my avies! :)

gimi

I like dogs

Lmao still haven't got snow yet Louisiana and Florida get some

>not a snoopy op

>>146833230
Dogs are based and kino

When someone puts the new link three times, do you click the first, the second, or the third?
I usually do first, but I clicked second this time because I was feeling like I needed to do something different.

>>146833243
we could use some more in my area

>>146833243
have you tried not living in vancouver

Where is snow belt now bro's?

>la Nina season
next up, flood season

>>146833230
/hoc/ is a doggy general

>>146833257
budbroken

my broons

What the fuck does that have to do with hockey

bud did not 1

>>146833278
A bruin is a bear

Hockey was invented by a dog

>>146833278
Did you ever play keep away with your chocolate lab?
https://www.espn.com.au/video/clip/_/id/29127597

>>146833213
terrible thread idea

Sorry but i find charlie brown to be boring. But i appreciate its posting

4 - 0 Jackies

>>146833316
u shouldve made the op then desu

>>146833316
next time ill make it snoopy related

>>146833230
Sup Tiny Con, i thought you were supposed to stay away from dogs

snoopy is unironically hockey related cause he plays hockey and he's the best player in the world too

remember when dylan said stankoven was going to win the calder? kwab

>>146833358
unlike garfield who has no connection to hockey

Are patent officials fucking stupid?

pathetic performance from the leafs. columbus is one of the worst goals against teams in the league

>>146833342
you did your best and we're proud of you, lad, well-done
>don't listen to that other punk, he mad

/hoc/ - Cartoon Dogs and Imaginary Friends

>>146833366
yes. patent trolls exist for a reason

>>146833359
>>146833352
KWAB

>>146833366
they are doing them a favor. last thing the chel needs is another angry animal name.

just keep hockey club.

HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY KINGSBROS

>>146833381
This isn't a forum. Stop signing your posts

>>146833382
hockey club is lame

Are the good guys winning /hoc/?

the laffs were tied 0-0 at one point

>>146833382
>just keep hockey club.
nice and boring, I love it

toronto has zero(0) goals

Yetis is Himalayas. Sasquatch iss rocky mountains

>>146833390
hockey club is lame? you're lame!

>>146833366
then they should call themselves the Pepsies, cause they got that pep

>>146833388
1993

>>146833394
Yes, thanks Gary

>>146833400
CORRECTION

yeah the pooins arent making playoffs. they should try not to fuck up this draft like they did in 2015

>>146833379
It's fucking retarded to say 1 brand should have the exclusive rights to a word. It's not a made up word it's literally a popular legendary creature that now NO ONE else can use as a trademark because of ONE brand
That's not even what I'm referring to. There is 0 world where making it the utah yetis and adding a logo doesn't make it clearly different. The average person is not going to get the two confused in this scenario

appears the most dangerous offense has struck again.

>still goalless in colofraudo
Zzzz

need 6 goals for the over to hit

They should call themselves Real Utah United HC

>>146833427
They should call em the Salt Lake Cities

DID COLUMBUS GET TOO COCKY?

>>146833366
I think the ladypuck execs just about said "yeah, almost all of the names are bad because this is what's left that we could get exclusive rights to"

>>146833366
I truly believe it would cause confusion for many

toronto has zero(1) goals

Salt Lake Titties

>>146833432
SO MUCH BALLS

4-0 1/9/2025
1980
1933

>>146833443
that doesn't appeal to mormons

They should change to the Clubbies

>>146833452
Mormons are white
Whites like titties
Works perfectly well

My life is a hellscape rn.

how about the las vegas diamonds and the utah clubs

>>146833458
what's wrong, fren?

the QMJHL has to change it's name again.

>>146833452
it does, but only when you're wearing your holy underpants

>>146833458
Not even a dystopian hellscape?

>>146833463
the m stands for maritime

>>146833458
call a timeout and regroup

>>146833458
You'll be a better man when you get through it anon

>>146833463
Why?

>>146833463
No one will know whether they do or don't, isn't it exciting??
>?

Chat is the jets assves game boring or good? Can't decide. Looks boring desu

please refrain from posting twitter links on this sub

>>146833471
newfoundland is not in the maritimes, ya silly bitch
>>146833477
because there's a team in st. john's now

i just did a big, smelly morning maritimer

>>146833484
kitties vs kings will be better

FANTILLI HAT TRICK

HAHAHAHAAHAHA
>1aff5

>>146833495
Kings suck tho how is that better?

>>146833475
Thank you ;_:
>>146833488
Kwab
>>146833462
Live in family member struggling to hang on for life while it could be a matter of hours or weeks until they pass. Two ambulance calls in 12 days.

