>>700926401
She isn't even pretty

She is very pretty and theres a good image of her being railed by a buncha sailors

I think it speaks more about you than anyone else that you unironically expected the purple child to actually be romanceable in the vanilla game, anonymous.

How do i kill Pierre

>>700926947
Use the sword the eyepatch guy gave you.

>>700926523
No one in the vanilla game is, the artstyle for character portraits is OK at best.

>>700926401
Pedos gonna pedo because poison goes where poison's welcome.

>>700927113
I think my wife Emily is cute

>>700927113
The dog I chose is pretty. The horse looks pretty too. But I don't really feel the desire to romance one of the humans.
The fishing guy, the emo and the hobo are cool but not in a "I want to fuck that" way.

>>700926401
People want what they can't have.

>>700926401
lol it was all just a joke op, bamboozled another one

>>700926523
it's a really forced tryhard meme

>>700929108
>forced tryhard meme that has spawned years of OC and mods and is still strong to this day
Okay, OP. Don't let the door hit your last braincell on the way out.

>>700926523
Such a shame stardew does not allow modding.

>>700929235
i am not OP

>>700929302
Im not Op either

>>700926401
>Jas isn't even romancable.
skill issue.

>>700928796
Every girl I ever romance in a game is based around this principle. If it's all hags and one loli, I go loli. If it's all loli and one hag, I go hag.

>>700926401
>>Jas isn't even romancable.
works on my machine

>mostly prefer dcburgers portrait mod
>use different portrait for women because he makes them a bit manish
>have to get it from other website because modding his mod is a no no
Both amusing and mildly annoying

>>700926401
Well...

>>700927216
that is so poetic, you should xweet this anon

Why is the rain green and what the FUCK was that thing

>>700926947
let him live and raise the kids you have with Caroline

>>700926401
>>700926523
I have never played the game with her looking like that, so I wouldn't know. Her marriage mod came out shortly after the game did and it's been nothing but that from there.

>>700926401
>Pedophiles are mentally ill
Wow, what a shocking revalation

>>700926595
>and theres a good image of her being railed by a buncha sailors
what

>>700932429
Think fast, Flabifail.

Why is everyone bringing up pedophiles out of nowhere?
I made a mistake posting this thread, did I?
Did I accidentally post some sort of dogwhistle?

>>700926401
Why aren't there any Marnie romance mods yet?

>>700932970
Where did I make the mistake with my post?

>>700929108
Friendly reminder that the Jas mod was one of the very first mods made for the game, possibly the first marriage mod, was on nexus for a year, and was one of the most popular mods for the game during that time.

>>700933674
Jas is a child?
What?

>>700933819
I wish to be the cookie

>>700933812
Yes.

>>700933912
That's fucking dumb.
Why do people want to romance her then?
People are fucking dumb sometimes.

>OP's shit bait only makes him look like a genuine retard
Babby's first shitpost will never not be funny.

Bros, please, where do I get the Jas romance mod?

>>700933812
She's a wife and mother.

>>700934060
Modding Haven.

>>700934179
Modding Haven.

>>700934237
Meant for >>700934179

>>700934276
>>700934237
Thank you thank you

>>700927216
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/q22v7Qq5rIj1a0Fq3eTygQ/
>when you change the hash

>>700933674
...

>>700926401
i wanna try the game. should i jump straight into expanded mod or just play vanilla

>>700935101
Start with vanilla

>>700926401
we all fooled you. Haha!

>AI slop
I sleep. I only accept the finest kino from our local Jas artisans (or Jastisans as I like to call them).

What's going on?
Is Jas a child now or not? Why do people want to romance a child?

I am being trolled right now, right?

>>700933812
>sprite smaller than the rest
>has a lot of toys
>spend time with the town's token male child
what did you expect?

>>700935356
You're replying to the shittiest bait in the world. Newfags, not even once.

>>700935101
Vanilla. Do not jump into any expansion mods, they can add a ton of shit you might not like. The most you should mod on a first run is a portrait mod if you don't like the art and a marriage mod if you know you want a never ever. Canon friendly dialogue is okay too if you value socialization.

J...

