Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:56:28 | 48 comments | 8 images | đź”’ Locked
>Hey dude, you missed a spot
>I got it, just a little sodium chloride!
>I got it, just a little sodium chloride!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:59:02 No.208086696
>nigga you
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:59:57 No.208086718
Carl was right about Jimmy's mom.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:02:44 No.208086768
>>208086643
>listen here, Jimster, we all know you’re smart and all, but you’re apparently not smart enough to know that the colloquial term for sodium chloride is table salt. And yes, technically it’s just one type of salt, but every other type is unfit for human consumption so you using niche jargon outs you as a pretentious faggot.
>listen here, Jimster, we all know you’re smart and all, but you’re apparently not smart enough to know that the colloquial term for sodium chloride is table salt. And yes, technically it’s just one type of salt, but every other type is unfit for human consumption so you using niche jargon outs you as a pretentious faggot.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:20:27 No.208087074
>>208086718
what did he mean by this?
what did he mean by this?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:26:13 No.208087188
>>208086768
>Actually I have autism, which is a federally protected characteristic, and referring to "table salt" as "sodium chloride" helps me keep my head in check because otherwise I would obsess that you might think I was going to use a different kind of salt, like lead sulphate, and then you might think I was trying to create a health hazard. To rectify this possibility, I clarified exactly what I meant. I apologise if my specificity in an attempt to avoid ambiguity has somehow upset you.
>Actually I have autism, which is a federally protected characteristic, and referring to "table salt" as "sodium chloride" helps me keep my head in check because otherwise I would obsess that you might think I was going to use a different kind of salt, like lead sulphate, and then you might think I was trying to create a health hazard. To rectify this possibility, I clarified exactly what I meant. I apologise if my specificity in an attempt to avoid ambiguity has somehow upset you.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:32:49 No.208087321
Jimmy Neutron walked so Sheen's Planet could run.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:56:14 No.208087829
>>208087188
*puts a fucking bullet in the back of Jimmy's head, obliterating his brain*
Not smart enough to dodge bullets, apparently.
*spits on Jimmy's corpse*
*goes to Jimmy's parents' house & DP's his mom*
*puts a fucking bullet in the back of Jimmy's head, obliterating his brain*
Not smart enough to dodge bullets, apparently.
*spits on Jimmy's corpse*
*goes to Jimmy's parents' house & DP's his mom*
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:00:34 No.208087932
>>208087188
>bro i dunno what "autimism" is, but you didn't tell me you had some kind of contagious disease when we hired you, you're fired bro
>bro i dunno what "autimism" is, but you didn't tell me you had some kind of contagious disease when we hired you, you're fired bro
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:01:35 No.208087961
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:04:12 No.208088014
>>208086768
That's a pretty fucked up thing to say to some kid.
That's a pretty fucked up thing to say to some kid.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:06:28 No.208088062
>"smart" character is a retard who uses big words
As a kid with an expansive vocabulary, this always chafed me.
As a kid with an expansive vocabulary, this always chafed me.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:07:55 No.208088094
>>208088062
if jimmy is terrible with people how the fuck did a kid his age get the raw materials required to make some of his bullshit nonsense?
if jimmy is terrible with people how the fuck did a kid his age get the raw materials required to make some of his bullshit nonsense?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:09:30 No.208088134
>>208088062
Indubitably. Quite a perturbing and mournful experience.
Indubitably. Quite a perturbing and mournful experience.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:10:53 No.208088166
>>208088134
Personally, I find it shallow and pedantic
Personally, I find it shallow and pedantic
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:12:45 No.208088217
you could have saved them, jimbo
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:13:28 No.208088230
>>208088217
the pizza is aggressive
the pizza is aggressive
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:47:10 No.208089056
>>208088094
probably dumpster dived for them, the real question is how was his house not being swarmed by feds 24/7
probably dumpster dived for them, the real question is how was his house not being swarmed by feds 24/7
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:48:01 No.208089076
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:48:41 No.208089095
MORE TIME
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:48:59 No.208089110
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:50:29 No.208089148
>>208086643
Skeeter is wrong for trying to correct him and dumb him down to normie levels, when he should be inventing everything he can so his retarded ass can live a comfier life off the labor of others. Arrogance is everyone's undoing
Skeeter is wrong for trying to correct him and dumb him down to normie levels, when he should be inventing everything he can so his retarded ass can live a comfier life off the labor of others. Arrogance is everyone's undoing
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:52:31 No.208089188
>>208086768
Parents never sit down and explain to you why your speech behavior is wrong in terms you’ll understand they always just yell at you.
Parents never sit down and explain to you why your speech behavior is wrong in terms you’ll understand they always just yell at you.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:55:06 No.208089237
>>208087829
Based
Based
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:56:18 No.208089267
>>208087074
Exactly what you think he meant
Exactly what you think he meant
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:57:35 No.208089299
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:59:36 No.208089336
>>208089110
Jimmys dad obviously
Jimmys dad obviously
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:00:28 No.208089357
>>208088062
You should. You finally conceded that you're not actually smart. Kek.
