Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:56:59 | 119 comments | 36 images | đź”’ Locked
Stalker_poster
post the most reddit movie you can think of
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:58:21 No.208082541
>>208082523
Ready Player One. Peak reddit soiennial nostalgiabait.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)10:58:44 No.208082548
ttol
Can be swapped out for any Malick flick to be honest.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:00:39 No.208082575
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:15:03 No.208082793
>>208082523
>>208082548
>>208082575
>Christian cinema
>Reddit
get off your contrarian fumes
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:16:05 No.208082813
>>208082793
Tarkovsky wasn't a Christian.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:16:34 No.208082817
MV5BNGMxMDRhMjItMDNlZi00MDIzLWE5MDQtODljMDQ3MWM1Y2E4XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_
This
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:18:31 No.208082853
>>208082793
Christianity is the reddit of religion.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:18:56 No.208082861
>>208082523
>uses reddit as a slur
>doesn't realize 4chan is an even bigger cesspool, Xitter tier or worse
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:19:02 No.208082863
>>208082817
>able to hit tall buildings
Nice
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:19:14 No.208082866
>>208082813
>t. pr*testant
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:20:19 No.208082891
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:21:01 No.208082907
>>208082861
4chan isn't a cesspool anymore, it's more like a retirement home for ageing millennials, with a few resident shitposters and bots. Twitter is far worse now.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:22:50 No.208082936
sorry-to-bother-you
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:25:26 No.208082986
>>208082866
He was a pseud first and foremost. I've never seen a review of Stalker that could properly analyze the movie's themes. It's undecipherable, impenetrable.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:26:54 No.208083007
>>208082523
You're favorite movie
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:29:16 No.208083051
IMG_2481
>>208082793
Oh, the ironing.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:30:30 No.208083071
>>208082986
>i have only seen retards who are not getting Stalker / i am a retard who does not get Stalker and therefore i disagree with people who do get it
>this is Tarkovsky's fault
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:30:57 No.208083080
>>208083071
Essentially my stance, yeah.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:34:48 No.208083133
>>208083071
explain why you like it
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:45:25 No.208083302
>>208083133
I find it engaging on the basic aesthetic level, I can look at those visuals the same way people get entranced by fire and such, there's already talent needed to pull off something like this.
In terms of themes I always thought it's a continuation of man vs non-man theme that Tark explored in Solaris. Similarly to Solaris here the technology caused humans to connect with something beyond humanity which nonetheless was sort of living. The Zone is overrun by nature despite it being anomalous and hazardous. Main characters are trying to essentially utilize the power manifesting in the place for their own gain, only to realize they're dabbling in something beyond them, something they shouldn't interfere with or something that they don't "deserve". At least not their generation. There's also implied influence of the Zone itself on humanity with the girl developing telekensis, possibly some sort of "evolution". I think it is possibly related on Tark's views on religion, where spiritual is somethign that is out of the humanity's grasp fully, but it is possible that people will "evolve" and become closer to spirituality. Her telekenesis is sort of a mircale.
On the topic of long windin dialogues, whilew they often discuss relevant things to the film's themes it's not in fact essential, the dialogue is in itself more of a formal tool, a way to create "heightened" feel, atmosphere. In fact Tarkovsky was openly opposed to things like metaphors, so neither his visuals nor the often strange dialogue are symbols for something, it's more about the feeling. Tark even critiscized his own work (Ivan's Childood) for being overly metaphorical. Later on he used abstractions as something that was intuitive, emotional, instead of being some calculated symbol for a specific "thing".
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:54:16 No.208083442
>>208083133
even if it was laid out to you in the simplest terms you would still be too retarded to understand.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:55:28 No.208083461
btw saying all this it is not my favourite Tark movie, not even close really, yeah it's often quite gorgeous and interesting but there are moments that i find to be dragging and i also think in Solaris similar themes were more interestingly explored, Stalker feels a bit like a transitional film from earlier more etheral and lighter Tark and late Tark (well his last two films basically) who is apocalyptic and dark, depressing
in Nosthalgia and The Sacrifice he used Bergman's cinematographer and the change is very noticeable, the films are more minimalistic, and this minimalism alread appeared in Stalker as compared to all of Tark's previous work, the colours in his last two films are also much greyer, more drab, it was an interesting changeup althought not my preferred Tark
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:55:40 No.208083464
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:56:50 No.208083477
>>208082523
I have no idea what that movie is, but that guy looks like an aborted fetus and there's no way I'm ever watching it.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:57:04 No.208083481
>>208083442
lol, how do you "understand" it? lay it out in in the simplest terms. the people who like it interpret in radically different ways.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)11:58:22 No.208083496
immagine-3
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:00:06 No.208083539
>>208083481
is there a movie that people don't interpret in various ways?
i've seen people say Finding Nemo is about mental illness,
althought that kind of got confirmed with the sequel which is literally a metaphor for a psychiatric hospital / mental rehab so it's not that outlandish i guess
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:07:16 No.208083665
p7349_v_v13_ao
The most reddit director who ever lived.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:11:01 No.208083729
800px-Birth_of_a_Nation_theatrical_poster
Literally R*ddit: The Movie
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:13:14 No.208083764
>>208082523

