>>208089971
One of the most horrid, deplorable, disgusting pieces of fiction I have ever had the displeasure to force myself to read.

Unless this is a turnaround refutation of the source material ala Starship Troopers, fuck this movie.

>>208089971
>Crossed movie
>no David Cross
dropped

Edgy goreporn just seems quant these days when I can go on Xitter and watch hours and hours of HD videos of slavs begging for their lives before getting mulched, beheaded, and dismembered by drones.

>>208089971
>Two to three million dollar budget
I'm interested. It's nice to see directors work around their budget.

Based, I will be watching

>>208089971
I'm glad Seth Rogen didn't get his hands on it to ruin it like he did Preacher and The Boys.

In terms of edgelord bullshit, Crossed makes The Boys look like a chick tract (non-complimentary)

>>208090271
This but complimentary

>>208090028
Yes, they mentioned it was Garth Ennis

>>208089971
This might be okay because the Sadness movie was technically well made, but it didn't really have a rich script, and imo didn't really have an edge despite the gore and the despair. Ennis is all edge so might make for a happy marriage.

>>208090271
this but I'm not an annoying zoomer prude

Either they're going to tone things down from the comics and be just like every other zombie movie or they're going to try to keep it and it'll be so over the top edgy that it accidentally comes out as a comedy.

>>208090380
I'm not either, but it's just shock value for the sake of shock value, there's no point or interesting story lines.

>>208090271
Shadow the Hedgehog gives off more of an edge vibe. Crossed is just shockschlock.

The only thing good about Crossed is the concept. There are no good Crossed stories, the cross faces aren't cool, there is nothing about it that is interesting beyond the concept of people getting infected and it making them do horrible things.
There is no benefit to making a Crossed movie instead of just making another Sadness movie. It's the same shit.

Crossed is also terribly dated and it's full of that anti-Bush anti-Christian early internet fedora shit. These infected are supposed to say the most deprived shit and engage in the most repulsive acts, and it all boils down to saying swear words while mentioning Christianity and masturbating with crosses. It's less edgy than The Exorcist. If you made a Crossed movie you'd have to update it and they need to call people niggers. No one trying to be offensive says ''fuck fuck Christianity rape Jesus fuck.''

>>208090637
>No one trying to be offensive says ''fuck fuck Christianity rape Jesus fuck.''
Oh don't worry I have a whole imageboard here that will get relentlessly offended.

>>208090637
This

>>208090637
Racism and sexual exploitation are something that not even the edgiest stuff would touch in any day and age because it would always be appealing to a certain portion of the population. That's why the entire concept of Crossed is flawed.

the sadness? why were they always smiling then? should have been the happiness, how did no one point this out during production?

>>208090637
>you'd have to update it and they need to call people niggers
What? They're supposed to be evil, not good.

>>208090637
I read Phantoms over Christmas break and it's a little like that too. It's supposed to be this being of pure evil but the shit it says just make it sound like an edgy kid on GameFAQs circa 2002 and turn it into an unintentional comedy. Maybe it was more shocking back in the early 80s.

>>208089971
I really liked the Sadness. I think it stayed true to the hyperviolent nature of Crossed while still being a practical, watchable R-rated film

Being crossed is going to be a metaphor for being white lmfao

>>208090637
The original one was okay. Family Values and Psychopath were halfway decent monsters and Monster stories.

>>208090037
don't be cross

i remember watching the english dub of the sadness the day it "leaked" yet now i cant find any public pirate site with it which makes me believe i didn't even watch it
but i remember scenes from it not shown in any of the trailers so it makes no sense

>>208091387
I have a link to a pirated version of the Sadness, I just watched it a couple days ago. But I'm not gonna give it to you because I am genuinely made you even thought about watching the English dub. Why the fuck would you EVER watch an English dub of a live-action movie, you fucking retard? This is the English dub of REC all over again. Go fuck yourself, you don't deserve the Sadness

>>208090982
That's basically how it is in real life now.

>>208090637
>These infected are supposed to say the most deprived shit and engage in the most repulsive acts, and it all boils down to saying swear words while mentioning Christianity and masturbating with crosses.
Literally the left, trannies, gays and feminist in current year. Nothing dated about that.

