>>700936254
You disagree only because of some pity drama.
He was right.

>>700936254
Noooooo Saar you are not to being owning of your games

>>700936254
Reminder that he has never been wrong with his expert opinions based on working at blizzard for 7 years as top programmer and various hacker jobs for undisclosed government agencies.

>I have no mana, what do you want me to do?
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>700936254
>mad cause he talked to asmon
>mad cause he survived
>mad he banned you on wow for selling gold
we get it brownie.

Wait a minute...

>>700937863
Blink away.

>people are now digging his furfag 2nd life days
OH NO NO NO

>>700938154
don’t google Maldavius Figtree…

>>700937863
Use your mana gem

>>700936254
kek. It's pretty funny and good for STOPKILLINGGAMES that it was shown how much of a faggot with no credibility he is over the WoW thing.
>>700937112
Move along commie.

>>700936254
This guy really proved he worked for Blizzard with his huge ego, narcissism, and refusal to take accountability for his mistakes

>>700938154
>>700938356
Quick rundown? is he a furry on top of a faggot?

>>700938154
I really just want someone to dig into the DEFCON/1337 h@xx0r stuff.

>>700939723
lol, didn't he also say he was good at wow tho? big doubt

>>700936254
Im so stupid I need for someone else to textually explain things to me.
Help!

>>700938568
QRD?

>>700940080
guy plays puzzle games and then googles how to play said puzzle games on his phone while saying 'i figured it out, i'm a genius'

>>700939990
well as you can see the e-celeb of OPs picture is clearly a loser. So now every one of this losers is laughing at his sad life. Internet drama id say

>>700938568
This was 100x funnier than the WoW fiasco
chat! waiiiiiit a minute.

>>700940284
and he just put the answer in microsoft paint? why?

>>700936254
That's okay, I don't owe them my money either.

>>700940080
Dude solved some super hard puzzle that took the internet a week or so to solve in 10 minutes because he's so super smart and his brain just works differently.
He did the same in Outer Wilds, somehow solving the hardest puzzle that pretty much everyone has a problem with by just casually "doing it".

>>700937921
SAAAAAAR YOU MUST LIKE THE STUPID INTERNET CELEBRITY

>>700940386
so how did he get caught out? i rmemeber someone linked a clip the other day but there was nothing in it to indicate cheating

>>700939693
Yeah, just check the kiwifarms thread on him, he was pretty much always an insufferable faggot lolcow and even the furfags and secondlifers hated him too. Groomer behavior exhibited as well.

>>700940386
Which outer wilds puzzle?

>>700940450
cause hes achieved lolcow status recently and people are digging into his bullshit

>>700940379
That is him "figuring" it out. He took screenshots of the game then pretended to solve it.
Btw, he solved this puzzle in a single stream, when the whole community took weeks to figure it out.
He literally was so big brained that he immediately knew what the next step was. All while hamming it up with quotes like "chat, you thought I was crazy, I'm not crazy" or "in this house we don't look up solutions"

I think people hate him so much because the archetype of the condescending asshole who's actually not very smart is so universal that basically everyone has known someone like that at some point in their lives and despised them

>>700936254
>>>/vt/
stop spamming off topic threads

>>700940328
But why is he a looser?.

>>700939693
QRD
Furry
Disliked and eventually ostracized out of every community he was part off.
His claim to fame is his dad getting him a job at blizzard, where he was a nobody, then he pretended that he is was a dev.

>>700940618
The tower of superpositions on the water planet, and the fifth place on the quantum moon afaik.

>>700940450
He didn't, it was just very suspicious that he managed to do all of these weird things without any failures or theory crafting
>Knows what room to be in
>Knows to change your computers system date like 3 fucking times
>Knows that pattern is actually a map and not a code
>Etc.

It doesn't help that his acting was trash. It's pretty funny that he blundered his streamer rep with this and now all the lowlifes are trying to work the algorithm by shitting on him.

>>700940869
So why people here hate him?

>>700936254
>eceleb drama
KYS

>>700940834
why is he allowed to run a ferret sanctuary when he's into furry bestiality shit

>>700940450
He did get called out for it but just denied using a guide that coincidentally was released the same day he solved the puzzle.
You see, he's just THAT much smarter then everyone else in his mind.

>>700940618
What >>700940889 said and Ash Twin Project.

>>700940797
well dont you see that his arms looks weak, his skin is pale white and strams 18 hours a day? Bugmen dont get more clear than this

>>700936254
Western developers are your enemy, /v/. Never forget that.

>>700940869
I don't see how in good faith you could truly think anything would have been changed besides some sort of moral support of being next to your friends when they're dying. The boss they face pulled was smacking them down. Maybe he could have tried to save the druid who jumping into another pack in his frenzied panic but he deserved to die for that.

|
|>>developers are your friends
|3

>>700940947
i dislike him cause hes monotone and is anti-ross game preservation. I dont watch accursed farms anymore but I think its a good campaign and i used to like his HL machinima

>>700940954
tuns out the government doesn't care if you fuck animals if no one can prove it

>>700940947
He made a video seething about the stop killing games campaign because he was financially invested in live service games and told his audience to not support it.

>>700941019
But most people here looks the same or even worse.
So, there's no legit reason to think that he is a real looser?.

>>700940736
That just the seven years of dev experience at Blizzard working. He can see the code and knows what other devs intended for him to do. He's basically Neo.

>>700940985
It's such an obvious case of someone who deluded himself into thinking he's an actual genius instead of a fake one.

Like he talked so much shit about how he could "single handily saves raids" with his epic skills and when he made a SINGLE mistake he instead tried his hardest to clear the fault off him instead of simply admitting he panicked. It's like a guy who says he's good at fighting games, gets his ass kicked by a casual, and then starts coming up with the excuse that "they're too bad for me to play properly"

>>700940947
Because he's an arrogant asshole and trending so every content creator gets in to get their ad money

For me its he realizing he fucked up in his blind tunic playthrough
https://youtu.be/1ml33OCwfHI?t=43808

>>700940450
I don't know about this game specifically, but
these community puzzles are always bullshit
if it takes an entire think tank full of autistic nerds a couple of weeks to solve something, there is no goddamn way in hell some jagoff is gonna get it on his own... in a couple of hours

>>700941150
he also lies about being smart with puzzle games, like that was something. its like braggin about knowing how to use a fork

>>700941284
He doesn't just solve them. His guesses are also never wrong. He doesn't try a bunch of stuff until it works. He tries the one thing that just works, everytime, with zero doubt.

>>700941150
he uses a fucking voice changer
pretends he's an authority on stuff he actually has surface level knowledge on at best
can't admit when he's wrong
cheats at vidya puzzles to appear smart
furry
etc...

>>700941126
Really?, let me check.

>>700940954
He doesn't, his furry "ftm" "boyfriend" who is a "vet" (some kind of lowest technician) does.

>>700940947
people have been saying this guy was lolcow for ages and only now when shows off how much of an asshole he is are normal fags now realizing he has a long history of lying and being an asshole.

>>700941249
Haven't played it, should he not know it's golden or what

>>700936254
Not only is this guy a delusional nepotism narcissist, but he literally streams himself watching youtube instead of working on his shitty game during his 'workday'. 'Master game designer' out here and all he does is try to get one over on everyone with stupid trivia while he pretends to develop the least interesting least impressive RPGmaker game of all time

>>700937921
The asmongold that is under the same parent company?
No shit he defended him
The internet is so fucking gay

>>700936254
Funny how he managed to turn pretty much everyone against him by being such an insufferable faggot.

He inherited his cocky attitude from his father, who earned it by helping everyone make millions as a quest designer for WoW. But he's a cheap copycat of his dad and the real problem is he doesn't have the dignity to admit it. I don't mind some nepotism streamer jerking about, but the god complex on this guy is really unacceptable. His behavior on Ashes of Creation was completely asinine

>>700941765
Asmongold is also an obnoxious turd who says its smart to roach and kill your entire party. He's bad on enough on a regular day but when he turns on WoW he has the same type of rotten narcissism

>>700941883
How is that surprising? No shit if you act like a dickhead to everyone people stop liking you.

>>700941469
All those sound more like a bunch of stupidly dumb reasons to really hate someone.
>Hes bad a puzzles
Oh, really?
>He uses a voice modifier.
So?
>Furry
Almost everyone here is one of them.

For me you're just one of those guys that want to follow the flock and mindlessly do what others told you to do.

>>700941126
Ok, now THIS could be a real reason to hate him, let me check if this is real or not.

>>700942074
Not surprising, just funny.

>>700942080
>Almost everyone here is one of them
forgot your meds again?

>>700942080
He's just had meltdown after meltdown and tries to get people banned when he dies on stupid hills. You don't have to care or anything, he just threw a particularly stupid fit when everyone was watching and the people he fucked over chose to care

>>700941991
https://www.mobygames.com/person/11663/joeyray-hall/credits/
His pops wasn't a quest designer. His biggest contribution are pre-rendered cinematics which is something that everyone was fellating 20+ years ago.

>>700940450
>finds puzzle
>fumbles around doing nothing and indicating no understanding of the puzzle whatsoever, not even noticing that things move when you don't view them
>it resets
>he looks down off camera
>starts doing the equivalent of pic related
>basically does what the stupid persons idea of a smart person problem solving would be, ie repeating the same phrase like 10 times then saying "I GOT IT!"
>does the puzzle within two seconds no experimentation
Of course this works, because his entire persona is being the stupid person's idea of what a smart person is.

>>700942080
He simply made a lolcow out of himself. Observe
https://youtu.be/9ecAatdNojY?si=SCzNgtab5f4gxuoC&t=253

>>700940947
He touts himself as genius dev extraordinare but his undertale clone has been in early access for 6 years and shows no signs of being complete. The steam reviews are complaining it's been over a year since he pushed an update for it.. Even devs in the amateur game dev generals have more gusto than this "7 year blizzard veteran".

>>700942481
Does his game even have any unique genius whitehat hacker starcraft 2 my dad works for blizzard game mechanics in it? Because all I've ever seen is him bragging while making flat maps

>>700942581
>Does his game even have any unique genius whitehat hacker starcraft 2 my dad works for blizzard game mechanics in it?
It's a shitty story-based game that can be beaten in two hours.

