C bros why is yellow disrespecting us?

>>700908351
Because we don't have enough people playing to make a proper fight

monkoids

nobody cares about monkey battles anymore....

would it be better to try and take an empty tile or (re)capture an enemy one?

>>700913336
it's always better to take an enemy one because you not only gain points but also take away their point gain at the same time.
assuming you score well enough that they don't take it back immediately, but that might not be relevant if it's a normal tile or something and they want to put their resources elsewhere toward a banner or relic.

>>700914317
thanks
I'm beginning to understand, soon no monkey alive will be able to stop me

CT sucks.

>>700916982
Made me think of this comic for some reason. Needs a monke version

Current state of affairs for the A-team

>>700920125
one might even say.... the current state of A-ffairs

judging by that map I think our current best play is to move into the right side and take over green territory while gunning for the marked relics in blue space?
being a man down and having 4 less tickets might really bust our balls this time

>>700921360
nope fuck purple they got the gayest name

I tried to gently troll this fag >>700921418 and I think I stumbled onto the most cursed bloons related anything there is
https://bloonsconception.fandom.com/wiki/Universal_Gauntlet_Monkey

this is not real

why does this exist?
is this the next step after the rot?
what is going on?

https://btd7pota.fandom.com/wiki/BTD7:_Planet_of_the_Apes

>>700921893
>monkey anus is in the spine
Then... what hole have I been fucking????

>>700921418
I swear they weren't called that when the event started but I don't have any screenshots

Built for belly bulge

>>700923110
all we can see are the feet, what do you mean

>>700908351
cause we got all the good tiles
looks like the dojofags are going to shit up the ct as expected though

>>700908351
I don't know enough about this game to do all these least cash stuff

>>700924826
Unless you're really sweating it it's simple: you need to pop camo, lead and maybe a MOAB, what single tower of the choice you're given can do all of those with the relics you've got?

It starts getting fucky when you've got seemingly useless relics like +hearts and mana shield and you can swap out spending for camo detection for just letting all the camos leak, or when you get obnoxiously high round requirements and something that does 80 rounds easy falls flat on 81.

>>700910545
They're great

>>700921821
>Over 8K pages
>Started July 2012
Impressive autism.

>>700927432
Wiki is older than your average bloons player

Keep the thread alive. I'm not asking again (because I won't be here)

>>700929995
Sorry to hear. You will be missed.

>>700929995
mmm
no

Is this the end...?

>>700933349
No, it cannot be...

>>700916982
True

What is this BTD Legends thing?

>>700939213
A DLC for TD6. A game within the game. A roguelike/lite of some kind. Coming out next patch after being delayed 2 months, maybe.

>>700920125
Why are we pink again?

>>700940447
Perks of being fags

Team C bros what to do when we don't have any relics

>>700940447
Cuz it looks good on our cheerleader

High Finance - Alternate Bloon Rounds - Monkey Team
HWKOWC
JOINNN

>>700942331
2/4, starting in 3 minutes

>>700942698
fuck I didn't see, joining

why you gotta do it when I'm doing something else and tab out too late

>>700939213
>>700940262
What is the combat like? I assume touching a bloon overworld tile initiates the real gameplay encounter?

>>700942985
HWMWTM

>>700940546
>>700941769
How do we fuck pink IF WE ARE PINK?

>>700943272
Go fuck you'reselve

>>700943096
>restart for anon
>he doesn't join
Oh the betrayal

P3 come back...

>>700943024
They haven't released a preview of that yet. Maybe tomorrow.

>>700943483
my apologies, i felt as though i dishonored myself with my cringe ass sauda placement on high finance...

>>700943024
We don't know, they haven't showed the actual gameplay yet, only the map

We're doing the monkey teams dude

>>700943803
We could have finished this game, no need to leave

>>700943885
Nah it's not the same

>>700943909
i'm willing to give it another shot without blowing it this time

HWMEXV
Different monkey team now

>>700943378
code for a co-op game

>>700943378
He Wants Monkey With (a) Taped Mouth

Don't tell me you wouldn't Bookwyrm Etienne

>>700945065
so long as that mouth is shut and that ass is wide open, i'm game for gay monkay

Wondering if I should sell the ring of fire to place it on top of the flagship so it is more centered for the eventual inferno ring

gg

>>700945493
rip

i was off by a few measly dillaridoos

>>700945246
>ring of fire
gwens signature move where she chews the juice out of a habanero and then rims you

>>700931451
I have returned, let's get to work (fuck monkes)

>>700947553
That dart is too big for the monkey

>>700947595
it's for big bloons

>>700945232
I'm surprised no one has made an AI voice of the bloons heroes and used it to dub porn

>>700947595
no, that monkey is small.

