What is up with this?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:41:18 | 46 comments | 6 images
spellsagainstTrumparentworking
how did Trump get his own personal hex sheild??
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:46:36 No.39693136
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>>39693095
More Context:
https://cbn.com/news/us/witches-report-their-spells-against-trump-arent-working-he-has-shield
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:13:48 No.39693319
People who call themselves witches are always poor, if anyone can actually do magic it isn't them.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:15:30 No.39693334
>>39693095
A lot of witches don’t want their kids to become trans either.
revelationsguy !WEWd4CYqlU 01/22/25(Wed)17:19:31 No.39693369
because maybe God put him there as part of his plan
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:41:11 No.39693510
>>39693369
Or maybe they aren't actual witches and they're a bunch of LARPing autists
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:51:55 No.39693580
>>39693095
Apparently he's only masturbated twice in his life. Maybe that has something to do with it.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:54:07 No.39693591
>>39693095
praying is literal magic. since trump is supported by christians, he is protected by their prayers.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:27:33 No.39693794
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>>39693095
Once upon a time in the land of "W", someone decided to help this creepazoid out and gave the POTUS, any POTUS, immunity against all magick, including prayer from any source. He decided that an SOB like 'W' must be solely responsible for his upcoming invasion of Iraq. "W" is an occultist and he could very well blame other occultists for his dubious actions if they went South. Someone then contacted an old friend who knew some of the ropes of the group he had joined after our coven broke apart. He went to his Over-Boss and they then invited a priest of another group to conduct it. A 3rd group provided the woman for the Uncle Crowley-based ritual. Using a plot in an upcoming popular movie as a base, and those who had sympathy with the main character, including himself would provide the "energy" to power the spell. The woman was Ma'at, the Egyptian goddess of "the Way Things Ought to Be", or Divine Justice, let's just say she Stepped-Up into the role. One of the groups, who chose its BoD using democracy, had let an outsider become a Priest of that group and he and his acolytes then took over its BoD and set up his own version of the church to destroy the original, and no one wanted to stop him or his co-conspirators. The Cusp ritual was a success and the "bad guy" got his comeuppance. Then Someone used the church's internet site to confront the new leader of the BoD, as the old one suddenly died, and read him the 'riot. act... Of course you don't believe me, such things just don't happen!!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:29:58 No.39693816
>>39693095
It's called the holy spirit
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:33:36 No.39693850
>>39693591
Dark Lord Donnie the Jew is not a Christian. Did he swear his Oath on any Bible, including his own? No. Christian Prayers are useless - Our new Dark Lord is totally reponsible for what he will do, and nothing can spiritually or magickally prevent it or interfere with it! YHWH has turned his back on him and he stands Alone.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:36:22 No.39693871
>>39693591
Pretty much. His followers are sincere in their prayers for his protection and for the most part those who wish him ill are godless.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:47:57 No.39693956
>>39693871
You're a F'n MAGA Right than Right Christcuck ignoramus and your Evangelical churches who went out of their way to interfere with politics in this election by invoking God to prop up a rich petty criminal scumbag secular messiah will get theirs! I hope your religious organizations become extinct over it! You are hopelessly entwined with this Dark Lord and you deserve to share your Fate with him!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:54:49 No.39694004
>>39693095
>>39691771
Did this shit really need 2 threads?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:01:46 No.39694035
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>>39693095
First off, women are awful at magic because they're vain creatures incapable of subtlety. A good magician wouldn't announce their attempts at hexing someone on fucking reddit. But these women can't help themselves because they're in for the larp.