>developers are LE BAD
mitwit take

>>700942581
>>700942704
it's also unfinished and has been for 7+ years
he claims he works on it but hasn't done so on stream for years

>>700936254
>ugly faggot
>friends with cockroach faggot
>plays wow

Why are we making threads about this loser?

>>700942909
He's a lolcow is why

>>700942264
>>700942440
>>700942481
Pretty average behaviour for a gamer, and If I or everyone else here did the same and fucked up then we all will try to hide the evidence of our failures too.
>>700942481
Another poor reason to hate him.

Come on people, until now just one person give a real reason to hate this guy guts.
Haven't any of you done your research?

>>700943350
Fuck off annoying retard.

>>700943814
Deepthroating the mic makes your mouth kinda dry huh

>>700940284
>>700940736
>>700940593
>>700940834
lol, alright, even funnier than I thought. Thanks anons. At this point it's good he opposed STOPKILLINGGAMES, and he's even giving it more coverage now by just being pathetic. Beautiful.

What kind of people become his fans?
I genuinely don't get it. Why does he have millions of YouTube subscribers and averages 20k viewers on twitch?

>UM YOU CARE ABOUT VIDEO GAME REALTED THING?
>I DON'T CARE!
What possesses a faggot to enter a thread he doesn't care about just to post about how he doesn't care about the current subject.

>>700944417
Iirc, he had some drama with Game Theory early on and then he became that guy who gives hot takes on game development because he had some cred as a former blizzard developer / current indie developer

>>700944417
Judging by his youtube comments 3rd worlders and children. It's why Mr. Beast will never fail because for one person calling out his bullshit there are 100x more Indians defending Mr. Beast and begging him to send clean water to their village.

>>700944417
No idea. I could tell this guy was a fake shithead from just a single wholesome youtube short.
Some people have just zero recognition for narcisicm

>>700944417
>I genuinely don't get it. Why does he have millions of YouTube subscribers and averages 20k viewers on twitch?
Because he's from a rich family, he can pay for views and to boost his shorts. Once you do that the algorithm recommends you to everyone.

>>700941249
idgi

>>700944623
last time I checked his viewers were something like 70% americans

>>700944880
he regularly bots his stream

>>700944880
Yeah because there is no such thing as VPNs

>>700941032
>The boss they face pulled was smacking them down
Are you shitposting? The healer and druid did not die to the boss, the boss was tanked. They died to stuff that could've been CC'd.

>>700944825
I can only assume he was playing this puzzle game blind and said he was heading to a golden something. He shouldn't have known what that was unless he already played/looked up what to do.

>>700944417
I'm convinced there's a sizeable portion of people online that just enjoy being condescended to and watching people they percieve as smarter than them talk down on them, it's like a bizarre version of intellectual humiliation. It's the only way I can describe utterly asinine channels like the entirety of Breadtube, this cunt and all those "x" EXPLAINED videos where some smug prick barfs out Wikipedia pages at you.

>>700944981
People will literally defend celebrities and billionaires on the internet because it makes them feel like they are larping as some hero fighting the brainwashed masses. It's so fucking pathetic the way they act like they know the whole situation when there are hours of video proof of people breaking down the whole thing. Complete fucking retards that should be killed.

>>700937863
he had 1700 mana before wasting all that on a max rank blizzard he didn't even let tick.

>>700944972
americans are probably the dumbest people on earth atm

his hackerman credentials are way overinflated, his resume looks like this
>QA tester at blizzard
>application security at blizzard
>red team at blizzard
>developer at amazon games studio
>hacking powerplants
>muh defcon badges
he's only had 3 jobs at 2 companies that we know of that are cybersecurity related.
>blizzard appsec
his appsec job at blizzard sounds like it was primarily being a bot janny and 99% of that job will have been looking for patterns in input and connection data for known bot accounts and hunting for those patterns across the general population to find more
>red team at blizzard
this was basically doing phishing simulations against blizzard staff and "social engineering" (the same thing but IRL instead of emails). he has talked about this on stream. he was NOT doing proper red team attack simulations, if he was he would have mentioned it
>hacking powerplants
his pentest job "hacking" powerplants sounds a lot more sexy than it is, government departments are infamous for having terrible IT implementations and even worse security configurations. guaranteed he was simply running a bunch of out of the box hacking tools against their janky network after they gave him access to a domain account to use. the security at these places is infamously bad, for reference your local substation is probably secured by nothing more than a padlock
>muh defcon badges
at conferences that follow this format there are usually 2 (or more) challenge categories. one of them is a capture the flag challenge that requires technical knowledge and genuine hacking and forensics experience to obtain all the flags. the other is a "cryptography" challenge and is a glorified riddler puzzle. the roach's badges were earned in the puzzle category and he was in teams of 10+ people when he earned them (this is not normal 3-4 per group is).

there's nothing wrong with his resume but only a pajeet would be impressed by it which is why he inflates his credentials to bamboozle the cattle

>>700942440
advertising is against the rules

>>700943350
i dont hate him im laughing at him. this does not deserve my hate at all

>>700936254
>you should be thankful for their games and time they spent on it
But he hasn't made a single game though.

>>700943350
>we all will try to hide the evidence of our failures too.
I actively raid in both retail WoW and FF14 and most people in my raid groups will call themselves out when they fuck up instead of leaving it up to raid leads to parse it. You just play with a bunch of rats who are probably garbage.

>>700939693
all furries are faggots anon

>>700945081
lazy retards, is easier to just watch someone do it than playing/learning something yourself, that and the whole "big bro" thing, you know, people getting overly attached to an online persona because they're incredibly lonely

>>700945428
takes one to know one

>>700936254
He's a massive fart sniffing nepo baby loser, but his point about requiring dead games to be made freely available leading to potential abuses of devs in order to force games into abandonware to make them openly available was still a fair point that I've never been able to find a solid argument against.

>>700943350
>here did the same and fucked up then we all will try to hide the evidence of our failures too
No wonder you're defending him. You're just another fucking loser rat defending loser rat behavior to make yourself feel better.

>>700945428
I can believe there's a huge overlap, yeah. Like with commies who don't want people to be able to own games I suppose.

>>700945240
He’s dogshit at coding

>>700945503
>You're just another fucking loser rat defending loser rat behavior to make yourself feel better.
yep, this

>>700937112
>its impossible to plan ahead. game dies if it dies what do the devs care lmao
roachsoftware

>>700945240
His whole post feel like someone with massive self-esteem issues.

If his achievements were that great, he wouldn't feel the need to sperg over them.

>>700943350
>Another poor reason to hate him.
So the fact that he pretend to makes shovelware while he isn't doing anything productive ever for society doesn't mean I should hate him?
I've hated people for less, and he just seems like an insecure buffoon. I hate insecure people who starts trying to act as if they were the big guns.

>>700942416
he's sherlock holmes basically lmao

>>700938568
Many people on twitch fake first playthroughs. I watch a bunch of different streams, because I'm more interested in the game I follow than the people I follow. So I tend to just watch the same games again and again with different people. I have a large sample size to go on. You can tell when someone is faking puzzle solves.

I haven't watched this pirat guy, but he's always seemed like a faker to me in other ways. So I wouldn't be surprised if he's faking first playthroughs too.

>>700941032
>moral support of being next to your friends when they're dying
Let me explain to you what I'd have done
>back off a bit
>let the group catch up
>nova rank 1
>blink if needed
>pretty much rinse and repeat.

>>700943350
I've had shitfits before like this when I was younger and none of them were good, I gave it up eventually.

>>700945970
More or less, it is exactly like that greentext

Oh is it time for another "I don't understand copyright" thread already?

>>700946059
the fuck does copyright have to do here?

>>700946204
Worse than that
>fireman's dad works at the Mayor's office
>he starts threatening to get any first responder mildly critical of him fired

>>700941032
Polymorph and CC the adds with frost nova, blizzard and cone of cold. Honestly though it's not that he fucked up or ran away, it's that during the fight he was already shit talking the players for asking what he's doing, and then he attacked everyone and threatened bans (in a game he is not admin of) instead of just acting like a normal person who's dungeonmate blamed for dying

>>700946338
what's your analogy of him getting axed by his guild?

>>700944417
https://youtu.be/4xso2rqKccA?si=OIKNXFAwWOlcvmq8&t=1167

This guy donated $700

>>700946204
greek methaphor levels

>>700946408
Being fired from the fire department not for making a bad call during a fire, but for shittalking the people on fire at the scene and attacking the entire department afterwards

>>700946408
idk food analogy.

>>700946365
>normal person who's dungeonmate blamed for dying
Wasn't he the first to put blame on anyone?

wait a minute...

Here is a picture of Thor's bathroom gnome from when he was renting a room from a coworker while he was at Blizzard. Based or cringe, lads?

>>700946408
The fireman was kicked out of the Rescue Heroes

>>700946508
>but for shittalking the people on fire at the scene and attacking the entire department afterwards
Now this is what I wanted to imagine, thanks.

>>700936254
>they don't owe you nothing
So they owe me something. Don’t you ESLs know how double negatives work?

>>700946575
is that a sex thing? also i refuse to believe some called his son thor and turned out to be a streamer wo sits on a chair 12 hours a day

>>700946528
I didn't watch the entire thing but the guy just asked "pirate what're you doing? come back" something like that.

>>700946575
That's not a gnome, it's a sex toy.
Gnomes are colorful, not monochrome.

>>700939990
Faggot streamer is a faggot, acts like a faggot, and then gets guild kicked in WoW for his faggoty. It's just more e-celeb drama.

>>700946528
Yeah the tank and priest were very pissy with him as it happened and afterwards, but that's basically appropriate of a hardcore character at that level who feels they've been screwed, and while they could have communicated better Pirate simply took immediate narcissistic injury and started seething instead of giving a fuck his dungeonmates died

>>700946691
>pirate what're you doing? come back
Good last words for someone who's about to die.

I am 100% convinced the 3rd world shills defending Pirate Software are paid to do it. He's the kind of faggot to pay these botting and shill services to defend him.

>>700944397
Bino is unironically based.

>>700946671
ahahahahah
His legal name is Jason, he started saying his real name is Thor one day. Remember that this is a narcisist who needs every detail about himself to give himself clout. Like he wants people to hear his "real name" and go "whoah you're so cool?

>>700946671
Thorsten is a real scandi name so it's possible that it is actually his middle name

>>700946884
I too would be pissy if someone just ran away after having wasted all his mana.
That .5 second blizzard makes him undefendable in my opinion, it's really like he wanted people to die in that dungeon.

