Queen of /film/

>>207902808
looks trans in that pic

>>207902797
>QotD
1. Throne of Blood
2. Demons
3. Sword of Doom

Bonus: Overall I gotta give it to Nakadai

I need some real life affirming, bloomer /film/s, ones that will help me get happier

How long until we can start posting about contemporary directors in these threads? People like Sean Baker, Robert Eggers, Shane Carruth, the Safdies, etc.

>>207902922
>woman
ehhhh women literally live on tutorial mode

>>207902947
The only good director in that list is Carruth, Benson and Moorhead are kino too

>>207902947
You've got the rest of /tv/ for posting about these slopmakers.

>>207902797
>What are your top 3 samurai flicks?
Harakiri
Kagemusha
Kubi

>Who's the greater samurai star; Mifune or Nakadai?
Nakadai, but Mifune's also great.

>>207902962
I've seen The Endless. Pretty fun little flick

>>207902897
Buffalo '66

>>207902897
City Lights
It Happened One Night
The Apartment
The Young Ladies of Rochefort
Where is the Friend's House?
Casting Blossoms to the Sky

>>207902797
RIP Yusaku Matsuda

>>207903125
Also Life, and Nothing More... / And Life Goes On

>>207903141
I didn't even know he was sick.

Wicker Man > Blood on Satan's Claw >>> Witchfinder General

>>207902802
>>207902808
>>207902815
Another shit thread. Thanks OP!

>>207902897
La Ciénaga
Knight of Cups
Les Amants du Pont-Neuf
Before trilogy
The Red Shoes
>>207903125
Great list

>>207903215
You're welcome.

>>207902797
Sword of Doom is easily the greatesy samurai film of all time. Edgy and cool in all the right ways. Shame we never got the follow-up films, but the ending works well enough.
How is the Musashi Samurai trilogy? Never watched it.

>>207903291
>How is the Musashi Samurai trilogy?
By no means top level stuff, but still very enjoyable romps.

I'm sick with samurai jap slop. HAJAAAA I AM SAMURAII HAJAAAA ME DO SEPPUKU. Shut the fuck up and get off my tv screen.

Thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.

>/film/ charts
https://mega.nz/folder/87xyiJjZ#3B2eXe2lmN2KbFNNEagggQ
>/film/ directors directory
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qgdYsMPAaFWrAa_7EHLpXqpOHLaDLmytM9wJ5nhGtqs
>/film/ literature
https://mega.nz/folder/XCokCRpR#tlesB0J_7jhaEWZVJqVzlA
>but anon, where do I find these films?
https://rentry.org/filmlinks
https://rentry.org/kinolinks
>script to make 3x3 webms
https://textdoc.co/D5QNYIX2avmsqi49

>>207902947
You can post about contemporary directors (serra, guiraudie, kechiche)
These guys you mentioned never belonged and will never belong on /film/

This is great

what are the best balkan kinos?

need a top 20.

>>207902808
I’d prefer one of the venerated saints claim this title, thank you.

>>207902808
Off-topic joint.

This would have been much better rated if its entire first half wasn't wasted on soldiers goofing around.

>watch movie
>realize halfway you already watched it but you didn't remember it
goddamit

>>207903912
Is this what tiktok does to brains

>>207903829
I like Anoranon and I support his waifu's canonisation.

>>207903912
This is why I keep track of what I watch

>>207903974
If he stays here long enough and posts more than one photo, that’s fair. I wonder where the Gainsbourgposter went since that one thread...
>dance webm
I downloaded Mektoub btw

>>207903675
>random spaniard
>a fag
>a fag who makes lssbian movies
okay dork I'll definitely follow your club rules

If I don't like classical hollywood comedy and don't care about ford's irish wank should I watch the quiet man?

>>207904256
LOL

>>207902797
>QotD
Don't care for samurai flicks, only Seven Samurai for me. Mifune.

>>207903608
Me too, they're Japan's westerns: after a certain point they just blur into each other.

