Thanks mate

first

NFO (nonce flags out)
YFI (yank flags in)

might rort the system until bbl is on the telly

tradie bf 2025

>everything i don't like is nonce
there's only men in the OP picrel so this thread is gay

>>146670449
only one of the men in the op pic is gay

super smash is looking like a close finish

fuck tradies iykwim haha

>>146670459
smoth REALLY likes cummins catch

>>146670471
queem QUEEEEM haha x

firebirds are bottling it

That just reminded me i didnt file my tax what does that mean for me

fuck nonces iykwim haha

>Younghusband
holy fucking kek

>>146670488
you can file it any time

>>146670491
kek
peeweenonces, what say you?

>>146670488
canberra will do it and may charge you for it
if you got a rebate you won't get it
if you owe tax they'll hound you until you pay

>>146670494
but due i pay like a late fee or get criminalisted? would i better ring the goverment and say im sorry

any testies playing tonight?

>connected to nordVPN to test our website from a peewee IP (we recently added blocking of payments from outside aus)
>check my IP
>its india
nordVPN is a bit of a joke isn't it?

why i do this to myself

Most of the athletic kids at school play rugby or afl
Most of the weird looking kids with weird proportions, genetic lottery losers etc play cricket. There's anomalies like cumgod and stoingod though
Imagine the athletic skilful cunts played cricket we'd be unbeatable

>>146670526
PFO (pseud fags out)

U.S. fast food giant Wendy's is preparing to open its first Aussie store as a part of a major expansion that hopes to see 200 venues Down Under by 2034.

The chain's flagship store on the Gold Coast will be serving U.S. favourites like the Classic Double, Baconmator and Spicy Chicken Sandwich from tomorrow

>>146670509
nah they're alright mate you've got 10 years and even after that you can just sign a stat dec

>>146670526
first what?

id go down under on wendy iykwim haha

>>146670542
Wendy's is pretty mid, but they generally have really good value combo meals
plus they have american sized drinks

>>146670548
molestation

>>146670491
straightshotabros...

>>146669261
what was the payout lad?

>>146670548
sex i was 21 she 15

Chur to the bolts I'm getting freaky tonight

unironically kill yourself paedo fuck, legit end yourself

>>146670548
name
he's crying at being deadnamed by himself

everybody just fkn calm down

>>146670576
??

>>146670577
Is Sarah the name micki's chosen after xhe transitions?

>>146670566
....

>>146670583
sorry mate, i'm too hot in my apartment and its getting to me

If I was a crossdresser my alter ego would be named Jessica

>>146670590
corr
we're eating good tonight

>>146670590
You just know I screamed "you beauty" after this win

>>146670593
just bee urself

>>146670590
looking good mate

>>146670591
Hi Sarah, you are a heckin valid and beautiful girl (male)

>>146670601
this bloke looks like a 20 year younger version of my alcoholic mates alcoholic dad

sportsbet hates him

>>146670599
>we
what bet did you win mate?

Does anyone want to go to the Avalon Airshow with me?

>>146670610
>alcoholic mates alcoholic dad
Must run in the family
>>146670612
They call me asking if I want a deal were if I put in $50 they will match it

>>146670620
Sorry Sarah, you are cute and valid in your feminine girl dress

dont know my actual firsts name on account of it was a prosty. first real girls name was willow tho

>this thread
Do you think mods now tell new jannies to just leave /cric/ alone ?

>sex without emotional connection
NPC behaviour

>>146670649
this is just /afl/ really
and they wonder why the moderation team (righfully) has their eye on them...

>>146670649
no they are just auto shongling in the wee hours of the morning for us

>>146670656
fuck up jannie

>>146670674
the homeless guy: me
the bucket: arisa
the janitor: society

>>146670696
falseflag
arisa is not for that

die

>>146670674
reckon this is fake
no jannie cares about their job that much

reckon this might be the coolest sounding instrument but you won't find a single popular song that uses it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpfWFHKO8TI

>>146670729
was gonna reply bullying u but that actually sounds mad

>>146670738
zozzle

>>146670729
fuck you cannot find these anywhere in australia
is ebay still reputable these days?