Frozen Over - Half Cashew
HWGOFH

My monkey team...

I forgot, like 100% completely
I see "free dart monke", I pitch a tent and click, I don't think

>>700950306
understandable
>>700950231
I was going to ask but assumed not since it's half cash

>Farming
WEAK

>>700950407
I chose Half Cash cause even with the monkey team it'd still be too easy

Insane that there's not a feature to automatically donate cash

Half-cash is too easy

>>700951286
now do it on glacial trail instead, you won't be saying the same without the cave monkey to save us

>>700951424
Just you wait until the next monkey team falls on that

>>700952368
next time I will attempt to contain my feral instincts to grab my free dart and, well, y'know

Techbussy acquired.

>>700943381
rude

so, you were caught whacking it to monkeys again

I FUCKING HATE RACES

I opened the path to camo trap, can a good racist cap it for us? I won't put up a good score

>>700955503
>>700955493
Can you post race tile codes so I know where to look?
So far I've only seen one, this CT seems to have less than usual which is a shame for me

>>700955631
Camo trap is DEB
Currently I'm tearing my hair out over CEC

>>700955320
Yeah... my monkey wife didn't take too kindly to me jerking off to Dart Monkeys Gone Wild volume three

>>700955683
If CEC is the one with rounding up, I got that in around 3:30 or so yesterday, the hardest part is the start. I got camo flogged so it should be much easier now, camos were the biggest threat for me.

>>700955737
The start is easy bro wdym, the worst part is EVERYTHING after

>>700955910
Sorry by start I meant the part before I fully send, in this case rounds 40-60 where it's full of annoying camos. Specially round 51.
>died while typing this on the tile I was doing
You have to give me 200 monkey bux now.

This is the second time I've attempted a bomb blitz screen wipe on a race and it failed, does this shit not work on CT?

blue is working the tile that links to camo trap, so be careful we don't lose connection before getting it

>>700956360
It should work, but if what leaks kills you instantly i.e a ceramic while you have low hp then it won't trigger.
>>700956439
I'm inside camo trap.

>>700956491
It was a buncha green bloons man, you try this shit yourself I swear it would've worked on a regular gamemode

>>700948194
No one cares about Bloons porn enough to go through the hassle of cloning the voices

>>700956545
Did it also happen right after you bought it? I think it has an initial cooldown. It's like any other ability except it's hidden so you cannot see it.
>>700956439
This race is definitely improvable.

>>700956731
Good job now go capture CEC while I work on flint tips

I opened up two more races near the top for hero boost and starting stash if anyone is interested

I miss alch touch
I miss royal treatment

>random tiles in the middle of the map with competitive unbeatable scores
What fucking sweatlords did we get teamed up against? thinking about setting casual stance next CT just in hopes that the algorithm will forget about us and stop pairing us up with top 25 tryhard teams

Took me a while to figure out what to do here, this is cancer
It's a very slow start, but then you suddenly can send from 39 all the way to the end and survive.

>>700958216
I miss you

>>700958398
you know, I seem to remember the end of last CT us going "lmao we're fucking kings of bloons give us a real fuckin challenge next time oh wait there's none left", how the tables turn

>>700958530
Ummm sir this is C team

>>700958530
I don't remember the C-team ever saying that

>>700958684
>>700958697
wait, both a and c have sweaty purples were struggling against? huh?

Could someone cap Going the Distance? I wanna get rid of green

>>700959168
I was just looking at it to think about what to do
I wonder if Quincy + 250 spike factory is enough.

>>700959212
It'd be good to have hero boost for it.

why is every single team on the map specifically going after us

>>700959471
Got it for us.

>>700960154
It's specifically purple and they're the big dog.
We need someone to use their tickets to push them off the center.

>>700960236
green is hitting us on multiple fronts too (including trying to get camo trap) and blue is fighting back as well.

>>700960310
Damn my map hadn't refreshed and I didn't see green.
Could someone please take their relics already?

>>700960376
I tried to capture a race green was in before they could get into the center but he finished before I could and then they did get glue trap. I'm in it.
God I wish I could have alch touch here.