I don't think the Leafs are going to come back this time.

FANTASTIC

>>146833508
>miami vs. l.a.
gary will make sure it's good *wink wink*

Imagine you are on the Krakens and then after the game you go to the showers and Piper Shaw and female coach are soaping each other up

>>146833509
Sorry fren

>>146833509
i'm sorry, bro. that sounds tough.

>>146833421
Have you ever met the average person?

>>146833554
yes, all 2.3 of them

>>146833509
I'm really sorry. Appreciate whatever time you have left with your loved one and remind yourself of all of the happiness you shared

>>146833573
they arent even fighting either to make it more entertaining. game sucks

Huomenta but the opposite

>>146833573
thoughts on bud raping you?

>>146833588
sweet dreams, anon.

>>146833528
ask to join in

Fantilli's mom is having fun.

>TOR @ CBJ 2-6
>CBJ @ TOR 5-1
laffs are frauds, soft team

>>146833599
Never (you) me again you raped pedo faggot.

>>146833606
I liked when she threw her hat

>>146833614
holy BASED post

>>146833600
kind post

>>146833588
gn saaar

>>146833509
good luck, anon

Those are all shit. Bad post btw

>>
>>Utah Jokerit
[]

>>146833615
Utah Dynamo would be cool

based town population: >>146833614

They should name the team after something zoomers like and grow the game among the zoomer crowd and sell them junk

>>146833620
>>146833606
I liked when she was throwing her arms everywhere and screaming and bumping and leaning into the guy in the leafs jersey in the seat next to her who just sat there with a dead expression and didn't react to any of it

>>146833625
Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger bud

When is peak retard hours?

>>146833646
12:00 AM - 11:59 PM

>>146833642
holy shit another good post

>>146833640
Zoomers aren't going to move to SLC, the air pollution and dust from the lake bed make it toxic most of the year round

Be sure to buy the jerseys and then sell em at 300% of the cost bros. Quick cash opportunity

>>146833458
Same, fuck it. There's nothing weak about suicide, though I wouldn't recommend.

>>146833640
Utah Broccoli

>>146833509
were you the guy whose mom was taken to the ER a few weeks ago or the one whose dad was taken to the ER a few months ago?

>>146833669
The mom. :(

Also thank you everyone for the kind words.

>>146833625
did they use adobe turntable to snes their logo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfct0aH2COw&t=66s

>>146833509
you might run into that other anon who was going to his hospital to take a shit every 2 hours because he didn't pay his water bill

>>146833268
women love forearms, shoulders, and backs. biceps are for other men and bicep tattoos are for drawing attention to biceps.

>leafs seething because Gary choose Florida to host two out door games next year because Florida is a sunbelt state
>it starts snowing in Florida now
Hmmm

justin brazeau just won the canes the cup...

>>146833671
i'm so sorry man. stay strong. i don't know your full story but i genuinely wish you well.
>>146833670
kys raped bitch

>>146833693
Thank you!

>>146833694
that's why i'm an expert

>>146833672
I've seen a couple of different takes on the Jokerit logo, I think most are fanart

>>146833693
I'm sorry for laughing at this but this is the duality of /hoc/

trb's spam-reporting everyone in /hoc/ again

what a fucking faggot

There should be more insect teams. Utah need to namethemselves after their most popular insect

>>146833652
we've only had modern industry since like 1890
how much toxic shit could the mormons have possibly dumped in that lake since then?

>>146833366
I don't understand patent laws. How is it possible a company can lay claim to a word they didn't come up with.
I could understand if it was an original name or a brand new word that describes an original, patented product. But "yeti" is already a word that describes a fictional creature.

How does this violate patent laws, yet the term "yeti" can be used in movies, books and television shows? There's "yeti museums" all over the fucking country. Can YETI sue them, too?

There's an infinite amount of companies that have similar names to all kinds of teams, and even other companies. There's a "King Roofing" in my town, can they sue the LA Kings? Can Ford sue the Denver Broncos? Should New York and Winnipeg be fighting over the "Jets"? Can Hurricane Wings sue Carolina? Or maybe the fucking weather channel can sue both of them?

It all seems so goddamn retarded...

>deleted posts
o i am laffin

>>146833758
>most popular insect
K pop isn't really a thing here

>>146833758
their minor league baseball team is called the bees

>the Utah Locusts
they call them Mormon Crickets

>>146833766
just refresh your page, honey, quit living in the past

Utah Gulf of Americas

Anon told me to watch the kitties kings game. This is boring too

>>146833792
i was being a sarcastic rascal

>>146833800
why you little...

