Have a feeling that tonight is one of those games where Rockets just play prime Pistons defense vs Denver tonight and blow them out

new coldest white boy to ever do it dropped

>>146690172
Why does Jokic always get cuts on his arms?

>>146690264
According to a Serbian who used to coach him, his skin is just naturally soft.

>>146690264
niggas don't cut they nails

>>146690306
*niggers

>>146690332
Idiot leaf

>>146690370
Are you the same leaf that typed up essays over Jokic?

If SGA wins MVP, we can officially say that the world no longer knows ball.

>>146690370
jokgod is gonna vorp all over you and you will always be seething

>>146690402
nope, anything else to dismiss my valid opinion?

>>146690370
>>146690421
what even is your opinion you didn't say anything

>>146690426
this doesnt reference efficiency dummy
>>146690217

>>146690441
what? are you implying jokic is not the most efficient player in the league right now? have you even made any statement or opinion?

>>146690459
no im implying the nba cherrypicked some stat breakpoints to hype up his non-accomplishment
exactly as i wrote
why you have to be so mad is beyond me

>>146690474
okay, what stats would qualify as an accomplishment then?

>>146690402
He's the Jeet/Zhang (not sure which) who thinks Jokic is bad, Flagg is destined to be a roleplayer, and basically that there are no really good white players. I believe he's also the guy who posted these threads and others like them:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22The%20black%20team%22/type/op/

>>146690484
ones that werent arbitrary

>>146690494
how are points rebounds and assists arbitrary

>>146690485
This is embarrassing ngl. Typical leaf

>>146690485
this isnt me dummy
you're dumb for believing so
i am not your boogeyman

my brother in christ ure eating low tier bait

People mad at SGA winning MVP when I'm just grateful for him and OKC having this season so it means Giannis can't get to 3rd MVP

>>146690501
when you pick random breakpoints like
>15k
>7.5k
>5k
how is this a struggle for you??

non-arbitrary stat: sggay is a flaming homosexual

Another day, another seething leaf getting BTFO.

>LOL THEY PUT TOWELS ON THE REPORTER SO FUNNEH!!!
This zoomer ass team can fuck right the hell off

>>146690527
ohhhh i'm actually rarded my bad leafbro

Do jerseys on the NBA store ever get a solid sale? Or anyone know the best spot for cheap knock offs? I wanna take my kid to an NBA game, and I’m giving him my old 90s kid sized jordan jersey, looked into buying my own at $300 is pretty insane.

This kid is named Danny Wolf. He’s a projected late 1st rounder
https://youtu.be/X1WWv1DnOYA?si=aiUtAbove34dhZMU

He plays just like Jokic.

>>146690615
So is every white big that can pass Jokic now?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>146690886
MY bahamian representative eric gordon

>>146690886
Holy grim
Imagine being a Filthadelphian

>>146690886
sell the team already

>>146690940
Thoughts on Bahamian prospects VJ Edgecombe and Donnie Freeman?

>>146691000
>woman
>probably a zoomer or zillennial
Who cares

who had the most impressive performance, /nba/?

It's very obviously Jokic.
Denver without Jokic is a lottery team.
OKC without Shai makes the playoffs comfortably.

>>146691019
I dont know these niggas I dont even watch this sport I just show up and post "my wizzies" and make fun of lebron and embiid

>>146691056
For me, it's Steven Izzo

>>146691088
Kek

if you took lebron's laker career and dropped it on any other team, would lebron be that franchise's GOAT?
>Hawks
honestly a tough one, but id still say petit and dominique have the edge
>Celtics
EZ no
>Nets
yes, 1 mickey mouse ring > 2 jkidd finals. bron would be 2nd if you count Dr. Js ABA days tho
>Hornets
yes, terrible franchise
>Bulls
EZ no, but honestly could be 2nd
>Cavs
lol
>Mavs
no, but maybe 2nd if luka continues to be fat
>Nuggets
no, and i think id still have melo 2nd too
>Pistons
no, zeke underrated as hell
>Warriors
no, 2nd is wilt if you count philly days
>Rockets
no, maybe 3rd tho
>Pacers
close one, im gonna lean no cuz reggie was there his whole career
>Clippers
yes, shit franchise
>Lakers
EZ no
>Grizzlies
yes, grit and grind was iconic, but that was a whole team thing
>Heat
no, would be 3rd to Wade and himself
>Bucks
no, would be 3rd or 4th wherever you wanna put sidney moncrief (3x dpoy for you nephews out there)
>Timberwolves
tossup between him and KG, and i think im gonna give bron the edge
>Pelicans
yeah, but closer than you think cuz CP3 and Maravich were dogs for them >inb4 pistol played for the jazz. yeah fuck you
>Knicks
gonna say no, clyde more rings and ewing longevity
>Thunder/Sonics
unironically yes, debate
>Magic
i think i have dwight a hair ahead of him, and shaq a hair behind
>76ers
its kind of a tossup already in that debate. whether you have moses for the ring, wilt if you count him in philly, or AI. tough one too, but ill say wilt and moses are ahead
>Suns
yes, 1 mickey mouse ring > nash 2 MVPs and Barkley MVP + Finals appearance (no longevity for chuck)
>Trail Blazers
no cuz of Dame's longevity and Walton's ring
>Kings
ill give it to Oscar, but close. also idk anybody on that rochester royals team to win the chip lol
>Spurs
4th maybe 3rd, depending how you view Manu
>Raptors
unironically yes, shit franchise
>Jazz
no, Stockton and Malone's records and longevity are too much
>Wizards
no, put some respect of Elvin Hayes' name

tl;dr

>>146690886
Prime Hargoat would have taken a superteam to 7 games with this lineup

>>146691067
>Thunder with SGA and no Chet
>play-in team, miss playoffs

>Thunder with SGA and Chet
>1 seed
Pretty clear the MVP last year should have been Chet.