>>207904256
Don't waste your time with Dzhon Fordov

>>207903257
Die you inbred cretin.
>>207903703
LOL
>>207903974
Kill yourself.
>>207903878
No, that's what adds weight to the second half. Without the humanity of the first half the second half would be completely useless. This is why Ford was a master.
>>207904308
Filtered by westerns. Westerns are high brow art, especially those by Mann, Ford.

>>207904222
>I wonder where the Gainsbourgposter went since that one thread...
Same. Also 100% on board for her canonisation. We need more jolie laide Jewish girls like her and Mikey (my greatest weakness after thicc Med girls like Bau).

>I downloaded Mektoub
Based. Hope that you enjoy it.

>>207904419
OH NOOOOOOO. I'M BEING GATEKEPT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

>>207904419
You're dead. Gonna get gunned down any other day.

My rec for this mutilated thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OE3fzvRY_I

>>207904462
>>207904528
Cope simps

>>207903642
Link the OP in your post, so it can be accessed from the OP.

>>207904601
Diabolical.

>>207904575
Just telling you the reality so you're aware when it happens.

>>207903752
Seconding this inquiry. I want to know which titles are essential Kusturica (inb4 start chronologically)

>>207904639
Cope simp.
>>207904665
Homosexual Finnish spammer

>>207904704
ah lawd he maldin

>>207904662
We don't talk about films here.

>>207904704
You're dead.

>>207904256
All Ford is shit.

>>207904762
Filtered.

is there a chance his next flick will be good?

>>207904762
based

>>207904762
This.

>>207904789
low

>>207904419
>Filtered by westerns. Westerns are high brow art, especially those by Mann, Ford.
Manchild tier opinion. Grow up.

>samurai wins against european knight
Lil timmy opinion. Grow up.

A samurai's blade will shatter a knight's armor with one swift strike.

>>207905045
Knightcucks in shambles.

>>207905045
read >>207905016

>>207905016
EU knights were heavy as shit, I'm with team samurai on this one. Of course, in a western-samurai-knight death match the sheer power of american guns would win.

Lil knights kneel in front of samuraichads.

>>207902797
Seven Samurai
Sanjuro
Dora-heita

We're all lil knights here.

>>207904789
Useless grifter with 0 good films.
>>207904852
Indeed. All westerns are garbage, all Ford films are garbage and all American films are garbage.

>>207905119
All mid, get some taste please.

Times you acted like Dora-heita?

>>207902897
Hitch

>>207902815
Never acted in a good film

>>207905315
When my friends thought I was a ladies man.

Is aggressively lashing out against any and all opinions just a sign of insecurity or what

>>207905773
Against any opinion would be insanity, against every negative opinion narcissism, and against every positive opinion defeatism

>>207905722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZG_lTn-iuA&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOdlVVvsoSk

>>207904789
>“We are all worried about our friends in LA,” said Jarmusch at the NYFCC gala. “Climate crisis is brought to you by climate deniers … They are telling us that woke is a negative thing, and I would just like to say it’s time we wake the f-ck up!”
Probably not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djzToyLETYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWEyLbCXV30&list=PLjx1rr4d9pAb1TwC1LJWw9miBmYVanJrL

Best Samurai film I've ever seen

Highest levels of narrative structure, action, cinematography, and payoff on display here. A rare 10/10

>>207905045
>>207905049
>>207905064
>>207905077
When portuguese arrived in Japan, the samurais started challenging them to sword fights, the portuguese sailors were literally slaughtering them, european swordsmanship was vastly superior to the samurai's. Sorry to shatter your little hearts lil timmies but you guys can just google this. An european knight would absolutely destroy any faggot jap.

>>207904419
>Westerns are high brow art, especially those by Mann, Ford.
Absolutely based, of course the retards that infest this general are gonna go against this truth. Westerns are spiritual sucessors to greek epics.

We're all worried about our friends in LA here.

>>207904662
>essential Kusturica
>Essential
>Kusturica
Imagine falling for the gypsy grift.

>>207906206
>Westerns are spiritual sucessors to greek epics
Well, The Iliad is proto capeshit, so who cares.
>When portuguese...
I bet it was a diff of quantity (of souljahs) rather than quality that made the results be that way.