>>208091433
it was the very first version i found when it leaked
i've already rewatched it in the original language, though, so it doesn't matter. i just find it weird that on the site i was 100% sure i got it from doesn't have it anymore, but it has the original versions

>>208090258
>I'm glad Seth Rogen didn't get his hands on it to ruin it like he did Preacher and The Boys.
I'd like Seth Rogen to be a character in it. Except it's real life and not fiction.

>>208090637
Honestly the Alan Moore “Crossed +100” run, set 100 years after the crossed apocalypse was really good. I’ve seen the 28 years later trailer and I honestly think they might have ripped off some imagery from it.

>>208090637
>you'd have to update it and they need to call people niggers.
Easy there cowboy, we dont want to bring in the wrong audience to our film.

>>208089971
Nice nice nice, fucking NICE.

It's so refreshing to see a legitimate fan of a work get the job adapting it. There's that scene in the beginning of The Sadness where a shopkeeper gets his nose bitten off that was obviously a homage to the same scene at the beginning of Crossed. Looking forward to it.

>>208090637
>There are no good Crossed stories
The original story is a good story and there have been many excellent stories since. Psychopath was great, various Badlands runs were great, Wish You Were Here was excellent, etc etc.

Crossed is good because it's an evolution of the zombie genre, which is something that people somehow seem to miss. We've done all we can with zombies. How do you make zombies scarier? You do what Crossed did: they're still mindless zombies but they retain enough intelligence to understand how to do basic things like tracking someone or using vehicles or weapons. And once they find you they're going to torture and rape you before they eat you.

I dunno, I don't know how someone could like zombies but not like Crossed. They're just super-zombies and any associated edginess is just inherent to the fact that torture and rape are necessary, basic components to the stories.

Yeah... it won't work...

Either he's faithful to the comic, that disgusts the audience to no end, and it'll suck.

Or he cucks himself to please the audience, and it sucks anyway

The project is doomed.

Ennis was never good, the boys is immature, edgy garbage and the rest of his shit only gets worse

>garth ennis
lol

You have to pay me to consume this fag hack's media.

>>208092402
Came here to post this. It will never fucking happen.

>>208090271
The funny thing is while original ones by Ennis are pretty tame in a way compared to the latter ones especially written by Lapham. It was Family Values and Psychopath where the series really relies on gore as shock factor.

>>208092402
>>208092707
Hollywood would never allow it since it is just a visual representation of the Talmud

the comic was complete dogshit

>>208093169
Every single Garth Ennis comic is complete dogshit, even the ones retards tell you are good.

>>208089971
Shittiest edgy thing I've read they've truly run out of ideas

>>208090637
>anti-christian
based christians are nothing but the mindless cattle of the jews

someone post cicle of salt

>>208092402
>>208092707
It already happened, retards. It's called the Sadness

>>208093194
His punishers are good, faggot.

>>208092368
> I don't know how someone could like zombies but not like Crossed

Because good zombie stories use zombies as the pressure that turns the humans of the stories into doing heroic or demonic things. "Powering them up" don't make the stories more interesting unless all you take away from the good Romaro movies is the amazing deaths.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShPsD2kKUeg
Is not going to be topped by someone using a chainsaw as they do it.

>>208090028
I saw this exact same pot on reddit

>>208092402
who is the guy on the right hand side fucking?
theres no one there

How do crossed keep being made if they just dismember all their victims?

>>208093813
>who is the guy on the right hand side fucking?
He's jacking off. Or shoving something into his urethra.
>How do crossed keep being made if they just dismember all their victims?
They don't kill ALL of their victims. Sometimes, they go out of their way to spread the virus by spitting in people's faces or shooting them with bullets laced with their cum. But yeah, the idea of the Crossed all eventually dying out due to having no self-preservation + killing all of their food is eventually addressed

When I realized that /tv/ unironically defends
>Crossed
>The Boys
>Star Wars prequels
>Snyder
And now hates
>Eggers
>Villeneuve
was when I realized that a lot of people on here are legitimately retarded

I've never met a single person in real life who knows what Crossed is and I haven't met single person on the internet who likes Crossed and isn't a total faggot.

