we're here

This is the thread

mavs suck

>>146697477
Fuck earlyfags

>Nugs 20 points behind
yuck

based

Jokic lost so the europoors with seethe

Yo is Jokic balding?

RIP....

>>146697510
Speaking of which Bulgaria has been missing for 2 months. It’s alarming.

oh shit this is crazy, we smokin on that earlyfag for real

posting in the REAL thread

>>146697477
>people choose the non earlyfag thread
So /nba/ was just choosing to be retarded?

>Sengooner taking shots not within 5 ft of the rim
>Sengooner giving turnovers
>Sengooner fouling like a retard
Bro isn’t making the Allstar game

ayo speak nigga LMFAO >>146697371

Really sucks how the Mavericks lost, even the announcers said it was goaltending

>>146697536
Houstonfags told me he was the next Jokic…

please let lebum go into the 4th with <10 points and comically jack up trash desperately trying to keep his 10 point streak alive like he did against the jazz and suns

>>146697541
I think Skitz is the one earlyfagging. Him and Pistol Pete poster.

my wuffs woke up

proud of you /nba/

For my Balkan bros, the girl I’m seeing is Albanian. Her dad wants to kill me because I’m black but he hasn’t said it yet.

>>146697523
Computers running Vista from 2005 don't run on trees anon... His village still has a lot more money until they can afford a new computer for him.

Can't wait for this glorious Warriors collapse

>>146697546
When he’s actually playing his game, he’s baby Jokic, right now he’s being a retard

>>146697552
Yea it’s skitz
>>146697561

Pistol Pete hasn’t been making threads anymore. Usually he earlyfags.

>>146697563
I know an Eastern European girl who had a baby with a black dude. Her dad cried (out of shame) when he found out she was pregnant.

man if lakies lose i'll be pissed

>>146697562
>>146697532
Based

>>146697570
>right now he’s being a retard
The issue is he does this to often.

>>146697477
KWAB inceltic tried to start xis own /nba/ because the real thread >>146697371 was triggering him so badly

CELTICS LOST TO THE RAPTORS

>it’s an inceltic and heatschizo double loser episode
Based

>>146697579
>half eastern euro half black
A team already has a locker for him.

>>146697589
Nigga your team is about to be just 1 game over 500 and Jimmy Butler is about to hang himself.

>>146697594
>inceltic lost the game
>weapschizo lost the thread war
/nba/ is healing

>>146697589
I don’t care about the inceltics or the raptors, I only care about OPfag earlyfagging

Please call him The Anomaly or Green Mamba

Jimmy Butler was probably in a Diddy Party with LeBeta

Damn Orlando got pooped on, what happened?

>>146697617
>The Anomaly
some celtics fan page called him this and they cooked him in the comments
https://x.com/CelticsUnite18/status/1879375865458688138

>>146697606
LMFAO

>>146697497
Doesn't help that they got robbed tonight.

Minnesota defense is to handcheck people like its the fucking 90s. no I see what the serb was on. he was right

Westbrook a funny monkey fr

>>146697630
that's so embarrassingly cringe
paul pierce got his nickname because of shaq not because some gay fan club voted on it
imagine being more cringe than paul pierce

im the only lakers/celtics fan in existence if they both lose again like a couple weeks ago imma snap

2 Nuggets centers combined with the massive 0 (zero) points contribution

>Jalen Green and Russel Westbrook having small talk in-between freethrows
kek

>>146697563
albanians are beyond mentally ill.

>>146697652
Rajon Rondo...

>>146697662
was good my nigga

>>146697630
>1.2 million views
>only 500 likes
>162 quotes
>top comment cooking him has 1k+ likes
god damn

My white reffie is having a field day on the whistle in this HOU/DEN game

fuck the celshits

JT is too old for a nickname. Bron gave him the perfect one (The Problem) but covid happened and we forgot about it.

Jalen Green MMMMMONSTER SLAM

>>146697673
celtics twitter have been spamming "the anomaly" I think a Boston caster used the nickname as well

>>146697707
what's anomaly about tabum

These nigga playing like they trailing by 1

We have a dunk contest going on in Denver

After this game I might really be TEAM LAVINE..... MPJ what the fuck are you doing bro

>>146697718
He #Different

DeAndre is like nah man I am not getting paid enough to be a starter I'm not even gonna try to dunk tonight

>>146697728
do bulls also have some spare usable center that can shoot?

>>146697724
>Off JaBum turnover
Doesn't count

>>146697718
maybe they meant anal ally and then it auto corrected

nah this is brutal, denver should not be allowed to play without joker

>>146697738
vuc is gettin traded to the Warriors.

>>146697740
Did you see the Jalen Green one tho? Braun also had a pretty good one

Christian Braun is a cold ass honky

>Celtics got blown out by the raptors
So it's confirmed their * is the biggest * in sports history right? It's such an * it shouldn't even be considered an * because even *s could be argued as wins when 2024 doesn't have an NBA champion.