>>700935356
I thought she was a small woman.
This is all super messed up. You guys need help.

>>700935101
vanilla and never ever bother with expansion mods, they are basically lore-wise headcanon with a few good game gimmicks here and there

I've been postponing Stardew since 2016 and still haven't gotten to it

whats with the bait lately

>>700936029
same

>>700934217
a daughter and a wife

>>700930852
>why is the rain green
Better be collecting all that fiber and moss.

>>700936029
maybe next year anon, when Ape realeases the 10th year anniversary edition!

>>700935336
She's a fictional character

>>700936135
>10th year anniversary edition
You jesting or is there something actually planned?

>>700936365
I mean, it's ape, and it's a 10 year anniversary. I'd be surprised if he didn't do anything.

>>700926401
I already do: Haley and Penny forever

what are some good lewd talksprite swaps? I saw some anon post a webm with haley in a string bikini with giant overflowing tits. where do i get it

>>700936591
My lazy ass will wait another year then I'd do that anyways

>>700936974
Extremely unlikely he'd update the game or anything, he's said he's all in on haunted chocolatier right now. But I'm sure he'll celebrate in some way.

>>700930407
Gonna slam this old pig

>>700936859
there was a stardew thread about bountiful beauties mod on nexus before the thread got jannied (it hit bump limit)

>>700937301
fucking based, thanks anon

>>700937107
Either way I have a lot of unfinished games and next year is about the time I get done with them. Have a bountiful harvest

Milking Marnie while Jas watches!

>>700938053
outlets are upside down, code requires they go with the ground above the prongs

>>700938283
Robin's a carpenter, not an electrician, you expect her to know that?

>>700938234
or even better, milking Marnie while Jas milks me

>>700938634
Milking Jas while Marnie watches.

>>700938234
>>700938634
>>700938752
Milking my cow to make money.

>>700938283
They look like a face, so it's all good.

>>700938752
>>700938794
Jas milking Marnie while I milk Lewis & Shane watches

>>700935161
I haven't seen any threads of any type lately. I miss when the art used to come from in stardew threads. Or when stardew threads were allowed.

>>700938794
Wow, too far, you sicko

>>700939273
We've basically moved full time to /vg/ now, where the threads have been thriving, surprisingly. But yeah, it sucks that nearly all of SDV threads on /v/ now are shitty bait threads much like this one.

>>700926401
>Jas isn't even romancable
She is with mods

>>700933405
>multiple mods that expand on marnie but don't give her a romance
>multiple mods to deal with the marnie & lewis event
>multiple mods to make her more conventionally attractive
>and yet STILL no marnie romance mods
seriously what the fuck

>check to see if there’s been any kind of update on sve 2.0
>patreon post where modder has been officially hired by concerned ape to work on some mystery project that’s even beyond chocolatier
>has decided to make castle village it’s own mod that they will work on “during free time”
Well shit
I guess I can stop waiting at least

>>700939516
>thriving
Dumb jojabort.
Never use the t word again.

>>700933405
Not popular to warrant its creation. You could try making one yourself.

Where do you download jas mod these days?

>>700939516
Even if OP is baiting, I haven't seen a Jas starter in ages and it could be going a lot worse. I'm more surprised the jannies haven't nuked it from orbit yet.

>>700939928
Read the goddamn thread >>700934276

>>700926401
Smh

>>700939986
I thought the modding haven one was way out of date?

>>700940113
No. It's has the most recent update.

>>700936029
i get through 1 year, stop playing, forget how anything works and start over
next time i play i'm just gonna reload my save and take a day to reorientate myself

Only plebbit tourists care about Jas, everyone else knows that there's a superior purple-haired girl in Stardew Valley

>>700932429
Based

>>700926401
Test

>>700940639
Reread my post, I said plebbit tourists

>>700940639
Correct. It might be a shock to you, but pedophiles aren't welcome on 4chan in general.
You guys have your own containment board: /b/.

>>700936591
i hate how effortlessly handsome this fucker is

>>700940939
>OP is STILL trying to bait
I'm sorry your shitpost thread went south. Better luck next time.