>>208089971
Okay, this is EPIC. I love this dude's Great Daena animations. It seems that we are gonna have new animations this year

https://youtu.be/L6TjrwlyuwI

>>208093194
seething grant morrison
stay jelly in your tranny castle while everyone else gets adaptations

>>208093883
when i saw you didn't categorise villepleb in the garbage tray i knew you're retarded

>>208093883
Crossed and Eggers and Snyder are all based

>>208090028
>Unless this is a turnaround refutation of the source material ala Starship Troopers, fuck this movie.
I love how he only strawmans Christianity in his writing, because he knows that his balls will be cut off if he ever equates his beloved rapist zombies to rabbis or Imams.

This comic is one of the most pointless, needlessly edgy, desperate cries for psychiatric help I've ever seen. No wonder this man is an atheist. I read this as well and thought "God really has abandoned him."

>>208093663
Christ is Lord. Those that say otherwise are fags.

>>208089971
Imagine if he did a 'Violence Jack' kino

>>208090028
yeah it's just misery porn

>>208092368
>The original story is a good story
No, it fucking isn't. Is a masturbatory aid for sexual deviants too ashamed to admit they have a problem. And that's clear from how often Ennis married sex and violence together across all of his works. I wouldn't be surprised if he's really worried about law enforcement going down into his basement....nor would I be surprised if you had the same reaction.

>>208094103
Crossed is absolute shit. My God, Snyder is a terrible storyteller when you don't have someone slapping the back of his head, but he's never reached the bottom of the barrel that Ennis has with his work.

>>208094228
Actually it was good because I liked it

>>208093663
>based christians are nothing but the mindless cattle of the jews
>"Cattle of the Jews"
>Literally blasphemes to the faces of the Sanhedrin and the Jews demand he dies for his blasphemy
Are you retarded as a joke or do you just not understand what you wrote?

>>208094285
Well, you are wrong.

>>208094312
Well, I strongly disagree. Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY.

>>208090028
I tried giving it a shot, I really did, but theres zero redeeming factors once you read a few stories. Its the same shit over and over and over again. I fucking hate crossed

>Crossed zombies will draw the line at transphobia and racism
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

There is a mexicsn comic called "Historia de Presidios" that makes crosed looo like baby shit

>>208092368
>Crossed is good because it's an evolution of the zombie genre, which is something that people somehow seem to miss. We've done all we can with zombies. How do you make zombies scarier? You do what Crossed did: they're still mindless zombies but they retain enough intelligence to understand how to do basic things like tracking someone or using vehicles or weapons.
Oh....so, "The Crazies."

>>208090028
>>208093564
I take it you don't read manga?
It's funny how people bitch about Crossed, when japs did way more disgusting and stupid shit, it got accolades, yet everyone is fine with that.

>>208089971
will they cast paul bettany

>>208095514
Crossed is another evolution of that though, because not only can the zombies use weapons, but now they rape and torture you. That automatically adds another dimension to the stakes. You absolutely can't let them get their hands on you

Did anyone else discover Crossed from Grezzo 2? Good times

>>208095561
That's just the same as the crazies except the use their genitals along with violence.

It's mad how half the point of Crossed is about tribalism and shit (specifically football) because Ennis didn't understand English football fans and their love of PROPA FOOTIE. Yeah yeah he grew up in Northern Ireland and had to deal with angry paddies trying to blow everybody up so he was interested by tribalism and shit like that but he doesn't show this enough in Crossed and instead relies on grossout shit. It doesn't even go particularly bad. Like kids can die, but you can only imply sex, can't show it (meanwhile Morrison does Lost Girls and nobody cares) and you gotta have more invented deaths and gimmicks. OK you gotta sell it and all. But if the film doesn't get across the fundamental 'we're all humans and it's pretty retarded we all hate each other or incite conflict over really fucking dumb shit' then it's just going to be a pointless gorefest and The Terrifier does that already.

punisher max is the only good thing that hack ennis has ever done

>>208096066
I've only seen the remake. Do the Crazies torture you in the original?