...

>>146697771
watch this and tell me this kid would help a team win a championship and become a key piece later I wouldn't believe you

https://youtu.be/CYLg7TmIW0Y?si=cqPOgNMDLv4vLu33

what do sghomo fans have to say now

Tatum is PG with a chip*

>>146697791
aura man crumbled when we needed him most </3

>>146697766
I meant Cam's dunk is disqualified because it's too easy snatching the ball from Bitchray.

Braun hooping. Murray and WestGOD trying. MPJ it's not looking good for you my boy

>>146697789
https://youtu.be/P-PqtbfywT4?si=d9XPH1nPVEp6kFN8

this video is from a year ago. Zeke looks kinda shit here. why did booth extend him?

>>146697793
It's an insult to the game of basketball to say Gaytum has a chip. Even when you put the * next to it. Gaytum and c*** in the same sentence doesn't fit.

Lebron still trying to hit that 3.

My Celties are playing like dogshit and still second in the east. What's everyone but Cleveland's excuse?

Put Reed in Ime, do it

legendary statline

Apologies Herro I was unfamiliar with your game

>In and out
White boy winter is over...

this nigga Rocky gonna hurt himself one day

wtf cavs thunder tomorrow thank god

Tyler Herro is better than Softson Gaytum

>>146697881
>Hartenstein out
OKC is fucked

>>146697859
Its like when they replaced Martin Sheen in 2.5 men with that dumb fag from 70s show.

Why have the Celtics become so consistently bad?

REED SHEPPARD MINUTES

Nice dunks from Green and Braun
The other one is lame because it's a wide open one from JaBum turnover

>>146697907
idk a team who just won a totally legit championship that wasn't a * suddenly losing to megashitters the following season with no changes is definitely an:
anomaly

Sixers arena empty 7 mins before the game.
https://x.com/PompeyOnSixers/status/1879679865726931313

>nuggies can't even keep up with the Rockets
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
GET FUCKED NUGGERS!!!
THIS IS YOUR "muh legitimate" Contender!??!?!?! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED!
WESTBITCH WILL NEVER GET A RING
JOKIC WILL NEVER WIN AGAINST A 50-WIN TEAM
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

>>146697938
The NBA is a rich mans sport for viewing it live. Second hand tickets and online scalpers has made actually going to a game consistently near impossible for the average fan.

>>146697907
We coasting till playoffs that’s when we will bootyblast all these shit teams

>>146697948
Sorry lil bro. Dont know if youve heard but some Canadian dude already replaced you as the resident Nuggets seether

>>146697981
Qrd why Jokic makes Slavs seethe

Rockets win!!
ggs Nugs
Another good game from the boys. JG continues to be hot. I know this was without Jokic but it was still a solid win nonetheless.

>>146697981
kwab the 5'4 flipanon got his chain snatched

I might be wrong but I don't think Jokic leaving his team to die against higher seeded teams is a good confidence builder

>>146697981
flipmonkey gets replaced by a jeetmonkey
whoever's paying them knows how to save their money, or do they seethe for free?

My Lakies are back

LeBron would be watchable if he wasn't an egomanical chimpanzee that cries like a little girl every chance he gets

Herro needs more help

>>146697477
Best Guards from 1999 to 2006 based on All NBA 1st team votes
490 Votes - Kobe Bryant
362 Votes - Allen Iverson
316 Votes - Jason Kidd
225+ Votes - Tracy McGrady
224 Votes - Steve Nash
157 Votes - Gary Payton

Herro is killing the lakers

How does Miami get all these no name undrafted scrubs to play like stars. Who the fuck is Hayward Highsmith and why the fuck is cardio Gabe so fucking trash

why does the lakers game not ded on topstream?

>>146698023
GG enjoy the win but know it will be much different in the playoffs, with Jokic.
Young Alpy needs to learn much more.

>>146698143
Hayward Highsmith is a top tier 3 and D player. Not his fault you don't know who he is because you fall for Inceltic media propaganda that the entire team is bad.

>>146698141
Chance that from(((time period)) to best guards of all time and the first 2 are accurate. So many people don’t know shit about basketball

>>146698141
>AI is the only one close to Kobe
>Mostly due to 2006 when he scored 81
Still makes me laugh when zoomers try to rewrite history and claim scrubs like Kyrie or Westbrick are on his level when they weren't even on the level of prime T-Mac

>>146698141
respect Steve Nash

Can you guys stop saying the f slur. Its offensive to LGBTIA+

>>146698196
was playing pick up and some kid yelled FAGGOT and everyone playing laughed.

>>146698198
i walked into a popeyes and a bunch of kids were callin each other faggots and i nearly said "based"
that would've been embarrassing

I'm starting to think Shake is a bum.

