>>208093029
>What exactly makes a cherry pie so exceptional?
The crust.

>>208093050
Oh no

It's just idiosyncratic, serves to point out his joi de vivre

>>208093029
>cherry pie
it's a euphemism for young virgin girls

>>208093029
donuts, coffee, and pie are all symbolic. pie in particular symbolizes love.

>>208093091
What about creamed corn?

>>208093062
If you saw his feng shui get it too

I went to america once and the beat meal I had was a breakfast at some diner by rhe road
hash browns, fries, scrambled eggs, sunny side up, bacon, sausage, orange juice, coffee, some grilled tomato and cheese, and buttered toast and ham and diet coke and coleslaw and some beans and beef patty

fuck me it was so good

>>208093178
You must be enormously fat

>>208093029
Norma explained it in the Return. It's all made on site with fresh ingredients. Which sounds obvious enough but people just don't do that shit very often. Crust isn't the easiest to make and it's time consuming. It's easier to just buy canned fruit than be a stickler for local produce. But fresh crust and ripe, juicy fruit are so much better than frozen and canned.

And you know this. You've had frozen pizza and canned food before. The dough just never rises quite right and the food's perfectly edible but it always deteriorates a little. Fresh is best, we just forget sometimes because we don't get fresh very often any more

>>208093192
i weighed 75 kg at the time (at 181 cm)

>>208093178
>breakfast with tomatoes and a side of toast

Imagine that

>>208093029
Coffee was the cheap drip, tasted like instant and those people serving in the diner with tobacco stained fingers would spit in your cheery pie.

>>208093248
In English, doc

>>208093218
I've made a bunch of quiches. No one can tell the difference between a home crust made with lard and frozen ones. The filling makes a way bigger differences. If I use nice cheese and nicer eggs

>>208093248
Did you order it all at once or have to go back for seconds?

>>208093302
My man it's pretty easy math. It 2.2 lbs per KG.

>>208093291
The PNW has always been known for coffee. The standard for what people expect out of coffee there is way higher than the rest of the US. It's like NY for Pizza and The South for fried foods.

>>208093218
It's incredible how much worse the food we eat day to day has gotten compared to what our parents and grandparents were eating, purely because so few people cook from scratch and instead buy mass-produced crap. People 100 years ago were eating better than we do.

>>208093029
>>208093091
The good drugs are those things, the bad are the actual drugs in the show. The yin and yang twin shit is symbolic throughout all of twin peaks

>>208093370
no if was all at once in one order on the menu

>>208093050
Ooooohhhhh that's crusty

>>208093599
How did he do it, bros?

>damn good cup of coffee
>coffee is brewed from pre-ground pouch
>didn't even use golden ratio
Fucking nope. And it is almost certainly single origin beams!

>>208093029
Do you want to play with fire, little boy?
*FLICK*

>>208093600
Wow

>>208093599
Cool man...

Bro, this is that cherry pie I was telling you about.

>>208093066
Must be true, since Lynch himself said "twin peaks" is a euphemism for woman's tits/nipples

>>208093050
oiamlaffin.exe

He's literally just David Lynch.

I don't like cherry pie but I just don't like sweet things. Shepards pie is great though

>>208093029
it's a shame tweedy's pies are basically frozen marie calendars fare
cute joint though and I can see why lynch liked the look

Cherry pie = eating pusy. Like the Warrant song

How would he not know the trees? He would be coming from an FBI field office in the state right? He doesn't Fucking know the trees in the state he lives in?

>>208094515
What the fuck

>>208093029
you talk like you never had a black coffee with cherry pie

rectify this mistake at once, today

>>208093050
Whats so good about crust?

I DO NOT eat pussy (cherrypie). But... I do love getting my cock blown off. Am I a bad and selfish person?

>>208093572
I had a fat WOW playing physics teacher in high-school and one day he was talking about that music video and lusting over the actual pie.

>>208094479
Actually, Gordon Cole was literally David Lynch

>>208094566
And David had some great pussy around him.

>>208094606
I've had better

>>208094606
Catherinebros...

>>208093029
i want to lick his cherry pie if you know what i mean

>>208094727
Order your own. It's not expensive

>>208094761
I'm going my own way by baking my own pie.

>>208094761
but his cherry pie would taste so orgasmic if you know what i mean

>>208094606
I'll eat fruit in its normal state, but just can't stand it when it's been stewed or cooked into something and becomes such mush. I'll just have to take Coop's word for it.