>>208089971
Goodness, Ennis needs a good toothbrush

shan't be watching thx

>>208096355
https://youtu.be/da_3F4NvVxI?si=9OfwjEk5vwly9czc

>>208092402
I really couldn't imagine them putting anything like this in a live action movie without turning it into a comedy. It's already stupid enough on paper. Like with Terrifier it knows it borders on being a comedy and embraces that, but here it's supposed to be more serious and scary and its just too over the top.

They'll probably sugarcoat it by not showing this sort of stuff, but its best left to the imagination of the audience anyway which is more scary than having to watch violent gay sex.

>>208089971

Crossed is edgy for the sake of edgy. There's really not a lot too it.

>>208096364
That isn't Ennis, retard. That's Rob Jabbaz.

>>208096496
Hey, I know you're too busy fucking your blood relatives, but maybe pay attention next time, because the clip I used was demonstrating how they intentionally tortured people.

>>208090028
You sound like a fag.

>>208095531
>It's funny how people bitch about Crossed

Really? The whole point of the disease was that people's inhibitions and morality was completely removed, and became obsessed with doing immoral and/or unethical things that would otherwise either get them punished for or killed on sight, like turning dead infants into flip flops, incest that's followed by necrophilia, using some dude's ballsack as a necklace, not paying taxes, actually paying taxes, nuking a nuclear power plant so it also turns the whole immediate and fallout area into an uninhabitable wasteland, giving birth and then eating your newborn baby, it's just ridiculous violence that's extremely unrealistic in possibility.

No one has the fucking balls to make a live-action movie showing shit like that, someone might have the balls to make an animated cartoon movie depicting shit like that, but it's still too fucked up and ridiculous.

>>208096533
>but maybe pay attention next time
Perhaps you should take your own advice because you clearly replied to the wrong person. Like a fucking retard.

>>208093101
>it is just a visual representation of the Talmud

Really? How fucked up is it really?

>>208096543

It's a weird faggot bugman attitude that thinks when all societal pressure is removed that people will start eating babies and other weird shit. He projects his own sickness on everyone else.

But you're right that the movie is impossible to make. Either they pull their punches and make generic zombie slop, or they stay true to the comic and end up with a ridiculous movie that gets banned.

>>208094103
>Snyder
SAAR SAAAR YOU ARE NOUMBER WAN SAR!

>>208096620
It actually might have been possible to make an animated cartoon movie of Crossed back in the 1990s or maybe the early 2000s, but way too many pussies and snowflakes exist right now so it won't be true to the comics. And there's barely any psychopaths in the world who would enjoy it either, and the rest will just stick to the crowd and say no.

>>208090637
excuse me they may be infected with the evil virus that makes them evil but racism is OVER the line!!!

>>208093194
This one was good except for the giant pitbull with the ass licking human slave
Ennis just can't help himself

>>208096663
Great post, you're an idiot

>>208089971
No
>HORSE
>COCK
no pay

>>208096620
In the LORE™, every person who gets the Crossed virus sees vivid visions of the Holocaust and other historical atrocities, and that's what eventually drives them into replicating those atrocities. So that's what Ennis is trying to say with the whole "human minus society equal baby rapist" angle, that we all have a Dirlewanger inside of us

>>208096620
>when all societal pressure is removed that people will start eating babies
Removing social pressure is exactly what leads to degeneracy and apathy. There needs to be a looming threat of punishment otherwise the normie masses WILL go full retard.

>>208096941

That's complete bullshit and you know it.

>>208097007

And let me guess you are the one to make those rules

>>208090028
>Unless this is a turnaround refutation of the source material ala Starship Troopers, fuck this movie.
How is refuting fascism a good thing?

>>208097048
Yes, you're too dumb to act normal.