>>146698174
My guy we have literally signed two former Heat players and they been god awful. Pat voodoo tricks don’t work anymore. The league has caught on most Miami players are system players and god awful everywhere else

>>146698196
Why? I love my faggot friends in the EL Gee Bee Tee

>>146698196
LG TV fags are offensive to God.
Leviticus 20 13

>>146698185
It's because people just look at analytics now

>>146698196
faggot

>>146698231
Serbians barely qualify as humans. Troons qualify more.

We like nbacirclejerk here, right anons?

>>146698245
t. Faggot

>>146698242
Fat incel, die already

Guys I know the Celshits had a bad game against the RapGODS but that doesn't mean you should be making fun of Little Gay Bitch Tatum Is Auraless like that.

>>146698248
You'll never feel the warmth of a woman

>>146698143
Miami lets these nobodies have more autotomy on offense so they can showcase their good aspects. When they go to another team, they are told to just stand in the corner instead of doing what they had success in on the Heat. Jaime on the Heat is allowed to cook in the high post and make decisions to pass or score, but on any other team, he'd be told to do 1 thing and make no decisions on offense.

LeWildfire script

Lakers saved their season if they win this game. This was the same team they lost to by 40+

>>146698254
I refuse to rate the athlete that unimpressed many

Anyway I'm out boo btw SGA is MVP

>>146698260
Says the faggot hyping up troons

We really traded a first for Terryable Rozier

>>146698226
maybe other teams don't have good cardio and practice regimens

>>146698280
Catch this fade then chud. Post address right after my pickup game.

>>146698288
t.you

>>146698283
...because you didn't get Dame.

Herro isn't even taking good shots at this point. They just all go in

>>146698245
Deuteronomy 23

>>146698299
Jokic 3:4

The Gabe revenge game against his old team.

WHY NOT FUCKING PLAY BAM AND WARE TOGETHER? they are so good defensively

Nuggets need to pay for Braun to surgically attach a few inches to his arms to secure their future with him and Pwat. Two WestMEDIORCE42NITE turnovers because he's a trex.

>>146698308
Revenge? Man chased the bag lol

is herro finally a star?

>
Five Reasons Sports
@5ReasonsSports
·
6m
Rozier is now 7 of his last 53 from three.

They need to make this stop.

God this is might be one of the worse trades in our lifetime

>>146698320
And they wouldn't give it to him

>>146698326
Reminder that his is the best player Pat got for Jimmy.

>>146698314
Spo is retarded Lakers can’t shoot and are killing us inside

John 3:16

NAZ REID

>>146698335
I really do like ward. they finally got a 7footer that is not a total knucklehead like whiteside

TankGODS we are so back

>>146698343
Kek

>>146698335
My Lakies are shooting 47% from meme.

>Play pickup with the boys
>Always the best player on the floor
>But my handles are shit compared to how they used to be
How do i fix this?

anyone here watching the warriors game?

honestly I will be ok if the heat just completely went full rebuild and played the young guys. at least try to develop them

>>146698359
>no Sosho
>40 burgered in the THIRD QUARTER
Sosho has the worst supporting cast in the league smdh

>>146698383
You gotta practice. There's no substitute for putting in the time.

What happened to Bam he looks awful, is he silent protesting being forced to be undersized C again?

>>146698385
acting like Jaime and Herro aren't starting lmao

t wolves get so upset with the refs dont allow them to foul while playing defense

Terry Rozier is a basketball terrorist

woofs down by 3 with 20s left
ant misses a 3
kid has no clutch

BetNORMIE went 3-3 tonight btw
>>146691518

do i get to laugh at the warriors or not

REV UP THOSE >CAN'TMANS

>>146698433
thats not break even, he loses money that way because of the vig

GG

curry might retire if they lose

you aight whiteboy maybe next time

what does gobert do

Feels good man

>>146698432
AE can hit the last second 3 now that they're down by 4

why would Steve Kerr call timeout

lmfao kerr

Man Herro needs help desperately. If only Jimmy didn't quit on his team like a bitch.

uhh why?

hang steve kerr

>>146698394
>be great

Damn how did I not think about that by myself?
Thanks for the advice Kawhi

What the fuck was the thought process there Kerr?

disgusting 1st quarter for my wuffs they gotta quit starting like that

my dubs win, 20-20 and we back in the play in (10 seed)

we end our away stretch and we are only 3 games away from the 5th seed. a deadline move + getting Kuminga and Draymond back should secure our playoff spot

the warriors are cooked but the twolves found a way to lose

We are now in the Gui Santos era.

Not gonna lie I'm kinda glad I didn't know we were playing tonight

>>146698501
my warriors are staring Gui Santos and are still in the play in cut us some slack

>outplay the other team for 3 quarters
>doesn't matter because you let them rape you so badly in the 1st
based Timberpuppies

My Lakies won again. I wonder when we'll get that make up Hornets game.

