Blasting

Morbid Angel

Dave "The Megadiaper" Mustaine

>>125143575
Mocked here.

>>125143554
https://voca.ro/1oRimAqEjXzC

Can some thought be put into the new threads please?

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

Be honest. Would he be disappointed in your taste in music?

hey /shreddit/. I’m a zoomer but mainly listen to thrash, death, black, and doom, but am trying to find new music. I decided to listen to the band Mastodon for the first time today. The first song I heard was OK up until I heard the vocals. I started vomiting uncontrollably all over myself. After taking a shower and changing clothes I decided to try listening to another Mastodon song but again vomited uncontrollably all over myself and my pet dog. I would like to listen to Mastodon but I’m not sure what to do thanks for reading anon :)

>>125143642
You listen to thrash so you're already used to horrible vocals, get over yourself

love me raw bm
love me war metal
love me funeral doom
love me deathgrind
love me death/thrash
love me norsecore
love me caverncore
simple as

>>125143641
https://voca.ro/13so2VKIXmFr

>>125143175
>>125143210
Do people really believe this?

Guys like the Bind Torture Kill killer are fundamentally broken and need to be removed from society. I don't know how anyone could think he doesn't deserve to die. You'd have to be a shitty person to see his crimes and say, "yeah, that guy deserves a second chance."

I'm a sick fuck, but I don't hurt anyone and never will. That's how I know it's possible to control yourself. Those who don't, or can't, deserve to die. Period.

>>125143698
Did you mean to post this in a metal general?

Heil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQRCRLaLqI

>>125143727
Fuck metal.

https://vocaroo.com/19M1EKq38CWV

>>125143739
https://voca.ro/1c3cE5zaFRZ5

Excellent thread.

Metalcore won 2024.
Metalcore will win 2025.

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort

I just discovered this band called The 3rd and the Mortal. They're so cool.

>>125143808
https://voca.ro/1kbZ7Bdce3OC

>>125143808
FUCK YOUR MONEY
FUCK YOUR POSSESSION
FUCK YOUR OBSESSION
I DON'T NEED THAT SHIT

>>125143739
Correct.

Bald Incantation

>>125143693
Not as much as you love me though am I right? Lol

Solitude Aeturnus

>>125143693
based

https://voca.ro/155C0laQ4kFa

drinking metal?
yt keeps giving me alt rock and electronic

Grand Belial's Key

>>125143906
Tankard, Sabbat, Abigail

Also these threads are just downright horrible

>>125143562
Blasting JuteG
https://jutegyte.bandcamp.com/track/democritus-laughing

>>125143901
https://voca.ro/1f16yFJ4nrjB

>>125143927
>Also these threads are just downright horrible
Correct.

>>125143927
Be specific you fucking mongrel

>>125143906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zgy-xU3ap4

Dissokino

>>125143808
ULTRA BASED

Rat metal

>>125143943
>can't understand what's fucking happening
-_-

>>125143906
Alestorm, First Fragment, Ensiferum

https://alestorm.bandcamp.com/track/heavy-metal-pirates

https://voca.ro/1e0WUQiiPBms

We love Alestorm here.

who wastes money on metal merch?

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=P8zUj6yhDM0&si=4ivo-Z4YXSLkoWw8

Goblin metal

>>125144019
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3r-qDvD3F3c&si=Rb1EhRQ9x8_fVGAd

Viking, Folk, Symphonic

>>125144000
Real metalheads

real metalheads dont listen to metal

metalheads metal

Metal.

>>125144052
Incoherent post

>>125144067
>>125144059
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNLnT7GpN0&si=co9IWa8BmPlY1Jmd

>>125144052
Correct

metal back then had sovl

>>125144093
Ska metal

>>125144037
Holy fuck this is dogshit lmao
Hit the gym, buddy

>>125144116
thats literally classic /mu/core you reddit transplant faggot
Consult the charts and fuck off until youve acquired a clue

go back

>>125143899
that was my first Nile album, I've heard it was a "bad" one but I still like it.

