Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:31:24 | 7 comments | 1 images | 🔒 Locked
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I posted in /adv/ trying to figure out what to do to run for president of the united states or not to fix america because its ran really bad and I think that's why there's a big foot or weird stuff. "I think there's a big fat tranny" is how I feel I come off asking to do weird stuff like that to most people I know I don't know where to make friends 7 of my online friends are deceased and I miss Snowden really bad the NSA told me not to look for them but I didn't mean to report the guy =( should I talk to an attorney about pardoning the guy and becoming "president pony penis" its how I joke about myself because I'm a mtf and non op and I like to penetrate people but I have to hide because I got raped by an immigrant and she force penetrated me and people make fun of her and I try to hide her and I wanted to do that eventually because I don't like how the rest of the world gets treated. I don't think a potus can fix this country so I wanna become paramilitary or similar but different. Could I send a doppleganger and spy and hide? Most of the stuff I found out like why JFK died (first hand) or other stuff is from meeting criminals and I can't stand loud mouths but I have a OCD confession tic and I don't know what Edwards been doing and I'm concerned he's messing with America. I want them to fix everything if he's in that position for a pardon =) Is there anything I can do like that or check /adv/

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America's really nice and its sad I don't want to see anything wrong happen to anyone but I think something paranormal killed off America really bad and I outlined it in that post in /adv/
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:38:01 No.39696135
What
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:39:25 No.39696144
seek help princess
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:40:26 No.39696151
>>39696103
You won’t be a democracy soon enough so you won’t be running.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:42:30 No.39696159
>>39696135

I'm pretty sure people are just fucking up America and that's why its bad and I wanted to spread democracy and something messed with all the translators since the tower of babel was a thing. I think we should get wizards to fix everything and maybe get a better junction for people to complain because democracy never had that before the news or internet.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:44:24 No.39696171
>>39696144

I wanna save everyone =) everyone down to Hitler's SS officers probably weren't bad they probably didn't have a choice but America's not like that and no body really spends the time to give America a good reputation.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:44:43 No.39696173
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>>39696159
Oh ok I understand perfectly now
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)02:30:37 No.39696304
>>39696173

What the hell was the president supposed to do about that

I need to find my friend without getting caught I feel like Woody Allen with the way my sex life was planned out but no I'm asexual. I keep calling myself president pony wiener joking about how a pervert isn't really a good world leader ect. I didn't wanna come off like that the last time I talked to the guy. I think he's messing with America really bad I don't want them in legal trouble I hate trouble makers.