>>39693591
And then there's this. Prayer absolutely works, especially collective prayer. Trump himself is undoubtedly a powerful magician, as most powerful people are. Some wiccan larpers aren't going to be able to simply hex him.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:02:50 No.39694042
>>39693095
Being the Anti-Christ has its perks. Hope his shield is working against Jesus.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:09:25 No.39694087
>>39693956
Shhhhhh there are only two genders shhhhhh
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:14:47 No.39694124
when he said God chose him to fix america he meant it
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:18:28 No.39694149
>>39694042
Dark Lord Donnie isn't the Antichrist, and no one can help him as his mind is diseased with Malignant Narcissism - he's almost the poster boy for it... For the new DL to repent he has to give up all his ill-gotten gains, he has to completely reform his character, and he must understand that his thoughts rarely reflect sane reality. Does he even have the moral capacity of someone who could repent? If he manages that somehow, the rite protecting the POTUS from magickal and spiritual interference remains. Does this mean that the 1st Minion and his minions, or the Dark Council are similarly protected? No, no, and no.
LUCIFER !!DuST03+8twr 01/22/25(Wed)19:18:59 No.39694152
what are you talking about, we hexed him yesterday and it worked great
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:20:24 No.39694159
>>39693095
Lol, stupid witch. Deserved. Fuck witches. I can't explain why I hate them because the moment I say anything is when jannies appear.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:21:51 No.39694170
The Lucifer tripfag is a 5’7 jeet who thinks he’s the antichrist, treat him accordingly, gents.
LUCIFER !!DuST03+8twr 01/22/25(Wed)19:24:45 No.39694184
Sirius-Star
>>39694170
rent-free, bitch
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:30:12 No.39694211
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If it’s this guy again this should shut him the fuck up for a while.
If it’s not this guy still fuck this guy he deserves another curse just because.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:33:53 No.39694239
>>39693095
It's me. I'm the shield.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:34:01 No.39694240
>>39693095
how do you think he literally dodged a bullet? thinking it was anything other than divine intervention is ignorant
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:36:35 No.39694250
Probably because none of that shit works u fucking retards.

>witchcraft

Retarded femoids doing smearing drugs on their brooms and cooming.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:37:28 No.39694258
>>39694239

I'm sorry they are putting you through this, brother. I too was once conscripted as a shield for a politician and know how bad it is.

You wake up at random times feeling the urge to perform complex magical rituals. You don't even know who is attacking your guy, you just know you must defend him.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:38:19 No.39694263
>>39694258
And Elon, and some others.
I get drunk and stoned to make it easier. Works well.
Everyone is doing their best. Just hang in there, things are going to get better bros.
LUCIFER !!DuST03+8twr 01/22/25(Wed)19:41:18 No.39694276
chuds are natural born dicksuckers.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:42:13 No.39694284
>>39694276
Shut the fuck up you stupid jeet
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:44:23 No.39694301
>>39694258
I tap into vibes and its easy.
Tap in:

https://youtu.be/KAL7q_Dh8gU
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:46:18 No.39694313
>>39694258
I have made it effortless bro.
I'm on another level lately. I've fixed a lot of my earlier mistakes. We are going to win.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:03:45 No.39694423
>>39694240
Adolf Schicklgruber was almost assassinated by a suitcase bomb left under his desk by some of his generals. Was it Divine Providence, or were his would-be assassins just incompetent? The same reasoning applies to Dark Lord Donnie!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:39:54 No.39694631
>>39693591
Why doesn't it work when I do it?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:42:31 No.39694652
>>39694631
Prayers for others is exponentially more powerful than prayer for self
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:55:29 No.39694746
>be witch tiktock girl
>be fat
>larp as a wtich
>only for atheistic and power fantasy
>no zero magic
>can't comprehend basic spiritualist mindset
>mind is only focuses on manufactured news created for the profane
>victim complex is rooted so deep that even in your fantasys your helpless against trump
They need to get dicked and fast to cure them, or else they will suffer the fate of a ornery cat lady.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:03:11 No.39694797
>>39693095
aliens, probably
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:03:56 No.39694802
>>39694631
you are one person compared to thousands or millions
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:05:38 No.39694808
>>39693095
His occultists are better than the opposition
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:09:47 No.39694828
>>39693510
Maybe you're the LARPing Autist?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:19:03 No.39694886
>>39693591
No, Dark Lord Donnie is supported by Righter than Right Christcuck ignoramusess (Evangelicals and Findies). They are inextricably entwined with him and caught up with him. When he eventually go down, he's taking you down with him! 'Ignoramus' means wanting to stay ignorant and stay a Know Nothing along with Dark Lord Donnie!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:26:15 No.39694915
>>39693095
Trump is using PSI shield
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:38:53 No.39694967
>>39694035
l feel like this is the actual correct answer for anyone not just taking thhe chance to meme
Yeah that guy 01/22/25(Wed)21:40:00 No.39694976
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Don't look at me.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:40:46 No.39694982
>>39694423
it was devine providence.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:24:22 No.39695241