Good guys:
Lions
Commanders

Bad guys:
The rest

flyover drama

Another stadium that will be desecrated by the damn NFL.

What is the ideal European country for the man who hates the NFL, hates American football, hates the USA and wants a country where the NFL will never play a game there?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_International_Series

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NFL_games_played_outside_the_United_States

Fernando and the Flyovers. Sounds like a great show

>>146724946
Stfu bitch nigga

>>146724946
Why do you care so much about the Spaniards? Didn't they mass rape all the indios?

Why yes, I AM the new general manager of the Tennessee Titans. How could you tell?

>>146724937
damn shame that the based retard head coaches have to play each other

Tell me about the BBQ scene in Detroit.

>>146724966
Not really known for it tbqhfam

>>146724962
Zero rizz + no drip + weak aura

>>146724966
The city contains A LOT of burnt ends, if you catch my drift.

>>146724971
You already locked down hot dogs and pizza no need to steal all the shine huh?

does anyone have the webm of caleb williams doing this?

>>146724959
I hate the NFL (I don't see any leagues that have teams that still use racist logos and nicknames)

It's also horrible to see temples and legendary places associated with soccer being desecrated by that piece of junk that is the NFL

>>146724915
texas and bama sound the best

What's the BBQ scene in Los Angeles like?

>>146724998
Lmao

>>146724982
Probably years of nodding yes to Dorsey and Veach until a dipshit associated him with their success

Good thread OP

>>146725020
What is the ideal meat for the man who hates the NFL, hates the Super Bowl, hates American football, hates the USA and wants anti-BBQ meat?

Typed up an innocuous greentext that 4chan insists is "spam" and won't let me post. Reformatted it every which way, still no chance. Perfectly normal looking greentext.

We are cheering for the Houston Texans tomorrow, yes?

>>146725048
cat

>>146725055
I'm cheering for everyone you love to die painfully

>>146725001
African kielbasa, best taken in one go

>>146725070
I love you...

>>146725072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQQvpdJI0Uo

>>146725051
got uppity about killing replyfagging and that was short-sighted collateral damage

Superbowl 60 odds just dropped

>>146725130
Because the fuck Kansas City doesn't have the balls to make the same change that Washington had the courage to make.

>>146725119
It feels so good seeing how far up the Commies are

ladies and gentlemen, i present to you your 2024 Kansas City Chiefs playoffs captains!

>>146725178
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Commanders

>>146725119
>Minnesota Vikings (14 win team)
>same odds as Falcons to win SB60
ahahahahahahahah

>>146725194
why does he look like he's in pain?

>>146725194
why are all the black guys on one side. kind of problematic

>>146725194
What is the sports stadium that would be home to the man who hates the United States, hates American football, hates the Super Bowl, hates the NFL, hates the Kansas City Chiefs and wants a stadium where an NFL game will never be played?
>>146724946

>>146725001
So mass rape is okay, but a mascot isn't? You need to work on your priorities.

I don't know if it is better to have loved and lost

>>146725211
The Vikings were megafrauds this year. The entire AFC south was shit and amounted to free wins. Throw in the even more fraudulent packers and god awful bears into their schedule, and that's like 8 free wins for any half-decent team. They also received some of the best calls in the league which they needed to squeak by teams like the Titans.

>>146725251
It's false. It's just cope for grievers.

>>146725119
Yeah I'm thinking 4peat

So.... bustin cuckatini....... whatever happened there?

>>146725251
It’s not. I don’t know where this gay phrase even came from

>>146725318
he just needs more time

>>146725230
gross groid alert

your team does have it's own official chicken nugs, right?

>>146725119
My Ninies :)

>>146725251
It is. The good moments are still good, even though it ends. The alternative is an absence of happiness

>>146725348
Get more fiber

>>146725368
Shit, Kansas City ruined the chicken.

Any ideal poultry meat for someone who hates the Kansas City Chiefs and wants the most anti-US poultry meat of all?

>>146725368
Holy kino. This breaks the Europoor mind

>>146725368
>T*son
That shit ain't food

I am from Wyoming and I want Josh Allen to win because he's the only relevant person to represent my great state. Go Pokes!

represent this bussy

>>146725338
Based zoomie

>>146725119
Should be
1. Bills (another draft to help on defense and they're ready to go)
2. Chiefs (knocked down a peg because the amount they've played will start to wear and tear, their team will actually be better next season tho)
3. Ravens (not much more they can do if they don't win this season, but maybe the ball bounces the right way for them)
4. Niners (odd year)
5. Packers (>wahh wahh)

>>146724915
Memphis barbecue has wet and dry rub. And we're probably better known for pulled pork sandwiches than ribs (though I always thought the ribs were better). Also nobody cares about Alabama or Kentucky barbecue.

Wasn't there a KC-HOU playoff game a couple years ago where the Texans were up 20-0 at one point but got blown out 20-50 by the end of the game? I think tomorrow's game will look something like that.

>>146724946
Maybe Czechoslovakia if they're still a country.

>>146725119
>anyone above the chiefs
They must have insider info that Taylor Swift is going to dump Travis Kelce.