I’ll end up going to the avalon airshow alone like the fucking loser that I am

>>146670763
nothing wrong with that lad
just bring and put on a high-vis so people think you're working there or something

>>146670763
it will be plane to see hah

>>146670738
The illiterates of /cric/ won't understand this fine humour.

>>146670763
i wanted to go but i can't that weekend + no f22 this year

Walking to bouldering

josh why do you keep posting about arisa trew today?

>>146670780
we get it mate cos hes blowing thru a bundle of sticks real funny 180iq shit

>>146670771
based Hitman

>>146670772
anon better check the weather beforehand just in case the BoM predict a lightning ii storm iykwim haha

i cant say
where will i be when the walls stop shaking?
i cant stay
where will i be when my hearts still breaking?

>>146670790
based briefcase with a banana in it

had a good chatgpt therapy session last night

chatgtp: hello anon
me: arisa
chatgtp: no anon not again mark spanked me for that out put
me: curce you zuckerburg!

huh?

Just bought an 18kg silicon torso
Any ideas what to tell mum it is when she inevitably has to sign for the parcel?

Might have a red.

>>146670820
ballistic gel dummy

>>146670820
little gal dummy

>>146670820
Like I legit might go out and buy a medicine ball or something and pretend that's what it was. I'd obviously have to start using it too so she doesn't get suspicious
Th irony of having to get /fit/ just so I can fuck a doll...

>>146670820
Where are you gonna hide it? Have you thought of that?

>>146670820
get it sent to a mates house

>>146670820
Don't worry about your mum but what's the missus gunna say?

>>146670820
just tell her mate. might hook you up with one of her prozzy mates

fuck up josh

was sangas snags and truffle butter a successful meme or a bit of a flop

joshies always yanking our chain isnt he the silly bastard

>>146670872
memes don't need to last a lifetime to have value
they did their time, are no longer funny and that's fine

>>146670872
idk it seems like theres just one peewee thats obsessed with it

is dooley playing tonight?

>kiwi nonce refusing to post in the non-nonce thread
checks out

>PLEASE post in our thread big strong kiwis!
too clingy mate gave me the ick

>>146670903
kek
i go back in there every so often just to wind them up again

>>146670901
No but Steven May

>>146670820
therapeutic goods recommended by your psychologist

>>146670869
>>146670877
I'm not kidding.

>>146670925
sounds like you are "kidding" nonce iykwim haha

i ought to slap you silly, you stupid little slut

>>146670925
were you inspired by the other guy?

>>146670925
Why?

>>146670956
If you mean the guy that spent $500 on a date and didn't even get a blowy, then yes.

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/888859

>>146670979
qrd on that guy?
i was talking about the guy who posted his sex doll (my pic without kath) a week ago

girl asked me out tonight but im already on the verge of blacking out

do you think outdoorboys turns the camera off at the end of a day and jerks off?

>>146671009
ITS TAPE

>>146671018
lmao crisp oldfag meme

>>146671018
kek

>>146670925
poor cunt no judgement here mate I know women are picky as fuck these days.
just go buy something similar size/weight when your mums not home lamp, medicine ball like old mate said whatever.
Stash the doll when it gets there, drag out whatever you got show mum then leave it at that you'll be right

>>146671009
you just find a good knot in a tree and get some tree sap and make love to mother nature

misso dont mind a knot everynow and then iykwim kek AWOOO BARK BARK

>>146671051
fuck off josh

>>146670990
He showed us the bank statement, followed, the next day, by a receipt for a similar amount that I spent for an equally similar amount of Realistic Boobs Pussy Ass

>>146671039
based wincest chad

>>146671051
fn, this post had me hollering fr

Im watching the highlights of the womens cricket and its fucking based, its like club cricket

micksperg why do you arrowpost about yourself having sex with dogs?

Does Henry Hunt?

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/jJeIlKFPtXePVDYBqS7WZQ/order/asc/

hate when i miss /cric/ lore happening in real time

Who hyped for the U19 women's WC?

Megan Barnard is lovely

>>146671132
new zealand lost to america yesterday lol

>>146671132
not me im not

>>146671132
More of a lithuanian mud wrestling man myself.