>>700941047
I'm serious. From the very start of 4chan's creation, no one wanted you here.
You got your own containment board, /l/, to keep you away from the rest of the site.
Then when moot (who?) had enough, he deleted /l/ and banned loli site-wide.
Then eventually mods allowed loli to exist on the barren board of /b/, just to contain it.
Unfortunately they haven't been moderating any board for over four years now, leading to you fags thinking you're the new /v/. You're not.

>>700941116
the look he gives you before telling you you have 28 days to grow 1000 qi crops

Still trying too hard, OP.

>>700926401
BAZZ

Cum in Jas!

>>700941440
Uh, now what?

>>700941804
What do you mean now what?
I never said anything about stoping.

>>700941993
Not to validate the baiter or anything, but lewding Yotsuba is an instaban and the mods make an example of those who do it.

Renata thighjob https://files.catbox.moe/j2p1g5.png

>>700926523
Except that she is. Granted, she is more hot than pretty. Hot as in, sexually attractive.

>>700933405
Someone needs to write out the Lewis x Marnie subplot first, no one wants to marry or fuck Lewis' sloppy seconds, same reason why I never want to marry kr fuck Robin, she's been defiled by Demetrius.

>>700941993
The bigger kicker is that "containment board" is being for anything that isn't /mlp/

Ape is fully aware of what goes on here but still visits us every Christmas

>>700945087
Never forget that last Christmas, Ape visited the /vg/ thread first. And right while we were celebrating the C-team mod's release.

what a coincidence, I just jacked off to Jas getting fucked by a dog

>>700942187
Yes, that's the rule here because the owners love her. But it doesn't change the fact she's cute and funny and everywhere.

>>700926401
These threads are the reason why Elon should buy 4chan.
Imagine:
0 pedo threads
only mild racism
0 schizo antisemitism
0 wokeness
0 fags and trannies.

>>700945837
if you want that, why not just use twitter

>>700945837
0 nazism?

>>700939585
It’s bullshit

>>700945837
I hate Elon but even he would be a major upgrade to that stupid niggertrannyduddebroshilltrannykikepajeet Hiroyuki Nishimura, so I still agree on that.
I want the oldfag days back.

>>700946291
>I want the oldfag days back.
oldfags were too autistic and majority of them were actual fags. trust me you don't.

>>700946586
Imagine if I could raise moot back up from his grave as a zombie and enslave him to rule over 4chan for me.
The quality of the boards and threads would skyrocket again.

>>700946586
4chan is way more gay now because zoomers are like 20% lgbt in the US

Is it just me or are none of the characters actually appealing enough to marry them? Female characters have even worse options.

>>700947172
It seems to me as if all their personalities are just one gimmick. They aren't very deep.
My favourite character is the dog. he is quite shallow aswell but at least he is cute and fun to be around.

>>700946979
Yeah 4chan truly went beyond repair when moot sold out and left, he may have been a faggot but he kept a tight leash on the mods keeping them from trying to dictate the boards. Its not a coincidence that after moot left we started having way more off topic threads, coomer threads, ect being posted while actual video game discussion gets deleted or autosaged.

>>700947395
DEATH TO HIROYUKI NISHIMURA!!!
MAY XE BURN IN HELL!!!

>>700947395
>he may have been a faggot but he kept a tight leash on the mods keeping them from trying to dictate the boards
You can say that again.

>>700926401
Just married Morgan.

>>700947625
I hope you too can take her to the Summit just like I did.

Here! I drew a pictuer of Moot kicking Hiroyuki Nishimura in the butt! That will show him!

>>700947625
Is this from the new lewd marriage event with Morgan? I haven't seen it yet, I should probably marry Morgan already so I can finally watch it while I'm getting Trinnie to 14 hearts for her post marriage event.

>>700947984
It was pretty lewd. I fugged her in front of everyone. I honestly didn't expect that when the I was given the choice to prove myself with my actions lel.

>>700947984
Not exactly new anymore but yes, it is. Also don't forget 1.6.0 made it so that you can re-watch the wedding now upon quitting to the title screen in case you want to check out both options in the event.

>>700947984
...the what?
>>700948176
oh...

>>700948183
>1.6.0
Oops, meant 1.6.9.