>earlyfagger BTFO
>pisstain skeet BTFO
>betslop BTFO
>bulgaria BTFO
>aislopper BTFO
>sadie sink BTFO
>inceltic BTFO


/nba/ barbershop days are back im liking this recent spate of threads ..

>>146691102
In his bio he says he wants to be an NBA GM so good luck to him.

>>146691339
>Raptors +14.5
>Magic +5.5
>Bulls -2.5
>Jazz +5
>Warriors +6
>Nets-Clippers o213
you didn't btfo anybody, Ali G. I'm still following the same systems that I spent two years schooling you to.

>>146691566
I post every day, I'm just not an attention whore like you.

>>146691518
Watch him go 1/6 now

>>146691616
You used to be an attention whore until the attention turned sour ya bih dont think we forgot ya catchphrase hahahaahhahahahha smash the bookies ahhahaha

Why is this >>146690420 considered zesty whilst this isn't >>146690535 ?

>>146691658
I'm one of the more active posters in /nba/ and 99% of my posts have nothing to do with betting. If I were playing a wigger Ali G character, then maybe you would recognize all of my posts.

>>146690217
Why are white players so cerebral?

>>146691719
Aura

>>146691650
I've legit gone 7-2 this week and haven't posted a single pick. I got Silver watching me like the Truman Show

>>146691719
cuz russ is a dawg and a scrapper with his own sense of style, shai is a twink that got outmeated by donovan mitchell

>EPM
1 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 8.5
2 Nikola Jokić 8.1
3 Victor Wembanyama 5.9
4 Luka Dončić 5.6
5 Jayson Tatum 5.1

>LEBRON
1 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 6.35
2 Nikola Jokić 6.07
3 Jayson Tatum 4.94
4 Karl-Anthony Towns 4.33
5 Luka Dončić 4.22

>eRAPTOR WAR/82
1 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 19.5
2 Nikola Jokić 18.3
3 Jayson Tatum 12.4
4 Giannis Antetokounmpo 11.2
5 Josh Hart 10.9

>BPM
1 Nikola Jokić 13.4
2 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 11.6
3 Giannis Antetokounmpo 8.5
4 Victor Wembanyama 7.8
5 Luka Dončić 7

>WS/48
1 Nikola Jokić .311
2 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander .308
3 Jarrett Allen .259
4 Karl-Anthony Towns .248
5 Daniel Gafford .234

>PER
1 Nikola Jokić 32.3
2 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 30.2
3 Giannis Antetokounmpo 30
4 Anthony Davis 27
5 Karl-Anthony Towns 26.5

>EFF
1 Nikola Jokić 42.2
2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 35.5
3 Karl-Anthony Towns 33.4
4 Domantas Sabonis 32.9
5 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 32.5

>Global Rating
1 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 32.05
2 Nikola Jokić 29.45
3 Giannis Antetokounmpo 26.11
4 Jayson Tatum 24.83
5 Anthony Davis 24.82

>Game Score
1 Nikola Jokić 30.518
2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 26.194
3 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 25.708
4 Anthony Davis 23.209
5 Karl-Anthony Towns 22.271

>>146691056
The Wilt one is more likely to be real

>>146691904
Why don't you ever show VORP? Why don't you ever answer this question?
1. Nikola GOATic 4.8
2. Shai Zesty-Nagger 4.6
3. Gianpiss Missafreethrow 2.9
4. Gayson Gaytum 2.8
5a. Sabonis 2.7
5b. Wemby 2.7

>>146691719
westVISHNU? westWARHOL is an artist who has found limitless ways to incorporate and express his numerous philosophies through all facets of his life, fashion being merely one of them. westBASQUIAT, with every fit pic and drip check offers up a puzzle; a conumdrum; a riddle; a moment to stop what you are doing and ponder, thus causing your mind to exercise itself and expand, allowing you to better understand westJUNG’s perspective, though in reality if his immense knowledge is the ocean, ours is but an atom of piss absorbed by the sand that bears witness to his glory. However, it is westJOSEPHSMITH’s desire alone to help us that makes him even more effervescent and deserving of our love. westDRMANHATTAN knows he is greater than we could ever hope to be, but he still never gives up in his attempt to make us great.

Shai? Shai sucks cocks.

>>146691056
>Her claims to have had sex with 1,057 men in 12 hours - or 720 minutes - suggests an average of 41 seconds per person.
Yeah unless she releases the full 12 hour vid, this shit never happened.

Reminder to report all rule-breaking Ireshart posts until the mods get so sick of seeing his posts reported that they rangeban him. Most of his posts are off-topic or have off- topic images so this should be easy.
Fuck Chris Paul.