>>146725347
How much more time? Would some extra help be in order too?

lowkey think the chiefs will be even better after kelce retires

they'll problably find a nice te replacement real quick

fuck off Matthew Shepard I hope you meet the same fate

>>146725449
They'll never get up on the Chiefs D. It will look more like the Seahawks Broncos super bowl. The Texans offense will get blasted off the field

>>146725460
Cunt

>>146725119
>14 win team is 15th out of 32
Well damn, they sucked their last 2 games but still.

>>146724946
>>146725239
>>146725404
Most underrated bit on /sp/ the last 3 years

>>146725452
Czechoslovakia dissolved more than 30 years ago

and between Slovakia and Czechia
which is the most anti-USA and anti-American football?

>>146725479
You can't call me that

>>146725515
Their hate for the NFL is probably the only thing that unites them anymore.

>>146725499
>3 years
It's been 12 wake up son

>>146725479
what the FUCK?! i hope you get fired from your DEI consulting job

>>146725538
Just ignore the zoomer newfag

>>146725546
who is your favorite quint? which team is your favorite? who do you want to win tomorrow? who do you think will win tomorrow?

>goes out without travis

not like this kelcebros..not like this

>>146725569
She is a coke fiend

>>146725211
>>146725489
Behind 3 teams that didn't even make the playoffs and another that got completely eviscerated

>>146725567
we play sex golf and they say their birthday and low score wins

>>146725532
I'd rather stay in Slovakia

>>146725569
she looks so fucking old. hag hag hag

>>146725587
She looks like shes worth 2 billion dollars

I look like Blake when the Chiefs are playing

>>146725589
You just know he beats the shit out of Taytay when the cameras are off

>>146725562
Cute. HOWEVER, you must perish.

>>146725589
women secretly found this very hot

>>146725567
the one with the green bow

>>146725538
I don't remember him posting the "what is a league that i can support that isn't racist" bait everywhere pre 2022 personally but maybe I'm forgetting

>>146724915
Who the fuck BBQs or even says mutton?
You know who says mutton? Guys with hipster beards who buy craft beer and post about it on r*ddit

>>146725515
Slovakia is definitely the most anti USA but the Czech Republic absolutely loathes the NFL. Not that they're fans of either but liking one of the other may be the difference between getting a vodka bottle smashed on your head or getting sodomized by a fence post.

>>146725611
THOSE NUGGIES!!!!!!!!

>>146725589
could you imagine if anyone but taylor swift’s boyfriend did this? travis primate over here

>>146725667
kek

How many first ballot HOFers do the Chiefs have on their team as of now?
Mahomes, Kelce, Jones, Andy Reid, Joe Thuney, so 5 for sure. Are there others?

>>146725674
hopkins after winning the bowl

>>146725674
three of those are not FIRST ballot hof

>>146725680
Good call, but I mean before then
>>146725696
Not interested

>>146725674
you forgot one

kd knows ball..

basado

Anyone else feeling a major energy shift?

>>146725725
why are all NBA stars plastic Ellen Degeneres/The Rock types

>>146725730
What is the fast food chain where people who hate the NFL, hate American football and hate the Super Bowl eat?

>>146725725
Based

>>146725725
I've noticed a consistent element in his picks

>>146725765
Oh no. Timmy's clenching his fists

>>146725753
cope

>>146725765
You fucking racist Coward

>>146725668
lol thanks anon

>>146725765
All have white HCs. Good noticing anon

>>146725447
I just learned that Kentucky specializes in Mutton. Honestly sounds good.

>>146725783
KFC has already lost any respect and pleasure I may have had for it.

What would you guys say are the chances of at least one of the Chiefs, Lions, or Eagles losing?

>>146724915
zoomies born AFTER 18-1 will be allowed to post here in 2 weeks and will be legal too

>>146725826
Chiefs 0, Lions 50/50, Eagles 30/70 (to lose)

>>146725826
80+%

>>146725826
50/50. it either happens or it doesn't

>>146725719
my reffies :)

>>146725843
Not how that works

>>146725826
I think the Eagles are the most likely of those 3 to lose their game. They probably won't tho

>>146725857
yeah it is

>>146725826
Upsets are much less likely in the playoffs. I like what the Rams have going on though. Chiefs and Lions should be gimmes.

The Ravens have looked unstoppable over the second half of the season, dominating the Steelers 28-14 in the Wild Card round. They ran for an incredible 299 yards against one of the league’s best defensive units, with who else but Derrick Henry leading the charge.

Baltimore has destroyed playoff-bound teams this season and have won their last five games by 14 points or more. To put it simply, they are and have been the hottest team in the NFL for some time

>>146725818
Costa Ricans eat bugs

>>146725674
Butker after his career is over and he's smashed almost every regular and post season field goal record

>>146725818
>Claims to hate the US
>Spends time on an american website browsing an NFL thread
>Has willingly eaten Kentucky Fried Chicken
You are an Ameriboo, anon. I havent watched a single Costa Rican sport, posted on a costa rican website, nor eaten at a costa rican restaurant.

>>146725783
>>146725891
Popeyes will always be better. Churches has improved their chicken too.

>>146725895
Oh you're right. Would he not have enough for first ballot right now?

