Morbid Angel

Good metal for chimping and spazzing out?

reminder

>>125202414
Correct.

Blasting

Wow a simp edition. Just what I was waiting for

>>125202422
Women simp for me, correct

>>125202421
Relaxing to some ambient right now.

>>125202444
Thanks simp. This one's dedicated to your tireless simping

>>125202447
HEIL MODELL

>>125202444
You mean chimp, right? XD

>>125202450
I'm not a simp personally but women do simp for me, correct. Feels good

>>125202457
LOL good one, haha

Metal music rocks

.

>>125202459
Nothing wrong with simping. I'm just recognizing your dedication

CHIMP METAL OOGHOOGHOOHAHSHSHHAHSGAA

>>125202477
WTF is this real?

>>125202483
Yeah women simping is actually pretty cool. I feel a slight obligation to acknowledge their dedication

>tfw too weak the play powerchords
uhhh...bros?

Everyone post their best simping, since that is the topic at hand. Who likes pits?

HEIL FULL OF HELL (more like full of SHIT hhehehehe)

>>125202516
They are metal!

>>125202380
Isn't that George Lynch?
>>125202394
I've only seen Eraserhead and it made an impact. It was all about the repressed fear and loathing of fatherhood, and it was delivered in a very bleak and disgusting way with only one little touche of hope and lightness that I recall, and even that was quite warped and full of suicidal escapism.
>>125202516
Let's open up this pit.

>>125202535
That is George Lynch. I did attempt to jest.

>>125202534
Barf. I can smell the onions, garlic and eel.

>>125202547
Tell your mum to close her legs then

>>125202547
I'm now pondering the olfactory impulse

>>125202543
Tone doesn't transfer well through text but I knew and I was trying to play along and I would have changed my vocal tonality irl accordingly if I remembered to.

lucha libre metal

>>125202572
would be kino

Happy 4:20, /metal/

https://voca.ro/1h2uViFpLsoE
https://voca.ro/1h2uViFpLsoE

https://youtu.be/eqr4QrwSEj4

>>125202586
Deutschland, vor allem berauscht!... wait, it's only 1:30 in Germany. Where the hell are you?

>>125202637
He's on the west coast of the US.

>>125202645
right... there's a 4:20 PM these days... What an age to be alive!

>>125202586
wait till april for that

>>125202658
YOUR CUNTS BELONG TO US!
WE ARE STRAPPING YOUNG LAD FROM VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA. STICK THIS IN YOUR DICKHOLES AND SMOKE IT!

>>125202477
This is Varg lol

>>125202711
Varg isn't that chad looking. He looks like Rapunzel

Crapped my undies while blasting Mercyful Fate. Based.

WHATCHA BLASTIN???

>>125202725
which album, and what have you been eating?

>>125202787
Melissa, kebabs

>>125202795
Still probably the kebabs

Neoandertals is the closest thing we have to "the logical conclusion to metal".

>>125202784
Finally got around to this. Preddy gud.

>>125202810
solid pick anon

>>125202676
>Vancouver, British Columbia
HEIL!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fdqYGt4Qog&pp=ygUTanVkZ2UgbmV3IHlvcmsgY3Jldw%3D%3D

>>125202831
Shite.

Jute & Gyte

>>125202429
>Anal Stabwound section is half of the Abstraction Bathes EP, and what sounds like a decent but substandard Visceral Sovereign leftover
>Carnifloor is wallpaper slam with annoying sub-bass drops and a mix approaching static
>Gorecunt is slightly above wallpaper-tier slam with le wacky TV/film samples starting each song
I am not entertained.

https://www.youtube.com/AQnSEYKx07U
Top dissokino

>>125202941
Yah and it being 10 euros ($14.88 in Canuckbucks) isn't going to make me buy it either lul

>>125202852
Yes.

>>125202861
Yoo is this yeji

Agent Steel reminds me of if Megadeth was like Mercyful Fate a bit more. It's really good and the album cover has cool lightning. Some of the lyrics are in Portugal. I mean Portuguese. The singer is from Brazil. I think this is the only song where they mixed languages like this, but I may be wrong. If you like King Diamond but also like stuff that isn't scooby doo vibes I would recommend.
https://youtube.com/shorts/6LXduy2HK4s?si=33r1jizVW22Bvq9L

>>125202973
I listened because I was interested in the exclusive ASw song (Barzakh) and was crossing my fingers that the other bands featured would be good or at least unique. But they're just not entertaining nor memorable.

