Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)02:33:30 | 39 comments | 4 images
Obi-Wan-takes-the-high-ground
>"i'm gonna win this fight because i'm morally correct and good always triumphs over evil"
>normies think he was talking about rock elevation
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)02:34:45 No.208099313
>>208099297
Can you children stfu up about Reddit Wars and talk about adult movies for one fucking day?
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)02:35:00 No.208099314
he was rock elevated thoughever
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)02:35:49 No.208099325
>>208099313
This is a blue board
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)02:36:14 No.208099334
>>208099297
>normies think he was talking about rock elevation
He was. Lucas should've removed the line.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)02:37:39 No.208099349
>>208099325
And?

Exactly how old are you?
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)02:39:14 No.208099370
>>208099314
Yes but him being situated on an elevated rock formation was merely incidental.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)02:48:27 No.208099476
1737617088002199
I would love to invent a plague that wipes out Star Wars fans. Just whip up a horrifically aggressive virulent strain of plague juice that spread around the globe overnight infecting Star Wars fans with brutally fatal pestilence.

Imagine how much better /tv/ would be. No more prequel threads, no more sequel threads, no more endless reposts of threads bitching about Disney or Kathleen Kennedy or Rian Johnson or JJ Abrams or Mark Hamill or some other irrelevant faggot. No more Star Wars threads... ever. It would be so wonderful.

Anyway fuck you all, I hope you die.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)02:57:45 No.208099577
>>208099313
Post a thread about a Paul Thomas Anderson movie or something by Tarkovsky without it being bait. You might be lucky to get 10 replies.
Post a bait thread about Star Wars? Easily hundreds if the spergs show up.
The (You)s don't flow from serious "adult movie" threads. /tv/ is an internet Special Ed.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)03:21:48 No.208099840
Sex with Crispy Anakin
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)03:23:04 No.208099853
>>208099297
But Sheev was morally and legally absolutely in the right.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)03:24:37 No.208099869
>>208099476
You want to kill a bunch of people to make the quality of a shitty 4chan board better? Yeah, you're not unhinged at all.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)03:26:27 No.208099884
>>208099297
Didn't the bad guy kill the good guys and establish a dictatorship?
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)03:27:25 No.208099890
>>208099840
I kek'd. You had bad tastes thoever, sex with high ground Benny
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)05:24:10 No.208101138
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)05:27:03 No.208101164
>>208099313
Lucas Star Wars somehow are too adult for the most people it seems.
People can't grasp simple thing like story exposition (trading blockade) and world building (midichlorians).
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)05:28:54 No.208101188
>>208099297
It's more than that though. Because against an actual fully commited Sith, this woudln't mean anything. They would run away or attack the ground under him or do anything underhanded and sneaky and evil except the dumb direct, suicidal move. It's a tragic moment and he's almost crying as he says it because he knows Anikin is still not fully lost and has some good in him. He's using that goodness against him. Making him face him directly, like another Jedi would and then killing him for doing it. He's doing something evil to win, and in the prosses snuffing out that little light of hope that's still in Anikin.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)05:30:21 No.208101196
>>208101164
When George said 'I went too far in a few places' he meant he has made kids movies not simple enough for an average burger.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)05:35:26 No.208101262
>>208099476
this but it sissifies them all into my personal femboy cocksleeves instead
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)05:51:29 No.208101440
he had the high ground thoughbeit
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)06:02:11 No.208101565
Df7WrSvW4AAqecm
>>208099297
Did someone say rock elevation?
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)06:05:15 No.208101599
>>208101565
it looks like not even a movie frame.
looks like an ad poster for vodka before the drink and slogan layers are added on
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)06:08:02 No.208101629
>>208099297
Yeah but high ground is often used as a derogatory term for someone who is being arrogant or too self-assured, like saying YOU CAN’T WIN ANAKIN I’M ON MY HIGH HORSE
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)06:09:26 No.208101643
You declare victory in sparring instead of actually killing your opponent. He was recalling his training with Anakin treating him like a student.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)06:10:50 No.208101660
>>208101629
he was on a horse?
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)06:13:36 No.208101694
obi-wan-kenobi
>>208101629
He wasn't on a horse. He had a camel.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)06:13:43 No.208101695
Star Wars III is the only movie of the franchise with any resemblance of good writing.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)06:21:50 No.208101777
>>208099577
but what do you even gain from those (You)s
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)06:22:51 No.208101787
>>208101629
>but if you actually replace what he said with something else entirely then the meaning changes guys isn't that interesting
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)06:25:38 No.208101820
>>208101694
How is that a camel
Do you even know what a camel is
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)06:53:30 No.208102124
>>208101777
>but what do you even gain from those (You)s
They get a dopamine hit. (You) addicts have been a problem for years.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)08:17:52 No.208103089
>>208101820
That is a camel thoughbeit
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)08:42:52 No.208103478
>>208101188
I don't get it
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)08:46:21 No.208103532
>>208099297
>"i'm gonna win this fight because i'm morally correct and good always triumphs over evil"
If he meant that, why didn't he say from the start, instead of waiting like 15 minutes into the fight after jumping into a literal higher place?
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)08:46:31 No.208103534
>only the Sith deal in absolutes
Erm...
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)08:47:34 No.208103544
>>208099297
Then why did Anakin's legs fall off?
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)08:51:45 No.208103610
b96b55aa32551dd6816c1d53f73cf941f0c60526d6436172429e57ca0ae1245c_1
Killing children is very funny
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)08:52:55 No.208103625
>>208103610
younglings
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)08:54:41 No.208103657
>>208103625
That's not funny
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)09:08:22 No.208103877
>>208103089
Camel lost.