>>146698506
oh my god

>>146698445
is Gori-chan AD

Uh? I thought basketball was big in Brooklyn... What is going on in here?

warriors vucevic trade gonna hit like crack

who the fuck are these created player ass niggas on the nets

aura status?

>>146698506
I ain't watching a Nettie game without Sosho, let alone a televised rape.

>>146698525
everyone in NY cares more about the Knicks.

>>146698532
record lows and dropping

>>146698506
clippers out here farming
kawhi +49 yeesh

>>146698525
Brooklyn is aight but they stole the Nets from NJ plus the Knicks are still the dominant team in NYC overall

>>146698506
Good to see Kawhi starting to play well again

>>146698532
How come he has a tattoo on his hand that says "big douche"

eh rollercoaster heat season

>>146698506
chat is this real

>>146698552
no it's big deuce as in big number 2 or big dookie

“God damn boy. He used to play on my AAU team talking to me like I’m a little ass kid”.

https://x.com/TheWestbrookEra/status/1879738319418097672

silver has to step in. What the nets are trying to do is disgusting

>>146698506
they didn't know they were playin either

I thought I hated KATs post up game down in the block but Randle takes the cake. The guy starts his all the way from the 3 point line trying to back someone down all while refusing to pass and with no real control of his handle. It finally ends in a wild layup attempt.

>>146698616
KAT is an MVP candidate this year.

>>146698597
They noticed the tanking teams won today so they're just trying to make sure that they lose.

Nets really starting a nigga named Clown

>>146698532
shooped, that has to be centel

>>146698532
Can Vanessa Bryant please tell this man to never mention her dead husband again it’s getting sad at this point.

Jimmy Butlers suspension is over

>>146698527
we need to have something to entertain us, damn it.

Clippers bench warmers better get to 60. I'm counting on you Mo Bamba

Zu Alcindor team high +48

>>146698527
I'm trying my best out there breh -_-

Harden really got 20-10 in 20 minutes lmao

>>146698648
FUCK YES

>james harden not begging the coach to let him in to farm the tripl dubl
lebum would never

I know the process when I see it. Drop sanctions on these net niggas

>>146698674
Calling Silver now. Hinkie was publicly executed for less.

Anything less than breaking the 73-point record is a moral loss for the Flippers tbqh

>betslop took the clippers -62
we're in trouble bros

>cloppers falling apart at the end
>no 70 piece
:(

>>146698525
>>146698544
New York already has a team, they removed the New Jersey from the name so no one bothers to make the trip across state lines.
look at how the NFL moved two NY clubs to NJ and kept the name, kept the attendance.
this was all because Jay-Z refused to sign on as an owner unless they changed the name, then he leaves anyway after a few years.
I hate these people so much, they're like anti-sovl.
>>146698677
also they're falling apart and are now owned by the guy who created Alibaba.

For me it's Evbuomwan

Uhhh bros? The biggest blowout in league history was against OKC 3 years ago??? What does this mean for the Nets???

My Netties should still be in Jersey btw

What’s the point of the play in? Serious answers only

>>146698794
to make money

>>146698794
lebron endorsed it

>>146698794
The increase the odds of washed stars like Lebron and Curry making the playoffs.

>>146698790
just gotta change the name back, since infrastructure is still apparently a big reason why they changed arenas.
their old one is still open though, and it used for filming tv shows.

>>146698794
more tournaments = more exclusive deals with networks and sponors = more $$$

https://x.com/WorldWideWob/status/1879771953231528256

jesus wtf

What would happen if a team just decided to not guard curry whatsoever at the 3 point line? Just leave him completely and let him shoot if he wants it? Would it fuck his shit up and he just bricks everything? Or would he score a bunch of points

>>146698899
he drops 101 points

lebron wishes he was on the cavs rn kek!

>>146698885
>A +58 Nest handicap could not win you a bet
Kek

>>146698506
TANKING SUCCESSFUL

>>146698899
60+ minimum.

>>146698899
they did that in the olympics and he got annihilated
until the semis then he single handedly won serbia and france
then lebum got all the credit because lol

>>146697981
my bad for not being present bro.
I was too busy crying over the fact that a white expat transfer in my company started filming and sending me videos of him fucking the girl I have oneitis for at the company

>>146699212
The anomaly, i mean Green Mamba, ladies and gentlemen

>>146697876
KWABAWB

>>146699426
Yuki is a real nigga

>>146699212
Its sad how much the nba pushed him as the new face of the league when he just doesnt have it. Gave him 3 peat all nba first teams, wasnt a top 5 player once in his life. Maybe theyll just accept the wembust era

>>146699212
Boucher got him on the arm here

>>146698143
Not all undrafted Miami players are created equal. Caleb Martin got shipped to Philly and he's still putting up similar numbers to what he did for the Heat

The league was better when there was a clear number 1 villain team and it was PHX

>>146698532
gaytumsisters….