>>125203104
>youtube shorts
Not listening. Next!

>>125203124
Why do you feel the need to announce this?

>>125203117
I prefer 200 Stab Wounds.

>>125202447
Nice, we love ambient here

>>125203177
Yeah buddy!! Listening to this right now.

I'm starting to realize most people don't judge bands by their music.

Ive never had sex on acid

>>125203152
So you learn how to post a real link to the music next time

25 out of 71 post here are on topic (being extremely generous)

>>125203215
Same because if you do this you give her an opportunity to blackmail you since acid is illegal

>>125202421
>>125202421

Some good atmosynth from last year

https://youtu.be/wzQgKUGefTs?si=e6pm3TFs0DkvK5Wx

>>125202414
1. covenant
2. gateways
3. formulas
4. domination
5. altars
6. blessed are the sick
7. kingdoms disdained
8. heretic
9. illud

>>125203264
All not worth listening to unless you like overhyped trash metal

>>125203275
Le contrarian bait post. How fascinating

Great album.

>>125203275
Correct.

some one recommend me some stoner to listen to

>>125203264
1. Altars
2. Blessed
3. Abominations
4. Covenant
The rest don't matter.

>>125203192
Saw this on the ambient thread earlier, Hiroshi Yoshimura is great. I hadn't listened until today.

>>125203319
Dopethrone

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WlfS-oakUxM&t=100s
>My mother was a fish
>She was cooked and fried

>>125203331
wrong

post DM with good EEEEEEEEEEE vokills
>>125203153
I will listen to their debut EP

>>125200809
Pretty good, disso that doesn’t veer off into a riffless abyss

>>125203421
You first, darling

>>125203430
Sounds like Jute Gyte, pretty cool!
https://imperialtriumphant.bandcamp.com/album/abominamentvm

>>125203475
Thanks Matthew

The remaster of pic related is fantastic.
Second best Graveland album.

>>125203319
I gotchu
https://youtu.be/ryseW711DtQ?si=1OQ8RxcPj6V5-jcK

>>125203529
Time for your Dexedrine

Post hauls

>>125203529
I look like this and say this

>>125203516
Not Metal.

>>125203591
not quite my tempo

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

Bolthrower

Artist: Jenovavirus
Album: Demo #1
Song: Wring a Deep Brain

>Uuuuu oooo eeeee EEEEEEEE
>EEEeeee EEEuuuooEEEEeee

>>125203547
No thanks but I'll have some covfefe instead

Boatrower

Hillbillies and Japanese people and the Welsh all secretly excrete the same vibe into their black metal.

>>125203751
proof?

Hizaki

Morbid Anus

the corporate dyssystem

>>125203760
You should be able to tell which is which. I think there is potentially some particulat overlap ov these people's souls though, knowmsayin'?
https://youtu.be/8lvQyZ6tiEM?si=f9XJJStLsxJKRYA2
https://youtu.be/KOwk0JkYlsE?si=LIrVQFxZcLfez6rT
https://youtu.be/_Rg-qIlKyIA?si=wzebPAxD7qruO2ew

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Gonna finish Lords of Chaos tonight if I can pull myself away from this godforsaken website. I've got like 1.25 chapters left.

Is the simp in bed? The simpery must continue howeverbeit

>>125202421
>>125203153
some groovy McDeath metal I must admit

>>125203824
I'm sure many of them are, a lot of women simp for me

>>125203838
fuck

>>125203824
nahhhh h

>>125203851
Tfw flossing for the first time in a week

>>125203824
You mean chimpery right ;)

Do you like fish sticks in your mouth??

