arisa the hsgf
(heavy slogger, good fielder)

sorry lad

legal slogs only i hope

>still no cric on today
SAD!

>>146660835
there's no cric til like middle of the year lmao

where we dropping boys? deep fine leg? gully?

based poosh getting showered in (you)s from all the marks with elite tradie 'mick

It's up

>>146670363
team footy when

jsut got back from driving the fairlane around listening to my twin peaks ost cassette
very comfy time

think this broke the tardie's brain
>>146670283

>>146653900
you the nonce fuck
(kill yourself)

>>146670372
haven't worked for 5 years mate, wouldn't even know how to hang a door kek

>>146670363
holy shit
/crug/ we are so back

>>146670408
>>146670408
>>146670408
>>146670408
we're in here lads (no nonce-ery thread)

>>146670419
how is this a nonce thread?

>>146670419
don't think so cunt

>>146670419
fuck off

>>146670419
this is the thread (as in the one we are currently in not the one i am quoting)

>>146670424
theres a reason this was created last night and not used - some anon was nonceing over that skater girl in the OP
hence why everyone's in the other thread

>>146670453
>2 replies
haha

>>146670453
you're a retard
the reason this wasn't used is because this wasn't posted in the previous /cric/
>>146653841 was created 1 post before >>146653842 and linked before >>146653842 could post this thread in the previous one
but sure it's because of noncery when everyone can just ignore or report anon for being a nonce

>>146670453
you and your 1 retarded tradie mate = everyone

>>146670504
G O N E
O
T
E
M

alright changed my mind, do NOT come to the thread with everyone else
stay in your nonce containment thread

>>146670504
meant for
>>146670530

why is this guy so obsessed with nonces lol

>>146670538
>>146670449 is why
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POST A NONSEXUAL PIC

seems like a lot of effort to make a /cric/ thread in order to post about literally anything other than cricket. school holidays and the Summer Of Cricket™ were a mistake

>>146670605
perplexing post considering this general shouldn't exist outside of the summer of cricket

>>146670605
it's not at all hard to make a thread
same amount of effort to make one whether it's for posting about cricket or blogposting about toil

i know you cunts have pitifully snuck into my thread
hope you know i know and am keking at you right now

Might buy some cigars for golf. Any recces?

>>146670605
micktranny has to be the OP for every thread she posts in.

>>146670685
i know you know i know you know and i don't care
problem
>>146670713
that's impossible otherwise i wouldn't have posted in /bet/

might have a coffee while I wait for cricket to come back

>>146670728
>T20
>W
it's gonna be a long wait mate

refuse to post in the other thread so I was gonna put my replies in here
but I just had a look and there aren't even any fucking cricketing posts in that thread lmao
pathetic

>>146670879
laptop thumbing toilers blogposting?

>>146670702
partial to a toscanello rosso atm, don't take two hours to get through and taste good, but no good for impressing your yuppie mates with conspicuous consumption and brand name wrappers

>>146670879
so the same as this thread

>>146670974
yeah but this one is the actual thread so it's ok

>>146670998
is not

>>146671050
is too

>>146671050
why is it not ok?

>>146671132
don't think anyone cares tb h

nice thread retards KEK

mad handscum is 33yo and still failing to score even in the australian """youth""" squad

Is this "the" thread this time?

carn canes

is this really a cric thread

>>146672321
yes and steven may
>>146672327
cric is just toilposting when there's no test on

>>146672327
it’s not a racing thread mate so i don’t know why you’re posting a picture of a horse

great knock wakim you dickhead

>>146672334
horses are athletes and so are riders only poor cunts who have never ridden think otherwise

>>146670363
did they make vettori look like a pajeet on purpose?

>>146670363
>team rugby
what kind of rugby?

Just listening to some spotify

>owwwww yeaaaahhhhhaaaaaa
is that a sexual thing? that the kids say
or is it a uwu thing??
the dj just did it

>>146672371
>is that a sexual thing? that the kids say
YOU ARE... LE NONCE!!