#TimeToHunt

Remember when trb sperged out and called bud a faggot after bud put him in his place and ever since then he was known as the raped bitc? That was awesome

>>146833234
>>146833257
>>146833368
>>146833399
>>146833447
>>146833479
>>146833573
>>146833599
>>146833670
>>146833725
look at this completely worthless shit written by a man on the wrong side of 45

there's too much scoring bring back the neutral zone trap and more clutch & grab.

time for air power

>>146833823
KWARB

>>146833827
so mad

just make every game first to 4 goals
>no more ties
>game could be over in 20 mins so rags fans can get home by 8pm with plenty of time to beat their wives

>>146833823
kwarb

>>146833839
Just kys you pedo freak

>>146833848
VERY good post

>>146833829
Ha ha imagine if you lost to the assves how embraszing would that be

keep it civil, guys

>>146833869
1993

>>146833838
Windy easter evenings.

>>146833872
quit posting your weight, yankee!

>>146833864
Plinko Puck can be like that... like, all the time

Has the Trump admin done anything to help hockey grow?

>>146833878
cope, that's lightweight numbers here

>>146833884
Did he appoint a Joint Secretary to Ice Hockey already?? no? Why is shit talking so long??

Oilers will get revenge on Canucks tomorrow

MACK

my avies! :)
mackinnon!

OH SHIT LOSERPEG NOOOOOOO
>

>>146833897
yea, I hope someone crosschecks garland in the head

>preds sharks again
Hell yeah matches between two retards are always fun

>>146833918
At least it will be high scoring.

>>146833929
IT WAS
>4-1

rip reffie
stick right to the nuts

toews annihilating a ref

>>146833938
Do they not do bubble soccer or U7 timbits hockey during the break there?
Does California hate fun?

>>146833953
fug I missed it watch kangs kitties

Does /hoc/ think it would be more difficult for someone (who is used to living on the west coast) to adjust to being 3 hours ahead on the east coast or would it more difficult for someone (who is used to living on the east coast) to adjust to being three hours behind on the west coast? Asking for a friend who didn't ask.

eat cock albertan randy

>>146833979
TOTAL REFFIE DEATH

>>146833979
RIP reffies future bloodlines, although with the way games have been called this year that's probably a good thing.

>>146833973
https://youtu.be/YgHNtzxO0y8

>tripcunt wanders into the wrong neighborhood
you better leave afore something bad happens

my avies :(

my jeddies :DDDD

Was thinking of going to the echl and nhl affiliation night game but the nhl team haven't been doing great. Kek.

:(

>It's 1 PM tomorrow at Kunsan Air Base in South Korea
Like all artificial things, time zones are a tool made to be used by men

>>146834026
that's not a good reason not to go, though

>Canada sperging out for no reason again
Color me shocked...thanks for the (You) anyway, dumb dumb.

BUSINESS IDEA:

Nacho Milkshakes at Rogers Place in Edmonton

>freshly iced Nachos
there's a million-dollar concession idea in there somewhere, if anyone wants it...

>>146834083
remember when they couldn't sell out a wcf game kwab

Get Roenick the fuck out of here, the bum.

>>146833758
Isnt it the beehive state or something? When I drove through the state highway signs were a beehive

>>146834047
Raped retard

WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my avies :((

why not "utah hive"

>>146834109
because it's shit?

>>146834109
because that's a girly name

Utah Soakers, make it happen Gary.

>>146834083
How the fuck are those seats so cheap? In some arenas, booty ass sections like 113, 111, etc cost 250 USD. Is Canada poor as shit or something

>>146834127
Nvm this is at SLC. Kek retard

>>146834109
the Beehive thing is a strong candidate, but I think most folks are getting super used to Utah HC; anything they suggest after the crowd has accepted the franchise title will be a colloquial nickname at best
I think if they don't sway the court about the Yeti Camping Gear thing, they'll want to get away from Mammoth idea as well
>HC is the only pro hockey team I see in Utah

>>146834127
yes, if you accounted for the exchange rate those tickets cost like $3 american, and still hockey club fans were too poor to go.

WHERE IS THE UTAH CONCESSION MENU?????
fucking cheap as fuck dogs and beers,
Delta Center is a cheap date, lads

/hoc/ meetup at a Clubbies game fucking WHEN

i got my wallet stolen outside delta center once

>>146834154
Not sure I'd want to meet any cringe chuds from this site, but maybe some of /hoc/ might be ok.