>>125203872
We love fried food here

>>125203877
It’s a yes or no question

>>125203760
>>125203810
I think the link also extends to bluegrass, the traditional British and "west Celtic" music that informed the soul of bluegrass, and the styles of Japanese indigenous music that include the use of instruments with timbres such similar to the banjo, such as the shamisen. In the Goddamn Galloes song and the Kanashimi song, you can hear similar rolling arpeggiation in the banjo on one hand and the piano on the other. The Drowning the light link is more a bone, but I found out they're Welsh and have an album called "Of Celtic Blood and Satanic Pride", so that's pretty fucking cool. They also misspell "vampiric" in various fun ways and I appreciate that they have done this, even though it kind of annoys me on one hand. People who like noticing things might like to notice that Japan has a bluegrass scene and one did describe an affinity for the plonky, metallic sound of the banjo. Japanese people are known to agree about things. I wonder if they agree about banjo. I think most Appalachian people and their descendants in various places would agree with the banjo. The Welsh are more mysterious. Who are they?

>>125203890
Drowning the light has shit vocals and mostly bad music as a result

>>125203888
chequed

>>125203901
I've listened to enough emo to automatically look past it or view it positively.
https://youtu.be/aSJACUaCHog?si=Etk4UiVqLH_4a-d_

>>125203871
very true IShowSpeedjak
>>125203888
checked
I'm not a music scientist but if the guitar noises sound cool then I'll have a second helping.

Honestly cannot find anything like this album, it's excellent

>Nuclear holocaust Jews Donald trump Israel piss baby 1999 Benghazi assassin JFK usury banking ISIS idol worship capitalism Jews mass murder communism AIDS 9/111 piss baby 1998 David Icke moon landing cock sucking androids K-pop transgender hyperborea

STFU!!!!! Start posting metal!!!

>>125202421
https://youtu.be/L4-Ene1dW2I?si=kl4K1-7SukP9duWp

>>125204019
Too busy listening to chilled out ambient music right now sorry.

>>125203961
Really like the album cover. Listening right now

>>125204004
I cared greatly for Grand Declaration of War
>>125204019
Lold

>>125204037
hey calm down

>>125204055
GDoW is shit. Does the remix/remaster remove the cringey monologues?
>>125204064
Smoke some dank herb buddy.

>>125203264
correct

>>125204051
Enjoy. I love the album, and I also love their other stuff, particularly The Omen and Return of the Black Death. If you like Death-Doom you'll like their earlier stuff too.

Megadeth is... mega based

>>125204129
Correct.

>>125204145
Lmao

>>125204129
Not metal. Maybe try /pol/ instead?

Someone post the pic of Varg saying to be nice to each other

>>125202405
Todays dinner pork fish coleslaw string beans and carrots with rice and peas

Metal for this meal

>>125204076
>Does the remix/remaster remove the cringey monologues?
Those are part of the album's charm, and no it doesn't. It brings up the bass guitar a little and gives the drums some low-end and reverb. I used to prefer it, but I now I feel it's an overcorrection.

>>125204199
Not your foodblog. This is a simpblog general

>>125204220
this general is LITERALLY known as /meal/

>>125204199
Looks delish! Save me a plate :P

>>125204232
Can't wait for the yearly /metal/ potluck, got a few recipes already prepared. Should be fun!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eqr4QrwSEj4&pp=ygUOU2xheWVyIGNhcnRvb24%3D
XD

>>125204265
what vidya general was that post meant for

>>125204279
Exilium

>>125204199
Fuck I need coleslaw

>>125203821
What are those on top of the book?

>>125204356
Yarr, there be vapes.
One is likely nicotine; the other (trees-sequoia) is THC.

>>125204373
Wow, pretty cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79pGsIxrNuc
love this album

why does something so simple as the tempo changes get me on this album

>>125204431
This sucks wtf

>>125204441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR_8gpJCT4I&t=219s
perhaps this is more your speed

>>125204464
Merzbuddha is one of the best albums of all time

>>125204440
because it insists upon itself
>Captcha: TJGAY

>>125204473
I can see why you guys like lofi black metal.
Well. I guess I'll record myself fucking the vaccuum cleaner. It's gonna be a banger.

>>125204487
You could never make music as good as Trhä, not even with Suno AI

:/

>>125204485
like the tempo increases suddenly and I know "it's just playing the same thing increasingly faster" but somehow it sounds exciting hearing it.
It's like falling for a jump scare even though you know it's coming.

