Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:39:00 | 33 comments | 4 images | đź”’ Locked
Remember when the director of Buzz Lightyear posted his Pixar rejection letter from the 90's with a caption " never give up" when Lightyear first premiered and then he was immediately fired because it flopped
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:39:58 No.208096989
>>208096973
can we have a thread about how literally every creative decision in that movie was entirely incorrect?
can we have a thread about how literally every creative decision in that movie was entirely incorrect?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:49:18 No.208097138
>>208096989
Which ones in particular
Which ones in particular
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:52:36 No.208097190
>>208097138
>Which ones in particular
nta but, isn't that the kids movie who had a pair of rugmunchers smooching?
>Which ones in particular
nta but, isn't that the kids movie who had a pair of rugmunchers smooching?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:53:38 No.208097207
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:53:43 No.208097208
>>208096989
I'm happy to talk about it yeah
Zerg being an old buzz instead of his father is gay
The attempt to turn the plants that come out of the ground and grab you into a running gag was never funny
The premise that the entire thing is about people just getting stuck on a boring wilderness planet and the entire story is just 'how do we leave this awful place' sucks, boring, lame, too restricted
I'm happy to talk about it yeah
Zerg being an old buzz instead of his father is gay
The attempt to turn the plants that come out of the ground and grab you into a running gag was never funny
The premise that the entire thing is about people just getting stuck on a boring wilderness planet and the entire story is just 'how do we leave this awful place' sucks, boring, lame, too restricted
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:54:40 No.208097221
>>208097190
yeah buit don't you see this is the movie that andy watched in 1992 that made him love buzz lightyear!!!
yeah buit don't you see this is the movie that andy watched in 1992 that made him love buzz lightyear!!!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:55:48 No.208097233
>>208097190
What is the issue with this?
What is the issue with this?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:55:55 No.208097235
>>208096973
That's kind of sad actually. I'm sad now.
That's kind of sad actually. I'm sad now.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:57:28 No.208097263
>>208097233
"Lesbians" (women pretending to be attracted to other women) should not be in movies, especially kids' movies, except as a cautionary moral tale, which wasn't the message this movie was trying to make by their inclusion.
"Lesbians" (women pretending to be attracted to other women) should not be in movies, especially kids' movies, except as a cautionary moral tale, which wasn't the message this movie was trying to make by their inclusion.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:57:36 No.208097265
>>208096973
That's kind of funny actually. I'm happy now.
That's kind of funny actually. I'm happy now.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:57:41 No.208097267
>>208097235
I didn't bother to watch the movie but I feel sad for someone who get to accomplish their dreams and immediately gets out after their project is out
I didn't bother to watch the movie but I feel sad for someone who get to accomplish their dreams and immediately gets out after their project is out
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:58:29 No.208097274
>>208097267
Maybe his dreams shouldn't have been shit.
Maybe his dreams shouldn't have been shit.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:00:03 No.208097297
>>208096973
I remember my sister got her first paid singing gig and was so excited. A couple drunk hecklers threw her off and she didn't sing well and wasn't invited back.
I remember my sister got her first paid singing gig and was so excited. A couple drunk hecklers threw her off and she didn't sing well and wasn't invited back.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:01:34 No.208097316
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:03:09 No.208097336
>>208097297
damn that's cold
damn that's cold
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:04:40 No.208097361
>>208097138
Buzz Lightyear is secretly Zurg.
Buzz Lightyear is secretly Zurg.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:05:47 No.208097375
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:06:14 No.208097379
>>208097138
>Trying to make it a super serious Interstellar-style hard sci-fi time relativity paradox movie for bearded pseuds
>Not having a villian or space battles or aliens or friends or fun or color
>Not bringing back Tim Allen even though his voice sounds exactly the same as it did 30 years ago
>Trying to make it a “white man bad” movie with a plot where pretty much the only character present on screen for most of the film is a white man
>the bizarre, confusing and unnecessary framing device of “this is the movie that Andy saw as a boy in 1993 that made him want a Buzz Lightyear toy” when the film is obviously nothing like the type of sci-fi movies that came out in the early 90s, is nothing like the way Buzz Lightyear or his show is portrayed in Toy Story and doesn’t seem like the type of movie a 10 year old boy would like at all
>black space lesbians
>Trying to make it a super serious Interstellar-style hard sci-fi time relativity paradox movie for bearded pseuds
>Not having a villian or space battles or aliens or friends or fun or color
>Not bringing back Tim Allen even though his voice sounds exactly the same as it did 30 years ago
>Trying to make it a “white man bad” movie with a plot where pretty much the only character present on screen for most of the film is a white man
>the bizarre, confusing and unnecessary framing device of “this is the movie that Andy saw as a boy in 1993 that made him want a Buzz Lightyear toy” when the film is obviously nothing like the type of sci-fi movies that came out in the early 90s, is nothing like the way Buzz Lightyear or his show is portrayed in Toy Story and doesn’t seem like the type of movie a 10 year old boy would like at all
>black space lesbians
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:09:12 No.208097408
>>208097379
>Trying to make it a “white man bad” movie
This never happened, you just don't like that the writers suggested you can become the bad guy if you don't make the right choices in your life.