>>146699212
The faggot motherfucker begged the ref for free throws afterwards and was given them

her Ltics

>>146699426
I would cry if yuki was waived

Just booked tickets to my first ever ball game, Nuggets Heat on Friday, 18th row. I'm fucking hyped fellas.

KD legacy game tonight

>shows up against the tankers and hospital teams but misses out on the important momentum games against the Celshits and Rockshits

Jokic slowly turning into Emfraud I'm afraid

>>146700904
Faggot

>>146700904
You will probably watch the game without Jokic.
>>146701008
>played 40 minutes per game since start of the season
>Malone was like we need you to play your ass off to win against tanking Craptors in overtime
>had short rest when his son was born (not real rest because it was certainly exausting with the family and friends)
>got sick around Christmas
>played with a fever because G leaguers collapse and get exposed without him
And now its getting to him.
Cumulative strain, they say "elbow inflamation" but our sports journal says its worse than just some inflamed tendon or joint bone. And I believe it because he routinely played trough such shit before.

>inceltics and cryami got booty blasted yesterday
This general will be REAL quiet now

>>146701109
heat are without their best player and lost to a top 3 all time player, ad and reaves. no shame in that, celshits were fully healthy and gaytum/gaylen only managed to shoot 30% against the worst team in the league

almost like that roster can only win against injured teams with no superstars

Sanic slowly getting his confidence of shooting more, I wish Malone plays him more. DJ can only score dunks.
or even better if they just replace those two.

>>146701108
>played 40 minutes per game since start of the season
that shouldn't be considered a lot. Why are modern players pussies...

are the rockets greens team after all? their baby jokic has been mid lately

>>146701201
Do you watch Nuggets?
He is playing center and ball goes trough him on every attack, and he is playing a physical game in paint against big men on rotation that are usually playing not more than 25 minutes.

Its not like Klay Thompson playing 40 minutes a game.

>MPJ put up 4 shots last night
why is he like this

ja and shai both look the same and they both have big juicy brown pink lips

>>146701272
that's the reason why I wanted Saric to get more gametime when resting Jokic, he's at least adept of playmaking. he's clearly in a slump though and his lack of gametime under Malone hasn't made it any better

>Capture the Flag
Why hasn't the media used this headline yet. I mean do I have to do their fucking job?

>>146701408
M8 I know people with the exact personality type as Saric.
He isn't as bad as he appears, he is much better, but its a situation like when you give some kid to play PES. Players with clear cut qualities like DJ are easy to use. Players like Jokic are also easy to use.
You cannot just slot in Saric as direct replacement to either DJ or Jokic.
Cannot expect the rest of the team to just re-adjust to him.
He is a huge disappointment for me, as you can see in the archive my posts from last summer. I believed he will fit into systems Jokic is playing, like a 80% version of Jokic or at least 70% or something.
He failed in doing that. He should know better, its not like he was brought in last year from Europe.

>>146701468
ive heard that term used thousands of times

VORP being out for a while could be a blessing in disguise if it forces that terrorist Booth to finally trade for a competent center. we gon git ValanGODnas

How do you score 67 points as a team in today’s NBA?

Was Simmons taking all the shots?

>>146702009
He didnt even play in that games which makes it funnier

Just saw Tabum's failed dunk. KWAB

You guys know Gaytum is a pathetic lil punk mulatto, right? No one takes him seriously

>>146702118
I’d love to make fun of him but I just did that in the gym the other day by myself with no one guarding me so I really can’t. Granted I’m 6’1” but still.

"The Anomaly" got his card pulled by a nigga with assburger's and then did what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj8USjWl1gg

>getting Jimmy to do a photoshoot for your new jerseys
Kek

>>146699212
them canadian rims and the metric measurements threw him off
also toronto being the only canadian team is an:
anomaly

R Kelly: Space Jam

>>146702586
why do they all say it?
the last 2k I played was 2k7 on the ps2 and even on there they all said it

>>146702105
Many such cases

>>146702651
Cause you’re a faggot white boy

>>146702693
?
kys

>>146702737
You mad, retarded bitch?

>>146702745
AYE

>>146702745
mad cuz your inbred ass is spewing some bullshit
pay tour taxes, cletud

>>146702754
It’s funny you’re about to cry and can’t type straight

I need a girlfriend. I’ve become the laughing stock of my family. Coming from a traditional household + being the only young male.

>>146702776
incelticsister…

>>146702768
now say AYYYE for me while looking at the ref (janny), AD defense force

>>146702781
Not him but are you white or black?

