Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:44:47 | 78 comments | 13 images
Jesus_is_coming.._Look_Busy_(George_Carlin)
>These WHITE BANKERS think their expense accounts entitle them to fuck his art up the ass! He had to spend 10 years to learn how to make the tamago.
>The egg.
>THE EGG!
>*audience starts hootering and hollering*
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:45:22 No.208084260
>>208084253
The original sjw, funny how boomers idolize this guy
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:48:22 No.208084318
>>208084253
>whole act is "white people bad"
>moves from New York to Aspen
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:10:52 No.208084685
>>208084253
Glad to see more people dunking on him.
Sadly he was very influential especially for millennials growing up during the Bush Jr era
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:13:19 No.208084723
>>208084253
>>208084260
>>208084318
He never said that.
>>208084685
What's sad about it?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:14:10 No.208084740
>>208084253
>It's a biiiiiig tamago
>And they're not teaching you how to make it!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:20:16 No.208084846
ifccenter
>What kinda fuckin cockadoodle cocksucking motherfucker goes to a sushi-ya and puts the ginger ON the fuckin' sushi roll?
>It's there to cleanse the palate you dumb motherfucker!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:21:44 No.208084874
1733958254538224
>Glad to see more people dunking on him.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:22:56 No.208084891
>>208084685
its just the same guy, over and over. endlessly screaming into the void.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:24:09 No.208084909
1690102865031455
Carlin ruined stand-up and convinced comedians that they deserved to be soapbox populists shouting about issues they don't understand or even have a solution for.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:24:25 No.208084919
>>208084253
GeorgeC sucks
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:25:10 No.208084934
>>208084909
>ummm if you're not a chef why are you saying the food tastes like shit?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:25:26 No.208084944
>>208084891
Cram it POOFTER
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:25:40 No.208084952
d52
>>208084874
His followers repeat his arguments but they clearly lack sth to really sell it to people like he did in the 2000s
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:26:25 No.208084959
Conservative comedians got their entire schtick from this guy but endlessly bitch about him
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:26:27 No.208084963
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:28:06 No.208084984
>>208084253
His work has more in common with a ted talk than it does a comedy special.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:28:26 No.208084991
>>208084934
In that comparison, George Carlin would be the chef that focuses entirely on presentation and artistry during the meal and doesn't care at all about making tasty or filling food. A chef making real food is like a comedian making real jokes, that's all fine. Anything that results in laughs is fine, it's when comedians do bits to generate applause that it becomes a serious problem. And Carlin went up there looking for applause, not laughs.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:30:25 No.208085031
>>208084984
maybe you're just humorless
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:30:57 No.208085038
>>208084959
>You know what really grinds my gears? STRIP MALLS!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:31:24 No.208085048
>>208085031
humor is overrated
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:33:25 No.208085080
>>208084991
No nigger. The faggot I was replying to implied Carlin had to be a hero to talk about social issue
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:33:38 No.208085083
>>208084959
Conservatives don't do stand-up
There are barely any cons in the entertainment industry. Your guess why that's the case.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:35:24 No.208085123
>>208085083
Conservatives get Netflix specials, liberals get late night TV
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:35:58 No.208085136
>>208085080
ESLs please leave this website, you're not wanted here. That's not what I said.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:36:06 No.208085145
>>208085031
I’ve seen all his specials. All he does is swear and take the easiest boomer potshots at social ills. And it’s not a new>old thing, Dangerfield mogs.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:37:05 No.208085169
>>208085136
>typo = ESL
Smartest "Carlin bad" tranny, everyone
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:38:48 No.208085206
>>208085169
Carlin was pro-trans, lol
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:40:07 No.208085229
>>208085206
He still wouldn't think you're a woman. Cope
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:40:07 No.208085230
>>208085206
The closest he was to being homophobic was calling Republican closeted homos
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:41:01 No.208085250
>>208085230
He called all politicians homos and didn't care about party.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:42:16 No.208085269
>>208084253
Carlin on Andrew dice clay:
>…comedy traditionally has picked on people in power, people who abuse their power. Women and gays and immigrants are kind of, to my way of thinking, underdog[s]. And, you know, he ought to be careful, because he’s Jewish. And a lot of people who want to pick on these kind of groups, the Jews are on that list. A little further you’ve got women, gays, gypsies and boom, boom, boom, and suddenly you find the Jews
>I think his core audience are young, white males who are threatened by these groups. I think a lot of these guys aren’t sure of their manhood, because that’s a problem when you’re going through adolescence. You know, ‘Am I really, could I be, I hope I’m not one of them.’ And the women who assert themselves and are competent are a threat to these men, and so are immigrants in terms of jobs
Sorry chuds, but this guy would not be on your side in the current year
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:42:29 No.208085274
f14fb9848c31c272f1b208ac0f892c957c5145a604e82d86aa0fc210a93b3616
>You're gaslighting me!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:43:20 No.208085288
>>208085269
Do chuds even like George Carlin?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:46:15 No.208085331
>>208084685
I used to admire him until I read his autobiography. What a sack of human garbage. Big hypocrite, too
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:47:16 No.208085354
>>208085230
Based and accurate but a still don't like him
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:51:29 No.208085422
>>208085288
No but that doesn't stop libshits from straw manning hard
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:53:20 No.208085458
>>208085269
>Sorry chuds, but this guy would not be on your side in the current year