>>125144170
Average /mu/core listener

>>125143641
I don't care what ugly people have to say about anything

>>125144170
It gets funnier every time you post it

What genre is this?

https://youtu.be/srAXZT_T0S8?si=61nDcQHwYG7nSXpi

>>125144218
It's awful. Also how is this bitch 60 years old and still looks like that? kind of incredible

>>125144218
https://voca.ro/1izXp1vTOqsM

What genre is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yulZaGAolU

Yngwie Malsteem

>>125144290
https://voca.ro/1eKcd3JuztM9

Blasting

metal after the 90s all sounds the same. every black metal band is playing the exact same song. it's super gay.

fuck metal. it's gay music for gay guys.

from now on, i only listen to Leo P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BARAHLk-8dk

https://voca.ro/122fOlEu6B5E

what are my coreshit brothers listening to right now?

just banged out some deadlifts to this at the gym

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rppjKn6ie6s

>>125144452
*chug chug chug chug* "bleehhh reehhh bleehhhhh" *chug chug chug* "ya wa ca blarrah deeyahhhh" *chug chug chug

>>125144466
A beloved classic here.

>>125144466
>>125144479
YEP THAT SHIT RIPS

>>125143641
Most of it he would find completely deplorable. He seems to think anything without hyperfast blast beats is boring. No idea what he would think about the non-metal. I think he's one of those actual autists who only listens to metal.

Mountains are blue. Just threw on Painkiller. Love that drum intro.

>>125144642
HEIL

Varg is gay and has AIDS. He's also a based autistic Jew with 8 kids.

>tfw almost every single album you downloaded in .wav from soulseek has shit sound quality
Why does this keep happening?

>>125144642
did you change into a clean diaper?

>>125144683
Probably because you touch yourself at night.

>>125144693
Not until after I listen to Holy Wars

>>125144715
Does your wife make you go to the garage to listen to metal?

this guy has a fetish, doesn't he?
>>125144693

>>125144724
No, she makes me go to the garage to smoke weed. It's just also when I happen to listen to metal.

>>125144736
HEIL

>>125144724
hes smokin dat ganja herb. can't smoke in the house or it'll ruin your paint and carpets

>anon is smoking weed but I'm not
This is heresy.

>>125144732
I'm not the original diaperposter, who probably does have a fetish. Just making a joke

I would be smoking weed but it's cold and I don't like smoking indoors that shit stays forever.

oooh ya, yah, we smooooke
dat sensi heeeerb
dat ganja heeeerb
jah we smoooke da heeerb

>>125144804
Incorrect. Unless you're smoking blunts every day maybe

>>125144701
We all do.

>>125144812
HEIL

>>125144816
it gets caught in curtains and it'll stink for days, weeks until you wash the curtains, I've heard smoke gets trapped in walls too.

>>125144876
Cigarette smoke will, Not weed. Smoked in parents' homes and apartments for years. Just crack a window for a while

>>125144812
weed is metal, sXe is for *core
>>125144891
I dunno man, whenever I've smoked indoors it stinks for days, even when I take the weed from bags into jars (to reduce the smell) it can stink for a solid day without even smoking, just the temporary time the weed was exposed to air

Incantation - Diabolical Conquest

>>125144715
https://voca.ro/1bfAFrTITkcs

https://voca.ro/1ex9tGDthNpM

>>125144969
>>125144987
No one with a brain is pausing their music to listen to these you retards

Why is the world so evil :(

>>125145006
Get testosterone injections.

>>125145006
what's wrong, buddy?

>>125143882
keyed

>>125145003
i listened

>>125145045
I actually love you

Holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM8HN7BUPrw

riff slaps or no

Metal God

I've just realized it after some time. You look like Peewee herman

Bloodlion - The Lair of the Goblin King

Not posting my face not now not ever.

Thank you Matthew, but where's your chin?

I've posted cock and won't post face. I don't want ppl to connect them together

>>125145142
I see Mr. Bean personally.

>>125144000
Me, because to some degree I will always think like pic related, and if I didn't like metal, it would be something else. At least music is art on some level.