>>146702781
meltdownm8

>>146702796
this country is 91% black and the only like sports white people here are into are fishing and sailing
make of that what you will
>>146702811
AYE

so the celtics championship really is revoked now that they have been exposed as trying to give their "star player" a forced nickname coupled with him blowing a dunk and crying to the refs about it while getting annihilated by the worst team in the nba right

>>146702821
Grim

>>146702903
God forbid a niggas not a drone like Tatum and has personality

>>146702823
Was a lucky chip, embiid is a meme, jimmy was out, giannis was out, weakest east in the last 10 years, jokic was literally playing by himself, curry was out, lemickey and ad got shit on, kyrie went from top 10 to useless when the series began. Its a chip, they can hang a banner and all that, but it was a very unimpressive championship. Even the disney ring had more to it

>>146702929
Is "has personality" what they're calling it nowadays? I think I prefer the term "this nigga good with colors"

>>146702903
this guy should be mvp because he flops for fts and plays on the best defense. that's just my 2 cents

MVP should always go the best individual season give jokic a team as good as shais and he be sitting at 70 wins or more

>>146703057
Thunder ain't got anyone they a bunch of college players

>>146703057
If this was the case Steve Nash wouldn’t have any MVPs

>>146703088
I dont care enough about steve nash to change my stance

>DeAndre Jordan says 'Many Men' by 50-Cent is Nikola Jokic’s favorite song

>“He knows the words from start to finish.”

>(Via @RunItBackFDTV )

https://x.com/thedunkcentral/status/1879918948747301028?s=46

>>146703057
Which team is best suited for Jokic?

>>146703086
(you)
>>146703057
MVP should go to the blackest most bitch mode Nigerian that ever cried for it.

I used to think LeBron cried for the most help, but now it seems like VORPman going down that route too smdh

>>146703107
kys

>>146702823
>revoked
That would imply it ever counted.

>>146702957
>chip
Don't even say that. Saying the Inceltics have one chip is an insult to the game of basketball.

>>146703115
lebron was on 60 win defensive juggernauts and still made the decision. jokic asked for russ on a vet min

>>146702823
#NoRepetsEra, I been telling niggas now they wanna jump on my bandwagon baka, shit full

>>146703115
>he thinks every poster here is VORPLORD

Please take your meds, Muhammad

>>146703105
Celtics with jokic would be unfair

>>146703142
>jokic asked for russ on a vet min

this is how it begins, next thing you know, Tobias Harris and Bradley Beal will be over there

>>146703158
they messed up my script, im off the meds B

>>146703125
Get cancer mutt.

>>146703101
do you think jokic says it in the locker room tho, dj mightve given him the pass

>>146703220
Show my emails you dumb slav. You seriously lied to me?

>>146703248
You've been cursed, mutt golem.

>>146703158
Can you prove every poster here is not Jokic though? Nigga probably busted his damn elbow arguing with that retarded Canadian using 30 different VPNs

>>146703275
You’ve been telling me that I’ve been cursed for months yet nothings happened. Subhuman slav lying to me again?

146703325

146703336
That’s right. Keep acting like my good little bitch.

Why is Jokic insulting all of his American fans like that? We aren't all that bitch ass nigga you're arguing with li'l bro

146703370
Leviticus 20 13

>>146703436
I have nothing against the cavs but they are extremely boring. If they make it into the finals the ratings are gonna be fucked

West all star returns

>>146703486
East all star returns

>>146703486
>>146703493
Kinda funny how KAT become 10x more popular than ANT even after they tried to make him the face of the league. I think next year he'll pass Jason Tatum if they have a solid play-off run and the Celtics don't repeat

146703420
Good girl

need a white bitch

>>146703534
That New York media market hits different. He’s playing better though and deserves praise he’s getting

>>146703544
Funnily enough i think he was just as good last year, it just that Thibs is running him into the ground and more minutes means better stats. props to him for not regressing though and adapting quickly to his new team and their system.

>>146703539
same bro same

>>146703534
They should rename New York City to Karl Anthony Towns at this point

>>146703493
What has embid played 5 games? Why the fuck is he on there

>>146703668
Philly fans still vote for him, he won’t make it regardless. They should have all voted Maxey

>>146703436
team is overshadowed by the dirty aura of ohio

Everyone saying “I’m glad silver rigged it for the spurs to get Wemby and not the pistons”

If the pistons had Wemby right now they’d be contenders.

>>146703798
Wemby was destined to be a Spur. Don’t see why you are complaining.

If Zach Edey played in the 80s or 90s he would be the consensus GOAT. If he played in the 2000s he would be top 10 at worst.

>>146703798
Monty would have found a way to fuck him up

Go Rockets!

>>146702957
>Even the disney ring had more to it
whoa let's not get carried away

>>146703825
>TOO SLOW
What a ridiculous criticism. Literally “I will win due to my superior speed” in basketball form

>>146703825
If pistol pete played today he would be top 10 all time. This is assuming he gets drafted to a competent team.