I'm fine with that. You can keep this insufferable faggot.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:01:09 No.208085602
1705441049305711
>>208085288
>>208085422
>>208085458
Poor chuds. Everything you thought was on your side, hates you and your bigotry.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:06:36 No.208085704
>>208085602
Chuds are literally incapable of understanding irony
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:12:56 No.208085814
so jews are officially white?
captcha:x0kkk
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:15:27 No.208085851
>jokes about blacks
>said nigger on stage
>jokes about muslims
>joked about jews
>jokes about feminists
>jokes about gays
Its no wonder muslims, jews, feminists, gays and various shades of brown people are peeved enough to make daily Carlin hate threads.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:22:52 No.208085986
>>208085602
>>208085704
Samefag

No one watches that slop except libshits
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:25:04 No.208086031
>>208084253
is this a BILLIONS reference..
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:25:56 No.208086047
>>208085602
You lost.

Cry for the next 4 years
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:30:25 No.208086124
>>208086047
Agree saar
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:33:08 No.208086174
>>208086124
Cry more tranny
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:36:23 No.208086225
1712805904074793
>>208086174
Yes saar trains will redeem tears once I arrive with H1B
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:37:34 No.208086251
>>208086225
Lol tranny mad they can't get their bootleg hrt anymore.

4 more years of this
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:41:41 No.208086344
1723502906177
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:27:43 No.208087216
>>208084919
kek, it's kino!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:33:49 No.208087341
>>208084253
Watch Wyatt Stagg videos
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:12:34 No.208088215
rockin'
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:28:10 No.208088575
GeorgeCarlin
>some fuckin assholes think they can walk into an establishment like this and dip the sushi roll INTO the fuckin onions sauce!
>its precisely sauced, you dumb motherfucker!
>it dont need no cocksuckin motherfuckin piece of shit eatin onions bath!
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:29:34 No.208088606
>>208084253
A cuckold pig who died alone. Shit colored blood, shit colored soul.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:42:59 No.208088949
What if there were no hypothetical questions
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:45:08 No.208088999
1714615138986754
>CUNT
>SHIT
>FUCK
>ASS
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:46:10 No.208089026
1726037720378324
>MOIST
>POO
>VAGINA
>PENIS
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:46:52 No.208089043
>>208086225
Why do people keep repeating the H1B shit when everything to come out of the white house since inaugeration is some permutation of "all immigration fucking stops," why do you do it?