>>700946748
No, it's a gnome. Next to a towel on a bathroom counter. Idk why you'd think it's a sex thing. Maybe he just likes gnomes and wanted one in his bathroom.

>>700946904
I initially defended him on the surface simply because It was really funny and kinda based to just leave your entire party to die at the slightest pressure. And everyone including the Guild master and even the guys that died said that was fine, but it was his faggy attitude and genuine butthurt over the incident that got him kicked. Digging deeper I realized this faggot genuinely cannot stand being the bad guy or admitting fault, he thinks everything he does is perfect. That Level of delusion makes him lolcow material

He's literally the "MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO" guy

>>700947072
He was smirking the entire time they were dying. He wanted them to die to "teach them a lesson". Shit, the faggot immediately goes into a lecture on them about how they made a mistake and now they need to pay the consequences.

>>700947094
No, it's a sex thing.
All gnomes have beards and are colorful, this one is not, therefor it's a fucking dildo disguised as a gnome because fuckers can't handle people knowing they like having their pleasure button pressed.

>>700936254
>"He did nothing wrong!"
A person who did nothing wrong doesn't have a group of janitors trying to scrub the internet of any trace of the incident

>>700946884
Even then, I know most of /v/ is autistic/doesn't play games, but whenever someone gets screwed and the rest are still trying to pull their asses out of the fire, you absolutely shut the fuck up on comms and wait for the situation to come to a close.

>join a content guild with non wow players from different avenues
>Present yourself as a wow subject matter expert and get some respect
>Talk down to newb players because they aren't good while hyping yourself up
>Go on a quest with some guild mates
>One is a notorious League player who is legendary for his toxicity
>You don't get along with him
>He makes a bad call and aggros a bit too much
>You decide to ditch the crew to save your own skin
>Furthermore you refuse to look back to even try and save anyone even though you could if you really wanted
>Chat sees you choose not to pop a mana pot so you could say "I have no mana"
>Teammates die
>League player yells, berates and blames you for the disaster
>Hit em with the ol "you try being a mage then"
>League tard doesn't stop, since he is an enjoyable spaz everyone listens
>Suddenly all those people you talked down or annoyed immediately turn on you
>Clips of you saying how you're a god gamer and how you would move heaven and earth to save your team surface
>All the affiliated guild mates, all streamers from different avenues, and their viewers look at your gameplay and clips
>Everyone immediately clocks that the League player is spaz but also clocks that you are an insufferable asshole
>Therefore it is more enjoyable for them to shit on you
>Longtime haters start deseminating actual cringe content involving you
>YouTubers getting views and ad revenue off of shit talking you
>You trying to nip it in the bud comes off as you ego tripping
>Actually start ego tripping
>Everyone makes fun of you

Sometimes it's better to take a little L even if you don't agree with it. If it was anyone but Yamato they would have backed off but league illness is too strong

>>700947180
Yeah all he needed to do was be like ‘oops lol’ and play it off but he got so butthurt immediately and for such a prolonged time
Plus his apology is blatant BPD shit. Doesn’t work for anyone

>>700947267
He ended up paying a lot more for the consequences of his own "mistakes" which he clearly made willingly.

>>700947297
>he doesn't have a suggestively shaped monochrome bathroom gnome
ngmi, m8.

>>700947267
Of course. He was clocked out already and was waiting for them to make a mistake to prove they’re bad players

>>700946575
is that his ferretpenis dildo?

>>700946575
Fuck, I hope that hasn't been inside any poor ferret or small creature like that.

>>700947373
Yeah the only real problem is that Pirate’s so easily offended he jumped immediately to sperg threats and a shitfit, which led to people finding out he’s like this in every game

>>700947452
No, instead I have an actual vibrating prostate massager because I ain't a pussy who's afraid of people knowing I willingly press my own pleasure button.

>>700947382
Moist Critikal's most famous moment is shooting his team mate in Rainbow 6 siege for a donation and he played it off with "IT WAS A MISINPUT YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN"

Pirate has a messiah complex. If he did the same thing he would have probably blamed the guy for being in his line of fire unironically.

>>700940450
>so how did he get caught out?
He does the same shit for every puzzle
>doesn't figure it out
>looks down at his phone for 5 minutes
>WAIT GUYS I TOTALLY FIGURED IT OUT
>immediately solves it correctly

>>700946904
His take on the stopkillinggames campaign could well be his "producers" giving him talking points, at that.

>>700947409
>>700947267
He thought he was a big shot who tells people how it is, but he’s not so he got owned. So much for his power plays. His threats on Ashes of Creation were empty too

>>700947530
Pirate's fursona is a ferret so I guess it was kinda in one.

>>700947650
>shooting his team mate in Rainbow 6 siege for a donation and he played it off with "IT WAS A MISINPUT YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN"
I'd just have said "easy money, next time you do me"
Who cares anyway?

>>700947382
His apology is "sorry for you being angry" tier. It's actually fucking hilarious, he feels the need to reiterate after saying he never claimed to be a god gamer that he is a blizz employee that is super good at mage and never once actually mentions in detail what his mistake was while going into the specifics of how everyone else was to blame.

The lolcow process starting because of a minor thing is actually really interesting. His cheating in puzzle games is very obvious yet people just turned a complete blind eye to it while he was popular.

If you think about it game culture behaves exactly the same way. I have seen yesterday youtube videos that praise the dialog in Marvel Rivals and it was just super generic run of the mill dialog but all the comments praised it as well. If the game was negatively received I bet my ass the same people would hate on the same dialog.

>>700946204
kek

What's extra funny is that he uses a voice changer to make his voice deeper, in actuality he's closer to normal/nerd tone

It's such a crazy level of insecurity like wearing lifts when you're short

>>700947705
>His threats on Ashes of Creation were empty too
QRD?

Anyone who spend that much time gaming and think they're big shots are pure morons.

>>700947775
Nobody cared, anon’s saying Critical made it funny and cool by not spending his week seething about it

>>700947835
He doesn't, there's a clip of him at some gay award sit and he sounds exatly the same, that is a tryhard faggot putting on a deep voice.

>>700947762
>Pirate's fursona is a ferret
Of course it is.
I bet he enjoy their elasticity.

>>700947809
Hate trains need to gain steam, contrary to popular belief non-spastics are capable of getting away with mistakes on the internet, even massive ones, the "it's there forever" meme doesn't apply how people think it does. The issue is when all these mistakes start to add up, you get a little percentage of people that hate you with each mistake, then eventually that number outnumbers the people that will defend you and it spirals out from there as everyone can now get positive attention from attacking you.

>>700940947
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

>>700947787
Yeah whenever someone is trying to apologize but you get this feeling of some sick Gordian knot that threatens and complicates everything, you know they’re a psycho. An apology is meant to be relieving, it’s supposed to be a solution not a problem.

>>700947409
He got loads of free advertising and pity subs and donations
Guy probably raked in cash from this while you're crying on a basket weaving forum

>>700948127
He's also losing any semblance of reputation he ever had.

Meanwhile, I can't lose what i never had.

>>700947883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ecAatdNojY

>>700946974
sad, really sad

>>700948224
stop advertising

>>700947762
kek, okay, let me rephrase to I hope it hasn't been inside any innocent creature without nepobaby coins who opposes initiatives to stop games from being destroyed

>>700948040
It's more about deescalation and deflating the pent up frustration. Literally everyone agrees that if faggotroach had just properly apologized literally nothing would have happened.

>>700947883
Just saw a video on it and I don't even play mmos. It's the lolcow effect

He conned his way into having a a massive guild of his followers. Some other guild refused to concede the prime farm spot so Pirate called for them to be blacklisted

Pirate went on a massive rant about how they were the assholes for not obeying him. His massive guild then starts harassing the smaller guild.

Plot twist. The smaller guild is actually very good at the game and reverse the situation. Stealing loot and burning caravans or some shit. Pirate is so ass lasted that he decides to play hardcore wow instead. The small guild claims victory while laughing at his ego

>>700947883
See >>700942440
Held a blacklist for guilds and players that ‘wronged him’ and threw a meltdown at a player for ‘stealing’ a mob that was in ‘his guild’s territory’. Talks shit about having the biggest guild in the game of 15k players and they’ll run the guy off the server by tanking him 24/7, and that he’d get him banned for attacking the game for not respecting him, but then the player’s tiny guild fucking destroyed theirs and Pirate quit the game and released a video saying it’s shit

>>700944417
There was a good /pol/ thread about him and streamers overall.
The TLDR version is that most of streamer entertainment is fake. Its like a cabal, all of them have rich families, and they viewbot the fuck out of everything. They literally pay indians to boost or bot them.

>>700936254
>Game still not done
He's becoming a bigger clown than Yandere Dev imo.

>>700948127
The guys a narc, 100%. He'd rather be broke with everyone thinking he is a mega-genius than scraping by on pity donos with everyone thinking he is a scumfuck retard. The entire reason he is in this position instead of riding it out and keeping both his reputation and his money is because he wasn't willing to take even the smallest blow to the ego.

>>700941991
how am I supposed to take this seriously if you guys seethe but can't even get basic info right?

>>700948404
Pretty much I notice that streamers are either really good at 1 game, hot, v tubers, naturally rich, or completely shameless and willing to debase themselves for views.

Which is moist? He's the only one I can't place

>>700948404
They’re fake but they’re also real pieces of shit who hide behind a veil of seeming like they’re kidding when in reality they really are pissy turds who scream at wow and wipe blood on their wall

>>700948465
>whitehat hacker who brags about his power to breach and create security
Run away from people like this asap

>>700948595
He's obviously very attractive. Also he's the secret third thing you didn't talk about: Youtubers that transition their career into the much more lucrative streaming.

>>700948380
>>700948356
>>700948254
Oh my fucking god.
Wow.

>>700948536
Is he also a Navy Seal that's going to drop a drone on my house?

>>700948698
>He's obviously very attractive
huh?

>>700936254
The only developers that are my friends are developers I have met irl and are actually my friend.
I don't get this parasocial bullshit from some guy giving the warmest takes right out of a spring season

>>700948698
>He's obviously very attractive
Pirate....

>>700948812
I know a lot of zoomer girls who think he's hot.

>>700948812
I>>700948698
I'll give you not fuck ugly but that's it.