Are there any decent content mods? Is Stardew Valley Expanded (Extended?) any good?

>>700948183
Neat, I wanna record it with both the human and bunny Morgan versions like I did with the Jas events long ago.

>>700933405
>>700939585
>tfw the single Marlon x Marnie appreciator in the world
I just want my nigga to stop longing and be happy.

>>700926401
>pass through faggot town
>only men, all fags
>except there is also one beautiful girl
>tell OP, who also lives in faggot town, about her
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DO YOU TALK ABOUT THE PRETTY GIRLLLLLL
good one OP, have a (you)

>>700948183
Shoot, I'll have to reload a previous save because I thought the phone reminisce would've had it.

Can I have an idea to sloppily doodle something jas related?

>>700948927
Jas in chicken pajamas.

>>700945837
you forgot:
0 users

>>700948927
Jas in Dlanor's clothes.
Great Equalizer is the Jas...

>>700948927
i second >>700949152
it will make me die the desu

>>700948927
Jas wearing those Japanese kindergarten uniform

>>700948998
>>700949405
I'll do these

>>700949746
Sweet, have fun anon.

!SAJ

>>700949746
Hope you post it in the /vg/ thread, this thread might not survive.

>>700951516
There's also the drawthread (although it'll make a certain palworld loving individual seethe)

Damn you, Red Cabbage! Let me finish rebuilding the Community Center already!

>>700951984
JojaCHADGODs do not have this problem.

>>700951984
I just use smapi commands to spawn one if that traveling cart bitch never sold one during year 1, fuck waiting until summer I've already turned in literally every other bundle item.

>>700952228
It sucks ass, I just started Spring Year 2, everything else is set, but now I'm just screwing around in the Skull Caves or gifting people stuff waiting for Summer.

>>700951516
>>700951573
Will post it into the vg thread if this one dies quickly
Any thoughts about the rough idea for the pajama one so far?

>>700952539
Looks perfect, even better than I imagined.

>>700939585
Some communities/fandoms are that retarded and useless, im afraid

Are there any Robin marriage mods? How do they handle her shop if so?

>You can't marry Marnie, Robin, Jodi, or Caroline.

Why do we always lose out on the best Romance Options?

>>700953291
Who the hell has 10, 11 and 12 numerical keys on their keyboard?

>>700953392
It makes you wonder if these artists have actually played the game.

>>700953392
What? You some kind of mutant that doesn't have 16 fingers?

Best girl coming through

>>700953392
0 - + function as 10, 11 and 12. You never played MMOs?

>>700953776
The point is that the item bar does not look like that.

>>700926401
The game is fucking trash. The combat is so fucking horrible it shouldn't even exist. The farming is shit. All the festivals are shit. The fishing is shit. Everything is fucking shit, like it's all some barebones shitty "feature" the devs tacked onto it. Oh wait, that's exactly what it is. It's the very definition of an "indie" game.

>>700953776
Anon that's not the point. No game has 0, - and = displayed as 10, 11 and 12. The point is that it's just another artist riding the coattails of popularity without understanding the subject matter because they want easy recognition.

marrying little country girls

>>700953636
She will replace you when you die like she did her previous husband

>>700955023
She's like 40. She'll die well before I do and then i'll replace her.

>>700955286
what's the point then? might as well go for a milf that you're not stuck going through the 'replace or be replaced' philosophy with

I want to start a new farm but the idea of having to do everything all over again is daunting

>>700926401
I can't look at that img and not see the Bazz edit with my souls eye
I hate this place

>>700955629
I just like her the most out of all the girls. It's not that deep.

>>700955770
always the issue for me with these kind of games, i hate early game factorio too

>>700955286
What's the point of monogamy if you're just gonna be a whore

>>700955770
Do a JojaMart run. All you need to worry about is stacking paper.

JAX!

>>700958552
This is a grievous mistake only the filthiest of tertiaries could commit given that you're staring at the item bar on-screen 90% of the time.

>>700958630
Blackbased.

>>700926401
>Jas isn't even romancable.
not with that attitude

>>700958797
someone has to summon the Jax anon for one more ride, he was funny.

Does this game have good porn mods?