>>146672375
just asking I have no fucking idea kids are fucking weird these days and I was asking how degenerate society is getting while watching the wholesome game of cricket

do you guys watch things with closed captions?

https://www.tiktok.com/@icc/video/7325578098978704642?lang=en
found the english team doing it
still fucking weird and sounds gay

>>146672371
its weird isnt it
i have seen numerous shots of kids in the bbl this year either gesturing sucking cock or licking pussy

>>146672426
we're getting old or kids are fucking messed up in the head

>>146672426
They’re giving gluck gluck as a meme you dumb boomer

Does Zampa’s face trigger anyone else or just me? He looks like every teenager who would’ve bullied me when I was 12

kek nah he just looks a bit silly to me but I guess he needs glasses and thats ok cause everyone loves harry potter (goggles) here

>haha its funny cause its a sound byte of a girl moaning in porn
>haha it will be even funnier if we get kids to mimic the sound
why are they like this

>>146672456
the west has fallen

>>146672467
not so much but imagine if parents actually cared

PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH

going sleep lads night night

What's tasmania like /cric/

What's the climate like? Flora and fauna? People?

What are the biggest differences to the mainland?

i dont like bbl anymore

>>146672505
I went there recently, it's not that different to the mainland. It's only the South East that has the weird flora.

The people are somewhat more rough and wild.

The climate is roughly as warm in summer as on the mainland but in winter it gets much colder. During summer it also gets cold at night which doesn't happen at all on the mainland.

Biggest difference is that it's more isolated and more insular, the accents are thicker and people can immediately tell if you're from the mainland.

>>146672505
less abos

>>146672505
about the same, but it'll be 10°C and overcast and you'll get skin cancer in 10 minutes

>>146672505
the people there are kinda like humans except more retarded and stupid. imagine the first and second mad max without the desert

would it be easier for me to get a gf in tassie

>>146672561
probably. you'd be a 9 down there easily

>>146672505
never been, but I believe it's a fine place

think this DJ might be schizophrenic

seen two of the most cooked things in indian porns just now
first
>last 3 mins of the hour long video he's got her in missionary
>all of a sudden they do some bollywood editing and the naked girl transforms into a guy wearing a sari
>he starts strangling the guy on top of him
second
>mum and son share a hotel room
>they're about to go to sleep
>son says hes going to place some bets
>camera zooms in on phone and he's placing some bets on BBL matches
kek

bullshit ump, that's farkern GAWN

choke bart

RIGGED

based timmy

melbourne is simply fucking shit at sport, got to appreciate the delusions to the contrary tho (otherwise they'll sudo stab you)

>>146672674
if gay sex was a sport they would dominate

eastern capers? feeling sick to my guts. and it's not (maybe) the boerwurst

>drop doolGOD
>hobart become elite
doolgodbros.....

>>146672684
they seem more submissive to me

MYCAINES
MY'RICAINES
MERRYCAINES
tassiela u in moite¿

>>146672693
kekKk

@146672867
grimeyla pls

>>146672561
...yh
>>146672403
...yh
>>146672327
...yh

piss off sebbo

https://youtu.be/UrLwB7RuFdw
x

hi sebbo

why would you buy a second hand car?

>>146673064
imagine buying a used house? wtf? people have shat it it already! grotty!

i buy used undies

Only buy new build Deano boxes me

SA20

SA20 is not BBL right

>>146674222
No it’s way better

>>146674222
looks like my heckin good boi blatro run

>>146674726
so true

Bongoloids must be jerking themselves off dry

Anybody got the new seagull clip?

S C O R C H I E S

>>146675071
>>146675081
that's not daicos iykwim haha

idgi

>>146671189
meant for
>>146675337

just parked outside the gym lads

feeling extra depressed this morning

just got inside the gym lads
>>146676998
picrel

>>146676998
here for you lad xoxo

Currently eating panna cotta

Finished eating panna cotta

panna cotta more like canna potta LOOOOOOOOOOOL

canna potta more like can i go potty mumza lol lmao even

so big if true

>>146677999
>>146678130
keep us in the loop mate

>>146673043
'chabin bla x

2025, the year I do everything I've been procrastinating about

>>146679943
e/acc
lfg fella x

just been bouldering (Newcastle)

