Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:53:54 | 71 comments | 15 images
Call me shill if you want, but EU5 might become the best Paradox grand stat game if they can actually deliver what they promise.
Here's developer diaries. It looks really promising so far. I'm legit hype.
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/threads/megathread-links-to-all-tinto-developer-threads.1652130/
Here's developer diaries. It looks really promising so far. I'm legit hype.
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/foru
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:57:16 No.700960858
>>700960559
>if they can actually deliver what they promise.
After 5-8 years yes. If you buy a Paradox game new you're throwing money away.
>if they can actually deliver what they promise.
After 5-8 years yes. If you buy a Paradox game new you're throwing money away.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:58:24 No.700960945
>getting hyped for a paradox game
first time?
first time?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:58:38 No.700960962
no it wont, maybe after 10 years of DLCs and the mods have come in. Granted that havent helped Vick3, but hey
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:59:58 No.700961073
>>700960559
>getting excited for a paradox GSG
>after victoria 3, crusader kings 3, and imperator rome
>getting excited for a paradox GSG
>after victoria 3, crusader kings 3, and imperator rome
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:04:57 No.700961489
still waiting for them to fix cities skylines 2
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:05:32 No.700961542
>>700960559
EU5 is going to have less features at launch than EU4 currently does. Don't worry though. They'll sell them back to you as dlc for the fair price of $20 each
EU5 is going to have less features at launch than EU4 currently does. Don't worry though. They'll sell them back to you as dlc for the fair price of $20 each
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:08:32 No.700961770
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:15:38 No.700962253
>>700960559
I wanted Star Trek Infinite to have continued support bros
I wanted Star Trek Infinite to have continued support bros
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:36:41 No.700963821
>>700960559
I doubt it'll have as much content as EU4 has now, but I hope it'll be decent. Still won't buy on launch though.
I doubt it'll have as much content as EU4 has now, but I hope it'll be decent. Still won't buy on launch though.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:37:32 No.700963880
>>700960559
Shill.
Shill.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:38:01 No.700963908
>>700960559
>if they can actually deliver what they promise
Looks like you're gunning for a Fell For It Again Award.
>if they can actually deliver what they promise
Looks like you're gunning for a Fell For It Again Award.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:39:03 No.700963979
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:40:45 No.700964093
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:42:26 No.700964191
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:42:32 No.700964196
>>700961073
Found the HOI4 baby. That shit was barebones and broken as fuck on release. Actual liquid ass.
Found the HOI4 baby. That shit was barebones and broken as fuck on release. Actual liquid ass.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:43:51 No.700964282
>>700964093
>>700964191
If it's WIP why put mana icons? If the game isn't going to have mana then why is there mana? Could it be that johan, who's previously shown he has no fucking clue what mana is, is still in denial about mana? Sure looks like mana to me!
You're falling for it again, you gormless idiot.
>>700964191
If it's WIP why put mana icons? If the game isn't going to have mana then why is there mana? Could it be that johan, who's previously shown he has no fucking clue what mana is, is still in denial about mana? Sure looks like mana to me!
You're falling for it again, you gormless idiot.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:53:21 No.700964982
>>700961073
ck3 has a way better launch than ck2's launch
ck3 has a way better launch than ck2's launch
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:59:47 No.700965452
>>700960559
A lot of the mechanics are looking good for modding. The only reason why I'm not hyping atm is because of trash there releases have been over the last 5-10 years. But I'm very much looking forward to the playtest builds being released to so we can learn if the devs are going to deliver.
Also can't wait for the Imperator mod
A lot of the mechanics are looking good for modding. The only reason why I'm not hyping atm is because of trash there releases have been over the last 5-10 years. But I'm very much looking forward to the playtest builds being released to so we can learn if the devs are going to deliver.
Also can't wait for
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:02:40 No.700965664
>>700964191
I wonder what he actually considers as mana.
I wonder what he actually considers as mana.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:08:36 No.700966108
>>700965664
Conceptually, I draw the line at Diegetic column, every to the left is mana. Put for gameplay convenience, everything but Monarch Powers are the only real issue, and that's only because of how they were used in Eu4 (they were fine in post-patch Imperator)
>Time is mana
kek
Conceptually, I draw the line at Diegetic column, every to the left is mana. Put for gameplay convenience, everything but Monarch Powers are the only real issue, and that's only because of how they were used in Eu4 (they were fine in post-patch Imperator)
>Time is mana
kek
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:11:09 No.700966298
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:15:10 No.700966570
>>700964191
I assume this just another vichy 3 "no war allowed" excuse to give the jeets a more managble workload.