Whataburger vs Panera
Five Guys vs Little Caesars
In N out vs Cheesecake Factory
Crab Cakes vs Chicken Wings

>>146725909
He probably would but I'd imagine even the greatest kickers still go in the bitch section at the NFL HOF

>>146725929
i just hope everyone has a good time

>>146725929
>Whataburger vs Panera
Never had whataburger to 5 guys
>Five Guys vs Little Caesars
five guys
>In N out vs Cheesecake Factory
never had in n out so cheesecake
>Crab Cakes vs Chicken Wings
Wings

>>146725929
>Little Caesars
I can't think of any pizza chain worse that LC

>>146725929
i love slop food so f much bros

I want to know everyone's picks for the four games. No pussyfooting with spreads. Give me your outright picks
>HOU at KC
>WAS at DET
>LAR at PHI
>BAL at BUF

>>146725929
love all of them
>t. Eddie Lacy

>>146725960
marcos

>>146725970
kek Mr. All of the Above

>>146725966
Kc
Lions
Rams
Ravens

>>146725929
Whataburger
5 Guys
In n Out
Wangz

>>146725966
KC
WAS
LAR
BUF

I will say I'm a Chiefs fan for full disclosure

>>146725826
Eagles I guess. Don't know why everyone is doubting Detroit as if this is their first time. The Commies wining is possible, but not a given

>>146725966
KC
DET
LAR
BUF

>>146725966
chiefs
lions
eagles
bills

>>146725966
KC
DET
LAR
BUF

I guess my only "hot take" is BUF over BAL but whatever, I think Allen will be on fire.

>>146725966
KC
DET
LAR
BAL

>>146725966
KC
DET
PHI
BAL

>>146725906
I'm sad to say it but Popeyes aren't half as good as they used to be.

>>146725929
Whataburger
5Guys
Cheesecake
Chicken Wings

>>146725998
Based chalk chad

>>146725966
Houston
Detroit
Phi
Buf

>>146725929
Road teams roll

>>146725993
5 degree wind chill in Buf

>>146725966
Reffies
Reffies
Reffies
Reffies

>>146725960
it taste so so good when you ain’t got a bitch up your ear telling you it’s nasty

>>146726039
Slut

>>146725929
whataburger
five guys
in n out
wings

>>146726034
now this man right here knows ball

>>146724915
1 more year until the next update

>>146726039
>Not the Rasm
lol

>>146726050
Also slut

Winter Storm Demi Expected To Bring Snow To Northeast Cities

Philly expected to get several inches of snow during the playoff game Sunday afternoon

>>146725960
Sbarros. Whole business plan is, "no one else is retarded enough to try to put a pizza restaurant in a mall so we have no competition."

>>146726050
Time for raep

Good guys
>lions
>bills

Bad guys
>chiefs
>eagles
>ravens
>rasm

>>146726063
I hope everyone in the stadium dies of frostbite

>>146726070
Still not getting your reddit bowl

>>146726063
3 based winter games and in between that I have to watch the lions play in a rundown expo center

>>146726081
Quit being a faggot goodell, Ill quit bringing up at how you pee'd your pants at my twerp's bar mitzva

isnt pittsburgh super cold as well?

>>146726000
Last time I had it, I thought it was great. I love their biscuits especially.

>>146726055
Reems Bitch Philthy in the 'yoffs
Snow game means Hurts is throwing for 30 yards lol stafford is a beast in snow

>>146726070
Vikings should be hoping the Lions beat the Bills in the Superbowl so they're no longer tied for team with most Superbowl without winning.

>>146726094
lel. the reddit tundra

>>146726047
Why cant Tomlin ever have his guys ready to play at the beginning of the game? the steelers have been outscored 66-0 in the first quarter of the steelers' last 5 playoff games

>>146725966
HOU
DET
LAR
BUF

Why can't we talk about what food we eat while watching the game more often? This place suddenly becomes civilized.

>>146726109
Why are the Chargers and Rams allowed to have the exact same uniform

>>146726103
technically yes, but all that molten steel keeps them quite toasty :^)

>>146726086
You thought that I really left? All of this time............

>>146725783
That's cute.
But for me it's...

>>146726120
Nice try, but the NFL isnt some giant advert for food..

Chiefs Eagles rematch this year
Chiefs Niners 3match next year

How do you react?

>>146726152
I quit watching NFL

>>146726152
Don't watch again and just shitpost like usual.

>>146726120
Taco salad tomorrow. Gotta stop on the way to my parent's house tomorrow to get lettuce and Doritos. If I go over on Sunday too I'm thinking about doing steak fajitas.

>>146726175
Better than Jake Moody

>>146725929
For me, it’s the McChicken

>>146726175
>guy on the right
Kek

>>146726164
Liar

Wendys football jersey is litty

>>146726198
born male

>>146726120
I caved to a whopper whopper whopper ad a couple of weeks ago. The cheese wasn't even melted on my burger but it was pretty good. The tomato was pretty thick, which I like on a burger

>>146726152
Nothing could be more like my desire.

>>146724915
Weird not to include Georgia, not that I think they’re the best. Still more well known nationally than Alabama I’d say.

>>146726183
Lol

haven't ate in 4 hours

>>146726206
Hm it actually is

>>146726206
Pigtails on the shoulders is good design

Pick 5 or 6 to put in the Hall of Fame.