RIP to my GOAT David Lynch this shit way bigger than hoops man

>>146703985
Is twin peaks a good show

>>146704017
first season is goated 2nd is a mess 3rd is kino, it's definitely not netflixslop not sure what you like watching

>>146703874
It’s a waste of time to argue about this. There’s no way to know. If Jordan was born in the year 2000, would he have practiced 3s a lot more, and been a 3 pt threat too, and generally adapt to today’s game? Would foul merchants like harden or sga adapt to the game and still be good 30 or 40 years ago or whatever? What about curry before the 3 pt line? There’s just no way to know, I think generally speaking good basketball players of any era would still be good in a different one, beyond that who the fuck knows. Different metas could hurt players who rely on the one they played in but you can’t discount the fact they would have adapted to their environment and the meta of the time.

>>146704079
If Reggie Miller succeeded in the 90s so could Curry, he’ll even Dell Curry had a good carrer and Curry is 20x better than him

>>146703534
KAT has also been incredibly good while the Wolves are playing like drooling retards

>>146704079
The best players of every era are usually the most competitive ones so if you put them in any era they would adapt their game to become elite
So yeah the whole "what if that player was in that era would he still be good" conversations don't make any sense at all and lead to nowhere

>>146701624
In what context l?

>>146704272
idk loads of youtubers and podcasters have used "capture the flagg" before not sure how you missed it

>>146704079
but what if zion existed in an era with less access to porn

>>146704292
Hed be found dead in a ditch with 5 million worth of coke in his bloodstream

>NBA goes all-in promoting CLE-OKC
>OKC has zero healthy bigs
What a shame. Hopefully they learned a lesson about promoting flyovers

>>146703985
Seems like he's been mostly bedridden in his last year due to chainsmoking since he was 8yo. And then he was forced to evacuate from his house last week due to LA fires. The fatigue of moving around and inhaling some of the smokes prolly ended him.

>>146704378
Explain to me how rape shouldn’t be legal? If it’s a rich an attractive man, you should let it happen to you and I stand by that.

Longest current wining streak in the eastern conference: Raptors, 2

>>146703493
>Poole above Herro
The Inceltic media needs to be destroyed.

>>146704378
How is the heat responsible for what some mma dude does in a bathroom?

>super rich nba son
>ultra rich all star nba son
>rich rapper son
LaVar meant it when he said he NEVALOST

>>146704378
See? We are strsight

>>146704725
Nothing about the article mentions women.

>>146704628
So the average NBA voter is Inceltic media?

Has anybody seen that front page video where the players are trolling the reporter and throwing towels on him??? My boyfriend (gay) and I could not stop laughing at it haha! We're officially team OKC!

Edit: added the (gay) for clarification

Why is Adam Silver not getting on Jimmy for getting his people to shut down trades for certain teams? Didn't that Jewish bitch do that with Dame Lillard when he was shutting down teams to get to Miami? I wonder why one is ok and the other isn't.

>>146704750
>he thinks these polls are legit
You probably think the 2020 election wasn't stolen. They're fake votes while suppressing Tyler's votes. Also the Inceltic media isn't covering Tyler's great season leading to casuals not voting him.

>>146705041
'zo...

>>146704639
imagine his Bias's family back in '86
>Lenny got drafted by the celtics!!
>we'z gon be rich an sheeeiit
>we'z gon git dat NBA money
>we'z gon git dat shoe endorsemant money
>ACK!
and they all lived poor forever after

>>146704743
Anon...

Giannis
The cavs big 4
Brunson
KAT
Cade
Herro
LaMelo
Who are the other all stars?

>>146705599
Not even shitposting i unironically forgot the jays existed. Anyway, west
SGA
Sengun
Jokic
LeBron
Ant
Harden
Sabonis
Luka
AD
KD
Steph
Wemb.
I feel like jdub and ja or JJJ should be there too

>Jimmy had a meeting with the Heats owner today
>Kevin Love posts this
>"I'm not leaving"
>Jimmy likes it
Inceltic troons....

>>146705694
Proof Jimmy liked it.

>>146705767
Insane dickriding but this gave me max hopium for my own life

>>146705599
Lillard, Banchero, Trae and Maxey are probably All-Stars this years
Also not all Cavs players will be All-Stars this year, most likely it will be Garland and Mitchell
They might put Embiid too, also I don't know if Haliburton or Siakam deserve to be All-Stars

what happened here

Aura. The best jerseys in the league are back.

>>146705822
>Paulo
>guy who played 8 games
>allstar

>anyone on the 76ers
>allstars
cmon now

>>146705599
LaMelo
Jannis
Cav #1
Cav #2
Cav #3
Cav #4
Brunson
Kat
Tatum
Brown
Haliburton (injured)
Dame
-injury reserve: Herro

Thank god we're putting this cringe heat culture shit behind us

>>146706248
your celshits lost to the craptors
you are inceltic

if ur team has two all stars, but ur also barely .500 does ur team actually have two all stars

>>146703057
>MVP should always go the best individual season
Go back and give it to Kobe, MJ, Lebron, and Wilt then.

What happened to Gaytum’s aura/rizz?