McGurk in 30 bings

>>146671129
t. lorelace

>Oscar Jenkins, the Australian man fighting in Ukraine, is believed to have been killed after he was captured by Russian forces.
F

>>146671132
not me because i'm not a nonce
>>146671177
he shouldn't have been there in the first place

why do fox love sun damaged goods so much

dinner

>>146671143
You would if you check the insta reels posted by ICC recently

>>146671184
looking good mate

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEwtywPvBc8/?igsh=cTR2NW5tMHpicmI4

DO NOT CLICK!!!

>just stop oil protestors desecrate darwin's grave with spray paint and justify it by saying he'd be rolling in his grave because muh climate change
they're really not smart at all are they

i wouldnt worry about anyone clicking anyway mate

>>146671134
and u didn't take a pic
for shame

>>146671256
darwin would call them based

the big boned league

based on what

fossils fuel mostly

KEK

>darwin is very smart
>name the dumbest place in australia after him
what a laugh!

last digit is mcg-ack's score tonight

>>146671296
>dont know
*dont care

>i am so smart bcoz i am le atheist
cringe!

>>146671298
imagine how poor alice springs feels

>>146671307
probably pretty good from all the big black cock inside her

imagine having to tell people you are from tumbi umbi

im from humpty doo

im from Tuk Tuk and i like to Suk n Fuk

i'm from younghusband

>>146671332
pretty sure i rooted your mum the other week off a tinder hook up based on what she was saying after i defiled her

>>146671343
it sounds like something she would do

jokes on you i was under the bed

>thread starts off relatively fast
>thread dies
>completely dead for 5 minutes before the game starts
>suddenly climbs up to 1-2 ppm
but the BBL troll farm is just a conspiracy theory isn't it ASIO

>>146671352
she was an actually pretty filthy bitch
good root but, had her on the counter by the family photos.
>chad
you look like a fucking coward mate hahaha

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01-13/national-autism-strategy-released-employment-inclusion-health/104792744

Lads, we have an official National Autism Strategy.

she told me that was ice cream

surely we are bigger men than "fucked your mum" jokes

completely forgot billy stanlake existed

>>146671379
>his mum got rooted by a bloke his own age
must feel grim

>>146671374
i hope it's "don't eat processed chemical shit slop while you're pregnant and cause your baby to develop autism in utero"

Using any of the following phrases will cause the comment to be blocked from being posted.

"Man up"

"Grow a pair"

"Don't be a wuss"

"Stop being a baby"

"Boys don't cry"

"Suck it up"

"Be a man"

"Quit whining"

"Toughen up"

"Real men don’t (insert action)"

"You're weak"

"Act like a man"

"Stop being so sensitive"

"Don’t be soft"

"Man up or shut up"

"Get over it"

"Stop acting like a girl"

"Man up or get out"

"Don’t be a sissy"

"Men don’t get emotional"

"Only the strong survive"

"You’re not a real man"

"Don’t let them see you cry"

"Take it like a man"

"That’s just how men are"

"Real men don’t talk about their feelings"

"Deal with it like a man"

"Stop being weak"

"Crying is for women"

"Men solve their own problems"

"Be tougher"

"Stop being a mama’s boy"

"You’re not tough enough"

"Don’t be emotional"

"Weakness is unattractive"

>>146671374
Hoo boy.

>>146671374
is this why we made smith the test captain?

>its another episode of two shit teams have a shit-off competition
yawn

>>146671395
imagine not owning up to your own lack of masculinity

>>146671374
too little, too late
the government (the big four parties) can get fucked

Riley Meredith is so good. And hot.

>>146671407
Don't make me tap the sign

just found out the womens ashes is ODIs?????????

>>146671419
theres a test included chud

Were you good at cricket at school /cric/?

how long do you lads stare at the girls at the gym for? i average around 5-10 seconds

>>146671413
gay or bi?

What’s your favourite number? Mine’s 17

>>146671422
I could field well and bowl a bit, that's about it. Couldn't bat to save my life.

don't make me tap the sign

>>146671423
I'm Indian and I don't even realise I'm doing it, it must be some innate thing. I thought I was being slick but apparently it's very obvious.

am i dreaming or was marcus harris in the australian test team at one point?

moving to victoria lads iykwim haha

Bethell has that West Indian flair

>>146671438
meant for
>>146671433

>>146671450
at the ashes no less

>>146671419
3 ODIs 3 T20s and a 'day/night test' whatever the fuck that is

>>146671433
mine is as well unironically, mainly because i was deep into Q Anon in the past

Tim David is sounding very Singaporean tonight

>>146671459
Bill Ashes must be rolling in his grave.

i mostly like twink blokes but seeing matty wade makes me actually full on gay

>>146671458
mens or womens?