Chiefs are going to have a "fluke" loss to the Texans so the Bills or Ravens don't beat them in the championship game at arrowhead. Like a runningback fumble when the Chiefs are trying to get a 1st down to end the game.

>>146726306
Kuechly
Gates
Eli
Suggs
Smith Sr.
Vinatieri

>>146726306
Jared Allen
Antonio Gates
Eli Manning
Adam Viniatieri
Reggie Wayne

>>146726306
Anderson
Jared Allen
Gates
Vinatieri
Holt
Fred Taylor deserves to go too but he won't. Everyone ahead of him on the all-time rushing list is.

>>146726175
It's always funny when coaches chimp out

>>146725020
Pretty bomb Korean bbq. There’s also Texas transplants that being the brisket smoking techniques

>>146726306
Vinnie, Eli, Suggs, Steve Smith, Tory Holt, Jared Allen

>>146726351
Fred Taylor will get in but probably not til he's in his 60s.

lions are the best team in the league, and jet’s pizza is the best chain pizza in the country try

>>146726306
Yanda, Vinatieri, Kuechly, Holt, Gates, Evans.

>>146726110
The Vikings catch so much shit if the Lions win the Super Bowl. They get a demotion in their franchise’s standing as they will clearly be the worst NFC North team. What’s preventing people from looking at them in the same context as the Cardinals, Chargers, etc. is that they haven’t been the worst team in their division from a success standpoint. The Lions are ancient and have never even stumbled their way into playing in a SB. If the Vikings are the only one in their division to not have one, they will be viewed below the Lions and in the second worst tier of nfl teams, only above the Browns, Jags, and Texans. Additional shit points for being the newest franchise of the 4 nfcn teams, which they don’t get flack for, because they’ve played in 4 owls and are generally one of the best regular season teams.

>put it back in my ass, its the only hole with any feeling left!
kind of a self defeating thing to say because the only thing that will wilt a cock faster than that is looking into the ark of the covenant, and i assure you my cock not only wilted but turtled up inside my pelvis thinking about the leagues of dick and bad decisions that must have led to you thinking that was an acceptable statement.
i know it sounds hypocritical of me since im the most incorrigible whoremonger this side of the mississippi but bitches need to start taking like even 10% less dicks per day and i think the impact on their health and society as a whole would be noticeable. think about it, thats just one less dick on average for most women, even your mom who i swear to fuck will die in her sleep if you ignore this post
anyway go toxins

>>146726428
As a Lions fan I too know the drawbacks of taking too many dicks, but I just can't stop.

>>146725020
There is good BBQ but it's usually brought over from other places, you can find Texas style, Tennessee etc.. but the home grown IMO is Hispanic Carne asada wich is skirt steak and Korean BBQ which both are completely different from middle America

>>146726306
Eli should not be in the hall. The Giants 2007 playoff run should be. I don’t view 2011 in the same way, even though it was also very impressive.

Gunna Ram those Philly buttholes
Ram ram ram
Ramming all the Philly buttholes red and sore
Ram ram ram RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM

There are no good guys left in the playoffs but as long as the choofs lose I'll be happy

you guys ever heard the song “ram ranch”?

>>146726105
My local chains might just be trash. You could legitimately kill someone with the hockey pucks they call "biscuits"

>>146726510
Skolol
Skolmao, even

>>146726492
Tough luck fag. Keep watching though ya beeyotch.

>>146726480
He won two rings with clutch performances, he should be in. He was overall mid but rings count. Especially considering the teams he won them against

>>146726306
Steve Smith
Torry Holt
Jared Allen
Adam Vinatieri
Antonio Gates

>>146726480
I believe there's only 1 other eligible qb with 2+ rings that isn't in the hall so I think that stamps his ticket along with 18-1 and being a Manning. Big Ben is probably going to get in too. If Lamar wins another MVP he'll probably get in without winning another playoff game. Eli was painfully mediocre most of his career outside of those 2 playoff runs but prestige and the "nfl story" will win out.

>>146726508
Red Lobster has great biscuits. The whole franchise can go down in flames for all I care, as long as you can still buy the mix in the grocery store.

Since the niners have the easiest schedule next year (nfcs, afcs, 4th place) and are going to pull a Vikings, what’s the best way to irk the fan base? Calling them frauds?

>>146726585
Posting Brock Purdy's stats when the team is trailing or the weather isn't perfect.

>>146726585
Wrong pic, my bad

>>146726585
The Texans and Jaguars will both be good teams next season

>>146724915
is american football just black and white sport? Ive never seen browns playing in this sport

>>146724962
at least he's White

>>146726598
My joshie is so based, if he wasn't white and had a HoFer coach nobody would ever talk about mutthomes.

>>146726602
Aaron Hernandez was pretty good

>>146726600
Is the prince still a thing? Can t law do it?

>>146724966
i think they call it necklacing there

>>146726553
>>146726566
The two rings are above average. Beating the undefeated Patriots and the 2011 Packers are insane. It’s just tough to get past the fact in any given season he was never a top 5 qb, because he played in the time of Rodgers, Big Ben, Brees, Brady, and his brother.