>>700948769
Yeah for real. Guess that’s what happens to the kid who’s dad actually works at Nintendo

>>700948595
Critikal came from a different era of youtube where you could get by just by saying randumb shit.

>>700948536
This can't be real. Underage people on here pretending to be experts are more humble and manage to sound more believable and authoritative than that.

>>700946575
Christ his asshole must be fucking huge if he can take that.

>>700948854
I wonder what they do when they realize he's like 5'2.

The bald guy in South Park isn’t fuckin based on his fuckin dad, either

>>700948941
it's okay because he's rich

>>700948698
>>700948595
>>700948812
>>700948854
>>700948889
>>700948914
>Look him up
>Luxury private school all his life
>Parents paid for his college
Yeah I'm guessing rich parents. You don't actually make enough money to go to college and private schools by mumbling pussy fart over halo reach footage.

>>700948941
5'2, stands on his money now he's 6'2, the fame adds some height.

>>700947883
https://youtu.be/9ecAatdNojY?si=eAxj6T7Eykzokxqw&t=66

>>700948914
You can still do that you just can’t commit real crimes or be a defensive baby about it

>>700949012
Yeah his dad was a higher up at blizzard during WoW

>>700942481
he released something about that a few days ago, when I looked at it.
looks more like he decided to actually spend money and gamble on being financially successful with games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Q0dpU_zU0

>>700949012
holy shit the more you know it the funnier it gets

>>700947775
It's ironic how your response sounds just as pretentious as Pirate. Moist was being funny.

>>700949143
>>700949182
he's not talking about piRAT, retards

>>700949147
Crocodile tears from a grifter that ruined his grift

>>700936254
Completely true desu senpai. Imaging giving up real income to throw it all into making video games with a 93% fail rate to break even. Its pretty ballsy and I respect the effort.

reminder that his official stance to combat people accusing him of using a voice changer is "my voice dropped when I was 33"

>>700949012
>You don't actually make enough money to go to college and private schools by mumbling pussy fart over halo reach footage.
Actually, yeah you do. Or at least you did in the 2000s and early 2010s. Not anymore though.

>>700949020
In the idealized imagination of a fan girl, yes. But nothing breaks a dream faster than standing next to a manlet.

who is this guy what did he do?

>>700946957
I should go back to watching him. I liked his noita shit. Has he stopped with the crossdressing

>>700947957
>>700947835
https://youtu.be/TFRB6yx8ASc?si=Z8S1NUMgXDJEGgo2

>>700948536
What a fucking loser, lmao

>>700949276
I went to college and private school and my family was middle class. Scholarships are a thing.

>>700949232
It's so fucking funny. Instead of just saying he had some voice coaching like almost every fucking news, sports, or radio host ever has done, he concocted some retarded 2nd puberty shit.

>>700949227
You guys say that but from the outside it looks like a portion of you are seething like reddit.
I see the same exaggerations and bullshit you see with most hate trains (both justified and ridiculous)
>muh grifter
so what, you are just a tourist from reddit then?
Was that the source of all of this whining over an eceleb?

>>700949232
What really kills me is he could just say "oh, I guess my audio is set up weird" or "Yeah, I have a habit of unconsciously deepening my voice when I'm in front of a microphone".
It'd still be a lie, but it'd at least be a decent lie. But no, he has spin some yarn about "second puberty".

>>700949410
Yeah no one cares boomer. You could buy a cheeseburger for 10 cents and buy a house for 34 dollars and a firm handshake.

>>700948917
https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1769876047221424177
It's real, and all the comments from back then are sucking him off too. It's why it was great seeing such a narcissist bite off more than he could chew with the WoW drama.

>>700949456
I would even respect him simply saying "it sounds better this way"

>>700949410
Guaranteed you were upper middle class and just blissfully unaware of it.

>>700949456
Well that's the thing at the time I was actually physically incapable of sweating

>>700948595
>>700948914

Charlie is a jew.

>>700949012
>thinks is better than everyone else because rich parents
>has to tell everyone about his accomplishments all day
>doesn't want to look bad and make mistakes
>is actually a pussy because he never got in any fights or arguments and leaves if he does
>is 5'6 so he has to make his voice deeper to appear more threatening and interesting
>fakes knowledge and makes everything sound more interesting in order look smarter
Now it all makes sense.

>>700938568
Why would he do something this blatant? Animal Well is full of little brainteasers and puzzles solvable completely solo that make you look clever. Why would he attempt the huge mega puzzle that requires outside knowledge, datamining and community collaboration?

>>700949201
it's just my natural response to accidental(or not) TK, I never cared when it happened to me.

>>700949474
I'm 31

>>700940386
no he said he took him 83 hours,(but he only has 41 hours of playtime), he streamed it for an entire weeek, but the condensed edited video is like 3 hours long

>>700949308
Lurk

>>700949456
why is it that when I google this shit I find tons of stuff (not medical studies mind you) talking about the voice deepening with age?
you guys have been putting out so many threads on this but when I bother to actually dig it lacks substance.
he fucks with his mic settings for sure though

>>700940450
What's really funny that people forget to mention is that there's a part of the puzzle that he didn't do. Basically you have to go through a long section without getting hit and he obviously couldn't do that so he just drew the missing part in paint because "that's what makes sense" to be there

>>700949459
>You guys say that but from the outside it looks like a portion of you are seething like reddit.
Oh yeah for sure. A lot of this is immature gossip and seething. However I do call him a grifter because he claims to be a particularly intelligent gamedev streamer to get views but he's really 7 years into a yanderedev style vaporware while having meltdowns at mmos

>>700949589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0ed2CMuycg

This is how to play off an L

>>700949608
Like I said boomer no one cares. Is gas not expensive now a days because you rode your Brontosaurus 40 miles to work each day on only a head of lettuce?

>>700949652
Your voice does deepen as you age but it doesn't change that drastically.

>>700937112
Even his own chat didn't think so and if even your own damn chat is against you then you know you fucked it up

>>700949223
why post that about other person then? I only read images and (you)s

>>700949758
He was right on the sole basis that Yamato is annoying as fuck. He's already annoying to listen I can only imagine actually talking to him.

He just had to own it

Bruh it's super taxing to talk with your deepest possible voice. I would rather sound like a fag than do this permanently.

>>700937112
that's right, goyim. gag on that jew dick

>>700949890
the fuck you on about

>>700949680
>A lot of this is immature gossip and seething.
I think unlike reddit, here we have an actual axe to grind because the retard is a huge hypocrite who spoke out against a man only trying to do good, that being Ross, and generally being an annoying faggot with a voice changer.

>>700949919
He talks in his normal voice. The voice modifier does all the work.

>>700940947
He insists upon himself

>>700949680
it doesn't look like that from his video with the updates.
also in all of his fucking shorts that used to flood my shit I never saw any of this "I am a super game dev"
he would get into why some shit he was doing was good this way or that, or how he fucked up something like a retard.
the closest I can think of was some minor trick he used to detect people using memory edits to change their game score, and that was just him being smug about it.
he has some obsession over adjusting prices differently for foreign countries based on the economy differences I keep hearing him jerk off over.

I really don't fucking get it man.
He is a dev through and through and doesn't get the player perspective on a number of things, but on a cursory look I don't see most of this shit.

I ain't gonna pretend to know shit about WoW though. Assume everything I said just ignores that shit completely.

>>700938568
this guy solved the bioshock puzzle without looking up a guide, let that sink in. you guys are making fun of a genius.

>>700941032
The tank did his job exactly as he should have and the healer did his job exactly as he should have. Literally the only reason ANYBODY died is because the Frost Mage (roach) did not do his job. The entire reason you bring a Frost Mage is so that they can AoE CC packs of mobs like the hyenas, who are both susceptible to CC and are incredibly dangerous to fleeing players (because they have their own CC). Frost Mage is a CC safety net on HC that allows you to escape danger exactly like what happened, and there are loads of examples of other Frost Mages pulling that exact thing off.

The dude even explained on stream what a Frost Mage is supposed to do in such a situation, explained in detail the exact reason why he specced into Improved Blizzard (to AoE slow packs of mobs just like the hyenas), and said that seeing mages fail to do what he failed to do made him "physically ill." He knew what he was supposed to do and made fun of others for not doing it. There's no excuse. He was either a complete, incompetent retard or actively malicious. I'm going to assume the latter because he lied about not having mana (wasting it beforehand and not using his mana restores despite knowing he had them) and was acting like a smug prick about it before anybody even died.

What he did was the equivalent of a tank not grabbing aggro on a mob that a DPS accidentally facepulls (which is, ironically, something the tank did for him when he facepulled in a previous run). He wasn't doing his job and he was fucking over the entire party because of it. If he were a tank or healer that bailed out like that, killing his guildmates in the process, there would be literally zero debate that he was in the wrong.

>>700950125
He literally says
"Wait a minute" in every riddle

You cannot make this up

>has the exact same mannerisms as DSP even down to pretending to solve things on his own

i like how narcissists get completely destroyed on the internet

>>700950209
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, CHAT YOU THOUGHT I WAS INSANE, BUT I WASN'T INSANE!

>>700950076
What does this even mean

>>700940947
4chan despise phonies more than anything else.

>>700950125
the true genius behind maldfagtree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg

>>700947957
https://youtu.be/-rqLZkmhM7A&t=1174
he sounds like a bitch lmao

>>700950104
I'm not saying I'm right, I just found him to be an annoying redditor spending too long on a bad game and then he popped up having a massive meltdown at the WoW guild I was following and then you look back and it turns out he embarrasses himself all the time in games like this. So sayeth me

>>700950104
>He is a dev through and through
Nigga supposedly has 7 years at blizzard and 20 years of development experience and he codes like Toby Fox coded Undertale.
>I never saw any of this "I am a super game dev"
I am an actual expert in this field. I have been in the games industry for 20 years. I was the Lead of Application Security at Blizzard Entertainment, a Senior Red Team Specialist for Blizzard, have three black badges from DEF CON and my last job was hacking power plants for the United States Department of Energy. Over my career I have formed detections that have led to the banning of over 2,000,000 accounts. This is 100% my wheelhouse. (Real thing he tweeted)

>>700949919
Emiru does the same thing. Corpse husband too.
You know what they all have in common? Mental issues. Pirate has too.

>>700950328
>purchase the game and it will belong to me
you buy a permit to use the software, you've never bought the game itself because it belongs to it's IP holders.