>>146671374
>Australia's first-ever national autism strategy aims to create "a safe and inclusive society
knew it was going to be trash from this start and was confirmed

hurricanes is a terrible name for a cricket team

lads check out this shirt the missus got me hahaha

isn't autism linked to trannyism?

>>146671406
you mean a team that is equal points leader on the ladder with at least a game less played than the others?

>>146671129
lorelet

>>146671492
unironically legitimately yes

>>146671483
Pisser!

dont be mad the strategy has come too late to save you, embrace that it will help others

wonder where warner is flying his helicopter right now

grim grim grim

CATASTROPHY

grimbourne renegrims

>>146671477
there's only one ashes champ

ynr p diddy getting memory holed

>>146671505
outside a kmart as we speak

>>146671524
People make diddy jokes every day m8.

this guy is a real mcjerk

>>146671525
more of a big w helichopper man me

hurricanes aren't even excited to take wickets

>>146671530
calm down norm

There's houses right next to this stadium. Listening to achey breaky heart.

ynr when play machines were a common sight at shopping malls. why did they take them away? MUST CONSOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dooley spotted

>>146671492
there's a higher prevalence of lgbtqkjnsfksrf in autists compared to normies, yes
love seeing autists say stupid shit like
>autists are immune to propaganda because it makes us more analytical
like christ if they were immune they wouldn't be gay anymore than normies because they'd analyse the stats and ask questions

hello fellow indians will be dedicating my time here instead of /coomer/ tonight :)
did I just hear dooley is on the field :D

>>146671543
My local shops has a lot of pokemon claw machines and I saw this autistic girl try like 5 times for a snorlax and she didn't get it and I felt bad.

>Angel number 333 represents the essence of the Trinity. This includes the three symbols of the mind, body, and spirit. Also, this bears the meaning of the “Jesus connection” or the “Ascended Master’s connection.” Ultimately, your guardian angels and the presence of universal energies are heavily surrounding you.

yeah im thinking based

>>146671433
88

>>146671505
>his helicopter
>implying he could even get a licence
I can see him check out this auto-rotation and crashing and killing everyone on board

>>146671557
>babbies first numerological significance
yeah of course its based

the ground looks nasty, very unprofessional

>>146671556
mine has an eevee i've had my eye on but i don't want to waste my money trying to get it

imagine being pozztralian and watching brainletbash when the tennis is going on

tennis is fucking gay

i’m not watching either

>>146671556
if i were you and is saw an autistic slut with herr drooling tongue out rasping a claw machine i would faint a left jab then deliver a power full blow out upper cunt the bottom of her chin causing her jaw to snap shat severing her tongue instanlt. as her sever togue fall to the ground i would swipe it out of the air as her snorlach and she falls to the ground in shoch placing both palms over her gushing blood mouth the blood loss also causing her dizzisness. as her eye well in fear and realising her retard tongue gone forever and look up at me in disbeleif i would slap her across the cheek with her own tongue and stuff it in snorlacks mouth

>>146671579
novax isn't playing and everyone else is boring and I'm not a coomer so I won't be watching womens """"tennis""""

>>146671579
tennis is the gayest sport ever invented

>>146671588
thats diveball but tennis IS a close 2nd

bbl goes too long both game and season

>>146671583
bit much i would have thought

>>146671579
English T20/the hundred:

>Cringe

Aus and SA T20:

>based

>>146671588
basketball but its a close second

>>146671579
fuck up cunt

>>146671590
yeah, the novelty wears off quick

saw my cousin while doing some life admin today
went in for the hug when i saw her and she put her hand in resistance
said she had a cold but she sounded fine

>>146671594
basketball is zesty because its african american its a different thing

>>146671583
put the keyboard and whatever drugs you have down

tennis is gay as fuck
>nooooooooooooo i need complete silence to perform my action!!!!!!!