>>146692115
Are reporters just trolling when they say he’s good? He’s the forced meme of basketball players, and it’s getting really fucking annoying

>>146692216
They're desperate to push a black MVP. That's it. There'd be no debate if Jokic was black.

>>146692216
need someone with flashy plays to push the narrative on

>>146692238
See also: Josh Allen is favored by Vegas for the NFL MVP right now but the media is almost completely silent about Allen right now and can't stop sucking Lamar Jackson's dick at every opportunity they get.

>>146692238
cope

even JorGambler and Bron Bron became victims of voter fatigue. Stop playing victim… carry the hell on

>>146692253
Still a black win if it goes to Allen, Breighleigh

>>146692262
Jordan did not become a victim of voter fatigue. He won the MVP in every season he won a ring.
LeBron doesn't even deserve four MVPs.

>>146692273
He’s not gambling. He’s making money off retarded gambleslops. Also, you look like neither of those little girls. You’re a 40 year old man and mixed race, not japanese.

I can’t believe Ireland is right for once

>>146692238
White fragility on display right here

>>146692330
Yes. LeGod is the pusher. JorGambler is the junkie. LeGod’s superiority rears its head yet again, as it does in all facets of their existences.

How many Diddy parties has Jordan been to?

>NBA is all in on Cleveland vs OKC as a marquee matchup
And they wonder why ratings are down

JorGambler’s pedophile father raped JorGambler’s sister for years and JorGambler still supported and loved his father until the day that he got him killed over his degenerate gambling debts. JorGambler has no problem with Diddy as his father was JorDiddy.

>>146692406
TSMT
HouseGODs will never lose

>>146692406
This is desperate, even for you

both of these events actually occurred:
"embiid is da real mvp cuz he's black it's his turn!"
"sga is da real mvp cuz he's black it's his turn!"
denial of this reality is cope

>>146692584
SGA hasn't won any MVPs yet though
If it does happen when Jokic clearly deserves it more then you'll be correct

>>146692584
Blud saw the end of season script

>>146692602
they couldn't give it to sga last season because doncic was superior, so they gave it to jokic so there wasn't two WHITEBOIS with mvps just keep it quarantined to one

>>146692216
Try watching games sometime, like the one where he destroyed Jokic in the season opener.
>>146692238
>There'd be no debate if Jokic was black.
Exactly. Jokic wouldn't even be top 5 in MVP voting if he were black. Because he's white, all kinds of criteria get thrown out the window and they have to bring up fake records like>>146690217 every week to try and make him seem more impressive, all while his team loses to the Washington Wizards and Portland Trailblazers.

>>146692602
>Jokic clearly deserves it more
If Bill Russel can win over Wilt averaging 50, and Steve Nash can win over Kobe average 35, then there is no standard for Jokic "deserving it more".

>>146692695
>implying whites are discriminated against in this league

Steve Trash won it back to back over Shaw.

Stop making this into a racial issue tho. Shai is being gifted it so the league has its first openly gay MVP, not because hes black.

Honestly, Jokic shouldn't even be above Giannis right now. At least Giannis proved he could perform on the highest stage and won the in-season tournament? The fuck has jokic down this season? Lose to the Celtics and Cavs?

Ireland/Canada trannyscord shitting all over the thread

>>146692744
that was 20 years ago, and the guy who lost those mvps is on tv sayin who da real mvp is

>>146692744
That's just his white fragility talking. Can't even blame him really, it's like a mental disorder, can't be helped.

remember when Ja used to be accused of being gay and zesty just because he was doing the griddy… seems so quaint nowadays though not such a long time ago at all… in such a short amount of time Shai has completely redefined what it means to be zesty in this league. The gayness equivalent of Russ averaging a triple double for a season. Ja’s numbers seem paltry by comparison. If any other player hopes to be voted the MZP he’s going to have to do something crazy to dethrone Shai.

>>146692744
Shaw averaged 23 and 10 in 05 and wasn't even in the mvp convo in 06

Btw Two Time average 24 and 11 in the 05 playoffs whilst shaw had 19 and 8

>>146692699
How about watch the one where he gets BTFO in the only game with any stakes so far this year?

>>146692785
Youre almost certainly baiting but the IST is about as relevant as the Egyptian leagues all star game

>>146693009
He beat the Celtics by a double-digit lead retard

>>146692999
irrelevant

why would a league that discriminately favours blacks over whites give it to steve trash over shaw and kobr the two biggest stars on the planet at the time

None of Nashs mvps were robbed from someone else. Shaq is whiny but we all know he only has himself to blame for being a talent merchant. He couldve had 8 rings and 5 mvps

Not gonna lie, I'll be disappointed if Denver lose to rockets today
They're a good team, but I think they should handle them at home

>>146693096
Nobody should win an MVP with 15-3-11 lmao

david stern gave nash 2x mvp to make mark cuban look like a retard, then he also fixed the heat/mavs series against mark cuban
then he gave dirk the mvp to cover it up

>>146693077
Oh wow, good for him. A meaningless regular season win. How did he do in the cup finals?

Gentlemen, please... they've got us fighting a race war so we don't notice the real problem (womemes).