How would one describe reddit then?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:15:58 No.208083803
>>208083764
it insists upon itself...
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:16:55 No.208083818
Free Guy
>>208082523
The most unfunny reddit movie of all time with some of the most cringiest performances I've ever seen, and reddit won't admit it was bad. They pretend to like this movie, because the reddit king himself (Ryan Cucknolds) is the lead.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:18:18 No.208083846
>>208083818
no one likes this movie
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:23:39 No.208083928
>>208083764
Basically anything popular and entertaining.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:25:37 No.208083960
>>208083928

So, The Barbie Movie?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:25:58 No.208083967
>>208082866
So an actual christian?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:26:37 No.208083978
>>208083960
Probably. I didn't watch it.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:28:39 No.208084007
>>208083967
protestantism is a horrid degeneration of christianity, their theology is F tier
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:30:51 No.208084042
21BDE4CA-55F2-49BD-9DC8-6D635E4DB81A
I haven't seen any of his movies but he gives of reddity vibes
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:35:51 No.208084114
>>208084007

Protestants concentrate on Jesus instead of strongarming people with pictions of Hell, isn't that what christian faith is at its core? Believing Jesus was the son of god.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:39:07 No.208084167
Everything_Everywhere_All_at_Once
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)12:59:58 No.208084521
david-lynch-370x340
anything by this mf (other than dune)
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:46:33 No.208085341
>>208084167
it's this. i went in to that movie with an open mind, wanting to like it given the accolades, but the undistilled redditness was actively making me angry throughout most of the runtime
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:48:40 No.208085378
12 AM
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:49:34 No.208085391
1713566216500801
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:49:47 No.208085396
truman-1977.jpg
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:50:50 No.208085414
The Color of Pomegranates.jpg
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:51:19 No.208085421
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:52:24 No.208085442
Back to the Future
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:53:28 No.208085462
12m
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:54:30 No.208085485
da mattriks
THE MATRIX/u/
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:55:15 No.208085503
1719691128226567
>>208083665
>marries an asian loli who was his daughter
>"reddit"
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:58:03 No.208085553
9mprbw31MGdd66LR0AQKoDMoFRv-1366x2048
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:59:01 No.208085572
Upstream Color
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)13:59:48 No.208085581
>>208085414
desu this is too arthouse for reddit. stalker is definitely reddit, though.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:03:18 No.208085645
p18313_p_v10_aa
>>208082523
BASQUIAT -1996

A snoozefest devoted to a gay nigger who does drawings with crayons and redditors call a genius
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basquiat_(film)

the art critic Brooks Adams wrote:

Basquiat can be seen as a huge, lurking self-portrait of the artist-Schnabel, not Basquiat. So laden is the film with the innumerable coincidences of Basquiat and Schnabel's enthusiasms (among others, for pajamas and surfing) that the movie should be more appropriately called My Basquiat... To a remarkable degree, the movie succeeds, by dint of its authorial slant, in popularizing the myth of Basquiat as a young, gorgeous, doomed, yet ultimately transcendent black male artist, even as it extends and reinflates the myth of Schnabel as a protean, Picassoid white male painter... Yet for all one's apprehension about the very idea of Schnabel making such a film, Basquiat turns out to be a surprisingly good movie...It is also an art work.

Pure reddit caner that or come and see the reddit war movies that sucks
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:07:45 No.208085722
25d37ayg
>>208085645
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basquiat_(film)
"Alongside the development of his artistic career, the film follows Basquiat's tumultuous relationship with Gina, a fellow aspiring artist he meets while she is working as a waitress at the diner he frequents with his friend Benny. Their romance is affected by Basquiat's affair with "Big Pink", a woman he picks up on the street,and his heroin addiction."