>>207902797
Toshiro Mifune towered over his costars at 5'8" and Kurosawa towered over him at 6'0"

>>207902797
Does stuff like Onibaba and Bakumatsu tayoden count as samurai films?

>>207906406
Both include samurai so that's a yes from me, dawg.

>>207903752
No man's land and uhhh
Does Greece count? Then Angelopoulos

>>207906236
I'm here for the magic realism grift, my man.

>>207906569
I am not your dog.

>>207906102
Whats this?

>>207905606
Abiding Nowhere.

>>207904789
goat

>>207902797
>QOD
Bakumatsu tayoden, Onibaba, and since Sword of Doom has already been mentioned a lot i'll say The Great Killing (1964) as a third one, Kudo is very underrated, and so is Tomu Uchida, his Bloody Spear at Mount Fuji is another one of my samurai favourites.

>>207906323
I'm talking about duels, lil timmy, pussy samurai were getting their ass handed to them 1v1.

Sword of Doom is legit 0/10 shit.
It's live action anime with a bloodthirsty protagonist lol. Lil timmies will praise whatever slant eyed shit is offered to them.

>>207907052
>it's bad because... le anime!!!
Is the anime in the room with you right now?

>>207905722
Based

>>207907465
Makes sense and a perfect example for the current state of Criterion

>>207907465
This is why gatekeeping is important so this type of thing doesn't happen

>>207907465
Based Baker shitting on pseuds

emperors of /film/

>>207907425
Edgy and substanceless violence is cringe and it happens to abound in anime and that samurai flick.
>>207907608
Absolutely 100% right sir

>>207907654
only pseuds buy criterion though

>>207905985
He's a typical liberal boomer with dumbfuck liberal boomer opinions. Watch The Dead Don't Die, it's already hilariously dated to 2019. I love Stranger Than Paradise though.

>>207907717
Yeah, and now they get shat on.

>>207907717
>buy criterion
What kind of fool would BUY a Criterion DVD? Lone Wolf and Cub for 79.99 at Barnes & Noble?

Harakiri [1962]
Samurai Rebellion [1967]
Twilight Samurai [2002]
Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance [1972]

>>207907717
I bought Hopscotch because I liked the case and it was 9.99. I suppose the "in" crowd when it comes to this sort of bullshit aren't too keen on the movie itself and so it was cheap at B&N.

>>207907465
Based Baker and gorgeous Hapa Jew queen.

We're all philosemites here.

>>207907707
>Edgy and substanceless violence is based
FTFY
>>207907770
Criterion is still the gold standard whether you like it or not

>>207907608
Stay gatekeeping the Discord, fellow Star Wars fan.

>>207907946
I watched Midori from '92 the other day, J-shock classic. I think I'd like to get into this "hide from the wife" type of anime again, it's become deeply nostalgic for me and a celebration of lowbrow

>>207907946
>anime
>not for children
lmao

>>207907946
The creator of the list in pic rel has some good ass taste.

>>207906182
Plebbit embryo

>>207908055
Thanks

>>207907542
It's sad really.

>>207906206
Good post.
>>207906668
He just copied Jakubisko btw.

>>207902897
Lonely Heart

>>207907962
>Discord
My skin isn't nearly brown enough for that

>>207907873
Cringe Baker and ugly monstrous mutt.

>>207906785
Like I said, no good films.

>>207907052
This but unironically.

>>207907465
Kino. Based Baker.

>>207907672
0 good films between them. Impressive.
>>207907946
Manchild.

>>207908192
you can just say you're racist against asians lil bro

>>207908139
Yes it is

>>207908136
>He just copied Jakubisko btw.
I'm a big fan of his work. And many reviews of his films people yap "this is like Kusturica". Alright man, give me the strongest sauce dish you got! I'll watch Time of the Gypsies and Underground this weekend.

Anime is BASED.

>>207907946
>Criterion is still the gold standard whether you like it or not
LMAO

We're all tranime here.

What a wack thread, at least talk about music or something. Saw pic rel yesterday, was the shit. Thought it was gonna be some lo-fi experimental bullshit, but turns out my man Harmony has some good aesthetics in him.