BASED
just need few tiny doses of cric to get me going ngl

umps decision just came back on YFs

grimeyla seething in 1..2..et wala
there it's

>>146680278
wtf

womens super smash starting shortly

>>146681064
thought that was later tonight haha iykwim

>>146680878
literally me rn ngl x

>>146681339
thanks unc

>>146681406
aw you just learnt a new word

>>146681406
awwww soOo qt

Threadly reminder

kiwis hit racism for sex iykwim haha

caved and got the wicked wings lads

>>146681496
looking juicy mate

laugenbrezeln

holy grire

Just a reminder to all toilers to get your annual leave in now for dates between 22 April - 24 April

3 days A/L gets ya 10 days off

>>146683075
nah i'll "work" those days, save 3 days of leave and then just play golf every day anyway

>>146683075
based

might rort the system later idk

>>146683075
but who's going to hang a door in my house?

Maybe hang a noose

>>146683377
got a spare $5000 mate? I'll do it for you

>>146683354
crisp "asylum seeker"

>>146683354
crisp geelong football club

tradie 'mick still going strong

tradieez nutz iykwim haha

>>146683075
also reminder to neets every day is annual leave and you are free to do as you wish

how do neets afford to hang a door?

with your tax ;)

id probably kill myself if I didn't have a job

>>146683990
i made millions off of parsiq and never paid a cent of tax on it, so not my tax :)

love it when NEETs boast about being on cenno. its not enough money to live on kek.

>>146684026
>>146684039
>>146683995
hahahahaahahahahaha

>>146683995
Fuck really cunt? KEK

I get paid $40 an hour to sit in an air conditioned office and shit post

poor fag cope kek

>another day without even the slightest hint of cricket
indescribably grim

must tear down this capitalist hellscape

>I get paid 40 dollars an hour to sit in an office with pajeets and do womens work
awesome kek

if I was only getting 40 AUD an hour I'd probably go find a new job but hey maybe that's just me
being happy with very little is actually a commendable trait, wish I could be more like that

the truth is we lost our humanity a long time ago

>Home seekers now need a household income of nearly $280,000 a year to afford a house at the current city median price of about $1.44m and about $160,000 a year to buy an average unit ($850,000)
>40 an hour
>80k a year before tax
lmao

the pajeets in my office are all women under thirty
some of them are absolutely gorgeous too, one is legit 11/10
i'm ok with this

>>146684353
regional prices are the same, even worse on the coast. you are literally a poorfag if you only make 40 an hour in current year

Why lie?

I live within 2 hours of Sydney and can get this 607m2 block cheap as

>mfw the misso earns 2.5x what I do so I can afford to work a mid paying but extremely low effort/low stress job
sure is /comfy/ here lads

Is there a low carb beer that will satisfy the tastes of a coopers green drinker?

>>146684448
fuck thats not bad eh, pretty shit house but nice area. still youre not paying that off on 40 an hour

>>146684448
>bomaderry
>2 hours from sydney
kek

Mate I can get to Newtown in under 2 hours, sorry you drive like a Nancy

Most low carb beers are lager unfortunately

Trash low carb beers:
Pure Blonde
Hahn Ultra Dry
Hahn Gluten Free
The Woolies version of above (Steersman)
Summer
Better Beer
Coopers Lager

Just acceptable but still boring:
Carlton Dry
Burleigh Heads Big Head

t. Type 1 who justs takes extra doses because lager is so shit

the princes highway is a fucking shitfight and you literally have to pay to drive on it
any alt route is an extra hour
40 dollars an hour is shit cunt, youre not buying a house in bomaderry on it unless you eat air for every meal and shower at the beach, accept it and move on

hate real estate agents
simple as x

>>146684581
>the princes highway is a fucking shitfight and you literally have to pay to drive on it
>any alt route is an extra hour
Youre fucking lying through your teeth, I go to gigs in Sydney almost every weekend, toll roads save 5 minutes at best

i thought port kembla was in papa new guinea lol

I went from my mates apartment in st leonards to jarvis bay in ~ 3 hours last year and that's further than bomaderry
I reckon you might just drive like a Nance (nonce) mate

Bought this one I’ll let yas know how it is

>>146684646
how many k's did it take for your anus to stop leaking?