>>700958552
>small detail
Anon this isn't a "small detail." This is the type of mistake that only a retard who doesn't play games in general would make.

>>700959517
...so? What's your point? Does it make the porn less hot for you? Text symbols really do it for you, huh?

>>700959517
If that were the case then he would've done a 9 item hotbar since that's what Minecraft uses. But he knew that Stardew uses a 12 item hotbar.

>>700960014
>If that were the case then he would've done a 9 item hotbar since that's what Minecraft uses
Nah, Minecraft is not the norm. Most games that use a hotbar use 1 through =.
>>700959843
Anon please you don't have to embarrass yourself like this. I realize the point is completely going over your head but you don't have to announce it to everyone. That was a perfect opportunity to stay quiet.

>>700960290
Wow, that was REALLY embarrassing.

>literal "no u" response
That's a concession.

>>700953291
The only one I wouldn't fuck is Jodi because I actually like Kent.

>>700961162
Kent puts bombs in your mailbox.

>>700954235
YES YES YES
https://exhentai.org/g/1965131/1cf1aa2072/

>>700963591
>Page 7
Holy moly, this feels exactly like something Jas would do.

>>700943020
Nice

>>700947983
The kind of high quality oc I visit the four chins for.

>>700952539
Good start, maybe floof her hair out just a bit.

>>700965028
Jas is Love. Jas is life.

>>700930407
wat?

>>700948292
We are what we choose to do, or something like that.

>>700963591
why is Jas like this...what about a date first

>>700965028
I redid the hair entirely because I realised it looks too big(stupid) when I put CSP on my other screen to check the proportions a bit. I'll post the finished pajama thing shortly

>>700963957
Damn it, now I want someone to draw the top panel from that page.

>>700926523
Liar...

>>700965028
>>700952591
>>700948998
>>700949405
Hope this is alright. Will get to the kindergarten outfit after taking a break if this one looks fine to anons.

>>700967740
Very cute and wholesome. Great job anon.

>>700967740
Cute! Looking forward to and seeing OC is the best part of these threads.

>>700967740
Looks good except for the ducks, which are lazy as fuck.

>>700968343
Anon, those are chickens

>>700968343
Here you go, anon. I removed the ducks. I even added a dog seperately just for you. :)

>>700969235
kek

>>700967740
Very cute

>>700967740
Soul

>>700926401
I'm literally in my house with her right now and she's wearing a wedding ring I got her.

>>700946291
I miss when bridget was a boy and not tranny nonsense

>>700945837
>Elon
>0 pedo threads
lmao

>>700948602
He certainly deserves her more than Lewis.

>>700926523
Nobody is. The art direction is garbage.

>>700936031
Out of ten!

>>700933674
>Nate Grayson
Kike alert.

>>700973353
People give Lewis too hard a time over this. He's worried because he's been with her longer than he's been mayor and before he influenced the governor to lower age of consent.

>>700975660
I seriously doubt Lewis started dating Marnie while she was still a loli.

>>700953636
outside of her is this mod actually good

>stardew valley thread is full of pedoposting
oh me oh my what a surprise

>>700976310
From what i've played so far yeah its pretty good.

>>700976310
It's the least shit of the big expansion mods (so SVE, Ridgeside and East Scarp). Take that as you will.

>>700976931
SVE has its own unforgivable fault of compatibility issues with other mods because they've pretty much claimed nearly every vanilla area in the game for their 'expansion' so other people can't just put their own custom building or NPC anywhere if they want people to use their mod.

>>700977176
Funnily enough most SVE users don't care about that because they're either babbies who just got the game and went "waow big mod!" or they use the big curated bloatcore collections on Nexus.

>>700976380
>go to website known for pedophilia and racism
>get mad
what did you expect?

>>700926401
My Jas is pregnant and the feds are knocking. What gifts do I give the feds to get away with this?

>>700977502
a bomb.

>>700930778
I've seen enough, uh.... hmm enough uh... horror movies to know where this goes

>>700977502
Do what Kent would do.

>>700933405
Fine. I'll do it myself.

>>700929043
damnable brat with her smug looks. I would show her

>>700977589
Yeah, american horror movies but made by russian directors

>you will never play stardew valley ever again for the first time.
If only it had more varied content.