>>208097024
I don't know, man. You see shit like the Rape of Nanjing or the murder of Emmett Till and you remember the guys who did this were just normal people. I feel like we're all theoretically capable of snapping

>>208097172
That's just the DMT elves up to their old tricks
>My friend said that the elves were making a machine and they turned around saw him and they said hey look the (n-word) is back
>The most chilling experience reported so far invokes the powerful imagery of the slain Emmet Till. “I was surrounded by the elves, and they all started chanting ‘Emmett Till,'” the trip report began. “I later learned that Emmett Till was a Black man accused of harassing a white girl in the 1950s. I had never heard of this story before, being a Black man who grew up in a white school district. Then, the elves started to rush me and they all picked me up and started chanting the n-word while carrying me. The elves threw me down a black hole and I continued to fall for around 10 minutes until my trip ended.”

>>208097294
Lel. White people don't season they DMT trips

>>208090271
At first sure, but it also becomes so played out and predictable that it all sort of blends into the background, you hardly notice it, and so your awareness inevitably drifts toward how shitty the writing is, especially the in shit like Badlands. The whole thing sort of becomes an exercise of pairing the worst writing England as to offer with the worst art South American can produce.

The edginess of the Boys, while less, doesn't lose its shock value quite as fast cause it is mixed in with a bunch of different storylines and a consistent enough set of characters that it can't blow its load by killing off the whole cast every 5 issues.

>>208090637
>There are no good Crossed stories
From what I remember Wish You Were Here was pretty good. Some of the shorter stories were also pretty solid like the one where a U.S. military group fly across the United States shutting off nuclear power plants and then killing off the scientists afterwards so they couldn't get infected, patient zero being found in the UK and being detained by the government while society slowly collapses, and perhaps a few others like the sewer people and the fat black kid hiding on the tower or whatever but those first two I found to be interesting and entertaining.
A lot of it is pretty damn awful though yeah

>>208090028
You sound like a chad.

>>208090258
The first season of The Boys completely mogs the comic in terms of style and content, but it drove off a cliff very fast.

>The Sadness was directed by a Canadian
Deleted it from my Plex

>Ennis kino announced
>no mini series anthology in the style of black mirror based on War Stories

Why should I keep on living

>>208093663
> Christians worship Jesus
> Jesus pissed the Jews off so bad that they murdered him
> "Mindless cattle of the Jews."

Anon...

>>208089971
oh great. if the boys is anything to go off i'm sure the limp wristed champagne socialists that write the show wont shy away from showing a man fuck a dolphin to death, but will start dry heaving at the thought of someone saying "nigger", as they think racism is one of the most morally egregious sins you could ever commit.

>>208093194
Hitman is really good, but that's mostly because he got as many restrictions as possible, it's still pretty outrageous for a non Vertigo mainline DC comic

they better get this scene right

>>208090637
>crossed saying nigger
honestly this would improve things immensely.

how is this thread still up?

>>208095536
I saw that flick at a free screening and still felt ripped off. Even sneaking in nips of booze didn't help.

>>208098866
Hahaha horse cock!

>>208098992
Fuck off, wannabe janny.

>>208099047
I actually just found that while searching for a jpg of a cover and got a chuckle.

>>208095531
Even the shittiest guro doujins have better plots and gore scenes than crossed, the only notable thing coming from those comics is the horsecock "meme"

>>208097172
You can see how fucked up things "normal" people can do with proper brainwash

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacres_of_Poles_in_Volhynia_and_Eastern_Galicia

>>208096543
I have no qualms with your post, but I have no idea why you "you"'d me.
I was just saying that anons always whine about how Crossed is stupid shit made solely for edge, while manga like God's Child, which doesn't even try to make any statement, doesn't have even a superficial veneer of message, is completely fine.

>>208090271
the fucking source material of The Boys makes the adaptation look like chicken shit.

>>208099282
True but that's two (and only two) things that this faggot hack can do right: gore and violence.

>>208099118
No, you are retarded weeb and as majority of Westerners here have this self-hating penchant.
Such things as "Panorama of Hell" or "An Inquiry Concerning the Mechanistic World View of the Pituitary Gland" are senseless shlock with nothing behind them but edgy concepts.
But I take it you don't know what you're talking about anyway and won't be able to come up with any examples yourself.

>>208099282
the tv show is actually better, though.