I assume this just another vichy 3 "no war allowed" excuse to give the jeets a more managble workload.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:19:24 No.700966880
>>700966570
pdx doesnt have a studio in india tho
pdx doesnt have a studio in india tho
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:28:20 No.700967476
>>700960559
Johan said the same shit about ck3 you people are retarded to believe that faggot
Johan said the same shit about ck3 you people are retarded to believe that faggot
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:48:23 No.700968883
Where we dropping, /v/?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:49:57 No.700968981
>>700966880
Ever since they made the new studio in Spain (Tonto) the quality has gone down the shitter. Everyone knows Meds don't like to work.
Ever since they made the new studio in Spain (Tonto) the quality has gone down the shitter. Everyone knows Meds don't like to work.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:51:45 No.700969086
>>700968883
What happened to all those fake nations in Australia and Africa to justify their dlc and woke history?
What happened to all those fake nations in Australia and Africa to justify their dlc and woke history?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:53:55 No.700969239
>>700969086
They'll be released in DLC in a few years.
They'll be released in DLC in a few years.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:56:39 No.700969398
>>700968883
Why is Japan unified?
Why is Japan unified?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:58:45 No.700969541
>>700969398
So they can sell you a Japan DLC later
So they can sell you a Japan DLC later
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:59:47 No.700969605
>>700969239
I hope they release the combat update as part of that dlc.
I hope they release the combat update as part of that dlc.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:01:51 No.700969723
>>700961073
This one is being made by Punished Johan though. Humbled from his hubris after his Imperator Rome vision was rejected.
This one is being made by Punished Johan though. Humbled from his hubris after his Imperator Rome vision was rejected.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:04:43 No.700969905
>>700969398
>>700969541
It's due to how they're portraying the clans as "Extraterritorial Countries", they have the clans underneath that red layer:
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/developer-diary/tinto-maps-24-25th-of-october-japan-and-korea.1710914/
>>700969541
It's due to how they're portraying the clans as "Extraterritorial Countries", they have the clans underneath that red layer:
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/foru
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:04:48 No.700969919
>>700969398
They are not. It's just that Sengoku Jidai haven't started yet
They are not. It's just that Sengoku Jidai haven't started yet
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:05:48 No.700969992
>>700964093
>>700964282
I assume the mana icons are repurposed into character stats like in Crusader Kings and Imperator Rome. I really hope the character system isn't like Imperator Rome though. That shit got tedious.
>>700964282
I assume the mana icons are repurposed into character stats like in Crusader Kings and Imperator Rome. I really hope the character system isn't like Imperator Rome though. That shit got tedious.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:09:00 No.700970201
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:09:10 No.700970217
>>700960559
Sure, I will pirate it and see, if it's actually good I will buy it and proceed to not buy any of the upcoming DLC and unlocking it with creamAPI like always.
Sure, I will pirate it and see, if it's actually good I will buy it and proceed to not buy any of the upcoming DLC and unlocking it with creamAPI like always.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:10:01 No.700970271
>>700969086
>>700969239
They are still there on a separate "unlanded" map mode along with the lords in Japan and banking networks . No word yet whether they will be playable or not
>>700969239
They are still there on a separate "unlanded" map mode along with the lords in Japan and banking networks . No word yet whether they will be playable or not
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:17:04 No.700970780
>>700969919
Can a historyfag tell me what the fuck is going on above korea? Battle royale?
Can a historyfag tell me what the fuck is going on above korea? Battle royale?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:23:19 No.700971180
>>700970780
Aren't those Jurchen tribes?
Aren't those Jurchen tribes?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:31:36 No.700971751
>>700969919
Conquering the yamato as the ainu and making them eat red meat instead of uncooked fish
Conquering the yamato as the ainu and making them eat red meat instead of uncooked fish
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:33:11 No.700971843
>>700970780
All of these including Korea are Vassals of Mongol China. I assume there will be heavy scripting that makes China collapse freeing all their vassals nearly every game.
All of these including Korea are Vassals of Mongol China. I assume there will be heavy scripting that makes China collapse freeing all their vassals nearly every game.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:35:04 No.700971971
>>700968883
First campaign will probably be jurchen tribes to qing. See how weak non europeans are right away.
First campaign will probably be jurchen tribes to qing. See how weak non europeans are right away.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:36:53 No.700972079
>>700970780
Jurchen tribes. There is seemingly very little history before 1368, or at least the wiki doesnt list anything for the jianzhou.
Maybe Jianzhou will be formable, into manchu, into later jin, into qing?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jianzhou_Jurchens
Jurchen tribes. There is seemingly very little history before 1368, or at least the wiki doesnt list anything for the jianzhou.
Maybe Jianzhou will be formable, into manchu, into later jin, into qing?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jianz
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:40:33 No.700972291
>>700969086
They were never presented as being normal playable nations in the same vein as the ones you see on that map.
The idea behind the game is that groups which have yet to achieve actual civilization are represented as "Societies of pops". They don't truly have borders in the same way a real country does and merely exist wherever their people are.
You may have seen a different mapmode which shows those entities on the map alongside normal countries and understandably assumed that they were normal playable tags. As of right now, they are not.