>>146726631
the endgame is to get those silver things and he has two and was a big reason why in both. dude can have 20tds and 200ints outside those two seasons and it shouldn't matter

Any hot takes for the upcoming offseason? Who’s dick is getting sucked as much as Caleb’s was on here

>>146725826
The Eagles are going down so fucking hard and I don't know why nobody thinks this. McVay brutally, brutally mogs Sirianni and Stafford is infinitely more clutch than Hurts. The team with the better coach and quarterback usually wins

See ya fags tommorrow when the chiefs lose. Gnite

Hey anons, just letting you know that I am playing NFL films music and its what you all should do before a weekend like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p30QHbD8018

Rammies :)

>>146726602
Samoans and Polynesians are known for being good at football

Tua Tagovailoa
Puka Nauca
Vita Vea
Penei Sewell
Haloti Ngata
Junior Seau
Troy Polamalu
Kevin Mawae

Three first round picks last draft
Taliese Fuaga
Laiatu Latu
Troy Fautanu
Next in 2ndR was Kingsley Suamataia

>Samoans are 56 percent more likely than any other ethnic group to make it to the professional level

>>146726614
>Can t law do it?
He tries to hero ball a lot which is where his turnovers happen but quite frankly I don't blame him for playing like that. His offensive coordinator is one of the worst I've ever seen, and the Jaguars stopped playing for Doug Pederson a year and a half ago.

He won't ever be Andrew Luck but the Jaguars can definitely win with him. Arm talent wise Lawrence is a top 5-8 guy to me, he just needs to be told what to do by someone who knows what they're talking about and he hasn't had that

>>146726691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3A-W61Ht54

>>146726667
Yours big boy
*Sucks cock lovingly as my cock throbs and twitches*

>>146726708
More like Top 40

>>146726118
Because he's a shit-tier strategist and any opposing team with a competent coaching staff knows what Shittsburgh is going to do and is ready to counter it.

The Steelers are eternally fucked until they admit Mr. "same number of super bowl wins as Mike McCarthy" is in over his head and has been for about ten years. They're the Cowboys East. Stuck in the past, always okay, never actual contenders

>>146726710
1:40 yESH!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UhEUZjBXbg&t=1s

>>146726732
Where would that put Herbert and Allen since they both have losing records to the Lawrence Jaguars?

Why shouldn't Eli be in the hall of fame? Two rings is more impressive than MVP awards. More impressive than anything Lamar has done

>>146726791
another favorite, was also used in the old school Spiderman cartoon series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzk5_41q7A

America's team

anyone else used to watch all the superb owl highlights the weekend before the next owl?
i'd start Friday afternoon and watch nonstop other than sleep up until the next kickoff
too many bowls now, gotta start after championship week eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_inTQVsHK7A

>>146726802
Herbert: choker, #40
Allen: winner, #1

I just saw this year's script
>Chiefs beat the Lions for the threepeat
>Kelce has 2 TDs, including the game winner late in the 4th quarter
>he wins MVP
>while he's celebrating Taylor Swift joins him on the field, where he proposes to her

>>146726815
the feels of a 70's season, very NFL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDT3aewUld4

I honestly view Eli as a better qb than Lamar because won two rings

It is January my frens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA4xWXjZz3E

passing tds aren’t a qb stat. rushing & passing & receiving are though

the only qb stat is wins

Tomorrow the Chiefs dynasty ENDS

Have we got anything decent like these over the last decade?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35LPB9BGe-0

I thinking about getting some chicken tacos for tomorrow's games. Haven't had Mexican in a minute.

>>146726864
Good to see Tommy Nobis, Rod Shoate, Robert Brazile, and Mike Curtis included in the pics.

>>146726804
He will be in the hall of fame.
The real question is: should Phillip Rivers be in the HoF? Dan Fouts is so why not Rivers?

Might as well just throw every slightly above average qb into the hall
Matt Ryan, Cam Newton, Matt Stafford, you all get to be in the hall!

>>146726607
>surname has more than two vowels
>white
pick one

>>146726998
Stafford makes it to a second and is probly in
look at some of the other shitters in, he stomps them
end of the day hall of fame a shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H7PxZxxZc

why has this been ignored?
this is the best part of the entire season and it gets blocked by commercials
I don't care what the faggots say on the stage, i want to see all the players reaching for it as it approaches the promenade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArEUt5RBHa0

would see a nice cross of this for scoring plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuPi4z6jldo

>>146725368
they dip it in ketchup too

>>146725368
Si

heres joy, with the

let me die
all i wanted was somebody that cared

is this an accurate depiction of the average niners fan?

>>146727231
aye

What does this mean for the Lions?

>>146727231
That's a fucking jump scare don't click that shit bros

If Mahomes, Goff, Allen, or Jackson had to play on the 24 Redskins, they miss the playoffs
If Daniels had to play on the Chiefs, Lions, Bills, or Ravens, those teams would still dominate their conferences
MVP

>>146727231
spoiler that shit

>>146727276
i worry the stick fag will die when deal with shite

>>146727249
The Lions actually blew out their opponents so it's not comparable.