We're all pretentious pedosexuals here.

>>207910328
Yes, there's no Bellucci waifufag on /film/.

>>207902797
seven samurai playing this weekend at the art museum.
never seen it. i kinda want to go.

>>207910393
Go
It's a terrific well executed film
Take a massive pee before though, it's around 3 and a half hours length

>>207910373
allow me to introduce the real queen of /film/

>>207910693
...or just take a bottle with you?

>>207910786
...anon?

Our Prince just keeps on winning.

>>207910878
Respect.

>>207910791
he speaks the truth

>>207910693
no... no intermission?

>he actively uses intermissions to pee
ngmi

>>207911136
it has one or two intermissions IIRC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFbZLEZa-y8
BRAVO PEDRO

>>207908138
Based, also Obayashi's best.

>>207911522
Only one

>>207903239
>The Red Shoes
You must be joking
The moral is about obsession and how it consumes you to death
One of the most tragic endings in cinema

>>207911568
>copies the ending of a better movie
>shows the ending of that movie in your movie
this must be the hackiest hack you could find, not even Scorsese is so blatant

>>207904789
If he makes it on a shoestring and films it in monochrome

One intermission a day, such is life!

>>207910393
>art museum
Might actually be a decent screening and viewing experience, I’d go

>>207911671
Incredible

>>207911806
I fucking wish

Antonioni will never be surpassed.

>>207911671
Ecstatic.

>uh the audio being out of sync and the story being incoherent is actually LE ART you goddamn chud
Fellini is a hack

>>207911903
*a film

>>207912068
Which film did trigger you?

>>207910693
3 and a half? HOURS???!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! Yeah I better make GODDAMN SURE to take a HUGE PISS before the movie because FUCK is that a LOOOOOONG TIIIIIIIME to sit and not PEE. I can’t even fucking IMAGINE it, I might not even watch the movie because 3 FUCKING HOURS?!?! and a HALF!!!!!!!

Sword of Doom was the most uneven and yet awesome film I've ever seen

>>207903752
>>207904662
>>207911568
these balkan propaganda songs/videos are great but their culture is completely irrelevant apart from that.
what's the great croatian movie? bosnian? serbian? maybe something from montenegro? kosovo? northacedonia? slovenia?
absolutely nothing.

>>207911806
>>207912015
that's Edgar Pera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgl0BUhrdE

>>207912253
monteWHAT

>>207902797
1. Seven Samurai
2. Samurai Trilogy
3. Samurai Banners

Not very original, but then again why disrespect the classics only to make oneself out to be more interesting.

Mifune > Nakadai, but this is purely subjective. I'm a sucker for Mifune (and even more so for Takashi Shimura).

>>207912253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqOL7LOR6ko

>>207903210
Can't slice the Price

Accidentally sent a dick pic to my mom
she replied: " Now I understand why you are so shy"

>>207912525
>accidentally
Sure

>>207912368
Does Samurai Banners feature actual combat?

>>207912532
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>207905985
theres nothing wrong with this quote, he's completely correct.

>>207912532
>Sure
It's easy to get it wrong on Telegram.

>>207912572
True. We're all worried about our friends in LA here.

>>207912446
this is considered high culture in the balkkans
gypsy shit

I need an art film that will make me date (girl[female]) horny

>>207912897
August Underground

>>207912897
Suzumiya Haruhi no Shoushitsu

>>207912954
azudaioh > harushit

Armond likes lots of movies lately
wtf is going on

>the French video-game movie Eat the Night is no empty-headed MCU prank, it probes how digital technology has failed our spiritual needs.

>[The main characters] interdependence and estrangement are conveyed through shifts from digital-fantasy imagery to realism, both illustrating the emotional impact of opposing dreamlike or conscious perceptions. It’s a genuine aesthetic breakthrough by the directing duo Caroline Poggi and Jonathon Vinel.