The main function of them in the game is so that when you try to colonize as a real country and have to deal with the local natives, you can actually keep track of what kinds of native you're dealing with.
They were never presented as being normal playable nations in the same vein as the ones you see on that map.
The idea behind the game is that groups which have yet to achieve actual civilization are represented as "Societies of pops". They don't truly have borders in the same way a real country does and merely exist wherever their people are.
You may have seen a different mapmode which shows those entities on the map alongside normal countries and understandably assumed that they were normal playable tags. As of right now, they are not.
The main function of them in the game is so that when you try to colonize as a real country and have to deal with the local natives, you can actually keep track of what kinds of native you're dealing with.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:52:40 No.700973029
>>700968883
I might just be a kongo nigga
I might just be a kongo nigga
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:54:16 No.700973120
>>700960559
What's the absolute best place to be born in at this time (1337)?
What's the absolute best place to be born in at this time (1337)?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:57:34 No.700973328
>>700973120
none because the Black Plague will hit soon
none because the Black Plague will hit soon
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:59:44 No.700973482
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:00:03 No.700973498
>>700973120
Some Scandi place maybe? Everywhere sucked unless you were a noble.
Some Scandi place maybe? Everywhere sucked unless you were a noble.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:00:31 No.700973527
>>700973120
Poland
Poland
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:01:09 No.700973561
>>700973120
China probably
China probably
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:03:21 No.700973705
>>700973120
urban Flanders, urban Lombardy Tuscany, urban coastal China
urban Flanders, urban Lombardy Tuscany, urban coastal China
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:04:12 No.700973758
>>700973120
>Europe about to get cucked by the Black Plague
>Middle East about to get cucked by the Mongols
>Central Asia is a battle royale
Probably North Africa (not Egypt) or East Asia.
>Europe about to get cucked by the Black Plague
>Middle East about to get cucked by the Mongols
>Central Asia is a battle royale
Probably North Africa (not Egypt) or East Asia.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:04:29 No.700973768
>>700964191
How many times do you have to be bitten to learn?
How many times do you have to be bitten to learn?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:04:54 No.700973783
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Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:07:06 No.700973898
>>700973783
Why?
Why?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:07:10 No.700973904
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:07:26 No.700973915
>>700960559
why do they insist on using character models in games that aren't CK3? CK3's is an RPG so having your character represented makes sense, but Vic3 and EU5 having them just seems like a drain on your PCs resources
why do they insist on using character models in games that aren't CK3? CK3's is an RPG so having your character represented makes sense, but Vic3 and EU5 having them just seems like a drain on your PCs resources
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:10:45 No.700974115
>>700973915
This. CK3 models, graphics, gameplay is unironically the best of all Paradox games. What's the point if I can't see my pregnant sister-wife give birth to my 22nd child?
This. CK3 models, graphics, gameplay is unironically the best of all Paradox games. What's the point if I can't see my pregnant sister-wife give birth to my 22nd child?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:12:16 No.700974219
The first 100 years in EU5 is going to be interesting.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:13:41 No.700974297
>>700973898
even the plague doesn't want to live in poland
even the plague doesn't want to live in poland
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:13:51 No.700974310
>>700973915
Maybe they're hoping people will stop using marriages for only PUs/alliances and instead marry for looks like in CK3
Maybe they're hoping people will stop using marriages for only PUs/alliances and instead marry for looks like in CK3
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:14:58 No.700974382
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:15:18 No.700974404
>>700974219
I really don't like big byz, I just don't see the black death and the ottos posing a challenge, you just have to erase them before they can do anything.
I really don't like big byz, I just don't see the black death and the ottos posing a challenge, you just have to erase them before they can do anything.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:15:31 No.700974421
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:15:39 No.700974430
>>700968883
earlier start date makes Byzantium look pretty comfy here
earlier start date makes Byzantium look pretty comfy here
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:17:08 No.700974512
>>700974404
so many if not all of the things they're teasing are going to be incredibly flawed and easily exploitable, because they have to be made for retards, (paradox customers) by retards (paradox)
watch these big bad rebellions be completely ignorable by passing some law or releasing a vassal state, or sniping some rebel stack knowing when and where it'll appear
so many if not all of the things they're teasing are going to be incredibly flawed and easily exploitable, because they have to be made for retards, (paradox customers) by retards (paradox)
watch these big bad rebellions be completely ignorable by passing some law or releasing a vassal state, or sniping some rebel stack knowing when and where it'll appear
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:17:58 No.700974570
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:18:50 No.700974626
>>700974219
Interesting to see his change of heart, I remember him saying moving back the EU3 start date to 1399 had been a mistake
>>700974404
Byz will have a bunch of day 1 disasters and ottomans will likely get to declare on them via event
Interesting to see his change of heart, I remember him saying moving back the EU3 start date to 1399 had been a mistake
>>700974404
Byz will have a bunch of day 1 disasters and ottomans will likely get to declare on them via event