Greentext thread pt 2: Electric Boogaloo
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)23:35:04 | 36 comments | 23 images
Let´s gooo!
Last thread reached image limit, so here we have a new one. If you want to ask for any greentext or repost some from the last threads feel free to!
Last thread reached image limit, so here we have a new one. If you want to ask for any greentext or repost some from the last threads feel free to!
Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)23:57:56 No.39680868
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)00:38:02 No.39681092
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)01:41:59 No.39681462
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)02:25:44 No.39681611
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)02:26:47 No.39681616
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)04:16:05 No.39681878
>>39680786
Very much appreciated OP, that greentext was one that was stuck in my head for a while last year because of the implication of dreams transcending into reality
Very much appreciated OP, that greentext was one that was stuck in my head for a while last year because of the implication of dreams transcending into reality
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)06:41:09 No.39682315
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)09:29:21 No.39682926
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)11:51:26 No.39683669
Have a question about a personal experience of mine since I hardly see any greentexts like it at all.
>Be about 5 or 6 me at the time.
>Over at my dad's for the weekend.
>Rented 1 bedroom house in Arizona that would be a larger apartment with a hallway that leads to the bedroom and right across is the bathroom.
>Dad is cooking in the kitchen when I need to go to the bathroom.
>Walk down the hallway, not suspecting anything.
>Dark with no light on but little me doesn't quite worry too much since I can turn on bathroom light.
>Get to end of hallway and turn to bathroom.
>Up above in the dark room, inside a darker mass than should be normal, see glowing red eyes staring down at me.
>Completely paralyzed in fear.
>Eyes tower over me and just stares.
>Stand there unable to muster even a sound to reach out to my veteran mp dad just 10 yards away.
>Eventually regain motor functions and bolt, wailing like a kid that was just visited by a demon.
>Get to him.
>Drops everything and investigates, finding nothing.
>Scarred for over a decade, hyper-conscious whenever in a bathroom.
>Even when at moms or dads at a different place, feel vulnerable and paranoid.
>New bathroom.
>Ghetto old bathroom.
>Doesn't matter, hate bathrooms for a decade.
>Unable to enjoy the universal manly solace of the oval office most times for a decade.
>Never see the eyes again.
What did I see? What did it mean? Not many accounts cover explicitly just the eyes. Many mention shadows, or eyes in tandem with specific cryptids like mothman. But never anything quite like this. This is my only definitive paranormal encounter that I remember beside just odd feelings. Could this be because of a higher resistance to psychic attacks? If so, why was I vulnerable here? Honestly almost feels like I was being reminded that I have something watching over me. Whether for good or bad.
>Be about 5 or 6 me at the time.
>Over at my dad's for the weekend.
>Rented 1 bedroom house in Arizona that would be a larger apartment with a hallway that leads to the bedroom and right across is the bathroom.
>Dad is cooking in the kitchen when I need to go to the bathroom.
>Walk down the hallway, not suspecting anything.
>Dark with no light on but little me doesn't quite worry too much since I can turn on bathroom light.
>Get to end of hallway and turn to bathroom.
>Up above in the dark room, inside a darker mass than should be normal, see glowing red eyes staring down at me.
>Completely paralyzed in fear.
>Eyes tower over me and just stares.
>Stand there unable to muster even a sound to reach out to my veteran mp dad just 10 yards away.
>Eventually regain motor functions and bolt, wailing like a kid that was just visited by a demon.
>Get to him.
>Drops everything and investigates, finding nothing.
>Scarred for over a decade, hyper-conscious whenever in a bathroom.
>Even when at moms or dads at a different place, feel vulnerable and paranoid.
>New bathroom.
>Ghetto old bathroom.
>Doesn't matter, hate bathrooms for a decade.
>Unable to enjoy the universal manly solace of the oval office most times for a decade.
>Never see the eyes again.
What did I see? What did it mean? Not many accounts cover explicitly just the eyes. Many mention shadows, or eyes in tandem with specific cryptids like mothman. But never anything quite like this. This is my only definitive paranormal encounter that I remember beside just odd feelings. Could this be because of a higher resistance to psychic attacks? If so, why was I vulnerable here? Honestly almost feels like I was being reminded that I have something watching over me. Whether for good or bad.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)12:51:38 No.39684043
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)16:39:46 No.39685541
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)19:03:39 No.39686450
>>39683669
Sounds like a sleep paralysis demon, except you were walking around. Do you ever sleepwalk?
Sounds like a sleep paralysis demon, except you were walking around. Do you ever sleepwalk?
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)19:05:56 No.39686470
>>39681092
Fuck this initials shit.
Fuck this initials shit.