>>146684655
not sure what you mean actually mate
was eating some good biltong on the journey there though
I can do that and drive at a normal speed because I'm not a Nance (nonce)

>its good bro I only have to drive 20 hours a week to my 37.98 an hour (rounded up to 40 for 4chan) pajeet den office job so I can pay off the imaginary fibro house i dont own that the bank wont give me a loan for because I only earn 40ish dollars an hour
give up poorfag

>>146684669
i look really similar to this but with a shaved head

>>146684675
how ya been keub

>>146684650
Yeah it tastes like shit

>>146684684
not sure who that is tbqhwyl

>>146684690
why did you get so many if you weren't sure how it tasted?

>>146684641
you're thinking of port moresby champ

How much do the police pay joshie? thinkn i might join up.

>mates
>flag
doubt

>>146684713
sorry meant bru's

fush and chups

>>146684699
Idk

>ausissy mad the peewee is handsome, charismatic and therefore has so many friends that they overflow into his country
have you tried just being more likeable mate kek?

>>146684763
Alright I’m garn /tennis/

just to be clear, if you have to drive more than 50mins (without traffic) to get to a city, you are NOT close to that city

>>146684782
maybe you'll find some friends in there mate

I didn’t actually mean to reply to you dickhead

didn't actually ask champ I thought you were fucking off?

I don't like cricket oh no
I love it

>>146684572
>Hahn Gluten Free
Had this in Fiji :D

>>146684894
this tbqh
sick of being lumped in with the neets itt

didn't actually ask champ, settle down

>>146684911
Everyone here is anonymous anon. If you want to be a part of a group and be appreciated for how unique and special you are you can try reddit :)

Bought this one I’ll let yas know how it is

>>146684937
it's not even quite nice mate
it's Tui spec if you aren't memeing

>>146684943
good call. unironically how I would describe it to someone who's never tried it before lol. "just tastes like tui"

>>146684937
wakachangi chips are also ass

This is going great.

Uhhhh poopeelandsisters.. our response??

>>146684965
does aussie humour exist? would love to see some

Only thing that really comes to mind is the Castle, but it's not really even that funny, more enjoyably wholesome

>>146684130
I like my job. I'm a system rorting tradie. Get to go to different sites every few weeks and get a sense of satisfaction helping to build schools and infrastructure for the future generation (muhammad and pajeet haha grim)

Hungry Jacks is pretty funny

for me, its renowned kiwi comedian, melanie bracewell

a still image of an old cricket match? keklmao my sides (i don't get it)

>>146685000
think it's usually just racism or how retarded we are

>>146685012
haha yea that was good
daft cunt didn't realise he was supposed to bowl it over rather than under
funny aussies eh!

>>146685015
Didn't she literally get raped by r/cricket?

>>146684879
nonce

>>146685030
racist white men simply cannot watch this without seething
>>146685041
cute :)

>>146685015
kek

>>146685041
idgi why is there blood

>>146685041
is that will young's gf lmao

>>146685015
any relation to famous black cap doug bracewell?

they call me The Comedian cos when i tickle teen girls feet they giggle

did that australian version of the office ever take off?

kiwi girls are built for aussie cock pic related the missus

Think they call you the nonce m8

>BBL on weekdays
come on man I missed like 4 matches of muh Sixxies

Contemplate the aroma

>>146685074
rancid

>>146685079
hallo Dutchbro

smiling assassin is on the chase lads

>>146685074
WHO

>>146685097
Her name is Tariana Turia mate
enjoy

alright lads... would you?

worried that I made the wrong captain choice AGAIN
if Isak scores more than 10 points I'm a fucking retard

>>146685107
dont think theres been a single cricket player in the history of mankind called isak mate

Miss Alice

never got the hype around miss alice tb h

just not my type

>>146685073
doubt it, all i remember about it was seeing the trailer and seeing so much DEI casting

>>146685097
the wife

>>146685132
her body in her prime was elite tbphwym

>>146685136
reverse image search only returns pictures of gypsys

feel bad for maori blokes their women are rough

>>146685073
apparently it did, it also had high ratings

"Critical response

On review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, the series holds a 71% rating with an average rating of 6.1/10, based on 14 reviews.[13] "

https://collider.com/the-office-most-successful-australian-amazon-original/

https://www.instagram.com/faerie.dest/

>>146685149
more like roughed up iykwim haha

>>146685149
yea, hot maori girls are rarer than hot Indian women I'd say
but they do exist, albeit in small numbers

ha

are you having a stroke mate?
what the fuck is /cir/c?