>Trying to make it a “white man bad” movie
This never happened, you just don't like that the writers suggested you can become the bad guy if you don't make the right choices in your life.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:09:16 No.208097409
threadly reminder that rugmunchers will burn in hell after the end of days. god bless
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:10:35 No.208097433
>>208096989
If I was Andy, or anyone in toy story world, and I watched a movie that looked that much better than my real, 1995 Pixar RenderMan life, I'd be so disillusioned that I'd kill myself.
If I was Andy, or anyone in toy story world, and I watched a movie that looked that much better than my real, 1995 Pixar RenderMan life, I'd be so disillusioned that I'd kill myself.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:12:28 No.208097453
>>208096973
based if tru
based if tru
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:13:07 No.208097463
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:15:30 No.208097505
>>208097263
>Lesbians" (women pretending to be attracted to other women) should not be in movies, especially kids' movies
Who will play the abusive Public schoolmarm in Roald Dahl adaptations? Some regular fat angry bitch?!
>Lesbians" (women pretending to be attracted to other women) should not be in movies, especially kids' movies
Who will play the abusive Public schoolmarm in Roald Dahl adaptations? Some regular fat angry bitch?!
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:15:33 No.208097507
>>208097297
KWAB
KWAB
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:15:39 No.208097512
>>208096973
I mean, he should take that advice to heart, not give up, and try again
>>208097190
cowards should’ve had an extended scene of rugmunching, would’ve made more money
I mean, he should take that advice to heart, not give up, and try again
>>208097190
cowards should’ve had an extended scene of rugmunching, would’ve made more money
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:19:16 No.208097560
>>208096973
The "This is the piece of media where the Buzz Lightyear toy came from in the Toy Story Universe " idea was always redundant because it had been done in the 90s already with the Star Command cartoon and movie
The "This is the piece of media where the Buzz Lightyear toy came from in the Toy Story Universe " idea was always redundant because it had been done in the 90s already with the Star Command cartoon and movie
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:21:03 No.208097586
>>208096973
who was this movie for? they use the name of a popular character but it's obvious from the trailer that it really has nothing to do with toy story at all. I think that most people saw that it wasn't actually about the character they knew and then they weren't interested
who was this movie for? they use the name of a popular character but it's obvious from the trailer that it really has nothing to do with toy story at all. I think that most people saw that it wasn't actually about the character they knew and then they weren't interested
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:21:09 No.208098365
>>208097408
its in disney's corporate policies that only white men can be portrayed as evil. same with amazon. youre just a drone.
its in disney's corporate policies that only white men can be portrayed as evil. same with amazon. youre just a drone.
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:25:49 No.208098424
>>208097297
you didn't find out who they were?
you didn't find out who they were?
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:32:11 No.208098526
STRAAAAAAAAAAANGE THINGS ARE HAPPENING TO ME
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:33:08 No.208098538
>>208096973
Remember when Lightyear was banned in a bunch of countries and chuds celebrated censorship?
Remember when Lightyear was banned in a bunch of countries and chuds celebrated censorship?
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)01:35:17 No.208098559
>>208096973
I don't get why Buzz kept going forward in time. The first two times be did it the planet was thriving with a massive city and everyone was happy. Then he kept going forward becoming more depressed because his friends were all dead from old age.. then he eventually stops doing it and decides to start hanging with his friends kids..
Wtf plot is that lmao
I don't get why Buzz kept going forward in time. The first two times be did it the planet was thriving with a massive city and everyone was happy. Then he kept going forward becoming more depressed because his friends were all dead from old age.. then he eventually stops doing it and decides to start hanging with his friends kids..
Wtf plot is that lmao