>>208094683
No fucking way

>>208094789
>baking your own pie
masturbating?

>>208094701
NEED cherry kringleussy

>tfw rewatching and I've finally made to the the part where Season 2 goes downhill
At least there are still some really good scenes.

It's about Americana

How does Twin Peaks have good cherry pie? It takes place in Washington. Cherry pie is only done correctly in the Midwest. You shouldn't Fucking trust any cherry pie west of the Mississippi.

The cherry pie is good because it's where pies go to die. Cooper clearly explains this in the show.

>>208095003
A lot of cherries are grown in the PNW.

>>208095003
>he's never had bing cherry pie
>he's never had rainier cherry pie
the best cherries in the world come from washington faget

>>208094701
based kringlechad

I miss David

>>208095147
but montmorency cherries are the best for cherry pie so you're wrong

>>208095147
This is a terrible post. Nobody bakes with sweet cherries. You're an idiot.

>>208093062
The pie is the je ne sais quoi of his personality

>>208094606
man those 3% of people must've felt so vindicated

>>208094606
Damn... people really did have no clue.

>>208093029
Cooper says almost every coffee he has is amazing with the exception of a cup he has at an airport in his book

>>208094479
i think mark frost and kyle both said that he basically is david lynch as a character. He’s like the george costanza of twin peaks in a way

>>208094651
It's satisfying to bust with your tongue.

>>208096003
and Pete's fish coffee

>>208096147
Yeah I’m a dope. But the point stands that he just thinks everything is the most amazing thing he ever had or is horribly bad. Like me rating movies on imdb

The best cup of coffee is the one that's in front of you

>>208093029
I sure could go for a pie that would painlessly kill me right now, fentanylberry.

We really do need a Twin Peaks Tier list for all the characters.

Bacon, super crispy, almost burnt. And I'll have the grapefruit juice just as long as those grapefruits... are freshly squeezed.

>>208094861
I'm right behind you, and I too dread that drop. I convinced my friend to watch with me almost all of season 1, but even I couldn't force them to sit through season 2 knowing what the payoff was like for all that nonsense...

Who is the most bangable chick on the show?

Audrey
Donna
Lucy
Josie
Lucy
Maddy
Norma
Shelly

>>208096444
Audrey then Shelly for me. Donna's far down the list; I think she's ugly on the inside.

>>208096457
Damn, I forgot Audrey had such crazy eyes. I could not trust falling asleep near her.

Wasn't there huckleberry pie too or am I getting another show confused?

>>208096607
Major Briggs brags about fresh huckleberry pie after telling Bobby about his memory at the White Lodge.

>>208093599
Fake as fuuuuuck
A real smoker takes at least one more drag near the entrance

>>208096444
Most bangable: Norma
Most squeezable: Lucy
Most smoochable: Shelly

>>208096632
It's been so long since I watched the return I completely missed that

>>208093029
For me, it's the marionberry. Coop could've been digging into these if he was willing to take a detour to Oregon.

>>208094651
It's more about how not-bad the crust is. A bad crust can fuck up an otherwise good pie, so it is very important to have a good crust.

>>208097089
are these semen retaining raspberries or something?

>>208097161
They're just uppity blackberries.

>>208096787
Norma definitely gives off S-Tier dicktaking ability vibes. Like you can just tell she knows all the tips, tricks and techniques. She's the type of chick that was using the Gluck Gluck 9000 before it even had a name.

>>208094606
I still think it's Josie. Never trusted that bitch.

>>208094606
Man, looking at this list made me realize that the father was the best choice in the end. A lot of these would have been too obvious or just shit.

I'm aware the point of the series overall isn't just the murder there, but still.

>>208094861
I just started the Return... bros... I did something sacrilegious. I put it on 2x speed. It still is quite grueling.

Dave, I love ya man. But holy fuck dude.
(The glass box subplot is the most interesting thing so far for me rn 4 eps in)

>>208093029
>It's just made at a Fucking diner right? Not even a bakery, it can't be that great can it?
Retard. The world's best pies are made in people's home kitchens. A good locally owned diner is practically a home kitchen with more space and appliances. Bakeries are essentially pastry factories.

To answer your initial question though, the answer is love. Passion for baking can be tasted in the final result because love is poured in during the cooking process. This is not something that can be taught or gleaned from recipes, it requires a genuine love for cooking and making people happy. It stands to reason Norma possessed this quality.

>>208098040
and you call yourself a kino loving man....

>>208098040
>continuing to watch something you clearly don't enjoy
stick to squid game bro