>>146684786
I'm 5 hours from the nearest city. Is that good?

2025 year of that one hot maori gf

>>146685169
sorry. meant /cric/

>>146685181
What on earth is wrong with you mate?

i'd give Mara the ick ickwim haha iykwim haha

fucking hungry as cunt
might get a lil cheeky pre-dinner Grill'd

>>146685224
>pre-dinner Grill'd
>pre-dinner
What do you eat for dinner?

>>146685227
Grill'd

>>146685227
Grind'r

>>146685230
Why not cook your own food?

>>146685233
top, bottom or vers, mate?

>>146685227
usually another serving of uber eats tbqhwyl but i eat dinner at like 8:30pm normally

>>146685240
top for closet case tradies mostly

>>146685227
i don't want to talk about it

Umm are you aware how many underpayment allegations have been levied against Grill'd? Don't support them.

>>146685261
i've always paid full price?

i support grill'd cause they're system rorters

reckon BBL starts too late

>peewees bullied out of thread
KEK

>>146685277
crisp "asylum seeker"

dont support any chain slop or the pajeets who deliver the shit

>>146685274
i dont even know how it'd be possible to underpay on uber eats

>>146685246
In my experience tradies are usually tops, surprised to hear that

>>146685309
t. married tradie with 3 kids sucking my dick yesterday

>>146685409
Sorry mate, thought we had something

Watching Irish cricket is a bit like watching the Special Olympics. They mean well and they're trying their best but it's still hard to watch.

>bought a drawing pad for memes
crisp or grire?

Hollywood Undead

>>146685393
Grindr is horrible
>go on grindr
>get a message from a profile with a picture only showing the abdomen
>"hey just letting you know we have to keep this quiet", I'm married
>have to try and figure out whether he has a husband or wife
>if he's got a wife I immediately block

>>146685433
grire
better off using paper and pencil

You guys are joking right?

>>146685454
Why do you block, if I was gay that’d be hot

>being a sodomite
grim desu

Not a big fan of ending up in a lake of fire myself

Went for a piss and when I got back two yuppie Asian chicks were in my seats (left my bag there); I didn't mind because I knew they'd be off by Hornsby.
It was fun staring at them while miming the lyrics to Vermilion by Slipknot. Sweated a lot at work today so I was probably really stinky too lol
I use a woman's shoulder bag because it's more convenient than a backpack, so they probably thought I was just some dainty fag or woman and not a big smelly man who sinks 7 beers on a Wednesday

>>146685489
It's summer so all of /afl/ comes here stinking up the place with their cum filled arses

>>146685491
Straightest tradie

>>146685491
how much would you charge to hang a door though mate

>peewee upset because his blogfest and marathon crawling up to bongs sessions get lost in a torrent of shitposting every summer
suck it up princess, /cric/ is SHIT during the footy season

don't get a tradie vibe from that blogpost, probably more sorting recycling or wrapping pallets

How do I get an Irish cricket playing gf?

>>146685550
I don't use this application.
Could you kindly explain what this means please?

@kiwi e30 bro looks like i have a deal locking in to buy one of the 318is. 5k. will keep you updated but im very excited :D

>>146685561
Idk
>>146685560
So cute

big irish head

Mrs Potato Head iykwim haha

How bad is life in China?
Ugh! You have no idea how bad life is in China!

I mean, every morning I get up and go to work. On my way to work, as I drive my ebike, I’m forced to go around the people who are cleaning the streets. How horrible the government is to employ people to do such despicable things as sweeping up fallen leaves (which can cause slippery surfaces, especially when tied together with morning fog).

