I think the aboriginal idea of ‘the dreaming’ doesn’t get enough credit

They were right all along

>>39689821
I stare at pictures of my waifu and her eyes blink

>>39689865
Tell us more please

When I was a stupid young lad, I used to jerkin my meat in the toilet. I'd edge super hard and long, like really get into it. I'd watch hub for a couple of minutes, then open something else on YouTube to distract myself. One day, I ended up on My Little Pony stuff. I had no idea what bronies were or other weirdos who worshipped them. I didn’t even know the names of the horses. I just clicked on a random compilation or something.

So, I was touching myself, and I switched to the pony videos just once, never thinking anything of it. But then, these two characters appeared on screen and started talking directly to me. One was this short dinosaur guy, and the other was an LGBT pony. The conversation went like this:

"Are you aware that there's one guy right now who's watching us and masturbating?"
"What do you mean, what?"
"Yeah, I'm serious. He's watching us, and we arouse him. He likes looking at us like we're sexual objects."

After that, they just stared at me for what felt like an uncomfortably long time. I started getting super nervous and sweaty, turning all red. It was like they were talking to me, and I didn’t know what to do. I panicked, closed YouTube, stopped strocking, cleaned myself up, and didn’t touched my willy for like 2-3 months. I was so freaked out.

Just to be clear, I don’t like ponies, I don't watch anime, and I definitely don't like furries. I don't even know what I clicked on to end up there. But that experience really shook me. And I didn't found the same video ever again, i thought that it was some meatcanyon type of thing but no, never have i found that video.

>>39689821
yeah after reading about quantum shit and manifestation i decided to applied to the more mundane task.
I need to peel garlic clove which is always hard as fuck.
Then i thought to myself i choose the best way to peel them easily
And behold the peel almost fell by itself ive been applying this to my daily live with amazing results

>>39691659
Gay people didn't invent rainbows

>>39691899
i thought the pony represented homos

>>39691659
This reminds me when I was a kid around 2002 I was watching Nickelodeon and during a commercial break I was furiously itching myself when suddenly SpongeBob popped up on the TV and said "Hey you , stop itching yourself the shows coming back on" Shit freaked me tf out and I never saw that during a commercial break ever again

>>39691809
How is it hard to peel garlic? Crush the clove with the knife flat first and then you can just take the peel off. Garlic also makes some healthy nutrient when crushed

>>39691485
Nta

Read dreamtime stories and try to apply them to your experiences

>>39689821
sorry to break it to you but there is a bug on youtube where it shows the comments for another video. had it happen a few times before.

>>39689821
sometimes when I glance quickly at people, or see them out of the corner of my eye, I see the perfected version of them. healthy body proportions, skin, generally beautiful, that is, until I focus my attention on them and realize they're 100 lbs over and etc

Before I "woke up" I had a lot of small, fleeting memories from when I was a baby, but then one day I finally became conscious in a continuous way and I can remember everything from that moment on. For some reason, the first thing that came to my mind clearly that day was "this is the day." I still think about that, it was as if my life as such began that day.

>>39689821
I feel I've had similar things like this happen. My theory is that im in a demiurgic AI overlay of the real world. And that the AI overlay ultimately is generated by and feeds on human consciousness which is why things/glitches like this might happen.