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)20:05:38 No.39686836
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)20:06:40 No.39686847
>>39686470
Lil homie is scared of letters
Lil homie is scared of letters
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)21:40:37 No.39687356
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)23:31:23 No.39687856
>>39686470
fr dude i can barely fucking keep track of whos who... "A WENT HERE BUT B SAID TO H THAT C SHOULDNT BUT THEN K DID THE UNTHINKABLE" so badly written
fr dude i can barely fucking keep track of whos who... "A WENT HERE BUT B SAID TO H THAT C SHOULDNT BUT THEN K DID THE UNTHINKABLE" so badly written
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)23:37:56 No.39687877
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:26:50 No.39688102
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)09:05:17 No.39690419
has it been 24 hours without ghostpuncher getting posted already?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)09:40:02 No.39690591
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)09:49:55 No.39690626
>>39680868
This is a paranormal entity and not a regular animal. Ignore it or talk to it, it will likely understand you. If you wish to be obsequious, feed it something tasty.
>>39681092
"G" aka "that guy" is an activated daemonhost and not a human. Solution: put up a swastika in the room where the girls hang themselves, meditate and ask the vedic ur-god Brahma for protection. You can adress the first god as the God-Emperor for that warhammer 40k warp encounter feel. Ask to be protected by his light. Killing a daemonhost using conventional means does not harm the entity inside, you need to dissolve them in an electric arc furnace or with a nuclear bomb as plasma based small arms are not yet invented.
>>39681616
Three toes, claws, skin so dark that it is described as "blackened". It was actually dark green, so dark that it is just a shade from being black. This guy saw a manifested "space lizard".
This is a paranormal entity and not a regular animal. Ignore it or talk to it, it will likely understand you. If you wish to be obsequious, feed it something tasty.
>>39681092
"G" aka "that guy" is an activated daemonhost and not a human. Solution: put up a swastika in the room where the girls hang themselves, meditate and ask the vedic ur-god Brahma for protection. You can adress the first god as the God-Emperor for that warhammer 40k warp encounter feel. Ask to be protected by his light. Killing a daemonhost using conventional means does not harm the entity inside, you need to dissolve them in an electric arc furnace or with a nuclear bomb as plasma based small arms are not yet invented.
>>39681616
Three toes, claws, skin so dark that it is described as "blackened". It was actually dark green, so dark that it is just a shade from being black. This guy saw a manifested "space lizard".
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:10:57 No.39690715
>>39680786
the link is broken but luckily I saved it from before and reuploaded it here
https://voca.ro/17NSBZf4BB8N
the link is broken but luckily I saved it from before and reuploaded it here
https://voca.ro/17NSBZf4BB8N
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:00:56 No.39691631
>>39690715
oh darn, is the qr not functional anymore? I could make an updated version with your link
oh darn, is the qr not functional anymore? I could make an updated version with your link
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:16:18 No.39691714
>>39691631
didn't test the qr just the text link.
i think everything gets deleted by vocaroo after some time so maybe an archive link would be better
didn't test the qr just the text link.
i think everything gets deleted by vocaroo after some time so maybe an archive link would be better
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:24:54 No.39691757
>>39691631
nevermind looks like the qr code works just fine so it's all good. thanks for archiving it since it's a great story and creepy sound
nevermind looks like the qr code works just fine so it's all good. thanks for archiving it since it's a great story and creepy sound
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:28:40 No.39692183
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:31:18 No.39692204
>>39692183
This one is really very scary
This one is really very scary
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:33:56 No.39692220
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:06:27 No.39693671
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:29:30 No.39693813
anyone got the one about an annon threatening to rape Lilith daughters to get Lilith to leave him alone?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:09:22 No.39694451
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:36:26 No.39694956
>>39688102
One of the best greentexts from the good old days of /x/
One of the best greentexts from the good old days of /x/
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:47:02 No.39695321
>>39686450
Never once to my knowledge or by any of the reports of family I've lived with. No. This was during the day. The hallway was dark because there were no windows to any of this. Strange, cause there usually is one in the bathroom of most places, right? I can't remember. If there was, then whatever this was was blocking out that light.
Never once to my knowledge or by any of the reports of family I've lived with. No. This was during the day. The hallway was dark because there were no windows to any of this. Strange, cause there usually is one in the bathroom of most places, right? I can't remember. If there was, then whatever this was was blocking out that light.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:23:28 No.39695778
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:40:06 No.39695881
>>39693671
>tfw no strange girl wife
I mean she is perfect. She is interested in your hobbies. Struts around in a dress, barefoot in the woods. Is capable of hunting dear without guns. Would probably love guns. Probably smells wild. Wants to cuddle for warmth. Why can't I ever meet hot paranormal cryptids.
>tfw no strange girl wife
I mean she is perfect. She is interested in your hobbies. Struts around in a dress, barefoot in the woods. Is capable of hunting dear without guns. Would probably love guns. Probably smells wild. Wants to cuddle for warmth. Why can't I ever meet hot paranormal cryptids.