Also along my way to work, I pass a wall. It’s not just any wall, though. It’s a wall that they put up to block sounds and debris from construction sites. And on top of that, they even force the trucks that go in and out of the site to get sprayed with water. How dare they do that! People should be free to choke on the dust that gets kicked up and have the liberty to get headaches from the constant noise.

Well, maybe this weekend I can take a small trip. But it’s horrible when I travel, too! I should be free to waste half a day traveling, but instead I am subjected to the horrors of quick, convenient, and inexpensive high-speed rail.

Oh well, maybe I won’t travel, and instead go downtown. But the nightmare still follows me around. Public transportation is everywhere - bus routes go everywhere, and the subway system is huge. And it’s all clean. The buses are electric and the subways are immaculate. Everyone knows that the true mark of freedom and liberty is to get hepatitis just by entering a subway, or getting choked to death by fumes from ridiculously priced buses.
The horror. At least there’s grocery shopping. Everyone knows that the hallmarks of a free society are spending way too much money for overly processed foodz™ (ever since 2017, the percentage of ingredients that can be classified as actual food dropped below 50%, so US companies can no longer actually call it “food”. Ya know, just like what happened with “cheez” or “creme”).


Oh, but wait… how horrible! I can’t pay an absurd amount for groceries in China!

>>146685560
Go to a retard charity. You'll find Cricket Ireland is colocated.

>>146685489
>believing in fictional stories as real
LOL

>>146685573
t. chinaman trying not to get dissapeared by the ccp

I've been to china it's a shithole. the air pollution hurts your eyes and you can't see 200m in front of you in some places. also chinese people constantly spitting and coughing up phlegm.

kath spotted at adelaide oval
not sure if anyone else from fox is there, though

>>146685433
The world is ready for your self-expression. The muses are ready to be heard.

spat on a few chinese cocks in my time iykwim

Kath sounds so old.
Should go by Kat instead. It's young and sexy sounding.
Thanks.

cock of doody: modern gayfuckstupid

>>146684937
its decent
naturally /cric/ hates it because they have shit taste with everything

>>146685574
Speaking of Ireland and retards,
Do you like this hat I got during at the 2000 Paralympics? One of the athletes gave it to me at the closing ceremony when they were going around the stadium

>>146685573
can you drink the tap water yet or do they still run the water lines in the same cavities they use for sewerage

>>146685594
surely blewwy will be there

treland? wheres that?

>>146685601
nonce

>>146685000
I'm writing a play.
I'll show you when I'm done.

>>146685605
hussey is here, but they did that one other time and turns out he was boundary riding and the others were calling from syd

Bit too much sinophobia itt for my liking

>>146685601
It's something.

can’t believe they have pushed back to bbl start times for fucking home and away

https://youtu.be/5IKbmQ4Cs08?si=X-km21ukU2jJz8Z7
Does this song start playing in anyone else's head whenever Kohli walks out to bat?

>>146685625
yeah, ridiculous, should have the start time whenever CA & Fox want and 7 can show it on delay

>>146685584
i just checked and figured out china wont allow air pollution trackers in their country even india does lol

they linked up

>>146685638
bloke on the left looks like my alcoholic mates alcoholic dad

>>146685635
aren't like 19 of the top 20 most polluted in India kek?

Dinners ready lads
Only needed to spend $40 for the meat this week. The girls gave me 6 eggs today

>>146685635
crisp me parking my car on the lawn 'if i cant see the oil leak it isnt happening'

>>146685638
who the fuck are these cunts?

>>146685658
based fat cunt

>>146685649
yeah india is one of the worlds leading polluters but people gotta have their smart phones

>>146685658
it looks a lot like one of my dogs spews tbphwyl

>>146685668
Presentation is meaningless. It’s just steak and eggs

>>146685667
nah cunt its the fault of old mate with his motorbike that doesnt have pcv and egr that fucks the power of it hes the one destroying the world dont be racist

>>146685660
guy on the left is joe rogen. not sure about the other fella but i think he plays for the windies

egr deletes are cringe and i will key your ute

Gilly and Vaughn calling in the box
gonna assume they're in syd unless proven otherwise

>>146685679
wrong and wrong

>>146685674
I know what it is mate, I'm telling you what I think it looks like.
You have presented a plate of dog vomit to me.
I usually would give you a LGM, but not tonight pal, your eggs need work.