From there on, you do what you want with it, it's not like they can really track you that much.

>>700949652
his story is that as soon as he turned 33 his voice "dropped to the floor"
that shit doesn't just change overnight one day dude

>>700947835
The funniest thing is that all those popular streamers he WAS playing with, all sound like that. They all have that typical nerd voice. Yet they're all popular. It's so weird that he has to cope so hard about it.

Friendly reminder that Grubby, a WoW noob, caused a group wipe as well because he could not CC the mobs that the tank pulled
Grubby accepted all responsibility for what happened and explained exactly how he fucked up.
Everyone in the guild fucking loves Grubby.

>>700950405
>Nigga supposedly has 7 years at blizzard and 20 years of development experience
He has no development experience, especially at Blizzard. He's a nepo baby who just worked as a run of the mill QA tester.

>>700950439
Dude I want to know what fake bullshit Corpse is malingering about. It's not impossible he really does have some disability that would preclude him from showing his face, but I do wonder if that disability is being a short dorky dubstep nerd

>>700950381
He sounds barely different

He won

>>700950381
Bao is a fucking knotslut and I love that about her

>>700950513
I fucking love Grubby too, people make mistakes and it's their job to own up to it.

>>700950513
Grubby is my fucking hero, I'm watching him right now

>>700936254
>they don't owe you nothing
This is the only thing he's right about.

>>700950548
Yes that's exactly my point. Behold his glorious global array.

>>700950493
It does, a doctor told him

>>700950634
Ubisoft can't even save or damn their own souls, fuck you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5ynPPin1_Q
>reaches for the stream deck on his desk and looks at it for a second before his voice gets deeper
He's not even subtle about this.

It's unironically very telling that this thread is full of horrible grammar.

>>700950694
KYS ferret fucker

>>700950653
Jesus fucking christ. I've seen community college sophomore level jeets write cleaner shit.

>>700950750
PirateSoftware's ESL fans are playing defense HARD.

>>700936254
he worked for Blizzard for 7 years

>>700950653
>array over 200
>all gameplay/story states?
>the descriptors are all comments
USE CONSTANT VARIABLES YOU YOU YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

>>700937863
Mana
Gem
[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

>>700950735
You idiot, he is not doing that. He is forcing his voice to go down. You think he uses a voice changer outside too? He fakes it but not with steamdeck or so.

>>700950405
anon. I come from someone who skivved off of the game dev path but saw a bunch of shit that let me to believe a lot of game devs, not the policies or the woke crap, but the devs themselves are largely incompetent shits.
calling yourself "an expert" is a low bar, and the the only part of that sentence that was relevant was him being in the industry for two decades.
If he was anything but an "expert" on some level he would have to be an actual drooling fucking retard after 20 years.
That's not a super game dev.
A super game dev would be like trying to say you worked on a bunch of GOY level shit, meaning everything you touched happened to be a critical success.
As someone in bluecollar now, if I hear someone say they are an expert in their field and have 20 years experience, my internal reaction at most is
>well yeah you BETTER be at least that after 20 years

>>700950493
the more I look through his shit and see his vibe with him and his chat fucking with eachother the more I think half of you are just autistic and don't realize how much he and his audience expect to lie to each other.
Its an understandable reason not to like him, but you just seem unaware, because you don't call it out for what it really is.

>make minor mistake
>option #1: say, "sorry, my bad"
>option #2: expose yourself as a pathological narcissist and complete fucking fraud to what is literally the biggest organized group of e-celebs and their drama-addicted fans in the history of the Internet
Absolutely genius-level play on his part.

>>700936254
Stop talking about this faggot he's clearly controversy baiting to make people pay attention to him more. He probably threw whatever stupid WoW dungeon too in order to get eyes on himself. He has nothing interesting to say, his opinions are worthless.

>>700950653
I had to go to the farms too anon

>>700950794
I WALKED STARCRAFT 2 WINGS OF LIBERTY ONTO STAGE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

>>700950915
it sounds more like the reddit crowd who keeps raiding here decided to seethe about him as well.

>>700939723
If you think the guy who can't code for shit is a leet hacker, you are retarded.
The defcon thing was confirmed to be a lie too

>>700950897
>make minor mistake
That's the thing. It wasn't a genuine mistake. He threw that shit on purpose because they almost wiped on the previous attempt and they were pissing him off.

>>700950895
>devs themselves are largely incompetent shits.
They really are.
One of my friend is a debugger and I swear he's the only one able to make shit works, and he doesn't even code his own shit.

I guess it takes a special mindset to fixe everyone and anyone's code trouble.

>>700950653
>Cuts off at 230
I'm nervous to ask how long the whole array is.

>>700950895
I appreciate your insight anon, but if someone constantly brings up that he's been involved in dev for 20 years I'd expect him to be at least SLIGHTLY better than a self admitted absolute beginner like Toby Fox, but no, Mr. Black Badge 7 years at Blizzard hard codes story states.

Uhhmm... Guys, this isn't okay, okay!? He worked at Blizzard, you know? At Blizzard! He was a super hacker for the government. And he worked at Blizzard. Also he was part of this like... hacking thing doing red team stuff. And he worked at Blizzard.

Show some respect for this ex-Blizzard employee. Did you know he worked at Blizzard!?

>>700951028
he won puzzle badges in a team of 10(normally 3-4 apparently)

What I'd like to see is a video of him going in escape rooms.
Can't fiddle with your cellphone down there.

>>700951039
Even still, all he had to say was "sorry guys, I panicked", even if he didn't actually, and none of this would have happened.
But he's incapable of admitting guilt
>>700951146
Wait, you're saying PirateSoftware worked for Blizzard? This is the first I'm hearing about this...

>>700945240
>20 years in the industry
>can't make a simple undertale clone
>undertale was made by a dork who can't code in a year
>based off of his knowledge of subpar earthbound romhacking
this guy is such a fucking fag lmao.

The way he shifted between thousand fake excuses for the classic hardcore incident was truly a sight to behold.

>>700951146
>He was a super hacker for the government.
Just the fact he tells it shows that no, he did not work on hacking for the gov.

>>700951146
It's so funny how much he brings it up

>>700951045
I used to have a webm of him scrolling it but it goes up to 350~ iirc.

>>700950513
cause it actually doesnt matter at all. its how he responded afterwards. why was he actually mad and having an ego about it? it doesnt even fucking matter. and he is only being harassed cause it clearly bothers him quite a bit.

>>700950895
And here's me with a CS degree who didn't go into the field because I knew I was not responsible or dedicated enough to do the job right

>>700951280
Because he has no accomplishment other than being his parent's kid.
He needs to fill his ego but never learned how to properly do it.

why the fuck is asmon defending this guy like his life depends on it. i get sucking on elon balls for the money and power but everyone is turning on this fag

>>700946575
as a femboy, and connoisseur of anal destruction, that's not a sex toy, it's shaped very poorly for your asshole.

>>700951062
I wouldn't, given his work history.
Its an issue I personally ran into with my apprenticeship.
A bunch of his experience is tied up in QA, bugfixing, and security work.
Not coding.
His dad also has NO background in coding aside from whatever might be needed for the cinematics work
Its gonna be very helpful in fixing his fuckups but its not gonna give him a solid foundation to build on for actual game development.
He would have picked up a bunch by osmosis, so to speak, but he is gonna lack a bunch of experience.

His strengths seem to be more in knowledge of the issues management has to face, cheaters, and security.
That is very different in what a coder is gonna worry about, which is more along the lines of how to do things efficiently and prevent future problems with making or adding onto a game.
You either learn that in school/studying to some level or you learn it by experience.

>>700951393
Same parent company. They're co-workers. He's probably legally obligated to do so.

>>700950451
You have it wrong, let me explain how this works because apparently we still have people like you. What you are buying is a copy of the game itself, you can do whatever you want with the game disc, lend it to multiple people, you can even sell it if you want. What you don't own, is the IP and everything else that it entails, you also cannot make copies and sell those copies. That's it.

>>700951393
Because asmon is also a turd who thinks its cool to roach and grandstand, asmon has ruined multiple servers and griefed hardcore players en masse before intentionally and said they deserved it.

>>700951421
That's never prevented anyone from trying.
>>700951393
My guess is they know each other and bot each other's streams.

>>700951508
read this in pirate's voice

Dude I can't do anything
>blinks at 1500-ish mana
What do you want me to do
>casts frost shield
I have no mana
>hovers over mana gem
evocation is on cooldown
>blinks again
You see, this is entirely on you, bud. I worked 7 years at Blizzard btw

>>700951532
it funny since asmon is a top streamer who seem to be /here/

>>700951039
A genuinely intelligent sociopath would have realized that he has plausible deniability in this literal instance, and that apologizing while admitting he "made a mistake" would have caused a non-negligible number of people to sympathize with him. This, in turn, would make his
>I'm the victim here, guys
bullshit believable. He's a dollar store pathological narcissist who LARPs as a genius.

>>700948536
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Red Team at Blizzard, and I've been involved in numerous hacks on Power Plants, and I have over 300 000 confirmed bans on bots. I am trained in infosec and I'm the top roach in the entire Twitch website. You are nothing to me but just another liar. I will sue the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret discord of fans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can make up any credentials, anytime, and I can run from drama in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my computer. Not only am I extensively trained in shoving gnomes up my ass, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Furaffinity catalogue and I will use it to its full extent to commission art of my fursona. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>700951448
>His strengths seem to be more in knowledge of the issues management has to face, cheaters, and security.
Which are also built on lies. He claims to have banned 2 million WoW accounts. That is almost 2% of all accounts ever created for WoW, I don't have to tell you this is highly unlikely. His black badges are a result of a puzzle challenge at DEF CON he won with the largest team to ever play it (20 people), so he fucking zerged those too.

>>700951393
>everyone is jumping on the bandwagon so X should do it too!
pretty sure asmonroach has built a reputation on sticking to his opinion regardless of what the masses think.
He was willing to go to bat for overwatch 2 until they proved themselves irredeemable even to him.
He wouldn't be as popular if he didn't have the balls to stand against damn near everyone.

>>700951541
That is the most hideous dress I've ever seen, I'm impressed he put that much effort to look as gross as possible.

>>700951593
Yep. And people would respect him for it, even seeing through everything. But no, he's not actually that guy, he just throws fits

>>700951541
was this taken outside of AGQD?