>>125204490
Lls

>>125204515
I've never been able to do it as effectively...
but I did piss off the rest of my band last week with a riff that jumps into sixteenths in 3/4 from eighth triplets in 4 at 255.

Does anyone want to hear a vocaroo of me playing some stoner doom I made up on my guitar?

>>125204373
Bro smoking them blinkies

>>125204546
yeah, I mean it's not like, musically complex or anything, but you hear it speed up suddenly and it's just a neurons activating thing, like a reflex, it shouldn't get me excited but it does.

https://voca.ro/13ASkn56wb1d
https://voca.ro/13ASkn56wb1d

The eagle has landed

Let’s settle the debate /metal/
disturbed or drowning pool. You can only keep one. GO!

>>125204750
>Disturbed - down with the sickness
Vs
>Drowning pool - one nothing wrong with me two nothing wrong with me

GO!

>>125204751
It's janny approved. I don't make the rules.

Getting stoned off the doinky, watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs on silent while blasting me me’al

>>125204773
Here, I think you dropped this

>>125204814
Thank you kind sir, you are a scholar and a gentleman. Now which way to the Blood Incantation discussion?

K-pop goth metal when

>>125204836
I like how they put the half-white looking one away from the Asian ones to not have her stand out too much

>>125204750
I'd keep Disturbed cause I like/know more than a single song by them.

>>125204848
r/Metal by the way

>>125204838
Which one is yeji

Holy shit, she noticed me

Metal for this exciting news?

Say what you will about k-pop, but we love that shit in /metal/

>>125204895
Thank you janny sister

>>125204852
Stricken is an actual banger

>>125204773
You should feel bad that you're occupying yourself with senseless stimulation. It must take a lot of weed to "enjoy" that. Pour yourself a bowl of froot loops while you're at it.

>>125204898
I'm a dude but you're welcome, I'm sure her album will be better than a lot of metal albums and we're here for her

>>125204918
Thanks simp

>4chan gold accounts going up in price
metal for this feel?

>>125204740
hell yeah brother

>>125204940
Not a simp, just think this general shouldn't be so misogynistic all the time. Thanks

>>125204966
It's going up to $30 right?

>>125204966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh3t49NsWBA

>>125204967
Thank you Gene.

>>125205007
>>125204967

Fuck you, Gene

https://youtu.be/tpPcjGMZH1Y?si=_R46oohcGoNLjgRc

>>125205022
Dave Mustaine is transitioning finally, I'm so proud of they/them

Dude had every vintage guitar that mattered. I heard he sold them all in the 80s when the market crashed because of EVH

Hey guys, check this out:

https://youtu.be/CP1yycF65S8?si=LvxTGkPf1GlRvIXS

>>125205049
Gonna have to call in the based department for this one

>>125205049
I'm not watching anything with that vile fucking beady eyed Jew
Ben is cool though, I wanna fuck his sister

Who cares
I only care about music and pussy

>>125205085
https://voca.ro/19JsYDZGP6FU

>>125205096
https://voca.ro/1opRgy7MkopD

>>125205096
You are stoned out of your goddamn mind
>>125205112
And you haven't hit puberty yet

>>125205119
Incorrect

>>125205112
https://voca.ro/1g2z77nvQJUL

>tfw share a general with potheads and middle schoolers
metal for this feel?

tfw bald af fr passive agressive af fr methhead fr alcoholic fr and voted for trump as a joke because i am a self hating spic fr
Metal for these feels?

>>125205145
https://voca.ro/14aiff4kfbYO

>>125205135
Idk. Bring Me The Horizon.

>>125205145
Morbid Angel

>>125205156
So you did vote for Trump
that gives women the ick, you know

>>125205169
I voted for Biden, twice

>>125205156
Based schizo

>>125205177
That is racist my guy
You voted for him simply because he is white
Racis fr

Megadave would be the best /metal/ president

>>125205169
https://voca.ro/19ccxsx2DabG

>>125204909
Im relaxing after a day of work. I will relax and spend my life how ever I like thank you. I am very content with my life but thanks for your concern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdlZEeBjFJ8
new pissgrave

>>125205178
https://voca.ro/15K0OiydqInb

>>125205202
Based lunatic

You know what isnt metal? Telling others how to live their lives.