>>146685686
unfathomably based peewee

>>146685689
Too skinny

THE RETARDS DOWNED A SECOND WICKET!

>>146685689
too fat and way too old

>>146685658
lgm

>>146685433
grirsp

>>146685686
you’re yucking my yum bro

>>146685658
those chickens chain smokers or something?

wonder which of my posts daniel sams read to cause the side strain

i reckon kath and huss are fucking

>>146685689
>>146685699
>>146685711
>>146685719
well this well and truly settles the tits or ass question in favour of tits

>>146685721
shes mocking u mate
sorry about that.

>>146685721
kek
zachy-haters on suicide watch

i am one of the boys of summer don henley sang about

>>146685675
he should give up his land and freedom to globalists to save the earth (notice i didn't say humanity)

>>146685721
dont objectify me you vile slut

>>146685742
dont reply to me

Parents are fighting about me

>>146685745
whys that mate? hope its something good (and not about what to do to stop you being a neet virgin post 30)

>>146685744
okay

in my mind its 1986

>>146685747
dad walked in on me masturbating and their arguing who i inherited my small pecker from

God, guns & the Australian Test Cricket Team

>>146685721
zachy reduced to a piece of meat after years professing that intelligence is key

Do you reckon tradies intentionally misspell words as like a dog whistle to identify their own kind?
Or is it just plain and simple nincompoopery?

@146685744
is this ok?

>>146685772
yea they do it to signal for backup when they are trying to pretend they charge 3500 to hang a door

tradies more like faggies kek

dadza turns 70 this year lads dont want to lose him :(

>>146685393
>3 kids sucking my dick
nonce

You did load up on the sixers right?

>>146685772
the term is obfuscation many people in different fields do it including nasa

just tuned in, hows kath looking tonight lads?

>>146685801
It’s over

>>146685808
like usual (like a horse)

>>146685792
My dad also turns 70 this year and he's become so old. I honestly don't think he'll be around till 80.

>>146685808
Like a horse same as always

bit of an echo in here lads

>>146685792
>>146685813
Based boomers

>he didnt strangle his dad in the womb to aserd dominants
ngmi

>>146685808
about ready for her start in lane 3 at Flemington Racecourse iykwim haha

guys plz watch and comment on the bbl

>>146685813
smoker? drinker? dad smokes heaps but is trying to cut back. had a moment the other day where i was helping him put a gutter on the house and he fell off the ladder and i had to grap him and put him on the ground cos he was hanging off the frame of the roof. honestly was the first time id seen him weak and needing my help which kinda made me realise hes on his way out now.
>>146685819
im 26 kek

They call me horse boy iykwim haha

>he fell off the ladder and i had to grap him and put him on the ground cos he was hanging off the frame of the roof
Nigga what

>>146685828
Drinker but I doubt giving up alcohol would change much. People just get old, most people don't realise how much people start ageing in their 60s and 70s.

>coomer bullshit
>foodposting
This thread reeks of /afl/

>thriving
this thread reeks of /afl/

I have a toothache but i cant afford to go to a dentist

>>146685838
grab*
what else is unclear?
>>146685843
yeah its been pretty grim watching him age so rapidly. he still does heaps of shit so does his sister who is older. i reckon if they retired they would die within 6 months though so im glad hes still busy. he wasnt really there untill i was about 17 then i started working heaps myself so its only been the last few years since i really started talking to him. hope urs makes it as long as they can m8

>>146685843
It really does make a difference mate. Alcohol wreaks havoc on your liver and that is just amplified at that age.
Drinking isn't good for anyone, especially people who are old and likely to suffer from other complications already.
If he can quit or at least limit it, he'll be doing himself some good.

>>146685859
applied for cenno yet mate

Andy Maher is nails on a chalkboard

>>146685828
>>146685863
Shalom

alcohol is poison
weed is antidote

>>146685859
i can do it for 50 bucks

>>146685863
I'll try to get him to limit it. It's one of the only pleasures he has these days though.