A gay nigger only called an artist because he tugged off andy warhol and the film about him the life of a redditor in essence.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:39:07 No.208087431
jean-michel-basquiat-vincent-gallo-michael-holman-wayne-v0-e7i5koi54ila1
>>208085645
>>208085722
Very blue pilled take if we are being honest.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)15:44:02 No.208087538
>>208082986
Tarkovsky’s films are not for pseuds who need to rationally analyze a movie to understand it, he makes emotional poetic cinema. But even then you have to be an actual double digit IQ retard to not understand something like Stalker or Solaris which are extremely overt in their meaning.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:07:33 No.208088084
>>208087538
>overt in their meaning.
tell us what that meaning is
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:10:00 No.208088146
>>208084167
Yep, that's it. The most reddit movie of all time.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:11:16 No.208088173
ews
I watched perhaps 20-30 minutes of this shit and had to turn it off because me and my bro just yelled REDDIT every 5 minutes or so...
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:26:40 No.208088543
>>208088084
meaning is the recognition of evil inherent to all humans in varying quantity depending on their IQ
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:49:13 No.208089120
>>208088543
yep, reddit movie with reddit fans
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:54:14 No.208089222
>>208082523
It was made 25 years before reddit was a thing moron
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:55:50 No.208089252
>>208085414
Found the Turk
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:59:22 No.208089334
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)16:59:56 No.208089343
Everything, Everywhere All At Once

>>208083302
I love how anon conveniently ignored this one and chose to respond to the reply made afterwards. People getting filtered by movies that don’t feed them baby food from a spoon are always a treat.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:04:53 No.208089473
369835-the-suicide-squad-0-1000-0-1500-crop
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:07:33 No.208089530
>>208082523
Everything everywhere all at once
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:09:55 No.208089577
>>208089530
EEAAO is 4chan core though. It disregards Asian exceptionality and model minority fearmongering in favour of heterocentric storytelling.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:11:19 No.208089600
>>208082523
The Batman
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:20:23 No.208089758
>>208089577
>the father is a portrayed as a good guy and the mom is portrayed as shitty and catty (bad)
>trad grandpa
>anti-nihilism
Going to have to agree. The only Reddit part was the multiverse premise, but I don’t see how else the movie could work considering it’s integral to the story.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)17:40:22 No.208090176
E865ED3B-E576-4C9A-B8C4-6EC618F5F745
People in this thread don’t seem to know what a “Reddit movie” is. It’s a movie that’s:

>Flashy, high action
>Has “fun” light tone
>Has pretensions of being deeper than it is
>Is positive and unchallenging
>Is popular enough that Redditors know it’s been deemed “okay to like” by the public
>Slightly offbeat or “cultural” enough to make them feel smarter than the average peon for liking it even though the movie is complete slop
>Has the typical “random quirky quippy quotable” style humour.
>Has a “wholesome” message, because god forbid a work of art is made from a place of uncertainty or with any kind of pessimistic attitudes.
>The moral of the movie has to be Saturday morning cartoon level “never give up”, “keep fighting the bad guys” messaging”
>Has to be sci-fi, fantasy, or heightened reality to the point it may as well be fantasy. The redditor is addicted to escapism and has limited life experience so they are drawn to what are essentially live-action cartoons.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:02:59 No.208090671
>>208090176
you will never enjoy life
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:07:29 No.208090762
>>208090671
Said the Redditor
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:08:39 No.208090787
>>208084167
There it is
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:12:19 No.208090883
>>208084167

/thread

there is not a better candidate than this, this is it

>it's so random wow mind = blown
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:14:42 No.208090935
Coven_(film)
>Shitty Amateur horror movie famous for being the subject of a documentary about earnest Middle Americans who worship Coastal Lifestyles.
>Proves to everyone you can do it, but is never done again
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:15:03 No.208090943
>>208090883
>wait....they're not...are they fighting with...le heckin DILDOS??? lololol all my gold, kind sir!!
Zoom Zoom 01/22/25(Wed)18:16:47 No.208090983
>>208083665
>The most reddit director who ever lived.
Not at all, Woody Allen is dare I say, "one of the good ones".
Zoom Zoom 01/22/25(Wed)18:19:15 No.208091030
>>208085645
Based, dare I say
Zoom Zoom 01/22/25(Wed)18:20:38 No.208091064
>>208090176
I don't even like this movie but I can tell you're a faggot
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:21:40 No.208091083
images
>>208082817
>>208082936
>>208083496
>>208083665
>>208083818
>>208084167
>>208085378
>>208085396
>>208089473
>>208090176
These are all very Reddit imo.