>nepo baby
>shit tier dev, can barely create a 3 hour long undertale clone
>furfaggot
>textbook narcissist
>loses his shit when someone hasn't been sucking his dick for 5 minutes
>galaxy brain couldn't even figured out some outer wilds puzzles
Why did he even get so popular

>>700951613
2%
wow had 100 million accounts TEN years ago.
if you are gonna try to convince me don't bullshit me.
https://www.polygon.com/2014/1/28/5354856/world-of-warcraft-100m-accounts-lifetime

>>700951821
I honestly don't know

I never played wow or watch vidya shit on youtube and this guy randomly started appearing in my shorts queue, how the fuck does that even work

Reminder to archive his stuff, this guy is currently deleting and editing a ton of his older content to hide his numerous instances of cheating

I thought people were exaggerating the Animal Well incident, but it's genuinely worse than the WoW thing. Jesus Christ, what a fucking fraud.
>mfw i just happens to immediately guess the exact next step in the world's most esoteric, bullshit puzzle for the nth time in a row

>>700949337
>didn't reply to this one
You destroyed him, lmao

>>700945240
The powerplant/government thing also never happened. The US government has warned him to stop "misrepresenting the facts" which is why he stopped mentioning this "feat"

>>700951821
Got popular because his jewtube shorts are somewhat motivational even if they are surface level "life coach" advice

>>700951821
In the land of the retards, the midwit is king

>>700951893
Anon, regardless of the percentage, claiming you're responsible for the ban of 2 million accounts is fucking retarded. Also, I said almost 2%, he left blizzard in 2016, how many accounts do you think got created in those 2 years?

>>700952031
[citation needed]

>>700951987
He thinks very lowly of people, which makes sense and did work for a while, but just because most people didn’t go to college doesn’t mean they can’t tell a jackass when they see one

Wow he's actually in this thread playing defense, crazy.

>>700948356
>>700948254
<He got Shazbowled

>>700950653
As long as the game works who cares what goes behind the curtain

how can you tell if someone is a lolcow?

>>700937112
>furry pedophile exploiter
>petty drama
idk chief

>>700952128
Nerd in a public school without accelerated classes syndrome.

>>700936254
>deve-AAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKK
Mods are either asleep or are blind as hell. Mods, the bitch shithead in the OP is that PissShitware bastard manwhore that you keep deleting. FUCKING DELETE THIS BULLSHIT ECELEB THREAD NOW

>>700952213
How could he even know? Does he have the sourcecode?

>>700952256
I think accelerated classes make it worse. You get separated from the rest of the class and told its because you're more intelligent. It can be very antisocial and lead to a guy like this thinking everyone else is so stupid he can just yell at them and they'll listen

>>700951541
WOAH! Anon looks like THAT?

>>700950870
>USE CONSTANT VARIABLES
why would you do that in an early access game where more shit is getting added?

Livestreaming multiplayer games was his biggest mistake. It made the mask slip multiple times over the past weeks. Dude genuinely cannot take any criticism or suggestions. He can't keep his narcisism contained for that long.

>>700952067
>regardless of the percentage
nigger you staked your entire argument on the percentage.
your entire reason for being suspicious was the percentage.
How am I supposed to take this seriously?
meanwhile, blizzards strategy for that stuff ensured mass bans anyways.
he is almost certainly taking credit for being part of the mass bans or being part of the chain of approval for it.
Banning a massive batch of mostly bots or gold farmer smurfs isn't that big of a deal.
If you knew anything you would call out the content of that 2 million because its just a flashy number.
Instead you did some REALLY shit math and tried to sell me on that alone, and tanked your own argument when I called you on it.

>>700950653
I don't know much about coding what's wrong with checking and array of 230+ variables

>>700952448
...you know you can just like..
make more constant variables, right?

>>700949296
True. Rich betas like that tend to be the ones that get cheated on. Also threadly reminder that when the Stop Killing Games/Accursed Farms guy debated him in his video's comments, pointing out his obvious mistakes, he seethed & deleted them.

>>700952436
i like this new musclefu.

>>700952448
>more shit is getting added?
That's not the case here though, he has no love for his project.

>>700952436
rollan

>>700952496
but why bother?
>>700952535
>That's not the case here though
that's not the point.

>>700940889
The "turn off lights" thing? People got stuck there?

>>700936254
FUCK ALL ECELEB BASTARD FUCKFACES BULLSHITTING THIS VIDYA BOARD. ECELEB WILL NEVER BE /V/ CULTURE JUST LIKE YOU WHO WILL NEVER BE WOMEN

>>700950653
can someone who actually understands code explain the issue here?
I see a big array that basically acts as a container for all of these events
so what, is it just an array of integers that can be read as boolean "false" when not active?

>>700951571
Which one?

>>700952614
>but why bother?
So your code is actually readable and sensical without having to dig through a hideous array to figure out what the fuck [298] actually references

>>700936254
.

>>700952494
Computationally not much, the machine will chew through that like it's nothing. The main problem is that it becomes a major pain in the ass for the developer to handle it. He needs to cross-reference his totally made up numbers constantly to do anything and it's really inefficient.

>>700952426
Nah, the accelerated classes are for whites, Asians and other upper middle class strivers who are separated from the lower classes and know what they're supposed to believe.

You get like this when you grow up around "people" that think ditching the gun in a nearby dumpster from the crime scene is good enough to keep the cops from figuring out you killed a guy.

>>700952473
>nigger you staked your entire argument on the percentage.
Which is still almost 2%, you haven't answered my question, by the way. How many accounts were created between 2014 and 2016?
>Banning a massive batch of mostly bots or gold farmer smurfs isn't that big of a deal.
And here you are playing defense for the guy, who uses this number to fluff himself up.
>Instead you did some REALLY shit math and tried to sell me on that alone
2 million of circa 100 million is apparently not almost 2% now.

>>700937863
Rank 1 frost nova cost 80 mana, less than 1% of your total. You had to press that button one time within the 2 minute sequence and everyone survived.

>>700952808
I don’t assume that was his experience, his family was probably well off enough he went to a nicer school. He’s not smarter than everyone else and needed more special treatment, he’s just a dick who got special treatment

>>700952758
umi are we all gonna make it?

>>700952436
Alexa Bliss doko??

>>700952809
we just established it wasn't 2% though
I just fucking tore apart his flashy number as not meaning much and belittled his own contribution as being part of a fucking team that did it.
>crying about 2%
YOU yourself tried to disregard your own percentage
christ how fucking old are you?

>>700952743
everything is commented, you'll find it in 8 seconds.

>>700952992
I don't think these people know how to do ctrl+f
he is clearly planning on saving how much he needs to type out shit and using the comments as markers for navigation

>>700952992
every fucking time? do you really think that shouldn't be improved?

>>700952992
Or you could just make variables with proper names and then not need to look up a comment

So is this how people get jobs? Exaggerate everything and say you're responsible for the actions of the whole company?
Fuck, that would make me responsible for the supervision of billions of dollars of merchandise at less than a %.125 loss of inventory

>>700953091
crap, the mentally ill schizo is here

>>700936254
Take note, eceleb cocksuckers

>>700953081
its more like he does it once for a batch of code that will reference the markers a bunch, type out the 3 digit number a bunch, and move on to the next.
not every time.
he just needs it back in his short term memory and then it will be there in the last piece of code you JUST typed out refencing the same number.

have you ever coded anything?

>>700953181
Yeah desu this type of stuff doesn't bother me

>>700953081
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE IF IT'S IN FUCKING DEVELOPMENT WITH MORE CONTENT BEING ADDED YOU DOUBLE NIGGER. WHO THE FUCK SITS AROUND OPTIMIZING CODE IN A FUCKING ALPHA.

>>700953164
crap, the mentally ill eceleb homo is seething

>>700952931
>we just established it wasn't 2% though
Henche the "almost".
>YOU yourself tried to disregard your own percentage
Because my argument stands either way, the percentage remains accurate whether you agree with it or not, are you autistic, maybe?

>>700953091
33A.
Chewy-Chewy-Caffeine.

>>700953117
yeah. why do you think sociopaths climb to the top so easily?

>>700953181
Have you ever coded something that is looked at by more than one person?
If so then you'd understand why proper naming of variables is important and a good habit to get into.

>>700952664
I'm guessing those are quest states that are stored in a single big array. He wrote comments to remember what each item in the array even does, which is just a dumb way of going about things because that means he basically needs to look through all of his 200+ comments each time he needs to change something to a quest.

>>700951175
No. One of his spurious "and then everybody stood up and clapped" stories is how he caught and handed over a black hat hacker to the FBI at defcon, because he caught him...trying to plug in a sketchy usb?
Defcon organizers confirmed this never happened and he's full of shit
He also likes to claim Mr Robot stole from/is based on him because it featured the puzzle he solved. That puzzle was from a defcon leaflet and widely available online

>>700953246
>ignores everything he can't argue against.
>ignores how he just accused me of defending and how I did the opposite
so thats how it is.

>>700953282
see >>700953181
you don't seem to understand how people actually work when coding anything.

>>700953329
And that's not his dad in the fucking South Park episode either!

>>700953165
>jannie takes itself out
based?

>>700950653
I have negative knowledge about coding and sex. Can someone explain why is this bad?

>>700953091
56A

Things are better when they're darker.

>>700953329
> it featured the puzzle he solved
well that is a blatent lie on your part.
it was a puzzle he helped write and they stole it from defcon, which is what he said.
that stupid short popped up multiple times where he whined about it.
he whined about it because the answer was the phone number for a guy in in defcons management.

>>700953282
Yeah he's just making more headaches for himself down the line.

(Or more likely, headaches for whoever he hires to take over coding)

>>700953405
why would he lie about that

>>700953361
I accept your concession and lack of argument anon.

>>700949884
Even DSP had the common sense to say he was going for a bathroom break on guardian ape to look up the fextralife strat

>>700953442
PissShitware Thorfucker is a retard
What a surprise

>>700953443
so far the only explanations come from drooling retards who have no idea of how easy it is to grab the relevant array number every now and then with a ctrl+f search for a batch where you need it multiple times, and think he will have to check it each and every time instead of just scrolling up to the piece he just coded that used it.

>>700953531
Yeah that seems to be increasingly common knowledge now

>>700953451
I love Asuna...