>>146685843
>Drinker but I doubt giving up alcohol would change much.
Absolute cope, you're in complete denial
>>146685868
Marijuana also has harmful effects and is addictive as well

>>146685859
going to the dentist isn't that pricey mate, its no hanging a door

>>146685849
Sauce?

sick of dentists rorting the system

what are eating at halftime lads? the misso brought some cheese pizza home for me (vidrel it's me and my bitch)

>>146685868
Weed gave me psychosis
Alcohol cured it

>>146685873
>Marijuana also has harmful effects
lies

charged this wfh couple 3500 dollars to clean their teeth. they have no idea it only costs $200 for normal people but once i turned up to their house and saw they are wfh i realised i could rip them off

>>146685882
this is what one toke of marijuana does to a man

my dad is 57 and could still kick my arse lol

>>146685889
based 26 year old guy at the pub thats been on centrelink for 12 years and asks me for a ciggie every 20 minutes

Lies will lock you up and truth’s the only key

146685867
shlomos want people to drink and smoke (You) fucking retard

>>146685875
Extraction

>>146685868
weed made me have a mental break, ended up getting fingered in a nightclub

>>146685860
Yes it's important to keep working at that age. My dad would die if he stopped working, he would just curl up like a vegetable and lose sentience.

Why did your dad have you so late? My old man was in his late 30s which is old but still not too old.

dire week for cinema

>>146685910
wrong. they fear an enlightened populace.

>>146685849
YAAS SLAY QUEEN

>>146685905
Its astounding how marijuana users can claim there's no negative side effects - if that was true then marijuana would be a meaningless placebo.

>>146685910
m8 every smoked forever ciggers arent an issue unless you are sitting around pumping like 30 a day
cigs are one of the only majorly white iwned businesses in the west. why do you think they attack cigs so hard but not soda, fast food, plastic packaging, aspartame etc. that all give u cancer

love you guys
i forgive you for last night's thread

Once upon a time /cric/ was for talking about cricket IYKWIM.

>>146685917
dno honestly. he had girlfriends when he was young. he was with mumza for a17 years and they broke up about 6 months after i was born so maybe i was an attempt at getting the relationship together. im pretty spergy tho and im a lot like him so he could have just been an autist the whole time

>>146685923
he typed with chocolate stained fingers

>>146685932
This thread is for whites only

>>146685921
why's that mate?

>>146685910
schlomos fear the smoking man, reatrd

>>146685941
I wouldn't post here were it any other way.

146685940
wrong again
it's been years since i ate chocolate so go suck a dick cunt

A tale as old as time

>>146685939
I've heard of that king of thing before, an autist who only has a kid because his gf/wife demands it

chocolate was a colour descriptor you shit fingered faggot LMAO

if you consume weed in any form you should never ever not ever never ever talk about it

>>146685947
does this apply to vapes as well?

146685947
yeah and fapping reducing your chances of getting prostate cancer totally isn't a lie spread by shlomos to get men to fap

I will eat your cherry ripe and turkish delight
fight me

>>146685964
nah mumza def didnt demand it she hates me. reckon dad pushed for it to keep the relationship alive

Connor Rozee spotted

i'm white as fuck retard
not a drop of south asian in me so why don't you do us all a favour and drop dead

lore on this chohan fella?

>my dads a rapist
grim

>>146685978
grim
dadza sounds like he was a gutlace cunt tho

>>146685987
meant grapist iykwim haha

i'm white as fuck retard

>newfag can't into greentext
quelle surprise

>>146685973
sorry didn't realise this was in response to my comment since i think you accidentally deleted the >>'s
i'm no fap

he doesnt know the > in reaction posts was not how it was originally

>>146686009
i have a jewfro its really not good

In NZ JAFA means "just another fking Aucklander

someone gonna bake a (non nonce) freshy?

why was head lice/nits memory holed? what were they rubbing our heads for in primary school??

Any tradies in?

can't bake I lost my licence sorry I should get it back in march

>>146685961
Idiot.