>>146693138
The stat sheet doesnt tell the story

Jokic vs baby Jokic and the two Canadian shitters facing off will be cool but I'm most excited to see WestCHRIST vs Amen Thompson. Both them niggas are on DAWGwatch tonight

>>146693080
>Since the 1980–81 season, the award is decided by a panel of sportswriters and broadcasters throughout the United States and Canada.
The league doesn't decide who wins the MVP, you utter mental midget.

>>146693216
He lost due to Bucks massive size advantage. Would've won if they had Chet.

No way nurk survived the trade armageddon

>>146693276
he's def gone, that pick up is his replacement. charlotte must've not wanted him so he's goin to somewhere else for some magic beans.

>>146693275
>HE JUST NEEDS MORE HELP
Always the mark of a true MVP

>>146693226
They should have gotten Mark Williams

>>146693314
Nuggets fans said the same thing when their fat serb lost to the Cavs, Celtics, and the HISTORICALLY GREAT Washington Wizards. Or does that not count?

>>146693302
I wonder if theyll trade for a wing or a point guard or another big

Those memes I've been seeing about D Wade's kid lately are fucking diabolical

>>146693258
earlyBITCHES lost lil bro. 470cels lost. 500BEASTS won.

>>146693366
tell me more

>>146693343
Joker won a championship with help
SGA got bounced by PJ Washington with help
Seems like there’s levels to this, I dunno. Maybe I need to be Canadian to know how good FTA is.

>>146693447
>Joker won a championship with help
You mean got carried by Murray playing like prime KD.
>SGA got bounced by PJ Washington with help
The same PJ washington that made it to the finals? Where was Jokic that playoffs anon? Giving up a 20 point lead to KAT and ANT at home, the team that got gentleman swept by the same PJ washington? You're right, the levels are apparent.

>Shilled GayA
Owned by PJ Washington.

>>146693519
snatched his chain

>Chokebic
Owned by CANTman and started crying when nuggets fans go waved goodbye

>>146693519
2024 PJ Washington was a vibe

>>146693490
>SGA choked, so PJ Washington is an all star now
What a strange leap in logic.

SissyGayAss I see why the leaf sucks him off so much now…..

Appreciate art.

Why is the "Great White Hope" player reserved for American whites? There's Luka and Nikola who are the best since Bird. A white person is...well, white.

>>146693676
American whites see european whites as lesser than them lol

>>146693567
Don't forget the other 2 all-stars on the Mavs team lil bro. SGA was still the best player on the floor that entire series, he was let down by the inexperience of his team. Can't say the same about Chokebic, who single-handedly bricked his team's victory away in an elimination game.

>>146693692
The best player in that series was PJ he was better than 2016 curry from 3

>>146693709
PJ washington scored 9 points in game 6, DJJ was the one that won that game for the Mavs

>>146693735
Still played 10 tiers above his regular season level and thats enough for mvp

pj washington is da real mvp

Jokic is so based man. Doesn't care about the media, just plays his game his way and gets respect from pretty much all of the legends and ball knowers while making the rest seethe out of their minds.

>>146693874
him and russ has made the denver nuggets watchable, jamal murray is a basketball terrorist

>>146693874
>and gets respect from pretty much all of the legends
Like? Almost all the legends said SGA deserved MVP over him last year. Even his peers like Paul George did too LOL

>>146693921
shaq has given him the big man status

Suns got the nuggets 2025 2nd pick and their 2031 first pick. What the fuck is ishbia doing. If the suns somehow win the title worth it but if kd snaps his achilles and they get no return phx is doomed

>>146693921
exhibit A: seether

>>146693692
I didn’t. They weren’t the ones who made the Thunder look completely outclassed. They really didn’t need to, considering how little fight SGA had in him.

>>146693929
Shaq just said yesterday that the Nuggets need Jamal Murray if they want to win another chip. he doesnt think Jokic and Westbrook can do it by themselves

>>146693809
Paul Journeyman Washington buck broke Shy Gorgeous Alexandria in the spring of 2024

>>146693950
You must not know hoops very well if you think a 117-116 loss is looking completely outclassed. Then again, most Jokic fanboys don't know much about hoops in general....

>>146693874
that reminds me of a clip I saw where Larry LEGEND was complimenting his game and said how much he'd love to play against him. not with him, against him. that's how you know he's got DAWG status

>>146693930
the suns are cooked

Niggas call Jokic "the most unstoppable player ever" when he got locked up by a 35 year old Dwight Howard LOL

>>146693952
They can if MurBum doesn't spend a single minute in the court.

>>146693952
yeah but thats not on jokin thats on murray, jokic is still consistent

https://x.com/Underdog__NBA/status/1879597000586309702?t=mITKN5jjiJJgJzZU4A5M6Q&s=19
Is embiid retired already?

>>146693410
Shit like this basically

>>146694000
Ishbia is running the suns like someone who got a portfolio run exclusively with shitcoins

Nnaji and a 2nd for Nurkic who says no

>>146694020
can be a first round exit, maybe.
>>146694041
No, it's still on Jokic. Shaq could take over and still win games when Kobe was having off nights, Jokic REQUIRES Murray playing well to win anything.

>>146694073
we all remember sggays illustrious playoff career of a total of like 7 wins

>>146694062
the nugs don't have any tradeable 2nds

>>146694073
Defending your countrymans honor or just gay for shai?