>>700953452
False. There is a video that disproves this

>>700953245
Nice try, maldavius

>>700950653
Would love to see pirate software and yandere dev code together but i'd feel bad for whatever computer or engine they up end using

>>700953456
Because he's self-gullible. He gets an impression of something and he believes it. Maybe his dad joked the character looked like or was 'literally him' and he took it to heart, I don't know. But how would he know that's what happened, did the people from South Park tell him? Or didn't he see it at the same fucking time everyone did on tv and got too excited noticing the generic bald fatass looks like his dad

>>700953618
so what, the video where he flat out claims the opposite of having solved it was "lying" about what he claimed?

I saved this because he said some interesting marketing strategies on getting your game noticed

https://youtu.be/aMc-GKv5olA?si=QfTWJ_6bAqcUWZBP

But seeing as how he made some dogshit undertale clone and couldn't even market it right shows he was just smoke and mirrors. This guy really lacks substance, he latches onto surface level ideas that might impress normals and low IQ people, but shine his ideas under any light and the cracks start to show. I wonder if he even likes video games beyond using them as a medium for social clout and profit.

>>700953557
Or he could just instantiate an array of a fixed size and then have constant variables with proper names like QUEST_GLORYHOLE_SUCKED_COCK = 123; so he wouldn't need to look up anything and could just do
if (array[QUEST_GLORYHOLE_SUCKED_COCK] == 1)
{
tyroneCumCounter==;
}

>>700941469
>he uses a fucking voice changer
No, he's just forcing his voice like loser.

>>700953650
>Over my career I have formed detections
>I have formed detections
>I
I don't see any "we" or " I was part of a team".

>>700953405
source on this latest "debunk"?

>I have 20 years in the game industry
Does being a low iq test monkey really qualify as being in the game industry though? At that point, the janitor and canteen lady could say the same thing.

I also know for a fact that most of his bullshit isn't true.
Pen testing wasting a thing during the diablo 3 development.

>>700952912
You don't really know how the upper middle class lives and I can tell.

>>700953804
My ass but I believe it. Did Matt and Trey tell him?

>>700953729
in the end this will follow him to the end, all because he made a huge deal out of nothing, just admit you checked wiki to solve riddles, just admit you roached, just fucking sacrifice your ego once you huge ferret faggot

>>700953623
*snort*
DOOD MY BACK INJURY IS FLARING UP MY BODY IS HAIVING INPUT DELAY
WOOOOW FUCKING SCRUB IS JUST USING A GRAB
HE COULDN'T DO THIS IN SFII

>>700953361
>you don't seem to understand how people actually work when coding anything.
if your argument is that he was able to memorize the array and can work more quickly by just using the positions then I have a bridge on the moon to sell you He "worked" on this game for almost a decade. It's not like he was intensely coding for hours at a time, day after day, so that this way of working would be more efficient.

>>700953813
>>700953770
These are the types of things you are meant to say to get jobs and sell yourself, unfortunately
>>700953832
Maybe I'm a higher class than I thought, then, because my school wasnt a racial mess

>>700953770
part of your own hatetrain is how he says "I" when it was a team.
make up your own fucking minds.

>>700953761
why would he force himself to type out ALL of that every time he had to reference it, instead of a 3 digit number???

>>700953893
No. my argument is that you simply need to go up once, work on code using the number, and then its THERE in your own fucking code being referenced as you work on the relevant stuff that needs to use that flag.

and even then the only code USING that is gonna be either a check for the flag or an update to itself.
its tiny.

>>700953650
>>700953725
>>700953804
>posting on cooldown
How much is he paying you?

I feel what /v/ felt when tortanic happened
I spammed about this guy non stop, spread all the memes people made here on reddit and elsewhere, and I even was the reason his animal well play through got exposed, and I did all this anonymously and don't plan to ever doing this again, just because I fucked hated this guy

>>700953893
Seems reasonable to me. I don't have to create some special method to find pictures going back even five years on my phone or when I save them on my computer

>>700954054
>force himself to type out ALL of that every time
Nigga have you never used an IDE before?

>>700954125
I know. Isn't it wonderful? I swore off wishing people I had suspicions of would have a downfall, but then this guy I always hated goes and fucks up so bad and it falls right in my lap

>>700950653
>>700952664
>>700953282
People have a problem with this specifically because Toby Fox literally made every line of dialogue an If/else statement. It's so fucking simple but it just worked for undertale because it's a simple game. Pirate wanted to one up Toby by showing "the right way" to code quests. But his method is overly complex and time consuming and ironically ended up being more messy.

It's the difference between organizing your knifes and forks. If you only have 3 knives and 3 forks you can just throw them in a drawer in your kitchen and grab them when you need them, and when you need to clean you just rinse them in the sink. If you're a AAA Dev you want a commercial kitchen with an industrial sized washing machine because you'll have hundreds of utensils to sort. But at this point you don't build it yourself, you just buy a proprietary piece of machinery to save time. Like Game devs will just buy pre made software because it's cheaper than making it on the spot

Pirate's method is being a single guy with a knife and fork and constructing his own dishwasher. But he spends more time fixing the dishwasher he built than it takes to clean the utensils he owns.

>>700947058
i cringed so hard at that shit. it's the fake fucking pointing at his monitor while looking side to side that did me in

>>700954064
>arguing with multiple people requires posting more frequently

if you niggers decided to give me something other than bullshit I wouldn't have to do this.
Why is it that I can come up with BETTER arguments for your own side in this than YOU?

>>700954131
plenty. he still has to take more time your example than he does for a 3 digit number.
furthermore it just feeds back into what I said earlier speculating on his lack of coding foundation.

>>700954125
>I even was the reason his animal well play through got exposed
proofsies?

>>700954234
He spread 1 lie about something I knew wasn't true and tried to appear as an expert on some topic while talking about how he knew because "he worked for blizzard", that alone triggered me and I found out how much of a fraud this guy was quickly, I'm so happy this drama happened

>>700954252
It's a harmless way to code because it works and I'm sorry not every game needs to look AAA under the hood. We are actually talking about 2d RPGmaker type games here, they are text flowcharts

>>700950634
SO LONG JUDAS

>>700954265
>plenty. he still has to take more time your example than he does for a 3 digit number.
Maybe if you type at 20 wpm. If your variables have consistent naming structure then you can very quickly fill in the blanks within a few keystrokes while also having the added benefit of making your code easier to read.

>>700953832
My upper middle class school district had accelerated classes. It's not a rich person thing.

>AGPs pop out of the woodwork while some indian makes poorly drawn gore to derail
Funny how this guy is EXACTLY video games. Do you know why? Because he's the 1:1 example of a modern day video game developer.

>>700954265
>your own side
LMAO it's actually one of his discord shills. You know you post like ACfag. Wait is that you Doug? Playing defense for a lying scammer? Or someone who just has the same autistic posting style?

>>700954054
>why would he force himself to type out ALL of that every time he had to reference it
>ALL of tha
you know most IDEs have autocomplete functions right

>every time he had to reference it
Individual quest states are going to be updated a couple times at most. Look at his descriptions, each one has typically 2 or 3 states.

It makes more sense to use an appropriately named variable than a bigass array with comments. Especially if multiple people are working on the game.

>>700954312
Pretty much the same experience here. Very satisfying

>>700954464
I kneel, plebbit-sama.

>>700954464
>>700954464
I kneel LORD. Kiwifarms QUAKES in your sheer anonymous presence. Have two (You)s.

>>700954252
Thank god for someone finally explaining he.
So he tried to talk big and fucked up because he thought If-else was inherently bad or something.

>>700954351
>>700954402
with the IDE I last worked with it would list everything autocomplete style and try to fill in everything. you had to scroll down with mousewheel or arrow keys.
but maybe I just had a SHIT IDE. Its been a while. I can see why he would think typing 3 numbers is easier.
>multiple people working on the game
you have a great point there but its well established that for the most part he didn't AND his experience isn't in the relevant field to know this stuff.

>>700954317
Exactly, which makes PS method a waste of time. I understand coding practices but unless you have a novel length of writing then don't bother.

Jason just can't stop lying about even the most mental trivial things.he is legit mentally ill

>>700954641
I mean it's supposed to be a text-heavy story driven RPG with branching choices.

>>700954464
Rare based plebbitor

>>700954681
Oh did he tell you that?

Rat software has only surface level knowledge about pretty much any topic. Most of the time it's fluffed up with white lies or exaggerated statements.

I'll give it to him that he has a great way of sounding smart while spouting that surface knowledge, but if you know anything about the shit he's talking about, you can see right through him.

It's also obvious he's a massive narcissist who craves approval of others and lashes out against any opposition.

>>700954464
BASED

>>700950653
honestly i'm surprised he isn't one that repeats the "code should be self-documenting" mantra

>>700954367
You have me at a loss.
I have seen his stupid shorts, I know his self proclaimed backstory to a point, and then you faggots came in here crying daily and whining about "grifting" like a bunch of angry redditors.

>>700954606
Most IDE's these days will have autocomplete where it will first suggest variables that you used recently rather than alphabetically.

>>700954719
Uh, no, the steam page says that, retard.
>Heartbound is a non-traditional role-playing game about a boy, his dog, secrets, and sanity.
>Change the story through exploration and interaction with the world.
>Combat never ends in death and defeating someone allows you to see their memories from their perspective.
Why are you defending this faggot so hard?

>>700954312
I knew literally nothing about this guy except that he worked for Blizzard, but I didn't like his voice so I am also happy. I am clearly a genius judge of character.

>>700954757
His knowledge is fake too, someone realized he just uses wowhead and repeat the comments he is reading there in his dungeons
He also claimed loots spawn when you kill a mob in WoW, when it is OBJECTIVELY not true

>>700949308
he played world of warcraft bad and then people got really really really mad at him when he said it wasnt his fault. then he got epic owned cuz he cheated in puzzle games and pretended he was smart.

>>700954842
>>700954923
Yep we're playing defense HARD.

>>700954874
Thanks, I now feel like I have been fucking robbed by existing in the past.
I remember trying to train myself by using a really shit IDE on my phone that basically just color coded C++ or Java stuff for formatting, and uploaded the code to a compiler.
the most bare bones dogshit possible, but thankfully it was baby stuff.

>>700954971
you could at least explain who you are crying about

>>700949613
And this would be a valid point if his edited down video didn't still show him coming across a problem, instantly clocking exactly what it is with no error, and first try figuring out what he's supposed to do and does that multiple times in a row even for the most obscure bullshit puzzles.
He spends more time stuck on the simple puzzles (which likely makes up all of his playtime) by a huge amount.