>>146727276
pretty sure the bills were irrelevant for 20 years and looking at that roster it'd be 25 without allen

>>146727276
All of those QBs would carry the Commanders to the playoffs, except maybe Goff.
What even is this meme? the Commanders have a good roster

Ready for some football tomorrow?

get ready for this bussy tomorrow

It's the real niggah hours

>>146727231
needs more face tats

Dan Campbell touches me at night.

>>146727428
based Mrs. Campbell

Eagles own this league like black dick owns white pussy.

>>146727435
say you're a lifelong Tennessee Titans fan

lamar jacksons face makes me have racist thoughts.

farted

should the nfl season only be 7 weeks long?

It's almost time for the Chiefs to host the AFCCG again mr fartman

>>146725472

They are already training Noah Grey

Kelce will retire after the three-peat to be Taylor's husband and star in buddy cop movies

>>146727520
WC Winners: Bills, Ravens, Texans, Falcons, Packers, Commanders
DIV Winners: Chiefs over Bills, Ravens over Texans, Lions over Packers, Commanders over Falcons
CONF Winners: Chiefs over Ravens, Lions over Commanders
SB: Chiefs over Lions

>>146726834

based

Anyone else think Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show is going to be incredibly cringeworthy?

Rap is already horrible live and boomers certainly aren't into Kendrick of all people. Add on top of that stale Drake beef and lame divisive racial politics...seems like it'll go over horribly

>>146726834
this was literally what they said last year's would be. choofs fans are so fucking annoying

>>146727640

It's actually happening this time. Western civilization will be saved as birth rates skyrocket after they get married and have kids, leading us to avoid a South Korea incel society and create a new industrial revival in America.

You gay faggots should get on board

>>146727520
>Bears
>Colts
Gross
>>146727624
Kendrick's segment of the Dre and Snoop one was the worst part
For a rap halftime show I want Outkast

>>146727662
i wish choofs fans stopped existing. the world would be so much better

I'm drunk

>>146726480
This is correct. At his peak he may have been the 8th best QB in the league.

good thing the games start soon Ive been up all night

>>146726701
What do they even feed these guys?? I thought island nations were poor af

>>146727249
The AFC East also played the AFC South this season and didnt fare nearly as well. Lions, Vikings, and Packers also went a collective 11-1 against the NFC West, and swept their respective opponents from he NFCS and NFCE. Dumb argument desu.

>>146726834
Based

>>146727788
Nice. I’m on a damp January , 4 drinks only
>still medically an alcoholic since I drank at all

>>146727962
Damn classic Herbert win. Did they hang the banner?

>>146727788
based

>>146726834
this but the bills and Josh Allen. the swifty part is correct regardless

What will be the cope among Chiefs fans when the Texans not only pull off the upset, but dominate them?

>>146728001
Wish you the best anon. Lent is starting soon so I'm getting drunk af for now

Looking forward to seeing how queefs post-season ends tonight bros

>>146724937
I have sympathy for the lions but the fambase acts just like the chiefs fanbase except they havent won anything

Should I go to the store when it opens and prep a spread or will these games all be shitters too?

>>146728086
trvthnvke

>>146728133
Only the best for Tay, go big anon

>>146728077
>Only 4 for 6 thus far
Uh, Chuckybros???

>>146728178
>picks the bucs because hes biased
>picks the chorgers because no one really expected herbert to shit the bed as badly as he did
its passable for now

>>146728073
Oof good luck with that one. I hated lent, my old man would stop smoking and become an insufferable rage machine. Hop on my bike after school and wouldn’t show my face until sundown. Good times

I should bet a lot of money on the chiefs winning right? I mean it's obviously rigged for them to win this.

>>146728195
As they say, bet life changing money

>>146726667
there won't be one from the draft
closest thing will be Daniels like how an embarrassing amount of posters were calling Love and Stroud top 5 QBs

>>146728195
better just wait to bet on them the next round odds will be better

>>146728188
Props to your dad for having guts to do that. I hate not being able to drink but waking up in the morning not feeling hungover is worth it. I've been doing it for the last 3 years.

>>146726667
The draft is dogshit. Not a single game changer available. League will more or less stay the same. Only qb drama might have been Darnold but he flamed out ignominiously at the end. I guess the size of Turdys contract but like I said it won’t change much of anything one way or another

>>146728229
arent there supposed to be a couple decent o-line prospects coming out this year?

>>146728195
Always bet on White

>>146728195
The white man will march on

>>146727962
Chargers dominated this game from start to finish didn't they

>>146728195
Bet your mum's house and hock all of her shit for it.

Looking back, the 2018 QB draft class was pretty damn good. I'd say top 10 all time, maybe even top 5.

>>146728511
>lamar, allen, mayfield, and darnold*
pretty good desu

>>146728511
even if they end up ringless MVP stackers I'm glad Jackson and Allen proved a lot of dorks wrong. Mayfield too to a lesser extent

>retards still think allen is mvp

:/

>>146728596
why did the artist moisturise lamars skin so heavily

>>146728511
>Josh Rosen
That includes me r-right?

>>146728602
dey did white wash on our boi

allen vs lamar

Taylor Swift camera shots
7.5 O/U

>>146728596
i like my lamoo but here's a real comparison

queefs will LOSE today

>>146728205
Ooh yeah sophomore slump is going to break his buddy in half… speaking of which, will Gayleb and thro pix have slumps too?