We don't need two people working on Yellow's territory c'mon

>>700958398
pretty unfortunate since it would have been pretty fun since yellow and green are both as active as we are and set up hard but not impossible scores

I don't think I've ever seen decay hit a score this much wow
This is SMS, if at some point we can get this deep into the territory it would be nice to get it.

our dominance has ended

>>700962105
I can't check the map what does that mean

>>700962159
It means we're not first place by a landslide on day 2 it's so over etc etc

>>700962242
That was 10 hours ago you dumb bitch

>>700961390
That isn't decay that's just an atrocious initial score

what if women are really just monkeygirls in a similar way how japan depicts catgirls

>>700962282
it's won't be any better right now
it's literally over
I ain't playing this bloodbath

>>700962361
Shut up already, jesus

>>700962396
make me bitch

>>700962294
>>700961390
no way are these the set scores, you'd have to spam like, t2s everywhere to get 53 fucking tiers by 47

>>700961390
>>700962294
someone needs training

>>700962976
Rape correction is necessary

I've never seen a CT game this active before

Strat for ECC is 030 dartling + 502 boomerang

MOAB Clash is open boys, could a good player go and take it?

We can win this, it's just gonna be real fucking hard.

>>700965617
i took moab clash with a 204 heli, psi, and a 000 tack for 16200

>>700966978
Thanks a ton dude.

raising monkey family

>>700968067
impregnating monke beforehand of course

I spent like 6k monkey money just tonight

Is the ability actually worth 6k?

>>700969575
no, not at all, especially since it doesn't buff the base tower. even after the buff to the ability it's still not worth an extra 6k, maybe like 3k at most

What was his "special training"?

>>700971646
>just like all monkeys
uh, that's quite a piece of lore, there, NK

>>700971797
NK loves to drop lore pieces with insane implications and then never elaborate again.

>>700972135
>>700971646
was there a point where sauda was just a naked dart monkey with her long black hair?

Tried time attack on mobile. It is god awful

>>700972213
I mean that's gotta be the case but I'll go look through their posts to see if I find anything.

>>700971646
>>700972135
>>700972213
>all monkeys start as dart monkeys
>the little cg video they released showed a bunch of heroes as kids
>as KIDS
So either Dart Monkey is just the name of the race as a whole the same way Human is the name of our race, or child soldiers have not only been deployed but been in active deployment for years

>>700973291
Would druids just be a completely different race then? We never see any white dart monkeys

>>700973490
They dye their fur because they're fruitcakes
All of them. Not a single heterosexual Druid

>>700972213
>>700973291
Still looking through their posts but the best answer I found so far was this
Fucking NK, man.

>>700973746
if you can't tell this is slang for "back room blowjobs" then that's on you
the best was pat but we aren't ready for that conversation yet

>>700974006
The heroes started as kids, didn't they...?

>>700974191
they could technically be dart monkeys here, we don't actually know

>>700907958
I have never strayed from playing SP maps. Am I missing out?

>>700974736
Yeah.

Tremble before the AWESOME power of FRANKIE FITZGERALD

are the two expensive heroes that seem really high micro (the ghost and the shop guy) actually worth it over any other ones or should i just save unlocking them till last

>>700975478
Gameplay wise they're great, but if you're newer to the game they require some knowledge to really take advantage of their strengths. If you don't know what you're doing they're probably subpar.
So save them for later.

>>700975478
do the other ones first, you have to pay more attention to those two and it's harder to do unless you know what you're doing with the rest of the game

>>700975603
>>700975648
gotcha
that's what i figured

If bloons wasn't a tower defense game for kids we'd be seeing some truly bizarre stuff going on within its universe.

This CT is so sweaty

>>700978514
You tell me.
I'm trying to grab moab clash back but this isn't enough, 62 is killing me. I just upgraded the helicopter to 103 to see if that changes things, the tack is a 420.

>>700958398
Those scores are impossible to beat man

>>700976953
It would be like projectmoon's City, but monkeys

>>700976953
if you as a monkey can't tap into the hell dimension beyond mortal perception then they give you a gun and see if you can shoot, it seems

>>700980543
Strikers dojo is one of the OG dojos, I'm not sure if it's the best but at least it is one of the best. You got fucked by the matchmaker.

>>700958398
that's one of the better dojo fags

Captured the 2 tier phayze tile, you really want moab mine/SMS to not take forever on it because there aren't good damage dealing towers.
I used a 025 dart for tier 1 and 3 042 darts + a 042 glue + 150 druid for tier 2. Both took forever. Marching Boots might have been a good idea to bring.