>>146834164
AND NEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

My two cents:
Utah Speed *[Demons]
(Based on the speed racing that takes place at the Bonneville Salt Flats)
*Disregard the 'Demons' part of Speed Demons if that happens to be too "offensive" to you or your mother.

>>146834154
why would we want to meet garys interns

>>146834168
I think I'm okay, just retarded is all :)

why is trb posting under a trip

>>146834180
Both New Jersey and Indianapolis have issues with that, and those are both hockey teams, one of them active

>Utah Hive City
keep Utah Hockey Club and change the name??

Other cool team names (in my opinion) for Utah that aren't necessarily relevant to the state would be:
Ice-bangers
Delvers
Vertigo
Ozone
T-Picks
[Net-]hunters (or just Hunters)

guys im starting to learn that you are all right, women's hockey is gay

>>146834233
Yeah, it's sure is gay
Gay as a lesbian vagina untouched by even a single penis

>>146834231
Most of these sound like flavors instead of team names.

>>146834193
he's attached to a device that will blow him up if he gets less than 20 (yous) per hour
sort of like the movie speed

>>146834231
>[Net-]hunters (or just Hunters)
redundant trippy

>>146834238
Can't please everyone, I suppose. Those were just random "off the top of my head" ideas... considering Speed *[Demons] isn't possible, even though the Bonneville Salt Flats justifies the relevance of the team name idea. Oh well.

I haven't and shan't give the trip any (You)s. Go spam somewhere else

>>146834245
BEE EXCITED!!
BEE BEE EXCITED!!
BEE EXCITED!!
BEE BEE EXCITED!!

Are we expecting any fight kino for tmrrws cantpucks vs soilers game

For me, its Utah Eggs.

>>146834245
not enough mumble and trip arena music for ya?

>>34193
Sorry for my delayed response, I had to respond to other (actually topic relevant) stuff being talked about. I'm absolutely not who you think I am, but I suppose in your headcanon everyone on /hoc/ is the same and is out to get you, right? Honestly dude, you may want to consider seeking help. You don't even deserve a proper (You).

For the rest of us, it's the Utah Sperm
*David Attenborough narration begins*

my avies!! :))
makar!

>scorefull draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
neat!!

>hoc died
Who killed him

hoc is a 90+ year old general everyone is sound asleep by 8pm

why did they call a benaldy

>>146834391
look up gary's early life section for your answer

>two frauds are fighting for gary points
Lol

my avies :(((

jet's won

GG Canada. That said

>ASSVES
>ASSVES
KEK. Most anticlimatic OT

>>146833250
No, but I’m not poor so the thought never crossed my mind.

logging in to diablo

all smiles.jpg

>St Johns is getting a QM team again
if they get another AHL team, St John's is gonna be a super happenin' hockey place
busy, they'll need to build a proper sports park and some more rinks

>in the NHL jess campbell

uh oh bros, i might have to dump my dream girl ashley

jesas what a save

Kempe!

The fact of the matter is: /hoc/ is a decrepit shell of it's former self. There's a reason why I almost never post here anymore. Some people in this general like to make the whole ">/hoc/ actually talking about hockey" joke which is actually kind of ironic in a sad way because before /hoc/ got overtaken by the perpetual boogyman, anon would actually, as a matter of fact, talk about hockey. Been on 4chan since 2007 but because I only just very recently started posting with a tripcode (on top of posting from a relatively new mobile device), uninformed people want to act like I simply don't have a clue. (Oh yeah, almost forgot to mention that I shamelessly post from my phone. I hope that doesn't offend anybody. And by that I mean I couldn't give less of a shit if it did.)
I'm actually kind of shocked at myself for being jimmy-rustled enough to even make this post. At the risk of sounding like a butthurt know-it-all, I'll end this rant by simply stating for the record that old /hoc/ used to be cool, and I miss it the way it was before the cancer took over.

Go Sabres
Go Kraken

I don’t think it’s a goal.

mucho texto

>>146834586
grim

I ain't reading all that shit, faggot.

>missed open net
mcdavid moment

Sorry tripfag but I didn't and shan't read any of that shit.

MY KINGSIES

Never doubted my kingies for a second.

Yikes this is YOUR defending cup champs not mine

>>146834649
The kings are actually really good

>>146834524
Even /your/ girl loves /our/ girl.

>>146834567
>Get knocked down
>Momentum carries you into the goalie
Don't knock the attackers over if you don't want them sliding into your goalie.

>>146834666
must be a day ending in y

Why doesn't Gary make an NHL themed slot machine so I can stare at >my team while I lose money??? The NFL is capitalizing on this already.

>>146834457
didn't ask ya shoot geek