>>146706710
Nothing. He never had any aura.

is gaytum the only nba player that still gets bullied?

>>146706842
i like it but it has to be PG
the green poo

>>146703560
he's averaging 2 more minutes than last year get off of thibs dick pussy

Damn the Celtics might not even finish second in the East this year

>>146703560
His efficiency is way up, not just his minutes. He's shooting better across the board. 50 to 55% fg and 41 to 44% from meme.

>>146705935
Shameless tanking

thats crazy if my franchise player was so widely disrespected as tatum is id be so embarrassed

>>146706550
Is this about the Kings, Suns, Mavericks, or Twolves?

Didn’t Jokic blow a 20 pt Game 7 lead at home?

Alright so since we all know nobody on the rockets has played well enough this year to be an all star I want some theory on who might make it next year

>inb4 alpi

he's taken a step back efficiency wise and is on the cusp but likely won't make it because there are too many better players

out of these five who do you believe makes an all star game first

>Amen Thompson
>Jalen Green
>Alperen Sengun
>Jabari Smith
>Cam Whitmore

in my opinion the choice is obvious (in addition to being future MVP)

thank god my favorite player has a championship and is regarded as a top 10 player ever by kd (the ultimate hooper)

>>146706992
trade him to chicago so he can do cringe jordan shit

>>146707038
Jalen Green

>>146706992
I find it interesting everywhere I go Tatum gets clowned on. It’s not like he says things that piss people off a lot so I guess people either find him boring or just hate the Celtics.

>>146707042
KD isn't even top 10, tf would he know about it?

>>146707051
tatum has thin skin just like durant and balls out in spite of the fan but they just double down in calling him a fag even when hes balling.

>>146707091
It’s cause he lightskin

>>146707051
people don't like manufactured stars

>>146707051
Guy's entire personality is being a dad to a kid named Deuce and being the biggest kobe fanboy ever. He has negative aura

>>146707051
He has never rizzed up a female despite being 6’8 and a millionaire

>>146707051
hes trying to be a boring mary sue plus celtics are miserable to watch

>>146707051
he comes off as phony and that's exacerbated by him clearly not being on the same level as top tier stars despite being pushed as one

Jokic has never won a scoring title
Jokic has never won an assist title
Jokic has never won a rebounding title
Jokic has never beat a 50 win team in the playoffs
Jokic has never achieved a quadruple double

Jokic isn't even top 10 centers, probably not even top 15

>>146707156
she’s not gonna like this one….

>>146707051
he's just not that great of a player

he's consistently above average all-star level but below MVP tier which is where you need to be for people to actually consider you a face of the league

also he is kinda boring and shrivels up at the worst times

>>146707051
He's designed in a lab to be an inoffensive blanda you can put on a wheaties box. And the media acts like he's a top 5 player when he's clearly not. So people push back on him the same way as a forced meme.

>>146707121
it's a lot of things for me
every time i hear this guy secretly is god tier he totally shits the bed immediately after
for example when his mom got him playing time on the USMNT he shot one of the worst bricks in the history of basketball
then yesterday when he's totally got a new nickname and he's gonna show how good he is he gets blown out by the lebronto raptures
maybe he should shut up and dribble

‘schizscord’s here

The funniest thing is that Gaytum gave himself his own nickname. He's so interesting nobody gave him one so he had to force one on himself.

>>146707198
>he gets blown out by the lebronto raptures
Hey now, those same Raptors went toe-to-toe against the Cleveland Cavaliers. Raptors are the biggest trap team in the league

>>146707218
*uninteresting

>>146697477
the fact that Stoudemire moved to Israel and became an Orthodox Jew is amusing to me

>>146707214
i asked the cord about you and nobody knew your name

>jokic will win back to back rings and be a top 1- center
>blows back to back 20 pt leads in the second round and olympics
what did leshiticus mean by this?

>>146707382
chilly in there

Took a shit with a clear distinct leaf in it, call it Green Mamba

>>146707042
Celtics swept KD, had him shoot his worst playoff percentages ever, and had him run to the suns

new thread
>>146707776
>>146707776
>>146707776
>>146707776
>>146707776

>early
bruh we done with mental illness

>>146707781
Ignore this.

>>146707287
That’s based desu

‘96 ‘84 ‘09 or ‘03 draft class

Nice games tonight even though there not a lot of them

>>146707892
84 easy

>>146707910
My wizards play so I might kill myself

>no lebum
>no steven
>no the green poo
literally nobody to hate watch

>>146707943
Suns

The anomaly

>>146707943
Just enjoy the games like a normal fan then

>>146708012
normies out

>>146701468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dduOzyOQeY
came out an hour ago he literally says it in the first 15 seconds of the video

Is nurkic that bad?

>>146707977
the big anal douche

>>146708043
Yes

New
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>>146708054
>>146708054
>>146708054

Be the change you want to see.