>>700978498
>you will never play stardew valley
Feels good.

>>700979031
not a good feel at all

Cringe: Jas dating mod
Based: Jas adoption mod

>>700981343
There are literally zero Jas adoption mods, so you become cringe by default. Normalfags have been asking for one for years so they can marry Shane and bring along Jas into the farmhouse, but somehow it was Leo that got an adoption mod first.

>>700981343
I wanted to learn how to mod SV just to make a Jas adoption mod, but I'm a grade-A retard and have no idea how to get started.

>>700982037
TL;DR: See the aforementioned Leo Adoption mod. Basically you just set her up as a roommate instead of wife, define a roommate gift item (like Krobus' void pendant) and the rest is just the usual spouse stuff like dialogue, patio and room.

>>700982037
Modding community is shit like always, no tutorials or guides.
We have that wiki but it doesn't really explain what is needed and what is possible.
It's always been like this with every game.
You are expected to try shit yourself and waste your time so you can add some custom item in the game and cause bugs.

>>700982392
You do know there's ANOTHER wiki made exclusively to keep modding tutorials and guides, right? I'll let you figure that out since you like fancy yourself a smart cunt.

>>700926401
I just accepted Jasposters and C modders as part of 4ch SDV community. They don't shit on me for liking my titcow mods. And in return, I let them enjoy their purple and green wives in peace. SDV threads are pretty chill most of the time anyway.

>>700981343
homosexual take

>>700982808
What are some good Caroline mods?

>>700949405
unfortunately I am ultimately not very good at drawing

>>700983973
I like it anon, you've got potential.

>>700983973
This is adorable

>>700983973
Just gen thst stuff. You can draw over.

>>700983973
Peak cute!

>>700983973
cute jas

>>700984119
Go away, whoever-the-fuck-you-are. You will never be a little girl.

>>700984119
who the fuck is this

>>700985595
That's hotwheels, the jew of redit. A very infamous crossdresser and rapist and worst of all:a australian

>>700985730
>hotwheels
Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.

>>700984119
Loli is why he made the site btw. Jorsh parrots the same shit and he was into shota and guro.
It's cucking out, or just plain faggotry.

Redpill me on the big content mods. Why are Ridgeside and Expanded so bad? Or is this a case of bloat, ala the Calamity mod from Terraria?

>>700987237
Bloat's a big part of it but a lot of it is also just shit-tier writing
SVE hijacks the low-stakes vibe of the game to make the magic and adventure angles much more important in the overall setting which is not Stardew's strong suit, and makes your personal gameplay efforts feel unimportant
Ridgeside shoves in bad fanfiction-tier backstories and character interactions, and its commitment to diversity also results in shallow, patronizing depictions of foreign cultures in a setting where they don't make sense

>>700933674
it's still a tryhard mod made by an autist forcing a meme

>>700987235
>Loli is why he made the site btw
source?

>>700987235
moot was 15 when he made 4chan, if your statement is correct that means he just grew out of it as an adult and doesn't want to be a pedo

>>700988945
>he thinks everything around here works as the average braindead normalfag
on the contrary, he went as far as to say he wanted to be a little girl

>>700989226
rules for thee!
>>700989142
quit coping anon

>>700989514
>coping
why would I? its a fact

>>700988916
I believe his origin forum (somethingawful) didn't allow discussion of loli and/or anime

>>700988945
Nah, he's was just tired of dealing with all the 3DPD that would get hidden among the cute/sexy drawings.

>>700987235
>>700988916
as far as I remember, he did it in order to cater to niche japanese related subjects, touhou also being a major reason.
SA didn't quite fit his taste, too many rules and loli/moe culture might have been one of the reasons given he created /jp/ solely to cater to his needs after /a/ showed to be a place for weebs(basically a poser at the time).
He clearly wanted to have as little rules as possible, allowed loli from a very early point and didn't seem bothered until he had to comply with laws and deal with shitposts.
He was also familiar with 2ch prior to 4ch's creation and given that context we may assume he was familiar with the real stuff which was somewhat 'legal' over there

>>700983973
Cute!