Is it so that you'll be more humiliated later when it doesn't happen? Is it some kind of double bluff to make people angrier? Is it a very inept attempt at blackpilling?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:48:23 No.208089083
>>208086124
That you lost? Because Vivek just got exiled to fucking Ohio. His political career is over. The Punjabis managed to squander a century of being the least offensive minority in less than 24 hours, and the people upstairs were listening.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:48:40 No.208089093
>>208086225
this webm always makes me sad, poor pradesh didn't know that white people don't know doraemon
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:49:39 No.208089129
>>208084253
Everything was controlled by WASP's in his time
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:53:53 No.208089214
He was funny and insightful. His comedy was salient at a completely different time in America when everything was controlled by white guys and Americans were eating margarine and building McMansions and going to war with Muslims for no reason. We are all wiser because of people like him, so now his comedy seems tired and cliché.

If you can't laugh at funny, then you are no better than a blue-haired SJW lefty cunt who gets offended when you say retard.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:59:46 No.208089340
WHITE
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:01:26 No.208089378
>>208085083
people just dont appreciate screaming nigger over and over into a microphone
its to high brow comedy for uneducated liberals
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:06:12 No.208089498
Screenshot_20250122_160438_YouTube
If you can't laugh at one of the funniest comedians ever because he makes fun of White people then you are a humorless faggot like picrel
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:11:51 No.208089613
>>208085269
>YOUR ALWAYS THREATENED WHICH IS WHY WE LITERALLY HAVE TO MANDATE NIGGERS SPICS WOMEN FAGS AND EVERY OTHER PIECE OF SHIT A SEAT AT THE TABLE BECAUSE WHITE MEN ARE FRAGILE
where do retards like this get these ideas
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:21:33 No.208089779
>>208089703
i know but how do they simultaneously hold the idea that white men are somehow evil super racists that have locked minorities out of opportunities while at the same time calling them fragile
i dont understand how those can be congruent stances
are we either so competent that we have made a completely exclusive racial system that we oppress everyone in or are we insecure bumbling losers that are one penis away from being the biggest homosexuals on earth?
I just dont see it as a consistent and understandable narrative
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:24:38 No.208089832
>>208084253
He was great for the time and I respect that he was able to speak his mind unfiltered by political correctness even though I disagree with a lot of what he says, but I don’t think his intended audience remembers him too fondly.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:18:37 No.208091016
bumo
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:26:08 No.208091172
While I don't hate Carlin (Place For My Stuff is funny), anyone who ever mindlessly quoted his trite summation of the "American Dream" should be crucified.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:11:44 No.208092067
>>208089779
I believe in their narrative in a sense that there are two sides of this society we live in. The reality that we live in, and the corporate-hollywood reality that these celebrities live in. Now to us normal people we (used) to live in a merit based society that would reward people based on merit on not skin color, and these hollywood drones live in a world the inverse of that. But as the decades passed by and these hollywood-corporate drones slowly and surely continued poisoning society with (((their))) culture of the world and how things work in (((their))) culture. It's reached a boiling point to where the people living in reality are starting to see they've been gaslit into believing that hollywood-corporate drone culture is the same as the reality we live in.
So these 'Evil White Males' that these celebs/corporate drones shit-talk about could have actually existed before that power present in their industries were eventually usurped by Jews and the diversity crew by playing the race card.
Ф AFC Dude (s4s US 𒀵𒐳 Champ) !!IpzTaS2iXFT 01/22/25(Wed)19:13:57 No.208092108
Just an opinion, but...anyone who hates on (or even fails to simply appreciate) GC was either born after the year 2004 (because, believe it or not, those '04 babies will be full grown adults this year!) or just can not / will not understand genuine humor if it slapped 'em in the face.

I was born in 1994 and both my parents absolutely loved GC, and so do I because they understood genuine realistic humor.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:17:37 No.208093227
>>208092108
It's all underage b& born after 2011.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:19:33 No.208093259
>>208085031
>SHIT FUCK CUNT PUSSY ASS BITCH SHIT BALLS
LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOO I'M DYING
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:48:11 No.208093839
>>208093259
o i am laffin.exe
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:51:49 No.208093921
1707320973314108
>>208085704
True. Also, why can't chuds understand literature as well?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:52:08 No.208095141
>>208093921
if leftoids weren't gay and lame, maybe i could be one. Alas.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:54:43 No.208095179
>>208084909
HOLY FUCKING THIS