No one has posted the crowning jewel of Reddit kino though.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:21:48 No.208091088
>>208082523
barry lyndon
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:27:12 No.208091193
>>208091083
>No one has posted the crowning jewel of Reddit kino though.
redditors were melting down about joker because it made people sympathetic to a downtrodden white guy (so they had to invent a bunch of reasons why the movie was ackchually terrible)
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:28:06 No.208091207
>>208091193
Hence why they love the second one because it validates their "it was about making him look bad" theory.
rate my haiku 01/22/25(Wed)18:29:17 No.208091233
>>208083481
nice job ignoring the one post that understands stalker and lays it out for you. fucking tard
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:30:16 No.208091253
>>208091207
oh, my bad, thought that poster was from the first one. you're right, they pretended to like the second one to own the chuds & incels
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:31:04 No.208091276
fp4628-it-1990-key-art-poster
>>208082523
literally red it the movie
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:33:25 No.208091323
>>208082523
Nolan's Batman movies (barring Begins)
Lady Bird
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Parasite
Nosferatu (2024)
Barbie
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:34:25 No.208091340
MV5BMTc3NTZhOTQtNDUzMi00ZjQ1LThhYTQtYmVlNmNjZTZlZjNkXkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_
You guys said this was reddit so I hate-watched it but it was actually kino.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:35:54 No.208091370
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:35:57 No.208091371
>>208091340
anyone saying that was reddit is an idiot who doesn't know what it means
Zoom Zoom 01/22/25(Wed)18:36:24 No.208091375
>>208091340
>Repo Man
>Reddit
They were lying to you, Repo Man being the birth of the concept of the Glowie alone makes it a classic.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:38:43 No.208091425
>>208091340
"Reddit" is so overused as a criticism to dismiss movies that it's become meaningless. Most anons are retarded and use it to describe a movie they didn't personally like.
Zoom Zoom 01/22/25(Wed)18:40:22 No.208091450
The_Martian_film_poster
>>208091425
>"Reddit" is so overused as a criticism to dismiss movies that it's become meaningles
I wouldn't say that, there's a certain tone, direction, and attitude that a lot of movies past the early 00s have that makes them insufferable to watch. I chiefly blame Tarantino and Joss Whedon, but others have different ideas.
Zoom Zoom 01/22/25(Wed)18:41:13 No.208091465
>>208091450
Also I'm a tranny if that means anything
Zoom Zoom 01/22/25(Wed)18:44:51 No.208091529
>>208091465
>Jeet namefag troll is back from Ganges
It's been a minute. Last time I saw you was an EVA thread I believe.
Zoom Zoom 01/22/25(Wed)18:49:40 No.208091646
>>208091529
>only one guy impersonates namefags
Zoom zoom zoomie.
Lurk moar.
Zoom Zoom 01/22/25(Wed)18:52:56 No.208091715
>>208091646
>only one guy impersonates namefags
Only one guy until this thread has been impersonating me using Sharty speak, yes.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:55:48 No.208091772
>>208091276
fml you got me
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:55:52 No.208091773
>>208091715
This faggot thinks he's better than the rest of us. I hope you never stop getting namefagged you elitist shit
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)18:56:32 No.208091783
>>208091371
>>208091375
Repo Man is reddit.
>>208091425
Basically. But Repo Man is still reddit.
Zoom Zoom 01/22/25(Wed)18:56:43 No.208091790
>>208091773
>This faggot thinks he's better than the rest of us.
Never said that, and yes I'm better than Shartyjeets.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:00:22 No.208091843
>>208082523
>>208085378
these are peak whatever the film board of reddit is, not peak reddit itself. Same goes for 12 Angry Men.
>>208090176
Good explanation

I'd have to say it's either The Dark Knight, Amelie, or The Big Lewbowski
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:03:59 No.208091917
me on the right
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:06:36 No.208091970
>>208082817
this is not reddit fucking kino, this makes faggitors seethe
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:06:52 No.208091975
>>208082541
talk like a human being you fucking retard
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:07:09 No.208091979
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:08:34 No.208092008
>>208091088
nah wtf cmon explain this one.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:09:29 No.208092020
>>208082523
inferiority complex
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:11:46 No.208092069
>i don't like it therefore it's reddit
this is the only correct answer >>208084167
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:12:57 No.208092092
>>208091979
Sorry you're too much of a retard and a racist to enjoy this. This movie is bretty gud.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:17:43 No.208092181
>>208092092
t. assblasted soilennial redditor
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:18:31 No.208092193
>>208092181
But enough about you thoever
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)19:54:11 No.208092815
The godfather 2.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)20:58:15 No.208094060
>>208084167
Exactly the kind of film a liberalized Asian westerner that spends too much time on Reddit would make.
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)21:02:35 No.208094137
>>208084167
anyone who doesn't agree is lying to themselves