>Eat the Night offers the insight that Steven Spielberg couldn’t achieve in Ready Player One. which was caught up in Hollywood’s faddish technological and narrative exploitation. Poggi and Vinel, both in their late 30s, refuse the falsehoods of pop-culture delusion. Their title suggests a sophisticated, Millennial version of Saul Bellow’s once-renowned short story “Seize the Day” (1956), flipping the Latin motto carpe diem so that Eat the Night addresses the nihilism that has befallen the Millennial generation, plus their spiritual hunger.

>Eat the Night is more profound than Hollywood’s exploitative social justice dramas (Breaking Bad, Euphoria) largely because Poggi and Vinel account for the aesthetic and moral fascination hidden within technological novelty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTFlsABjS8c

>>207912897
you need to man up

>>207911707
It's beautiful and watching it brings me great joy
Good enough for me, sorry if that doesn't measure up to your gay interpretation of it

what are the best indian movies after the 70s?

>>207913347
RRR

>>207912546
Yes, iirc it even had a huge battle at the end

>>207913364
>RRR

>Telugu Language

Wait, how come it's not in Hindi?
Do Hindi speakers understand it?

>>207913479
>Wait, how come it's not in Hindi?
Because it's a Tollywood film, not Bollywood.
>Do Hindi speakers understand it?
No, but that's why there's a Hindi dub available, like for pretty much all Tollywood films.

>>207912980
ywnbaw

>>207913370
Epic
Will watch next year, I don't want to run out of 60s chanbara kino so fast

>>207913725
I'm fluent in others.

We're all fluent here.

Are you ready to admit that it's /film/?

>>207914813
Off-topic, you know what to do.

>>207905985
anon, i'm pessimistic too that the next film will be exciting. but because I didn't like the Dead don't die.
your post is not a compelling argument.
you're preoccupied with something else then filmmaking.

Three films a day, such is life!

>>207914813
Just stop it, and stay stopped.

>>207914813
#580 film of all time on RYM, of course it's /film/

>>207914813
Yes

>>207914813
looks trans in that pic

>>207908138
I was gonna suggest this as I rewatched it recently, makes me cry everytim

>>207902897
anything by Obayashi

>>207908138
seconding this one

post more, i'm bored

>>207915864
More?

>>207915864
what would you like me to post

>>207915864
watch a film instead

>>207915911
>>207915919
more stuff, whatever
>>207915924
can't

>>207915864
My day: I ate some tacos, emotionally damaged some kid and repressed my guilt over doing that, then later on tasted a tiny amount of my own cum (tasted like water, strangely). How's yours?

>>207916009
check the upcoming films and tell me which ones are you going to watch

>>207914813
5/10

>>207916009
>can't
then read something, listen to some music

>>207912166
This but unironically.

>>207916085
Based on posters, only The Bride.

>>207916068
ok
>>207916085
probably none
>>207916094
reading /film/

dead ahh thread

kino just dropped, only french/spanish tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZWl3Lpgggs

>>207916566
stop moaning like some gay retard

>>207914813
it's mid
Red Rocket was good thoughever

>>207917065
Good movie.

>>207917008
Ahh ahh ahh más duro papi

>>207916786
wasn't his new film released on VOD like a day ago
it's strange, Venice winners have been big awards hits, but Almodovar who has always been an awards darling wins it and yet the movie goes completely off the radar, no awards, no hipster hype
it's either too good for them or THAT bad

>>207917149
Almodovar's sincerity has always made him hipster-repellent.

>>207917065
Kino

>>207913479
>>207913725
I don't think any of the Indian arthouse is Hindi at all. It's all either Bengali like Ray and Ghatak or from Kerala like Gopalakrishnan and Aravindan.

>>207917629
Amitabh Bachchan is the only indian auteur that matters

We're all indian auteurs that matter here.

>>207917300
wasn't Pain & Glory hipster hit?
i know Talk to Her is controversial because muh literally rape!!!!11 but rest is liked no?

>>207917807
>hipster
are you walt disney? nigga it's 2025

>>207917807
i prefer Pain & Gain

>>207917807
Not among hipsters. He's a well-liked director, sure, but he doesn't seem to appeal to that lot.