You should. You finally conceded that you're not actually smart. Kek.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:03:21 No.208089441
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:06:36 No.208089511
>>208089076
cry
cry
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:38:43 No.208090138
>>208087188
>The problem, the thing you are referring to is more than sodium chloride. This is iodised table salt, in addition to sodium chloride contains potassium iodate alongside anti-caking agents. So not only are you being pretentious using scientific terminology in a social enviroment, you're straight up wrong.
>The problem, the thing you are referring to is more than sodium chloride. This is iodised table salt, in addition to sodium chloride contains potassium iodate alongside anti-caking agents. So not only are you being pretentious using scientific terminology in a social enviroment, you're straight up wrong.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:43:02 No.208090227
>>208090138
how do we respond jimmybros
how do we respond jimmybros
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:43:50 No.208090245
>>208086643
>5 syllable jargon in place of a common monosyllabic word Jim? Seems a tad inefficient to me...
>5 syllable jargon in place of a common monosyllabic word Jim? Seems a tad inefficient to me...
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:55:09 No.208090498
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:01:15 No.208090636
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:08:50 No.208090794
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Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:11:58 No.208090874
>>208089188
had a lot of that. mum also took down all my baby photos over the house, put everything i owned in garbage bags except for some clothes, took away my house key to promote me socializing, took away the internet, which made socializing harder. All this after moving to a new town in my senior year, so it's already hard to make new friends because everyones either been together since kindergarten so they dont want new friends, or they're moving to the city, so don't have time. My life was like this for 2 years until i snapped and called my mom a cunt, she kicked me out.
years after, we reunited, i went home to help around the house while she fought cancershes fine it was very treatable her newest husband absolutely hated me though and threw a sissy fit that if i dont move out, he's leaving, so my mom kicked me out again, but also expected me to stay in-town and rent the hotel because there's no apartments.
I haven't talked to her in a long time.
had a lot of that. mum also took down all my baby photos over the house, put everything i owned in garbage bags except for some clothes, took away my house key to promote me socializing, took away the internet, which made socializing harder. All this after moving to a new town in my senior year, so it's already hard to make new friends because everyones either been together since kindergarten so they dont want new friends, or they're moving to the city, so don't have time. My life was like this for 2 years until i snapped and called my mom a cunt, she kicked me out.
years after, we reunited, i went home to help around the house while she fought cancer
I haven't talked to her in a long time.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:20:28 No.208091060
>>208090498
t. seething + mogged retard (You)
t. seething + mogged retard (You)
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:26:17 No.208091174
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Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:31:59 No.208091294
>>208090636
I am now noticing mexicos massive social change and abandonment of their colonial history was pushed by commie jews
>Rivera wrote in 1935: "My Jewishness is the dominant element in my life", despite never being raised practicing any Jewish faith, Rivera felt his Jewish ancestry informed his art and gave him "sympathy with the downtrodden masses"
im nooooticing
I am now noticing mexicos massive social change and abandonment of their colonial history was pushed by commie jews
>Rivera wrote in 1935: "My Jewishness is the dominant element in my life", despite never being raised practicing any Jewish faith, Rivera felt his Jewish ancestry informed his art and gave him "sympathy with the downtrodden masses"
im nooooticing
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:35:16 No.208091357
Post your top 3 Jimmy Neutron episode
1. The one where the try to sneak into Retroland at night to see the Phantom
2. The one where the pants attack
3. The one where they get super powers
1. The one where the try to sneak into Retroland at night to see the Phantom
2. The one where the pants attack
3. The one where they get super powers
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:36:32 No.208091383
I agree with Carl, I also wanted to face fuck Mrs. Newtron until her makeup ran down her face.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:40:37 No.208091459
>>208091357
wasnt the phantom from the movie?
my top 3 that i always hoped were showing, definitely gotta be
1.sleepover pizza monster
scared the fuck outta me
2.the episode where jimmy turns into purple goop at the end
was that the pants episode? he had to run fast
3. is a tie with the hamster episode/the mini movie with beautiful-gorgeous because i thought she was hot.
wasnt the phantom from the movie?
my top 3 that i always hoped were showing, definitely gotta be
1.sleepover pizza monster
scared the fuck outta me
2.the episode where jimmy turns into purple goop at the end
was that the pants episode? he had to run fast
3. is a tie with the hamster episode/the mini movie with beautiful-gorgeous because i thought she was hot.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:41:38 No.208091470
>>208091383
its Neutron you retard.
its Neutron you retard.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:46:52 No.208091575
>>208091470
still fucking your mom jimmy
still fucking your mom jimmy
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:49:02 No.208091634
>>208091575
Hugh's huge. You gotta have a knee-slapper if you think you got a shot.
Hugh's huge. You gotta have a knee-slapper if you think you got a shot.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:10:16 No.208092040
>>208090227
I fucked Ted
I fucked Ted