Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:31:24 | 7 comments | 1 images | 🔒 Locked
I posted in /adv/ trying to figure out what to do to run for president of the united states or not to fix america because its ran really bad and I think that's why there's a big foot or weird stuff. "I think there's a big fat tranny" is how I feel I come off asking to do weird stuff like that to most people I know I don't know where to make friends 7 of my online friends are deceased and I miss Snowden really bad the NSA told me not to look for them but I didn't mean to report the guy =( should I talk to an attorney about pardoning the guy and becoming "president pony penis" its how I joke about myself because I'm a mtf and non op and I like to penetrate people but I have to hide because I got raped by an immigrant and she force penetrated me and people make fun of her and I try to hide her and I wanted to do that eventually because I don't like how the rest of the world gets treated. I don't think a potus can fix this country so I wanna become paramilitary or similar but different. Could I send a doppleganger and spy and hide? Most of the stuff I found out like why JFK died (first hand) or other stuff is from meeting criminals and I can't stand loud mouths but I have a OCD confession tic and I don't know what Edwards been doing and I'm concerned he's messing with America. I want them to fix everything if he's in that position for a pardon =) Is there anything I can do like that or check /adv/
>>>/adv/32633841
America's really nice and its sad I don't want to see anything wrong happen to anyone but I think something paranormal killed off America really bad and I outlined it in that post in /adv/
>>>/adv/32633841
America's really nice and its sad I don't want to see anything wrong happen to anyone but I think something paranormal killed off America really bad and I outlined it in that post in /adv/
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:38:01 No.39696135
What
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:39:25 No.39696144
seek help princess
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:40:26 No.39696151
>>39696103
You won’t be a democracy soon enough so you won’t be running.
You won’t be a democracy soon enough so you won’t be running.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:42:30 No.39696159
>>39696135
I'm pretty sure people are just fucking up America and that's why its bad and I wanted to spread democracy and something messed with all the translators since the tower of babel was a thing. I think we should get wizards to fix everything and maybe get a better junction for people to complain because democracy never had that before the news or internet.
I'm pretty sure people are just fucking up America and that's why its bad and I wanted to spread democracy and something messed with all the translators since the tower of babel was a thing. I think we should get wizards to fix everything and maybe get a better junction for people to complain because democracy never had that before the news or internet.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:44:24 No.39696171
>>39696144
I wanna save everyone =) everyone down to Hitler's SS officers probably weren't bad they probably didn't have a choice but America's not like that and no body really spends the time to give America a good reputation.
I wanna save everyone =) everyone down to Hitler's SS officers probably weren't bad they probably didn't have a choice but America's not like that and no body really spends the time to give America a good reputation.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:44:43 No.39696173
>>39696159
Oh ok I understand perfectly now
Oh ok I understand perfectly now
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)02:30:37 No.39696304
>>39696173
What the hell was the president supposed to do about that
I need to find my friend without getting caught I feel like Woody Allen with the way my sex life was planned out but no I'm asexual. I keep calling myself president pony wiener joking about how a pervert isn't really a good world leader ect. I didn't wanna come off like that the last time I talked to the guy. I think he's messing with America really bad I don't want them in legal trouble I hate trouble makers.
What the hell was the president supposed to do about that
I need to find my friend without getting caught I feel like Woody Allen with the way my sex life was planned out but no I'm asexual. I keep calling myself president pony wiener joking about how a pervert isn't really a good world leader ect. I didn't wanna come off like that the last time I talked to the guy. I think he's messing with America really bad I don't want them in legal trouble I hate trouble makers.