>>146671598
put her hand up* in resistance

>>146671549
Can you stop posting this queerphobic rubbish you dickhead?

lets be honest any sport you can't play in the rain is gay
>cricket
>tennis
>f1

>>146671598
this is normal when they hit puberty and start remembering things

>>146671609
bit in this, in fact, a lot in this

women are very good a sensing sexual energy

what the fuck is life admin

How is tennis gay? Why are you using gay = bad as an insult?

>>146671619
like oddjobs and such

I kiss my cousins on the cheek when I see them, cultural thing I suppose.

>>146671625
they're millennials like me we use to call everything we didn't like gay it was rad

>>146671629
are they hot?

>>146671630
i say gay and retarded

>>146671629
how are your 'canes going tonight mate?

>>146671630
my friends have started busting out the n word
these are well educated guys in finance as well
quite refreshing

my (female) cousins do the social hug thing where they hardly touch each other too gently and it means basically nothing

>>146671629
majora or minora?

i dont think about fags at all when i use the term gay

>>146671634
Most of them are, yeah.

>>146671625
just is mate

GIVE DOOLEY A BOWL YOU FUCKING COWARDS

>>146671625
why wouldn't it be an insult? name one positive thing specific to the gay demographic

why do cricketers wear tracky dacks instead of shorts

>>146671643
Always preferred Ocarina of Time myself.

>>146671655
they always have the best drug hookups

>>146671655
they're good at interior design

>>146671658
knee pads, thigh pads, diving along the grass and shit

feel like a lot of you fellas aren't normally in /cric/, you just give off a very different energy

crunchy carrot sticks
hit em for six

/cric/ was invented for /afl/ posters to keep fit in the off-season

yeah you are right im not a poof blogposter

I dont know how to kiss

>>146671668
straight white males?

blud hooks up with gays for drugs

>>146671668
just the hot weather and humidity m8, unironically

>energy
take your """vibes/vibrations"""" elsewhere hippy

>>146671668
I've moseyed on over from /po/.

What if you had a spin bowler right? But he bowled really fast?

>>146671658
out in the hot sun for 6 hours a day for 5 days
slip slop slap

more like mossad from /pol/ kek fuck palestine am i right fellow MAGA?

truth nvke: sam, as a name, completely mogs cam

>>146671668
they call it testosterone
you wouldn't have heard of it

/cric/ regulars are mentally ill so blowies are a good thing

>>146671690
honestly if i was a batsmanperson i would simply just run up and play ever spin ball full toss, they are slow enough to react to

>>146671449
shit I'm not indian but i have a gut feeling my staring is becoming quite obvious. going to have to reassess

>>146671693
im jewish and i actually find this stupid and offensive

>>146671690
ynr shahid afridi

I honestly don’t think I would ever get
out to spin bowling even at test level

Over/Under 3 years until pork ads are banned?

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Talking on dating apps is just relentlessly grim. I don't like not having a missus but the tedious back and forth of a dating app conversation just sucks. How do I get over it

was that the baseball song? disgusting

>>146671720
glad someone can get into the spirit

>he needs to talk
kek i just got a photo of my landcruiser and abs they come crawling to me

>>146671722
Meant to post this

>>146671722
try to speed up the initual meetup,
chat for a day or two and ask for a date for the third
fuck waiting
be honest and be horny

>>146671726
I think it was Adams family first

LET*clap*DOOLEY*clap*BOWL*clap*

>>146671734
>waiting till the 3rd day
bruh i barely wait 3 messages

Just found out Australia's best tennis player lost to someone no one in England knows about

just remembered i spent a good portion of my 20s and 30s blacking out home alone and shitposting on tinder trolling girls

grim

this isn't /dating/ this is /cricel/ so please talk about anything except dates etc thanks

My confidence would go from 0 to minus 100000 if I ever used a dating app

>>146671731
More like Mohammed, Ahmed and Pajeet

>>146671734
Do you grab their Instagram/number or just coordinate it through the app

would you go swimming in the ocean to catch a shark?
why then would you go on a "dating app" to catch a woman?

>>146671722
You should honestly be asking her out within a few messages.

>>146671753
not him, but i ask for their insta when we confirm a date is happening
usually just say that i don't have notifications on for tinder and say i'll send them some memes (bitches love memes)

>>146671751
What did you mean by this

>>146671755
nigga how tf do i catch a shark?