>>125145176
i wouldn't want my cock to connect to my face either

This nigga has no facial hair.

>>125145181
>Moklx Decxy
why do bands do this?

>>125145188
One time I shot myself in the face with it, on accident. I didn't think it was going to splurt in the air like the magic bullet that killed jfk

>>125145214
RIP

>>125144211
Yeah?

>>125145225
beatdown IS honorary metal though

>>125144715
legit thought the handle was a banana

>>125143562
shall blast

>>125143562
ough

Anything that sounds bad is dissoshit
I don't make the rules

Anything that sounds bad is coreshit
I don't make the rules

if it has clean production i dont wanna hear it

Good metal for doing shrooms? Shroom tea in particular.

>>125143545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c4AoyLVhc

>>125143562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc2xdm2L6PI

>>125145798
Sunn O)))

>>125145872
I luv Sunn O))). Which album? I'm thinking Life Metal.

>>125145890
All of them

>>125145989
Is this enough??

four horseman is the most important metal song of all time

>>125146051
I prefer HIT THE LIGHTS

For her? Its
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=uFfQK2rAbTo&si=8NJKkZ6modz3wTj8

>>125145798
skip metal and put on something refined and has depth to it, like bach or something.

>>125146087
Based mallGOD

mallchads run this genny

>>125146124
>>125146106
>>125146087
MallGOD I......

>>125146141
https://youtu.be/xAUaEfzt_VU?si=ASp9CRjN08okag2v

>>125146163
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNLnT7GpN0&si=045e7fAPQf2LRw1k

>>125145107
Is that an AI human-rat? Wtf

>>125145120
Correct.

Scribidi toilet lmfao

>>125143731
He needs to take out the cocaine dwarf

Something refined and with depth, like Blood Incantation or Jute Gyte perhaps

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ih8-51s30&si=J6uhNscNy28ihiSB

Crack cocaine and speed metal

>>125146311
both hated here.

>>125146345
For me it's meth (via hotrail).

>>125146522
Grim junkie
>>125146435
Why?

>>125146522
You're probably railing meth off Yngwie Malmsteen's cock

#justmetalheadthings

i want gf
Why I'm such a loser?

>>125146526
>Why?
Try listening to them then ask again.

>>125146595
it usually just comes down to low self esteem

>>125146595
maybe if she got better gear, what a pleb.

>>125146595
I'll be your gf bro

>>125146624
i would plap the FUCK out of the 2 on the right.

>>125146624
And they said metal chicks couldn't be hot? Checkmate.

>>125146626
No you wouldn't. Be quiet

I love these nu metalcore zoomers so much lads.

>>125146631
Yes I would. I'd eat their asses and cum on their tits too (after 60 to 90 seconds of penetration).

>>125146612
Ig you're either born with it, or not. Every time girls like me I fumble it.
>>125146618
She can actually play, instead of using the guitar as a prop in her OnlyFans content.
>>125146621
Ok. I'll try that at this point. I had 9/10 girls with big tits want to fuck me and I blew it. Maybe I'm gay and should have butt sex for being a loser .
>>125146624
Maybe the one on the right, idk.

>>125146645
You wouldn't get a chance even in your dreams. Nice try though

For me? Sinisterdarling

>>125146656
Alright incel. I've had sex with much hotter women, I'd throw these piggies a bone though.

>>125146674
No you wouldn't. Be quiet

>>125146670
That's one hot tranny.

>>125146681
Incorrect.

>>125146692
Nice try, but I am indeed correct. Metalchuds lose again

We love chudslop here

>>125146701
I am woke, nigga.

>>125145585
On In Silence Enshrined. Wow, this album caught my attention fast. The early Moonspell albums were good, but this is much more like what I was hoping those would be.

>>125146781
Nah you're cringe, bro. Fr

>>125143545
So cool.

>>125143641
No

>>125145444
Agreed

>>125146690
She's not trans though, thank God

>>125146798
Cap.

>>125146843
Suree. Sureeeeeeee. Whatever you say bro.