>>146690172
maybe i've been too harsh on tatum. compared to shai who hasn't won a big game in his life

I don't think Nuggiebros are very intelligent... the point of the low effort bait isn't to not get BTFO it's to get those sweet sweet (You)s and y'all keep falling for it every time..... dumbass niggas I hope y'all lose tonight fr fr

>>146694201
Threads need shitposters and such to stay a float. /nba/ is going out sad because of the high rate of shitposters getting btfo.

>Raptors, Hornets and Wizards vs Blazers, Jazz and Pelicans

Which team wins? East or West?

>>146694062
Nurk making 18 mill a year his ass stuck in Phoenix. But him being Jokic's backup after once upon a time being drafted ahead of Vorpgawd on the Nuggets would be a great humiliation ritual.

thats actually crazy someone would report a post in this thread

>>146694340
Lauri with something to play for is running train on the Wizshits and friends.

Is the midrange jumper making a comeback? Or is it just a meme by dudes who can’t drive or hit the 3?

How many 50 win teams has Jokic beat in the playoffs?

>>146694506
What a coward. Dude should have picked harder competition in the playoffs.

>>146694479
midrange never really went away, at least for stars. What went away was role players taking them or more importantly taking all those 18-20 footers

>>146694357
What if it breaks the rules

>The Charlotte Hornets are trading 7-foot center Nick Richards and one second-round pick to the Phoenix Suns for Josh Okogie and three second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

Suns gave up 20 boards yesterday and finally did something

There’s a girl crying at McDonald’s and she keeps looking at me as if I’m the one that made her cry tf?

>>146694707
just tell us what you did bro

>>146691849
I got 10-12 days to make 2 grand and amazon is cutting my hours these better hit breh

>>146694659
so what are they doing with nurkic

>>146694787
No team wants him a he has to ride the bench for the rest of the season.

Nnaji Saric and other crap for Nurkic who says no

>>146694707
Steph looks weird in this pic

>>146694770
Dude as soon as I walked in the door she kept staring at me while crying.

betanon takes for today?

Lol I just looked at the standings and almost spit out my drink laughing. Warriors are 12 seed lol

The Lakers are already regretting trading D’Angelo Russell. He’s already making Brooklyn a tough contender team

For me, it’s Ajay Mitchell

>>146694995
moneyline nuggets over and do nothing else

>>146694707
She wanted you to come over and ask her what’s wrong like it’s a Disney movie

WestEXODIA statement game against his progeny Amen YAKUBIAN tonight. He's gonna show out like he did against OGayC

>>146694047
When did he hurt his foot? He has been out for a while now with a foot injury but I don't remember him getting hurt

Leave Jokic to HIM tonight

>>146695216
Dillon the villain arch was kino even if Lebron gave them belt in '23

today my nuggets claim the third seed
spuds beat grizz and nugs beat rockets

>>146695147
50/50 either he goes god mode or puts on a disasterclass trying to keep up with them young niggas

>refs just letting the knicks foul
another L :(

I was in favor of load managing Embiid, but this is getting insane. Why the fuck would I watch a sixers game when the entire starting roster is not playing?

>>146695314
everyone on the floor but eric gordon is a starter for the sixers. that's how grim this is

>>146695314
sixers are in tank mode now so they don't lose their pick to OKC

>>146695338
the problem is they're not tanking, it's just grim

6ers are lucky the Eagles are having a good season

which one of you was it?

>>146695360
even when they're having a bad season no one cares until the eagles are done

SGA acting like he’s too good for his teammates post game antics is going to be the Thunder’s downfall. You need chemistry in this league, and he’s acting like a disgruntled band leader

>>146695421
revolution eats its children

>>146695421
That's his persona you autist; being the team dad amongst children. He was barking with the rest of them that season before Draymond bitched about it on his podcast and made them all stop.

>>146695476
i don't even like shilled gay and this is dumb. their downfall is that they're fraudulent regular season merchants. what kind of female shit are you talking about

>>146695476
sorry jokic meant to reply to
>>146695421

do something Booth. The backup C inventory is drying up quick

Embiid can't win from the sidelines with the cats.
He needs more help.

>>146695546
javale is still a free agent

Bron has never submitted a trade request in his career. Hes played out all of his contracts and left in free agency

We need a Tatum nickname

- The Anomaly
- Green Mamba
- Big Deuce
- The Problem
- JT

Will NBA expansion teams be based in Hawaii and Greenland?

>>146695546
Call my man Boogie

>>146695656
-Face of the League

>>146694479
Just a meme and it's fading away quick

>>146695546
They are just gonna wait for Holmes to get healthy

>>146695656
just call him JT
t. Celtics fan

>>146695656
Gaytum

>>146695546
WE NEED DUOP

>>146695656
the thing with nicknames is they just happen you don't force feed them it makes the player unlikeable especially when everybody already doesn't like him
he doesn't have a nickname because he doesn't deserve one

l LOVE DICK

gayson gaytum is a hideous faggot abomination

The Charlotte Hornets draft capital (after the Nick Richard’s deal)

