Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:30:05 | 36 comments | 4 images
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Pitch me an Indiana Jones script and what relics/locations he visits next
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:36:55 No.208094847
>>208094723
Goes to Caucuses, finds proof the Aryans were in fact the proto-Germans.
Fights off Mossad trying to destroy the relics.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:41:58 No.208094959
Atlantis
Emerald Tablet
Sunken City
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:43:38 No.208094982
Canada
Ancient Canadian dog dildo relic
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:44:32 No.208095000
>>208094847
Also finds proof behind Khazarian Jewish origins, further increasing Mossad’s wrath
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:45:02 No.208095010
>>208094723
My pitch is something a bit more small scale than the usual Indy affair. Jones is called to verify an artifact discovered in a small town in Louisiana. When he arrives the man he was supposed to meet has been killed and the artifact stolen. He investigates and discovers the town has a large voodoo cult in control and that there is cover up to the murder and theft.
Story and visuals would be very southern gothic.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:45:20 No.208095016
>>208094723
Indiana Jones and the lost dignity part 1
>In his final adventure Indiana Jones (Harisson Ford) needs to find the stone of as-spull and use it to go back in time to 2007 and prevent George Lucas and Steven Spiller from filming Kingdom of Crystal Skull
Indiana Jones and the lost dignity part 2
>Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) joins faces his biggest enemy yet trying to stop evil John Mangold and Walt Disney Company from releasing Dial of Destiny
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:46:59 No.208095040
IMG_1025
>>208095010
This sounds vaguely familiar
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:47:00 No.208095042
>>208094723
The Accused but it's Indiana Jones.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:47:01 No.208095043
>>208094723
In the first scene Indiana Jones is killed by a Nazi, who discovers a treasure map on his body. The Nazi is led on an around the globe adventure filled with diverse people from different backgrounds (all killed by the Nazi, of course)
At the end, the Nazi secures the hidden artifact and delivers it in person to the Fuhrer, who uses it to secure a future for the West.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:47:19 No.208095050
1737590738945757
>>208094723
Indiana Jones has a leftist, anti-colonialist daughter and she fights to steal all of the relics he's placed in white man museums over the decades and return them all to their rightful owners, the native tribes and nations he originally stole them from.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:48:14 No.208095066
>>208094723
Goes to hyperborea
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:48:53 No.208095087
>>208095040
First thing I think of when I hear voodoo cult is james bond live and let die
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:55:41 No.208095202
Indiana Jones looks for the destroyed temple of Dagon in search for the body of Samson. He also gains temporary superhuman strength at random points somehow idk
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:55:55 No.208095205
>>208095010
If it was like Temple of Doom style "small scale" but actually good then I'd greenlight this.
Indy movies are kinda all about the world travelling, high stakes, cool set pieces though. Not that it's impossible to make a smaller movie with him but it would have to be a certain way.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:57:55 No.208095247
A concept that seems like a no-brainer for creatively impaired writers at Disney is to make a soft reboot where he hunts for the staff of Moses. It has tremendous power in the Bible and also mysteriously disappeared like the Ark of the Covenant so it's super easy to make a plot surrounding it.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:06:54 No.208095423
Atlantis is obviously the best one.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:08:47 No.208095457
>>208094959
>>208095423
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones_and_the_Fate_of_Atlantis
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:11:08 No.208095507
>>208094723
>the year is 2050
>Indiana Jones now works for the nazis to hunt down artifacts that third world countries stole from america
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:11:21 No.208095513
>>208095457
>implying that's cannon
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:33:31 No.208095856
>>208095507
did he find something that makes him live forever? he would be like 150yo
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:38:19 No.208095938
>>208095856
its a reboot with an arnold schwarzenegger type actor
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)22:39:24 No.208095959
I would like to see a young indiana jones, learning archeology in college.. in a student trip to europe turning in a bigger adventure around the world.
And the mcguffin would be the something about the alchemists turning metals into gold and with a link to the finding of El Dorado in the Amazon. The villains could be some secret society of rich people
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:17:57 No.208096610
IMG_9221
>>208094723
>relic
the last white man
>locations
everywhere
>plot
Indy punches those nazis and kills all white people
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:21:35 No.208096665
Indy fights the Klan when he finds out they have some Templar relic or some shit.

I want to see him pop the corknoff a jug of whiskey and snatch a hood with his whip.

Shoot it in the bayou.

I haven't seen any one since Indy 3 so disregard if it was done.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:23:16 No.208096689
>>208094723
I would try to set it in Asia, either china or japan. Maybe go after some relic that’s said to hold a demon that a bad guy wants to unleash, then we find out the demon was really a Jew.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:23:25 No.208096691
>>208095457
Yeah now make a movie about it, no one wants to play an old ass point and click adventure game.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:23:27 No.208096692
>>208094723
It's set in Spain during the Spanish Civil War, with Indy trying to recover the legendary sword Durandal to keep it out of the hands of Franco.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:23:29 No.208096694
>>208094723
The plot revolves around Indiana Jones's global search for the legendary sunken city of Atlantis. Sophia Hapgood, an old co-worker of Indiana Jones who gave up her archaeological career to become a psychic, supports him along the journey. The two are pursued by the Nazis who seek to use the power of Atlantis for warfare, and serve as the antagonists.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:23:49 No.208096703
>>208094723
Indiana Jones and The Lost Pages of the Bible. He goes against the Vatican to uncover Jesus was a black woman, but they altered the story.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:25:23 No.208096731
>>208094723
some buddhist relic
Japan
China
70s Afghanistan
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:26:00 No.208096744
>>208094723
He goes to australia to investigate the crackatinny tribe's goon of fates and he has a dreamtime adventure huffing gasoline.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:26:43 No.208096758
>>208095959
Check out the Young Indiana Jones series. It is still pretty good, though some people think it doesn't hold up very well.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:29:52 No.208096812
>>208094723
Indiana Jones and the White Man’s Burden
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:29:57 No.208096814
>>208094723
Spear of Destiny.
Also, fuck off Hollywood kike you've already ruined the last movie with the muh Nazis bullshit. Tired of the eeeeevil Nazis cliche. Notice Hollywood never makes films that show the horrors of Communism?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:31:41 No.208096835
>>208095010
Indiana Jones and the True Detective
Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)00:19:49 No.208097568
Rocamadour
>>208096692
Seconded. Pic rel is kino af