Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:45:36 | 31 comments | 3 images | 🔒 Locked
Assassins-Creed-Shadows
Strength or dexterity?
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:46:02 No.701022395
not buying
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:48:46 No.701022614
>>701022359
I'll be honest, even as someone who isn't anti-woke to the core or whatever the decision to make you play as a nigger samurai in a samurai game is fucking stupid and actually what the fuck are they thinking tier
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:53:15 No.701022990
>>701022614
i think it's way more interesting than having millionth samurai game were you play as some asian guy.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:53:37 No.701023030
how much do they pay you per thread and post
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:53:54 No.701023053
graphics look worse than Origins
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:55:05 No.701023158
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>>701022359
>not both
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:55:27 No.701023185
>>701022614
It was actually a 300 IQ move by Ubisoft to have Japan speedrun awareness of the forces that want to poison their country to death.
They sacrificed the company for Japan's sake.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:56:31 No.701023280
IQ_by_Country
>>701022359
IQ for sure.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:56:49 No.701023307
>>701022359
>Giant club
>Full samurai LARP gear
>Little gay Japanese twink BF
>American hip hop sound track
>Historically accurate One Piece sword
Yeah, I think it's gaming time.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:56:54 No.701023314
>>701022359
In reality the man would be both stronger and faster than the woman. Has much cooler armor too.

He wouldn't be black though. I doubt there was a single black samurai history, with the nips being both notoriously isolationist and notoriously racist.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:57:11 No.701023348
>>701022990
That's just wrong though. It signals weak story telling to me, that you have to rely on a black samurai as a gimmick to make the story unique or interesting. I've seen every single one of Kurosawa's samurai movies and never once did I think: damn, another Japanese samurai protagonist. Story telling is about plot and character development.
That said, a foreigner in a strange land can be a great angle if played right. See Shogun and Last Samurai
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:58:21 No.701023453
>>701022359
>yasuke
>displayed in trailers vandalizing shit and slaughtering locals
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:58:54 No.701023491
>>701023453
That they wanted to be historically accurate.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:59:30 No.701023549
>>701023348
i tried ghosts of tsushima but that was so fucking boring story.
i'll play any color samurai except yellow because all those have the same exact generic plot
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)12:59:36 No.701023553
Did they have to make Yasuke such a giganigger?
He must be 6'6
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:00:33 No.701023628
>>701022395
FBPB
there is literally no possible argument that would make me buy this game, or even pirate it
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:00:36 No.701023636
>>701022359
Would be cool if picking black guy made the game super hard since every jap with a sword would want to kill you on sight
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:01:26 No.701023694
>>701022614
it could've been interesting, but this era doesn't allow for that because of social media brainrot and everyone is on edge
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:01:37 No.701023712
>>701022990
yeah let's just give the option to play as some colossal unfitting nigger in japan and you go around decapping random japanese civilians while american hiphop plays and the civilian's wife thanks you for it
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:01:43 No.701023719
>>701022359
Was there ever a second black samurai? Or a third? Or was this nigga the only one?
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:02:11 No.701023756
>>701023636
that would require a ubisoft game to have depth or be hard
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:02:29 No.701023782
>>701023549
The story was bad? I've thought about checking it out when it's like $20
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:04:37 No.701023981
>>701023348
if the writers had any integrity or perhaps honesty, soul, character, etc., then in their ASSASSIN GAME where you play as an ASSASSSIN, Yasuke's most logical role would be, perhaps, an informant for your ASSASSIN character on Oda Nobunaga and his assorted cabal.

I dont even understand the gameplay being shown where a big black beast is fucking slaughtering everyone and like... he gets away with it? how? why? what the fuck? they'd roll out the muskets and gun his ass down at some point, and it's not like he'd be hard to fucking find, he's 1. Big and black, and 2. wearing the fuking Oda crest loud and proud on his chest.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:04:37 No.701023983
>>701023158
Hey, faggot, get out of the road. I'm walking here.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:06:20 No.701024142
>>701022359
I’ll play the assassin lady in the assassin game, and not the 6 foot samurai
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:06:33 No.701024162
>>701023981
it's a revenge fantasy it doesn't have to make sense
he could walk into the emperor's royal champions and demand a blowjob from everyone there, breaking their necks after he'd came down their throats and they'd still be falling over themselves to service him for how much he'd "saved" japan while the villages burn behind him
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:07:18 No.701024238
>>701023158
>Breakdancing at a crosswalk
Wow, what an absolute attention-starved nigger.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:07:23 No.701024247
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:11:28 No.701024640
>>701024238
It's rage bait for revenue on video websites.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:12:02 No.701024698
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>>701022359
GOD DAMN! YASUKE BE ONE SEXY NIGGA! Hard ass Black man loving niggas boutta be eatin GOOD! White boys and cute lil Jap bois are COPING! The black gay community gonna come out in muh fukkin DROVES to be playing this shit!
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)13:21:03 No.701025759
>>701022990
because you’re a nigger worshipping retard