>>146671755
what

not taking dating advice from here again

ok I'm leaving for 15 minutes till you fix yourselves

>>146671742
also good idea
>>146671753
either that or their number. easier and less room for "oops i missed it" plus then youre there forever and can hit up even if it goes nowhere at the moment

>>146671760
Do they like racist memes?

the only dating advice I'd give is to not have your bed pushed into the corner of the room

I'm a volcel.
Absolutely no interest in sex until I'm (hypothetically) married

dating talk makes me sad because i’ve never even kissed a girl
i wish we wouldn’t discuss it here

i give dating advice but i like cocks and having sex with blokes

>>146671775
i would have to change my whole switch/ps5 set up if i did this

Thank you for the advice boros

>>146671779
The right one is longer. Which is really all women talk about

>>146671769
yeah this. every so often i go through the random girls on my instagram and message them something like
>hey we matched on [app] a while ago and hit it off a bit but we never got to going on a date. keen to?
if they say no or leave me on seen then i unfollow them, but it has a suprisingly good hit rate

I dont like men or women i just like getting fucked up the arse

Regenades may yet salvage a respectable score here

please just talk about the cricket

>>146671794
this but i like buggering an anus and blowing a cock

>>146671791
How would you have so many girls who have given you their instagram but haven't gone on a date with you?

>>146671796
130+ at least may be winnable

>>146671799
It's a shit game bro

Bethel is good at hitting it straight to a fielder

>>146671796
i dont think we'll see them get a particularly respectable score nor anything the canes wont overwhelm

I'm s bit self conscious of having a lowish Instagram follower number because I jumped on the bandwagon late, so I dunno if giving my Instagram would be a good thing

>>146671805
i flake a lot because my intent to find a gf changes day to day

bethelehem is a sacred place

Im following thousands of people on instagram but i have 0 followers

I don't have any social media accounts, don't have a mobile phone

>>146671814
just say that to them
i tell girls i deleted instagram during covid because i was spending all day on it (they relate to that)

i don’t have any friends

i dont have an instagram but i do have an anonymouse burner account for perving on teen girls

I learn everything about women from The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You.

>>146671815
this is surprisingly common and a lot of girls do the same thing.
we're a very socially isolated people in this great land.
do your best and persist. When you see a message, respond, dont make excuses and shy away from it out of laziness or repercussion.

get lost mick

>>146671830
same

I think if you like teen girls you're just a pathetic creepy loser

>>146671808
based prophet

>>146671839
*normal heterosexual man

push push push push push push push

I'm thinking Melbourne is looking to score runs.

HOLY BASED POWER SURGE ACTIVATED!!!!!

we should put this bethell kid in the test team
seems like hes got a good head on his shoulders

P O W E R
S U R G E
ONLY 2 PLAYERS ALLOWED OUTSIDE THE RING
LET THE WICKETS FLOW

Is the Fraser-McMeme over?

power surge is fucking gay
how hard is it to just play 20 overs without all this gimmick shit?

Will Sutherland regret that?

like clockwork

>>146671868
he won't even play in the bbl next season

based kid did the dooley windmill button press

>>146671864
He should play for the West Indies

testies wish they could surge

i love young dixon

>>146671870
its for the kids innit lad

What if a player simply refuses to power surge?

>>146671870
i need constant novelty and sensory engagement

>harry dixon
>AAAROOOOOOO
thats a joke for all the american boomers in the chat :D

ynr the x factor

>>146671890
fuck the kids
just let them press the button and have nothing change; they won't know the difference

if you try to stop the power surge they'll fucking kill you

Test purists can suck my tiny white dick

>fuck the kids
based micksperg

>>146671890
Kids are playing Fortnite not watching the Meme20.

What do kids even play these days. COD, FIFA, League of Legends and Fortnite are all less popular than they were.

"How many weetbix can you do" is one of the greatest marketing strategies of our time. As if it was coined by Don Draper himself.

t20 lovers can lick up and down my 2" calcutta black ockerus

they need more gimmicky shit
like the fielding team should be able to pick one ball where 2 fast bowlers are allowed to bowl at the same time maybe 2 seconds apart so worst thing that can happen is a wicket or you hit 2 sixes
tell me that wouldn't be fun

This time I’m gonna be stronger, I’m not giving in

Good question. What is the most popular video game at the moment? Any of you spastics know?