Hat

>>125146853
Was gonna head to the record store to pick up my Blood Incantation repress but I realized halfway there that I forgot my beloved trilby to cover my newly-formed bald patch, so embarassing

Lars Ulrich has passed away.

>>125146885
He ran out of pancake mix.

Any good sociopathic themed metal?

>>125145107
ugly ass

>>125146921
Slam Shawtys

>>125145120
Looking good, man! We love to see it.

>>125145107
hell nah
vomot enducing

>>125146940
>>125145120
Thanks lad, been taking care of myself. Just here to have a good time and listen to good metal songs haha

>>125146947
Poor taste, to be expected from bitter metalchuds though.
>>125146954
Keep it up! We love to support a healthy king here.

>>125146899
Thank you doctor. Frank zaz metal?

Thrash metal sucks

Black Sabbath sucks

Melodeath sucks

>>125146954
Here's a tip. Grow your hair longer on top and keep the sides trimmed short so your head doesn't look so round

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SoLPeFquLM

>>125146972
Nah I look great and women agree, definitely shan't be taking tips from metalheads lmao

>>125146980
You look like Peewee herman

>>125146980
And tbqh if I looked even better than I already do I'd feel too overpowered
>>125146987
See >>125145179

>>125146992
That's worse

>>125143627
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):

>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this

>>125146998
Duly noted, metalchud

for me; it's Creeping Death by Stone Sour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HFaUoulmx4

Grouchy metal riffs

>>125145872
>>125145890
I had a horrific and terrifying trip listening to this album on 5g feeling like I was suffocating on jagged rainbow fractals, 10/10 would recommend

feasting on melocaviar rn

>>125147118
wtf is this cring e cover

corekids can’t stop winning

>>125143641
Possibly, but mainly because I also listen to bands that were formed after the year 2000

>>125144609
>He seems to think anything without hyperfast blast beats is boring
for some reason he is filtered by most war metal and LDOH-style goregrind. He proably couldnt even tell you any norsecore besides Dark Funeral and Panzer Division Marduk.

>>125147139
>corekids can’t stop winning
that's true.

you guys are not ready for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=firYptDtrhU

So many bands ride on the coattails of their one album that was good, and it only was good because of the lead guitar work of someone acting as a guest musician

>>125147201
It goes to show that actual musicians listen to lots of music genres, not just metal. If all someone listens to is metal, they're not going to be a very good musician.

>>125143562
Good so far. I knew this was the DM purist's melodeath album of choice, but I didn't think the meloshit would be so understated.

>>125147474
Be sure to try Banquet In The Darkness by them too if you like that, and you haven't already.

One time a chick off the street smoked my pole because she thought the band I put on was me. The band? Not gonna tell you every secret to success

>>125147474
>Anatomy of the Beast
>Melodeath
Lmao, funniest and stupidest statement I've seen in a long time.
that album is literally just dismember on crack, lots of bdm influence too.
they moved on to making plastic production generic meloshit after that, such a shame.

What does that even mean

>>125147152
>He seems to think anything without hyperfast blast beats is boring
nta but this is correct. we hate midtempo sloppa here.

>>125147474
>DM purist's
A failed pencil-neck version of black metal purist? kek

>>125147590
dismember are meloshitters thougbeit

>>125147603
I was thinking of them when I wrote this >>125147257

nothing wrong with melodeath unless youre entire appeal to death metal is lyrical content

>>125147601
>black metal purist
>not pencil necked
lmao

gayest look with all that black biker leather and spikes/studs and makeup
gayest sound with the high pitched shrieking
yup I'm thinking it's black metal

>>125147683
Thanks for sharing your opinion bud

>>125147683
Correct.

>>125147683
objectively true.

>>125147642
You misspelled death metal purist, friend.

>>125147723
They're both pencil necked, faggot.
That and if you're going to call DM twats pencil-necked then it falls over a bit when the most memed DM purist here is a literal roid junkie with a neck like a frog.

>>125147730
>here
Horval does not waste his time here.