Worst thing about last off season was the mahomo fag inserting him into every conversation… fuck that, not listening to that again

>>146728715
no

>>146728842
Texans are like this but the opposite

>>146728864
the panthers, jags, reconstituted browns, and texans were a mistake

>>146725826
100% because all 3 are going to lose

>>146728896
109 total seasons no championships and two appearances

>>146728896
eliminate 2 of them
realign teams back to 3 divisions per conference

Flu is kicking my ass royally.
The Commanders @ Lions game starts in 13 hours right?
Im legit out of my mind on fever and meds

>>146729088
yes

>>146729088
Just spray disinfectant down your throat

>Look..
*inhales sharply*
>The Kansas City Chiefs are like a 43 year old woman with two kids. Sure they may still LOOK appealing with a bit of makeup and know how to suck dick but do you really want to spend the rest of your life with them?
*shakes head dismissively*
For me? I want the goth e girl with a fat ass who'll call me daddy. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the Baltimore Ravens. I'd ride or die with a girl like that forever. I'd do a big cum everyday and that's ong fr
*smiles blissfully*
>Joy with the goons

>>146729043
i miss the central division so much. it was funny watching the jags regularly wreck the steelers

>>146729270
I remember both Ohio shitters beings even bigger geeks than they are. they were 9-47 when they didn't play each other in 1999-2000

What the FUCK did JJ mean by this?

Weather update for Orchard Park[Buffalo]
>Rain through out the day today
>On game day it'll be in the teens for most of the day
>About an inch or two of snow around the 2nd/3rd quarter of the game.
>10 to 15mph winds
It's gonna be a slip and slide game. Ground is gonna be frozen to shit thanks to the cold, and the snow will make getting a grip on an already frozen field a nightmare.

>>146729190
Isn't it monday over there by now? You've been here all weekend midge.

>>146729396
why are the balls in front of the dick?

>>146729408
Don't they have turf heating

>>146724915
>No Santa Barbara barbecue but Alabama has a style
Southerners are so spiteful they really think adding Horseradish is better than wrapping it in foil.

>>146729270
Jesus christ grandpa

>>146729438
Their shitty pigslop is all they have, please be nice

>>146729430
Nope. That's one of the things being added at the new stadium.

>>146729456
I thought they werent

>>146728715
>warm weather team playing in KC during January
Its already over for them. Its not as cold as the Dolphins game last year but these northern winds are fucking brutal.

>>146729408
>changes significantly for the 10th time
bozo fortune tellers when it actually matters

>>146729483
strouds a fairweather cuck as is for a QB too

>>146729474
They are switching out the turf for real grass. Supposedly theirs heating elements under the field alongside irrigation channels to make it easier to get ready for gameday.

>>146729485
Lake Erie tends to be that way. Two inches of snow can become a foot of snow if the right conditions are met on the lake. Grew up in Hamburg, and their were many days of having to goto school with half a foot of snow because Lake Erie decided to throw some lake effect.

>>146729507
I know they built it to kill all the wind too which is what makes these gamesbwhat they really are. not going to be nearly as rough to play there down the stretch

>>146729516
fair point but Philly's changed about 3 times too

>>146729456
Hahaha bastards. Guess yacht fuel isn't cheap.

>>146727624
it's a minstrel show put on by a Mossad asset and sexual predator (Jay-Z). Of course it's going to be cringeworthy.

>>146729546
Why would our corporate masters have any interest in the biggest entertainment event on the planet? Lol get a grip

>>146729451
Why should I? The national guard had to beat them up because they were having a temper tantrum because a black girl tried to go to class.
Did you know that the SEC teams couldn't play the Rose Bowl for a long time because the City of Pasadena refused to let segregated teams play in the Rose Bowl?
Maybe they should try being nice?

>>146729570
Just let the secede

>>146729408
>a slip and slide game
my stepdad and i used to play this
havent seen him in awhile

>>146726920
Not even how it works idiot

>>146729637
*rhythmic clapping intensifies*

I'm ready for the games today

>>146727243
S tier

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>146724937
How are the Bills not good guys?
Also, how do they stack up against Blackimore?

>>146729733
The Bears? Why

Mahomes... escapes... Kelce WIDE OPEN
*cuts to Taylor Swift*
and there's someone who's really happy Troy

>>146729741
>how do they stack up against Blackimore?
They booty blasted the Bills 35-10 earlier this season

>>146725674
Sneed

>>146729778
thats good for baltimore because no team has ever beaten a team in the playoffs after losing to them in the reg

Which one of you is this? Wheres Mexicanon?

I'm going to drive into oncoming traffic today. Thinking a Tesla so we both explode on the spot.

>>146724946
a shithole like Russia, you will feel at home

>>146729919
just go chug some liquor drunky

Bros, I just want to say I’m excited for today’s games.
God bless America, handegg and Donald Trump.

>>146729088
take a midol

>>146729088
Drink a shot of pickle juice mixed with hot sauce, and then chug a liter of water. Afterwards use some fisherman friend mints to open your lungs up.