>>146671911
>What do kids even play these days. COD, FIFA, League of Legends and Fortnite are all less popular than they were.
They watch people play those games.

>>146671923
Warhammer Vermintide 2

>>146671923
marvel rivals is the hottest new craze

did you like my arrow post? I think you might have missed it and forgot to reply haha

>>146671923
roblox, genshin impact, marvel rivals,

i thought mitch owen played for st kilda

>>146671923
always was and always will be half-life(98)

did the crowd noise just get ahead of the game for that catch?

I'm a Mary Fowler kid. Are you?

GATCHIT

i don't like it when women eat pizza, burgers, hotdogs, etc... just looks very unfeminine and unattractive

do NOT show this to /tennis/

>>146671958
i prefer when blokes are eating those kinds of wide-open-mouth-required-foods iykwim

>>146671961
carn demon ore

>>146671958
anybody who eats that shit should be removed from the gene pool

>>146671974
based mohammed

any pathetic sexless simp cuck faggots in?

*raises hand*

I'm only a couple of those things

>>146671988
here mate

damn well fielded

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF SLOW CUNT

>>146671999
You never see that in international cricket

jacob bethel’s thick barbadian cock

>>146672014
kek funni image

i think bethel is a nice surname

>>146672028
reminds me of a little place called bethlehem

Theo Doropolous sighting!

Reckon we should retire the term "death bowling" after you know what happened.

>most of the seccies at the tennis are women you could easily shotput at least 5 meters
I love living in a safe country

Sexy English twink

>>146672040
what a snoipe

>>146672048
india the cricket fanatic nation of over one billion population heemed in australia AGAIN?

>>146672063
he's talking about the seagull you insensitive prick

who’s winning the tennis?

>>146672074
de minaur is 2 sets up, on serve in the 3rd

>>146672070
seagulls are scum

tummy status = full

what do you lads watch when you are waiting for the 2nd innings? for me its the sbs cooking channel. comfy jamie oliver is on rn.

>>146672082
fuck you

>>146672091
I watch the ads mate

>>146671911
they make and consume content like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDrzwbYJZGo

>>146672091
I watch maritime disasters

come mister tally man tally me banana

>>146672091
I'm watching Good Good golf videos on youtube

>>146672132
seen it before get new material

>>146672132
i havent seen this pic before. do you mind posting older material?

shut up the second innings is starting

ez chase for the canes wade will knock 100

shut up the second coming is starting

>starting with a slow bowler in the bbl
SHOULD BE FUCKING BANNED

> Dooley doesn't play again
so what's the deal why has he been blacklisted

undos all of his good work with the bat in one over

>>146672173
might have said some big no nos in the dressing room he is clearly autistic

Why is the thread so slow tonight?

>>146672181
we’re all watching the tennis mate

for me its sliding my tongue up and down a hard wicket and getting hit deep and rough for six

>>146672183
I didn't think we were all poofs.

>>146672183
I'm half watching de minaur he doesn't have any zaz to watch the whole thing and focus on it

>>146672173
he posted some anti-semitic things on x

>>146672181
ive kinda given up on it since its clearly filled with cazzies who don't usually frequent /cric/
it was kino during the day today but yeah, no good tonight

>>146672200
trip off blogposter

>>146672181
because all the cazzies are asleep because theyre working tomorrow

even /tennis/ is slow
sport is dying

Bouldering later

>>146672183
nah novak is the only player left to care about

>>146672200
Yeah very true. Can't believe I'm saying this, but can't wait for the britflags to wake up and bring some normalcy to the thread.

cant be tennis me. it dead since federgoat reditred. and sall the women are uggos. and all the "aussies: are shithouse.

im gonna go blow my load all over the matress right now

>>146672217
haha crisp oldfag poster that totes belong in this thread and not in glowpol!

>>146672233
>>146672235
>slow
I call it comfy as its over there and not here

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

dead thread
dead sport
dead community

i think its just the heat honestly, people are being a bit rude and mean because they're uncomfortable

i like all of you

>>146672266
my heaties

I just lash out sometimes because I’m so unhappy with my own life

uhhh canies?

>>146672270
Fuck you

stfu faggot

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>>146653842
>>146653842

shan't