itt times you Margin Call'd
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:10:37 | 2 comments | 1 images | 🔒 Locked
>be me
>Sneedposting on /tv/
>mum comes in with only two mini pizzas
>"are these numbers right?"
>"what do you mean, son?"
>"I have to run this upstairs."
>roll out of bed and pulley to the kitchen
>zero mini pizzas in the freezer
>"when did this happen?"
>"I saw they were running a little low on Monday and twice last week I noticed the same thing but the stores never been completely out before."
>"sell it"
>"w-what?"
>"the markets crashing. the music stopped. we gotta sell the house before anyone else catches on."
>parents list the house the next day
>they only take a net $70,000 loss on the trade because of my foresight
>feelsgoodman.png
>Sneedposting on /tv/
>mum comes in with only two mini pizzas
>"are these numbers right?"
>"what do you mean, son?"
>"I have to run this upstairs."
>roll out of bed and pulley to the kitchen
>zero mini pizzas in the freezer
>"when did this happen?"
>"I saw they were running a little low on Monday and twice last week I noticed the same thing but the stores never been completely out before."
>"sell it"
>"w-what?"
>"the markets crashing. the music stopped. we gotta sell the house before anyone else catches on."
>parents list the house the next day
>they only take a net $70,000 loss on the trade because of my foresight
>feelsgoodman.png
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:14:10 No.208097479
>be me
>driving through the city streets in my 1995 BMW E36
>I only drive the finest of European engineering
>look at some guys lining up for the foodtruck
>think about how much they need me yet hate me for it
>light up my 3rd cigarette since I got in the car
>"PEOPLE WANNA LIVE LIKE THIS!" I shout to someone near the bus shelter
>don't think they heard me but it doesn't matter
>put my foot down and plow through pedestrian crossing knowing how necessary I am
>tfw
>driving through the city streets in my 1995 BMW E36
>I only drive the finest of European engineering
>look at some guys lining up for the foodtruck
>think about how much they need me yet hate me for it
>light up my 3rd cigarette since I got in the car
>"PEOPLE WANNA LIVE LIKE THIS!" I shout to someone near the bus shelter
>don't think they heard me but it doesn't matter
>put my foot down and plow through pedestrian crossing knowing how necessary I am
>tfw
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:10:36 No.208098240
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My favorite part was when John Margin-Call yelled "It's margin callin' time!"
My favorite part was when John Margin-Call yelled "It's margin callin' time!"