>>208099372
Well yeah but they were talking about edgelord bullshit, esllord

>dude, if everyone was like, true to himself, he would kill and then rape children and then have sex with his own mother and make her pregnant, and like, eat the child as he took a shit in the mouth of a corpse as he sings a church hymn, because, like, this is human nature
if crossed happened irl people would just jerk off in their room all day eating fast food and drinking beer

>>208099390
I don't care.

>>208099410
>if crossed happened irl people would just jerk off in their room all day eating fast food and drinking beer
i think you accidentally described modern day first world countries

>>208099324
I have a huge soft spot for the little potato nigger because i also love gore, cynical writing, matter of fact/no nonsense characters and edgy dialogue. I also hate super heroes. So by default anything this guy writes, unless it's T rated, is at least fine(like his ww2 shit, i just can't get into) if not good(jennifer blood) or great(team red, punisher etc.).

>>208099372
Comparing the TV show to the comic is like comparing the madtv skit of the Sopranos to the HBO show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCoylUdQDuM

A pale imitation. It's simply not worth watching.

>>208099074
With this picture does this mean that people who were infected with the virus got on the plane as normal, then while flying they turned into Crossed and started going berserk? How does this even work? When you have the virus do you turn instantly or does it take a bit? If it takes a bit, how did so many of them get on the plane and turn at the same time and if it's instant how did they get there in the first place?

>>208099462
>Comparing the TV show to the comic is like comparing the madtv skit of the Sopranos to the HBO show
yeah, the comic is inferior in every way (unless you count bad art and terrible dialogue as a positive)

>ennis
>good
>fine
>great
loooool

>>208099522
please understand that the average ennis fanboy has the mental maturity of a ten year old and is easily fascinated by rape, death and bad words. he also hates capeshit but also loves capeshitters as long as they don't call themselves capeshitters and kill people with guns

>>208099344
>>208095531
>>208099237
Why are you being such a nigger you dumb stupid ape monkey gorilla nigger?
Also God's Child is one of the worst examples you could pick to make your case. Unique artstyle, character study, meditation on pure evil / sociopathy vs nurture. Next time pick something like Dead Tube to reference as excessive edge with no point. Actually no, next time kill yourself instead of posting you stupid negroid.

>>208099488
>>208099522
>>208099561
>maturity of a teenager and is easily fascinated by rape, death and bad words. he also hates capeshit but also loves capeshitters as long as they don't call themselves capeshitters and kill people with guns

When it comes to entertainment, absolutely and i don't mind owning that.

i don't think ten year olds would enjoy those things.

>>208095531
>I take it you don't read manga?
>It's funny how people bitch about Crossed, when japs did way more disgusting and stupid shit, it got accolades, yet everyone is fine with that.

I hated Crossed because the protagonist was a pretentious self-insert and the universe was full of rape and gore porn, but the ultimate crime was still racism.

>>208099463
No one really knows how it started. Heavily hinted it may be supernatural. There were multiple "patient zeros" that cropped up all over the world at the same time, but initially the just spread a low-grade less intense version of the virus (infected had more control, no cross on face), then when it, seemingly, reached a kind of critical mass it fully matured and popped off all at once everywhere.

>>208089971
There's no way they can adapt this to screen, it's so gory and fucked up.p

I'm a total gore hound so let's fucking do it.

>>208096431
You're right that does look really dumb when shown with real people.

>>208099038
XD

>>208090637
>There are no good Crossed stories
I liked the serial killer rapist one and the one where some poor shmuck ends up serving the big crossed guy.

>>208099410
BRO AND AT THE END OF THE SONG

IT WAS HIS MOM BRO

>>208090637
>"its full of early internet atheist shit"
>theres no way he's going to unironically suggest the crossed should be saying nigger
>"THATS WHY THE CROSSED SHOULD BE SAYING NIGGER AND KIKE LIKE CMON PEOPLE THATS REAL EDGY AND NOT THAT SAFE EDGY GARBAGE"

i hate how predictable this place is sometimes

>>208090637
i think normally id agree but these days pissing off trad larpers who worship a jew sounds funnier than just imitating a mw2 lobby