light skinned nigga with his shit together and a nice family, the media hates that shit because they want to prop up blacks who are some combination of ghetto, degenerate, and zesty.

>>146735055
Again this is not 4chan where you can verbally harass a person for calling you an incel

>>146730794
is firing tomlin or imposing expectations on him racist

>>146735128
the standard is the standard

>>146735055
social media is the female domain, to be popular on it you have to act like a female, that means social shaming and tattling. Guys who are big in social media are FAGGOTS.

>>146735128
Mike Tomlin has LITERALLY become Marvin Lewis.

>>146735099
>and a nice family
Doesn't his wife talk about wanting to fuck other NBA players?

>>146735148
Who's Marvin Lewis? Some R&B singer from the 70s?

Recycle

>>146730827
>>146730827
>>146730827

>>146735172
your step-dad

>>146735099
I don't disagree, I am just saying it is the way he carries himself. People can carry themselves in ways that rub a lot of other people the wrong way, but still be good fathers, have good families, etc. I expect it from professional athletes. Not everyone is gonna like them and it fuels a lot of them anyway.