- 2025 1st Round Pick (own)
- 2025 2nd Round Pick (via Philadelphia, unprotected)
- 2025 2nd Round Pick (via New Orleans, unprotected)
- 2026 1st Round Pick (own)
- 2026 2nd Round Pick (own)
- 2026 2nd Round Pick (via Denver)
- 2027 1st Round Pick (own)
- 2027 1st Round Pick (via Miami, lottery protected)
- 2027 1st Round Pick (via Dallas, top two protected)
- 2027 2nd Round Pick (own)
- 2027 2nd Round Pick (best of Portland/New Orleans)
- 2028 1st Round Pick (own)
- 2028 2nd Round Pick (own)
- 2028 2nd Round Pick (best of Charlotte/Los Angeles C)
- 2028 2nd Round Pick (via Phoenix)
- 2029 1st Round Pick (own)
- 2029 2nd Round Pick (own)
- 2030 1st Round Pick (own)
- 2030 2nd Round Pick (own)
- 2030 2nd Round Pick (via Denver)
- 2031 1st Round Pick (own)
- 2031 2nd Round Pick (own)
- 2031 2nd Round Pick (via Phoenix)

Dick cooking

>>146695751
tatum deserves one.

Celtics are getting DICKED DOWN

>>146695771
all of that and they'll still be shit for the next 5 years

>>146695771
A bunch of picks that won’t matter

>>146695792
>>146695799
fuck up

>>146695792
This your twitter lil buddy?

>>146695656
poTatum

>BBL Drizzy playing as a bunch of little girls dance around
uhhh Rapshit bros??? what is this???

>>146695831
masonic ritual

>>146694659
Nick Richards is at least good at the basic center stuff. Worth taking a flier on for a back up big man. Weird that the Hornets essentially went pick neutral with him and took on a bigger salary for their troubles. Not sure why the Hornets would do this except to be nice to Richards and send him to a place where he'll get more minutes.
>one of his best games came recently against the Suns
I see why the Suns did this lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfuFS44EUUo

Anyone notice how weapskitz has been missing since the Jimmy Butler news broke out? He was here defending Pat Riley for like a day and then gave up. Hopefully someone in the LD does a wellness check on him...

I fucking hate tingus

Prit-chad comes in
C's immediately come back

Is it just me or has White been going through a bit of a bad stretch for several games?

>>146695850
the hornets dont want to extend him + we have mark and grant at center.

>>146695656
I always call him Tatbrick

>>146695656
his name is the athlete that unimpressed many
we can use the acronym t.a.t.u.m.

>>146695929
Kek

>>146695929
airball

Memechucking when the Craptors do it: SOVL
Memechucking when the Celshits do it: Boring and gay and auraless

go wuffs

>>146695906
It's still a pick swap with a team with a better record, and picking up more salary when you could have just let him walk in the offseason. Still seems like a move for Richards rather than to benefit the Hornets.

>>146695929
heh not bad

Boucher da GOAT

Dick up.

well?

>>146696167
>we will correct

they won't

>>146696167
How? Fucking idiots.

Jokic OUT

>>146696282
why is he ducking sengun?

>>146696167
the only way this can change is to remove the corner 3

>>146696282
No AG and No Jokic.

>>146696282
There goes their b2b streak.

at least my boy Saric will get to play
heh

>>146696282
>>146696314
Why can't we have nice things

Canadian asians are fine asl

>>146696282
JOKIC YOU FRAUD WHAT THE FUUUCCCKKKKK

>>146696282
Good.

ye im not watching this shit im praying myself to sleep that bumal breaks both his legs tonight

>>146696391
jamal has turned the corner thanks to mavs though

>>146696282
He wants to expose MurBum otherwise the FO won't try to trade him this summer after yesterday's fluke.

>>146696357
Based Edey appreciator

I didn’t know China loved basketball so much.

>>146696282
What a bitch. This y'all MVP?

>Named Quincy
>Gets waived
Them quincies even losing in the world of the living

condom penis 3

WestScholars around the world give WestGOKU your energy tonight.....

>>146696435
YNR Quinn Cook

>>146696449
Delusional haters acting like they might lose.

>>146696452
At least he won a ring with the Warriors and the Mickey ring

Well it’s that time again, time for Rockets basketball
This time we travel to Denver to play the Nuggies. Let see if Jalen Green can continue his hot streak.

>>146696445
When you learn to see trough the posers, its easier to respect a man regardless of the clothing or uniform.

Jaylen Brown is washed up at the age of 28.

Kek broadcasters telling people how Thibs treats his players like slaves.

guys i just wanted to tell you that i won't be playing tonight, sorry to dissapoint you

magic getting raped

>>146696546
how did you manage to fuck up your elbow you fat BASTARD

I LOVE DICK

>>146696568
i open i score

>>146696546
Well that makes this game slightly less hype

word on the street is vorpic is ducking. Is it true?

If nuggets win
>Murray's cocksuckers get to act smug
>Leaf is valid
There's no winning tonight

>>146696582
Raptors vs Celtics as well. Something funny is happening currently.

is jokic a good rim defender or not really?

>>146696546
Can you please play on Friday? I'm not driving through fucking Miami to not see you and I sure don't give a fuck about the Heat.

>>146696610
Jokic is a bad rim defender.

>>146696582
Knicks getting tired. need a trade to bolster the bench and the all star break to rest up

as it stands Jokic may play the fewest games of the regular season of his career

>>146696612
For you boss, I will do it

>>146696604
>caring about trolls more than >your team
ngmi

nuggies finna get cooked

Why is Spencer this cooked? Nigga is only 32.

