WHAT?
>WHAT?
WHAT?
>WHAT?
WHAT?
>WHAT?
GORILLAS ARE THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION?
>WHAT?
GORILLAS ARE THE NUMBER 1 ANIMAL ON LAND?
>WHAT?
GORILLAS THINK THEY COULD TAKE DOWN BEAR?
>WHAT?
SO I WAS LISTENIN' TO THIS
>WHAT?
CONTEMPLATIN'
>WHAT?
RUMINATIN'
>WHAT?
MEDITATIN'
>WHAT?
SO FINALLY I ASKS MYSELF
>WHAT?
I ASKS MYSELF
>WHAT?
BEAR,
>WHAT?
WHERE WOULD A GORILLA HEAD LOOK BEST IN MY CAVE
>WHAT?
MOUNTED ABOVE THE FIREPLACE?
>WHAT?
ON THE MANTLEPIECE?
>WHAT?
ON THE STEREO?
>WHAT?
ON THE TOILET?
>WHAT?
IN THE TOILET?
>WHAT?
SO AS I WAS MAKING THIS DECISION I WAS TRYIN' TO DECIDE WHAT TO EAT
>WHAT?
A JAR OF HONEY?
>WHAT?
A PIC-A-NIC BASKET?
>WHAT?
A DUMB FISH?
>WHAT?
OR HOW ABOUT A NICE STRIPY STEAK
>WHAT?
WITH FRENCH FRIES
>WHAT?
WITH ONE BEAR I MEAN BEER
>WHAT?
TWO BEERS
>WHAT?
THREE BEERS
>WHAT?
A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY
>WHAT?
AND A CUP OF GORILLAFAG TEARS TO WASH IT DOWN WITH
>WHAT?
I'M CHALLENGING YOU GORILLA
>WHAT?
I'M CHALLENGING YOU
>WHAT?
AND SINCE WE'RE RIGHT HERE ON /span/
>WHAT?
TONIGHT
>WHAT?
TONIGHT
>WHAT?
I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A STAR
>WHAT?
A SUPER STAR
>WHAT?
A SUPER DUPER STAR
>WHAT?
COS TONIGHT TIGER, YOU AND ME, 1V1 IN A STEEL CAGE
>WHAT?
TONIGHT GORILLA, 1V1 IN THE CAGE
>WHAT?
WHY THE CAGE?
>WHAT?
COS I WANT MY STEAK GRILLED
>WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, COS STONE COLD BEAR SAID SO
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
*gorilla spine crashes*