>>700954681
And Toby accomplished that with if/else statements in a year. Pirate is on year 6 and isn't done.
He's overengineering his literal clone. I mean for fucks sake "Heartbound" ?? It's literally a ripoff of earthbound and undertale's motif. I doubt this guy has any vision beyond aping surface level depth.

Anyone who knew "that friend" will rejoice over this
The people who don't? They were "that friend"

>>700936254
>any other industry
>product is made
>if its shit it doesnt sell, if its good it sells

>gaming industry
>product is made
>if it doesnt sell you are racist, homotransphobic
>if it sells its an anomaly and every other dev talks bad about it

lol

>500 posts in about 4 hours

Bros...I thought drama wasn't vidya...

>>700955042
>look, I use 4chanx!!!!
Yeah.

When he started autobanning people who type managem in chat was so fucking funny holy shit

Will his ego ever recover

>>700954890
what the fuck, you're the one defending him retard.

>>700955075
Honestly I would expect it of Toby.
Toby was fucking around with making his own ROMhacks long before undertale, while pirate was a bug hunter.

>>700955130
>still wont explain anything

>>700955123
Pirate getting raped on twitch is a cultural moment like smash bros

>>700955123
Its because a handful of people are bothering to take the redditors or whatever bitching about this seriously and actually asking and checking their answers, which is pissing them off.

>>700952367
IIRC he actually opens the source code in the short and shows how Toby has all the dialogue in a giant block of nested if-then statements. The point of the vid is that it doesn't really matter that Undertale is a fucking mess under the hood because the game is fun and people like it. It's one of his 'just shut the fuck up and make your game' shorts.

>>700938356
>his partner in second life is a 25 year old
lul

>>700955386
Wrong again, child, for the thread is already over. Enjoy prison.

>>700955274
It’s because I’m farming gossip and thrill repeating the same shit everyone already knows, don’t worry. I just want the week where Pirate fucked up to never end

>>700955164
Toby is an actual unironic genius that coded undertale the way he did simply to flex that making a game doesn't need stupidly complex code.

It's far more impressive to be smart and work simple and lazy than to be dumb and try to copy advanced shit you don't understand. That's the difference between Toby and Pirate.
Because Toby made a ROMhack of an NES game that requires fucking bonkers coding knowledge. And he made his magnum opus in a year while crashing on Andrew Hussie's couch while also writing music for Homestuck.

>>700954890
I’m not defending him, I’m saying he’s a liar pretending his game is special using the same old bunk promises BioWare and everyone else uses. I’m saying that steam description he himself wrote is full of shit

>>700940947
his shorts started appearing in my feed

>>700940834
>Disliked and eventually ostracized out of every community he was part off.
this extends way past his furry shit btw

He played eve online and basically was a piece of shit there too. Now he moved to ashes of creation and he's already making himself the mayor of assville there too. There's other games too but I can't remember the specifics.

>>700955798
I want to know how he gamed the algorithm.

>>700955881
his dad works at nintendo

>>700955502
If his wow fuckup is what everyone seems to say it is...
>and frankly I have little reason to believe he didn't
then it won't ever go away.
What I don't get is all the retards freaking out with no social ability and why they have to come here and be retarded.

>>700955614
fast kludging something isn't really genius, its more like exactly what you would expect of someone with his background, which is in making romhacks for old ass games that COULDN'T use complex code like Mother 3.
its not as hard as people think to make a game that works when you go for something small like that.
especially when you got a passion burning in you.
I have seen some really amazing shit happen in a short amount of time because someone just got really passionate and was able to keep working nonstop on something without burning out.
Basic competency in the relevant areas, plus experience, plus the passion to grind at getting it done.

pirates fuckups with code so far seem to be exactly what I would expect from HIS background.

>>700955881
there are a bunch of ways and a few youtubers who make a living out of finding these exploits and then sharing them via videos.
spiffing brit has done a number of them

>>700955958
Yeah Toby’s cool but genius gets thrown around maybe too much

This guy had a good thing going after he blew up via shorts and he pissed it all away in like a week.

>>700954125
good job anon keep it up

Next time, Ecelebs...

NEXT TIME!

>>700949012
>he's my age
>acts that way
jesus christ I thought he was like 45, he sounds and looks so old

>>700955881
unironically shorts. doesn't make jackshit for money but people figured out using shorts for short-term audience growth isn't a bad idea.

>>700956051
given that his (admittedly good) music "genius" boils down to megalovania, which he has put in 3 different works in 3 slightly different forms, I really can't call him a genius.
He is good and he clearly worked to get good.

>>700949012
>168cm
so that gnome in the bathroom was his body double
is he also ashamed of his height, from my limited experience it seems like he wants to make himself look tall

>>700955958
>>700956031
I'll continue to suck Toby's cock. Dude's a legend for good reason. And downplaying his coding for being simple is exactly what I mean. He's a genius for coding simple and effective and getting a game shipped as fast as possible that achieves everything it sought to do. You lose sight of the goals when you code to impress other people like Pirate is doing

>>700956380
No it’s fine, he’s great, I’m not down playing his coding choices. He just seems like a regular guy who knows how to work right and isn’t fucked up

>>700956182
Treasureboxbros...

>>700956380
Oh sure. Calling him a legend is totally justified.
Not a genius.
You don't seem to know enough about software development to know why people are not taught to do things his way.
It worked for undertale for multiple reasons, but not in a way thats repeatable.
That is why he couldn't just shit out deltarune or whatever his sequel thing is.
And its REALLY not something you can scale up.

And I completely agree with you on Pirate's coding.

>>700956182
I still think toby music peaked at homestuck
undertale was pretty good but he had a lot more variety when he was working for andrew hussie

>>700952627
No, getting the tower to the north pole to reach the old dude.

>>700956071
Time is a flat circle. Dude only got a job at blizzard because of nepotism, it's unearned achievement. And he only got big as a streamer through underhanded marketing strategies, not because he had a good personality that people enjoy watching. And he's losing his career as a streamer because in the end he has a shit personality. He takes shortcuts all his life. And his behavior will repeat.

>>700955881
i'll actually add onto this >>700956181 by saying because of his sizable (and retardedly loyal) audience, i assumed he got his actual start when one of his viewers clipped something he said onto a popular reddit, and then some bigger streamers reacted to him because he seemingly knew what he was talking about, had a sizable audience, and was probably saying something that went with the grain on the topic.

>>700956596
I agree, but that was also multiple things going on to actually give him the right setting to go all out with his music.
I assume he was still doing the music for the Collide flash.

>>700956481
unrelated but what keeps me up at night is knowing that famous successful people are really normal. Like, they don't have trauma, or injures or mental health issues. They're likeable, approachable, polite and make friends easily. Meanwhile the average person is always dealing with at least 2 of these problems, and it's hard to be likeable.

>>700956603
>knowing how to work youtubes shitty algorithim is "underhanded marketing" now
christ you people are pathetic.
how about you just pay me and I will find a way to attack him for you that DOESN'T make you sound like desperate retards.

>>700956561
I agree, his workflow doesn't scale. I'll say that his musical talent is exceptional, and he will go down in history for sure.

>>700956921
I just hope people remember the joy he brought and don't cry about all the stupid shit that came with homestuck and undertale's fandoms.
I don't think I had ever heard of the tumblr crowd being mad over their own people until homestuck cosplayers, but then I am fairly isolated from that side of the internet.

>>700956801
lmao it's underhanded because it's not organic. He's not like Caseyo who blew up overnight because people genuinely enjoy his content. Pirate gamed the algorithm and when you're a streamer personality the only thing you sell is your personality, if your personality is caustic and pisses people off then it's undeserved.

>>700956152
BASED

>>700957117
>getting your name out to a bunch of people so they can actually check you out and THEN make a choice... for FREE, is underhanded.
You REALLY need some professional help.
Not therapy. Marketing.
Because your shit aint selling when you pitch dogshit takes like this.

>>700957068
Toby learned from Hussie's experience on Homestuck because he was literally there when it all happened. And he did everything right in my opinion Hussie was old internet where you should be interacting with fans, but he stepped on the landmine that was tumble fandom where every word leads to a tsunami. That's why Toby turned into a mute when undertale hit 1 million sales. He knew he was on the knifes edge of homestuck 2,0. I think he handled it well. The weirdness of undertale fandom is basically forgotten.

>>700954252
toby saved development time by stealing music

>>700957328
mate, the thread's already way past bump-limit
fucking dumbass

>>700957370
>The weirdness of undertale fandom is basically forgotten.
yeah no.

>>700957235
Ok I guess you need a food analogy because you're this retarded

It's like the Pink Sauce girl who marketed this poisonous chemical cocktail as some barbie themed sauce for girls to put on their Acai bowls to look brat. But it ended up being actually hazardous. Having a great marketing strategy but a dogshit product is shit. That's what I'm getting at.

>>700954324
>>700955258
>>700955473
Wow, you eceleb bastard shitfuckers. You really got lucky today. Just so you know this. You're wasting your life for these mandrama queens. The next time you shill your eceleb prick bitches, you won't be so lucky. ECELEB WILL NEVER BE LUCKY. FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES

>>700955123
Eceleb cocksuckers made this thread when the mods are sleeping. Useless fucking bastards

>>700957432
Goddamn fucking eceleb cocksucker fuck off

>>700957503
Ok any examples?

>>700957390
anon... thats what professionals do anyways lmao
look into sampling.
there is a legal way to effectively "steal" music
>>700957370
that explains a lot.
I feel bad for Huss.
Homestuck was a shitshow but it was also a FUN shitshow that knew it was a shitshow.
And he at least had the decency to bring it to a close.

>>700957504
>Getting people to come to your channel from shorts is JUST like LITERALLY poisoning people IRL >:C
Go back to bluesky holy shit lmao.

>>700957562
you.

>>700957562
nta but off the top of my head:
the wide array of fanfiction, sans being spammed everywhere, and child porn being drawn and written.

>>700955881
with the rise of tik tok youtube implemented shorts, which became the gateway for low attention span ADHD zoomers's subscriptions

>>700957580
people who sample music credit the songs they're sampling

>>700957668
no, SOME people do out of decency.
its not a strict legal requirement and many have gotten away with not crediting anyone.
cry less.