When is /nba/ going to acknowledge my rapties

if the Nuggies play like they did against the Celtics with actual fucking help from the centers then they can definitely win this. bonus if Murray's still hot

>>146696666
if/when they get cooper flagg

if they dont everyone will laff

Murray off to a hot start.

edwards can play. pg looks like shit

Oh boy it’s one of THESE nights

KNECK

So the serb is taking a day off again, thats becoming a common occurence now huh. Fucking lazy fatso made me stay up till 3am for nothing

>Sydney Sweeney commercial
HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

>playing in a team with a superstar
Cuck shit, now I give 100% support to “selfish” players. Fuck the ungrateful fanbases

Man need some Pwat on Amen action.

trade PG and give the minutes to edwards

>>146696715
some NBA player is gonna knock her up and produce the hybrid

lmao tatum

>>146696749
Getting KWABBED

refs carrying knicks

>>146696610
GOATic can do it all

>>146696745
that only exists in movies pal

>>146696672
League won't give Toronto Flagg. They want their great white hope to play for an American team in the hopes of bolstering ratings. Definitely an EC team

WE GOT OG

>>146696771
I believe he actually led the league last year in game saving/sealing blocks

>Sengooner is being shit again
Oh boy

Fuck you PG

>>146696745
>the hybrid
Damn now that’s an old meme

DJ fighting for his life

>>146696787
DJ can jump lol

>>146696787
He's playing with an injury he shouldn't even be playing the 20+ minutes he's playing. Rockets HC is retarded

Maxey the GOAT

>>146696793
from a slightly better era of /nba/
I still miss sparky...

Orson Welles looking guy behind thibs

Murray and MPJ are slowly changing places. MPJ being way too quiet in recent games. Needs to be the 6'11 shooter that he can be

>>146696787
he definitely gets tunnel vision sometimes where he feels the need to try and force bad shots

>>146696806
I really don’t understand it. Steven Adams is a more than serviceable center.

Jamalinsanity is over and Westbrook without Jokic holding his leash is just a turnover machine.

>>146696819
Jokic would have catched all those easily

>>146696809
Definitely a better era

>>146696827
Capitalizing on Jokic being out? Just throwing thing out there since I have no idea either. Staff really must be retarded,

My celties need the all-star break

are the Celtics even going to make the playoffs?

if DJ gets fouled out Nuggets might as well just forfeit the game

>fighting tooth and nail with the worst sixers team since the tank
not impressed with this new york ball club

>KNIGGS
justin edwards three FTW here

I can see it. Last shot will be Paul George and he's gonna brick it.

If we could hit a shot we would be up by 15+

Tyrese GOATey

no OT tonight

Why do raptors play better without IQ?

I’ve seen enough, put Cam Whitmore in

Kek OT. Knicks players are going to be dead by the time this is over.

Knicks suck I fear

has thibs made a sub this quarter?

>Knicks stuck on the 2nd round treadmill
no different from the 6ers lmao

>>146696888
He became trade eligible today. Pick up the phone Masai.

The celshits are not repeating despite the same exact talents because they had one anomaly year of shooting the 3 ball last year and now they have come crashing back to earth even though they can win games in alot more ways but psycho Joe's philosophy is to just brick a thousand 3s and die trying and they will also become one of the worst contract team going forward. A rebuild is coming faster than Brad thought :)

>Celtics losing against the tanking raptors

did they hit up the strip club last night?

dat aldama kid is decent

Ime is not happy

I love how pissed off Ime Udoka gets with Amen if he ever makes a mistake on defense

>Brunson hasn't sat once this half
Thibs out of his mind

houston is going to get destroyed in a playoff series

>>146696957
>young team with no playoff experience
>gets knocked out of ‘offs early
well… yeah? what’s your point anon?

>theyre called the denver nuggets
>the mascot isnt a miner
>theyre called the houston rockets
>the mascot isnt an astronaut

what do teams have against humanoid mascots?

MIGHT WIN A RING WITH NIKOLA WOOOAAAHHHHH

>>146696966
Many hispanic women with wet pussies going out looking for white boys tonight

i thought NBA banned half the shit brunson does

WTFFF THE TANK IS RUINED

>>146696977
they should tank instead

Why do they always snap their head back like they're in a fucking shampoo commercial?

WE GOT PRECIOUS

>>146697000
You can’t get playoff experience without actually getting to the playoffs anon

dubs and someone spears brunsons knees

hol up... michael porter jr gets paid HOW MUCH?

rare Uncle Jeff sighting

>>146696941
Grizz got him with the 30th overall pick, same as Bane

HART JUST PUNCHED HIS TEAMMATE?

>>146697017
if you're not losing in the conference finals there's no point

>>146697030
ZACH LAVINE BROS

>Philly won’t even foul
KEK

Amen is not having a great game tonight, they have been working him like a dog recently

Saric with a beautiful move in the paint

What's up with the celtics losing against all these clown show teams lately? Do these bums just give up when the memechucks aren't hitting?

we did it knicks chaver!

Yeah, I'm thinking the Raptors are contenders

Wrf happened to Derrick white? Did he get paid this offseason?