>>146729919
Cringe

im sick of talking about bbq. sick of talking about refs. i just want ball

Worth a cheeky bet on the Texans or is there no chance?

whats the best way to cook a burger?

Filthy goes down tomorrow

>>146729408
Can someone who's familiar with Allen, Lamar, Henry, and Buf's defense say how they think this will impact the game? Although of course weather predictions aren't entirely reliable.

>>146730058
it means theres gonna be more running

>>146730058
Both Lamar and Allen play well in adverse conditions. Buffalo's Defense is fully healthy, which it wasn't in Week 4, and as far as I'm aware of, same can be said for Baltimore.

It really will come down to the defensive lines holding up and not getting injured on the frozen turf.

>>146730038
you already know the answer

inshallah, azeez shall crash into mahomes knees like a jet into the twin towers

>>146730047
a crispy smashed burger of course. american or or your choice of cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo. with fries or tater tots in an air fryer if you have one

>>146729759
kino

Would teams rather play in the cold like Green Bay or heat and humidity in Miami

>>146730120
how do i get a gf like this as an aging White man?

high of 71 degrees and loud is the forecast for detroit

>>146730058
Allen couldn't be more used to it. Henrys upright running style is made for it if there's snowfall. Jacksons never played below 27 and don't think any significant snowfall. It's hard to tell because a little extra wind or snowfall would really change the dynamics

>>146730145
>dome
cringe

>>146729778
Looks like they're very evenly matched if you look at season point differentials and yards per game on offense and defense. Mistakes, foombles, dropped passes, and reffies might be the deciding factors.

>>146730135
you dont

>>146730110
i tried doing this in my cast iron but it came out burnt and dry. i think i suck at cooking.

it's almost football time

people think its josh vs lamar but its really henry vs cook
big ass freight train vs a literal twink

>>146730135
>aging White man
Best you can do is a flip bride

>>146730161
dome babies disgust me. wear a jack you fucking cowards

>>146730223
No one is built to be out in freezing cold weather. Whitoids are actually insane

Why are Zoomies like this?

>>146730220
my goal in life is to retire in the philippines and marry a single mother

16-3 after today boys

>>146730220
i have and make good money tho

>>146730281
you can have an uggo white girl take all your money or a hot young asian take all your money
pick one

>>146730047
Bit of Salt, bit of black pepper, garlic if you want it to taste richer, cumin if you want to make it more savory.
I like a 5-6 OZ patty, but there's nothing wrong with going a little bigger or smaller.
I usually do mine on a cast iron pan, but you can really do it in any pan it doesn't matter, melt a bit of butter onto the pan, let the pan heat up get covered in melted butter.
3 minutes on the first side, flip it 3 minutes on the other side, for one of those minutes melt the cheese on the burger. grill some onions for about a minute in the remnant grease and put those on top of the burger.

>>146730135
You pay her by the hour

>>146730218
maybe but Allen will still throw 30 times regardless

we’re all getting fueled up on ham sandwiches before the detroit game tonight

>>146730247
My bro and I make this joke to each other all the time

>>146730247
there's no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothing

literally, wear a jacket

>>146730253
>single mother
lol, why?


>>146730281
did you order her?

>>146730387
Wrong
There is nothing redeemable about freezing rain

>>146730407
experience what its like to have kids without actually having kids. if it sucks ill try to power through it, if it really sucks ill just bail lmao. also marriage in that country means nothing, alimony and child support dont exist. ill wander the beaches and cities until i die of a heart attack and get eaten by stray dogs.

Lamar and Henry have foombled 9 times this, lost 5.
Allen and Cook have twice, losing none.

It's cold outside
Not lolphins cold but these queers from Houston won't like it

>>146730297
ill take the asian thanks

>>146730299
cumin this bussy

>>146729570
>because a black girl tried to go to class.
Yea, public schools have been in GREAT shape ever since!

>>146730260
this winter seems pretty damn cold to be fair. it's about to snow in the houston area on tuesday.

>>146730260
in the NE this winter has been pretty fucking cold and getting worse

>>146730430
are you unfamiliar with the concept of an umbrella?

>>146724915
>vinegar base
Literally why? Anyway, I think I like KC MO the best

>>146730650
get ready for coldpocalypse ‘25 starting tomorrow

>>146730677
i know, I need to get my doggo a coat today

>>146730616
The same people that had a tantrum about the black girl going to class had another tantrum and defended all their public schools. Literally the toddler that breaks their toys rather than have to share them.

>>146730675
the thin vinegar sauce goes nicely with chopped whole hog
kc sauce is sugar. they use it to cover up the taste of bad meat becuase they dont know what theyre doing

>>146730711
arent you breaking sabbath by posting here today, rabbi?

>>146730345
ham sucks

>>146730616
Those famously great pre-60s Southern Public Schools.
You guys are stupid no matter how you divide up the kids.

>>146730711
>defended
*defunded

Why does pussy make you do dumb shit

>>146730669
>Everything is coated in a sheet of ice
>Just use an umbrella bro
Are you retarded

>>146730746
we're literally genetically hardwired to simp

New >>146730794

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>>146730827
>>146730827
>>146730827

>>146725826
About 50%

>>146725048
Male