Por ser asi so special

Such a fucking tragedy that Jean de Florette and Manon of the Spring got the regular Ritrovata piss treatment.
Never forget, never forgive.

>>207918033
get peed on, bitch

We're all getting peed on here.

>>207918181
King lover's back

>>207914813
I'm gonna gooooooooooooooooooon

>>207916566
Fuck you.

>cold restoration
NOOOO THEY ABUSED THE BLUE FILTER NOOO
>warm restoration
NOOOO PISS FILTER NOOO RITROVATA GOLDEN SHOWER

>>207918794
Are u women?

>>207914813
this movie was fuckin kino.

>>207918903
The worst is when a film gets a pink filter.

>>207918906
There are no women here.

We're all never forgetting, never forgiving here.

Destroying colors is good when that's the version I'm used to.

Fuck Tarkovsky. Glad his flick got ruined.

>>207904222
>>207904437
>I wonder where the Gainsbourgposter went since that one thread...
I'm not very online nowadays, admittedly. And the times that I do check /film/, I mostly just lurk...

>>207909995
>at least talk about music or something
I don't dislike Korine, but he has better taste in music than he does in film. The soundtrack to Gummo supersedes its vessel in many ways, and I read somewhere that he's doing a film with Burial.

>>207916085
There's no way that they won't fuck up the Blood Meridian adaptation. That novel getting popular with teenagers online was an absolutely cataclysmic disaster. Especially since Suttree is his real masterpiece.

>>207902897
three colors trilogy

>>207919359
Korine's just good all around. He's been repeating the same aesthetic since the 90s, but strangely I don't get sick of him. Was nice hearing that exclusive Bethlehem song in the credits of Gummo.

>>207919470
>Was nice hearing that exclusive Bethlehem song in the credits of Gummo.
Precisely. The only other instance I can think of a film doing something similar is Demonlover (Olivier Assayas) using Kathaarian Life Code by Darkthrone.

>>207919021
Bottom has a psychedelic feel to it.

I missed fast /film/.

>>207919530
I've had Demonlover for like 5 years on my desktop, I should watch it. Was unaware of it being a black metal film, makes sense with the name and all.

>>207919578
All it took was 2 guys talking about /film/...

>>207902808
BASED

>>207919581
I wouldn't call it a "black metal film" per se, it's just a needle drop.
Demonlover is basically Cronenberg's usual motifs sieved by the New French Extremity, with a Sonic Youth/Jim O'Rourke-penned soundtrack. Your mileage may vary, and it's definitely polarizing (the same way Korine is), but I love it.

>>207919643
All it took was a Gainsbourg post*

>>207919782
I remember downloading it because of Chloë Sevigny, so anything extra is a plus, and everything you mentioned is up to my liking, so that's cool.

>>207919359
Why is she lifting her skirt like that? Puta.

>>207919837
she a ho

>>207919837
Women are meant to be that way.

>>207919916
>the lost film
doesn't look very lost to me!

>>207919837
When some random drunk broad does it, it's trashy. When an Anglo-French girl with a mildly posh background does it, it's dignified and provocative.

>>207919959
Word.

Only one film today, headache didn't allow more than that
Goodnight/film/

>>207920126
nighty night babe

>>207920126
Such is life!

I love cinema.

I love poop.

>>207920315
I... don't!

lil bro is cinemasexual n anotha lil bro is poopysexual

>>207920333
ain't we all

poopy on my plate

New French Extremity? Humbug!
Give me Old French Extremity.

if there's New French Extremity then there must be a New French Torso

And there is!

>>207920385
You're thinking of Georges Franju (Blood of the Beasts, Eyes Without a Face0.

>>207920405
Hurrah!

>>207920408
Yeah... I was thinking of that.

any good films about poop or give general poop vibes? looking for serious recs

>>207920429
Pink Flamingos kinda.

>>207920429
Envy (2003)

>>207920429
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Lists_of_Indian_films

>>207920409
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!

bakin

bakin rn

>>207920459
thanks this is what i was looking for. satyajit ray's filmog gives major poop vibes

>>207920429
Sodoma

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>>207920556
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bump

We're all giving major poop vibes here.