went on that mirror grind but got deaura'd the moment i went up to bro :skull:

>>208089077
Made a guy pick up his dog shit and said ok I'll wait to make sure he did it.
Not sure if it's Artie but it's one of them for sure

>>208090040
fucking narc

One time my sister bf hit her and a couple weeks later it was all swept under the rug but not for me. So next time I see him at a family event I go up to him and just stared him down and just smiled, he kept saying things like "what? Do something then pussy!" And I just kept smiling and eventually walked off. My sister got mad at me and was like "why do all that when you're not even gonna do anything"

>>208090083
Fuck off I'm not stepping on or smelling dog shit in public so these fags are going to be made to pick up after themselves. I bet you don't put your shopping carts in the corrals either, nigger?

>>208089077
the way you two are lookin at each other, we're gonna need to put a high chair here pretty soon...

>>208090089
Most women are perfect embodiment of idiocy derived from knowing they're largely immune from physical retribution no matter what they do. That's why they end up putting their men into awkward situations.

That time when I got rejected by all the beautiful women I wanted to be with.

The only difference is that I hadn’t a hot wife at home waiting for me.

>>208090621
Sad

>>208089077
When I beat the shit out of one of the main characters of doogie houser md

I hired a girl because she was hot but clearly did not want to fuck me at all

>>208089077
I shidded and comed. I shidded and farded and pissed and comed

I married my best friend's sloppy seconds

>>208090089
You did do something though, you got in his head. Probably still there too. Mental midgets cant grasp the concept of passive action.

When I had to describe the Joker 2 movie to my frens

I cooked 3 dishes for Christmas
Focaccia, ragu alla bolognese and cannoli

I once fingered Meadow Soprano in 2005. My fingers smelled like kimchi.

>>208089077
>got a bad food review
>the waitress I’m hitting on has the sweets for a customer
>grab my rifle and threaten to shoot him
>can’t do it, piss my pants and cry instead
>threaten to kill myself
>customer hooks me up with some whore down at the local stripclub
Everything went better than expected.

>>208090178
>cart narc
not my job faggot lmao

>>208089077
I beat up a manlet while calling him a "greasy motherfuckin' meatball"