>>125147723
Found the triggered bmsissy!

more compensating for being effeminate men, lol truly remarkable

>>125147736
I meant he's memed here, not browsing here, fuckwit.

>>125147730
>>125147747
Post neck measurement

>>125147779
How many fights have you been in? Real shit, not posers comparing their male aesthetic

>>125147811
back to plebbit art of manliness sub with you

>>125147831
kek, correct.

>>125147831
Are you one of the queers who shakes and trembles listening to a vocaroo? This dude looked like a pencil neck but beat up men twice his size.

>>125147847
We get it, you're a homosexual, get over it.

It's alright, but the heightened Gothenburg influences don't suit them well. The Planet sounds like Sonic Adventure soundtrack music if you took away the vocals.

>>125147871
>The Planet sounds like Sonic Adventure soundtrack music if you took away the vocals.
Could be worse when it comes to sounding like a fucking cheesy vidya OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOv-9caR94c

>>125147899
what the fuck

>>125147899
It's a literal ice cream truck melody kek

>>125147917
BM is very serious and kvlt, stop laughing.

>>125147899
honestly it's not as bad as Flaming Ouroboros.

>>125147947
Looking up the album, it's based on Vivaldi's Four Seasons, and the song itself represents spring, so at least it's on-theme. Could have gone without the clicky and electronic-sounding kick drums though.
Thankfully the melodies get less ice-cream-truck-esque, some of it even reminds me of the melodies on Vltra.

This game had some fun designs

>>125147947
Weirdly I much prefer FO's ones, but he does have some that really push their fucking luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAEoS9uRAeY

>>125147926
His forehead is lodged in the ceiling lol

>>125148010
Some parts of that are alright. For context, the only FO release I heard was Anthems for Brotherhood, and I did not know what I was getting into with that album.

wiggerslam

>>125148090
major-key ice cream truck wiggerslam

>>125148079
I'd have said Anthems was less cheesy than the EP, but the EP is way better.
I didn't see anyone who listened to Anthems after listening to the EP first who wasn't underwhelmed by the full length.

>>125148093
a daring synthesis

>>125148093
Updooted

Why is there a genre called Heavy Metal but no genre called Light Metal?

>>125148218
Because steel is heavier than feathers.

>>125148222
Correct and checked.

Not gonna lie anons, Enya is fantastic

>>125148287
Take your twin towers and show them up your ass

I REALLY don't get it

>>125148311
this isnt even unriffs this is literally non-existent riffs

>>125148340
It's metal adjacent enough, for the first two (and only good) songs

>>125143562
https://whatliesbelowpa.bandcamp.com/track/misguided-light-3

Why does every hot chick love this band?
They were mid
https://youtube.com/shorts/XLbujdlzZqU?si=UBRAHTCW8OIwXNDI

it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z181uSfnm-E

>>125148446
>not a horrible pop album by a Blax Womyn
0/10

>>125148446
I could not give a shit.

>>125148446
Okay, I'll go watch this one. I don't care for fagtano or this album, but I care about Death Metal a lot, and this is an undisputed classic.

>>125148446
He looks like Hitler shaved his head and bought Harry Potter glasses as a discount disguise. If you watch this guy, you're a pissbaby novice

>>125148479
Death metal sucks.

>>125148456
sorry to hear about your bowel stasis, anon
do you own a subwoofer?

blastin heartwork by carcass cus its fuckin groovy, can I get a hell yeah? hell yeah

>>125148891
Only good song is No Love Lost

I'm blasting post-punk :)

>>125148446
ofc he uses the alternative cover for the background

>>125148891
blastin No Love Lost
best I can do I is a hell okay
have you heard about my southern lord and savior Byzantine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp8pjDNgpHg

thoughts on this?

blasting

>>125149331
COME ON AND WRING MY
NEEECK

>>125147899
BM sisters, what is this

>>125147899
bros I kinda dig it

>>125143562
It sucks

>>125145619
>>125148040
Best blastings of the thread

>>125147257
obituary? obituary