>>125205211
Is it possible for you not record yourself slurping cum?
Tyvm

>>125204440
Shitty album.

>>125205212
https://voca.ro/1c7k62W3h2RB

Another American with mental illness. Shocking. Your country should ban this website too so you retards stop trying to be funny and stop with your political shit

>>125205222
https://voca.ro/14LdlXPW8YBq

>>125205238
https://voca.ro/1cPVsELLZkV8

>>125205264
Fuck off ZHANG.

Metal for a trade war?

>>125205308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzvQxQYKO88

It might actually be the greatest trve black metal album.

>>125205358
Shite.

>>125205370
I disagree. I think it's really, really good.

WELL WOWIE!

>>125205264
>instantly [Deleted]
lol

Suno AI x Rednote collab when?

Might use a cheeky bit of AI for my demo methinks. Would this be metal or no?

Sleep (band)

Slurp (band)

Sleep (im tired)

Slurp (my anus)

>>125203908
Didn't know women could have taste this bad

>>125203864
Looool

>>125203871
I look like this and say this

Jdawg no

https://youtu.be/FbVdurzst6g?si=rNtYlyRKmarUNr7E

>>125205238
Correct

>>125205663
J-bald

>>125205042
Reminds me of Hizaki

>>125205184
I'm Mexican and Biden fucking rules ese
Get with the times or get the hell out of my country, your call

>>125203801
The very rare good /metal/ thread

>>125205707
Nothing wrong with being bald. In fact, it's quite metal.

>>125203921
rare based /meal/ post

>>125205784
Hope Jdawg sees this and cleans it up, looks like he's still coming to terms with his loss

>>125204489
This is the post

>>125202421
riffs

>>125203552
Need this in XXXL

>>125204489
>>125205827
Just wait until I release my demo.

>>125205853
We'll be patient, no rush

/metal/ approved horror movies?

Life Metal remaster when?

>>125205892
The new Nosferatu mayhaps? Decent film

>>125205897
Yeah I like it a lot. I saw it twice at the cinema.

>>125205897
it was pretty based
>>125205893
can i see this enchantress's butthole somewhere, mayhaps?

next thread will be a metal slampig edish

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=mae2-JoQ6Tc&si=5jX0lkyo_9Xqnmr0

Holy fuck

>>125205969
cringe and not metal

In the mix

Beloved here (pic absolutely rel)

>tfw you own the same shirt as chuck
chat am i cooked?

>>125206009
Cooked, and full of zest.

>>125206009
Yes you cooked this thread, very funny stuff :]

>>125206009
I haven't owned a Iron Maiden shirt since I was 14.

>>125204440
AIDS: The Album

>>125206005
The most feminine man to ever live

>>125205990
Honestly the second half of the track is top tier stuff

Melodeath rules

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-XxcHK58MPU&si=iapanhYG0kVm-Qm2

>>125205892
Anything Mortician sampled

>>125206048
The bridge feels slightly forced but once it goes back to the chorus riffs after the solo that shit rules

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ3OlVfdL4k&si=QM54UZYf7JQaXq_N

>>125206048
fart enema suck

imagine not owning several maiden shirts

>>125206100
Good take

>>125206081
Yeah this gothic sound and some of the songs are great though

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1s1U8TVW4q8&si=1H-RcxoaU8oJsCcN

Yeah I'm a dumb simp, how could you tell?

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JSwQ-b3zE1M&si=rSrIWQKesnNPFC_A

Is this better than Kate Bush?

>>125206146
I could tell by your posting style

My waifu? Oh yeah, about that...

>>125206213
isnt she like 50 now?

>>125206224
She's like 37.

>>125206230
still would

>>125206221
Best blasting of the thread

>>125206248
Meant for >>125205969 actually

>>125205784
As a tech death/prog bassist (primarily anyway), I only have the two choices - keep my locks past shoulder length or shave it right down to the wood. The jazz guys would let me wear a cap. If I start balding I might go hang with them.