>>146697067
he did play 41 minutes the other night

>>146697082
How the fuck is this team gonna stay healthy until the playoffs?
What is wrong with Thibs man

its over for my celtics, mazulla really has no plans

my wuffs are trolling

CELTICS LOST TO THE RAPTORS OMG LMAOOOO

>Celtics getting KWAB'd by another shit team
>they're not even injured
No way they're repeating.

>>146697095
its good cardio

Sengoon is ass

>>146697095
they won't knicks are a 2nd round exit

>>146697114
See >>146696787

>>146697114
He regressed this year. Sad.

>>146697114
ya he been stinky lately

RJ Barrett ALWAYS cooks Boston

>>146697095
Thibs was born in the wrong era, 200 years ago he'd have been a generational slave driver

i mean is it not already clear Cavs will be the eastern champion?

>>146697132
They better hope the Hawks don't make the play-ins

Thibs is an overrated coach.

>>146695771
>2025 2nd Round Pick (via Philadelphia, unprotected)
>- 2025 2nd Round Pick (via New Orleans, unprotected)

No way this is real right. Hornets really getting Flagg & Ace

>VORP leaving his team out to die again
look man we get it they are cooked without you please stop fucking up >our season

Not playing our best basketball rn but I’m confident the boys can find their energy

>>146697132
Cavs are a regular season team
See:
2014-15 Atlanta Hawks
2016-17 Boston Celtics

my celtics.....

i got a nickname for tatum: disputed
as in his championship is disputed

>>146697166
I'm pretty sure rockets would be up by 30 if Sengoon wasn't blowing up all these lay ups

how bout jayson "pete" tatum since he's definitely not repete

LMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO TO THE FUCKING RAPTORS

Westbrook has 5 turnovers already holy shit man

gayson gaytum lul

Tyrese GOATey can't win with these scrubs

excuse me?

heh...nothing personnel inceltic

rock bottom. its over we're pelican tier now. second in the east is last in the west

>>146697213
Enjoy missing out on Flagg

curry has more points that the t wolves and the 1st is almost over.

>>146697222
enjoy a first round exit

Kiss the fucking ring gn

>>146697222
With the first overall pick in the 2025 NBA Draft

The Washington Wizards select

Cooper Flagg, Guard, Duke

My Celties are imploding now so after the ASG we will only lose 4 games. This is literally characterbuilding so we ready for the 'offs.

>>146697222
They were never going to give him to us anyways

Imagine being an Eastfag

>>146697211
cAnt and Dubious Handles are shooting bricks all over the place

100 bucks that Tatum went into the locker room before the game and said "Call me The Anomaly" and that's why their bitchasses lost to the worst team in the league.

>>146697211
Nuggets and Wolves love to embarrass their home crowds this season.

this nuggs defense is putrid right now

b2b must be taking its toll

jkjkj we going back to back hehe hahhaha celtics in 5.

Wemby has 9 blocks but has shot 4/16

Is JG back Rocketsbros?

AE's 1st quarter 2pts, 2TOs, 20% FG%

gui santos was the key the whole time

>>146697302
im in the acceptance stage with jalen

if he puts up six points and goes 10%, okay

if he puts up 40 and shoots 90%, great

my rockshits finna win the chippy.

nuggets..... what happened?

Is jimmy buckets still in Miami? How is that still going on

ant... why is everybody ass today?

>>146697324
We live and die by the RNG. Unironically I don’t know if we trade him anymore. He’s a retard but a based retard who plays at an instinctual level and the more those instincts point toward consistency, the more I want to see how far he goes.

WestZEUS looking so lost without his better half right now..... shit is a Serbian tragedy

lmfao fuck minnesota fuck hattians

>>146697329
So the Suns signed Allen to a huge extension because they can't sign free agents. And signed Tyus Jones to a lowball deal because he wanted to compete for a ring. And now they want them gone. Who the fuck runs this team?

new thread
>>146697371
>>146697371

>>146697371
>>146697371
>>146697371

>>146697297
EdeyGOD is shutting down that height merchant

someone made a thread at 475. ignore it. do not respond to it. be the change you want to see.

we WILL be the change!

>>146697384
i just dont care man its like just 10 of us autist here anyways

>>146697377
shant

>>146697334
Literally just Dillion, Steven Adams, and fucking Fred have even seen the ‘offs before. It probably will be a year or 2 before we are actually contenders.

Those challenges are so gaaaayyyy
Fuck off with that garbage

>>146697398
be the change you want to see...do it for Dick....

this grizz team public enemy number 1

the 1 streak of non earlyfag is shattered

I'm team change. And you?

>>146697423
count the rings

I'm tired of Kidd letting teams go on runs and not calling timeouts earlier.

>>146697434
yea

>>146697436
okay now what

>>146697452
count them before you speak

This is such cancer, fix this Silver you dumb faggot
Announcers call it a smart play too, fuck that shit

>>146697456
i did?

>>146697404
every year is /our/ year, this is how bad it is being a houston sports fan.

>>146697461
calm down

HOLY SHIT GOALTEND

new on time
>>146697477
>>146697477
>>146697477

>>146697477
>>146697477
>>146697477
be the change you want to see.

Very cheap Pelicans win, refs are garbage once again

Kek refs are retards how can you miss that?

>>146690217
Yo is he balding?